DAZAI MEETS ATSUSHI FOR THE FIRST TIME!!😂

Added: 2026-05-28

[00:00:04]He wasn't quite what I had in mind.

[00:00:09]I'll let that one pass, thanks.

[00:00:13]>> [groaning and screaming] >> You'll be okay.

[00:00:17]Fine.

[00:00:18]>> [laughter] [panting] >> You're floating down the river.

[00:00:32]Are you okay?

[00:00:34]I made it.

[00:00:38]Damn, what's that? Did this guy just say damn? Tell me, are you the one who interrupted my submersion?

[00:00:46]You don't remember? Yes, I saved your life. Wait, submersion?

[00:00:52]You don't get it?

[00:00:53]I was trying to kill myself. Suicide?

[00:00:57]Sure, and I think everything was going just swimmingly, but you interfered [music] and ruined my day.

[00:01:04]Is he scolding me for saving him? It's not all your fault. My goal is to commit [music] a completely clean suicide without burdening anyone. Yet, I did trouble you, so really the fault lies with me. I should apologize, or better still, make it up to you.

[00:01:20]Are you by chance hungry?

[00:01:23]Well, the truth is I haven't eaten in several days.

[00:01:29]How odd.

[00:01:30]I'm also hungry. Lucky coincidence. But, I'm afraid the river has taken my wallet.

[00:01:37]Just my luck.