Impromptu live: 5/20/26 - Orlando, here we come

Added: 2026-05-26

[00:00:02][sighs] [clears throat] >> My stickers didn't arrive today.

[00:01:19]I can take no duckies with me.

[00:01:51]You all done then, boy?

[00:01:53]All right, you can play your video games, but you're not going to see it for 4 days, 3 days.

[00:01:59]Yeah.

[00:02:00]Oh.

[00:02:01]Bad.

[00:02:02]Yeah, my feet hurt.

[00:02:05]All right.

[00:02:06]You're going to make it.

[00:02:08]Yeah, it is.

[00:02:08]Oh, yeah.

[00:02:10]Love you, too.

[00:02:13]Thank you, Mitch.

[00:02:15]Oh, yeah. I'm going to roll some doobies here.

[00:02:17]While we're sitting here chilling, not to belabor the point.

[00:02:23]I need to get some more cones. One moment, darling.

[00:02:47]Roll you one?

[00:02:52]Oh, Renee, did you see that they uh changed the law about flying with weed?

[00:02:57]Now you can if you have a medical card, you can fly with your weed.

[00:03:00]You can bring weed on a plane.

[00:03:02]They're going to stop um looking for it so hard, the federal government said.

[00:03:09]Because they're trying to be the ones that are, you know, that we're the ones that reclassified weed.

[00:03:18]Well, if they can do that with weed, then they can do that with the morning after pill.

[00:03:23]Yes, they can. Um yes, Maggie had her baby. Baby's fine. We'll have all the details for you as soon as Maggie is ready to tell the world all the details.

[00:03:32]Everybody's healthy. Everybody's fine.

[00:03:50]If you have a medical card, you can carry it out of plane.

[00:03:54]They changed that today.

[00:03:57]It still doesn't mean if the state you're flying into Right.

[00:04:03]Right, but airports airports are usually federally controlled, I think.

[00:04:08]So, in the airport, you shouldn't be able to be or shouldn't be able to be arrested, but perhaps once you step outside the airport, maybe.

[00:04:18]Nice timing. Hey, take it easy, Mitch.

[00:04:21]Nice timing just packing a post-dinner bowl.

[00:04:23]Nice.

[00:04:25]Oh, yes. I need to take that always travel with a pen.

[00:04:29]I don't want to hear about it, Eddie.

[00:04:32]Go by your mother.

[00:04:42]I got my stand.

[00:04:52]Not get We're not playing that god damn game.

[00:05:03]I don't know, Oren.

[00:05:08]I I have no idea what this strain name is.

[00:05:27]Waffles or pancakes? French toast.

[00:05:32]No, out of the two of those, I'd pick pancakes before waffles.

[00:05:38]Send ice to Iran. Yes.

[00:05:48]I glued my balls to my butt hole again.

[00:05:59]Hang on a second here. Let me see how many of you voted and commented today on the polls.

[00:06:10]on the polls Iran already has ice.

[00:06:25]Okay, community 25,000 of you today voted.

[00:06:46]>> [snorts] >> Favorite ice cream flavor?

[00:06:53]Cookies and cream, probably.

[00:07:04]Feel about what's going on with eating cats and dogs Chinese torture isn't What?

[00:07:19]Green grass and yellow crayon flavor?

[00:07:26]Did did did did the live just suddenly zig when it should have zagged?

[00:07:31]Chocolate marshmallow is my favorite ice cream flavor. Good evening, folks, says Germ.

[00:07:38]How this damn COVID that they sent What the are you talking about, Michelle?

[00:07:47]Is a cat running across your keyboard right now?"

[00:08:02]What the hell's a bump box?

[00:08:05]>> [snorts] >> Would you rather have $30 or be 30 years younger?

[00:08:22]$30 Pack that colon. Yes.

[00:08:37]That's exactly what I'm doing. Michelle, I I don't know what's going on in your part of the world, but damn.

[00:08:58]You can throw 15 joints and bump the Welcome to YouTube chat. You don't have to be insane to type here, but it helps.

[00:09:06]>> [clears throat] >> So does that.

[00:09:19]You know, I don't know what the hell you're talking about, Michelle.

[00:09:22]Have you been to Twin Cities in Minnesota? Yes, but not for years. Thank you very much for the two bucks.

[00:09:28]See, if I could just get all 350 some odd thousand people, 40 some odd 30 some odd thousand people to donate two bucks, I'd be [ __ ] golden.

[00:09:46]Oh, the cartoons in the 70s and 80s were insanely racist.

[00:09:53]The crows, the Oh, yeah, all of it.

[00:10:03]The blackface.

[00:10:12]Yeah, Michelle, I get it. You're kind of having a night. It's okay. I heard what you said the first time.

[00:10:20]Uh, that's decoration, JRM. Decoration.

[00:10:23]And I know that's probably not what your JRM stands for, but that's the way it's coming out of my head.

[00:10:28]JRM.

[00:10:33]Clyde, knock it off.

[00:10:38]Clyde, there's no room in here, buddy.

[00:10:42]Okay, yeah, yeah, go ahead and squeeze in here. You knock that fan over, so help me baby Jesus.

[00:10:48]Go on, get.

[00:10:56]I do play.

[00:11:11]Why are you abusing Clyde?

[00:11:15]The [ __ ] are you talking about abusing him?

[00:11:20]>> [sighs] [gasps] [snorts] >> This dog is spoiled rotten.

[00:11:27]Yeah.

[00:11:28]Thank you.

[00:11:36]>> Thank you very much.

[00:11:39]Obviously, as you can tell I'm not done done though.

[00:11:52]How was the inflation in the US? Rising.

[00:11:57]Everything costs more.

[00:11:59]Everything's probably going to cost more.

[00:12:04]As we continue down this path all summer [ __ ] long. Cuz he's not getting out of this [ __ ] war anytime soon.

[00:12:12]That's for sure.

[00:12:38]>> [sighs] >> 12-day war my ass. Yeah, it's it's 11 weeks. But don't worry, every [ __ ] day he tells us it's going to end soon.

[00:12:51]Thank you for the gold coin little hammer.

[00:13:11]Yeah, I'll take something here in a little while, but I got to get up in the morning. I can't do NyQuil.

[00:13:22]I did a video about Massie being primary today. It'll air here tomorrow.

[00:13:29]Um talking about Donald Trump's control over the idiots that still go to the polls with red hats on.

[00:13:39]And how Did you know that that primary against Massie by the Republicans their own their one of their own a guy that's voted with Trump over 94% of the time?

[00:13:49]That primary was if is officially the most expensive primary in American history.

[00:13:55]Thomas Massie's own party paid $32 million to dollars to primary him.

[00:14:02]Eli, thank you very much for the $40 donation. Greatly appreciated. Cheers from a blue dot in Kansas. Cheers from a blue dot in Illinois.

[00:14:11]And I only say that because the town I live in is more red than blue, but turning purple.

[00:14:17]Oh, this is just whatever the hell's floating in the air. It's allergies. I'm not getting sick. I feel fine. My nose is just doing the [ __ ] mamba.

[00:14:28]I'm going to take a couple of masks with me anyway.

[00:14:32]Just in case.

[00:14:44]Grab a couple hundred watts solarized batteries if you have money.

[00:14:53]Yep, Trump endorses Paxton. That's going to be interesting.

[00:14:57]See how that one plays out. Chris, hello.

[00:15:19]Yes, allergies do suck.

[00:15:21]That that's for sure.

[00:15:24]And this is just a case of what like I said, whatever the hell's floating around in the air.

[00:15:29]Making me sneeze.

[00:15:32]Perhaps I'm just allergic to my own [ __ ] How am I doing today? I'm doing okay.

[00:15:43]It's a bit of a hectic time around here, but it's fine.

[00:15:54]What's wrong?

[00:16:04]Oh, a Reese? Yeah.

[00:16:12]Local raw honey works great. Yeah, you know what? I just don't have time to go search out some local honey.

[00:16:21]Uh yeah, I'm going to Orlando tomorrow.

[00:16:27]95 in Jersey today, 67 tomorrow. Go figure. It was in the 60s here.

[00:16:32]No, not Reese Witherspoon. Angel Reese, the basketball player.

[00:16:36]The WNBA player that played for Chicago for [clears throat] a couple years and then was traded I believe to Atlanta.

[00:16:44]Uh my son is competing in the National History Bee this weekend.

[00:16:53]So, he and I are going down there while Renee goes to just uh help out with Maggie for a little while.

[00:17:03]>> [snorts] >> Yeah, Tommy and I fly down tomorrow morning.

[00:17:14]And we fly back Sunday. So, for the next few days, well, the next couple of days worth of videos that we're going to be she's working on now and then I'm going to schedule. So, tomorrow's and and Friday's are going to be normal content, but then while I'm down there I'm going to be doing I'm going to be taking creating content of what's going on down there and then that'll air up in here, you know, Sunday, Monday, that type of [ __ ] Yes, new grandchild is here, he's healthy, mom's healthy, all the details to follow once mom's ready to release them all.

[00:18:09]Amen, the first 48.

[00:18:14]Thank you, Ali. Thank you, Germ.

[00:18:17]Peace and pot from Virginia.

[00:18:21]Democrats lost Georgia Supreme Court.

[00:18:24]Okay.

[00:18:27]I drove around in circles at the airport in Orlando when dropping off the rental, got dizzy. Yeah, I'm not doing a rental.

[00:18:33]I got a car picking us up tomorrow or tomorrow to take us to the hotel and then from there if we go do anything off site, we'll just I made sure that the Uber app is up to date, we'll just Uber or take a cab.

[00:18:54]JJ, that's exactly what we're doing.

[00:18:56]Tommy's got the window, I got the aisle and we're hoping nobody sits in the middle.

[00:19:02]We'll see.

[00:19:08]>> [clears throat] >> Yeah, United asked if I wanted to upgrade to first, but it's like another 200 bucks ahead.

[00:19:21]What?

[00:19:23]Live resin?

[00:19:30]Thank you, Colleen.

[00:19:39]I think it's fresh resin. $250 there.

[00:19:43]Uh yeah, I don't gab though. I appreciate the heads-up. Did you hear about what happened with at the Spirit Airlines? Yes.

[00:19:50]Yes, I did.

[00:19:53]They went under and a lot of people lost their job.

[00:20:08]Did Maggie have enough room for all that food you brought down?

[00:20:14]It was two gallons.

[00:20:16]It filled the fridge, okay? Okay. Cuz they don't have a full-size fridge in their room.

[00:20:24]Okay.

[00:20:26]full-size, but it's literally probably the smallest full-size you can get.

[00:20:30]Right, and she's just got the little top freezer, right?

[00:20:34]It's not what we have.

[00:20:36]And so and she she told me she had room for four pans.

[00:20:41]Man, four pans, I would have filled the whole freezer.

[00:20:45]Right.

[00:20:47]So anyways, uh so she had asked me if I would go get some groceries on Friday night. And I was like, yeah.

[00:20:55]But put a list together because I'll cook.

[00:20:59]Here, we'll figure it out, blah blah blah.

[00:21:01]And uh she goes, Mom, there's no room.

[00:21:06]And I was like, Magnolia, there's got to be like three It's got to be full.

[00:21:10]>> But there isn't, is there?

[00:21:17]Thank you, user. I appreciate the kind words.

[00:21:23]Watch dog, how you doing?

[00:21:26]Weed's not legal in Florida.

[00:21:31]Is it?

[00:21:32]I think it was.

[00:21:34]Oh.

[00:21:48]Florida allows medical use of MJ, yes.

[00:21:51]Not in Georgia, no.

[00:21:54]Thank you, Ricardo.

[00:22:02]It's a long [ __ ] time the Neko Neko quote.

[00:22:25]Mason, hello.

[00:22:31]Missouri, yeah, uh one Puerto Rico has medical use for specific plant dispensaries.

[00:22:38]Rose of a comment. Did Renee have to buy a new computer?

[00:22:42]How did you know about Renee's computer?

[00:22:46]Oh, I haven't been watching I didn't watch a single video from anybody all [ __ ] day. I don't even know what the news of the day is today.

[00:22:54]Yes, she did. That's what she's working on over there. She just got it up and running and she's doing her first batch of veggies on it.

[00:23:09]Joe mentioned the pizza the other day.

[00:23:19]Yeah, them sons of [ __ ] will not let me ship pizza to Toronto.

[00:23:25]And it's annoying as [ __ ] You said the dad from the necessary conversation is beyond saving and I agree. What do you believe the same is also true of the mom?

[00:23:43]Uh, I think the mom is I think the mom's probably not as harsh as the dad.

[00:23:54]Um, and better at hiding.

[00:23:57]Like when she feels like it's not worth the fight, you know what I mean?

[00:24:02]Um, is she got She seems like if something negative happens to her, she she's like, "Oh, this is not right." So, no, probably not all the way gone. The old man is His brain is [ __ ] mush.

[00:24:22]You thought he died? Not Not yet. He's not doing well, um, but he's I guess he's he's pretty stable. He's in like a rehab center. He had a a a hell of a bout of something.

[00:24:35]Oh, the mom is a cult member, too. Don't get me wrong. They're both They're both deep into it.

[00:25:00]>> Thank you for the whatever that is.

[00:25:04]McWheels Fredward What's up, Freddy?

[00:25:22]Come here.

[00:25:27]All right, sir.

[00:25:29]All of your formula The mom is subservient to the dad and regurgitates whatever he browbeats into her single brain cell. Holy [ __ ] I saw a video of the siblings with her mom and a trans woman and the mom was actually pretty chill.

[00:25:50]Yeah, I Listen, obviously, like I said, the mom is far less insane than the old man is, but I mean she's still [ __ ] bad.

[00:26:02]>> [clears throat] >> Good evening back at you, Robert.

[00:26:22]I went into the wrong workflow.

[00:26:24]God dammit.

[00:26:31]Baby has arrived. Baby is healthy. Mom is healthy.

[00:26:36]When mom's ready to release all the details, weight, height, length, all of that stuff and circumstances, then we'll be able to uh give them to you.

[00:26:46]But we're giving her time to uh deal with the first couple of days post baby.

[00:26:56]Renee's going to go back uh to her place and help out for a couple days just, you know, as uh as moms tend to do.

[00:27:09]Yes, John, trash begets trash. Is there an inscription on your wedding ring and if so, care to share it? No, there is not one.

[00:27:19]Apparently not for the rings.

[00:27:21]Where in Orlando are you staying? I don't remember the name of the joint, but it's I don't know, something affiliated with the the national organization that puts on the event.

[00:27:33]One of the siblings said the mom could actually be reasoned with through exposure and when dad was not present.

[00:27:39]Personally, I think that long-term you probably could actually save her. Dad is gone. Yeah, dad is definitely gone. He is [ __ ] beyond gone.

[00:27:49]Um Yeah, I I don't know if she could be saved with long-term exposure with him not around. I Maybe she could, maybe she couldn't.

[00:27:59]I mean, at this point in time, it almost doesn't [ __ ] matter, you know, she How old is she? Her life is is what it is.

[00:28:09]Yeah, I got to that then go through them and figure out which one didn't come over.

[00:28:14]But, you know, I got enough to to get me through the next 2 days, no matter what.

[00:28:19]Cuz how many shorts do you have?

[00:28:22]Mhm.

[00:28:30]Only two shorts. Okay, so all of them came over.

[00:28:40]I'm going to schedule while I talk to you fine folks, so bear with me.

[00:28:50]>> You're a good boy.

[00:28:55]It's I I really don't have room in here though, homie.

[00:28:58]I got a lot of stuff in here.

[00:29:14]Okay.

[00:29:28]What else is new here?

[00:29:32]A fraud since he crawled out of the woodwork back in '83 with his daddy's money. That's what I'm saying. Everybody has known what a piece of [ __ ] this guy is for six [ __ ] decades.

[00:29:47]I know you said the '80s, but I mean I think it goes back further than that as the people who really know this guy and what a piece of [ __ ] he is.

[00:29:56]And then we've all known it because he's put himself in front of a camera every chance he got.

[00:30:08]22 10:30 schedule check My butter stress ball stick?

[00:30:25]You got a lot of stuff going on? Oh, [ __ ] yeah. Well, once again, May 7th was our wedding anniversary, May 10th was Mother's Day, May 13th was my birthday, May 16th was Maggie's birthday.

[00:30:37]May 19th Maggie gave birth to her first child. May 17th was the anniversary of my sister-in-law's passing. This weekend I'm going to Orlando for the Nationals with Tommy and my wife is going to help out our daughter. When we come back, Tommy graduates on [ __ ] Thursday from eighth grade.

[00:30:57]Um Does he have one more trip in there or no?

[00:31:02]No.

[00:31:06]Yeah, it's one thing on top of another.

[00:31:11]So, it's a little crazy. It's a little crazy.

[00:31:18]Hey.

[00:31:19]Hey, Eddie.

[00:31:25]See, that's her yelling at her cat.

[00:31:28]That's Eddie.

[00:31:31]Oh.

[00:31:40]Congrats on the new grandchild. Thank you very much. Like I said, they'll they'll be more details [snorts] in the days to come.

[00:31:47]We just got to give the mom a little room to begin with.

[00:31:56]You a fan of different cheeses or stick to the basics? Well, like give me an idea of what your idea of a different cheese is. I think I pretty much stick to the basics, but um depends on [clears throat] what your idea of different cheeses is. Like my go-to, my predominant go-to for like a burger or a turkey deli sandwich is going to be pepper jack.

[00:32:23]You stayed at a hotel suite that was $650 a night the last time you were in Orlando.

[00:32:29]Ouch-ski.

[00:32:32]Yeah. Yeah, we did.

[00:32:35]Cuz we don't know what the [ __ ] we're doing.

[00:32:46]So this is going to be 12:30 tomorrow.

[00:32:56]And that's going to be 12:30 the following day.

[00:33:01]22 12:30 time zone and there you go.

[00:33:13]Yeah, pepper jack is is uh is my favorite.

[00:33:17]Remember when he was [ __ ] around with those little underage tennis players even though he got a new jersey change.

[00:33:24]Uh yeah, Monica Seles I think went and stayed at his place for I don't know how long.

[00:33:33]Yeah, exotic cheeses like I you know brie and all kinds of weird soft cheeses that one would put on a shark booty board. I'm not I'm not down with all of that.

[00:33:47]That's not my jam.

[00:33:55]Okay, so this one's got to be 1:30 tomorrow and this one's going to be 1:30 the next day.

[00:34:13]Time zone.

[00:34:17]30 1:30 Yes, I did say shark booty board. That's exactly what I said.

[00:34:24]Not a fan of gouda? No. I'm not a fan of brie or blue cheese or like my the cheeses I like are pepperjack, cheddar, obviously American for certain things, um provolone.

[00:34:41]I don't do Swiss.

[00:34:44]Um I said cheddar. A Monterey Jack I'll I'll do, you know, depending on what we're using it for.

[00:34:56]Hey, but you do like the spicy ones, too, like a horseradish?

[00:35:01]Or like a cheddar or like a spreadable cheddar with bacon in it, I can do that.

[00:35:10]Velveeta. So, the only time we use Velveeta is when we're making an appetizer called dog food.

[00:35:17]Which is melted Velveeta with browned spicy breakfast sausage, like browned spicy breakfast sausage, and then you scoop that out with like a melon baller and put it on to these little slices of rye bread and like toast them in the oven.

[00:35:44]Um I don't know if you guys heard or not, but a gentleman in I want to say either Kentucky or Tennessee, I did a video about it today that I'm going to schedule here, uh was arrested for posting something in the wake of Charlie Kirk's assassination. And it became a public national public outcry, and they finally let him go, and he sued.

[00:36:10]And he the the the lawsuit was final was settled.

[00:36:15]He got $835,000 because they wrongfully arrested him for posting a meme.

[00:36:27]I almost want somebody to come arrest me.

[00:36:42]You're playing Shredder's Revenge on your Xbox?

[00:36:47]I don't know [ __ ] about the game. I don't know anything about Xbox or PlayStation or whatever other consoles are out there.

[00:36:54]I have no [ __ ] idea.

[00:37:14]Okay, so this one's going to go 2:30.

[00:37:29]And this one is going to go 2:30 on the 22nd.

[00:37:41]Time zone, Chicago.

[00:37:43]2:30, 2:30.

[00:37:47]I dig solitaire as well.

[00:37:51]You're too white to be arrested?

[00:37:55]I don't know.

[00:38:02]Jesus Christ.

[00:38:05]What?

[00:38:07]Homie.

[00:38:10]Sorry, buddy, but I I I I got to work, too, you know.

[00:38:14]You're spoiled. We're home all day.

[00:38:22]3:00.

[00:38:25]He wants to go lay down and smoke pot.

[00:38:26]That story of the teen who sent you threats.

[00:38:30]Oh, I don't even know if it was a teen.

[00:38:31]It was just some [ __ ] kid. I don't even They never gave me his I think he might have been an early teen.

[00:38:38]Uh yeah, he was sending me death threats all over TikTok for [ __ ] months.

[00:38:43]And so I gave all the screen names and screen grabs of all of it to the FBI and they tracked him down through the IP and found it was some [ __ ] kid doing it.

[00:38:54]The parents didn't even know it was happening.

[00:39:02]And then this one's going to go on the 22nd.

[00:39:06]But he will go lay down in a little bit, okay?

[00:39:24]Man, I I made some [ __ ] content today that was all over the place.

[00:39:30]Some that might even piss some folks off.

[00:39:34]Especially my video on chiropractor.

[00:39:39]Yeah, you were um you were doubling down all over.

[00:39:47]Yeah, I was uh I was kind of [ __ ] on chiropractors today.

[00:39:55]Took a nice steaming piping hot [ __ ] right on the whole [ __ ] practice.

[00:40:07]All the saps that put $100 down on a Trump phone. Well, now they got their phone or they're getting them anyway.

[00:40:13]These refurbished 3-year-old phones, but they have a headphone jack.

[00:40:20]So, you can plug in your [ __ ] headphones.

[00:40:25]Buy below and get a pair of headphones to plug in.

[00:40:29]Kindly, hello.

[00:40:38]And they have the Trump name on them, yes.

[00:40:40]Have I ever vacationed in Canada? For a singular night before I got on a cruise ship with my wife.

[00:40:52]Okay, so this one is going to go 4:00.

[00:41:03]And then this one's going to go 4:00.

[00:41:18]We all know Trump went to China to get the phone Listen, he obviously found somebody in China that was willing to unload a [ __ ] ton of old phones for dirt [ __ ] cheap so that he could say that he fulfilled, you know, these orders and look I got everybody their phones and the the fake news media is is giving you more lies and all that [ __ ] [ __ ] But at the end of the day, until the backlash started, there was no They had announced that they weren't even doing the goddamn phones.

[00:41:53]Okay, so this is going to be 4:30.

[00:41:58]Ooh, hang on a second. Could I just do 4:30?

[00:42:06]4:00, okay.

[00:42:13]Would I do Amtrak coast to coast? Once upon a time, yeah, but probably not now.

[00:42:20]If we had high-speed rail, I would consider it.

[00:42:30]They told me what it was going to cost us to go to Florida and how long. What was it going to cost again?

[00:42:38]A person.

[00:42:39]Yeah, that's insane. And it was like Yeah, it was [ __ ] crazy.

[00:42:50]If the If we could get some high-speed rail, I would definitely travel by rail.

[00:43:03]Baby news, question mark. Grandbaby is here.

[00:43:07]Healthy, mom is healthy, mom's going to have She When she's ready to release all the details on social media, then we will follow suit.

[00:43:17]How long until you start seeing trolls leaving sea leaving sea, question mark.

[00:43:22]Trump done gave us the phones. Yeah, I'm sure that we're going to see that at some point in time, but I doubt you're going to see many videos of people actually showing off them bad boys.

[00:43:34]I don't think people are going to be like, "Hey, man, check out my new They're going to be a couple idiots that are going to like see Here's the new phone." lives So, this new talking point out of the right, which is they're all going to go to Los Angeles by the hundreds [clears throat] of thousands and vote for the right-wing mayor mayoral candidate there because California doesn't check ID when you vote, so we can all just go to California and vote for this guy is [ __ ] hilarious.

[00:44:15]So, I did a video today saying yeah, because they were like, watch the libs lose their mind at us even suggesting that. And I'm like I know.

[00:44:24]Go. I think that millions of you should try it cuz you're all committing a [ __ ] felony in the process and you're dumb enough to think that that's how it works that you just roll into a polling place in a state that doesn't check ID and you can just vote without anybody asking you any questions. You just tell them you're here for a ballot.

[00:44:43]That's how dumb these [ __ ] people are.

[00:44:54]Yeah, being on high-speed rail during an earthquake would suck.

[00:44:59]Have I ever been to Hawaii? No.

[00:45:01]No.

[00:45:07]And if we ever go to Hawaii, it's probably going to be not probably, it's going to be during the when the whales are there.

[00:45:27]Because we saw the whales up in Alaska and then learned that those same whales go to Hawaii. I think in Feb They're down there in like February.

[00:45:37]So, if we ever go to Hawaii, which we probably going to go at some point in time um it's going to be during those months so that we can do a whale watching tour there.

[00:45:48]And then see if we can see the same whales that we saw in Alaska.

[00:45:57]Cuz they are marked by their tail fins.

[00:46:06]>> There's a whole group of Capitol Police that came together and sued the organ the the federal government.

[00:46:13]Trump's AI space force post reminds me of mirror mirror from Star Trek. The Japanese are number one when it comes to high-speed rail.

[00:46:22]I'm guessing Japan has systems built in their bullet trains to cope with tremors.

[00:46:30]If we're going to go to Hawaii, go by cruise ship?

[00:46:33]We might if I could figure out how to make sure that that tour, that whale watching tour is on the agenda.

[00:46:49]Okay, this is 6:00.

[00:46:56]Sorry, and this is 6:00 6:00 the next day.

[00:47:05]22nd 6:00.

[00:47:15]You ever put your underwear on backwards and not notice until you had to take a piss and the urinal Uh no.

[00:47:25]Trump needs to be brave and go to space.

[00:47:28]Show us how amazing he is by moon walking without a suit.

[00:47:33]As a communist, I find it laughable that conservatives think all the [ __ ] they think.

[00:47:40]You're like the George Carlin on YouTube and you should honestly go to comedy clubs as you remind me of him.

[00:47:46]Well, I appreciate that, but you're obviously not on TikTok. The communists over there hate me.

[00:47:52]>> [clears throat] >> With [ __ ] passion.

[00:48:02]>> Yeah, I did notice that most cruises that go to Hawaii cuz I was looking at them like a year ago. They go out of San Diego. Um some go out of Los Angeles, but most are San Diego.

[00:48:18]Well, the Hunter virus is already here in some way in some capacity, but we're not going to talk about either one.

[00:48:25]Bay City, Michigan. How you doing?

[00:48:32]Let's go.

[00:48:33]This is going to be 6:30.

[00:48:43]And 6:30.

[00:49:07]Oh, I need to make a [ __ ] thumbnail for this.

[00:49:16]As-salamu alaykum.

[00:49:19]Alaykumu s-salam.

[00:49:27]35 to 60%.

[00:49:29]Yeah, I'm not going to We're not going to discuss that cuz it tends to get lot channels banned. So, pass on that.

[00:49:39]What am I looking for? I'm looking for this.

[00:49:43]Today's the 20th.

[00:49:45]Correct?

[00:49:48]Renee?

[00:49:51]Yeah.

[00:49:51]Thank you.

[00:49:53]Sorry.

[00:49:55]Trans woman with a biracial son who had a naturalized citizen before I came out and removed all my videos as long as I know.

[00:50:01]No, that's not how it should be.

[00:50:04]20 My sister lives in Hilo. Went there in 2014.

[00:50:22]Wonderful trip and stayed on the residential side.

[00:50:26]Download.

[00:50:31]No, I've never been to Hawaii. I have been to Alaska. Um [ __ ] where am I at here? I am here.

[00:50:44]Live.

[00:50:47]There we go.

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[00:50:58]Scott Jennings is a vile piece of [ __ ] Your videos give me hope. Well, thank you. I appreciate that.

[00:51:04]Uh proper hashtag.

[00:51:10]Right there.

[00:51:12]Save.

[00:51:15]Where in Alaska? We did a cruise up the Alaskan coast. So, we went through We left out of Vancouver.

[00:51:23]And we got off in Seward and flew out of Anchorage. And in between, we we saw Enchantment Bay, the the glacier in Enchantment Bay. We went to Icy Strait Point, Sitka, Ketchikan, the went through the narrow the passage.

[00:51:46]I can't remember if there was another stop along there. I don't think there was.

[00:52:11]Did we see polar bears? No, we had we actually had phenomenal weather. It was in the 60s and not raining for most of it. We saw orcas, we saw um humpback whales, we saw some seals, obviously a [ __ ] ton of birds.

[00:52:34]Uh what what what are the where were them [ __ ] swimming around eating the fish in the creek?

[00:52:42]Seals, sorry.

[00:52:50]I would do that whole entire cruise all over again, right.

[00:52:54]And hope you got the same weather.

[00:52:57]Well, tell your son age 11 I said hello.

[00:53:00]Trey, how you doing?

[00:53:06]Fish eaters, yes.

[00:53:08]My street number was 668. I'm technically the neighbor of the beast.

[00:53:13]I see what you did you did there.

[00:53:23]We did have a good time. So, like I said, the first day was a sea day and it was going through the passage.

[00:53:28]And then we went to um Ketchikan and we just walked around and shopped at Creek Street. It was actually not a bad excursion because the the town is like right there when you stop when you when you dock.

[00:53:43]Did you guys um have two?

[00:53:47]Yeah.

[00:53:49]Yeah.

[00:53:52]Um but no, Ketchikan was nice.

[00:53:55]Um we did in one of the stops we did the Oh, that's uh what's the big town? Juno.

[00:54:06]Is that where we did the whale watching?

[00:54:09]No, wasn't Juno. It was um I can't remember.

[00:54:17]I can look at one of the videos. [ __ ] A.

[00:54:21]Cuz we did the gondola ride to the top at Icy Strait Point. In Sitka we stayed on the ship. In Ketchikan we did shopping.

[00:54:30]And in what the [ __ ] is the name of What the [ __ ] is the name of that town?

[00:54:53]No, it's not Fairbanks.

[00:55:08]Oh, it was Juno. Sorry. Yeah, Juno, right?

[00:55:12]Okay, yeah. So, we we did the whale watching tour in Juno, I believe.

[00:55:18]Is it in Chamain Bay and Hubbard Glacier?

[00:55:21]Yeah.

[00:55:24]And then we got off the ship in Seward, Alaska and we took a bus to Anchorage and we flew out of Anchorage.

[00:55:35]Alaska Air. What a [ __ ] airline.

[00:55:40]Maryland, how you doing?

[00:55:47]I'm almost out of the shorts and Guys, I'm going to be wrapping it up here very shortly just to give you an idea an idea of how much more time we have. So, get your questions, thoughts, or more important donations in. Just kidding.

[00:56:04]Uh Air Canada, I've never flown Air Canada.

[00:56:13]Um we we do um Southwest a lot, but now they've you know they're not necessarily the best option anymore. And I like United. So, I want to start flying United more.

[00:56:27]Thank you kindly. I will uh be making some content from down there once we get down there.

[00:56:37]Yeah, the whale So, in in Juneau, Alaska, the the the excursion we took was a combination. It was a whale watching tour that was a pretty nifty little tour on this little boat. We got to see some some pretty decent sites.

[00:56:50]And then afterwards we went to um a salmon bake.

[00:56:55]They had little waterfalls? Yeah, the Yeah, but little little waterfalls and they had a It was baked salmon and baked beans and salad and some desserts and elk rib and rice and a and a Yeah, and a clam chowder. It was a It was a fantastic little lunch.

[00:57:18]Gator World in Florida was fun. I'm going to be in Orlando the next few days and I'm highly considering I was talking to my son about it today.

[00:57:26]Um looking for us to try and do one of those airboat gator tours that are there in Orlando.

[00:57:32]I told him I said, "Listen, I want to do Universal when mom's with us and I don't want to do Universal on Memorial Day weekend.

[00:57:40]I would rather have a living snake shoved up my urethra than try to navigate Universal Studios on Memorial Day weekend.

[00:57:50]>> [sighs] >> Uh so, I was looking on Viator. There are a couple of different things we can do down there and uh there happens to be like a handful of different airboat gator tours.

[00:58:03]No, I'm not in Florida yet. I will be tomorrow for a few days.

[00:58:13]Traffic in Orlando will be fierce. I'm not renting a car. I'm either taking cabs or Ubers everywhere.

[00:58:20]Would I rather spend a week in Florida or a week in Ohio?

[00:58:25]Probably Florida cuz at least I'd have a [ __ ] beach for people to swim, you know, in in warm weather.

[00:58:37]Every time you join my stream, you get hungry for me talking about food?

[00:58:46]Husband. Yes.

[00:58:48]Right on. Guys, we're going to wrap up here now. I'm going to go put my feet up.

[00:58:53]Um watch for content in the coming days.

[00:58:55]Thank you for the $10 donation right before we close shop. Look at that.

[00:58:59]Watch for content in the coming days.

[00:59:02]Well, the next 2 days worth of content here on YouTube are going to be regular content. I just That's what we just scheduled.

[00:59:09]But then in the couple of days following that, it'll be content that I'll be making in Orlando from the stuff that we're doing down there. So, uh watch for that stuff.

[00:59:17]Uh there shan't be a Saturday night uh live with Renee considering we will be in two completely different states at that time and probably both extraordinarily exhausted. We could go live. That's That's not a problem, but I don't know that we're necessarily going to, but Exactly. Renee won't have privacy and I'll probably be dead to passed out, you know what I mean? Plus I'll be in another I'll be a an hour ahead, so Anyway, you guys take it easy and we'll talk again soon.