Religious narratives often contain internal contradictions that challenge their moral claims, such as the depiction of child sacrifice in the Old Testament (Exodus 13:1-2, 22:29-30) where God commands the sacrifice of firstborn children, which conflicts with the portrayal of Jesus as a loving savior who sacrificed himself. This raises questions about the consistency and morality of religious texts and the nature of divine beings described within them.
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>> All right, we are back. Good morning, everyone. Uh, let's see what we've got here. I'm going through some stuff. Um, and see what we've got.
Oh, hey guys. Good morning, Righthanded Sith. Thank you for joining us. Hope everything's going great in your world.
Uh, you say you preferred the wide stream. I like my stream stick. That's right. Um, let's see. Mick Mack says, "Antagonist, typical MAGA inbred colonist." Huh. Who is a MAGA antagonist colonist? I don't I don't you know I'm not sure we're talking about the same people. Um possibly uh I don't know. We'll see. We'll see.
Good morning, Kelly Laughlin. I hope you're doing great. Jinxy Jinx Jinx you.
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You know, as often as that's what it does. [laughter] I found Yeah. Good morning. Thank you for joining us. Uh, let's see. Ambush Apostate, good morning. Hey, you know, Ambush I Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was going to do a thing, man, but I haven't done the thing. I'm sorry. I haven't done the thing. I was going to invite several people to come on the show. Remember, we talked about it a long time ago. I was going to have special guest hosts kind of take over the show. And then I dropped that idea and and quit having guest hosts all together. No offense to Ryan or anybody else. They're all wonderful. Um, but I was uh kind of had my own groove going on, if you know what I mean. Um, with my new mission. I got a new mission sort of. So, um, but hello everyone. Thank you for joining us. Um, Nicholas Nicholas Hollier, good morning.
Nicholas says, "Praise Jesus. Let me ask you if you don't mind." Nicholas, why do we need to praise Jesus? Like, you know, I mean, like, okay, check this out, peep this, my homie. You've got a little kid over there and it didn't pee itself.
Um, and you're like, "Wow, I want to praise you. You're such a good kid." You are. You're so good and glorious and wonderful. Why does Jesus need you to do that? I mean, really, does that I mean, you're so wonderful. Praise Jesus.
Praise you. Praise. Like, why? Have you ever stopped to I mean, just stop and think. It's an almighty deity creator.
Why does it need you to tell it that it's good to reinforce its notion that it's good?
Probably it doesn't, right? I'm just kind of curious how that works.
Patty Craig, Jenn Jesus was a fanboy.
Thank you. Welcome to the show, Patty Craig. Um, cool name, by the way. Ethics over faith. How could anyone worship a god that allowed men to sell their daughters into sexual slavery for thousands of years? Well, you know, that's a that is a wonderful question, ethics, and I think um it's it's probably from the same guy. All right. So, here here I'm going to I'm going to lay it out like this, and you just see if it makes sense to you. We've got a blood cult.
It's a blood cult. It is a cult that worships child sacrifice.
Um, the heroes of the story of these this this religious cult, almost all of the heroes have done harmful things to children. I mean, God creature itself hurts children, curses children that didn't do anything wrong, drowns children in water. I mean, the whole thing. Abram. Abram, you know what Abram did to his son? His son who was his son from his slave wife, right? You know, and then um there are just numerous examples of times where the god creature has killed all the firstborn sons of Egypt. Remember remember all the firstborn sons of Egypt? Yeah. Yeah. So, and then wait, I ain't done yet. So, we got a blood cult who worships a god that loves killing children.
And this god creature allegedly sacrificed its own child in a child's sacrifice that these people um believe is a holy and good thing.
They they don't see it as a child sacrifice because Jesus was a grown man.
For the Lord so gave so loved the world that he gave his what? His only begotten son to whom? For himself. He killed his own son for himself. It's just crazy talk. So, so this is the group we're talking about. The same group, by the way, that not only do they worship a child sacrifice, they worship a god creature that loves killing children.
They have their church has a history of harming children in the most unfathomable of ways. I'm talking about from sexual assault, from the priests to the nuns um killing the uh um what do you call them? the the newbie babies and the unwed mother babies and all that other stuff throughout England and throughout Europe and all that stuff.
All those, you know what I'm talking about. They they've done horrific things to children.
And now we go, "Wow, how could anyone worship that?" Well, really, it just seems like it makes sense now that when you look at it, doesn't it? That that's exactly who they would worship.
Let's see. Damn show. You ever think that Jesus made the free will choice himself to come down to earth to sacrifice himself because his brother Satan went astray and did much evil on the earth? Well, that's kind of sounds crazy really to be honest. Let me do this real quick though. So Jesus's brother is Satan. Is Jesus God or not God? Is Jesus God or not God? If Jesus is not God, you're not supposed to be worshiping Jesus. You shouldn't worship Jesus. You worship Jesus. You shouldn't worship Jesus. the the first command, the very first of commands says, "Worship nobody other than me." And that's why a lot of Christians, in case you were curious, a lot of them go, "Hey, Jesus is God. We think he's God."
Because they want to worship Jesus, not God. So, is Jesus God? If Jesus is God, then is God? Jesus is Satan's brother.
What the [ __ ] Wait a second. How is it that Jesus the god creature or even just a piece of the god creature the entire created the entire universe is afraid of death in any fashion in any way I mean he can take death and come and go right can't it death is nothing to this creature it's it's all powerful it's all eternal death for this creature essentially since the living world is one world and the death the plane of the dead is another world it's like going from one room to another and then back to another room and back to right I mean for this creature what's the fear and then you're saying wait wait wait it willingly did it. Okay. Wait, wait. All right. So, here's the deal. I'm sitting in heaven, right? I've been in heaven all my life.
I am God creature.
Yeah. What I'm going to do is I'm going to put myself down on the earth for 33 years.
I'm going to get the [ __ ] kicked out of me and then I'm going to come back here and live in this [ __ ] palace. I think I can do that. I think I can manage that. Okay, here I go down there and I take part of my body. Depends on how you believe what what kind of Jesus you believe in. Something hit the floor. So, so that down there 30 years later, he killed and up he is back in heaven. Here I am. Woohoo! Look at me back in I rose from the dead and then ascended bodily into heaven cuz I am the god creature and death is nothing to me.
Any of that [ __ ] makes sense to you.
Really? Any of that makes sense to you?
That's [ __ ] crazy. All of it stupid.
Just stupid. It's just stupid. Anyway, so let me go on.
So God creature here um is afraid of death somehow for some reason. Fear's death. That's that's just kind of a weak point, don't you think? And then all right, let me go let me go on with the rest of the chat. Uh thank you ethics over faith by the way for all that that I got me. Let's see. Faith and fig says, "You ever think that Jesus made the free will?" Okay, there you go. That was good. And now so so if Jesus is not God then and Jesus and Satan are brothers.
So let me ask you something. [laughter] If Jesus and Satan are brothers and the stories are essentially true. Satan and a third of the host of heaven creatures that were around before man and know God personally have seen God work have seen him in action personally.
Now if it was one thing just be a crazy angel you know Lucifer we just went mad.
Well I'm sure surely angels go crazy right? Is that true? Can they can they do that? But wait a second. So ang so so Lucifer the dark the the light the the bringer of light Lucifer somehow managed cuz he's I don't think he's ever described as being more powerful than any other angel. They're all just kind of [ __ ] angels, right?
I mean to the to the point they're almost like specialty tools really. But anyway, so Lucifer, I'm down to earth.
Take one instruction. Um Lucifer has all this power. I kind of got distracted from my point. The only begotten son, no brothers. There you go.
That is true. So it brings us back to uh first breach of the womb as the child sacrifice. If we're talking about what we're talking about, I got distracted from that one point. I love this other point, though. Um whenever we're talking about Jesus being the only begotten son that is indeed the qualifications as firstborn son to which whenever God creature commanded Moses to sacrifice their firstborn children to him that's how they determined which ones the first breach of the womb. It didn't matter how old you were is the first breach of the womb.
All right. Yeah, here's a great one. Oh, this is wonderful. You guys are just crazy. I don't know how you leave any of this nonsense. Uh, Colossians, wasn't that? Hold on a second. I got to look I got to look something up. Wait, wait. I got Isn't that like super super fanfiction? Hold on. Colossians.
What is that? 115. [laughter] Collos. Just that doesn't matter.
Colossians is one of That's what I thought. One of Paul's letters. So Paul never even met Jesus.
He had a he had a vision. He hallucinated a meeting with Jesus on the side of the road. We have to take his word for it. And he claimed that Jesus was the firstborn of all creation.
Really? When did Jesus say that? Did Jesus ever make that claim? Ever?
No. Just Paul's fanfiction. Is that all?
Paul, who again never met Jesus, who it was years after Jesus allegedly died, who went to meet with according to himself.
Peter for two weeks and got permission to teach the Gentiles that Paul.
Okay, just checking to make sure. Um, yeah, that's some solid evidence you got there. Jesus was firstborn of all creation. So, here's all things that were made by Jesus. After that, who do you think Jesus made to be second born of God? All right, so here's the deal.
Does does the Bible ever say that anywhere before Jesus, before the fanfiction of Jesus? You've got this this book, this letter, this whatever it was written by Paul decades after Jesus allegedly lived by a man who never met Jesus ever. Jesus never made any of those claims. He said he was the son of man. He said he was a prophet. Mark chapter 6, he said he was a prophet.
He never said he was the first to come.
I am blah blah blah blah blah blah. None of that crap what you're talking about.
A fan of his wrote that. Do can you admit that in the chat? Can you say yes, Chris? Jesus never made this assertion.
It was a person who had never met Jesus and who didn't write these things until decades after Jesus lived. Could you put that in the chat so I know that you understand the reality of the circumstances?
Because I don't think you understand the reality of the circumstances. Jesus never made those claims.
And and even if you want to do that cuz I could I can win this on every [ __ ] front even. All right, let's do that.
Let's do that. Okay, so Jesus was the firstborn son. Jesus is before Adam. I guess Jesus is the first. Okay. All right. So Jesus came down to earth and sacrificed himself. He has some kind of fear of death. This creature that was born before anything has a fear of anything. Really? That's fascinating.
Isn't that ridiculous? That's just [ __ ] stupid, isn't it? It's stupid.
It's stupid.
[clears throat] Oh my goodness. Yeah. So, Romans, it's afraid of Romans and and and here's the deal. We could think of like Spartacus. Spartacus kind of a similar thing. We don't, you know, similar thing with Spartacus.
Um he kind of died too and he fought the Romans too.
Um but I mean at least in his case as far as we know I mean I don't think Spartacus was ever was he crucified or was was his was he just kind of he just disappeared and I I don't but at least in his case I mean there were real people who really at the time he was fighting for he he was really fighting for a group of people. It was a slave revolt against the Romans.
Okay, so Spartacus is a slave who rose up against the Romans, fought them, allegedly got quite a few of them, did did a lot. Okay, he did a lot. He did a lot and then he lost because Romans are badasses and there was a lot of them.
Okay, Jesus, work with me here, my friends. the very son of the god creature or andor and and also or the god creature itself from before time and always after time and all that business came down to earth could not defeat the Romans and was killed. I mean, now wait, wait, wait, wait. This God creature thing though knew it was going to be back up in heaven. Did Spartacus know that he was going to after if he died, he was going to go into some heaven beautiful place and live there forever and be an all powerful creature? Did he know that whenever he was fighting the Romans? No.
No. But Jesus apparently did know this.
Jesus is an all powerful almighty creature that was here. He's before the first man and yet his somehow sacrifices his flesh. That's a sacrifice really. I mean the point I'm trying to make is Spartacus [ __ ] slave and merely one example from history that we can use gave more knew more knew less in fact about going in what was going to happen to him. I mean had had absolutely everything to risk and everything to lose, right?
But your God creature didn't. It's going to die no matter what. It's going to die. It's going to go bodily back up into heaven. It's going to sit back on its own. It's going to kick its feet up and go way. It's going to kick its feet up and wait for the time when it comes back and murders everybody that's not a Christian. That's what that really that's a sacrifice by you. That's a sacrifice. That's some sort of Oh, he did something good for us. Oh my goodness. He sacrificed his only son.
Wait, wait. But that's is that himself?
What? Well, if his son is himself, then what the [ __ ] kind of sacrifice is that?
It's a god. It's the god. The I don't think you guys understand the power of your own creation.
Well, see, Cameron Hardesy says he wouldn't be just he wouldn't be just if he just let your sins be wiped away if it were not for bloodshed. That's ridiculous. That's not just the the Good morning, Cameron. That this notion that blood is what is required to wipe your sins away. Really? Your god creature can't forgive without blood. No, no, no, no. Can't forgive without blood. And in your case, it was the blood of Jesus.
Blood cult. Remember I mentioned blood cult long time earlier. You're in a blood cult. Sing the song with me.
Washed in the of Jesus. You remember things like Jeffa giving his daughter to God? Creature, sacrificing his own daughter to God. Do you remember things like Moses cutting the throats of the bulls, catching the blood? Oh, Abraham.
One of them. Moses or Abraham. Go look as chat catching the blood of the bulls in in in bowls and then sprinkling that blood on the altar and on the his the followers who were there chanting holy holy holy you don't know you're at a blood call you you have no idea [sighs] no idea and let me ask you this my friend just just ponder this for with me for a moment any of you Christians out there that think some a sacrifice of any kind is a is a good thing a sacrifice >> [clears throat] >> is disgusting.
It is. I mean, you're like, "Oh, he willingly sacrificed himself again. Did he really sacrifice?" I mean, if he's [ __ ] God, that's not a But anyway, but here's the deal, man. Sacrificing something is sacrificing something on the face of it. The absolute bald ass truth of it is this. It's a bad person who feels bad about what they've done.
And in order to not feel bad about that, they go hurt something innocent and that somehow absolves them of their sins. That's literally what happens. You have stolen I [snorts] don't know um your you you you had sex with your wife, your neighbor's wife. So in order to absolve yourself of that thing because you have been a bad person, you have to go get a goat. A goat. An unblenmished thing. It's got to be the purest, most innocent, the most right. Does that make sense? That That is sacrifice.
That's what it is. You've been a bad person, so you have to hurt something good in order to be clean again. How is that [ __ ] logical? How is that good?
How is that moral?
How is that moral?
Even by you Christians, how is that moral? Because you've done something wrong.
It is right, moral, and holy for you to go and hurt something innocent. And the more innocent, the better in order for you to undo the wrong that you've done.
Is that what you're saying for me? Is that what I'm picking up?
So, let's extend that to Jesus now.
Really, it makes sense. Okay. All right.
All right. All right. So, how would you feel if like the mayor came down and he came over to your house and he took your kid and he's like, "You got a 10-year-old kid or whatever." He's like, "All right, I got your kid. What we're going to do is we're going to take your kid and we're going to beat him from here all the way to city hall. When we get him to city hall, we're going to beat him some more. And then we're going to hang him up on a cross and we're going to execute him." And and then after that, nobody in this town will have to pay taxes again ever as long as you promise to believe in that guy and then in your kid. Believe that the kid was real. If you don't believe the kid was real, you still have to buy taxes. Well, you have to believe the kid is real and you have to believe this anyway. Anyway, well, you're missing the point. But you see, does that make sense to you? Would that be good for you? You'd be okay. Are you such a money loving person? You go, "Yeah, go ahead, man." Depends on who kid whose kid it is. Is that Is that where you're going to go? If it's your neighbor's kid, maybe you wouldn't mind so much. Hey, man, taxes is a burden.
Maybe that kid's a burden. Where's your morality, Christians?
Jesus bled for you. That That's not moral. First of all, it's not moral to think that there's another thing, right?
I want to tell you guys something. I want to tell you something. God creature is wicked and evil and sinful. It's well by our saying it's yucky. It's yucky in its own book. It tells people to worship bad wrong ways that they'll never be able to live up to.
It tells us, it admits that it did that.
It does that. It's that kind of creature. When people piss it off, it will tell them for generations. It'll do it for generations. And look in the Bible, it pisses off the people for generations. 30 years or 50 years or 60 years, it sold them into slavery over to this god creature. It is Did I Did I lose my stream again?
Are you still there?
Okay, okay, okay. No, no, no. Okay, okay. Uh, tell his mom to get us some chicken nuggets for lunch. Uh, yes.
Sorry, I got distracted from my point.
Uh, no, Carl. The only begotten son, no brothers. Yeah, yeah, I know, right? You don't even get it that you're again child sacrifice. You're worshiping a child sacrifice of all the things, right? Jesus is a child sacrifice. A child the son of God. And again, it's not even sacrifice. God creature so loved. No God, no masters. Carl is on a roll with these insults. Oh, where's Carl? I want to see what Carl did. Let me come over here, Carl. Because I mean, Carl may be right, you know, for all.
Isn't that what Jesus was doing? Was giving them things. Uh, maybe in a way.
Maybe in a way. You know, you want to say it that way. Um, I want to see.
Yeah, I know. They're often like, "This show sucks. I'm out of here." And then like 30 minutes later, they're still in the chat. I'm like, "Dude, I thought you said the show sucked. What are you What are you doing here?" GTFO bounce. Um, let me see if I can find it over here. Patty Craig. Jesus was a pinball. Yes. Yes, Carlos. Right. Let me make sure both my chats are running cuz they are.
Sometimes my chats are a little weird.
They be weird. Okay, here we go. One.
Yeah, there we go. There. No.
Yeah. Yeah. There we go. There we go.
All right. Now, my chats are gone. Uh, let's see. Who was the person I was looking for? Uh hey, my morals come from a necessary first cause which we identify as God that by necessity of his nature interact with his creation.
You know, I I want to come back to you uh because you don't either. Let me I really I want to I want to address that other issue before I get distracted, but it's just so easy. That's just a good one.
[laughter] You guys are so much fun. Belief or faith is a higher being is a religion.
That was it. I was looking for Carl.
Hello, Carl. Where are you, Carl? Carl, baby, coming at you, Carl. Going to find Carl. I got this new software. Oh, there's Carl.
Uh, let's see. Oh, Carl's going Nothing but a loud mouth. You will blow before him. Nothing but a loudmouth. The only begotten son, no brothers. This guy's just a loud mouth.
Did the truth bother you, Patty? You just can't see. ACBC the church, blah blah blah blah. The dude, this guy's just a loud mouth apparently. All the [ __ ] blowhard. Let me continue. He goes on. [ __ ] Is this a delusion to you? I have the truth. These are all Every one of these is a different post, by the way. And Jesus is the truth. Different post. It is written. Different post. Prove it.
Don't dorko. You don't know nothing. You lack vision. This guy's mouth just rambling. John, you do you thing.
English isn't your first language. Um, nothing but a loud mouth. I bet his mother is proud of him. Tell his mom to get some chicken nuggets for lunch. Carl is right.
Carl said so. [laughter] John, I forgot more [ __ ] than you will ever know. You know, it's pretty bad whenever like I mean lowercase I. It's funny. I I I find it just so I don't know whether to laugh or cry whenever I see someone who's obviously a [ __ ] tell other people that they're stupid. I mean come in like you to say I mean at least you spell John's name right. Lowercase I though and then you have no sense of I mean you're just did you you're just shameful person. Anyway, somebody else has something but here we go. Um and I wanted to I wanted to respond. Artemis.
Here we go. Artemis. Art. That's not it.
It's not Artemis. It's ar let's go up here. I tagged it. Don't move too.
Arant. Okay. our entertainment. Got it.
Let me pin this over here. Okay. So, my morals come from a necess necessary first cause. I hope you're still there, Arin. Let me visit with you just for a moment. Okay. Let's let's visit. So, you have a first cause. A necessary first cause. Okay. And that's God. And can you prove that in any way other than it's just a voice that comes into your head? And listen, you say this God of yours that gives you your necessary morals and all that. And your had another point, too. Let me go there. Uh, you say this God of yours, I mean, look at all of its followers. Do they obviously all agree because it's clearly an objective outside of our sphere, singular voice, right? So, that's why they all agree on everything. They all know what this God creature wants. They all, right? Because it's objective, right?
Not right. No. Interesting. Let me find here some more. So, I got some things, man. Here's what the deal is. You have um Oh, man. That's rough. Let me I got to pin that one to this.
Let's see. All right. Um my morality is subjective. It varies from person to person. Literally from person to person. You cannot prove any form of objective morality. You just can't. You just can't. You can claim that you personally have a single objective source for that morality, but if you're going to claim it's a God creature, you can't prove it exists. And you certainly would be hardressed to demonstrate how you every time you have a moral question run to your Bible and flip through it and somehow manage to find something that resolves your issue.
I just don't think that's something how that works. I mean the morals based in the Bible. Do you know how many times God creature tells you to love your neighbor?
Do you know how many times your God creature tells you to murder children?
The latter is more prevalent than the former. You should know that, right?
Anyway, um [laughter] this notion that your God gives you somehow look at the blood. Look at the sheer amounts of blood spilled in the name of your God. Which God, by the way? This God? That God? How many different denominations of Christianity are there of fears? How many? Would you Was it 40,000? Yeah, cuz it's objective, right?
It's like saying it's like saying, you know, I don't really know. I can't I can't explain it. You guys seem to think I don't know why you stick to that either. Even your god creature changes his morals throughout the story of the Bible from one day to the next. He is very whimsical and very angry and he changes his mind all the time. Why you seem to think he's objective singular moral source is weird. I don't know why you forced to stick upon that. But it's a loss. It loses. It really does. This notion that you again have a singular moral objective source. You have necessary first cause. First of all, you can't prove it. What caused your first cause?
What what caused God? Where did it come from? What started God? God needed a cause. Everything if you everything needs a cause. God needed a cause.
God didn't need a cause. So wait a second. Wait, wait, wait. So So like my phone couldn't possibly have formed all by itself. Just magically out of existence.
But God could could do that. Just popped magically into existence. Fully formed.
Hey, you know, Patty Craig, I want to mention there's a chapter there's a verse in the Bible where where Jesus talks about how those who have the strong enough faith can are willing to to become unix for God. It's weird. I don't want to go into the whole complexity of it, but but Jesus says that there are men who are Unix because other men make them so. Like a palace guard who's guarding the queen, so you don't want him to, right? There's men who do that because other men make them so. There are men who becomes Unix because they choose to for their God, for their faith or for their religion.
And there are Unix who were born that way. Jesus says that they often get to the whole I've heard them say to those who can take on the whatever, but I don't really hear him emphasize the fact that they he actually really admits right there.
It's it's it's their version of trans people, interexual people. He just says casually. And there are Unix born that way.
and moves on. He doesn't slander them, doesn't say anything, doesn't go on about themselves. Let's see here. Um, I'm still catching up here.
Uh, why do you think Jesus Oh, yeah.
It's gone. He wouldn't be blah blah blah blah blah. Okay. Yeah. So, this whole notion that you have got this singular source of morality, this again singular source of morality that tells you anything god creature tells you as good as good and is bad as bad as right. I mean, and we can look out throughout the Old Testament that God tells his followers to do horrific. Oh, that's the point I was going to make earlier. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. That's I was even starting to write it down because I knew I was going to lose it. Christianity is a fake out. Okay, here's the deal. Um, God creature, I told you earlier, God creature will tell his people, "Hey, my followers, you are my believers. You are my people. Worship these things over here. Go worship that rock. Go worship that owl wing, right? and try to live up to the efforts of that owl. We try to fly like an owl. Oh, and also give your firstborn sons to me.
I know it's weird. So, God creature actually does that. He tells people to live by rules and statutes that they can't possibly live by. And then he also tells them to give them their firstborn son. He does this Exodus. He does this in Exodus. And then he brags about doing it. in Ezekiel.
He does in Ezekiel. And uh now I want to tell you what is Christianity. It it's like in Ezekiel they're describing Christianity. It's almost as if after Ezekiel is written on down the way somewhere God got pissed off at some people and said, "You know what? I'm going to make you worship things you cannot possibly live up to. Here's a man. You go try to live up this holy man. Walk in the feet steps of Jesus.
Oh, I can't possibly. He was the perfect man, but we got to strive to be perfect like Jesus." But you can never be perfect, can you? You can never be like Jesus, but you're pressed to.
Oh, isn't that interesting? And Jesus is literally the first breach of the womb of the God creature. So, it's almost as if the God creature pulled the same pick out on Christians as he did on the ancient Hebrew.
And Chris is this guy here is just talking. I'm just talking nonsense. I am just I'm a I am full of [ __ ] and lies. Don't listen to me at all. Do not I am just a lying atheist serpent bastard. Um don't listen to me at all.
And then when I do say things, go don't go look up the truth. What you should do is go find apologetics. It'll immediately defeat me no matter how weak and ignorant they are. You go do that because that's what you're supposed to do, right? So I'm going to do this for you. Let me go here. Uh why is my thing being is am I being smuted by my software?
I kind of like it, but I'm new to it.
And it just I want to say it. I don't want to use the word sucks. [laughter] It sucks. All right, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. So, again, don't listen to me. What I'm saying is Christianity is a fake out. You, a God creature, made up rules and statutes that you couldn't live by to punish people, and you fell for it, and you're still falling for it.
[laughter] Here we go. Um, Exodus chapter 13.
Oh my goodness. All right. So, uh, now I want to mention that these are the people lost in the forest, right? They had left they had left Egypt and God creature got pissed off at them because they were trying to worship their old gods, right? So, he got pissed. That's why they had to wander in the desert for 40 years so they would die off, right? Cuz he got pissed off at them, right? You know the story. That's why they wandered in the right. I mean, [ __ ] Come on, man. You know this. So, listen to this.
Exodus 13 1 and 2. The Lord saith unto Moses, I I I do the voice myself. No extra charge.
Consecrate to me every firstborn male.
Consecrate to me every Oh, he's not talking about humans, though. He's just talking about like animals, like cattle and [ __ ] because they serve, you know, they sacrificed back then. That's what that means, right? to give it to me.
Give it to God. Right? If you're going to give it to God, you just give it to God. Um, so that's, you know, that's what he means, right? So, so obviously he's talking about the cows, calves, ducks, doves, not people. Obviously, God creature would never ask for sacrifices of their firstborn child.
But wait, there's more. All right. So, and remember, I'm just taking this completely out of context. Christians, you should go look this up for yourself and prove me wrong. Um, Exodus 13:1 and2, the Lord said to Moses, "Consecrate to me every firstborn male, the first offspring of every womb." The first That's the whole deal. Are you hearing me? Let me ask you something.
Was Jesus the second offspring of Mary's womb?
No. No, he wasn't, was he? Gee, Jesus was the first offspring of the womb.
Ain't that weird? Okay. All right. All right. All right. Hold on. Hold on. Let me go on. So, [gasps] consecrate to me every firstborn male, the first offspring of every womb among the Israelites belongs ama whether human or animal.
So, that is the God creature at that point telling them. Matter of fact, if you go up and read the rest of Exodus 13. Oh, wait. It's it's it's um Ezekiel.
Ezekiel, I'll get to that in a minute.
Let me let me get this out of the way first. So, now now, of course, obviously, I'm taking out of context.
What the deal is is God creature helped helped? [ __ ] he didn't help. Anyway, God creature freed the people from Egypt.
And in doing so, part of the plagues that he unleashed upon them was to kill the firstborn child of every Egyptian.
And that's why he was calling for that as payment.
Let me go. Let me go check that out.
Naturally, pardon me. Naturally, I am taking this out of context.
Do not listen to me. I am, as you would put it, the serpent.
Exodus 13.
Okay. Consecration. It's even called the consecration of the firstborn. Okay.
Here it is. It says, and this is just cuz you think I'm making it up, I guess, cuz I say you think I'm I am in your mind making things up that you are thinking about me. So, I'm justifying, but you know how it goes. Um, the Lord said unto Moses, "Consecrate to me every firstborn male.
The first offspring of every womb among the Israelites belongs to me, whether human or animal. Verse three, then Moses said to the people, commemorate this day, the day you came out of Egypt. So I wasn't wrong.
Out of the land of slavery, because the Lord brought you out of it with a mighty hand.
Eat nothing containing yeast. Today in the month of Aviv, you are leaving. When the Lord brings you into the land of the Canaanites, Sidesites, Amorites, Hivites, and Gibites, the land he swore to your answers to give you a land flowing with milk and honey. You are to observe this ceremony this month for seven days. Eat the bread m made with the yeast on eat unleven bread. I mean, just kind of goes on and then wow.
Sometimes, you know, when you read this [ __ ] it's just like, all right, so here we go.
[clears throat] Verse eight says, "On that day, tell your son, I do this because of what the Lord did for me when I came out of Egypt. This observance will be for you like a sign on your hand and a reminder on your forehead that this law of the Lord is to be on your lips. For the Lord brought you out of Egypt with his mighty hand. You must keep this appointed ordinance at the appointed time year after year.
But there's more. I know there's more. I know it's weird, isn't it? They would even talk about that sacrificing their children.
But but remember this is a story that God is telling later as well.
Exodus 22.
Exodus, remember the other one is Exodus 13. This is Exodus 22. God creature talking to Moses and his people. Exodus 22:29 through30 says, "Do not hold back offerings from your graineries or your vats." You know, I want to mention one of the things why they keep saying to not hold back this stuff is I suspect people were holding back and they weren't they weren't giving the fullness they weren't giving their firstborn children like they were supposed to. So twice in this book of Exodus they told them to do so.
They pointed out don't hold back.
Exodus 22:29 do not hold back offerings from your graineries or your vats. You must give me the firstborn of your sons.
Verse 30, do the same with your cattle and your sheep. Let them stay with their mothers for seven days, but give them to me on the eighth day. That's God again telling the ancient Israelites to sacrifice their firstborn sons to God.
Okay. Now, again, my friends, because I am just a lying atheist on the internet, don't listen to me. I give you the verses. if if you need to rewind. Uh maybe have a smart person explain it to you. Um now, but there's more because because the lion Chris guy, the the serpent, the jackass earlier said that God actually brags about doing this. And if you're a regular watcher of the show, you know where I'm going next, right?
Ah yes. Oh yes. The good old book of Ezekiel. You got to love the book of Ezekiel. I mean, if you've never been on drugs.
Anyway, let's go over to the book of Ezekiel, just in case you're not sure.
Ezekiel was a prophet. Um, in the in the old before Jesus, you know, in the to the to the ancient Israelites, he was a prophet.
God spoke to him directly and called him the son of man. That's why Jesus refers to himself as the son of man.
Ezekiel, a prophet of God, has a whole book where he goes through and he's talking to God. Every time God's like, "Hey, son of man, open the door. Hey, son of man, pick up that thing. Hey, son of man, go keep the door." You know what I mean? And so Jesus calls himself the son of man. Because he's trying to be a prophet.
Anyway, um so here in this in this book, Exodus chapter, wrong one. Exodus, Ezekiel, Ezekiel, baby, hit me up. Is it funny?
Ezekiel now. So this is book Ezekiel, of course. Anyway, book of Ezekiel, a prophet who this book Jesus taught from.
If Jesus was a Jewish rabbi, almost certainly he taught from this book.
[sighs] Ezekiel says in 2025, "So I gave him other statutes that were not good." He's talking to Ezekiel about how he disciplined his flock, his followers, his people, his own people, when they were in the forest and they pissed him off for worshiping the gods of their fathers, the idols of their fathers and their parents.
So he's here in Ezekiel telling you, bragging that he has done that.
So I gave them other statutes. that were not good and laws through which they could not live. I wonder the statutes they could that were not good were the animal sacrifices. I wonder if that's what anyway. Um I defiled them through their gifts. The sacrifice of every firstborn Christians, you might want to go read that again. Gio Sam donated $10. Thank you, Gio Sam. Here's a little something something for your time and efforts.
Thank you very much, Gio Sam. I appreciate you guys very much. The coin, the coin always helps, you know, cocaine and hookers and whatnot. Um, actually, it's, you know, um, I use it for to to get more stuff and do stuff for the show. Really, I appreciate you. Thank you. Um, and every now and then I take the evil one out to dinner in my mind. [laughter] She actually Anyway, it's complicated.
Uh, let's see. This means any accusation against God means in essence nothing, but only your own personal opinion. It's your opinion, dude. All right. So, here our our entertainment. Here's the deal.
Your It's your opinion. Which which god did you choose to worship?
Your opinion chose which god you wanted to worship? Right. Are you a Muslim? Are you a Christian? Did you choose to be a Christian? Okay. All right. Cool. Are you a Protestant? Are you a Catholic?
Oh, wait. Wait. You subjectively chose to be a Catholic or Protestant, I'm sorry. Okay. Cool. Cool. So, so are you an Episcopalian or are you a Presbyterian?
Which one did you choose subjectively?
You have some sort of objective.
What singular? No.
Could you learn to fear good? You should learn to fear him because that is the beginning of wisdom. No. No, it's [clears throat] not. See, the people who want All right, here's the deal. There's there's there the religion is a con.
It's a con. They they use faith to convince you to believe [ __ ] that you would never believe. Faith is good. Oh, it's good. Faith is so good. The more faith you have, the more likely you are to believe gullible [ __ ] And that's why they say it's good because they they're trying to get you to believe something ridiculous. So, oh yeah, a person who has more faith or the ability to believe [ __ ] that's right up their alley.
So, what they do is they tell you, I know it sounds crazy, but you got to have faith, right? Then after the faith, if you're too smart to fall for the faith, that's where the fear comes in.
Yes, the fear. Oh, wait, wait. You don't believe all this [ __ ] Well, you better believe all this [ __ ] cuz you're going to die soon. And when you do, this evil god creature is going to be waiting right there for you. He's going to burn you and hurt you forever.
It's the fear.
Of course, those very same people would indeed say, "Fear of God is the beginning of wisdom." Yes. Yes, those people. So, you are in a trap.
anointed for Yeshua. You are in a trap.
Uh let's see back to back to Yeah, you're in a trap. You're in a You don't know that. Obviously, you don't know that. You've been caught in the fear and faith trap of religion.
Yeah. How's it feel?
Are you not smart enough to get past the faith part or are you just cowardly to get past the fear part?
Interesting.
Carrying on. Um, back to back to our entertainment. Yeah, your morals come from a necess necessary first. Yeah, sorry. That's first that was a long time ago. Apologies. Apologies. I thought that was nerd. Let me roll my [ __ ] up here, guys. Tony Hypes, Kelly blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Spam Jesus loves you. Does spam Jesus? I hate spam Jesus loves me.
Jesus didn't make culture. There was culture before Jesus. As a matter of fact, the culture of the Middle East, the ancient Middle East, is nothing like the European culture that you're trying to associate with Jesus. I'm just probably saying, and you can't can't imagine that the Japanese had culture before, the Chinese didn't have culture before Jesus. Oh my goodness, that's crazy. I didn't know that. The the Indians, the the the the Indis Valley, they didn't have culture before. Just crazy. Interesting stuff.
Um, let's see here.
All right. Oh, cool. One of those guys who's going to burn in hell with me for [ __ ] ever. It's good to see you.
Goodness. Let's see. You guys are crazy, isn't it? Jesus loves you, yo. No, I didn't. He really doesn't. This is very sad for you.
I'm just picking up a few here before we take a break. Father retro. Jesus is Santa for emotionally weak people.
#truth knucklebump father retro. Okay, let me address a couple of these and then we'll take a quick break. Uh, listen, smirky guy who does that Jesus loves you. If you you don't spam my chat, dude. You said it. Don't do it.
Don't do it again. Don't just keep doing it. I mean, just don't. I have a bot that'll warn you, but it might not even do anything, but I will. I'll get sick of it and all. So, stop. Be a grown-up or make your mom come in type for you.
Is it [clears throat] the best you got?
The best you got? How tiny is your dick, man? Come on. You can do better than that.
Okay, maybe you can. Anyway, um so cute.
You got to sing along.
Sorry, man. It rolls up. You know how it is.
Be gone with me.
You know, see, I see my my little bot there is just going off about itself.
That's all right. It's just It's just as weak. They're weak and they can't I mean, they have nothing. their little god creature even its dick is so small they got to act like that. It's just f fascinating. Um and but you know the notion I'm I got banned from an atheist channel. What does that mean? Did you do it because you reasoned us? You convinced us? You said things that destroyed our arguments or was it just because you b spammed our chat?
You know, I think if you spam almost any spam almost anybody's chat, even Christian chats, just go do that in a Christian chat and see if even they'll only deal with that for a little while.
I'm just saying. Um, Father Retro, that's true. Milo, thank you for pointing that out. Milo, one of the things we're talking about, mock him and you were greeted. See, that's exactly right, my friend. And every time every time they come in here, you don't realize that you're using fear. You're you're are are you Milo?
Looking at your picture, which is just a kind of a blue blob. That blue blob, Milo, looks like a genuine and honest and fair and good blue blob of a person.
You don't like go around scaring people to do what you want them to do, do you?
Is that I mean, are you one of those bosses that doesn't actually try to, hey, man, you're doing a great job. Keep on keep it up. None of that. You don't go in there. Listen, man. If you don't get your [ __ ] up, you're going to be fired. you better hurry. Are are you a person that uses fear to drive people or are you a person that doesn't?
Because that's what you're doing. You're you're using the fear aspect of your religion to come in here and try to fear us into your religion.
Don't mock him. You will regret it.
Really?
Tell me more about what's going to happen to me. Tell me more about how fragile the feelings are of your god creature that created the entire universe and the two trillion plus galaxies and just an uncountable number of planets that are out there. How fragile it is that this chattering monkey can hurt its feelings to the point not that where it would just like smack me or leave me alone or hide me or just get away. Nothing is going to torment me forever. It actually has a a place special built for that purpose to torment this chattering monkey. Just for just for my words, your god creature's dick is that small.
You know, [sighs and gasps] the notion of blasphemy came from people whose god can't protect it because it's right. So, whenever you start poking holes in the logic of their their logic, if you will, of their religion, that's where blasphemy comes in. That's blasphemous.
Well, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You would think so, wouldn't you? Um, so Xavier 2213 says, "I was coping hard for 17 years as an atheist." Yes, it takes way more faith to be an atheist. It really doesn't. How How much faith does it take for you to not believe in Zeus? Do you go around with the struggle? Are you part of the struggle? I have the whole Katzacotal thing. For me, it's like, "Oh man, we get together every week. We're like, "No, Kakodal is is not real. We It's so hard to not believe he's That's just [ __ ] stupid, man. That it takes faith to be an atheist.
Really?
[laughter] Faith is something you use whenever he's trying to believe something that's ridiculous. Religion.
Now, let me continue on with your point.
17 years you were an atheist. Never in your 17 years, never once did you blaspheme against the spirit of the Lord. You never said you didn't love God. You never said you didn't believe God. You never said, "Fuck that bullshit." Never. Never. You never said anything ugly against God creature. You never denied Jesus. You never did any of that [ __ ] Right. 17 years as a hardcore atheist.
What does that mean, by the way? What is a hardcore atheist? I mean, I'm I'm a hardcore atheist, but that's only because the sealis.
[laughter] Hannah Lillard says, "I have seen God bring the dead to life. I have seen blind eyes see. I have no doubt in God is God. God allows sin because he's good. I'm not afraid of people making fun of God. God simply walks away." Does he?
Well, I guess he does, doesn't he? Yeah.
He's like, "Um, I'm going to walk away, but when you die, I'm going to burn the [ __ ] out of you forever." Right.
Right. Loving, merciful, kind, forgiving.
Uh, let's see. Could you provide? All right, let's see. Yes, let me do this.
Hold on a second. Um, Xavier, these are these are just so small. Uh, noble platter says, "This is very sad, sir.
You have no nothing higher to base your life off of. It is very sad. You have no idea. You should stick around and learn.
I don't have really time to Free will tend to corrupt our desire to obey God's will. That's just ignorant, man. Free will that's just I don't have time for that either." Um, Xavier says, "Can you provide me the source of life coming from non-life?" What's the study? you have the internet, you should go look that [ __ ] up. As a matter of fact, I recently saw a video you should go watch cuz we haven't actually proven. Here's the deal. If we go about proving what we do is we take kind of we replicate the environment that was black back then. We put all the chemicals in there and we like stimulate it with electricity like light and all stuff and and if we make it actually work, then you're going to go that's not natural. That's man-made.
That's people making it happen. That's how God had to make it. There's just no winning with you people. However, that we're getting very close. There are lots of theories, lots of very, very good hypotheses about how we got here. The original The original. Now, listen, we have You're not going to like this. I'm going to say it. you're just going to deny it cuz you're But we've got billions of pieces of evidence going back billions of years to to show where that the spark of life started was singular single cellular long long long time ago and it evolved into where it is now. We have billions of pieces of evidence of that. Where's your where's your piece of where's your evidence for the dirt man? where I mean you even say non-life going into life yet you believe life came from dirt literally dirt just dirt we have proven scientists I'm like I'm a scientist have proven that they they've gone on to the the comets and they've landed on comets pulled soil off there and found the the the the chemicals required for life all of them I got to find this video for you because you're not going to watch it but but it's a good video I really enjoy this scientist Uh, I don't know if he's a scientist or not, but he does a good job. You should just watch it. Hold on a second. Let me just It burns when I pee. History. Got to find my history here. Where is it? I' been I'm studying for Shakespeare, so I've got a lot of Shakespeare stuff in my history.
Oh, come on. Don't do this with me.
Where's the history? Okay, there we go.
Hold on.
Uh oh.
Yeah. All right. So, >> hello person. This is Anton. And today we're going to discuss >> this. Here's the video. And this is cuz because this is the deal, my friend. We we don't know exactly. We don't have the science exactly how life came from non-life. Just because we can't prove or have not seen it yet doesn't mean we won't. Right?
What happens when we do? All the chemicals are there. The history is there. What he's going to show in this video is that the of course you got to know about the science and stuff which you'll deny. So it doesn't really matter anyway. But but I mean all the things were there for life to become or non-life to become life. All the chemicals were there. They just needed to be shaken up over time. And it had billions of years for that to happen.
There was like three billion years from the well obvious depends on when you first but but life started on earth allegedly within a billion years of it being formed like few hundred million years of it being formed. It went from a few hundred million for bill two three billion years later three and a half billion years I don't know it was a long time. It was all single cellular. It was nothing more than single cell but once it started going it really kind of blew up. But here's the link. I want the link. I will you won't go watch this. I don't know why I bother. Here we go. I'm going to post this. There's your B.
There's your link. I'm going to post it over here, too. Ignorant Xavier. There you go, Xavier. I don't have proof yet for non-life turning into life, for for the chemical combinations that are required for the initial properties of life to begin. I don't have proof for that, but we're very close. Go watch that video and you will see how close. And if they do, on the day they do, cuz it's not far, go watch the video. And when they do, are you going to renounce your Lord? Is that what you're going to do? You've you've lived off this argument for so long. Are you going to go, "Oh, my God is no longer, but they f life from non-life."
Is that what you're going to do?
Um, listen. Some noncre concrete answers. Listen, evolution is a theory.
It's a scientific theory. A theory is a lot of is something that is uses a lot of facts to describe something facts.
You should go look up that evolution is true. You should and this whole no so no concrete answers just hypothesis. Go watch the video which I said you wouldn't watch. What are they supposed to do? They they it begins with hypothesis and then it develops into a theory after testing. Right? You know that, right? So even if it is still in the that's what they're doing, they're going to do it. What are you going to do when they do it? Are you going to renounce your Lord and Savior?
But but still, this is the whole thing.
You got nothing. You don't even have the billions of pieces of evidence that we have. You got [ __ ] man. You got nothing. Nothing. You've got a Bible that conflicts on every other page. It's written by so many different people.
It's written in ancient languages that are dead that people can't even [ __ ] agree on.
That's all you got. Where's your proof for your rib man riboman and your uh your dirt man and your rib woman?
I serve Christ alone says you have nothing. You saying I have nothing does that and does not make that true. I have billions of pieces of evidence that you just want to ignore. Again, where's your where's your proof for your dirt man and your rib woman? No conflicts whatsoever.
Oh my god, the ignorance of these [ __ ] people.
Okay, I'm going to do this. I'm going to show you this. I got a website for you that you're probably not going to go to, but I'm going to show you. Well, I'll show it to you. You just run away. You should run away now. You really should go away now. Your cognitive cognitive dissonance is going to have to fly into overdrive so hard. How hard? So hard.
Okay. So, let's go here. Highlight. Oh, wait. I'm on the wrong thing. Give me a minute, guys. All right. So, here. This is a page, a website called lying forjesus.com and Bible contradictions is what it is. And if you will go to this website, you will see is I won't try to pin it in here. My my [ __ ] got weird. Uh I'm going to put it in here for you. You can go to and you can see the contradictions in the B. You see all those pretty pretty little colors?
Do you see that? All these colors. All these are contradictions in the Bible.
All of them. Everyone. This is the New Testament over here on the far right.
This is the Old Testament here. Notice how small the New Testament is compared to the Old Testament. Anyway, um but all of this contradictions. Yes. Look how I mean, whenever you zoom in, there's just so many of them. Oh my goodness. And look at the stack. The nature of st the contradictions in the four gospels are just ridiculous. Look at that [ __ ] And you [ __ ] believe it. How ignorant of you that you still believe this stuff?
Okay. Um, oh my god, Shimona Francis.
Really? Really? Where's the proof that you have a mind? You feel love because we have a chemical reaction in our brain and we feel love God. Is that what means? Oh, you [ __ ] science absurdities. Look at this. Scientific absurdities and historical accuracy inaccuracies in the Bible. Lying forjesus.com. It's a link I put in there. You should go to it here. I'm going put the link again. You won't go to it. You're You won't. And if you do, you'll just lie and not care cuz lying for Jesus, right? Put that one there.
I'm going put this one here. Come on, man. Give me the thing. My My Lord Jess is dissipating my ignorant. So there you go. Lying for Jesus. So there you go with your no contradictions in your Bible.
Some people. Okay. So there I'm going to I'm going to stop right there. Now I want to show you this guys real quick.
I'm going to go over to and stop sharing. [laughter] And for our person um I did put the link. I want to show you guys uh Anton here just for a minute. This is Anton. I really enjoy watch I think his name is Anton. Yes, Anton. Let me show you Anton.
Hi Anton, welcome to the show.
New experimental evidence life formed on. Do you have any evidence Christian? Any any any tiny tiny tiny tiny any piece of evidence at all? any for your god creature bouncing turning dirt into a man full grown man any at all? No, I'm just so one of the big Helloful person. This is Anton and today we're going to discuss one of the biggest mysteries in science of all time. The mystery being how exactly did the life on Earth begin? Or to be more specific, what factors potentially played the biggest role in its formation? And can we actually find similar factors somewhere else out there in some other star system? And though for a very long time, scientists have had bits and pieces of this particular puzzle, there was never really this one answer that essentially explains everything at once. But for the most part, we know that life requires energy.
It requires water and very specific chemical elements. But recently, several major studies you can find in description have now completely reshaped our previous understanding of some of the earliest days on planet Earth and thus presented us with a slightly different explanation for how scientists now think life potentially began.
All right, so there we go. Um, I see our individual Tony Hype says, "Name one of them host and read the verses. I bet you won't." Um, I actually gave you a website with hundreds of them. Go look it up yourself. I got [snorts] no time to entertain you. I'm not here to personally do what you tell me to do.
And I'm not one to really bend to the whole I won't you do it. I bet you won't do it. I'm just not going to do it. I don't even have to. I gave you I gave you hundreds and hundreds if you'll go to the website. Did you go to the website? The the the there are scriptures listed right there. If you hover over, just hover over the line, it'll give you the scripture of the contradictions and you can go yourself.
Did you go to the website? It's pinned.
Did I pin it in my chat? Did I remember?
I I do believe I pinned it. Yes. Did you go to the website?
And look, let's see here.
Tony.
Yeah. You knew I wouldn't read it. Yeah.
Oh, you win. [ __ ] good. Sure. All right. I gave you the website. Go look for yourself. Go look for yourself. I got no time for you. Just ignorance.
Just ignorance. You prove me wrong, though. Go clip this. Go clip this so you can tell your Christian ignorant friends how you prove me wrong. Oh my god. Do you have a loved one who's on their deathbed, but they've yet to give themsel up to the Lord?
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>> Holy, holy, holy is the Lord. This is some [ __ ] Holy, holy, holy is the Lord.
>> All right, we are back. You know, I I just want to say normally I wouldn't do this cuz it kind of I wouldn't do it because it it's like I'm doing what he wanted me to do, but I kind of do that. It's so cool.
Back to this website, guys. Just ignore the jackass. I don't even know about the jackass. Just go to this website. It's cool. I I didn't I didn't really I've I've shilled this website for so long.
Occasionally, I go there, but I never really kind of never really kind of looked at it. Okay, I can think of it. When you go here and you move at these like here, the any one of these little lines, you can click on it. Look at look at just hovering over it. Does God have a body? And there's does God help in times of need. These are conflicting choices. One of them will say yes, one of them will say no.
That sort of thing. And that's what this is all through it, right? That's kind of cool. Hold on. Quit my moving mouse.
It's very funny. Where where did Moses receive the Ten Commandments? Okay, we've got a whole bunch of wherever it's conflicting, it'll tell you. But check it out. If you actually click on it on one of the lines, it'll take you to a thing with the lines. You can't see all of it, but it's got it underneath and it's got all the information on the scriptures.
Which ones they That's pretty cool. That is damn cool.
First Timothy, God wants everyone to go to heaven. First Timothy or this second Peter says this, God, everyone some, you know, just keep keep. It's really cool, guys. It's pretty cool.
Go check that out.
I dig it. You know what, Tony? I I don't care what you think, man. You're You're [ __ ] ignorant. I It wouldn't matter.
I mean, if it were like one little thing in there, but it's hundreds and hundreds of things. Th There are hundreds of conflicting things and hundreds hundreds.
But no, they don't they don't conflict.
You're going to wiggle your way around and lie. Cuz that's what Christians do, by the way. That's what you do. You're going to lie. You're going to take it out of context. You know why? Because you know who takes [ __ ] out of context?
Christians. That's who does. You do.
Because most of the text of your Bible is [ __ ] horrific. And Jesus is really here to go, "Listen, man. [snorts] Either believe in me or I'm going to feed you to that God creature that was so horrific in the Old Testament."
Faith, Riley Robbins, faith is horrific.
Faith is something that that people who want you to believe stupid things tell you is good because you'll believe those stupid things if you have enough faith.
Faith is ignorance.
Faith is ignorance. Proud being proud of your ignorance. Being willing to be ignorant more than other people.
Let's see.
John Doe asked a question. Why does it Why does it say it instead of he in the thumbnail?
Well, cuz does God have a dick?
God actually refers to himself as a he, doesn't he?
But I don't. I refer to it as a God creature.
And I'm respected. I'm supposed to respect what it thinks about pronouns.
And you don't respect what people care about pronouns.
You're you're going to go around probably now and [snorts] pronoun judge somebody. Really fascinating.
You're right. The the vertical chat really is just trash.
God does not refer to himself as a man.
He doesn't. I don't think he does.
quality.
I don't actually think it's a Thank you, John Wick. I don't think it's um very I think it's actually very unprofessional to eat on stream.
Uh I do it for a couple of reasons. One of them is cuz I kind of get hungry around this time in the morning, but also because it pisses off a lot of people, you know, and the right kind of people. If it pissed off the wrong people, I wouldn't do it, but it pisses off the right kind of people. So, we'll just see who [ __ ] about it. John Wick guy. I I get a lot of that. A lot of people say I look like um Donald Southerner.
Robert says, "You'll believe in stupid things if you have enough faith." Well said. You believe that life comes from non-life even though you've admitted there's no evidence for it. That's faith. Well, hey man, our science hasn't discovered everything. We're supposed to know everything now. Everything right now. We're supposed to know all of everything right now. We're supposed to be able to do all of this immediately.
But no, not really. Right? Science is evolving and catching up. And as I mentioned earlier, when I did mention, we've come a long way, a [ __ ] ton. We've got billions of pieces of evidence for for evolution. And you're like, well, show me a transitional fossil, not realizing that all of them are transitional. Every one of them. Every Yeah. Cuz we're all all creatures are going from one thing to another over time. That all are transitional.
You have no proof at all of life coming from non-life. Uh, your dirt man coming from dirt, your rib woman coming from, you have no proof or any of that. None of it. And yet you deny all the scientific proof that tells you that evolution is real.
Who's an idiot? Who's a fool?
Um, I don't the whole having faith having faith in science and faith in religion are not the same. By the way, and I I can feel some of you kind of heading that way. I I do have faith in my science because science has taught me that it's reliable. It's not the same as faith in religion. There there's more kind more than one kind of faith. See, I know I'll slow down if you need me to.
The faith a person has a religion is just that it's a faith in something that you have that is ridiculous that you have to have faith. If you have to set aside your reason in order to believe it because it's so ridiculous, right? God split part of himself off and brought it down here because he was mad at us. And in order to get not mad at us, he had to squirt part of himself down here and then have us beat the [ __ ] out of it and send it back to him.
That's that's ridiculous, right? And it takes faith to believe that [ __ ] Listening faith. The bad kind of faith. I have faith that my science works. I'm gonna reach over here and I'm going to turn off my light. I love doing this. I'm going to turn off my I have faith that my light will go off because my science has taught me over time reliably that it'll work.
So, Christians shouldn't be skipping.
Can you turn your light back on? My light back on with your faith, with your Christian, with your Jesus. Go ahead.
It's getting dark and scary in here.
Please turn my light back on. Pray.
Are you going to pray? Where's the praying? Come on, guys. I'm just It's dark and scary in here.
Oh, see Tony Hyp says here's the deal and this is something I mentioned earlier.
See here that. Okay. So, here's the deal. This is one of the things I'm talking about as far as the whole aiogenesis thing. Whenever we do I'm going to turn my light on because you guys haven't gotten to pray enough prayer action going on. Um when we prove a biogenesis scientifically that it can happen whenever we get into a lab and we go okay look here and we put all the and we and this is how how it could scientifically prove that life can come from non-life. This is what they'll say.
Oh you went in there and did that. You made that happen. But there wasn't a you back then to make that happen. So God God had to have been there, right?
Because you're now made. So there's no winning with these people. There's just no [ __ ] winning these with these people. Yahweh is an idol statue. Yahweh is actually um uh if anything, it would be better described as an evil pit demon from hell. I'm just curious if you were to go ask Chat, any one of you, go ask chat and say, "Listen, be you got to start out with this. Chat, be as non-biased as possible.
if possible, right? As non-biased as possible and then say, "Chat, look throughout the because with the Old Testament, look throughout the Old Testament.
Don't refer to the New Testament for reasons I'll get to and tell me if the God creature of the Old Testament sounds more like a loving, benevolent God or more like a pit demon from hell."
Go ask it that question and find out.
The reason why I say not Christ, not the New Testament is because the New Testament doesn't really address God so much as it does Jesus. And it's not the same thing. [snorts] They're two different creatures.
But do that. Go do that. Let's see if I can do that. Well, that would probably take I can do that. I've done that [ __ ] I got nothing else to do. You ain't got nothing else to do. And of course, I'm like, what about Jet? Let me just stop sharing. Uh, get this back over here.
Did it stop sharing? All right, cool.
We're cool.
We'll go over here. I'm just going to do this for fun.
Not that fast.
I'm typing.
Oh man, it's so The phrasing is so bad.
Actually, let me do this. I'll do this and I'll let me let me do this.
>> [music] >> He burns when I be Abraham had the crotch cies [music] and gave his sister wife to me.
[music] It stings like a bee.
They told me she was a sister. [music] Now I'm plagued between the knees.
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Abraham [music and singing] had the crotch cies and gave a sister wife to me.
[music] I've got the Pharaoh's curse, a chase of peanut [music] plague. I've got the pharaohs cursed [music] between my legs [music] [music] burrito a full bladder I fear [music] a bride eyes and siz have left me itching front to rear.
[music] Me is not all well.
It burns when [music] I pee.
Abraham had the crotch goodies and gave his sister wife [music] to me.
I've got the pharaoh's curse. A case [music] of penal plague. I've got the Pharaoh's curse. There's fire between my legs.
I've got the [music] Pharaoh's [singing] curse. A case of peanut.
[music] I've got the Pharaoh's curse.
This fire between my legs.
[music] All right, we are back. So yeah, I answered the question essentially if you had to choose and go do this yourself and find out what happened. If you have to choose and I found I found the answer very interesting. Which choice you can only choose two? A loving merciful father or a [snorts] hideous pit demon?
Which would you choose? And it chose a merciful loving father. It did. And then it went on to say all the things like why it wouldn't describe it as a merciful loving father. And then it says, um, this is the part I really like. This is, of course, this is just chat. Ignore Chad. It doesn't mean anything. This is just somebody being a jerk. Um, so if this is what it says, if someone evaluates the Old Testament using modern human rights ethics, they may conclude the portrait looks cruel, authoritarianism, authoritarian, and morally unacceptable.
Yeah. Yeah. I guess so. By our weak subjective morality of today.
However, though, it does go on to say if someone evaluates it within the ancient Neareastern context and the theological framework of that text, they I got to got to give it all the credit. They often see a judge and ruler whose actions are interpreted as justified by divine authority and a larger moral order.
So essentially it's justified because it says it is.
Oh man, isn't that crazy? Isn't that crazy?
You people don't know. You just don't know.
Um, Swifter 22 241 says, "Israel is a country filled with archaeological sites proven biblical events." Um, listen, they're not listen.
Yeah. Yeah. People actually lived back then. For somebody to write that Egypt was there and that there may have been a Pharaoh. Yeah. Yeah. Those were real things that happened back then. The Exodus and Moses leaving Egypt, that never happened. Even Egypt Egyptologists uh uh uh [clears throat] archaeologist from Israel in Egypt they're there they even will tell you that there's no proof that it never happened.
Um the millenniums are named BC and AD because of human because we actually go by BCE now and BC or CE it's BCE and CE in case you weren't sure. And the reason why we did that is because the old way was kind of forced on us by the Gregorian calendar and the Christians.
It was forced on us. So it has been changed.
It is now BCE before the common era. And the common era, you should update yourself.
Human law derived from commands. Don't be deceived. Swiffter 241. You don't think they didn't know to murder people before the ten commandments? You didn't think they know that? They didn't know that. had no clue. Interesting. Let's see. And also here, Bart, for example, even skeptical scholars such as Bart D.
Urman, he's not a skeptical scholar.
Well, okay. All right. I by a certain tone he is. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, what I meant by that, he's that's not his role.
He's just a Anyway, I get what you mean, though. Uh have accepted the authority authenticity of these core pollen letters. That's great. That's perfect. I I think that's fantastic. I tell you what, let's get Mahatma Gandhi right down here to personally certify with his certific certification of honest truth right from Captain Crunch's box of certification right from there that Paul's letters are honestly written by Paul. That's great. What the [ __ ] does that mean though? What What does that mean? Paul never met Jesus. Remember you know that, right? Paul never met Jesus.
Never met Jesus. Never met Jesus.
He spent allegedly two weeks with Peter.
Allegedly. You've spent more time probably with your pastor at your own church. And this guy spent with Peter to get the holy word of all eternal God.
This is he's just a guy. There's nothing special about Paul, right? He wasn't even a chosen disciple, was he? No. He just had a delusion. So sure, the letters may be authentic Paulian letters.
So authentic letters written by somebody fanfiction. It's fanfiction. So that's hard to explain. Another Reddit tier atheist. I made it up to Reddit.
Are you just now getting here, Vinnie?
Stick around, man. Actually, I'm fixing to leave. I got [ __ ] to do. Um, so Swifter, you should educate yourself on that. I do appreciate you guys stopping by and demonstrating stuff.
Let's see.
Matthew 5:37. Thank you for reading the putting the whole scripture out there for me. If that is the whole scripture, often times I'll just put Matthew 5:37 and just run. And I'm like, what am I? I ain't going to read that. But let your yes be yes or and your no be no. The rest is from the evil one spoken by Jesus. Jesus came to save us from the evil within. Read Luke in the Bible. Let me just see. Matthew 5. Is that let me just see what that's about. Are we taking that out of context? Maybe Matthew 5. Let me just see here. Are we taking Matthew 5 out of I would hate to think of somebody doing that. Wait a second.
Burrito 37.
Wait a second.
Okay. Okay.
So, say yes or no. Anything beyond that is the evil one.
And that's as far as oaths. He's talking about oaths.
He's not actually talking about protecting us. That's not what he's talking about. That's not what he's talking about at all. Jesus came to say this from the That's not what he's talking about either. He's talking about oaths.
Interesting.
This is also the same book, by the way, that tells you to turn the other cheek if somebody does you wrong. Christians really haven't. You like this book for convenience, don't you? Um, let's see.
By heaven or earth. Yeah. So, don't.
He's saying if you make an oath, keep your oath. Yeah, that's a good one.
Right above it is talking about divorce.
Above that is talking about adultery.
Above that is talking about murder.
Above that is talking about fulfilling the law. Above that is talking about salt and light. Huh. [clears throat] Yeah. So, the note you I guess you just made the rest of that up.
So, let's read the Bible then. If you want to go to the book of Matthew. I love the book of Matthew. It's just so fun. I'm going to tell you something, friend. I'm going to go out of here. I got [ __ ] to do. I appreciate you all for showing up, but I'm going to do this to you and then I'm going to leave. Are you a newbie here? Let me see. Are you a newbie here? Swifter, maybe.
Swifter, if you'll look and turn to your turn in your Bible to Matthew since we're talking Matthew. Turn in your Bible to Matthew.
Is it chapter eight? No, never mind. That's That's a good one.
That's good [ __ ] right there. I like that one. Um that's not the one I want either. I know where it's at. I'm just I'm just doawling really. Okay. Are you with me? Are you with me? So, Christians, are you with me? Here we go. This is I'm going to This is I'm going to leave you guys with this. So, you're giving me Matthew. I'll give you some Matthew back. Matthew Jesus in Matthew Jesus. And you can go look this up. He's talking about what's going to happen when he returns.
You know, when he returns, when Jesus returns, he's going to commit atrocities on humankind that this world has never seen. Never, ever. I mean, not he's not going to return and kill all the demons.
No, he's going to return and kill all the men, women, and children on the earth that don't believe the correct way.
Now, obviously, because Jesus is a loving, merciful lamb, obviously, he's going to snap them out of existence because that's the merciful thing. Oh, wait. No, he's not. No, he's not. When Jesus comes back, he's going to murder all the Muslims, atheists, everybody who's not a Christian. And exactly, remember, exactly the right kind of Christian. Not all Christians. Some of you will call his name and he won't answer, remember, because you're not really Christians. or you were atheists a long time ago and you blasphemed against the Holy Spirit and you're never forgiven ever, ever, ever. So you're amongst the ones who are going to get slaughtered too. So Jesus, his words, Matthew 13:41-42, so the the son of man will send out his angels and they will weed out of his kingdom everything that causes sin and all who do evil. All it is to do evil and do sin is to not believe in Jesus, not to believe correctly or to deny him. That's all you have. You don't have to be a murderer, a killer, horrible person, none of that.
Just deny Jesus. says all you have to do. They will throw them into the blazing furnace where there will be weeping and nashing of teeth. Jesus Christ telling you he's going to throw essentially torture billions of people to death. And he says it twice. Matthew 13:47-50.
Once again, the kingdom of heaven is like a net blah blah blah blah. This is how it will be at the end of the age.
The angels will come and separate the wicked from the righteous and throw them into the blazing furnace. Oh my goodness. love, mercy, forgiveness, Jesus.
I don't think so. Oh, do we have a Catholic in the chat? Good morning, Catholic. How are you doing? Oh, I got something for you. Just don't go nowhere. Don't go nowhere. Hold on. Hold on. Well, I mean, I don't really have anything against Catholics. It's just kind of a funny There's a story about how it all, you know, Father Fling is.
Just hold on a second. No, wait. Don't go nowhere. Is it this one? Here it is.
So, we'll start with I got a couple things display for you before I was going to leave, but I got I just can't put this down. Where is it? Um, where is it? Oh, there it is. Check this out. Is your humble parish tired of constant litigation? Drained by bloodthirsty lawyers sucking the collection plates dry. Well, no more thefts of jail time and public humiliation. Try Father Flanigan's line of inflatable Ultra Boys. Cute little fellas, eyes and mouth wide with surprise, complete with lifelike tears. Father Flanigan's line of inflatable alter boys coming to a Walmart near you.
Is that not good [ __ ] or I got I got another one. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Hold on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Were you circumcised at birth? Were you circumcised at birth? Or did you change your faith for a woman and now she's gone? Or did your sister's lock jaw flare up at the worst possible time?
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>> Thank you, Father Flanigan. Father Flanigan's line of at home foreskin restoration kits coming to a Walmart near you. All right. And I I'm not trying to be mean. Most of the Catholic people I've ever shown these things to have have really enjoyed them. So, I'm hoping you if you're a Catholic person and you're sitting in the chat, I hope you're getting a giggle out of it. I've got two more to show you and then I'm done. I'll close the show. I'm a bad person.
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>> Fetch me, Father Fine.
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>> Your poop. I [laughter] I heard you have a bone to pick with me.
>> Condoms, fatheran.
>> No, thank you. I've got plenty.
That's what I mean. Why are you selling condoms?
>> Oh. Uh. Um. Oh, you mean our Pharaoh Sombrero line of condoms. Understood.
>> You know how we feel about those around here.
>> Well, they're they're not to be used by the Catholics, of course.
>> Not for Catholics.
>> No, they're part of our sinner going to sin lack of faith outreach program. A sinner going to a what?
>> It's like getting a tithe but from the heretics and the heathens and the atheists.
>> Oh well, when you put it like that, >> but you're hiny. This will reflect very poorly on the church.
>> True. You know what this means, Flanigan?
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>> Too subtle.
Instant purgatory if used by Catholics.
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>> That will be all. You may leave.
>> Okay, guys. You know, you can always tell when a Catholic comes in the chat.
I got to do the thing. So, we got one more, guys. One more final for the Catholics. I did see uh uh Luke in the chat says, "As a Catholic, I'm dying."
Lots of laughs. Crispen slit. It's been a while. Hope everything's going great in your world.
Uh secular feeling. Fun fact, that is a genuine priest robe. Indeed, it is. All of the things that the evil one has purchased me for the Father Flanigan are legitimate right off the where the priests buy them. So, that makes it legitimate, I guess. Um yes. So, and I've got I've got one more, my friends.
Um, one more and for my Catholic friends and then I'll wrap up the show. If you're Catholic and this has been traumatic for you, don't worry.
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>> Hold on, Father. The church very much doesn't like condoms. How do you spot to sell these?
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>> Oh my. Very embarrassing every time.
>> So, basically, they don't work as condoms, but they let you get away with having sex without going to hell.
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>> Um, didn't I read that holy water is full of bacteria [music] like E. coli?
Won't this be harmful to women's health?
>> The words are English, but I don't understand the question.
>> How are you addressing the issue holy water presents for women's health?
>> Again, I'm I'm not understanding.
>> She does that. Well, we don't get it either. Is that mesh from a window screen?
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>> Scents? Now you have my attention. What flavors we talking? Don't pitch me that vanilla missionary nonsense, Padre.
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>> And the Vatican, they've blessed this endeavor.
>> Well, not exactly. I'm still waiting on the public decree one way or the other.
>> I'd love it, but you're asking 50 grand for only 3%. That's rough, father. Real rough.
>> Not running with the big dogs on this one. I'm going to stay on the porch.
>> Me, too. Good luck, father. 15%.
>> Ouch. 15%. That's highway robbery, even for the church.
>> Come on, father. We're dogs. We know a bone when we see one. 10% and we'll even bless your branding.
>> Look, meet me in the middle. 7% and I'll baptize all your puppies.
>> 7% worse for me. Father Flanigan, it looks like >> Wait a second. Our producers say we have a special call-in bidder. Let's get him up on the screen, folks. We have the guardian of the sacred fire hydrant himself. Oh no.
>> Defender of the holy tennis ball and eater of the golden kibble pup Oliver poops a lot. The fifth >> van.
I guess your portrait >> 50,000 at 20%.
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>> And you get to keep calling yourself a father.
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Ultra thin, spiritually thick. Available in three sizes. Conservative, medium, and liberal. All right, my friends. I am back. Let's see. Is this this one? Okay, cool. Uh, I want to say thank you for the super chats and my Catholic friends, I hope you enjoyed that. And for the one who mentioned it, listen, the one about the poops a lot, the fifth, the new pope, the new pope, I I applauded that one for a long time. If you know me, you don't know me, but if you I usually takes me a while to make these things, get around to making them. I made it. I scripted it. I got the dogs. We screened it. It took me a while in in in Da Vinci Resolve to edit it all together and do and and I planned to drop it like this coming Monday, right? Monday. It's the first week. So, I woke up that morning to the news that the Pope had died. What a day to drop it. You'd think I'd have gotten millions of views. I got like 70 views. That was all I got. Anyway, thank you all for joining us. So, Gio Sam for $10 said, "Here's a little something something for your time and efforts.
Very much appreciated." and secular feeling for $5 says with so much discord in the vert chat. Here's some positivity. Happiness is an orange cat in your life. I actually enjoy cats. I I do. The whiskers get in my teeth every now and then, but other than that, you know, they're pretty good critters, I guess, most time, I guess. Go here. See if we This one here is that. Let me see if I got this one. I just want to make sure I didn't get if I got any super chats over there just on the vertical. No, vertical people are stingy today.
Hey Vixel, nice to see you. Captain Lurker, John Doe, atheist mechanic, secular freelist, all you wonderful people, that Opal guy, Kelly Laughlin, Kelly Sher, all you people, thank you for joining me today.
We will send see you tomorrow. Send safely, my friends. Take care.
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