The Shiny Hunters ransomware group has been responsible for numerous significant data breaches affecting major organizations including 7-Eleven (185,300 individuals), AT&T Wireless (70 million subscribers), Pizza Hut Australia (1 million customers), and Pornhub (200 million user records), demonstrating the widespread vulnerability of organizations to sophisticated cyber attacks and the critical importance of robust data security measures.
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goog morning good morning how are you this morningAdded:
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That should be fine. Okay.
Gotta get the people here. Hold up. Hold up.
Got to get the [ __ ] people over here.
Okay. Uh, everyone, you may more than welcome to be [ __ ] going up in here. Okay.
Now, we'll put this on all messages and we'll leave the we'll leave the chat open for now in case we end up with something.
Damn. Oh, what? Hey.
Why would you yell at me, though?
Are you sure?
She's sure. She knows what the [ __ ] is going on, people.
You don't have to [ __ ] ask her a lot of questions about it either. She don't [ __ ] want nothing to do with it. Uh, let's see. Thomas Massie to read the redacted names of Epstein's billionaires aloud on the House floor. Let's [ __ ] go.
What's up, Disco?
They called you Disso in the flat. I mean, in the chat. [ __ ] bro. Just It's fine. Just all of it. You're a few more minutes on break. Okay, now listen. You You patient, bro.
You can't be catastrophizing, man.
You've got See, look. Stary comes through pulling a train full of butts, dicks, drugs, boobs, and truck nuts for the [ __ ] kaboots. All right, listen.
If I had a train, I would put [ __ ] kabutzes uh with [ __ ] uh [ __ ] uh truck nuts on the back. If I be truck nuts on it, okay? Uh, now let me tell you something.
All right.
It's rosycoated. It's not rosycoated, but if that does help you to stop [ __ ] doing that. Um, you know, sometimes we watch low cows so we could be like, "Okay, yeah, I will never do that." Um, so, you know, if it helps you to be like, "Stop acting like Rosie," then you know, you can do that. I'm I'm not going to say that to you because that's that's not how I do. I'm more of like a take your [ __ ] meds and calm the [ __ ] down, bro. All right. The anxiety is self-destructing you. The meds adjustment, you know, all of these things are good. Not that I'm your doctor anymore after the incident.
So anyways, uh I think that the more that you dwell on what might happen, you're borrowing trouble, bro. Okay, don't borrow trouble. You're you're not you're not you're not there yet. You still have you need to be like if it happens, it happens. White pe White Entertainment.
Hello. How are you? I'm generally [ __ ] well. Patient's got a little bit of a stressor, but you know, we're we're talking her through it. We're telling this we're telling patient right here.
Patient 957, the other 956.
Well, they're somewhere.
Want to argue that, but true. But if it helps, listen to a song called Just Like Chris Chan. When I'm like, "Oh my god, my [ __ ] life." You know, why would you ask a question like that, Stevie?
Are we talking about Trump right now?
No. We're talking about my friend here having a [ __ ] anxiety attack about her job.
Do you like Trump?
If so, then go make a [ __ ] channel and go get made fun of on it for liking Trump. Stupid [ __ ] [ __ ] stupid. So anyways, listen patient, okay? Like I know that it all feels like it's all [ __ ] happening right now. Yeah, it's about her. Hello, you. Not now. Sloots.
[ __ ] and hers.
Hers and liquor, you know. Uh, no [ __ ] and liquor though for the for the patient here. Um, you have far too many things to deal with and getting a [ __ ] would be hard. No, I'm not taking any dumps this morning to be thank to be to be real with you. Lauo uh Thrightton Hero. Hello.
Um, so yes, uh, uh, Oceans of Love from Kenya. [ __ ] Kenya. I don't think I've seen Kenya before. That's lit. Gray names can't read a [ __ ] room to save their lives. No, they can't. They don't care that what they do is they just [ __ ] come in. What's up? Good morning, gray bucking [ __ ] Ginger base.
All right. Well, [ __ ] yeah. I know you're a desert channel explorer. This is not a desert channel.
Your sister also had anxiety issue.
Listen, everybody's got [ __ ] anxiety, all right? Everybody's got it.
And it's hard to tell when you're inside of it that other people have been through the exact same [ __ ] and have gotten [ __ ] help for it.
No, you can't watch when I'm ready to take a dump. That's disgusting. 88 fat hammer. So, oh, fart hammer. Okay. So, you know, you could [ __ ] off all the way now if you'd like to. You know, this is not a poop watching show. We discuss poop a lot, but it's usually not like in a sexual manner, unless we're talking about somebody who does poop in a sexual manner.
Only YouTube in your village. Well, fantastic summer. How the [ __ ] am I supposed to help you with your diabetes?
Go take a drug, Summer. [ __ ] Trying to make people smile. I understand. I'm a gray name. I I don't even know what the [ __ ] you did. I I I have no [ __ ] idea. We're talking about the fact that [ __ ] people were coming in here and asking about poop.
The white man brought you here.
Otherwise, you'd be beating on trees and eating grubworms. Is that you? Which white man? He Where did he bring you? To your mom's house to eat her little her little grub to go pound on her tree out there doing that [ __ ] Is your mom out there with all the trees and the grub worms?
Fantastic. See, I'm a healer. something only a [ __ ] white man would say, you know, and and they're becoming rare fantastically. All right, the white men are becoming more rare. You know how I know that? CUZ THEY'RE ALWAYS LIKE, "OH MY GOD, THERE'S NOT ENOUGH babies being born." But I went to the doctor the other day and I saw so many babies and they kept getting smaller and smaller.
Like I saw like a like a like a five months old and then and then like a little just a little guy and then there was like a the ones that are like curled up and like they're still shaped like they're in their mama.
Jesus Jesus is a uh he's a magician.
He's a healer. He is a a democrat. Okay.
He's a a socialist. If anything, he might even be communist for all I know.
Uh now uh let's see. What is it?
Psychological issues with what? Poop.
Uh, finish mowing the yard. Fresh watermelons. Dude, do you ever do you [ __ ] pour the sprite onto the watermelon?
Yeah. Comrade Jesus.
He's our Conrad, you know. Hello, fellow Conrad.
You know, this guy knows what's up.
Jesus [ __ ] man.
Will you I be your therapy? Your your therapist? That's not legal.
That's not legal. I can and I'm not taking on any more clients right now for the spiritual advisory.
Uh because I just [ __ ] have the energy to do it.
All right. You can hang out here in the chat.
I It's free to do that.
But also, some of you [ __ ] gray names might get [ __ ] kicked out of here.
Well, you know, Jesus better than any human alive.
That's debatable. That's debatable. Yep.
You're less. Uh that that is debatable that Jesus is better than any human alive because um what good is he now?
But we can still appreciate the works that he did while he was here. Like Robin Williams. You ever go and watch an old Robin Williams movie and you're just like, "God damn it.
He's gone." But we can still appreciate his work. That's what Jesus is. He can give you life or take it away at any time. Jesus is not a murderer. He doesn't [ __ ] just take people's lives. You're a piece of [ __ ] for thinking that. Oh my god. What church did you go to that you believe that Jesus is like sitting up on a cloud or some [ __ ] and being like, "And I will kill that one and I will kill that one."
You're a piece of [ __ ] man. Summer, I hope that you find a better religion that doesn't oppress you so [ __ ] hard. You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying, Tubes? Like, get get good get better at religion, okay? Go [ __ ] understand some [ __ ] for a second and then don't come back because I blocked you. So, you know, I mean, you come back on a on a sock account and I probably won't know the difference, but religious retardedness. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
You cannot be religiously [ __ ] and make arguments like Jesus is sitting on a cloud [ __ ] deciding who's going to die. Oh, he was a healer. But he also chooses if you're going to die. That's not the hypocratic oath. [ __ ] I'm not even a Christian. And I'm mad at you for being stupid. [ __ ] bro. Get it right.
Jesus was [ __ ] cool as hell. I I you know, from what we know of him, he might have been a sicko. I don't We don't know that part because that tends to not get recorded, right? When men behave badly, we just kind of Well, that she did something to like you make him think that she wanted her or something, right? But we don't know that because they didn't record that.
You want to talk about who [ __ ] picks who lives or dies.
The government, the guns don't kill people, the government does. Yeah.
You're supposed to be more religious, closer to finding the truth.
The truth is what I can see and is proven. Literally never wondered about Jesus, but now I do. I mean, he he was an unmarried 33 year old man that hung out with a bunch of women and children.
Maybe he was gay. He also had like 12 gay best friends that kissed him and stuff.
It's a little bit like uh you know if you ever read the Lord of the Rings books and how gay the [ __ ] uh hobbits are, Sam Wise being like, "Oh, Mr. Frodo, you may place your head in my lap and rest upon me."
He might have been doing creepy [ __ ] Especially because like you were allowed to just like [ __ ] 11 year olds back in the Bible days because they had babies easily wash their feet all the time. Yeah.
Heard about somewhere in Christianity Jesus is God, but in Islam Jesus is a prophet. And there's so many debates and it's all so confusing. Yeah. See, see, I I literally know nothing about Islam. I don't I don't know all of that [ __ ] I am uh you know culturally Christian because you know uh I say things like oh my god and little baby Jesus and stuff. So culturally speaking you know I'm paran and all that [ __ ] Uh but culturally speaking I'm not you know I don't ever you know talk about the prophet Muhabid or nothing like that man.
Jesus is the only Christian wait Jesus only the Christian Messiah or Jesus is only Christian Messiah or Jesus is the only Christian Messia I don't know what's happening I don't know exactly what you're saying there disco but yeah exactly you know look you guys you came here on a Tuesday morning to learn about the Lord it's only a Christian Messiah is the only Christian Messiah We're having strokes. Religious strokes.
Listen.
Religious strokes for religious folks.
All right. Now, I don't know which religion is the one that everybody is wanting to [ __ ] follow because it probably doesn't [ __ ] matter. Uh because whatever you do, that's what you're going to [ __ ] that that's just how you live your life. I think we should focus less on the whole like afterlife [ __ ] and concentrate on like living here. Uh so you know stroking religion.
Listen, you got to stroke the religion sometimes because it's got a lot of like moments in it that that that you know you can learn things from, right?
You stroke your religion.
you you put it in something even um you can also put the religion inside of yourself as well. Um have you seen I don't know if you've seen this but it's a thing that exists.
They have a [ __ ] dildo that is shaped like the [ __ ] uh the crucifix with the Jesus on it and stuff. You could [ __ ] yourself with that. I don't know why I I personally don't find that to be a thing that you know we're we need to be doing. But if you need the Lord inside of you, bend over. Prepare to receive the Lord.
Just follow the damn religion which you trust and live by and uh only then you'll be better. Unless their religion is like one of those ones where they [ __ ] babies. Hello Eileen.
Bless me, Father, for I have s. Listen, uh you're you're forgiven of all those sins because while I here's the thing.
Someone was asking me to be the therapist earlier. I can't do that. But I can I am technically ordained.
So, I can uh I could I can uh bless you.
I can also curse you.
I can marry you. I can bury you.
Uh I don't know. I think I I can get like, you know, clergy passes to go to do things, you know, but like the thing of it is that I've been [ __ ] ordained since I was like 12 because the Universal Life Church of Modesto, California has a whole [ __ ] like website and you can just get ordained. Wait, hold up, hold up. What was this? Once had a completely random hookup in your friend's mom's room. not with her mom and there was crucifixes everywhere and I needed the lights off.
Oh, I would have [ __ ] in the crucifix room like taken anal and [ __ ] What do you mean by marry? I can conduct a wedding. I can legally sign a marriage certificate in the state of California.
I already did a live stream marriage. I got married on live stream. Uh that was your house, wasn't it?
Do you have a Do you have a whole wall of crucifixes?
No, not yesterday. I No, I actually my live stream marriage is no longer even on the internet because it was on my Facebook, my original Facebook, which got [ __ ] deleted.
So, I lost that. Lost lots of [ __ ] you know. Lesbian dog walkers hid their sexuality for two years because the religious tat and an alter. You do really. I really, really, really want a room with a bunch of [ __ ] crucifixes like that though.
Um, but I would probably hang like other stuff with the crucifixes like other religious symbol. I have look I have like over here I have hanging a bunch of uh rosaries but it's also got anks. I think there might be a I think there might be one like devil like Satanism one over there somewhere, but it's like got anks and it's got uh pentagrams and it's got [ __ ] rosaries and [ __ ] you know?
You have a a bridge cross. Uh I bridg that's that's lit. San Dio that is what is he a part of?
What is he the uh the the saint of sand de or probably saint but I don't know.
[ __ ] bro. Uh she scares the local lesbians with the altar and I wholeheartedly support this. Oh, really?
Uh well, okay, but like don't the saints like have like a thing that they're like the god of? Isn't it like, you know, there's like a guy that protects like people who work at grocery stores and there's like a guy that protects like Why are lesbians scared by altars?
Yeah. And how many le Wait, are do you have lesbians coming into your house, Eileen?
Are they potentially attracted to the altars and then once they get there they realize it's poison? Is it is it like is it like rat bait? You know, most love beans, you know, they're [ __ ] on the altar. I mean, can make a little extra money probably.
Like, hey, Airbnb except it's just like air [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh my god.
Is that a thing yet? Do we have an Airbnb for like people having affairs or having sexes and stuff like San Demon Cross? Hold on. What is he? Sorry, I got to look at this. Uh, speaking to St. Francis of Aisi. Oh yeah, that's a bird guy. Rich 12th century icon featuring 33 figures. Pri Mary subject is triumphant resurrected by Jesus Christ.
Husbands are [ __ ] no one. And that's the tragic park. Oh. Oh, they were your pet sitters.
Yeah.
Well, anyways, back to my idea here. Okay.
Some of you, some of you, some somebody here could probably make some money. Uh, we need an app or like a website or thing that's like, hey, you know how it's like really suspicious if you go and stay at a at a at a hotel to like [ __ ] right? Um, what if we have like a [ __ ] B&B or an air [ __ ] [ __ ] or something like that and it's like I have a room in my house and it's full of like crosses or maybe somebody has a room in their house that's just like look do you want to come here and [ __ ] during the day? you know, does this also open up the possibility of people putting in like, you know, little spy cams and getting a bunch of sex tapes?
Yes. However, if you think that there aren't spy cams and sex tapes being made in your Airbnb, you are you are very naive. I have never done an Airbnb. [ __ ] that [ __ ] What? They had sex went to sex motel. Oh, they went to a sex motel and had a Rev metal contraption with chipped p.
You mean a red metal contraption with chipped paint?
Are Are you saying red? Airbnbs are a porn pyramid scheme. Red. Okay. All right. You said Rev and I was like, hold on. How did Rev get in the picture?
Uh so uh yeah uh Airbnbs are definitely a porn pyramid scheme and or blackmail situation. Uh you know the the Jeffrey Epstein thing was very much likely something like this. We're just going to trick you.
Ever seen such tacky [ __ ] Well, you got some [ __ ] to make me smile. Let me find it. Throw it in Maine. Okay. All right. This is like a sex worker hotel.
H. Well, no, but see, I'm talking about like it like somebody's house cuz like what are you doing in a [ __ ] what are you doing in a [ __ ] uh you know, hotel in the middle of the day?
But also like oh [ __ ] I got to go to this guy's house in the middle of the day. Pretty much everybody's gonna assume you're going there to buy drugs.
I just got to make a stop at my friend's house real quick. Just gonna go down the street for a sec.
That's how they get you, huh? That's how they get you.
You know, Sang tubes. Yeah. I'm looking.
Um, uh, I think, uh, Dinskow, weren't you gonna drop something? Dinskow, I'm waiting. Hopefully, she'll she'll drop it soon, but in the meantime, you know. Uh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, uh, so I think that that's a pretty good idea. How come everybody left? Is it because we told Jesus to to leave?
Oh, okay. She's she's posting some pictures of some [ __ ] crosses and [ __ ] Disco's typing, so hold on. The show will go on as soon as Disco shares whatever the [ __ ] it is. And if she doesn't share it, um, I'm going to put her in timeout for 24 hours just for funny, for funniness. I don't know. I feel like she's going to deliver though.
I don't think she would like hype us like this.
I don't think she would hype us like this. The San Demino crosses Jesus face looks a little bit like that. Jesus that they [ __ ] up. Remember the lady that was like lovingly restoring the portrait of Jesus and then just made him turn into like remember remember how bad that was? Oh [ __ ] Goes after that his offense he was in a fire and lost his eyeballs. Nice. Uh let me read this real quick. Uh, Northern Michigan parents for child safety, 30 years old, convicted in EMTT County for possession of child sexually abusive material.
This is another reminder that not every offender case involves direct physical contact. Some cases involve exploitation material involving children, which is still contributes to abuse and victimization. So this guy here, listen, this guy, he ain't watching. He ain't watching no more.
No more CSAM.
What's this here? Uh oh. Yeah, look at that. So like, whoa, girl. Look at this.
You said that he got [ __ ] he got he he was in a fire and lost his eyeballs.
Yeah, that's that's some god [ __ ] That's that is that's the type of [ __ ] that that that my god can do. Can your god do that? Can your can your god take a man's eyeballs with fire?
Can't watch your d porn. That's right, [ __ ] That's [ __ ] right. That's Look, this is how this is how we have to do it.
We have to [ __ ] like uh you know just start taking eyeballs. I mean you know look some of the times it's like god damn we don't take eyeballs anymore you know uh because I don't know I think other countries might do you think that the [ __ ] other countries there might be yeah there's there's definitely countries that do that. Huh?
Is the trouble with America that we don't take enough eyeballs?
Do we have networks of pedophiles here because we just haven't been taking people's eyeballs.
So when we re when we reconstruct the government because this is Remember guys, as scary as everything is, you know, um this stuff does not last.
And none of these um big scary dictators ever go down in history as much of anything but pieces of [ __ ] I mean, you know, unless you're in North Korea, in which case, like they had like people like throwing themselves into traffic crying when Kim Jong ill died, you know, like they're like throwing themselves in traffic for some reason, right? You know, but the thing is is like does anybody [ __ ] like think about Mussolini and go like, "Yeah, know he's all right. He's all right. By the way, history of the world part two. Mel Brooks, Jack Black plays Mussolini.
Please watch the history of the world part two.
Very [ __ ] amazing. It's an amazing amazing amazing piece of art. Anything made by Mel Brooks tends to be a piece of art, but this is good. You're sold.
Yeah. Oh, she posted her altar on Maine.
Okay. Whoa. She's Oh my god. She's got like a little stuffed animal version of uh Is that a nun? Who Who is Who is the Who is the stuffed animal saint? Who is the saint stuffy of stuffness?
See, that's that's cute though, bro.
Look at that. She's like got her little [ __ ] deities and [ __ ] She's got like her her Jesus. He's got like a lamb. Oh, wait. No, that's a CC cuz he's holding a bird. Huh?
She's St. Claire. She's poor.
Thought Jack Black played Stalin.
I'm pretty sure it was Mussolini.
Uh, history black.
Holy [ __ ] He does play [ __ ] Stalin.
[ __ ] All right. Well, I mixed up my guys. Okay. I knew it was one of them.
All right.
But you're correct. You're correct. Jack Black is in it, though. All right. Um, and also it's it's important. It's really important that you watch this.
Star Wars Stars was locked in the night she loved that [ __ ] Oh yeah, you started you you started it like an hour or two after I did because I was like, "Guys, you need to go watch this now." I tried to show my my nephew the other day some [ __ ] because I was trying to explain to him like there's a there's an artful way.
You watched it all. I watched the whole [ __ ] thing, too. And I'm so sad.
I'm so sad that it's over because like honestly like so we've got uh Hitler on ice.
Uh Judas betrays Jesus. Alexander Graham Bell makes call.
Schmuck Mugman gains access to the uh PY bureau. I don't know what that is.
Sigman Freud teaches psychoanalysis.
Judas betrays Jesus. Shirley Chisum makes an appointment or an important announcement. Uh, also, yeah, there's this whole Shirley thing. Her Shirley Chisum, she was the first, was she the black first black woman to run for I for [ __ ] get. Listen, it was a history lesson in time. You get high as [ __ ] disco, and put that [ __ ] on. Yeah, do it. Do you have therapy today or is is is Tuesday not your therapy day? Monday is, right? But also we had a a holiday so maybe they're you know maybe they like oh yeah we'll have to do it on Tuesday then or do you just skip you know do they make you make up for it?
Like [ __ ] bro. You know what I'm saying?
No more therapy till tomorrow. I had therapy yesterday. Okay. All right.
Okay.
Well, then you should try to take the time to enjoy that because I think you'll you'll really uh you'll you'll grow once you learn these things. Uh let's see. Um, deepest fears of San Diego's religious communities were realized in the Islamic Center shooting. Don't think I'm isolated. I'm a liberal I'm in a liberal state. I'm in a liberal city. I'm in a blue state and so on. Hate could reach anywhere, bro. I mean, yeah, that's kind of why, you know, we have it two days in a row. It's because I had to make up and it sucks, but it's good for you. Yeah, it's good.
It's good. It's just a lot of work, you know.
Uh, let's see. I'm looking for more [ __ ] All right. I'm looking for more [ __ ] to bring to you. Lawsuit challenging Idaho's bathroom bill dismissed after student plaintiff dies by suicide.
That's not Oh, yes. Did you hear about the 7-Eleven data breach?
So, the shiny hunters, the same guys that kidnapped my school a couple weeks ago.
Listen to this. Okay. Uh recent data breach at 7-Eleven has compromised personal information of approximately 185,300 individuals. But the fun thing is 7-Eleven data breach. But here's the thing, the system that they got into didn't affect customers. It was all the franchises.
So, if you own a 7-Eleven, you might want to, you know, lock your credit for a little while. Uh, so data breach occurred on April 8th. So, why is this coming out now? I don't know. But, uh, oh [ __ ] Steve's telling me some [ __ ] I'll have to look at it later.
The uh, let's see. So, it happened on April 8th. Potential theft of personal information. Shiny Hunters known ransomware group claims to have stolen 600,000 sales force records from 7-Eleven. Leaked data includes names, addresses, email addresses, and dates of birth. Incident reported to the main C attorney general's office without a confirmed number of affected individuals, history of targeting Salesforce instances of major organizations. So data breach impacting 7-Eleven reported midappril has raised significant concerns regarding the security of personal information for over 185,000 individuals. The incident which occurred on April 8th involved the compromise of systems containing critical franchise documents. Although 7-Eleven has acknowledged that personal information was likely stolen, the company did not initially disclose the number of affected individuals in their official statements.
The infamous extortion group Shiny Hunters has claimed responsibility has been actively targeting fit sales force.
Yeah, we know about that [ __ ] Um, but it's it's it's the vendor has run out. Uh, also worried this might be a xenophobia though. Wait, what? What would be why would it be a xenophobia?
Shiny hunters, are we eating the rich?
Well, again, um, so there's there is there is like a thing called ethical hack hacking where people will like hack into a website, but instead of like [ __ ] with them, they alert the guy that owns the website, say, "Hey, just so you know, I was able to get into your [ __ ] Um, I can fix it for you or whatever."
Uh, but you know, I I did a lot of work for you, you know. Do you think do you think because maybe I did a lot of work for you? Maybe. Do you think maybe you could pay me? Right. Um, and most of the time companies are like, "Oh, hell yeah." And they'll even like hire people like that.
They hire people just to hack their [ __ ] all day. Uh, bug hunting. Bug. Uh, uh, bug.
I think they call themselves like bounty hunters, like bug bounties and [ __ ] More Michigan thing, but most franchise owners in my area are immigrants. Most because I don't know who owns the others. I mean, yeah, that is pretty fair. Um, I don't know that it's a xenophobia thing. I think it's just a we can get into certain things through Salesforce.
Um, this thing that I'm reading here is not mentioning though that it was mostly the franchises.
Um, so maybe it wasn't, but as far as I understand from other information that I've seen, it was the franchises. Now, are they normally, you know, Arabs and [ __ ] that owns these? I mean, yes.
But they also go for the schools. Let's see who all uh shiny hunker shiny hunkers.
Let's check out the shiny hunkers. Um who all have been hacked by shiny hunters.
All right, so Let's go to the Wikipedia.
Uh, black hat criminal hacker and extortion group been around since 2019.
Said to have been involved in a number of significant data breaches.
Uh, let's see. We got legal actions, notable data breaches. Okay, so 2020 Mathway, that's also through the school.
I used Mathway in school. So, uh, that's fantastic. because I was definitely uh was I in a math class in 2020? Doesn't matter because I was in a math class throughout various levels of I mean I the shit's going to be there for a while, right? Like just because I wasn't in a math class doesn't mean that my [ __ ] wasn't taken. Toedia, uh, Microsoft in May of 2020, they stole 500 gigabytes of Microsoft source code from their GitHub account. Uh, let's see. Wattpad, Pluto TV, Animal Jam. They [ __ ] hacked the Animal Jam.
Fan of uh deserved ransomware, but like the Nazis are just running free these days.
Mashable 2021 they did Pixler Nitro PDF Bonobos AT&T wireless selling information on 70 million AT&T wireless subscribers which contained users phone numbers, personal information, and social security numbers. Damn. And they didn't [ __ ] acknowledge it till 2024.
The hack happened in 2021.
Aditia Marila Fashion and Retail. Okay.
Oh, it's an Indian retailer. I'm like, what the [ __ ] is this? 2023, they got Pizza Hut Australia.
I know, Trenton, but what about you?
You ate Legos today. Then go [ __ ] them out. You know, I hope that hurt on the way out, too. They going to have all those corners, you know? Do better. Be funnier.
2024 they got AT&T wireless again.
Uh Banco Santander ticket master. Oh that is good. Oh that is good.
That is good. Power school. What the [ __ ] is that? Oh, it's a it's a some sort of [ __ ] like kid like school software. In 2025, they got legal aid agency uh which is technically the UK Ministry of Justice.
You're from Australia. Did your did your [ __ ] uh what was it? Sorry, which one was it? Uh Pizza Hut. Did your Pizza Hut get hacked in Australia to nominal knowledge?
Yeah. Ticket Master. Absolutely. What's also really funny is uh the fact that there's like uh hold a second yo now I'm I'm [ __ ] telling you guys some [ __ ] Okay. Uh so ticket master um being like told like you guys are being [ __ ] awful and it turns out that the ticket masters were literally the ticket masters the masters of the tickets at the ticket master were like we could just charge whatever the [ __ ] we want for things and we're going to. And now, did you know right now in 2026, you know, when gas is $7 a gallon, of course, we've got the fact that all of these musicians are not selling enough of their tickets to actually do their concerts and there's been like a lot of canceled tours this year. Now, yo, not now. Yes, now. Ask your question. Going back to this, uh, in 2025, they also hacked Tiffany.
Oh, they actually hacked like the pro the like parent company that owns uh Louis Vuitton, Dior, and Tiffany.
Thousands of people got hacked in Australia. It was an Optus breach.
So, did they take your pizzas or how did it They got Google. How did they get Google? Quantas.
THEY GOT THE JAGUAR LAND ROVER.
NO, my parents weren't [ __ ] They were just old. But, you know, you don't have to be a dick. You don't have to be a dick about things. You know what's the matter with you? Why would you say something like that? You know, no one asked you.
When you said Tiffany, I thought of the ginger pop singer. What?
21 male girl. Nope. Absolutely not.
Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
Nope. Nope. My pecker's big as [ __ ] Hand Beasy Jack. Do you like big [ __ ] But yeah. No. No. 17year-old girls. You are old enough to drink. Get your ass out of this [ __ ] They hack Pizza Hut.
Do you think they steal pizza? They might. Well, let's go read about that though, real quick. Uh, they claimed to have compromised more than 1 million customers data and 30 million record uh order records of Pizza Hut Australia and then they acknowledged it. Okay, but the thing is this. What if they take the [ __ ] What do you mean wow language?
Yeah, I speak English, [ __ ] [ __ ] Wait, what? No one asked for what?
Uh, legal check law already in the Pizza Hut. You might as well take the pizza. I mean, we have everybody's order.
You haven't yet.
Kate said you're a racist.
Kate's wrong. So, eat a dick. You know what I mean? Tubes.
That's what we know here.
>> Stole 30,000 pizzas. Yeah, we want to we know want to around. You know what? Look, Angel, you're having a hard time with your [ __ ] English today. We're going to go ahead and just get rid of you. Uh English uh English, please. Also, make your own [ __ ] say. See, this is the thing, Angel. You're You're What are you doing?
What are you doing? You know what I mean? Tubes. [ __ ] All right. So, they they [ __ ] hacked the [ __ ] Land Rovers.
They pro uh Let's see. So, Kiering, the [ __ ] is Kiering? Is that Is Kiering the [ __ ] Is that the coffee?
Uh the the kids are on recess is likely what it is, Eileen. So the kids come in here.
Well, I Okay. Somebody might be practicing their English, but it's not my responsibility to allow them to do that here. You can find any other place.
Hey, can I practice my English with you?
No.
Now, if you come in and you just speak and then you know it kind of makes sense. That'll work. This is definitely [ __ ] pod racing, bro.
What do you mean? The Pizza Hut thing, bro. We're talking about [ __ ] hackenings from the shiny hackers.
[ __ ] shiny cunters. What did I call them earlier? I called them like the the the shizzy hizzies. I don't know. No here. Kids have their phones right now.
They shouldn't be here. They should not be here.
Uh, University of Pennsylvania, Princeton, Harvard, Pornhub.
Oh, girl, you know what happens when they get your Pornhub.
Uh, Shiny Hunters claimed responsibility for the Pornhub breach affected by the Mix Panel campaign. Shiny Hunters claimed 94 gigabytes of historical analysis data containing over 200 million records of Pornhub users, email addresses, search history, watch download activity, location data, and video metadata. Shiny Hunters attempted to extort the company with threats of public release. Pornhub stated the incident stem from a third party analytic service Mix Panel and that has no passwords or financial information, but they have your porn search history.
Did they ban Pornhub in Australia?
Really? Huh?
Seems like Australia seems to like know what the [ __ ] to do in a lot of situations here. Like they just give you jobs. You don't have to be unemployed.
You They just like, "All right, you work for the government now." They also were like, "All right, listen. Here's the [ __ ] thing. Um, what if we just didn't have guns?" And everyone's like, "All right." Because everybody still has like spiders and everybody still has like snakes. So like instead of robbing a place with a [ __ ] Glock, you just go in there with a [ __ ] like sandboa. Wait, no, he's not poisonous.
I don't know. You just [ __ ] walk into a place and you've got a [ __ ] snake, you know? And you're like, "Give me your [ __ ] money." And it's like, you know, they banned 90% of porn sites. Well, you guys also have legal prostitution there, though. So, why do we even need porn?
Like, what did they do with the info?
Well, I can tell you that just because they didn't release all of that data doesn't mean that they're not going to at some point. Remember, idiots, you're out here [ __ ] giving the [ __ ] uh Yes, you do. You have legal [ __ ] prostitution. And I know that for a fact, sir. I got a friend who goes to the [ __ ] whouses out there.
Two states out of like six. Okay. Well, that's fair. I don't know the whole goddamn thing, right? I don't know the whole goddamn thing. My friend lives in uh I don't know, one of the two states where there's like hookers and [ __ ] And it's like a business. It's like you go in and pay for what you need and then you go. Can't keep it PG-13. I'm on drugs. Actually, I'm not on drugs.
I haven't cracked open my weed drink yet today, but it's only like 9:00 in the morning, so you know, were people freaking out over the porn ban? Uh, were people freaking out over the porn ban? That's what people what she wants to know. South Australia ban prostitution because this is the murder capital. Oh [ __ ] bro. Oh [ __ ] God, that's that's what's a hooker.
A hooker, they crochet. They have like a little crochet hook and what they do is they they gather the yarn and they make a slip knot and then they chain and chain and chain and chain and chain and chain. That's the hookers. That's what they do. No one talks about it. It's going to be talked about when all that information is released. If you have a Pornhub account, just know somebody knows the flavor of your [ __ ] Kool-Aid. And someday everybody might. You really just shouldn't be [ __ ] around with the porns. Really, don't be just, you know, what if you just didn't do that? And if you have a problem with the idea of like, oh [ __ ] I can't stop doing that.
Then you I need to get more uh mockle missers. I don't know. I hope that there's some good good [ __ ] We were talking about [ __ ] Australia.
Talk about some Australia [ __ ] Uh that where that's where they banned some porn. Oh [ __ ] they hacked the Soundcloud.
2026 they got GrubHub. They got Panta Bread. I love that Panta Bread.
I love that Panta. Figure technology solutions. Win Resorts. Odido. Who the [ __ ] is Odido?
Aura, Telus Corporation, and Telus Digital. European Commission. Rockstar Games.
GTA.
Pulpy's in Australia. You love your Pulpy Buly.
Your little Pulpy Wii Buly. You got a Pulpy guy. He says Australia. He makes you so happy. Yeah, right. She's like, "Australia?" What? hat.
Uh, let's see. Rockstar Games, April 2026, shiny hunters breached out uh breached cloud linked systems of Rockstar Games via a third party service and no dot uh to Snowflake. What?
Claiming to have stolen 80 million records. group issued a ransom deadline of April 14th and after it expired leaked portions of the leaked data online including internal analytics and business metrics such as GTA online and red dead online performance data. Uh Rockstar confirmed the breach and stated that only limited non-material inter internal data was affected no impact on operations services or player data.
Oh [ __ ] ADT.
ADT is a security company. You know, like when you have an alarm on your house. ADT. Yeah. Uhoh. That's not great. Uh, personal information of 5.5 million individuals after breaching the systems of home security giant ADT.
Shiny hunters were able to steal personal information through an employees compromised Oaka single sign on account via a voice fishing attack.
All right. We need to learn about fishing, I think. Um, allowed the attackers to steal the data.
All right. Yep. And then there's Canvas.
That was the most recent one was Canvas.
Um, and then it the the Wikipedia article goes into like how they did [ __ ] I think, and then like when and what paths they took. Voice fishing is the use of telephoneony often voice over IP telephone to conduct fishing attacks.
Landline telephone services have traditionally been trustworthy. Okay.
Right. Okay. Because it has color ID [ __ ] Uh but voice fishing typically used to steal credit card numbers.
Uh all right. So automated text to speech systems that direct a victim to call a number controlled by the attacker. Oh, okay. Those kind. Those kind.
Australia has been secretly bought by China.
I want to tell Pulpy, "My friend likes you." But he would blush. He would be like, "Yeah, I get a lot of [ __ ] I get a lot of that." You know, like the fun thing is is like when you're out here on the internet, there's always like some guys that are like looking at you and [ __ ] And there's always like some people that are like weirdly in love with you. And it's I understand. I understand. I do the same thing. But they say that about the US as well.
What? That that we were secretly bought by China?
That's not a secret. That's not a secret. That's not a [ __ ] secret.
Like, did I tell you guys that I saw Hong Kong Air flying over my house the other day?
It's apparently a cargo thing, but it doesn't normally operate in California.
Weird thing is is it took off from Thermal. thermal happens to be where that big crazy olive ranch with the the [ __ ] thick ass walls and [ __ ] we were learning about the other day. Were you guys here for the [ __ ] olive for the olive farm?
Okay. It's your grandpa's main talking points.
Oh, about us being owned by China.
I mean, what what I think is going on over there is that they're gonna get all the [ __ ] robots to do all of the like human labor stuff and then everybody who was doing the human labor stuff is going to get like I don't know different jobs. I'm not sure. See, this is what we need to do with AI. We, you know, yes, AI should take your job, but it should allow you to have a better job. Have a something else that we don't need to have a guy that's down here [ __ ] separating these stupid [ __ ] parts or whatever or flipping this burger, okay?
Because the job creation can be controlling the [ __ ] guys, you know? Yes, we have a robot worker.
There's a guy in the back, though, that knows how to tackle its ass and put it in a bag. Keep selling all the prison poppers. The piston poppers. Wait, are we talking about prison poppers or piston poppers?
Over thousand Australia people homeless bring in about 75,000 Chinese every year and help them get houses.
You already know it's just going to [ __ ] on us. Well, I mean, listen, we don't have to accept the [ __ ] okay? We just gota [ __ ] like we just got to [ __ ] like, okay, these robots are cool and everything, but they're also really kind of stupid and because they're not humans, they still need somebody to like do [ __ ] for them. Did you find Did you guys hear that the Whimos are just being driven by people in the Philippines?
It's not It's not an autonomous car.
I Now that I've learned about the Whimos a lot more, I'm not getting in one.
Not getting in a whimo.
Um, not getting in another Tesla for sure. You hear that? The [ __ ] the Teslas, people are like burning to death inside of them because you can't open them and you can't [ __ ] bash out the windows. So, people are just like inside of these [ __ ] Teslas just like screaming as they die.
100% of farms in Australia are owned by Chinese companies. Do we appease the AI overlords or is that the uprising?
Well, here's the thing. It is it humans versus clankers or could it just be that the humans can like understand that the clankers are [ __ ] clankers and like Okay, here's how I imagine a McDonald's, right? There's like a [ __ ] robot guy that like does all the like food preparation and [ __ ] right?
Maybe we still have a cashier. I don't know. Okay, maybe there's like a human that handles the money. That's the thing, too, is there could be things like McDonald's Corporation says that the cash register cannot be run by a robot. Um, or the health department says things that contain, you know, like [ __ ] motor oil shouldn't be anywhere near the things that contain the frying oil. You know, there might be some things, right? But here's the thing.
Okay, well, now there's no like human to deal with the the the cooking and [ __ ] right?
sort of. But shouldn't we have like a human there supervising?
I mean, we've already got [ __ ] supervisors that like stare over your shoulder at everything you do anyways and they're human.
Could we do the like McDonald's is already phasing out cashiers and only have one kiosk to order now? Right. Right.
Well, McDonald's isn't the only game in town, bruh. We also got a Burger King.
I want the robots at the Burger King, though, to be wearing the big king. The king, you know, you know who I mean, right?
I'll show you if you don't know because I don't know.
King.
Yeah.
This [ __ ] guy.
This [ __ ] guy.
All right. This guy, he just like, look at this guy.
[ __ ] Burger King. You see what I'm doing? See? [ __ ] Burger King. That's what I Oh, this one. Look at this guy.
This guy is cool as hell. See, those are the robots that we need at the Burger King. And the ones that work at uh McDonald's can be Ronald McDonald.
So relevant is a cash register even now with your card. But I mean there that's kind of the thing too is I don't want to get rid of cash. I don't want to encourage that. Vending machines totally need an operator.
You're not at all following what the [ __ ] we're talking about. Timothy Adams.
Okay, we're talking about robots that cook [ __ ] burgers and [ __ ] Stupid. The petrol here is $711 a gallon. US American, at least in California.
Uh, yeah, we're not talking about vending machines, you stupid piece of [ __ ] All right, we're talking about [ __ ] things that could cook a burger, but then there's like a guy that's like supervising them. How is that any different from the [ __ ] like uh assistant manager like being like, "Come on, make make it faster and like you guys aren't doing things." I don't know.
I've never [ __ ] worked at a [ __ ] McDonald's. I never worked that. I've never worked at a [ __ ] McDonald's.
That's not been into my job um repertoire.
I've worked at flower shops. I worked at a little fruit market, fruit and vegetable market.
I worked at Amazon. I worked at Life Touch as in like the the school portraits, you know? I was the guy that took your [ __ ] kids, man. Uh, and then like mostly I've been like selfmp employed for like a lot of time, you know? I did I had a photography business for a long time and uh I still kind of have my um spiritual advisor [ __ ] but I I don't really want to do that right now. So, I'm just not really advertising it. I have like my already locked in um um customers, clients goes into that too. Obviously, she still does it. Life touch. Life touch is no longer a uh employee owned company. Um, also it appears Life Touch may have had some things involving Jeffrey Epstein, but I'm not sure.
So, I think a robot could cook food but not run till that's not what I said. I said that, you know, for the sake of accuracy and for the sake of, you know, not completely replacing the entire [ __ ] uh staff with robots, you know, you have some humans around because robots [ __ ] up and they're stupid. All right, but you know what? Humans are also [ __ ] up and they are also [ __ ] stupid. So if we work together but we just cannot be having situations here like you know the thing is is that we're looking at a world here in a world the robots are already here man.
It's already here. And there are skills that robots can learn that humans already do. But we're not there yet. And what if instead of being the guy that has to flip a burger, you're the guy that has to flip the robot back over when he [ __ ] falls over. But the rest of the time you're like on Reddit and [ __ ] and just like chilling.
It's like, oh man, I'm I'm scrolling through Reddit right now. Oh, I'm scrolling through Reddit. Oh no, the robot fell over. I gotta go fix him. And then you know what?
It work with you in school. Spiritual advising could be draining. It is uh well that and also um right now people have bigger problems than what I can guide them through because people are very desperate right now. And so oftent times I end up with people who are in like the worst possible situation and it's like at this point there's, you know, I can kind of give you some advice for how to like, you know, stay positive. I don't know.
But [ __ ] bro. You know, it's just too much. It's just too [ __ ] much. So yeah, you know, look, the robots are here. The robots are [ __ ] here, man.
We have to [ __ ] figure out though how to like not have them here sometimes and not for everything. Some things, but not everything, right? Hey, what if there was robots that cleaned up poop at the soup? Huh? What if there was robots that cleaned up poop at the park? Huh? What if there was robots that cleaned the toilets at the park? Huh? Then you wouldn't have as much poop all over the park because people would be using the toilets because they're clean now.
because there's a robot in there and it's all like I will suck your poop down and it's like beep boop beep boop and it goes over there and it [ __ ] starts scrubbing [ __ ] and start spraying like foam and everything.
The whole point is to take all the [ __ ] horrible jobs that nobody wants to do and giving them to robots.
Okay, then there's people that control the robots. Your new job is a guy that [ __ ] controls a robot. Think about it. Your personal robot, you put stickers on that [ __ ] guy. You put stickers on that [ __ ] Who's going to get [ __ ] burned? Who's going to get burned from the [ __ ] popping grease?
The robot, not the guy.
Makes perfect sense in a perfect [ __ ] world.
We have to make the perfect [ __ ] world by by utilizing the robots in a way that doesn't harm the humans but enhances the humans, you know, get them to do your stupid [ __ ] work.
Do you think there were people that were all upset about dishwashers?
How dare you automate the [ __ ] dishwashing process? You know, when did we invent those? The 40s, the 50s? All these [ __ ] housewives out here being like, I don't have to do the dishes anymore. And then like the husbands are like, I don't [ __ ] like these robots. They do things. And then my wife, well then again, then she's like, but but but Herbert, if I don't have to do the dishes because they're being washed by the dishwasher, I have more time to have sex with you. And then he'll be like, "Oh my god, are we having sex?" She be like, "No, but I have more time to telling these [ __ ] robotic scientists [ __ ] for decades.
Didn't answer my Yeah, Tom Lodge is is he's he's not he's is that the one that was Let me see who which one was it? Because there was one person that was actually saying like cool [ __ ] about Australia. Oh, no, no, no, no. Yeah, Timothy Adams is the one that's like doing these weird like straw mans and [ __ ] being like do you like Trump?
Do you like Trump? Is Tommlage?
Wait, did Tommlage ask about Trump's?
If he's not if just [ __ ] if he doesn't pass the vibe check, just [ __ ] toss him. [ __ ] I'm gonna keep a guy around just because he's like here or whatever.
Okay, let's see. I'm gonna do another run through on the [ __ ] um Oh, okay. Multifactor authentication no longer foolproof. Experts warn of evolving fishing threats.
Cyber security specialists alert organizations that multifactor authentication is increasingly being bypassed by sophisticated fishing attacks targeting Microsoft 365. Let me tell you something.
I don't [ __ ] with the Microsoft 365 was but recently has been clearly rightwinged but like on Aussie issues so I was allowing it and then he brought up Trump. Oh my god. Is that what he's doing? Is that what he did really to Malalage?
Why are you like this? We don't want to [ __ ] like get somebody up in here that's like that clueless.
Like you realize you're in the minority, right? You think you're in the majority, but you want to talk about more bots.
Guess where the bots come from?
You are the one that is stupid enough to fall for it. You're trying to figure out my view. Timothy Adams.
What? Well, I mean, we were talking about robots.
Why are Why now you're you're like uh trying to find out my view about what? Robots.
Yeah, that's another thing, too. I don't think I [ __ ] even want to like deal with you. You kind of just don't pass the vibe check. Especially because you come in here kind of hostile. hostile pushing a very like Are you both Tom and Tim? Tom, Tim and Taylor. Bye, [ __ ] Uh, let's see. So, y, if you use the [ __ ] uh Microsoft 365, uh, let's see.
So, how are they doing it? How are they doing it? Uh, multiffactor authentication fishing kits aimed at grabbing these tokens. Oh, there's [ __ ] There's some sort of [ __ ] way that they're grabbing tokens and [ __ ] Well, I don't understand that. That's far too [ __ ] complex for whatever the [ __ ] I understand about things. You know what I mean? Tubes. Uh, let's see. Um, looking for more [ __ ] to share.
Uh, oh yes, they apparently have relieved the possibility of that tank exploding out in by Disneyland.
Um, JP Morgan's sex abuse accuser is dropped by his lawyer just hours before appearing in court.
What?
Arapjo County man recovering after contacting the haunt virus. Infection not tied to the cruise ship cluster.
Arapjo County is uh Colorado. It's probably Colorado. Uh it's not going to explode. Let's let's let's make sure. Uh Orange County Chemical League. Let's see.
Okay. So, as of 10 hours ago from NBC Los Angeles, the evacuation map has been reduced and thousands of residents can return home.
Uh, compromise. Yeah.
My god. A White House official released a statement saying, "The president's administration is engaged in monitoring the situation of Garter Grove." Shut the [ __ ] up. Oh, did we lose a guy? John Carlson. What happened? John Carlson.
Uh, let's see. So, uh, they said the threat of the massive blevy.
Okay, we learned the word blevy. It's like a blevy.
It stands for something.
I I'm probably going to have to Google what it stands for. Apparently, they reduced it. Uh because So, the Blevy is a powerful explosion caused by heated chemicals expanding vapor. But what does it [ __ ] stand for? Blevy.
Okay. No.
Boiling liquid expanding vapor explosion.
like how it went from this [ __ ] is exploding. There is nothing we can do to oh, it's not going to explode anymore.
Well, they wasted, I believe, not wasted, they used about 9 million gallons of water to cool it down because you remember they had the [ __ ] hose spraying at it the whole time.
Um, and in doing that, it did get the temperature down. Also, there was a crack discovered and things weren't escaping from it, but I guess it relieved some of the pressure. Um, but I guess, you know, over the days and [ __ ] that everything was going down.
There was um like you could see the thing bloating like uh there's like um I don't know like aesthetically pleasing coating or some [ __ ] I don't know like a like a like a outer panel that doesn't actually do anything. It just covers the the the tank inside or whatever. And that [ __ ] was like falling off.
That [ __ ] was like falling off. Were you watching with me the other day when they were like punching a hole in the side of it and ripping pieces off? That [ __ ] was popping off. It was popping. So yeah, not gonna not gonna explode essentially.
Uh let's see.
Looking looking for more [ __ ] L looking for more [ __ ] Looking for more [ __ ] We got the the POA Pyro Bloods. Do you guys want to see a gang?
Do you guys Do you guys want to see a gang? You guys want to see a gang? Look at these guys. Look at these fellas.
Look at these fellas.
Yeah, the SF Valley Foos, man. Look at this. Look at these guys. They're just Look, they're just They're just out here being gangs.
Yes.
Are we just going?
>> Okay. Well, you know, I mean, there's there's not always like a exact like what is it that you're doing? You know, there's not always an a a uh explanation for what you're looking at.
They were just going like these days they have to adjust our expectations to just imminent doom because everything is just so [ __ ] Well, you know the thing is is that life went on like Disneyland is five miles away and they just like eh whatever. You didn't see any guns? Yeah. Well, no. But um let's see.
Looking for more [ __ ] Looking for more [ __ ] Um, this is an interesting flyer. We should look at this. We should look at this.
Look at this.
Whose car? This car on our street has not moved in over a month. See, there's a window on the hood. See how there's like a window on the hood here? Okay.
Uh, Monday, Wednesday, Friday, there was a white man inside of there.
Sunday, Thursday, and Thursday through Saturday, uh, we've got, an Asian-American man in there.
I can't open the hood. Who are these men? It's always the same two gentlemen.
They will look at me, but they won't respond. They don't want out. What is going on with this car? It's not the kind of thing we want here.
That's awesome.
It's a miracle LAPD didn't just unload on the chemicals. Well, it wasn't in LA.
It was in Orange County. So, that's probably maybe part of why. Who are these men? I mean, who are these men?
Like, who who are these men?
Do you guys like fun things like that?
Do you do you see flyers sometimes when you go around? You ever do you ever come by come across a flyer that makes you think like, "What the [ __ ] is going on?"
Okay. Do you know about the thicker pennies?
Do you know about thicker pennies?
Fact, the US Mint gave up on cents because they were embarrassingly thin.
See, I emailed mint and they said yes.
Theodore Nicholas, hello. How can I make scent coins now that you have given up?
And they said yes, but the person on the coin must have a beard like Lincoln.
Okay. I must make thick scents to fill the hole left by the mint. And this is my design. Thickness is value, you know. I have a beard now, so I can do it. Okay. I grew a beard to comply with US coin law. So, he's got his little [ __ ] thumbs up there. Look at that. Look at that. And interested in in fence.
Visit my web page. Real proof. Yeah.
See, see how thick those [ __ ] See how thick those thick pennies are? You see with the big thicky butts?
All right. You know, you only see them on the worldwide web. Well, you know, you might find one in real life one day.
Let's see. What's this one here? Uh, attention notice from property management company. Hello, tenants. Your previous landlord, Michael Duny, has died. As a courtesy, we are letting you vote for your new landlord to begin living on the property on June 1st.
Okay, we've got Thomas G in Berlin B.
Uh, this guy is a Christian. This guy is no belief. This guy was a three years army sniper. This guy wasn't in the military. Personal note. I will keep you all safe no matter what. And then this is these are my three daughters. Please give me the job.
All right. What What should we do?
He looks so much better with the the you know. Yeah.
Okay. Let's see here.
Oh, yes.
Missing penguin. Plunko. Oh, Plunko.
He's a dapper guy.
He dislikes social media. He loves Kodak.
He's a motion coordinator. He's 2 foot eight. He's a community leader and uh respected and last seen at the function.
Problem is, Plunko don't want to be found.
Plunko found himself at the function. Can't find me. Stop looking. Listen, Plunko wants Plunko is not here for your [ __ ] okay? Plunko don't want to be found. Plunko just don't want to be [ __ ] found. Ah, my son's drawing. Our son drew this, but we don't approve.
Should we send our son to military military school?
It's a pope with a cigar in his head.
He's mostly a fine son, but he drew this last week. Impressive drawing for his age. But the image is inappropriate.
No child should draw this. Something must be done. Scan to vote. Oh my god.
Oh no. Here's the polls. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Polls for neighbor. Should we send our son to military school? And look at this.
They basically all said yes, but they also basically all said no. But yes won.
Oh [ __ ] Stevie is going to military school.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. It is decided he will not go to military school. Oh, okay. Is this like a which one? This one or then this one? Like yay. He will not.
That's fantastic, right guys? Military school is, you know, it's one way to control your [ __ ] Ah, yes. Jerry or Gary with a G. The [ __ ] Gary Nander lives in our neighborhood. Jerry works at the electronic store and has been giving HDMI cords to everyone's wives.
He has given my wife seven HDMI cords so far. They are excellent quality, but we don't wish to have them. If you see Gary giving an HDMI cord to a wife, tear off one of these strips below and feed it to him. They have been poisoned.
Missing pet turtle and nunchucks appears very slow but very dangerous. He will come home eventually, but evildoers beware.
Ah, it's not as not quite. Notice no cabbage on site. Severe allergy alert due to severe cabbage allergy. Do not bring cabbage into this office.
Is that a thing?
Attention citizen. Do you enjoy cinema?
This is a film appraiser right here.
Look at this guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This [ __ ] guy. Do you enjoy cinema? Do you enjoy punishment? Please do not report my activities to the newspaper. Uh, take my electronic mail and deliver one movie request. Any film, romance, dharma, snuff, only one anymore and you are blacklisted. Promise to pay later. See below. Punishment zone at aol.com.
This could be you. Postre climax.
All money in unmarked duffel bag to be left here.
Okay. You know, Taco Bell. Oh yeah, they [ __ ] one of the Taco Bells got shut down and people had a full [ __ ] funeral for it. Look at this. This person's wearing a [ __ ] kilt in the background. I know they're going to have a [ __ ] bag pipes here.
Oh yeah. See, they got the bag pipes going.
What are we carrying here? What What are they carrying exactly?
Oh my god. Look, he's got a [ __ ] taco hat and a [ __ ] Mountain Dew robe. Oh my god. Oh, and he's got the Taco Bell. Look at this. Oh, they're so sad. They're so sad. They're so sad. Oh my god. Are they really going to release a [ __ ] dove?
Oh my god. Look at this.
Look at this. They're leaving [ __ ] tacos. They're leaving tacos.
They're leaving [ __ ] t Oh my god.
They're letting the [ __ ] peace bird go.
Oh, these girls are so sad. Oh my god.
Oh, he's so sad, too. Oh my god.
Oh my god. Look, he's got one of those [ __ ] uh This is This is his hair, guys. That's hair. Oh lord.
Oh my god, this guy. Oh my god. Look at these goths. Oh my god.
Oh my god. What's he got in there? He's got [ __ ] like salsas and limes and a spoon.
Oh my god. That's pretty good. All right. This is beautiful, right? This is beautiful. Tubes. So beautiful. Look at this. Is this taheen? Is that a little packet of taheen?
Damn.
Damn. Look at this. It's a golden mountain dew. It's a golden mountain dew right there.
Jesus.
My Taco Bell food. You know, triangulate your soldiers.
Why are you living in the thrill of regressive orthodoxy?
Triangulate your soldiers. Hidebound tradition.
One size fits absolutely no one.
Structural flaccidity. Symptom of intellectual bankruptcy.
Utterly incompastable with Oh, incompatible with contemporary egg practice.
Utopian transcendence.
Uh, but what is going on though with like the toast?
Uh, let's see. What does it say down here?
Nimble, dextrous tip, married to robust, loadbearing base, enhanced yoke penetration and excavation. All right, I don't [ __ ] know what's going on here.
This one's [ __ ] Oh, here we go. This is Jungle Bunny.
He is mean with digestive issues. He needs his diaper changed. I will pay $25 an hour to babysit him. Please call or text. His name is Jungle Bunny.
Oh my god.
All right. Listen, I would I would take care of Jungle Bunny. I would do it for free.
Uh here we go. Tramas. Oh, train. Tramas or trains? Are we looking at trams or trains here? Tra. We don't need trams.
The solution can be achieved with the application of intellectual gumption and our innate animal cunning. For example, number one, municipal sedan chairs.
Domesticate the Uber bots. The feckless can be harnessed to make up for their complete lack of feck. A win for all.
Uh, wield feats. I like the idea of wheeled feats. Give up on trams and contact your MP and demand the above.
See, they will never turn against us ever. See? See guys? See guys, we can [ __ ] have the robots pull us around.
See, this is what I'm talking about, guys. This is what I'm talking about, guys. You know, cat stealing sunflowers.
Did you know about this? An orange cat keeps coming by and stealing your sunflowers from the yard. They're not free flowers. We worked hard on this garden. By the time I get outside, he is gone. caught leaving the scene. Look at this. What is this artificial intelligence image? Oh, that's a picture of him. If this is your cat, get control of it.
Lorax lookalike competition.
Do you look like this man? If not, change that and pull up on Friday night.
Old Town Square by the fountain. 8:00 PM Friday the 24th. Winner speaks for the trees. Judging criteria, could you be a liveaction Lorax? Mustaches encouraged my friends and I will be dressed up to trust.
That's good [ __ ] What is this? Welcome to the club. We don't just let anybody in. Oh [ __ ] It's the Portland gravy suckers club. Oh [ __ ] We make all our favorite gravy. Dump them in the tub and then we suck it gone as fast as we can.
It's what we love doing.
The club.
We can't wait to do this with you, Brian.
We considered many factors. We don't just let anyone in, including the gravy recipe you sent in, your physical appearance, and religious beliefs.
These [ __ ] guys, please ensure your gravy arrives warm.
We meet here on the 12th of each month at 6 PM. You will be provided a tube.
I'm not even going to bother looking into that address because I know it's it's it's going to end up being a [ __ ] GameStop or something. All right. Well, anyways, it's an hour and a half. If I do these for too long, the [ __ ] the the the the app [ __ ] up and then the stream gets [ __ ] and then I can't like close it out or anything. So, I'm gonna go for now, but I might be back later on today, right? You be [ __ ] safe out there. Don't [ __ ] die. Oh, [ __ ] bye.
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