African Movies Need To Go😭✌️

Añadido: 2026-05-29

[00:00:01][music] What the hell is even THAT SUPER? What's happening?

[00:00:15][screaming] >> Are you sure you can?

[00:00:22][screaming] >> Before we start, if you want to see part five, let's hit 1,000 likes. I'm serious, fam. Smash that like button.

[00:00:39]>> Snitching on my ass like crazy.

[00:00:41]>> I swear Africans will go to the States for.5 seconds and come back talking like this.

[00:00:47]>> Snitching on my ass like crazy.

[00:00:50]Snitching on my [music] ass like >> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up. Why does he sound like he's about to start rapping though? DJ cue the beat.

[00:00:57]Bitching on my ass like crazy. Bitching on [music] my ass like man.

[00:01:02]THAT [ __ ] GARBAGE. [music] >> ELSE I WILL slap you. You slap me. I will slap you. Me. Oh yeah. Slap me now.

[00:01:09]Slap me. Shut up.

[00:01:10]>> Brethren said equal rights equal left and channeled his inner Chris Breezy.

[00:01:15]You sick. You slap me. You slap me.

[00:01:20]Nah. [laughter] >> I already know. Shorty was standing there like, >> "Are you dumb?

[00:01:24]>> I think she's done. I think she's dumb.

[00:01:25]>> I think she's done.

[00:01:29]>> [music] >> Bro, what is up with these PS2 ass graphics? We're in the 21st century. Act like it.

[00:01:44]>> Guys, am I tripping or is Medusa kind of bad, bro? Oh, no. Gi, that slender waist is calling me.

[00:01:52]>> Lord have mercy. I'm about to bust. Talk about everything. You look at turns to stone. Well, I'm rock hard already. You feel me?

[00:02:17]What?

[00:02:19]What the [music] Nah, this is how you know this movie is science fiction. Cuz ain't no way two black men would notice a freaking alien and just stand there. Ugandan ghetto air force, >> fam. How does the ghetto have an air force? What's next? A space program?

[00:02:59]Real quick, please remember to like, subscribe, and click the all icon. That way, you get notified every time I post.

[00:03:06]G, >> if you think you can graduate from this school without kissing my [ __ ] you are dead wrong.

[00:03:13]>> Damn, he's just like me.

[00:03:15]>> What did he say?

[00:03:25][screaming] >> Bro, is this waste aura farming? Yes.

[00:03:36]farm. We see the fit. All right. So, the context for this movie trailer is two rival gangs are fighting, but one of the gangs is led by a ruthless woman named Lan D, who has a superhuman assassin with her called Scorpion. Now, you might be wondering, "Wow, research, did you actually watch this movie?"

[00:03:55]>> Hell no. I got the plot from IMDb. I'd rather go to Diddy than watch this before.

[00:04:08]Baba.

[00:04:14][music] >> Hey. Hey.

[00:04:16]>> Hello, class. In the very likely event that a 15t freak of nature is walking towards you, please leave the car.

[00:04:29]Heat.

[00:04:39][music] Heat.

[00:05:00]Bro, who's out here busting nuts on the floor? This is disgusting.

[00:05:10]This is torture. You're torturing me and everyone else watching.

[00:05:29]How is he standing with no spine? This is just like how Invincible was trying to convince us that Mark could choke out conquest with no spine.

[00:05:43]>> Nah, I already know Goku is watching them rip OFF HIS KAMEHAMEHA LIKE MY FLOW. [screaming] >> [music] >> And guys, it's time to introduce you all to the newest member of the African cinematic universe, Spiderman.

[00:06:03]Spider-Man does whatever African. He can kick, he can swing, he can do back flat chicken. Watch out. He's African.

[00:06:19]Damn. RIP to that random guy, bro. was just enjoying his day.

[00:06:26][music] >> Did Mandm just evaporate?

[00:06:33]>> Ain't no way, boy.

[00:06:45]Give this man an Oscar. That four was actually decent. Big up yourself, G. Big up yourself.

[00:06:57]Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. We need to rewind that fast.

[00:07:06]>> All right, so a planet blew up close to Earth and that's why they are shaking, >> right?

[00:07:20]>> [music] >> Bro, this is how I dodge women with piercings.

[00:07:35][music] [screaming] WHAT THE HELL?

[00:07:45]ALL THE bus stop.

[00:07:48][laughter] This whole video, this narrator has had me fighting for my life. [music] >> [music]