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Forsaken moves that I would probably die to IRL | Part 1 - 8
Added:Forsaken moves that I'll probably die to in real life, slasher edition.
I mean, it's a basic slash from a machete. I'll be injured for sure, but I'll probably live. Not to mention you also get bleeding, but I'll probably live if I seek medical attention.
Is an explanation really needed? The move is literally called behead.
He literally grabs you, slashes you a few times, then chainsaws you. Yeah, I'm not living that.
It's a support move. Yeah, I'll be okay unless I have a heart attack looking at that walk.
So, yeah, that's my personal take on if I would live slasher's move. Tell me in the comments if you agree with me and 50 likes for cool kid edition. Anyways, that's it for this video. Have an amazing day or night. Forsaken moves that I'll probably die to in real life, part two, cool kid edition.
I mean, taking a punch from a normal 10-year-old wouldn't hurt that much, but since we are talking about So, yeah, it would definitely cause some damage, but not enough to kill. So, yeah, I'll probably survive.
You get a brick thrown at you, it would probably break a few bones, and if it hits your head, it would cause a concussion. And looking at the speed of the brick, it doesn't look like it's going too fast. So, yeah, I'll live since it's only one. Cool >> [laughter] >> kid nitrogen monoxide.
Do I really need to explain this one? He literally comes at you like a semi-truck and hits like one, two. [music] If I did somehow survive the initial slash, I'm still going to die because you get lit on fire.
Let me explain this one. You get hit twice by those minions who then set you on fire. I don't know about you, but I'm not living that. So, yeah, that's my personal take on if I would live cool kid's move set. Tell me in the comments if you agree with me and 100 likes for John Doe edition. Peace out, everyone.
Forsaken moves that I'll probably die to in real life part 2.5. Yes, I know this is not part 3, which is for John Doe.
This would just be an analysis video for my previous two parts. So, stick with me and let me explain. And yes, YouTube, I did not throw myself into a chainsaw nor get ran over by a kid who hits like a semi truck. Also, I wasn't clear about the rules myself, so here they are. One, this is taking the law wise moves and taking it into real life and seeing if I can survive, too.
I cannot dodge in any way, even if the move is very easily dodgeable in the game. And three, I can do things to prevent some status effect, like when lit on fire, I could stop, drop, and roll. But let's make one thing clear for rule one. I am not a doctor, so I'm just doing rough estimates from real law.
After reading most comments and the wiki, I have reevaluated cool [music] kids punch. I'd most likely die to a single punch. But I still think there's a microscopic chance of survival.
Yeah, brick thingy that goes through multiple people and doesn't slow down.
I'm cooked.
Wait, cool kid nitrogen monoxide. Not again. I don't think I need to re-explain walk speed. It's a semi truck, so let's move on to pizza delivery. Most of you think you can survive due to being able to loop it, but due to rule you have to take it. Not only that, but the minions have knives in the move I can throw. Yeah, game over. And don't even get me started on Slasher's raging pace moves.
>> [music] >> Long story short, I die to all.
So, yeah, that's my retake in some rules of how this series will work. Don't worry, John Doe will be next unless I get distracted. Peace out. Forsaken moves that I'll probably die to in real life part 3, John Doe edition. Yes, it's finally here after quite a bit of people were asking. Celebrate, people.
Celebrate. Now prepare to see if you agree with my takes. And yes, YouTube, I did not throw myself into a chainsaw nor get ran over by a kid who hits like a semi-truck or get impaled by spikes.
Before I truly get started, I'll display the rules of this series for new viewers.
You think I'm surviving that? Jevil is like 7 ft tall and look at those claws.
And from the animation, it looks like he slashed you across the chest. If those claws are that big, the wound would be massive. I ain't living.
Those spikes, they come out at insane speed. You would get impaled instantly.
I'm not living this, bro.
Honestly, I have zero idea how to convert corrupted into real-life terms.
But since you can't die to it in game, I think I'll be fine.
I'll keep it short and simple. It's a support move. I'm living.
That was a pretty loud roar. I'll live, but with some ear damage. So yeah, that's [music] my personal take on if I would live Jevil's move. 100 likes for Noelle edition. That's it for me. Peace out, everyone. Oh, and thank you for 5,000 subscribers. Forsaken moves that I'll probably die to in real life part four. Noelle edition. It's finally here after 5 days. Sorry for the wait. I know how many of you wanted Noelle, but he's finally here. Before I truly get started, I'll display the rules of this series for new viewers. Now without any more waiting, let's go.
Guys, he literally has a dying [music] star in his hand. And according to the Forsaken Wiki, it says that Noelle uses his shadow tendril to stab forwards.
That would seriously hurt a lot and probably enough to kill.
This is literally walk speed V2. Look at how fast he's coming at you.
This is literally the last knife it was on steroids. No way literally grabs you by the neck and slams you down [music] into the ground. I ain't living.
No way he eats his void star causing an implosion regardless of it hitting you or above or below you. I am not living this.
Honestly, hear me out. I'm living since it looks like lightning and it is very possible for a human to survive a lightning strike.
Since it's just a hallucination, I'll be fine unless I get a heart attack looking at No way. So yeah, that was my opinion on if I would survive No way's move set.
200 likes and I will do one X edition.
Peace out everyone. Forsaken moves that I'll probably die to in [music] real life part five. One X edition. Finally it's here after about a week. I'm sorry about the wait since I know people were wanting one X but he's here now. Before I truly get started, I'll display the rules of this series for new viewers.
Now without any more waiting, let's go.
No just No he slashes you with the demon shank. Basically a venom shank if it was corrupted and on steroids. I'm not surviving that slash alone. Just look at that sword. And even if I did somehow survive the slash, I would be very injured and not to mention the sword poisons you. So yeah, I'm dying.
That shockwave is coming at fast speed.
It would definitely split me in half.
I'm cooked.
Literally last one but like 10 times worse. Not only do you still get hit by the same shockwave, you also suffer the damage from his swords. I'm dead. Just pull out the pick again.
Those swords are faster than the literal shockwave and it pulls you in with immense force and it pierces and can hit multiple people. I'm not living this, bro.
I'm keeping it short and simple. I'm living. This looks like it hurts 1 X more than me.
I'm keeping it short and simple again.
I'm living and 1 X really shoved his own swords inside him. That must hurt.
Honestly, they just punch you dealing no damage and just inflict poison. I'll just choose and say I'm living.
>> Stop hitting at me.
>> So yeah, that was my opinion on if I would survive 1 X's move set. 666 likes and I will do Sixer edition. Peace out everyone. Forsaken moves that I'll probably die to in real life part six.
Sixer edition. Before I start the video, I would like to state that I will be referring to Sixer as a she and before most of y'all jump me for mistaking Sixer's gender, the Forsaken devs literally gave us this. So for the rest of the video and for future videos, I will call Sixer a female simply because I see her as a female. Now as always, I'll display the rules of this series for new viewers.
Now without any more waiting, let's go.
Oh, hell no. Sixer is literally a beast from hell. With a slash from those claws, I'm getting shredded like paper and probably in half.
Honestly, this looks a lot worse than the slash considering the fact that she bites down on you. I'm cooked, bro. And even if somehow I survived the bite, she applies hemorrhage. So I'm going to die sooner or later anyway.
>> [screaming] >> Do I really need to explain this one?
She pounces on you before slashing you with said claws that could kill you. But she slashes you five times before throwing you aside. Ain't no one living that.
Honestly, I think I'm living this.
Though the scream was so loud that it makes your vision go blurry. I'm living but with severe hearing loss.
Keeping it short and simple. I'm living since she was just sniffing the air.
Wait, Sixer, why are you looking at me like that? Wait, nitrogen monoxide stop.
I think I'll live, but I will genuinely might get a heart attack if this happens to me in real life. Okay, the next few bits would just be Sixer's move but in blood hunt form, so uh lightning round.
So yeah, that was my opinion on if I would survive Sixer's move set. 700 likes and I will do Nastrado edition.
Peace out everyone. Forsaken moves that I'll probably die to in real life part.
Wait, what? What's the part number?
>> Oh, this guy is so boring. It's all dead dead dead. And they're >> Dude's made out of paper mache. [music] >> All right, my bad. I'll try to get it right this time.
Yeah, I'm living this easy.
It won't even leave a scratch. I'm living.
Bro, this is light work. I'm living.
I'm [bell] dead because it hurts one X, so it hurts me.
>> Light work, no reaction.
Light work, no reaction.
Light work, no reaction.
>> I think I made it more accurate now.
Subscribe if you want to see more [music] garbage from me. Peace out, everyone.
Forsaken moves that I'll probably die to in real life part seven, Nosferatu edition. Second to last killer to finish this series with the last one being Azure himself, of course. Now, as always, I'll display the rules of this series for new viewers.
Now, without any more waiting, let's go.
This might sound controversial, but I think I'm living just let me explain myself first. The forsaken devs gave us this chart and compared to other killers, Nosferatu is pretty weak. And also, his claws doesn't seem as sharp or lethal as John Doe's or Sixer. I'll still definitely be injured, but overall, I think I'll live.
He throws a hook at you at decently high speed and then pulls you in before slapping you quite far. I think I'm dying to that.
This is worse than the last one. He uses the same high-speed hook, which pisses you and he has enough force to drag you.
I'm sure I would be close to death by the time I'm near him and that backhand would just kill me.
I'm pretty sure those are explosions that he summoned. I ain't living an explosion, twin.
Honestly, I have no idea how this would [music] work in real life. I'm assuming that the puddles are like in sticky blood or something since you do get slowness, but how do you bleed out from a blood puddle?
I think I'm living this.
He throws a swarm of bats at you. I'm living unless those bats has rabies.
This would hurt more than the last one since the bats are flying way faster.
But, same thing, I'm living unless they have rabies.
Oh, hell no. He dive-bombs you, body slams you, sucks your blood from your neck and to top it all it throws you aside. I'm not living a life wrong. So yeah, that was my opinion on if I would survive Nosferatu's move set. Honestly, this was the hardest one to do out of all the killers because his moves are very confusing. You guys are welcome to debate about it in the comments. As always, I'll read and heart them in 700 likes and I will do Azure edition. Peace out everyone. Forsaken moves that I'll probably die to in real life part eight.
Azure edition. The last and final killer to finish this series. Probably one of the killers I struggled to do. So just an early warning. My takes might be controversial so please feel free to correct me and argue with my takes in the comments. Now as always, I'll display the rules of this series for new viewers.
Now without any more waiting, let's go.
Same logic with Nosferatu. I'm pulling back up the chart that the devs gave us and I'll just say it. I think I'm living. It will cause severe damage still but overall, I think I'll live as tentacles.
We all are living the summon twin. But since I don't want this video to be boring, I'll also count the plant's child too.
Okay, hear me out. I don't really know what the plant is firing. I'll just assume it's a nightshade of some sort because in the ability's called Azure said this.
And humans can die to nightshade poisoning. So it's safe to say I'm cooked.
I honestly think I'm living. At least it's not Sitka biting your head off and it just looks like the plant is holding you down rather than doing serious damage.
Azure uses his tentacles to first of all pierce me, then dangles me before finally throwing me. That throw would just finish me off. I'm dead.
>> You think I'm living a slash from that abomination? That thing is massive and it's terrifying. I think probably has enough strength to knock me out cold just a tap.
Oh, how nitrogen monoxide. This is literally worse than the M1 since it smashed the ground with so much force you get knocked away. If it hits you, you will get crushed for sure.
Okay, so recap. It uses just one foot and that stomp created a lot of shock waves in the ground. I'm not living this, bro. That brings us to the end of this series for now. I hope you all enjoyed it as much as I enjoyed making it. Thank you for making it one of the most viewed things on my channel. So yeah, that was my opinion on if I would survive Azshara's move set. You guys are welcome to debate about it in the comments. As always, I'll read and heart them. Peace out, everyone.
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