Dave Anderson argues that Black pain has become entertainment and that Black power is a target, using the controversy surrounding comedian Tony Hinchcliffe's George Floyd joke at the Kevin Hart roast as an example. He contends that while comedy is protected under the First Amendment as art, the Black community's grief should not be anyone's punchline. Anderson emphasizes that Black people have tremendous spending power but lack political leverage, and suggests that economic pressure through boycotts (like canceling Netflix memberships) is more effective than physical confrontation for achieving social change. He criticizes the Black community for focusing on celebrity controversies while ignoring systemic issues like the gutting of the Voting Rights Act and the failure to pass the George Floyd Justice and Policing Act.
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Today is going to be a banger. It's going to be a banger. We got that Tony Hinchcliffe heat, man, for that George Floyd joke, for that at that Kevin Hart rose, man. George Floyd's family is responding. Tennessee stripping Democrats of committee power, which you know, it's going to happen after that redistricting protest. and South Carolina Republicans telling Trump not today on a map grab PayPal settling with the DOJ over minority business program.
The Ronald Green family settlement and congressw women trying to explain why agreeing with cotton picking hands somehow was not agreeing with cottonpicking hands. So yeah, today's theme is simple. Black pain is entertainment. Black power is a target.
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Yo, yo, yo, yo. Um, XZ, I don't y'all had these names I can't pronounce. Were you in the Afro Elite Live when uh Tony's PR team tried to run Damage Control? Yes, I was.
And I um I told people and this is going to be a very unpopular take. One, because I'm a comedian. Two, what black people don't understand.
God, we going to have this conversation.
We're going to listen. And sometimes with y'all, I need y'all to understand that for me, you guys run the show. Now, I feel like I got to pull out my Vaseline and and get my straight edge out because I'm about to start fighting.
Now, did I wear my earrings? No. I ain't got no earrings on, so I got to take them out. But we gonna have this conversation. Okay. Now, there we go. Shining up.
Let's talk about what it means in comedy. Now, comedy in and of itself, whether you agree with it, don't like somebody's jokes, don't think it's funny, whatever the case may be, comedy is art, people.
And because comedy is art, art is subjective, but art is still protected under the first amendment.
Uh oh, got a super chat up in here. I'LL BE CHILL SAID, "WHAT GAVE IT AWAY?"
Big smile, small doubt.
What up to all the tether mouths in the building?
What up to all the tether mouths?
Try to blend in, but you stand right out. Tear the mouth. Tear the mouth. Uh oh. WD Mobile Notary in Berkeley, California said, "Love your content."
Thank you so much for being here. Thank you. Right now, you are the number one YouTube sponsor. Um so yeah, make sure you go ahead and take your bow, sir.
That that's uh that's a good thing. Now, I I want to really talk about comedy from a real place, okay? Hey, I'm a Laugh House original. So, I predate Kev at the Laugh House. So, we're going back 1997, 1998 when it was still the David Brener Laugh House and then uh De Lee bought it and took it over and made it the cultural um lynch pin that put Philadelphia comedy, especially for black people on the map.
So, I've been um I've been doing standup since I was 20 years old.
19 actually. I started when I was 19 years old. And what I need you to understand is whether you like it or not, comedy is protected under the First Amendment. That does not mean I like what Tony Hinchcliff said cuz I don't. I personally don't think he's funny. I personally think that, you know, he's he he's another one of these uh rainbow loving trying to be edgy guys that just wants to say the bad thing for saying the bad thing. But what I need you to understand is your right to free speech when it comes to the stage. Comedy is the last bastion of free speech there is. And when you start getting people um feeling like they can't say this or they can't say that, then it becomes a thing.
And then people like, "Oh no, we can walk with chew gum at the same time."
That's funny because I don't see you at a school board meeting. That's funny because you don't know who your alderman is. That's funny because most densely populated black neighborhoods are food deserts, but your ass got time to worry about Tony effing Hingcliffe.
I know you ain't going to like it.
I know you ain't going to like it.
And we all know that Tony H clips are [ __ ] We we get that. But my whole thing is people like, well, you know, the the small hat palm colored people, they um you know, they don't put up with that. And I've been telling y'all for the longest I'm about to start a an an anti antilackness league, but that's not the issue.
My issue is right now we have tremendous spending power, but we don't have tremendous leverage. The only leverage we have is with our fists and our dollars. And because hitting people or touching people's gums is going to wind you up in the clink, the best thing you can do is hit them in the pockets. And what I said during Afro Elite's broadcast, and shout out to my brother Afro Elite, shout out to Zezy.
Um, what I said during his broadcast on TikTok was, "Y'all can do all this talking you want to. You can do all the talking you want to. If you want a solution, here it is." Now, and and I wasn't even talking about The Real Black Agenda available absolutely everywhere.
Find bookstores and at the realagenda.com. No, I was talking about real solutions. Did my Tom Fords just drop? Yes, they did.
the Tom Ford. Had to pick those up. But I said if you wanna if you want people to feel it, see you can't punish somebody legally, but you can punish them financially. So, if that's that serious to you and you're so outraged about him making a George Floyd looking up from hell joke, but you're not outraged about the fact that the George Floyd Justice and Policing um act is still a bill sitting on Capitol Hill like a discarded um director's cut episode of Schoolhouse Rock. If you're that upset, then hit them in the pockets. Everybody right now, go cancel your Netflix membership. Then there was three people.
I I never had Netflix. I don't like Netflix. This, that, and the third.
Okay, cool.
So, then once you're done canceling your Netflix membership, go to every single blur you know who loves Pro Wrestling and tell them that you're not going to um watch WWE as long as Tony Hinchcliff is associated with it. Because for the major pay-per-views, so that's WrestleMania, Survivor Series, Slumber Slam, and the Royal Rumble, he usually has some type of kill Tony roast. And for good reason, the WWE doesn't tape it. But my whole thing with that is, I'm going to need y'all to go ahead and start hitting people in the pockets because the only thing the so-called dominant society understands is a loss of revenue or a loss of blood. And let's face it, most of y'all won't bust a grape in a fruit fight, but you can cancel your Netflix membership. You can let folks know. And I said, but don't stop there.
Don't you stop there. No, because it was Kevin Hart's roast and Kevin Hart should have said something and Kevin Hart should have done this and Ken do this and Kev do that and Kevin do this and he don't do that.
Then I want you to go ahead and and protest Heartbeat Productions. I want you to protest whatever studio that Kev has a movie distributed to. I want you to protest any co uh co-owned product that Kevin Hart has. So all the things he did on Shark Tank, all those black entrepreneurs he I want y'all to I want y'all to cancel them. Then I want you to cancel anything that Nick Cannon does with Kevin Hart cuz they're besties.
Make them feel it.
And you know what I got? Oh, that's a good idea. We should write all that down and then nothing because y'all got time to put up a little black square for your avatar. You got time to sit up here and and [ __ ] in Tik Tok forums all day.
But when it comes to handling the things that we need to handle, like the George Floyd bill, when you had a quote unquote people fighting for you, you know, the Democrats care for us so much. You had Kami in there and you had Sleepy Joe in there and somehow that bill didn't get passed. But Kami took off them pearls, didn't she? She got rid of all that Skiweee and Purr and she took her so-called black ass on Air Force 2 and went down to those love you longtime sucky sucky bars where that white man lost his mind.
and started beating up the Asian people and we still got blamed for that.
So my whole thing is why y'all worrying about one man saying one joke that most of you have never heard of because you only watch Negro comedians any damn way but you ain't got that same smoke for YOUR CITY COUNCIL. YOU AIN'T IN Chicago busting up Brandon Johnson's head Afro elite is. I don't know about the rest of y'all. I know Chicago flips red is but I don't know about the rest of y'all.
Y'all let these folks play in your face.
take your money and then say, "Vote for me and I'll set you free." Like it's a ball of confusion the temptation sang about and then you worrying about A DAMN JOKE. Y'ALL UNDERSTAND HOW BACKWARDS that sounds? But it's me, right?
Ice man with the $10 super chat. He said, "Damn you, damn me. Damn us. Damn we."
Did you just go damn you, damn me, damn us together? singing naturally.
Good morning to my brothers WITH THAT HINDU HENNESSY IN THEIR MUG AND THAT FINE BLACK AMAZING. BOY, YOU BETTER QUOTE THEM DAMN song titles. #305B1# cut the check. Appreciate it, family.
Really appreciate that there. Um, I got to get some of these things here. Um, y'all are hitting me with some really good chats. I'm trying to prioritize the members and the super chats automatically.
Abby Chill said MLK did teach our people that during that bus boycott. That's the thing.
Exactly. Kid Stardust. What a hell of a name. Said these uh mass protests of this sort never work. Exactly. They don't work because we ain't got the stick tuitiveness of our ancestors. We ain't got the stick tuitiveness of two generations ago. And that in and of itself is the problem. You tough talking millennials, you Gen Z dreamers, y'all ain't got it.
I'm a Gen Xer, so I don't play that. I will cut you off and forget you there.
What it do, Fu? I see you, homie.
F you too says, "I'm only upset at Tony Hitchcliff because he's unfunny and I I've been against his corniness for years." Absolutely. But my whole thing is, why are y'all so outraged about that?
But you're not outraged about the fact that your grandmama got to pay for insulin because she lives in a food desert and all they got is Church's Chicken, Harold's Chicken and Waffles, uh KFC, Wendy's, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, McDonald's, but there's not a Whole Foods or Publix in sight.
I'm trying to understand.
I'm trying to understand.
Y'all have been lulled to sleep. That's why nobody take you seriously. The Democrats don't take you seriously because you know they know that you're their [ __ ] Respectfully.
Republicans don't take you seriously because they know you're the Democrat's [ __ ] But if you start to realize that if y'all just said, "My vote is up for grabs," the world would open up for you.
Shout out to all my Gen Xers. We're the generation you don't mess with cuz we I'm looking. Did y'all Did y'all find an F yet? Cuz I Nope. I just checked my pockets. Ain't no Fs cuz we Cuz we don't give them.
That's just what it is.
He said where Bernay doing the Burn Man hand rub in his grave.
The tree of you. Like that's what it is for me. Uh DB Smoon says, "I'm down for the boycott. Show me the numbers so I know it'll work. There's no use in cutting Netflix by myself. I don't even care for Kevin Hart." And that's the point. And that right there is the point. Mods, if you see trolls in the comments, I'm not responding to trolls today. I'm only responding to super chats and members. Um so I I also want to make sure I'm responding to people who have great things to say, but we're not doing this. What?
I love how y'all find something to be outraged about.
except for the things you need to be outraged about. But let's go ahead and let's see what's what the latest is on this whole situation because you know George Floyd's family. Now I don't know which part of George Floyd's family we're talking about here.
Um but said it's sad FOR THE CULTURE.
WHAT CULTURE?
What culture?
Can y'all explain to me what the what the culture is? Where the culture is?
What culture we talking about?
The sad for the culture.
George Floyd's family isn't laughing at Tony Hinscliff's disgusting joke at the roast of Kevin Hart. So George Floyd's family, I'm just going to read what it says. George Floyd's family has responded to Tony Hinchcliff's inappropriate joke at the Netflix roast of Kevin Hart. During the comedy special, the comedian said, "The black community is so proud of you. Right now, George Floyd is looking up at us all laughing so hard he can't breathe.
It was one of several controversial jokes from the kill Tony host who made remarks about Cheryl Hunterwood's late husband and said no matter how much money black people have they're just still going to act like ninjas.
On Monday, May 11th, a spokesperson for Giana and George Floyd Foundation, oh so the foundation, the money end, uh told TMZ the comment refering George uh who was tragically murdered by a Minneapolis police officer in 2020 was quote unquote sad for the culture. The outlet added that the family was baffled and disgusted by Hingcliff's apparent fixation on making jokes about George.
Notably during the 2024 roast of Tom Brady, the comedian controversially said that Rob Gronowski looked like the final boss in George Floyd the video game.
According to TMZ, the foundation also said that George's daughter, Giana Floyd, is being bullied in school, so Hins Cliff's comments CERTAINLY DON'T HELP. OH, come on. She's being bullied in school because she's George Floyd's daughter and she lives in Minneapolis.
The only thing out of Minneapolis that isn't George Floyd was Prince Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis. Like, come on, man.
That place is Unfortunately, Hinchcliffe isn't the only public figure who's attempted to trivialize George Floyd's murder. In 2020, Tokyo Jets faced backlash for jokingly tell a friend, "I'm a George Floyd your mothering," which she later issued a teeyed apology.
Just last year, Little Yachty faced similar criticism for previewing a song on Black Boy Max's live stream that included the lyric, "Put my knee up on her on her neck. I went George Floyd."
The bottom line is that the black community's grief shouldn't be anyone's punch line, whether through jokes, song lyrics, or otherwise. the six-y year anniversary of George Floyd's death approaching on May 25th. People could use a reminder that he's a real person with real loved ones. Everybody has real loved ones. Respectfully, everybody is a real person.
I get that. But I'm also going to say that George Floyd, like anybody else, is um subject to critique, whether we agree with those critiques or not.
my thing to black people.
Don't we have other things to do?
Where where where's uh where's Atlantis when you need her? And isn't it ironic?
That's what I said. F2. I hate people saying the culture. What culture specifically? The culture that's not blackowned, black operated, black control, black mass distributed. That culture. The culture of ignorance.
Man gone.
Okay, Dwayne Coleman says, "Uh, Dave, it seemed like nowadays you can't have an opinion anymore. If you do, you get called a hater. You can call me whatever you want. What you won't call me is broke. What you won't call me is employee. What you won't call me is worried, stressed, or caring.
That's it. I need y'all to get the likes up. I need y'all to share this out with 10 people cuz we out here talking. And then my whole thing is y'all keep giving people the attention they're looking for.
Why? You know who needs some attention?
Do you know who really needs some attention right now? Gavin Newsome needs some attention right now. Gavin Newsome needs some attention. Um oh um wide mouth Karen Bass needs some attention right now.
Uh, I don't know. Are y'all paying attention um to that those race th that race that Maroral race in uh in um LA Spencer Pratt uh who's famous for being on the hills. He is running for mayor. And y'all just y'all y'all got to see this. Hold on. Let me let me pull these up for you real quick.
>> Former reality TV star Spencer Pratt is hoping the power of AI will help him win the LA mayor's race.
>> And CBSLA political reporter Tom Wade has a look at the controversial campaign ads that are drawing strong reaction.
>> Spencer Pratt with a new AI generated ad recasting the mayoral race with a new hero and a new villain. As long as they don't have any hope, the city's ours.
>> It's one in a series of AI ads Pratt is promoting on social media where he has a massive following.
>> Welcome to the new age of campaigns.
>> Rob Stzman is a campaign strategist and was former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's deputy chief of staff for communications.
>> This is going to be the debate about AI.
Is it fair to depict people like that?
Tough question. It may be offending some voters. Uh, and then it just also may be wildly entertaining others.
>> I can do whatever I want. I'm the landlord.
>> LA city councilwoman Nithia Ramen's campaign says they're using real actors in their ads. Ramen is trying to make affordable housing her signature issue in the campaign.
>> When my city is threatened, I will fight.
>> LA Mayor Karen Bass also taking a more conventional approach. As a political strategist, I say do the fundamentals, old time proven methodology first and foremost, and then if you have space and you have money, then try some things outside the box just to reach out to those who probably don't vote on the usual basis.
>> Pratt's deep dive into AI ads is generating a lot of attention for him.
There's also a question of potential backlash in a city where AI is seen as a threat to many in the film industry. The risk could also pay off, especially with younger voters. If you're a 19year-old college student, you find that amusing.
And since you probably don't know the intricacies of running a budget, it that's going to make more of an effect than it is to a 50year-old who works at a company and runs P&L budgets.
>> If you're the mayor, you want to act like the mayor, especially when one of the questions in in this campaign is, are you suited to be mayor? Um, and were you on the job as mayor when the city had a crisis? So, I think you'll see Bass continue to project there's more, >> you know, a maroral air about her.
>> Whether the mayoral candidates will appear together in real life on a debate stage again before the June primary appears unlikely. There was a Wednesday debate scheduled, but all of the top polling candidates either have dropped out or declined the invitation.
Reporting from the newsroom, I'm Tom Wait, CBS LA.
>> All right, so I'm just curious as to what you think of uh Spencer Pratt running for uh running for mayor and what's happening. I'm really curious to know what your take is. Um, but yeah, I can't I can't stand any of these folks out here fight. You took the words right out of my mouth, Kit Cash. I can't stand nobody fighting for illegals when black people ain't getting them rights. I'm sorry. That to me is crazy.
Zippity Dudah says, Zippity Dooah says, "If uh the Terminator can be governor of California, then Spencer Pratt can be mayor of LA." That that's my thought process. And quite frankly, he seems to have some sense about him because here's the argument you can't dispute.
While Spencer Pratt's home was burning, the mayor of Los Angeles was over in Ghana at a cocktail party.
WHAT'S GIVING IT AWAY?
Lot of tether mouth happening. And I don't even know if she's a tether, but she's tether adjacent cuz she flew all the way to Ghana and left her people burning.
I mean, I know horse to do. Never mind.
Um, yeah, man.
Let's see here. Um, Art says, "None of them need it, but yes, we need to see and hear how they all playing in our face again." Gavin saying, "Trans stay out of women's sports now. AOC going to black churches." Um, talk uh talking reps like uh like she reps for black like Kamla. Listen, that was I don't know if y'all saw that, but that was ridiculous. Let me see if I can pull that up for y'all because AOC was out here bugged out.
Let me see if I can find it for y'all because it was really bad and it was cringey. I don't know if y'all saw how cringey it was, but Oh. Oh, she put it up herself. Oh, I love it when they do that. I love it when you call me big popper.
Lord Jesus. No. And and I'm sorry. This mushmouth milk dud looking um socalled um whatever the hell he is. That's not what I was trying to do. Oh, he he's such a mushmouth.
I can't stand him. Um Waro. I cannot stand Waro as far as I can throw him.
And this bro swear she fine. She not >> Evan welcomes you.
>> He's so happy to have her ass.
>> Okaziocortez, born in the Bronx when I lived in New York.
>> Y you know, he can't even say Okasio Cortez. He He can't say it. He He can barely read. This man is a [ __ ] I'm sorry, but but he is. I I can't. Um, Kit Cash, why are you like this and you ain't even a member? Said AOC, do that Peruvian flake look with her eyeballs. I hate you so much. I hate you so much.
Oh. Oh, cold crush. We about to run it.
We about to run it. Oh yeah. NO, NO. SHE WASOOP. Ladies and gentlemen, you ain't never lied. is in fact a cringe alert.
Do they still call it the boogie down?
It was the boogie down. Bronx, it's the BX. Oh, [ __ ] >> She graduated from Boston University.
She was an intern. This man is a black guy whose mother had to have been a sloth.
She graduated from She was a intern for Senator Kennedy and she Why are these Democrats all so sleepy?
>> For Senator Ted Kennedy. You all know who she is. She's a national voice of conscience.
Come on up. Say hello to the congregation. Congresswoman Alexandria Okasia Cortez. Would you welcome my friend?
Now she's about to see she about to get real black. She about to start putting some stuff together. I just want to let y'all know she going to start putting some stuff together.
Listen, she about to start putting some stuff together. Watch. Watch how she starts um pulling from every single sound bite she could find. Y'all ready? Here we go.
>> Good to see you. Good to see you. Good to see you.
>> Thank you.
>> I'm gonna give her a moment to say hello to the Ebenezer Church.
>> Of course. Thank you so much, Reverend.
Thank you all so much. Happy Sunday.
Happy Mother's Day. Um, I I just came today to be in beloved community with you all.
>> I've never heard as long as I've been black and I've been black for almost five decades now. I've never heard anybody say, "I want to be in beloved community with you all."
>> And we let uh the reverend know. And he so graciously sent a message this morning and said, "Would you like to address the church?" And I said, "Me?"
But uh good morning everyone and and thank you again uh Reverend Waro for your leadership to the pastors, the deacons, the mother.
>> Okay, stop right here. She's mid at best.
She's mid. She is not fine.
She is average at best.
I done seen cigar girls in Little Havana that smoke this broad. I done seen th pockets in in in the Bronx that smoked this broad.
She is not fine. Sorry. She is mid at best. And that's on a good day. And you know she wore a purple suit cuz you know negroes love purple >> of this church.
>> If this flip every time she flip her hair, take a drink. New drinking game.
Let's go.
>> Especially on Mother's Day. Thank you for welcoming me. I don't take lightly where we're standing and and sitting here today.
And I know how meaningful it is to be invited to be in community together.
And I don't take lightly the peril that we are facing just one week after the Voting Rights Act was gutted.
>> No, it wasn't.
You can't make a district that's 300 miles long because you want to put all the black people in one place. That's corny as hell. That's not how this works because the people who are in Knoxville don't have the same needs as the people who are in Nashville. Let's keep going.
>> And in the days since, we have learned why the Voting Rights Act existed.
>> She warming up now. She about to get real black. She about to go straight up uh what's my name?
She about to go Jack Carlo and she gonna go blacker.
>> The maps in Tennessee and Louisiana across this country as the Supreme Court to the Reverend Point in Virginia overturned the maps 10 to1 to literally draw black Americans out of power.
We are living >> in terrifying times, >> but we are people of faith, >> about the only clap she going to get.
But my question to y'all is, who is we?
Who is we? What's up? Why does her Why does her suit look like it's covered in Barney Jizz?
I'm just asking why does it look like something Grimace wiped his ass with?
Like, is that suit made of 100% grape ape ass? I'm trying to understand.
Anyway, and our faith is the foundation that gives us the courage to fight >> in the face of overwhelming odds.
like Deborah.
>> Now she going to start preaching from judges because she heard this someplace or her speech writer heard it someplace and decided to write it. But okay.
>> Who rose as a judge in a time of cruel kings and said, "I will go like Daniel who stood firm IN THE COURT OF A BLASPHEMOUS king and declared there is a God in heaven.
AND LIKE DR. KING, >> baptized in this church on this hollow ground, who believed in the audacious idea that maybe this country could maybe live up to the promises we made in our founding documents.
I'm here today, brother.
>> I almost spit my coffee out.
It's like a tribe called Quest. You got to say the whole thing. Pimp in >> brothers and sisters with a simple message.
We stand together >> and we are not going back.
>> It's true.
What happens to Florida happens to New York. What happens to Tennessee happens to California? What happens to Louisiana happens to all of us, Ebenezer, because this is America.
We are not divided by state. We are united by our humanity and common citizenship.
>> And I have a dream. I have a dream that Puerto RICAN WOMEN WHO DECIDE THAT THEY WANT TO STOP BARTENDING TENDING bar making red snapper kamicazi long island iced te's will stand in the ebony Baptist church and say a whole bunch of ignorant negro word salad to a bunch of old people. Now real quick I want to direct your attention to this woman right here in the front pew.
How many ham hawks do you think it took to make them cankles?
I just want to know how many Do y'all see these super cankles?
Her blood pressure is over 9,000.
She might as well be in Dragon Ball Z.
See, maybe she should eat some of bathtub greens because let's face it, nobody's eating them. But my god, she look like she about to kill over. But she got that hat on. That hat on tight.
But that pressure, them cankles and them them little kitten heels she got on is crying out for mercy >> because no man can grant us our humanity. No law can erase it. No king, NO SYSTEM AND NO PRESIDENT CAN STRIP IT away Ebenezer because IT IS NOT GIVEN by man. IT IS ORDAINED BY GOD. Thank you Ebenezer Church and happy Mother's Day. Praise God.
Let Let me tell y'all something.
That was a hot bean and rice mess.
Yes, it was. Somebody stupid wrote that.
That's who wrote that. reading from that prepared statement that she thought she ate.
I'm sorry. I don't have no idea if she's Christian. It's like they all do the same pander dance. It's like they go out of their way to pander. Don't forget memberships are available for you. Also, super chats are available for you. FP2 says she ain't even got no cake.
No. No. She's definitely gluten-free.
Some people like she's so fine. She is not.
She's mid.
Zippity crazy big Pat. Did I lie? Them was super cankles. The themm was saying level kinkkles. She worked out for those cankles.
Them is some piccolo Vegeta. IT'S OVER 9,000 POUNDS CANKLES.
That lady's cankles was crazy.
No. Not since the FBI said it's okay.
And I'm not talking about the Federal Bureau of Investigations. DB Smooth says, "Isn't it blasphemous to bring politicians to the pulp pit? Not for these negro preachers who are being paid and when the negro preacher happens to be a politician himself who um beat Hershel Walker."
Yeah. Y'all didn't want the NFL Hall of Famer. Y'all got the baldheaded Gordon from Sesame Street Teu version running around. We got the uh She from They still call it the Boogie Down. Do they still calls it the boogie down, Miss Okotas?
I just want to know if and they still call it the boogie down. Ma'am, is it the bot boogie down Bronx? Is that is you is you from the same block that Mr. Jenny from in the church.
Ro said, why is a woman in pants? She's in pawns and they loose pants, too. them pants is loose.
Speaking of God, first, she's not ordained to speak. God didn't say a woman supposed to preach or speak.
Secondly, she's a satanic me. That's a strong opinion. You are entitled to it.
Zip would have put a million dollars in the donation play. Something wrong with you, man. There's something wrong with you. Yo, Fu said, "I I grew up in the East, Spanish Harlem, and I live in the Bronx.
She's whack. She's literally 3.5."
THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.
She's literally a Cleveland 3.
And that's what I'll be saying, bro. I would be so rich. I'll be so rich, cold crush. He said, "I'm not a jacked up person. It's so easy to fool our folks with a word salad and make money off them. We got to do better." That's all I'm saying. That's why I taught y'all the way I talked to y'all because I refuse cuz I need to sleep well at night. I can't even do that. And she'll never mumble the word God when you sit up here talking about tax the rich and you know there's all different types of people and birthing people and whatever nonsense she said.
Yeah, she's below. She was beneath mid.
I was trying to be I was trying to be kind.
Yet those churches are receiving their 501c3 from the people. Yeah, absolutely.
They are nonprofits. That's why they take all that money. And nonprofit doesn't mean they don't make money. The CEO of the United Way makes millions.
The CEO of the Red Cross makes millions.
The CEO of the Boys and Girls Club makes millions. You can look this up yourself.
But what she was doing was what I call the Democrat [ __ ] twostep.
It's the Democrat [ __ ] tomb. And by [ __ ] I mean kooky, emotional, weak negroes. That's what they do.
And nobody cares. But see, y'all keep letting them do it. And so they keep doubling down to see how far they can take it. See, y'all need a reminder.
That's okay. Uncle Dave got your reminder for you. Here it is. Look at your girl. Look, look, look at Killery.
See, all they need is a pants suit. And then why is she always dressed like Dr. Evil had a baby with Michael Jackson?
Look at this. Look. Come look at this.
my friends.
>> Oh. Uh oh. Do you see the big arm flourish? Y'all see the big arm flourish? Let's keep going.
>> We have a march to finish.
>> I will be reintroducing the Count Every Vote Act to ensure that every voter is given the opportunity to vote, that every vote is counted, and each voter is given the chance to verify his or her vote before it is cast and made permanent.
We have to stay awake.
>> We have to stay awake now. We ought to stay woke. We have to stay awake. Is Freddy Krueger coming for you?
I hate you so much right now. The Iceman says she dresses like Benny Hinn.
For those of you who don't know who Benny Hinn is, Benny Hinn is a uh preacher. He's an Indian preacher. And um here's how Benny Hinn dresses for those of you who have not seen this. Let me let me let me put it up for y'all.
So this is Hillary. Y'all see Hillary's outfit, right? This is Benny Hen.
That's why that's so damn funny. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It just is what it is.
But let let's keep going.
We have a march to finish.
>> On this Lord's day, let us say with one voice the words of James Cleveland's great freedom hymn.
>> I don't feel no ways tired.
I come too far from where I started from. Nobody told me that the road would be easy.
I don't believe he brought me this far to leave me.
>> But you're lost.
So he did bring you this far to leave you. You lost. You lost bad, Hill. You lost bad. First you lost your husband in the oral, I'm sorry, Oval Office.
Then you lost the presidency. Not once, but twice.
Cuz don't nobody believe you. Hill, don't nobody respect you. Hill talking about Margaret Sanger as your hero, man. If you don't sit down someplace, I don't feel no ways tired.
I feel several ways tired behind your ignant ass.
>> And we know >> big hand flurry. She's about to bring it home, y'all.
>> We know.
Do we know if we finish this march what awaits us? St. Paul told us in the letter to the Galatians, "Let us not grow weary in doing good.
For in due season we shall reap if we do not lose heart. The brave men and women of Bloody Sunday did not lose heart."
>> Did y'all see that? Let me stop this.
Did y'all see that? You see You see what she did?
You y'all see what she did? She went and invoked the uh Bloody Sunday, which is talking about the massacre on the Edmond Pettis Bridge just like Kamla started talking that whole nonsensical BS.
I'm trying to find it so we ain't got to sit through the whole thing. We We know what happened on the Edmond Bennett Bridge.
I'm so sick of these folks and all they do.
Monae says, "Thanks for the live. Very provocative title and very informative amount. I appreciate y'all." But the Boule keep playing. The boule keep playing and the boule's mad because we didn't vote 95% for Hillary. Why would we? So we can watch Roland Martin do the only Catholics refer to him as St. Paul.
Only Catholics and Lutheran refer to him as St. Paul.
Paul, formerly Saul of Tarsus, wrote 75% of the New Testament. and we not reminded when when when Paul sent the letter to Galatians and he said it's so bad.
Democrats lead with fear because if you lead with fear, you don't have to worry about giving anybody a policy.
If you tell them that this is the time where they're going to enslave you or they're going to deport you or they're coming for you or they're taking your civil rights. Now, the Voting Right Acts got gutted. That means that we can't vote. So if we can't vote, why are you telling everybody to vote for you? Do you see how stupid that sounds?
I'm trying to understand.
Oh, you're right. I forgot the hot sauce line. Thank you.
As I told Charlamagne to his face like um No. And she was so proud of this THAT SHE PUT IT up on her own website.
But I'mma go ahead and I'mma go ahead and play this for y'all. Hold on. Let me let me uh let me share my screen cuz y'all y'all need to see this. Here we go.
And boom.
>> No more questions. They said no. She has to go.
>> What's What's something that you always carry with you?
>> Hot sauce.
>> Really? You >> Yeah. Really, >> are you getting information right now?
>> Pandering. Just so happy to be in the room. So happy to be in the room.
Butterisoft in the middle. Sweet for the room.
Just so happy to be in the room.
Look at this white adjacency.
Look at it. Look at the ring wrist. Are you getting in formation right now? Your hot sauce in my back swag.
Hot sauce in my bag, swag.
Leonard, where Dr. Umar at? He needs 50,000 lashes for this, brother.
>> Hot sauce.
>> Really?
>> Yes. Now, >> notice notice nobody, and I do mean nobody, nobody asked her to pull out her purse and show us what brand of hot sauce she has. They didn't grill her on the hot sauce. My whole thing is, if you going to say it, I want to hold you to it. But this is exactly why when I told Charlemagne he is uh the Martin Luther King Vernon John's because he'll take it far enough but he ain't going to take it to hell. I'm going to take you to hell respectfully. Let's keep going.
>> I just want you to know people are going to see this and say okay she's pandering the black people.
>> Okay. Is it working?
>> Yes.
>> And he said yes. Did y'all hear that?
Listen.
She wasn't even mad. And she said, "Okay, is it working?" Listen, let's let's put the captions up. Let's put the captions up.
>> Is it working?
>> Yeah.
>> Disgusting.
Disgusting.
But that's what they do cuz y'all keep allowing it and somebody say something, y'all get mad. Is it working?
I'll be chill.
Say Q. Carl Thomas, I knew you when I had a friend very deeply. But a biscuit could somehow got loose. Started thinking for themselves. Thought we was going to win, but we got put on the shelf.
What's a [ __ ] to do when they just can't vote no more?
Hilarious. Not emotional. That's hilarious.
That is insane.
And that's exactly why she lost.
What up, Terry?
Good to see you. What's happening?
Yo, Greg, I ain't got no choice but to keep it real, sir. Thanks for keeping it real, David. I got no choice. Like, this is absolutely disgusting. See, but that's the thing, y'all.
I hate you so much. Disco kryptonite.
You better think a YouTube member said PM Dor said that's the way it goes. I guess maybe you send me. No, that was the jam. Set a drift of memory bliss.
Them brothers was weird looking, but they can sing.
All they do is pander.
Kit Kat says Charlamagne need to bring Tariq, you and Rezo on the show instead of Umar and fake Cheyenne Bryant. It won't happen. I was on the show. They ban the episode cuz I was talking solutions and I was talking about the fact that Planned Parenthood sent some paid negro women up there to tell everybody that they've changed that uh Jamal Bryant was pandering for this Target fast that DL Hugley is yelling from a gated community. See, you don't want somebody like me who now not only is the part, but I look the part. See, it was cool when I was 500 pounds and they had to give me the wide chair and I had to like adjust myself, you know? Now I'm under 200 pounds. I look good. I smell good. I feel good.
I'm I I done got some I done got some um some platinum in my beard.
I done did some things. Yeah. No.
Oh, listen. What's on shield music too?
Albby Chill LS. uh is here says she's supposed to be slapped and backhanded for that display of pandering with the same hand. I agree.
Yo, if y'all want to ever give me something that is not a super chat, a cash app, or a zel, you can always feel free to get your boy a Waw Wa gift card. One of these days, Waw Wa is going to sponsor me. I don't know when that day is coming.
Somebody say, "Yo, beans and rice mess is wild as I say what I said."
Ron Garland said, "Keep preaching, brother. My grandmother said the truth will always stand when the world is on fire." That's the issue with the world today. People's feelings mean more to them than the reality. Absolutely. Yep.
No, people forget about that whole super predator thing. Um, I'm going tell y'all this, man. I would really love it if y'all to get the super chats up. And I do want to talk to you about something that I think is extremely important.
A lot of things actually. The first thing I want to talk to y'all about is of course your um your credit, you know, and to me it's extremely important for y'all to get uh get your credit together because a lot of y'all when y'all come to me for coaching or marketing ideas, things of that nature, y'all don't have y'all stuff together. And one of the reasons y'all don't have your stuff together is because your credit's not right. So, Cold Crush, I'm about to get to you. I'm about to get to you, homie. So, I want to remind y'all at my about my people over at mycreditscrub.comdave, right? You you go to the site or you can call the number, you're going to get priority access and they're going to help you break down your particular situation. It ain't going to be no nonsensical, no oneizefits-all situation, custom tailored to what it is that you're doing. You're going to get priority handling. You're going to get a breakdown of your situation. you'll get 10% off the company's flat rates. And I've got five more spots left that if you sign up, I'm going to zap you a $100 out of my own pocket because I want to help you get to where you need to be.
All you got to do is Tom Dave the business bully sent you that. You heard it on the Dave Anderson Morning News Show and you can go there, of course, the number 773098647 or you can go to mycreditscrub.comdave.
now. But yeah, if y'all ever want to get me anything.
Wait, uh, Disco Kryptonite said, "Hold up. Is that the million-dollar belt behind you?" Yes, it is. It's Ted Debbiosi's million dollar belt. Yes, one of them. Absolutely. Uh, Ted Debbiosi is a buddy of mine. Uh, we both focus on uh ending recidivism in prison, especially for black inmates, because that is a huge, huge problem. So, we teach entrepreneurship, we talk about uh the beauty of God, things of that nature.
And that is in fact the million-dollar title. And when I was a kid, like I love Ted Debbiosi, but I hated Ted Debiosi because of that little kid that was supposed to bounce the ball 15 times and he um at at the 15th time he made Virgil kick the ball out from under him.
I always felt like I was that little boy. And I I said, "One of these days, I'm gonna get that million-dollar championship." And it was gifted to me.
So, you know, that that's why I'm really big on the power of affirmation, you know, and even my like even my friends be like, "Yeah, DBI da cuz you know, we done did some things. Praise God. We're still doing some things, you But um aside from all of that, I want to I want to talk to you guys about um the importance of getting some things out.
How many people in here are actual business owners?
I'm just curious if you're an actual business owner, you know, and you've got a product or service. I definitely want to make sure that we uh we get y'all up in here and we talk about it. Um because to me it's extremely important you know so y'all got to let me know.
Y'all got to let me know. I'm looking for business owners. I know a lot of y'all are business owners. Just let me know in the comments. I see a lot of y'all up in here. Not showotional.
Show motional was wild work.
Y'all know y'all see one of these.
We got ourselves a new ID envelope.
Chill motional. That's wild work, y'all. That is wild work. Um, yeah. Now I can put them kempo crowd mau paws on them, too. Yes.
Hey, Iceman said, "I am in need of some seasonings for my kitchen, brother. Do you know where I can get some?" Yes, I do. Dad's blend. You go to daddyblend.com. That's d a d i a sb blend n d.com. Matter of fact, they are linked in the description. If you want seasonings for vegetables, beef, or chicken, Diaz blends where you need to go. It's a mix of American and African spices. Phenomenal. I don't even like sweet peas. I put some Dia's Blend vegetable seasoning on my sweet peas, man. Eat them up. Even my kid, and she's a pick. She's got autism, so she's a super picky eater. You know, if the if the diet isn't pizza, nut, dino nuggies, or butter noodles, it ain't going down, but she'll eat the vegetables if you put some of that Diaz blend on it. So, go to diazblend.com. Tell him Dave Anderson the businessy sent you. Thank you so much. I appreciate that. Cole Couture Leotards, what up?
want to thank a YouTube member. But yeah, you ever want to get me something?
You get me a Waw Wa gift certificate. I will be your best friend. That is hilarious.
I'm trying to get all the chats up here.
Yep. Every foundational black American is a leader. Absolutely. But no, affirmation is real.
It's extremely important. You know, I I listen, I saw this version of me in the mirror when I was 500 lb. I always like I always saw me looking like this. So when I would see pictures or even when I go back now and I look at pictures and videos, I was like, I don't even Who put the fat filter on all these pictures?
You did. That was no filter. You was just fat, you know.
Um, are there any vitamins I can take with my sittings flavored meals? Yes, you can take some vitamin energy.
Vitamin energy right now. It is linked in the description.
This is what happens when people know you got AUDHD.
Just go help Vitamin Energy. You can go ahead and uh get that link in the description also in my bio.
That is vitaminenergy.com.
Of course, the code is linked in the description because I do believe it is David.
Hold on. I'm pull it up for you. Why?
Because I don't know it off the top of my head. Cuz it's not memorable. I ain't do it. But that's what they did. Uh-huh.
Yeah, David 0747 vitamineny.comdavid0747 diusblend.comvitaminerggery.com and of course mycreditscrub.com/david.
But if you've got a business and you've got um you got some products or services you want me to review, we're definitely going to make that happen for you. So, I definitely appreciate that. Um, yeah, I know you got a social media platform. I'm waiting on you to cut the check. Iceman said, "I got you." Um, Black Wall Street says, "I I take this is about the uh Netflix special." Yeah, we was talking about the Netflix special.
Yes, indeed.
Got the book yesterday, up your business. All right. Love that. Love that.
Uh, Couture Leotar says, "I'm my own business and my product or service is staying out of other folks business."
Hilarious.
Nola says, "Democrats have lost their mind. Everybody keeps saying we'll BE BACK IN SLAVERY." WHERE CAN Y'ALL DID Y'ALL GET YOUR DONALD TRUMP CHANGE YET?
HAVE Y'ALL gotten an invitation to the Donald Trump gas chamber yet? Have you figured out which kind of which cotton plantation they are shipping you to?
Have the cotton picking plantation buses pulled up in your neighborhood like the Mr. Softy truck? I'm trying to understand. And why do people keep falling for this?
Uh, I'm building Crush Media AI, helping creators, DJs, podcasters, and brands turn scattered ideas into AI powered offers, workflows, and mentorship membership hubs. Early stage, active and open to feedback. Listen, let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. There's a bunch of stuff that we have, right, which I think is going to be amazing and I'm super excited about it because the show is growing exponentially. We're averaging about 2,000 new subscribers a week.
We started at zero and we're at 27,000 strong. Now, all of y'all don't watch it once. A lot of y'all watch replay or whatever, but you guys are really taking off. And so if you have a business, what I'm doing right now is I'm offering an opportunity to sponsor, right? So if you want your product review, right? If you want um if you have a brand, a book, a business, a product, a service, an event, a campaign, and you want to get in front of my audience, DM me. damn sponsor in all caps. We got sponsor spots, product reviews, paid interviews, and founding partner packages available. I'mma tell y'all, I'm about to start acting brand new, and so are the prices. So, I want y'all to get in on the ground floor because you guys are my founding y'all my found. But if you have a product or service, now's the time to make it happen. DM me damn sponsor. You can do it on Instagram or you can always email me directly and put in the subject line uh damn sponsor.
It is really that simple. Put it in the product or put it in the product line.
Damn sponsor.
Just like that. Yeah.
Yeah. Damn sponsor. Email me davebusbullyshow.com.
Davebusbullyshow.com.
Be ready to cut the check, but we going to make it happen. Now, Nola has an interesting question. What up, Mike?
Mike Ed, what happening? What happening?
We got over 200 people watching right now live. Can you just hit the like? It is free. Can you hit the subscribe button? It is free. It helps the algorithm and it and pushes us out. And for those of you who are watching on a replay, can you hype a brother up? Can y'all hit that hype button? We're trying to make it happen. Nola East504 says, "Hey Dave, Democrats and mainly DL Hug Biscuit says uh are now asking black athletes in the SEC schools to boycott by walking away from the school and the millions they make to send a message." Did Hugley walk away from his millions?
Did Dio Hugley walk away from his millions like he walked away from his daughter when his daughter came to him and told him that his friend had done something to her a little strange?
I said it.
That dude looks like the makeup that they put on Jafar Jackson for Thriller.
Don't tell the black what the block should do. From a million dollar view.
That's all he does is talk from the microphone.
Why are y'all listen and I said this on the Breakfast Club. Why y'all listening to DL Hugley?
Can somebody make it make sense for me?
Why in the world would anybody listen to this dude? This dude is a clown.
That's why he looked like a zombie cuz he sold his soul decades ago. Thank you, DB Smooth.
Why would you listen to somebody that's rich telling you to walk away from your money? Has he walked away from Reach Media?
Has he done that?
Has he walked away from Urban One? Has he done that? Has he walked away from his sponsors? Has he done that? But he got time to tell tell athletes who are just trying to get to the league that they need to boycott. What have you boycotted, sir?
Other than your sense of decorum, other than using your microphone as a megaphone for BS, what have you boycotted?
You haven't donated your paycheck to improving black neighborhoods that you no longer live in because you live in a white gated community.
Everywhere you go, you got security.
Why would anybody listen to it?
Why didn't you boycott your homie when he touched your daughter? Sir, Iceman said, "Beat me to it, Dave. Won't walk away from his child's s predator, but wants young black men and women to walk away from potential generational wealth." Got to hear. Absolutely.
F you. I'm not even going to read that.
Y'all can read it.
I I don't understand.
I hate these.
Oh, now that's one chillionaire mindset.
Oh, that's going that's going on show music, too.
I wrote a song this morning, y'all, called [ __ ] I'm Him.
But if y'all want to sponsor SH music, too, we got that open for you, too. I need support in order to continue to do this show and make things happen. I'm not a multi-millionaire like DL Hugley.
I'm not I'm not sitting back, you know, with $10,000 microphones, you know. So, the only way I make it and continue to do this show full-time, which I've committed to doing five days a week, is with your help, with your sponsorship, and being there to support. So, I really appreciate that. More Thread says, "Good to know. I'm currently monetizing creating products for my brand. and I follow you on my main page and your Dave Anderson IG page uh follows my backup page. I like what you stand for, King. I appreciate that. Hopefully, you'll be able to support. But no, I I think Mindset has to be one.
I'm writing it. I'm halfway finished with Simple Simon.
Simple Simon. Simple Simon. Yes, those mics cost 10K. You got to remember, I grew up in the broadcast industry.
professional um studio mics, especially with the compression that they have on them, you know, can be anywhere from 3 to 10,000 depending on, you know, the company and what they choose to do.
Yeah.
Show your back music.
Yes.
Wrote a song about it like here it goes.
I'm so sick of these folks, man.
It don't make no sense. It don't make no sense. Uh let's see here. Somewhere visually TV says the new slavery is the IRS taxes rent gouging spikes pushing droves into certain areas they knew they would go to and the tech industry gripped the job market. New age playing like no man in a home. That's what they do.
A lot of people forgot Dio was the one who called Kamla not black. He started saying he started everyone saying that she's not black. But guess what? But but but uh and then I did my research and and I I I I can admit I was wrong. No, you you can admit you were paid.
You can admit you sold out. You can admit you're a shill. You can admit that you love your massa and your massa made sure that you want to keep talking on this here microphone. What you ain't going to do is go against Kama Lama ding-dong.
Now Kamla's mama is South Indian.
Kamla's mama is South Indian. I feel like Dr. Kamla's mama is South Indian.
Mindy Kaling is South Indian. Mindy Killing's brother who shaved his hair down with a one guard and got himself a lineup so that he could pretend to be black.
So he could pretend to be black.
got a medical school scholarship that was supposed to be for a black kid.
So, the same type of Indian has a habit of cosplaying as black. But when we point out the fact that she's cosplaying as black when she's talking about we know the pain of what happened on the Edmond Pettis BRIDGE, YOU DON'T EVEN IF you even if you are QUOTE UNQUOTE BLACK, Y'ALL MAD, HUH? You're not no foundational black American. I ain't seen no Jamaicans on Bloody Sunday.
DID Y'ALL SEE THE JAMAICANS ON BLOODY SUNDAY?
YO, that is a Gen X deep cut right there. He said DL look like the great Gary Gnu. And no GNU is good GNU.
That is some Gen X stuff. If you don't know, you just don't know.
Dio Hugley is always a mean comic, says BJ Williams. He would pick someone to attack in a very mean way. I remember his career. Oh, absolutely he did. I used to call him a snap comedian because that's all he would do when when he used to host comic view on BET. He would just go out into the audience and you could call that crowd work, but I think it's just more of insult work. He just looking at people and insulting them.
But my whole thing is he's he's he's got a little man syndrome. He's a tiny little man. And nothing to me as a black father of daughter says [ __ ] assness more than you allowing your daughter to feel like you're not a safe space when she comes to you and says hey your friend did this and your answer is something along the lines of oh well I liked him too much I couldn't believe that he would do something like that.
Something along those lines is what he said. Let me see. Let's find out.
I'm sorry, but like I don't know why people get mad at the truth.
I really don't know.
But yeah, because he he got mad at Mo'Nique for exposing it. I I call that Mon'nique doing God's work. Yes, baby.
This is EUR web. This is a few years ago in case y'all wasn't familiar. DL Hugley's daughter, Ryan Nicole Shepard, has clapped back at Mo'Nique amid the comedian's online feud with Ryan's dad.
In case you missed it, Mo'Nique and uh Hugley erupted in a war of words on social media last week over a contract dispute related to their stand-up show last month at the Fox in Detroit. Amid their back and forth, Mo posted a video of Hugley admitting that his daughter that when his daughter, not Ryan, told him that she was uh essayed by one of his male friends, he initially didn't believe her. It's a fact.
It's a fact. I'm sorry. It's a fact.
Look, look at this man. You can't he You can't tell me he don't look like he just got out the makeup chair to be zombie number three in a walking dead.
What is going on? And sir, why you gonna dye all of this and then leave this like this? This does not make you look younger. He looks like my dead grandmother's leather couch.
He does.
DL ain't no way. I know you. Let me stop this show. Let me stop this show. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
>> Danielle Manning with the $499.99 super chat. Madam, hilarious. Lol. Love you, bro, for supporting the show. Be blessed, brother Dave. Thank $500 super chat, y'all.
Thank you. Now that's supporting the show. You obviously are today's big sponsor.
Thank you so much. Damn. Literally.
Thank you. I'm going to get me a bigger Waw Wa T.
That's how you show support.
Let's go.
you art. Art like let's watch Dave's reaction. Yeah, I wasn't expect I'm flowing. I'm flowing and I saw something.
Hold up. Wait.
LISTEN FACE. WHY Y'ALL GRIND ME up like this? I swear y'all like my f I really want a hat late this summer. Maybe like August.
I would love for us to do like a barbecue or a meet up someplace so we can just bug out and have a good time, man. Yo. Um. Yeah, Iceman said, "My brother crush, you need to check your super chat mail immediately."
Yo, that that was a big one. You don't find that suspicious? You don't find that suspicious, man? Listen, look at you. Jeffrey said, "Got your book, The Real Black Agenda. Great read, by the way." Absolutely. Let me know what your takeaways are. Thank you so much for being here, man. We are growing. That's what I'm talking about.
Shout out to my super chat sponsor, LFG.
I need some LFG shirts. Y'all know I'm working on something really special for y'all.
Blackjack said, "Been waiting on that look from day when you saw." Listen, the last time I saw somebody get a $500 super chat, he was trying to buy something that he couldn't afford because it it was it money just Never mind. I'm just mind my black ass [ __ ] I ain't going to say nothing else. Yeah.
Yeah. She damn sure the week sponsor at this point. I don't see nobody beating that this week. I don't see nobody beating a $499.99 super chat unless you have one more penny to it. Yeah. No, I think I think Danielle Manning is is for the win. That That's for the win right there. Hell yeah. Listen, Danielle Manning did her big one on that one, right? That was crazy.
Oh, Jay, why you got to be the one to come in here and piss in people's cheerles? Y'all know that didn't come from Israel? Stop that.
No, that's that's that's that's good.
Yo, like I'm trying to tell you, I feel like the cookout needs to I think the cookout needs to happen live or I said if you come to Tampa Oh, no.
Listen, the messy conser this is her home. She can come She can come here anytime she wants. That is my friend. If y'all didn't like the way like she and her husband show up for me and my family. Listen, I don't think I'd be here if it wasn't for her. So, let let that let that sink in. Like a little kickback, like a cookout kickback type situation. We have some spades. We We play dominoes. Um, now I'mma tell y'all this. If Ma comes, Ma, I know you still watching. I know you still watching. I see you. If Ma comes and she come with that green bean casserole, you have my full permission to call her a tether. If she shows up with that nasty ass green bean casserole, you have my full permission to give her all the tether business. I mean, I want y'all to do y'all super best Dave Tariq Nasheed anti-tether on her if she shows up with that tired ass casserole.
That's it. Yo, Ells said, "Big dummy is funky af." You big dummy.
Bright light still looking bay.
I'm afraid to had a barbecue at the plateau in Philly cuz that's where everybody go. No, not no more. The plateau got some got some fiends. The plateau got some um unhoused and unwashed.
We don't nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
Nope. Nope. Nope. He said Israel.
Listen.
Listen. Y'all y'all can't make me hate Ma for nothing at all.
Who Who uh who's softing? Who's all chewing?
Sugar Shane said Mika might put raisins. First of all, black people, we don't Okay, two things black people do not do by and large, unless you outlier or you trying to cuddle up to the white folks.
Respectfully, black people do not wash their greens in the tub. And one a they do not season their greens with bacon.
They also do not eat green bean casserole with or without the raisins.
Oh my god.
Ma probably got avocado in her macaroni salad. That's diabolical.
That's diabolical.
By the way, when y'all come in here being disrespectful, I'm not even going to acknowledge you. I'm just going to boot you. I'm not even going to miss you.
Yo, Art said, "I'll show up with the best birya tacos you ever had. Just let me know if you like goat." I am the goat herder. I don't really eat goat. I'm more of a beef guy. More of more of a beef guy. I beg your pardon. Y'all are hilarious today.
I don't know. Uh I'm thinking someplace like maybe Atlanta. Uh maybe DC.
I don't necessarily want to have it in Philly, even though Philly would be the most convenient for me. I want it to kind of be someplace warm and funny. Uh and um No, it's not. No, it's not. Matter of fact, we we going to end this right now cuz what we ain't going to do is have this conversation in a um we we going to have this conversation uh we're not going to have this conversation in a vacuum. I I got to call for backup.
Let let me call for backup right now.
Let me see if I can get him. I might not be able to get him right now. No, we gonna have this conversation right now.
We we we going to have this conversation. Not now, but right now.
>> What's up, dude?
>> Yo, I'm chilling, bro. I got a quick question for you, man. I'm sitting here with the family and um your your wife is disrespecting my chat right now and she bro she's she's saying and I I need to know I need I'm not trying to put your marriage on the line and I don't mean no disrespect but I got to know the family is asking me because your wife just fixed her uh non-negro lips to say that her green bean casserole is good >> two questions number one as a black man have you eaten it and too. Would you recommend it?
>> Tell you how cooking is from the scale of one to 10, but I don't want to put on blast right now.
>> Listen, you said enough. But okay, overall her cooking is good though, right?
>> Bougie, man. Bougie girls don't like to cook.
>> SHE'S A PRINCESS.
SO, HAVE YOU bought ha have have you bought just I'm I'm curious. Has your family >> has your has your family seen and or tasted said green bean casserole?
>> No. No. No. Never. We won't we won't touch it, man. We won't touch it.
>> That's all I'm saying. She talking about it's good. She She seems to be the only one who's eating it, bro. And my my my chat is telling her she adding raisins to it.
Like it's just >> sound like [ __ ] >> bro. I'm Listen, I don't want you to get divorced and then I get blamed. I can't take that type of smoke from OSHA dude Jackson. Love you, bro. I'mma hit you in a minute.
>> All right, dude.
>> My man.
>> Yeah, her whole his whole side of the family ain't touching that casserole.
Ma, ain't nobody trying to eat the bum clock casserole. I listen. Listen. I'm just What do you see? See your queen, [ __ ] You might as well just come on the show. You might just come on the show. Ray your ass on the show. More Thread says Atlanta's Atlanta's cool.
Come to the West Coast. I don't know if people in the West Coast is rocking with your boy like that. Like I got a couple people in San Diego. I got a couple of people in LA. Like, shout out to my boy Reza Islam. Shout out to DJ Head. Shout out. I'm saying all this. Shout out to Nick Hamilton. Um, shout out to Zo Williams. LA, that's a long way to go for a cookout.
And then logistically, that's that's a that's a mess. San Diego barbecue disco kryptonite. I don't know. Get you some of that beef short.
Blackjack says, "Mika makes casserole with crunchy rice." Jesus, y'all are stiff today. Gyros are good. Casserles for white people. See, that's that Polish part of her. See, this is what happens with the Mixies. That's why y'all can't put the Mixies on a pedestal. You can't You got to bring the Mixies down to earth.
No. And I wasn't snitching. I was asking for an expert expert opinion.
She just She's Cuban and Polish.
But again, listen, not going. Yo, Arson said, I'm dead as f over here with my chick. Green bean casserole with peas and raisins.
teeth.
NIGMA SAID, "WHY SHE GOT TO PUT HER MIND TO IT?" CUZ SHE'S BOUGIE. She's bougie.
Y'all don't. Ma is one of the most bougie people I've ever met in my life.
I listen. I got to spoil bougie wife. I do. But we from the hood and we black.
Ma don't No.
I I Listen, I ain't trying to be funny.
I don't think Ma be uh I don't think Mika fold clothes. Mika don't do dishes.
Mika don't do it. We gonna have a series. Just came up with it. Ladies and gentlemen, we got a brand new series and I want y'all to contribute. And we gonna call this new series Hold on. Wait for it.
Wait for it. We going to call this new series Let me Let me put my caps lock on. Hold on. No, we're not doing that.
We going to call this new series Ma Don't Do It. List things that ma don't do. Best one gets a prize.
Mika don't do it. Casserole ain't nothing black people eat. You ain't never lied.
If it's not burnt in the middle, it ain't burnt on the edges. Listen.
Oh my god. Do you clean those green beans in the back? Don't do her like Kamla. Don't do her like Kamla.
Let's see. Business believe. If the cookout is in the A, we going to big daddy so you can get the best curry goat of your life.
Eat goat.
What is your fascination with me eating tether food?
Tether food. Tether food. I don't eat gold. I don't mean to be rude. Tether food. Tether food.
You can braze that goat all night. You can season it with curry just right. But when that goat come out, nope.
I don't want beet flavored goat. I want goat. I want I I want beef flavored beef.
You cannot put the mixies on a pedestal.
I'm not bougie. I have Why aren't you up here? That's a question. Why aren't you up here?
Okay, this this is what we got to do.
That's fine. I'm going call your ass.
It ain't no thing. You bring your ass up. All you got to do is bring your ass up here.
Yeah.
>> Why Why aren't you on the show? What are you doing?
>> Um, I got I have to set up for my own stuff today.
>> Oh, okay.
>> And I'm And I'm making money, you know.
>> You making money? You out here making money?
>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm bougie. I I have standards.
>> You You're not Yo, the man you you you stood before God with says you bougie.
Said you can cook if you put your mind to it. That that literally says bougie.
>> Yeah, I I've cooked the that that stuff he likes. I don't like fried food like that. So, >> but do you what what what goes in the green bean casserole, ma?
>> None of that stuff y'all talking about.
>> You don't put no You don't put no cream of mushroom soup in it?
>> I don't know.
>> Do you put the cream of mushroom soup in it? Do you put the >> I use cream of mushroom?
>> Yeah. But I have I have I have a I have a recipe that's that's passed down in my family.
>> Passed down. Oh my god. So how how like so you got so you got the cream of mushroom. I got this. Like watch me break down this white nonsense. So it's the cream of mushroom soup, right? And then you got the green beans. The probably the long green beans too cuz you're not using the canned green beans that are cut. We're not doing that, right?
>> No. Because you know you can't use the can. It's too much sodium.
>> Yes. Oh, it's too much sodium because you don't want your little ankles to swell up. You already 4 foot five. So So we got we got the fresh long green beans. We got the cream of mushrooms.
You got the French crispy onions, don't you?
>> No.
>> What kind What do you What What kind of onions do you use?
>> I'm telling you, my secret we just don't USE >> NO ONE'S GOING TO EAT IT. NO WAY. YOU CAN TELL THE WHOLE RECIPE I GUARANTEE YOU AIN'T ONE BLACK PERSON ON my not one black person on my show right now gonna eat this mess.
>> Yeah, but you Yeah. See, see this is where you're getting it wrong, my brother. Okay, because y'all all up here with us.
I guarantee you they got a snow bunny somewhere.
And they gonna take my recipe and try to impress her.
>> Who is who? My people do not mess with the snow bunny. Uhuh. Uhuh. Sugar Shane says you Google the recipe.
>> You know, he's you are a turn conu.
>> All right. Listen, listen. He's all He apparently he's an ally cuz he don't want to eat when white people don't want to eat this [ __ ] I just want to let you know.
Ah.
Yo, >> y'all need help. It's too early.
>> It's too early. IT'S CALLED DAVE ANDERSON MORNING NEWS. I DO IT FOR BLACK PEOPLE. THE SHOW START at 10.
>> No. M. Uhuh. Somebody says no. No. Cuz we're doing a segment called Mika Don't Do It. Black Jack says Mika Don't Cook.
Mika don't cook. What else Mika don't do?
>> I do I do um I do healthy meal.
>> Yo, Dr. Sniff Blink Johnson says, "You want feminine mail and I'll still take your bitch." You're booted.
>> Why? See, >> one. It's always one.
>> It's always one.
>> Somebody said, "I don't vacuum." I saw that.
>> You don't You're not You're not You're not sucking it up.
No, huh?
But she hung up.
Somebody said, "If that snow bunny you got, yes, forgive me." See, this is why Dr. Umar don't mess with y'all.
That's it. Listen. Uh oh. Uh-uh. Teddy Marcel says, "Um, ex army. I've been to a lot of potlucks. I eat green bean casserole. Don't come.
Teddy Marcel, bring bring your ass to the front of the bring your ass to the front of the church, sir. Why in the world are you, Sir? Nope. No, we're not doing this.
What? 101 says, "Cook a pot of fresh snapped Kentucky Wonders green beans like the REST OF SOMEBODY SAID MICKEY DON'T CLEAN THE VEIN OUT THE SHRIMP. F YOU TOO.
HILARIOUS. Not a dirt devil.
Pause. Say he a victim. Miko snatch his black card. No. Yeah. Snow bunny with some yams is is a something. I cannot tell a lie. Let listen.
There's only been two snow bunnies that, you know, black people cosign.
Okay. Um, six from Blossom and Tanga.
Other than that, they not hood certified.
Tanga to this day, respectfully, Tangga.
I'll be ch No other guy to him.
Sometimes I say things just just to get y'all where y'all need to be. Tanga, what I say? Topa to this day, Daniel Fish. And then come to find out she loved pro wrestling. Who don't love Tanga?
Amber Rose is not a white girl. She's a mixie.
Tina Marie is long gone. God bless Tina Tina Marie. I'm talking about I'm talking about my generation and I'm talking about um cuz Tina Marie really ain't have cake like that respectfully but Tanga like first of all her name was Tangga I'm just saying Tanga she was from Philly and she found the most nappyheaded white boy SHE COULD TO THIS DAY, Tena literally made us forget about Winnie Cooper. That's a deep cut right there.
Terry Gold is right. Hillary Duff top tier.
Hillary Duff is top tier. I ain't going to hold you. Again, respectfully, Dems died in 98. says, "Topa was the prettiest black looking white girl ever and her name Tena."
No. See, this is See, DO YOU SEE HOW YOU'RE do you see how you're green beating casseroleing the list? Mig don't do Miga don't know white girls that black people love. Jessica Simpson ain't on that list.
I don't I don't I don't know the white girl Tyreek Hill got caught up with.
Oh my god.
What you talking about? Tanga didn't age well. What? What is you speaking on?
What? What is you speaking on? Sticks from Blossom. I said that. That's Jenna von Oi.
Yeah. No, but Tangga was a hood classic all day, every day. See, Mr. Omar know what I'm talking about. Mr. Omar know what I'm talking about. Yo, again, I I want to real quickly make sure we go back to shout out Danielle Manning with that $499.99 super chat. Really appreciate that.
Thank you for blessing the show and sponsoring the show. Yes, indeed. Um, somebody said Jessica Simp is like 2% warm milk. I hate y'all so much. Tanga made us forget about Winnie Cooper. Am I lying? Winnie Cooper got so forgotten about cuz Topanga pulled up that she went and became a mathematician.
That's some stuff that Blossom do. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
I'm only particular about two types of Scarlett Johansson.
Black Widow Scarlett Johansson. Top tier. Top tier. Have you ever seen this movie? What was that movie called? Oh, it's with the boy who played Robin. Oh, what is that movie? Don John. Have y'all seen Don John? Those are the only two Scarlett Johanssons I rock with. Black Widow Scarlett Johansson and Don John Scarlett Johansson. Absolutely.
I remember Tango when she was on Nickelodeon. I didn't know Tango was on Nickelodeon. Sometimes, Listen, man. We got to have fun on this show because sometimes I'm about to hit y'all with a really uh really hectic topic.
Really hectic topic. And that topic today, ladies and gentlemen, um in case y'all haven't heard, there is I don't know if y'all remember this in Louisiana, uh Ronald Green, um was unalived and the family just got a settlement.
So, we're going to talk about uh we're going to talk about Ronald Ronald Green um real quick.
Have Have I seen Lucy? Scar Joe WAS IN HOME ALONE THREE. Let me We must stay focused, my brothers. We must stay focused. So, $4.8 million settlement reached over Louisiana traffic stop death. According to the Associated Press, in New Orleans, officials have agreed to attend a $4.8 million settlement with the family of Ronald Green, a black motorist who died during a 2019 violent roadside arrest carried out by five YT officers. Two people with knowledge of the agreement told the Associated Press the settlement would end a federal wrongful death lawsuit filed by the family of Green whose death drew national attention by the AP in 2021 had obtained footage of Louisiana officers punching, kicking, using stun guns outside of the city of Monroe, Louisiana. The settlement is subject to approval by the Louisiana legislature, said two people with direct knowledge of the lawsuit who were not authorized to publicly discuss the agreement.
Louisiana State Police spokesperson, Captain Russell Grant, said the agency could not comment on the terms of the settlement because the process has not been finalized. Mona Harden, Green's mother, did not immediately return messages seeking comment on Tuesday.
Last year, federal prosecutors declined to bring charges against the troopers involved in Green's fatal arrest. For two years after Green's death, the circumstances of the traffic stop following a high-speed chase remain shrouded in secrecy. State police refused to release the footage of the arrest. Initial claiming Green, 49, died after crashing into a tree during the pursuit.
Video later obtained by the Associated Press showed the troopers had used stun guns on the unarmed Green. As he apologized for leading them on the chase, troopers wrestled him to the ground, placed him in a choke hold, and punched him. They dragged him face down while lying on his hands. It was cuffed and his legs were shackled, and they left him lying on the ground without providing aids. troopers initially sought to pull Green over for an unspecified traffic violation. In the final days of President Biden's administration on January 2025, the Justice Department found that Louisiana State Police engaged in a statewide pattern of excessive force during arrest and vehicle pursuits. Several months later, the DOJ under President Donald Trump rescending these findings.
Yeah, that's bad.
That is bad, brothers and sisters. But no, man. I I definitely want to make sure that we uh have that real conversation. All right, Disco Kryptonite, thanks so much for being here. Really appreciate y'all.
Yeah, I was talking about uh Ronald um Ronald Green and whatnot. So, yeah, listen, don't we all?
I don't need that. But uh Allison Mack, I gotta look up Allison Mac. See, like snow bunnies ain't really on my radar like that. But now I'm I'm gonna go look cuz let me see here.
Maybe she was fine on Smallville cuz I'm not seeing it because what I what I what I'm seeing right now.
I'm trying to see mid made.
Very made.
Super made.
Super duper made.
No, I don't want to do that. No, mid.
She's mid. Sorry. Not even going to put her on the screen. I'm not impressed.
Not impressed. Dr. Umar can't even have listen Dr. Umar can't even get the rust from around his railing at the Frederick Douglas Marcus Garvey Academy of Children that don't have any beds to sleep in and want to learn to read and do other good stuff too with hotels and dashikis. I'm not concerned about Dr. Umar. He'll be all right.
Oh, Genevan said Genevan Oi is a mud. A mut of what?
NW4 life.
OH, I know who you talking about. Oh my god. Yeah. No. Um I can't think of her name. My god. What is that lady's name?
Oh, cuz she's also she's she was in Thor. Oh my god. I know who you talking about. No. Yeah. No. Um gosh, what is her name? I can see her clear as day. Um I'm just going to look up two broke girls.
Yeah. Um yeah, I know who you talking about. You talking about her? Oh god.
What a child.
What's her name? Um what's her face? God knows.
I'm about to pull it up for y'all.
Why is this so hard to find? Cuz I'm looking for it. Cat Dennings.
There we go. Cat Dennings. I had to go look it up cuz again, listen, Linda, hold on. Let's see.
Yeah, y'all talking about cat Dennings.
Let me uh see if I can pull this up.
Yeah. Okay, there we go. This who y'all talking about. I had to pull it up, y'all.
Couldn'took me a second to find it.
This who y'all talking about?
Solid.
Solid. Still not better. The only thing I agree with Dr. Umar on is Black Queens forever. Snow bunnies never.
Yeah.
You know, she's hilarious. But she uh she plays Darcy in uh in in the Thor movies and she was in What If? and she was in um oh god Wanda Vision. Now you want to talk about somebody that no like everybody sleep on to me.
Let me see if I can find her.
And uh when I tell you, oh Lord, speaking of um speaking of um Marvel and superhero, listen, in case y'all don't know right now, listen. And I tell people all the time like listen Tiana Paris.
Yes.
Tiana Paris.
Listen, Linda. Y'all can say the marbles was was corny. It wasn't.
Anytime she was on every time she was on the screen, I I did not feel like it was corny.
Tiana Paris is what that is.
listen right now. And um Oh, what's the uh I got to find it. Hold on.
Hold on cuz y'all got to see that suit.
That suit was crazy.
cuz that that suit um that uh look. Let me let me tell y'all something right here.
Look, Maria Rambo.
Listen, Linda. I'm going to the X-Men universe.
I am going to the X-Men universe when it's chocolate queens in the Marvel Cinematic Universe pulling up looking like that. Listen, listen.
I like the Wanda Wise, but her eyes scare me. I ain't going to hold you. I ain't going to hold you. Deanda Wise eyes scare me. They too green.
Yeah. No, them eyes scare me, bro. I ain't even going to hold you. This who y'all talking about? Deanda Wise. Um, yeah.
How about new? Um, no. Them eyes scare me. Pretty woman, great actress.
Them eyes is a little too hazel, a little too green. They don't even look real. I can't do it. I cannot do it.
I'm sorry. I just can't.
Sugar Shane, why do you say these things to me? Why? Why? Why do you speak to me this way?
Oh, Ano. Yo, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Listen, if we going if we gonna talk about white girl, listen, we got to talk about the black queens. Ladies and gentlemen, listen.
This She don't even look real.
This girl does not look real. Let me Let me tell y'all something.
She don't even look real. Y'all look at this.
How do you wear 98,000 Sarski crystals and I don't see nothing but you?
Listen, Linda, are you playing with me right now?
Are you playing with me right now?
I'm just saying like Yeah.
Yeah, I'm now this this is this is what I I would call a odd beauty, but I think she's like just super super pretty and super slept on. This is just my opinion.
Listen, hold on. Let me see if I can pull it up. I'll be butchering this girl's name, too. I ain't going to hold you, but I think she is super pretty.
Um, hold on. Let me see if I can pull it up.
Yeah, I a deiri or whatever her name is.
Listen.
Odd beauty.
Ah, beauty. I ain't even gonna hold you.
I ain't gonna hold you.
Yeah. Don't really care about all that, but I'm just telling you right now.
Prime Carrie Washington. That's wild.
Not prime carry Austin. Um, uh, oh, got to stop down for for a super chat. Greg Williams with the $19.99 super chat. I appreciate you. Really do.
I really do. Thank you so much. I really appreciate you. Thank you. No, let's fix that. Um, but I I definitely appreciate you um pulling up. But no, yo, Ryan Destiny is listen, super solid eight and a half. Ain't even gonna hold you. Ryan Destiny is what that is. Nope. Look.
Ain't Ryan Destiny with um with I'll be sure. Son, I'm not gonna hold you. Ain't she with Albby? I'll be sure, son. Yeah.
Oh. Oh, she with Keith Powers.
I know it's one or the other. Yeah, she I think she with Keith Powers. Yeah.
Yep. Let me see. I'mma pull this up for y'all real quick. But Ryan Destiny is a stunner. Ain't nobody gonna hold you.
Ryan Destiny is is a bit of All right.
Yeah. Beautiful.
Listen, ain't nothing on this earth like a black woman. I ain't going to hold you. I'm not going to hold you. Listen, Coco Jones is another one. Solid nine.
Solid nine. Coco Jones is so dope. They don't even know what to do with her. I ain't gonna hold you. I am not gonna hold you.
Jennifer, bro, stop. Well, we not going Jennifer Aniston. The only time Jennifer Anderson to me, Jennifer Anderson Andiston has been dope to me is uh when she was in the breakup. I know you did not say let Dewanda Wise play Storm in the next X-Men movie. No more light-skinned Storms. Respectfully, we're not having no light-skinned storms. No, we're not.
No, we are not having any light-kinned storms today.
No, we're not.
No. Do you know who I think should play Storm?
I didn't I'm going to be honest with you. Uh I didn't watch Friends. I watched Living Single where they, you know, ripped off um they ripped off Living Single to to to make friends. So, I'm good. No, I I didn't watch Friends like that. I'mma tell you the only woman who has the look, the eyes, the body, and the experience to play Storm.
You can argue with your mama, but ain't nobody finer than this woman when it comes to playing Storm. Sorry. Now, I will tell Listen, look, y'all can say whatever you want to say, but when I tell y'all this woman here, this woman right here, I'm I'm about to show y'all. No, no. And uh No.
Anna Dop all day, every day, six times on Sunday.
That's my Storm.
She's beautiful.
She's African cuz Storm's supposed to be African. She got the experience cuz she played uh she was on um she was on um Titans killing it. I hated their choices in wig for her, but no, she she she is every bit of that.
Every bit of that. Look, don't you want to see that in a white wig with lightning around it? I know I do.
I know I do. Listen, I want my storm chocolate. I want my storm built.
I want my storm to look like she can handle something.
Oh my god. Somebody said it. Listen, if we're not going to get Anna Dop, there's only one other person who should be playing Storm. And when I tell you she is wonderful, she is beautiful. She is powerful.
She looks the part. She is the part.
She has the physique.
She is absolutely everything.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Jay Cargill. Conversation over.
Jade Cargill.
There is no like if it's not Anna Dop, it's got to be Jade Cargill.
And when I tell you what, like I've met Jade Cargill. I was on a Jericho cruise when I was managing Mark Henry. Jade Cargill is the nicest person. She is the sweetest person. She's super funny.
She's got the talent. She understands the character. She loves the character.
She is it. You don't need to put no superhero padding on her. That is all her.
She already got the hair. She already understands the character. She reads the comics. Her husband is a dope dude, man.
We was trying to get on the boat and they hold they held me and Brandon Phillips back and her, Mickey James, Mark Henry, everybody walking on the boat. We still sitting there. Two black men talking. That's crazy.
Wait, hold on, hold on. Somebody said, "Hey yo, Dave Storm is actually half African, half American cuz her mother's from Cairo and her pops is from here."
That's right, David Monroe.
I'm not saying that that's who Denzel's playing in Black Panther, but you ain't heard it from me.
No.
Teddy says, "Why not Lupita?" First of all, I love Lupita. Let's not get this twisted, but Lupita is already Nia in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Why in the world would we take her from one character and make her another when there's a perfectly good, perfectly underutilized Jade Cargill sitting right the hell here?
It's Jade Cargill or it's Anna.
That's it. Let me let me listen. It's either this or or or this.
It's either this or this.
It's either this or this.
That's it. Anybody else? No.
And and love Jay Cargill as I do. I feel like Anna Dop would be dope. I do. I just I love her. I think she's phenomenal. She can act. And I'm not saying Jade can't act because pro wrestlers act every single day. But what I'm saying is I think Jade could pull it off, but I think Anna Dop because she has the experience already. Listen, it's a one and one a for me, but that's why not Lepita.
First of all, I'm not trying to be funny. I just I literally just gave I just gave myself a Charlie horse.
Ice man said, "Father God, I've seen what you've done for Brandon Phillips.
Lord, Brandon Phillips is a first ballot hall of famer." For those of you who watch baseball, y'all already know he's a first ballot hall of famer.
But yes, yes, Lord.
Yes, indeed.
Jodie Turner.
Wow. Lincoln, you we have a last minute entry. I didn't think about Jodie Turner. Jodie Turner is fine.
And she does look the part. Hold on.
Hold on now. We might We might We might have a we might have a a neckand-neck three-way tie, ladies and gentlemen. I cannot believe we talking about this like this, but um Yes.
Yes.
Absolutely. Yes. Here for it.
Yes.
Listen, ladies and gentlemen, I'll take that. Especially if WE'RE DOING MOHAWK STORM. LISTEN, LISTEN. Right here.
No, this right here.
Yes.
You know, if we doing Mohawk Storm, that's Yeah, I can see that. I I I could definitely I could definitely see that.
I ain't going to hold you. Um Yeah. No, listen. I'm I'm just I'm I'm saying cuz uh Star Wars wasn't what that was. I ain't going to hold you. All I'm saying is um Yeah.
I I could I could definitely see that. I I Yeah.
Yeah. 100%.
100%.
I can't even. Ladies and gentlemen, um Okay, here's going to accept.
Yeah, I I I think I think uh I think I think Jodie could Yeah, I think she could be I think she could be a dope storm. Listen, dope storm alert.
Yeah, I ain't I ain't going to hold you.
I ain't even going to come close to holding you right now.
Jody Turner 100%.
First of all, Mickey James is not a snow bunny.
We do not disrespect my friend Mickey James. Mickey James is native. She's literally native. That's why she's so dark and that's why she's built the way she's built. Again, Black Panther 2 was trash. Can I tell y'all something? I couldn't uh my my family and I we went to see Black Panther 2 and it was it came out two months after I I um laid my brother to rest and we watched they they had a double feature so you could watch Black Panther and then there was an intermission and then um there was Black Panther 2. So I'm watching Black Panther 2 not knowing what to expect. And keep in mind, I went um when my brother was was in the hospital and they were trying to work on him, I was like, "Yo," they was like, "Well, you know, he needs a liver." I'm like, "Y'all could just take a piece of mine.
He's my brother. Like, genetically, we're the same." And they was like, "Mr. Anderson, even twins, like your like your wife and your sister-in-law.
Sometimes twins need it needs weeks of testing. Even though they're genetically the same, it's not it's not possible.
You and your brother have enough varying DNA whereas though, you know, we just don't have enough time." And I'm like, "Yo, but I got money. Like, give me the best specialist y'all got. Like, fly him in. Like, what is we doing? This is my brother. Save my brother." And they were like, "We've got the best specialist here. Like, you know, we we've been conferring with absolutely everybody at this point. There's nothing we can do."
So, I'm watching I'm looking at that and at that moment, I realized it didn't matter how much genius I had. It didn't matter how many medical journals I read.
It didn't matter how much money I had.
when sometimes it's your time. It's your time. And there wasn't anything I could do. And I'm watching the opening of Black Panther Wakanda Forever. And Shy's trying to do all this to save her brother. And I burst into tears. But I had enough respect for the Marvel watching audience. I had enough respect for the Marvel watching audience where I sobbed quietly cuz I didn't want to ruin the experience for everybody else. But yeah, I I listen and that's my point.
Jade does look like Storm already, but I couldn't uh do that. Yeah, Jade is 5'10".
100%.
Yeah. No.
Who said Tiana Taylor? No. I do not want a Tiana Taylor Storm. Respectfully, I don't.
Yeah. No, she already dressed for the part. That's what I'm saying.
No. And I'm sorry, the only reason she was even in contention for Oscars because, you know, she was doing, you know, listen, we not gonna have that conversation.
No, there will be no Cynthia. If Cynthia Orivo winds up getting cast that storm, I'm burning my Marvel comics.
I'm sorry.
Yeah. No. No.
Not at all.
Are you trolling me right now? LS, did you just say that Jennifer Hudson would be a great storm?
No.
No. She wouldn't even be respectfully.
And I like Jennifer Hudson. I think Jennifer Hudson is great. She's Academy Award winner. I like Jennifer Hudson a lot. Um, but Jennifer Hudson wouldn't even be an afternoon rainfall.
She's not on the list.
Yeah. Listen, Paula J. Parker in her prime.
Go back and watch Friday and just put the sound on mute.
No. Yep.
That's the Yep. Absolutely. So, no. No.
Tiana Taylor.
Yeah. I'm not going to Cynthia Revo's in there. I'll wait for it to I'll wait for it to come out on a fire stick.
I like Tiana Taylor. I think Tiana Taylor's good-looking, but I don't think she's Storm.
Nope. Somebody said Jennifer Hudson could be the Tuby Storm. Y'all going to leave Jennifer Hudson alone. My wife says, cuz I was like, man, I'm so proud of Jennifer Hudson for losing all that weight. She said, yeah, but her legs look like a newborn fawn. And I haven't been able to see it. I haven't been able to unsee it since. And I like Jennifer Hudson. I do.
The Wayne's brothers had her on my TV every week. Had who on your TV every week?
No. A ain't no damn way.
Tika Sumpter.
I wouldn't mind a Tikica Sumpter Storm.
Like if we just be if we just being a 100. I like Tika Sumpter actually.
Not over Jay Cargill though.
Definitely not over Jay Cargill. My god.
But Tikica Sumpter is fine.
But is she Storm fine though? Like is she wait a wait a minute wait a minute. Hold on hold on. if she looks like this.
Listen, I ain't going to lie. I'm respectfully tikica is the only reason I've seen Sonic the Hedgehog.
Listen.
I don't know.
I'mma pull the jury. What y'all think?
Yeah, I used I used to like her, too. I used to like uh Garcel Bouvet. No, no, I'm good. I'm good. Tikk is nice.
Oh, she's in all three Sonics. Have a marathon, sir. Have a marathon. It's great. And respectfully, you know you're good-looking when you're just in a t-shirt and jeans and people like, "Yo, all right. Yo, good good morning, uh, man, Terror. That's a hell of a name."
Yeah. Good morning to you. I hope all is well.
I'm super uh super thrilled, man. But yeah, um, again, you guys have made this a phenomenal show. I really appreciate y'all being here. Let me take Tika Sumpter off my screen.
Yeah. No. Um definitely not my first uh choice to play Storm, but I'm not saying she's not beautiful, but um my heart is set on Jay Cargo or Anna Dop. Be honest with you. I'm not mad at the Jodie Turner Smith. I didn't see that one coming. How in the world did Joshua Jackson fumble Tony uh Jodie Turner Smith? Y'all got to explain that to me.
By the way, don't forget to go to mycreditscrub.comjave.
She can be a black girl. I don't like I'mma tell y'all something. I'm a foundational black American and I love my people, but I don't like race swapping characters. I think there's plenty of characters that should be I don't want no black rogue. I want my rogue to be white and and thick and country from New Orleans. Matter of fact, y'all get Jennivan, not Gavon Oi, but get um get to Panga.
Get Tanga to play Rogue.
But yeah, um again, if it's not Jodie, Anna, or Jade, I don't want it.
Mr. Fox says, "Sweet Jesus, I got to watch that."
Wow. This is a good question. Prime Cameron Diaz or Sydney Sweeney?
I'mma tell you something, and this is going to be very unpopular. I didn't really think Cameron Diaz was all that in the face. I really didn't. and she looked good in the mask, but after that, eh, when she was in Charlie's Angels, I was like, eh, Sydney Sweeney. I think if I have to choose between those two, I think Sydney Sweeney got her in the face.
WOW, cold crush. You about I think a YouTube member says, "This is a wild card, but I would have loved to seen Erica Ash's storm. Her range was incredible, and she was just starting to branch out. God bless her. I loved Erica Ash. Funny, talented, beautiful. Absolutely.
Topa as Rogue would go hard. I'm sorry.
Joshua Jackson was chasing Lepita. Oh, listen. He I know things cuz I I used to live in Wilmington when they shot Dawson's Creek. He does He does have a sweet tooth for chocolate. That's all I'll say on that.
That we don't need no black Snow White.
Yeah, cuz that that rocking. Wasn't that Snow White rocking? Was she Rick? I don't know. She loved rocking. Was horrible. I know they did swaps in multiveres and I don't like it then.
Sorry, Sugar Shane. See, we let the white man in. And this is what the white man does.
He says, "White and thick with green bean casserole." Uhuh. We're not doing it. Bliggity bly black. Prime Cameron over prime Sydney Sweeney. Uh, nah.
Body's body's okay, but the face I think Sydney Sweeney has a better face. And I don't really like either of them personally.
That's saying something because Sydney Sweeny ain't it in the face. You gave me two choices here, people.
Cameron Diaz does have a great smile.
I'll give it to you. I like to something about Mary. Yo, Dolly Parton Rogue say like prime Dolly Parton like 83 1983 Dolly Parton would have gone hard.
By the way, if y'all don't do nothing else, Dolly Parton is arguably one of the greatest rappers of all time.
Listen, y'all think I'm lying. Go listen to them lyrics. Listen, she was telling I felt like she was talking to every black person who ever worked a job. Tumble out of bed and I stumbled to the kitchen.
Pour myself a cup of ambition and yawn and stretch and try to come to life.
Jump in the shower, the blood starts pumping out on the street, the traffic starts jumping from folks like me from the job from 9 to5. That song right there let me know everything about who I was going to be. It was in no way I was going to be somebody's worker.
Sorry, not happening.
Dolly had real comic book proportions.
Listen, see mobile see WD Mobile know what I'm talking about. Yep. Superman is based off RAW and Spider-Man's based off of Yeah, he's based off of a Nazi.
Absolutely. Do you know that a Nazi is the ultimate Spider-Man spider god? Do y'all know that a Nazi is over Madame Webb? Every Spider-Man is because of a Nazi. So that's already canon. So we were already there on that. Y'all know I I read a lot of comics.
WHOA. Prime Shaka Khan is on Shaka Khan like 785 years old and right now she's still out here. Yeah, John Stewart is the best Green Lantern. But see, John Stewart is a separate Green Lantern from Hal Jordan or even um Guy Gardner. He's his own Green Lantern. Just like um Valzad Superman is not Call. I don't have an issue with that. I do not like when y'all say we want Michael B. Jordan to play Clark Kent. I think that's corny. I think it's lazy. I'm not here for it. You know what I'm saying?
Because again, now they got a white Black Panther. See that race swapping go both ways and then y'all negroes ain't happy. See how See what I'm talking about?
That's all I'm saying to you.
Yeah, you said you said the fun fact already. Yeah. No, I missed it. Yeah, I missed it. I ain't gonna hold you. Yes, indeed. Yes, indeed. Ah. Ah. Yep. There we go.
There we go. All right, y'all. Listen.
Um, wait. What? Wait, what? Lincoln said, "I just heard the other day that Rogue was supposed to be based off of Grace Jones, but the artist tasked with drawing her didn't know who she We could have had a Grace Jones rogue.
Ro was supposed to be black. She was supposed to be black. I don't know what happened, but she was black.
Yeah, Michael Jordan was soling the first Space Jam. Yeah, that second Space Jam should have never made it.
Yes, they made Miles Morales cuz Yes, absolutely. We know that. I ain't mad at that.
We don't When all of it is us and they did it already in Gods of Egypt. Yo, yo, that was horrible. Sigourney Weaver.
Shout out to Chad McBosman. Chad McBoseman made Gods of Egypt watchable.
Of course he was.
Yep. No, that's 100%. Yo, Shade is next level. Shotty is next level to this day.
She's smoking 99% of y'all with a ponytail and and and a red lip.
Yeah, I understand you inconsistent. It's okay. It's okay. But I really appreciate y'all. Um, I already told y'all my Maya story. I love Maya, but Maya don't need to be playing Storm.
Like, I think Maya would be like dope as um like in in DC, she'd be dope as like Bumblebee. I could see that. Um, I wouldn't necessarily mind seeing Maya um in another role. I think Michael J.
White should have got another shot.
Michael Jr. should have got another shot at Spawn.
You know, that's how I feel. Yo, Floyd Rivers with the uh with the 999 super chat at all.
He said, "And another great one. Keep the conversations coming every single day, Monday through Friday, 10 to 12."
Absolutely.
Zero 0101B said, "Uh, Dave is not playing with y'all today. Red whistle blow baseball. White cap out." Listen. I'm not even going to acknowledge you. All I'm going to do is throw y'all out. He hasn't aged out. Michael J. White could play Spawn right now. HAVE Y'ALL SEEN THAT? I got to get Michael on the show.
I get Michael J. White on the show. We have Comic Book Day. Matter of fact, I'mma call I'mma call my homeboy who's really good friends with him and see if we can make that happen. Thank y'all so much. And before I go, I got a QUESTION FOR Y'ALL. WHO GAVE IT AWAY? Have you bought a package yet? Make sure that y'all email me. Uh, damn sponsor. If y'all want to be a sponsor of the show, we got some founding sponsor members. If you got a product, service, or a business and you want to make sure things happen. Cool. That's what's up.
Teddy said, "Don't pull a hot sauce out of out of your personal breakfast club."
Hey Dave, have you ever considered going to Dream Con or Blur Con? I need to. I need to Yo, MICHAEL J. WHITE STILL SWOLE, BRO.
AND HE still does that invisible punch thing. Yo, I'm serious. Yeah, I know how Hollywood moves with age, but he's Michael Jai White.
They didn't move with age with Schwarzenegger. They didn't move with age with Stallone. They didn't move with AGE WITH BANDERAS. NO, I WANT US TO stand up for our foundational black superhero.
He can still do it.
Yeah. No, I'm I'm on this Michael J.
White interview immediately. You can email me or DM me if you want to sponsor. Um, email of course is davebusbullyshow.com.
Davebusbullyshow.com.
Dave businessbullyshow.com.
You can email me directly.
Davebusbullyshow.com. I feel like Dr. Umar.
Yeah. Um, Dave, where you perform on stage? I listen, I'll I'll come do a hot 15 every once in a while. Um, y'all got to give me info on Dream Con and Blurcon cuz y'all know I own the uh the Blur Box, which is a subscription box for for uh Black Nerds that has a theme every month. So, give me the details on that.
Yeah, it came out too early. But yeah, I'm on this Michael J White thing immediately. So, let me get off of here.
I got to make some calls. See if I can get Michael J White booked on the show.
All right. I love y'all so much. Thank y'all so much for the super chats and again big shout out to our week sponsor at this point because I don't see nobody beating a $499.99 super chat. Danielle Manning um thank you so much. Really appreciate you.
Thank you so very much. And everybody who super chatted today, Greg Williams, Danielle Manning, the Iceman, WD Mobile Notary, Albby Chill. Thank you guys so much for the super chats. Um oh, and congratulations Iceman. You've been a member for one month. said Carmen Electra with the uh Yeah, I think you just renewed your membership, so that's why that popped up like that.
But yeah, no, I am um super grateful to everybody. And again, Floyd Rithers, thank you so much. So, thank you guys for being here. Really appreciate you.
Danielle did her big one with that. Um Cardina says, "I met Michael Jr. on the set of the movie Freaky Deicky in Detroit. He was cooling down earth."
Yeah, he's a super super cool dude. Um I got a 30-minute gig tonight at Dayton Comedy Club. Oh, word. That's what's up.
The lady from Insecure. What you talking about? Um, oh my. I know who you talking about. The chick who play Molly. Yeah. I don't know.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What? Hold on. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. They're going to have every black Power Ranger there this year. And Crease Summer. Chris Summer. Like, yo, sorry. Crease Summer played Elmyra. She played uh Penny from Inspector Gadget.
He does all of your favorite cartoon. I love Crease Summer.
I really do.
Yeah. No, I I think that needs to happen. I I think doing Spawn over is a big deal. You know, they don't move age with Denzel 100%. But let me get out of here, y'all. I appreciate y'all more than you know. Thank you so much for the super chats. Thank you for being here.
Not Isa. Not Isa. Isa gonna be there.
Isa gonna be there. Oh, I got to go.
Yeah. No, but y'all got to give me details on these cons, man. Because you know I don't be paying attention. I'll be in my own world. Shout out to the Mitchells. I see y'all. Appreciate you.
Thank you so much. Um, but yeah, I'm out of here, y'all. I'm going to check y'all out tomorrow morning. 10:00 a.m. We going to do it all over again. Peace.
That wake up. Get your mind right. Real talk, no fluff, no sidelines. We outside, bring the truth to the sunrise.
Yeah, we coming at the right time.
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