The Real Cupid First VHS Version

[00:00:15]Listen.

[00:00:17]I know he's down there.

[00:00:18]The right guy is out there.

[00:00:21]Just give it time.

[00:00:23]You'll find each other.

[00:00:25]>> Yeah, right.

[00:00:28]>> Um I have to go. I think I'm going to be the doctor.

[00:00:32]>> What?

[00:00:33]You think you're mad at me?

[00:00:34]No such luck.

[00:00:36]I'm here to tell you all.

[00:00:38]Why do you have me working so hard?

[00:00:41]>> Who are you and what do you want?

[00:00:43]>> I'm Cupid. The one who keeps telling them what to believe in.

[00:00:46]Stop it.

[00:00:48]>> Why?

[00:00:50]>> Listen, you think I picked this gig cuz it wasn't easy job? No. I picked it cuz it's a low stress job.

[00:00:56]I don't even have to do anything.

[00:00:58]Either people fall in love or they don't. No big deal.

[00:01:03]>> Yes, that is a big deal.

[00:01:05]>> Why? Nothing ever lasts forever. Maybe one time that it does.

[00:01:10]>> Cinderella?

[00:01:11]>> Story.

[00:01:12]And don't even think about any assets.

[00:01:14]They trade partners bi-weekly.

[00:01:17]>> I have a grandma.

[00:01:19]>> Might I have imagined that you got two grandmothers on your father's side?

[00:01:22]Which means you're on a second go at it.

[00:01:25]Got any beer?

[00:01:27]>> No.

[00:01:28]You have time to go buy some.

[00:01:30]>> What? You're a goody two-shoes? No beer?

[00:01:34]This time. You know the problem with this time? There's always a next time.

[00:01:39]See, the truth is that it takes a lot of work. And people are just too damn lazy.

[00:01:43]>> I'm not.

[00:01:44]>> You're not not right now. It's easy for you to say that.

[00:01:48]Get a ball game on.

[00:01:51]>> I'll see you in love. What could go wrong?

[00:01:53]>> And if you don't?

[00:01:55]>> I'll get you a beer.

[00:01:56]ball game.

[00:01:58]Spend my life with you in a relationship so no one will ever bother you again.

[00:02:03]>> You can't do the last one.

[00:02:04]>> I can try or we can fight a little while.

[00:02:10]>> If I had a few million like you, I wouldn't have to do anything.

[00:02:13]>> I probably would fail.

[00:02:15]>> You will. Life is full of failures.

[00:02:17]>> You can only fail if you don't try.

[00:02:20]>> I know a guy who said that. That guy is a big failure.

[00:02:24]He spent his life in prison because he failed to pull off his crime.

[00:02:27]Then he failed to escape.

[00:02:29]And then he failed to live to the end of his sentence.

[00:02:33]>> I'm not going to fail.

[00:02:34]>> We'll see.

[00:02:36]>> Hit me with it.

[00:02:38]>> This girl you met.

[00:02:41]Good luck.

[00:02:47]Excuse me, ma'am. I'm quite embarrassed.

[00:02:49]I'm almost Can you spell anything?

[00:02:52]>> Um nice.

[00:02:55]Um homeless. Homeless.

[00:03:00]>> How do you spell that?

[00:03:01]>> H O M E L E S S >> Thank you.

[00:03:16]>> What are you doing here?

[00:03:18]>> What?

[00:03:19]>> What's that?

[00:03:20]I know you're keeping your money.

[00:03:23]>> Hey lady. It's a bathroom. You wouldn't understand.

[00:03:27]>> You'll never amount to anything unless you work for it.

[00:03:30]>> How? I don't have a place to live, no job, no car.

[00:03:35]Nobody cares.

[00:03:36]Either I do this or sell some drugs.

[00:03:39]You give me credit for having some money.

[00:03:42]>> Speaking of money and credit, I'll give you a chance.

[00:03:46]The question is whether you're willing to take it.

[00:03:49]>> What are you offering?

[00:03:51]>> Well, first a place to live.

[00:03:54]That works out. Then we're going to write a job interview.

[00:03:57]After that, we'll see.

[00:04:00]>> What?

[00:04:02]>> Does it matter?

[00:04:04]Do you have a lot of other offers?

[00:04:08]Well, >> Okay.

[00:04:13]I want to look at the weather.

[00:04:17]I think not.

[00:04:18]>> It's not going to sell.

[00:04:20]Come on, Stella. How is your homeless man in bed?

[00:04:24]Why do you care? Weren't you the one constantly putting him down for being a loser and dirty?

[00:04:29]Dirty things can sometimes be very pleasurable.

[00:04:33]That's too much.

[00:04:34]Well, then yeah, I thought you took a big risk by taking him in.

[00:04:37]I just wanted to know if the payoff is worth it.

[00:04:41]That's none of your business.

[00:04:43]It's that good, huh?

[00:04:50]Hey.

[00:04:51]How was work?

[00:04:53]>> It was horrible. I hate my job.

[00:04:55]>> Aw, let's keep it at the same level.

[00:04:58]Just remember that.

[00:04:59]>> Okay.

[00:05:01]>> Hey, Luke. Can you give me a ride home?

[00:05:04]>> Where's your car?

[00:05:06]>> I was with Peter up the street somewhere and I couldn't get a ride afterwards, so I stopped by here.

[00:05:12]>> I understand.

[00:05:13]>> I have a really important phone call.

[00:05:16]Um Yeah, can you give her a ride home?

[00:05:20]>> Yeah, why not?

[00:05:21]>> Everything else is going I'll call you later, okay? Okay.

[00:05:36]>> Hello.

[00:05:38]Tiffany?

[00:05:40]>> I wanted to know how you were doing today.

[00:05:42]>> Well, how's it going?

[00:05:44]>> Well, we're We're to make it.

[00:05:46]I can honestly say I love him.

[00:05:48]He's come so far.

[00:05:51]>> Yeah, but does he feel the same way?

[00:05:53]Remember the bet was true love.

[00:05:55]Love that last forever.

[00:05:57]That takes two.

[00:06:01]>> How do you find out?

[00:06:02]>> I already know.

[00:06:04]Guess what? You lost.

[00:06:07]Come with me.

[00:06:08]>> But I'm waiting for an important phone call.

[00:06:12]>> What's more important than your friend?

[00:06:19]>> This is Betty's apartment.

[00:06:21]What are you doing here?

[00:06:23]>> Good morning.

[00:06:26]>> Come on in.

[00:06:28]>> Um she should be okay now.

[00:06:29]>> Want to stay?

[00:06:30]>> Uh no, thanks. It's been a rough day and You know, Liz is probably wearing right now.

[00:06:35]>> I'm the best friend. She knows that you're here inside and knows that you've had a very long day.

[00:06:40]So, why don't you shut that door and get her comfortable?

[00:06:55]Come here.

[00:06:56]I want you to be comfortable.

[00:06:58]>> Well, I can guess, but I I can't.

[00:07:01]>> Why? It's not like you're married to Liz.

[00:07:04]That's the what? She told you to do Did you feel her kicking her butt?

[00:07:07]>> No, but I'll try.

[00:07:09]Where is it?

[00:07:10]>> Well, I don't. You won. I can't watch this. Let's go.

[00:07:14]>> Why are you making me watch this?

[00:07:15]Who's making Liz, this is my favorite part.

[00:07:18]Well, it's not like you have a physical relationship.

[00:07:20]>> No.

[00:07:21]>> No, she's waiting for your marriage, Connie.

[00:07:24]>> Yeah.

[00:07:25]No wonder. Now that all makes sense. No wonder she can't keep a guy for more than 2 weeks.

[00:07:31]You don't give it, you don't keep them.

[00:07:33]That's my motto.

[00:07:35]>> I can respect that.

[00:07:37]>> So, why don't you come here?

[00:07:41]>> No.

[00:07:42]>> What?

[00:07:43]>> I can't.

[00:07:43]>> Why?

[00:07:44]>> She gave me respect, a life, love and trust.

[00:07:50]>> But, so what? You're a guy. You should understand. Besides, I can give you those things, too.

[00:07:55]>> Say it to me first, then.

[00:07:57]I'm sorry. I I I've got to go.

[00:08:02]>> Have fun.

[00:08:04]I won. [music] I won quite a bit.

[00:08:07]He loves me.

[00:08:14]>> [music] [music] >> That was so fun. What should we do?

[00:08:32]>> It pains me how I have so much faith. I'll never give myself a chance to learn.

[00:08:38]A baby snake you have something to drop on.

[00:08:42]>> I have another non-respect Are you ready?

[00:08:47]>> The work is never done.

[00:08:51]Let's go.

[00:09:08]>> Something.

[00:09:11]You've come so far.

[00:09:12]>> Yes, but everything is done.

[00:09:19]>> Which one is >> I can't talk.

[00:09:24]I'm going to try to hold it in.

[00:09:27]It really stinks a little bit.

[00:09:31]>> I'm pretty well.

[00:09:35]>> I think TV messed up the young man.

[00:09:39]>> Okay, action. Does that make you feel better?

[00:09:43]>> Yeah, yeah.

[00:09:44]>> That's what I said. Yeah. What?

[00:09:47]>> That piece of scribbled my ass.

[00:09:48]>> Yeah. Ready?

[00:09:50]>> And that's what we're supposed to wait for.

[00:09:51]>> I don't know why she even listens to me anyway, so I'll just say action.

[00:09:58]>> I have another wrist non-wrist paper for you.

[00:10:01]>> Yeah, yeah.

[00:10:02]>> I heard it. I heard it. I did that on purpose.

[00:10:05]>> Keep your rotten ass.

[00:10:07]>> Okay.

[00:10:08]>> Wait, everybody got to be quiet.

[00:10:09]>> Okay, yeah.

[00:10:10]>> I'm going with what you told me before.

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