STEPFATHER - Tubi Movie Roast

[00:00:00]Look, my turn to cook.

[00:00:03]>> And the longer he goes on, the worse it gets. He just starts just not only is his acting and when he's crying bad, but he just starts saying silly [ __ ] >> Her favorite is salmon and veggies.

[00:00:20]>> I have the receipt in my pocket.

[00:00:23]>> All right. God damn it.

[00:00:23]>> What's the salmon and veggies?

[00:00:26]>> Dude, look at me. I'm like this.

[00:00:28]>> The cops ain't buying this [ __ ] Right.

[00:00:30]>> This is horrible. And we didn't even ask you for receipt.

[00:00:33]>> So, at least I KNOW A GOOD THING ABOUT THE MOVIE. THE COPS AIN'T BUYING THIS [ __ ] AT ALL.

[00:00:36]>> There's no way this guy did it.

[00:00:38]>> Wait, WHAT?

[00:00:40]>> WHAT?

[00:00:46]>> SO, you know what? Uh this this is kind of a a momentous occasion because the director of this movie is sort of the and I can't even say that I I can get credit for this. Kevin King has described this man as the Tyler Perry of Tuby, Chris Stokes.

[00:01:06]>> So he and the reason why this is momentous is because this man has directed every Tuby movie that we've done unbeknownst to us.

[00:01:12]>> Oh, really? He's the same one. Got it.

[00:01:14]>> Adopted adopted to the alien one. Oh wow.

[00:01:18]>> And now stepfather.

[00:01:19]>> So we've done this will be our fourth one.

[00:01:21]>> Fourth one. And our fourth movie by my man right here.

[00:01:24]>> I keep forgetting the alien.

[00:01:25]>> I mean this movie is just adopted just with a with a a grown man instead.

[00:01:30]>> Yeah.

[00:01:31]>> No. So people uh but you know what?

[00:01:34]Looking at this I I still I still have a lot of hope for that since this man has done all these movies under the same company. I still have hope for that. Uh that this company is called Footage Films. I still have >> Wow.

[00:01:51]>> WE'VE SEEN IT BEFORE.

[00:01:52]>> I THOUGHT YOU IT WAS EITHER THAT or movie film.

[00:01:56]>> No, we we've actually talked about that before.

[00:02:02]>> I had a hard time coming that >> canned food. Exactly. But but uh being that it is from the same company, Footage Films, I'm still holding out for that Footage Films shared universe >> cuz I'm even looking at how this opens up, man, cuz we got that that uh that that Footage Films Marvel opening logo right.

[00:02:27]>> You got a lot of goddamn nerve, man.

[00:02:30]>> Also, in case you are taking any of this [ __ ] seriously in this movie right here, uh they do have >> God help you. Yeah, they they do have a serious message about domestic abuse when these movies do this like you need to gone somewhere with that >> which you might want to call because you feel very abused that you watch a movie but nothing about these movies going to make you go you know what >> I never realized >> that that that's just what happened to my friend.

[00:02:55]>> Yeah. The only thing that that is abused in this movie is probably time and quality.

[00:02:59]>> Yeah.

[00:03:00]>> But this is the Yeah, man. But this this is adopted with a grown man. Tay Diggs is just a grown ass Dylan. They even have they even have D names. Dylan, Darnell, you know, and they're both crazy, man. You know, because they're both they're both looking for the perfect family. They think that they found one.

[00:03:18]>> Uh childhood. He messed up childhoods.

[00:03:20]But when things are not so perfect, usually, you know, because of one family member mess up the program, they don't like them. And they say, "Well, you know, there's nothing else to do now but just kill everybody."

[00:03:29]>> It's true. There's always one person that messes up the whole program. Right.

[00:03:32]>> Yeah. It it takes so little to set either one of them off.

[00:03:35]>> Oh yeah. And that's the thing, man.

[00:03:37]Their MO is the same. This is why we need a Dylan versus Darnell movie because they both use charm as their biggest weapon to worm their way in. Uh the biggest difference is is that Dylan worms his way in the family through adoption. Darnell marries into the family, >> right?

[00:03:52]>> So to but to understand the stepfather, you know, you must know his his past as a stepson as you can see. Right. Oh, who's that? THAT'S >> IF THAT AIN'T THAT IF that ain't him as a kid. Exactly.

[00:04:06]>> That head ain't the same everything. But what's what what's the similarity?

[00:04:10]Black.

[00:04:11]>> Yeah, I know.

[00:04:12]>> Black and they they both got penises.

[00:04:15]So, >> assuming assuming assuming I haven't turned Young Dylan over to see what he got, but hey, we're going to assume that's the case. Um, which also rips off uh adopted. Like, this universe is ripping itself off. uh they were both abused in a way according to their theme. So Dylan was abused by his real parents while Darnell then named Leon uh had his stepdad go out Joe Jackson on his ass beat his ass with a belt >> and uh and and again you know the theme being stepfather stepson ironically it was his stepfather that made him evil and crazy.

[00:04:54]>> How do you make me do this to you?

[00:04:57]WHY?

[00:04:58]ALL RIGHT.

[00:05:00]YOU AIN'T EVEN MIND.

[00:05:04]>> What was he hitting with?

[00:05:07]A blaster.

[00:05:07]>> Boy, these sound effects.

[00:05:11]>> Damn. He's beating his ass with Thor's hammer or something. Sound like Thanos is whipping his ass.

[00:05:17]>> Man, THAT'S A DUNGEON, RIGHT? LIKE HE'S SLAMMING A DOOR.

[00:05:21]>> YEAH. Or wrecking ball or something. You hear that [ __ ] Is he beating him with car parts or something?

[00:05:27]>> Yeah, like you said, but like Morir, whatever the hell you call that that Thor's hair.

[00:05:31]>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Meer >> Yeah. I messed that up, didn't it?

[00:05:36]>> That's what it sounds like when you every hit here sound like a car wreck.

[00:05:39]>> Yeah.

[00:05:40]>> Yeah.

[00:05:41]>> It sound like a damn three car pileup going on.

[00:05:44]>> You make ME DO THIS TO >> thunder and lightning.

[00:05:50]>> [ __ ] THAT'S THE SOUND YOU HEAR WHEN THE when the when the the clouds part and the door comes down.

[00:05:54]>> Yeah, >> man. I see what you MADE ME DO. YOU MEAN CALL THAT WHITE MAN WITH THAT HAMMER?

[00:06:01]>> YOU EVEN mind Darnell sure can't take a beating from God.

[00:06:08]>> Where Dylan was proactive cuz by this point Dylan was saying, "Okay, that's your ass. Go to bed tonight." You know?

[00:06:13]>> Yeah. Exactly.

[00:06:14]>> Yeah. Dylan took matters into his own hands and and kill you that evening. So, uh, Leon, Leon just sits back and kind of lets, you know, it's clean, it's easy, makes him look better. He kind of lets karma come in and and do his job.

[00:06:31]>> My man got a heart attack. HE WAS BEATING HIS ASS SO bad he gave his heart. Yo, >> he beat himself to death.

[00:06:43]>> Watching my eyes like, >> "OH [ __ ] OH, I'M COMING. OH, LORD. OH, LORD HAVE MERCY.

[00:06:53]>> WHAT CLUTCHES, MAN?

[00:06:57]>> That That's movie heart attack, by the way. Your eyes get big. No real heart attack is like that.

[00:07:02]>> Nobody clutches their heart like that.

[00:07:05]>> They ain't clutching their heart. They clutching their shirt. Oh, Lord. Oh, >> Lord have mercy.

[00:07:16]>> Oh. 911.

[00:07:21]>> Call 911.

[00:07:25]>> Call 911.

[00:07:27]>> Why would I do that?

[00:07:29]>> Yeah. Let Let me get right on that.

[00:07:32]>> I'm talking again.

[00:07:35]>> Neon said, "All right, damn. I'll think about calling 911, but not before I could drop this this cold ass line on you.

[00:07:45]Ah, he would even I thought he going to start whipping his ass, but like no, I'm above that.

[00:07:49]>> Said it yourself. I'm not your son.

[00:07:53]>> Oh, really? I said THAT sound like that.

[00:07:58]>> I was LIKE THAT, BOY. YOU KNOW, GO CALL 911.

[00:08:03]>> Tay Diggs, they say he's like 47, 48.

[00:08:06]He's 40, he's 55 in real life. Great, you know, great [ __ ] >> But if you do the math, don't do the math, >> people. So he's what about 10 people?

[00:08:15]This ain't 1983. All right. This ain't no dog. Okay. This is clearly two 2026.

[00:08:22]>> Yeah. Look at that watch and his clothes and everything.

[00:08:24]>> Yeah. Look at these CLOTHES. I MEAN HE'S having a heart attack. HE LOOK STYLISH AS YOU KNOW. GET THE CELL PHONE.

[00:08:29]>> YEAH.

[00:08:29]>> Not the football 911.

[00:08:32]>> Oh man. His furniture is modern. All this [ __ ] from He just ordered that on Wayfair.

[00:08:36]>> YEAH. YEAH. ALEXA CALL 911.

[00:08:42]>> YES. They didn't try to He He didn't try to make this look like the 80s one bit.

[00:08:47]A simple trip to the thrift store would have done something.

[00:08:51]>> No, your boy ain't about to do any of that.

[00:08:53]>> No. No.

[00:08:54]>> I got these fly threads here.

[00:08:56]>> I got this house for two hours. I can't mess this [ __ ] up.

[00:09:00]>> They even didn't even try. Meanwhile, at 2026. Oh, Lord.

[00:09:09]>> Get the CELL PHONE.

[00:09:14]HEY, 10YEAR-OLD LEO GOT THAT NEW TECHNOLOGY CALLED A CELL PHONE.

[00:09:22]>> Messed up little Leon so bad that he he can't even talk to his therapist without shaking his head and twitching.

[00:09:30]>> Um, he put your ass into it. Come on, man.

[00:09:37]Like, come on.

[00:09:38]>> Yeah, you put some feel into it, man.

[00:09:40]Come on, man. Don't fake a TW half ass twitches right now.

[00:09:45]>> Maybe. I don't know.

[00:09:47]>> Click a red light every time he supposed to like. Oh yeah, >> kid.

[00:09:50]>> Oh yeah, people. That ain't PTSD. That's a little kid with attitude.

[00:09:54]>> Yeah, whatever.

[00:09:55]>> Yeah, I guess so. That ain't no that ain't trauma.

[00:09:59]>> Whatever.

[00:10:03]>> Look at >> Yeah, I hear you. Whatever, man.

[00:10:06]>> She >> I think about it. Pop my neck. I slept wrong.

[00:10:11]>> That's him trying to scratch his chin.

[00:10:13]>> Yeah, we slept wrong. Yeah.

[00:10:15]>> So, now that we've established that he's officially out of his goddamn mind, we can start the movie with adult Leon, whose name is now Kennedy.

[00:10:25]You see what they did?

[00:10:26]>> Mhm.

[00:10:27]>> You see what they did?

[00:10:28]>> What they do?

[00:10:29]>> Leon Kennedy.

[00:10:30]>> Oh, Leon. He's like, "Really, y'all?"

[00:10:33]But there was a a black actor, Leon Isaac Kennedy, before this.

[00:10:36]>> Yeah. No, this this man's a Resident Evil fan cuz we didn't have no Isaac. We just had Leon and Kennedy. I like, "All right, I see a little your little re uh your Resident Evil Easter egg in there."

[00:10:47]>> Well, you know, he's probably a big fan of playing when he was a kid.

[00:10:52]>> Back in 1983.

[00:10:54]>> You mean back in 2026?

[00:10:55]>> Yeah.

[00:10:57]>> Yeah. Somebody like, "Come on, man."

[00:11:01]Well, >> but but uh uh you know, now he's just coming off of a a freshly murdered family, >> dragging them bodies, dragging them, boy. Get your ass over here.

[00:11:16]>> Yeah, man. Dragging those bodies. And uh and you going you, like we were saying, you going to see a lot of that as we do this review right here. So, he uh he killed the the family with rat poison, which uh he left out on the counter the whole time for some reason.

[00:11:31]What's this? I guess I'll eat these cookies like >> how the family missed that. I don't know.

[00:11:37]>> But he also had the box out because he needs he he wants to kindly read it to you. He wants to kindly read the instructions to you as you slowly die in about 30 seconds. You should fall out.

[00:11:49]OKAY.

[00:11:51]Those instructions are not on a a box of rat poison. You should >> in case you want to talk to a rat as they die.

[00:11:58]>> Right. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It makes uh it doesn't, you know, if it makes any difference to y'all out there that he just killed his family, he does genuinely feel sorry about it.

[00:12:08]>> It's my family.

[00:12:10]I'm going to miss you guys.

[00:12:12]>> So sorry that when everyone's dead and he makes sure that everybody's not getting back up. He pops on his playlist.

[00:12:20]>> I knew it.

[00:12:20]>> And starts to it and starts to celebrate.

[00:12:25]>> Start I knew as soon as you said that everybody going to start dancing. Yeah, he puts on his playlist and starts dancing. Have a little dance party around the kitchen right there. He's still crying, but you know what I mean.

[00:12:36]This is a celebration. Let's not be sad.

[00:12:38]They moved on to a better place. So will I.

[00:12:42]>> I mean, he's so sad that I'm sorry.

[00:12:45]>> He's so sad. He's just trying to help, you know. This is the way he grieavves.

[00:12:48]He grieavves by little have a little dance party, dancing on the bodies, picks up a piece of fruit and starts using as a microphone and a musical instrument LIKE A HARMONICA. WHAT SONGS he listening to?

[00:12:59]Well, I'll play it real quick cuz I can't play it. I can't play it on uh YouTube. But I listen. Yeah, it helps if you hear the music.

[00:13:10]>> Wait, is he born?

[00:13:12]>> Yeah. Banana.

[00:13:14]>> Was that a Stevie Wonder?

[00:13:15]>> A banana har.

[00:13:18]>> A banica.

[00:13:22]>> Ain't you got something to do, man? You just killed your whole family. I'm messing around. Got some dancing to do.

[00:13:26]Yeah. Yeah. put on this performance right here.

[00:13:31]>> Also like Dylan when uh everyone is dead, he burns all the evidence and walks away from uh the house that he set on fire with fake fire right there.

[00:13:43]>> Y >> you can see that's a Dylan move right there.

[00:13:46]>> Yeah, I know.

[00:13:47]>> With that little that little step on >> he's got that artistic walk. Yeah, >> that freaky Nicki walk. Now, of course, this right here is highly suspicious, and Darnell is quickly brought in for questioning, doing the worst acting job at being upset.

[00:14:05]>> So, you were uh >> going to the grocery store, going to the store, my turn to cook.

[00:14:13]>> And the longer he goes on, the worse it gets. He just starts just not only is his acting and when he's crying bad, but he just starts saying silly [ __ ] It is the salmon and veggies and veggies.

[00:14:28]Veggies.

[00:14:29]>> Come on.

[00:14:31]>> I have the receipt in my pocket.

[00:14:33]>> All right. God damn it.

[00:14:34]>> What's up with the salmon and veggies?

[00:14:36]>> Look at me. I'm like this.

[00:14:39]>> The cops AIN'T BUYING THIS [ __ ] RIGHT NOW.

[00:14:41]>> THIS IS HORRIBLE. AND WE DIDN'T even ask you receipt.

[00:14:44]>> So, AT LEAST I'M SUPPOSED TO THINK ABOUT THE MOVIE. THE COPS AIN'T BUYING THIS [ __ ] AT ALL.

[00:14:47]>> THERE'S no way this guy did it. Wait, WHAT?

[00:14:52]>> WHAT?

[00:14:53]I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM. HE He's almost crying and then hitting HE HAS A RECE.

[00:14:57]>> WHAT? SO SO THE COPS were moved by that terrible performance.

[00:15:03]>> I mean, you should see him. He's a mess.

[00:15:07]If he did it, he deserves an Oscar for that acting job he's putting on.

[00:15:11]>> Okay, so people now, if you wonder how Darnell >> is getting away with all of this in this movie, there's your answer right there.

[00:15:17]The cops are idiots. And we've seen a lot of things where cops were kind of incompetent, but these are the worst cops in anything I've ever seen. So, cut to one year later.

[00:15:28]>> They say one of the best places to to meet people, I've read in articles, is a grocery store. So, >> I don't know how that's true.

[00:15:35]>> I don't know how that's true. Well, I'll tell you that's true. If you're Darnell, >> cuz Darnell, that's his hunting ground right there. Darnell, cuz Darnell likes to cook.

[00:15:44]>> So, while you know, he's over there squeezing damn red PEPPERS AND C LOOK AT HIM. I DON'T CARE HOW GOOD HE IS. THEY BEEN LIKE, "Stop looking at me."

[00:15:55]>> That man, he Darnell has been over them peppers for two hours.

[00:15:57]>> Yeah, you sure is. Waiting on somebody on HIS NEXT been squeezing PEPPERS FOR TWO HOURS.

[00:16:04]THEY THINK HE WORKS THERE.

[00:16:06]EVERY PEPPER works there.

[00:16:09]>> So this girl Asia comes up. Is it man?

[00:16:11]Is that Tony Braxton's sister?

[00:16:13]>> Yeah. Tamar.

[00:16:14]>> Tomar Braxton. Yeah. So, Asia comes up and uh and you know, my man is charming.

[00:16:21]Though, I'll tell you this, it is a warning, son, when a stranger >> starts talking to you out of nowhere and he refers to your daughter as little mama.

[00:16:29]>> Um, I think I overheard little mama complaining about the flavor.

[00:16:33]>> That's where a black woman be like, "Excuse me."

[00:16:35]>> Yeah, exactly. Exactly. And also, why are you talking to me at the grocery store?

[00:16:39]>> Yeah, >> you'll see why. Um, I think I overheard little mama complaining about the flavor of food. If that's the case, might I suggest one of these?

[00:16:50]>> So sweet. So >> sweet.

[00:16:55]But how do you say that?

[00:16:56]>> Suggest one of these. So sweet. So delicious.

[00:16:59]>> That sounds >> so crispy.

[00:17:01]>> That crown's creepy. The way he's doing it is so sweet. So delicious.

[00:17:04]>> Sweet.

[00:17:05]>> So flavorful. That should take care of the issue.

[00:17:07]>> I'll tell you right now, you don't even know what I'M COOKING. YEAH.

[00:17:11]ALL YOU HEARD WHEN YOU KIDS SAY your your your food taste like [ __ ] >> But I can guarantee you Darnell has been he he's been slapped, maed, probably been kicked in the nuts, ran hit with a carton, hit with a he this is probably the 10th woman he's talked to that day.

[00:17:28]That's the one that didn't say no.

[00:17:29]>> That's the first time he did he didn't do it with his dick in his hand. Like just so sweet, so delicious.

[00:17:36]>> Tay Diggs, cuz I think Tay Diggs is just overplaying it on purpose in some parts, right? Cuz Tay Diggs is a great actor.

[00:17:43]He is, >> you know, he's stage trained. He's uh he's been in several movies. So, he's so he's told to play it up here. He making excuses for it cuz it's still a silly ass character. But there are there are times when Tay Digs, look, it's Tay Diggs. And Tay Diggs is just naturally charming himself. He just has a natural charisma. have food with flavor as opposed to, you know, the flavorless stuff that the viewer complained about.

[00:18:04]>> Y not both getting on me about my cooking.

[00:18:07]>> Now that's the Tay Digs that we know.

[00:18:09]>> Don't get used to it, >> RIGHT?

[00:18:12]>> YOU NEVER going to see it again.

[00:18:13]>> YEAH. HE MIGHT COME OUT A COUPLE more times, but the Tay Digs you get most of the times that weirdo squeezing >> peppers.

[00:18:20]PEPPER SQUEEZING.

[00:18:21]>> YEAH.

[00:18:22]Combine Tay Diggs natural charm with this old fake story about how his wife died and he's in. You know, she falls for it. Even though the daughter the daughter says, "You know what? No, I ain't buying that [ __ ] I don't trust him at all.

[00:18:36]>> I don't trust him."

[00:18:37]>> And you can hear in the background like a decision.

[00:18:44]>> Yeah. Your mama do little mama.

[00:18:48]>> Big mama do.

[00:18:50]>> You just jealous.

[00:18:51]>> Yeah.

[00:18:54]Oh, you know what?

[00:18:57]Maybe she's trying by him because he's a better actor than her ex-husband.

[00:19:02]>> I work, okay?

[00:19:03]>> And if I didn't do that, I wouldn't be able to provide this house, the food, the clothes on your back. Cut.

[00:19:11]>> Come on, man.

[00:19:13]>> I gave it everything I got.

[00:19:15]>> Oh jeez. What are we going to do now?

[00:19:18]>> Oh my god.

[00:19:20]I know, right? You nailed it, huh, >> man? Listen, that that that was so bad right there.

[00:19:28]>> Nora could have been over there in that section and still got >> there.

[00:19:34]Closing your back.

[00:19:38]>> Yeah. Is like, what are you saying?

[00:19:40]>> Yeah.

[00:19:40]>> I work. Okay.

[00:19:42]>> I work. Okay.

[00:19:45]DID YOU HEAR THAT? I WORK. OKAY.

[00:19:49]I work. Okay.

[00:19:51]>> I work. Okay. I don't think you do because you're not convincing me that you do.

[00:19:55]>> Yeah. He's like Quinton Tarantino in Pulp Fiction. Okay.

[00:19:58]>> Any ter Quint performance. But yes, >> boy. I work. Okay.

[00:20:06]>> I don't get divorced. Okay.

[00:20:11]>> Those words are in so many different lanes. Oh yeah. Hell yeah. And those spaces in between where he's going like, "What was that next line?"

[00:20:20]>> People say, "Rushing it. I'm crushing it."

[00:20:22]>> This is This is NPC dialogue.

[00:20:24]>> Oh, yeah. It is. It is. Yeah. People walk around the background. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:20:29]>> This Yeah. This is what you hear when you passing by an NPC.

[00:20:32]>> Get out of my way. I work. Okay.

[00:20:34]>> This is the thing you hear before you try to get a side, right?

[00:20:37]>> Or you or you bump into somebody in one of them. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:20:40]>> I work. Okay. Get out of my way.

[00:20:42]Well, I guess it worked in the grocery store because 6 months later they eloped. They married and it takes no time for that crazy to come out, man. Everything.

[00:20:54]>> He held it back for six months.

[00:20:55]>> He held it back for six months.

[00:20:56]>> Achievement.

[00:20:57]>> No, he you right about that. It It was just It just took one element to bring it out of him.

[00:21:02]>> Uhoh.

[00:21:02]>> Yeah. So, man, everything's going good.

[00:21:07]And then, and this is not his fault because that stepdaughter Melanie, she had to bring that damn boyfriend in, man. Why she do that? She knew that was going to set him off.

[00:21:17]>> Brad Darnell.

[00:21:20]>> Hey, man. Look at me.

[00:21:22]>> He just got that. Why she bring this this old milktoast ass boyfriend in here who can't even make eye contact?

[00:21:28]>> Mop top. Look at >> Yeah, that's all right.

[00:21:32]Darnell got some >> Darnell got Darnell got got a way to make HIM PAY ATTENTION.

[00:21:40]WHAT?

[00:21:40]>> I TELL YOU WHAT, it worked. WHAT THE?

[00:21:44]>> YEAH. YOU LOOKING at me now, AIN'T YOU?

[00:21:46]>> HE PUNCHED HIM.

[00:21:47]>> In his head.

[00:21:48]>> Oh, this movie got a lot of fake ass.

[00:21:50]Yeah, this movie got a lot of fake ass the first time it happens. You believe it?

[00:21:54]>> YEAH, CUZ HE'S SO CRAZY. YEAH, >> cuz that's what he wants to do though cuz he he feels this >> because his father, his stepfather was the one to told him who slapped the [ __ ] out of him when he wasn't looking at him in the eye. He told him over and over again when a man looks at you in the eye, you look at him back. Of course, >> Leon, of course, young Darnell Leon, he like he's still doing that. Whatever his dad is, I'll slap the [ __ ] out of you.

[00:22:16]He did.

[00:22:17]>> You gonna look at me.

[00:22:19]>> Oh, you can look at me. You can look at that wall over there while you're up against it. I slap you on it. Uh yeah.

[00:22:26]No, him and the boyfriend they they they they're good for now now. Now, >> but but he did say, "Hey, look at me, though."

[00:22:34]>> Yeah. No, he did. Yeah. Yeah. He came back and told him, he's like, he he said, "You know what? No, no, no, no.

[00:22:39]I'm not I'm not crazy Leon. I'm Darnell." He told him, he said, "Look, anytime uh anytime a man looks at you and you know or shakes your hand, look at him in the eye, you know, it shows a a sign of respect and confidence." And know, so they get along. They got off on the right foot right there. My man learned a life lesson right there.

[00:22:56]Darnell held his crazy ass back. So everything is good, man.

[00:23:00]>> Inside he's seething.

[00:23:02]>> Yeah. Well, I say that and the more you look at it, the more you look at this, the creepier this [ __ ] get gets, man. Because uh >> I think >> so. They don't come out and say it, but I I think that he hates the boyfriend because he has a thing for the stepdaughter.

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[00:24:55]>> Yeah, he's sleeping in there. Yeah, she's in college and they came over.

[00:24:58]>> Oh, okay. Okay. I didn't know. Okay. All right.

[00:25:01]>> So, you know, listen, ain't it's still weird. It's still creepy, but you know, for Darnell, he's doing his thing.

[00:25:08]>> Oh, this ain't that.

[00:25:10]>> Yeah, exactly. That's my That's my job.

[00:25:13]>> But >> but then he goes and he's just he says the craziest things that are even out of place for for this movie. It's like, okay, where the hell did that come from?

[00:25:25]>> Like, [ __ ] >> Sorry.

[00:25:28]>> HUH?

[00:25:30]I I KNOW I DIDN'T HEAR THAT RIGHT.

[00:25:33]>> YEAH, PEOPLE, you heard that correct. He asses met out nowhere.

[00:25:36]>> You like to eat [ __ ] >> Sorry.

[00:25:40]>> You like eating [ __ ] >> Yes, I will have some more chips.

[00:25:43]>> Even Even for this movie, that's like where the hell that come from? That's not even a character for Darnell.

[00:25:48]>> Right. Right. Oh, wow.

[00:25:50]>> And then and he tries to recover with something even crazier.

[00:25:53]>> I said, "Have you seen our little cat pussy?"

[00:25:55]>> Oh, >> WHO NAMES THAT CAT [ __ ] YOU KNOW WHAT?

[00:25:58]I AIN'T GOING EVEN SAY that's that's nasty. That's just lazy. Lazy.

[00:26:02]>> Brad's the nicest dude in the movie, man. If anybody deserves to be left alone, it's Brad.

[00:26:08]>> That's unfortunate.

[00:26:10]>> I mean, we can already see where this is going.

[00:26:12]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:26:13]>> You already tapping that ass and he ain't >> Yeah. Yeah. Exactly.

[00:26:15]>> No, Brad, you got to go.

[00:26:17]>> Y Brad, you could have looked him in the eye right when you walked in. You were never going to make it happen.

[00:26:22]>> Just walk in, see him turn right around.

[00:26:24]>> Yep.

[00:26:25]>> No.

[00:26:27]Sorry, baby.

[00:26:28]>> Brad could have walked in in his his Marine uniform.

[00:26:31]>> Yeah.

[00:26:32]>> Been respectable as hell. He still wouldn't make him out this movie alive.

[00:26:35]Yeah. Your your your fate was sealed the moment this girl brought you in the house.

[00:26:39]>> Right. And moment you stayed instead turn right around leaving.

[00:26:42]>> No. The moment he walked through that door, he like your ass.

[00:26:46]>> You can't go nowhere.

[00:26:48]>> EVEN IF HE LEFT, HE still get him.

[00:26:50]>> Oh yeah. He cracked his ass down. He does not like him, man. That made it made me really It made me really dislike this dude, man. I was like, "Leave that man alone."

[00:26:59]>> Oh, that's what it took to make you dislike him, man.

[00:27:03]>> Being a family annihilator put you on the fence. But >> dancing on people's grains.

[00:27:07]>> Yeah. Dancing over their damn bodies in the kitchen, talking a kid through a rat poison death.

[00:27:14]Me being here is going to make it that much better.

[00:27:17]>> Right. So, so, uh, in about 30 seconds, you should fall out. Okay. So go peacefully now.

[00:27:25]>> You should fall out of it.

[00:27:26]>> Okay. What do you mean? Okay.

[00:27:29]>> Well, what what did you do? Uh but man, listen, Martin, you talking about that's all it took? I got a confession.

[00:27:38]>> I was kind of rooting for Darnell the real. Yeah, I was. I'm Listen, >> I'm not making any excuses for Darnell.

[00:27:45]He's a serial killer. He's crazy.

[00:27:46]There's no excuse for Darnell. Uh but this, you know, cuz this could be the bestest family ever. It could be the most perfect family. He's going to find something wrong and they going to die >> because he's because he's crazy.

[00:27:58]>> Yeah.

[00:27:58]>> That man stays stocked with rat poison.

[00:28:01]But but this this family just sped things up.

[00:28:07]>> They pushed his ass.

[00:28:08]>> I knew I knew you wouldn't say that. I knew it.

[00:28:10]>> Man, listen. A normal person, they didn't push. It's just cuz he's crazy.

[00:28:15]And also, the mom should not have just instantly married some dude she met in the supermarket.

[00:28:20]>> No. No. That's what I'm saying. I man, listen.

[00:28:23]>> I ain't saying that it's their fault, >> but I ain't saying they didn't help themselves either. I do. I I I hate this family.

[00:28:29]>> I hate these characters. I I hate these people, man. I I I I do. I hate these characters, man. The only two people I like in the in the movie I think are written decent is uh is Melanie and Brad. I think everybody else is kind of written to be either have a lot of attitude to be to the point of being annoying or just just be kind of a piece of [ __ ] man. I mean, look, the the young girl, she's being a young girl, but the mom is the most irresponsible.

[00:28:54]>> Yeah. No, listen. Right. Right after uh the family had talk about Tim showing up inappropriately in inappropriately, Asia's she steps out and Tim his ass waiting in the bushes. Oh, >> YOU KNOW THAT EVERYBODY had a family meeting. He and he was told to go home.

[00:29:11]He's been out there waiting for the the whole time hiding out.

[00:29:14]>> Thanks for dressing up, Jim.

[00:29:16]>> Yeah.

[00:29:16]>> Yeah. He was told with extreme prejudice to go home.

[00:29:19]>> Yeah.

[00:29:22]And and not only not only has he been told to go home, not only has he been out there hiding in the bushes like a creep, >> right?

[00:29:32]>> But after all that, she invites him in.

[00:29:35]Oh, come on in and and let's talk about it. And you know where that leads.

[00:29:43]>> Oh [ __ ] >> Boy, your timing is impeccable. So >> yeah, you better like a gorilla, boy.

[00:29:52]And Tim, you look light in the ass if you're doing that, man. That's his, you know, he's already bowed up, too.

[00:30:01]>> Oh yeah.

[00:30:01]>> BUST THAT SWEATER. HE BUSTING that sweater. Boy, he's he's flexing his flexing like a like on an animal.

[00:30:10]>> The feathers go up, the fur go up. Oh, like a gorilla when he flexes his muscles.

[00:30:14]>> And Tim over there looking like a glass of milk.

[00:30:16]>> Show him just how good he is.

[00:30:18]>> Yeah. Look at a glass of milk.

[00:30:20]>> LOOK HOW HE PUMPED HIS SHOULDERS UP.

[00:30:21]>> YEAH, I TOLD YOU. HE BUSTED out that sweater. Tim's like, "Oh."

[00:30:24]>> So he like, "Well, Tim, you can't say you didn't know what's going to happen next."

[00:30:29]Oh, >> and that's one of them stepdaddy beatings.

[00:30:37]>> Oh, yeah. He got >> Hell yeah. Passing it down.

[00:30:40]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:30:41]>> I was trained. Well, >> right. Oh, I forgot about this one.

[00:30:44]>> Tim, it's your Yeah, Tim, it's your lucky day. I'm passing the stages on.

[00:30:51]>> But wait, THERE'S MORE.

[00:30:58]ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS CALL THIS NUMBER.

[00:31:00]>> Act now.

[00:31:01]>> YEAH. ACT NOW. YEAH.

[00:31:03]>> And we'll give you two price of one.

[00:31:05]>> The more I kick, the more you save.

[00:31:09]>> No. Had enough savings. We gave you this beautiful tote bag.

[00:31:17]>> How much would you expect to pay for that like this?

[00:31:21]>> Oh, a lot, right? And everybody everybody catching savings today.

[00:31:32]>> Darnell gave such an ass whooping that Tim called the cops or the cops was called by somebody. I think the neighbors is what they heard and get his ass whooped. Tim can't call nobody right now.

[00:31:43]>> He really could.

[00:31:44]>> Tim know his own name right now. Talking about he called a cop.

[00:31:46]>> No. No. Hell no. And uh so yeah, they heard that ass from across the street.

[00:31:55][ __ ] I think they HEARD THIS.

[00:31:58]>> YEAH, I have.

[00:32:02]>> We don't like Tim, but he hit her. We got to call waiting for Tim to get his ass boy.

[00:32:07]>> So, >> so the the police get involved.

[00:32:11]Asia and Darnell got to go down to the station. Make sure I ain't got to beat that dog, you know. Uh, and I I this is where I really can't stand her, man, because she she was she you saw her she was about to kiss Tim.

[00:32:27]>> Mhm.

[00:32:27]>> She was.

[00:32:28]>> Yeah. So, but no, she she she's trying to throw everybody under the bus except herself. She ain't trying to take responsibility for any of it.

[00:32:36]>> Timothy had no business being there in the first place.

[00:32:39]>> And Timothy is your ex-husband.

[00:32:41]>> Uh, well, uh, who told you that?

[00:32:44]>> You see, we see what happened was.

[00:32:47]complicated.

[00:32:49]>> WHY AM I GETTING the third degree now?

[00:32:51]You know, right just now.

[00:32:54]>> And that cop boy, that that lady cop, she ain't letting it slide.

[00:32:59]>> I didn't kiss my ex-boy. I didn't exactly stop him either. Oh, well, you got caught cheating. He lashed out and attacked Mr. Jones. Now, you putting words in my mouth. I didn't say all that.

[00:33:10]>> [ __ ] PLEASE. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. YOU PUT WORDS I DIDN'T SAY ALL THAT. But that is what happened though, right? I mean, >> yeah, I mean, but I ain't saying it.

[00:33:18]>> I I'll put YOU IN CUFFS RIGHT NOW.

[00:33:20]TRYING TO PLAY ME STUPID.

[00:33:21]>> YOU SAID SHE SPIT UP her like I know you didn't just >> Yeah. And you got your damn mind.

[00:33:25]>> Did you just say >> what the hell you think I am? I done whooped your ass right now myself.

[00:33:30]>> And after all this, she's still It's It's crazy cuz the cops ain't doing Darnell any favors either, man. They driving him crazy, too. Not that it takes much.

[00:33:42]See now that temper is why you're here in the first place.

[00:33:49]>> That is kind of big. He's like, I wish you >> I got my hand on my gun.

[00:33:54]>> Yeah, you ain't that goddamn crazy.

[00:33:55]>> Exactly.

[00:33:56]>> [ __ ] I ain't Tim.

[00:33:59]>> Yeah, I'll blow that milk around your shoulders.

[00:34:03]>> Sit your ass down. And don't be on that desk again. You got one more time to do that.

[00:34:07]>> Yeah. Yeah. You beat on that desk again.

[00:34:09]Whoop your ass.

[00:34:11]>> And touch MY DESK AGAIN FACE, TOO.

[00:34:15]>> You better set your ass down.

[00:34:16]>> Yeah, you got one more time to do that.

[00:34:20]>> I'm put your head on. You ain't that goddamn crazy. Set your ass down.

[00:34:23]>> Yeah, but after all this, man, your girl still can't she still can't take responsibility for any of this.

[00:34:28]>> I did not kiss him. He kissed me.

[00:34:30]>> Come on. What are we in third grade?

[00:34:32]>> Damn. He's more sane than her right now.

[00:34:33]>> Exactly. I was like, this moment I was like, "Oh, I can't believe I'm on his side. He's making sense, >> right?

[00:34:39]>> He's actually like Lucid right now.

[00:34:41]>> Again, it's not that I'm hating these people, people who are abused by crazy people. It's just I think these characters are just annoying cuz they're so badly written. They're written to almost annoy you cuz they're written to manufacture this kind of drama, right?

[00:34:55]They are. And they are written to drive him crazy. You don't need to it don't you don't need to have him drive him crazy. He's crazy. I mean, I mean, it's the point you think with Darnell, you see this isn't working out, right? Just just move on, man. Oh, he's crazy.

[00:35:09]>> That's not how I end things.

[00:35:11]>> I'm not leaving this house. No.

[00:35:13]>> [ __ ] Yeah, exactly.

[00:35:14]>> I'm doing the Calypso over there in the back.

[00:35:15]>> Exactly. That's how I break up with people.

[00:35:18]>> I'm doing the cha cha cha of course.

[00:35:22]>> Live dancing over here.

[00:35:23]>> Live dancing over here. Yeah. Yeah. Live dancing to some music.

[00:35:26]>> Charlie Brown.

[00:35:28]>> Charlie Brown.

[00:35:32]Dap clap your hands.

[00:35:37]Oh yeah. Go. Start again.

[00:35:41]>> It was like he kissed me girl in our own kitchen. You knew I was in the house.

[00:35:45]>> Yeah. I You know I was there and I saw it.

[00:35:47]>> Right. Right. I saw everything.

[00:35:49]>> Like gaslight me is not the move, man.

[00:35:52]>> I SAW YOU LEAN.

[00:35:53]>> OH YEAH, SHE That's That's right. She did gaslight. I didn't even think about that. She sure did. I can't stand this woman, man. Like Like I said, I I ain't saying Darnell should kill her, but You know, hey, this annoying ass character, the more and that's the thing, the more they keep dumping on him, the more they keep pushing this dude cuz Sasha still got more of that little funk ass attitude.

[00:36:15]>> I asked my mom. Uh, no offense. I don't need to ask you. You're not my father.

[00:36:23]>> He's like, "How many times are you going to say that?"

[00:36:24]>> Exactly. It's like, I get it. I get it.

[00:36:26]All right. God damn. Now, I'm trying to be nice and this is the point where he's like, "All right, god damn it. Enough is enough.

[00:36:31]>> You already have one strike. Two more. You're out.

[00:36:41]Nah, >> girl. I'm just playing. No. Am I >> Am I though?

[00:36:47]>> You never know. Sweet dreams.

[00:36:49]>> Cuz uh cuz for real though.

[00:36:55]>> I got something for your daddy.

[00:36:59]>> Is that daddy's house?

[00:37:00]>> Yeah, he broke. Yeah. You like Yeah.

[00:37:02]Yeah. You like to you like to break into people's houses.

[00:37:04]>> Yeah. Yeah. Let me show you how it's done. Let me show you how it's done. Let me show you how it's done.

[00:37:09]>> You ain't heard nobody. Yeah. You ain't nothing coming.

[00:37:11]>> Yeah. You like to break into people's houses and give smoochies and everything. How about break your ass and give your ass A waiting for man to get dressed, TOO.

[00:37:22]>> I KNOW.

[00:37:23]HE WATCHED IT FOR A LONG TIME. HE HAD HIS SHIRT OFF.

[00:37:26]>> He Yeah. He let him man. He let him shave, brush his teeth, >> get all cleaned up.

[00:37:30]>> Yeah. getting to get out there and get dried off after the shower, you know, trim his beard a little bit and and waited for the moment. My man said, "Huh, now for a nice tall glass of OJ.

[00:37:44]COME HERE, BITCH."

[00:37:45]>> WHO'S THAT?

[00:37:47]>> YEAH, YOU know who the hell it is.

[00:37:48]>> Darnell, is that you?

[00:37:51]>> Peekaboo. I SEE YOU.

[00:37:53]GO THE HELL. IS that you?

[00:37:56]>> Yo, who is it? How many enemies you have?

[00:37:59]>> I mean, come on, man.

[00:38:00]I love it. YOU SAID DARNELL, IS THAT YOU?

[00:38:04]>> OH, COME ON. DARNELL, YOU ALREADY GOT You already got ME STRUGGLING.

[00:38:20]Black people are black.

[00:38:25]>> I love Jimmy.

[00:38:28]>> Yeah. Look at me. This still gives me that you first thing he says. HEY, COME ON, BROTHER. HOW YOU DOING, MAN? TOP OF THE MORNING FOR YOU.

[00:38:40]>> COME HERE DOWN THERE. HEY, come on. Give me dab, brother.

[00:38:44]>> Oh, you want some coffee, man? BLACK NO.

[00:38:53]>> OH, STEAK FOR BREAKFAST.

[00:38:58]I WAS JUST TALKING.

[00:39:04]>> You know what happens next? That drag.

[00:39:07]You got a drag. Drag. Drag.

[00:39:09]>> Yeah. Bring that ass on over here. Oh, it is the best part. YOU CAN SEE THEM.

[00:39:14]>> THE knockout feet.

[00:39:18]They >> point they pointed out at the knockout feet. And he ain't dead yet because he's like, "No." Again, him and Dylan got something in common.

[00:39:28]>> You got to go.

[00:39:35]>> My man like this.

[00:39:46]>> Oh, is that stuff, man?

[00:39:48]>> Yeah. Got to be.

[00:39:48]>> Oh, cuz I was going to say this the best acting he's done, man. It might you know what it might be because the way they cut >> and then so it's probably him.

[00:39:57]>> Yeah. I never liked him anyway. You know Yeah. Good for that. That's what you get. Not that it makes any difference for Darnell's situation because Asia is so stupid.

[00:40:06]>> Then you still have feelings for him.

[00:40:10]>> Honestly, Darnell.

[00:40:11]>> Oh hell. That's not the answer that you should.

[00:40:13]>> First of all, she didn't even have to say anything cuz it took too long. She waited.

[00:40:17]>> Yeah.

[00:40:17]>> And then honestly, Darnell.

[00:40:18]>> Yeah. Well, >> ah, well, I guess the ham and that gas, man. It's just it's just cut to the chase.

[00:40:26]>> I'm done [ __ ] right here.

[00:40:27]>> I tried.

[00:40:28]>> Yeah. Yeah. I don't even need to.

[00:40:30]>> Yeah. But Darnell, man, look, he really is trying, man. He said, "Let me get the hell out of here before I kill somebody, man."

[00:40:35]>> And he and he tried to do the right Yeah. Before I before I murder somebody up in here. And he he tries to do the right thing, too, by leaving and going to a hotel. He said, "I can't be with you for a while cuz I know what's going to happen." My man tries to go to a hotel, which Darnell can't win. That was a big mistake, too, because by going to a hotel now, he has to sit up there by himself, which makes him start talking to the League of Darnell.

[00:41:05]>> So, you got Leon Kennedy and then and and what I mean by that is that you have Leon and his other alter ego, Kennedy.

[00:41:13]So, Kennedy, now a grown man that he's talking to, uh, or that's the hallucination he's having of himself.

[00:41:19]Uh, he's the nice one because he wears glasses.

[00:41:22]>> I just don't want to hurt anybody.

[00:41:25]>> When is this going to be over?

[00:41:27]>> Leon though. Leon Leon is Oz.

[00:41:30]>> Leon. Yeah, Leon is so Yeah, Leon is so O. No, he he's a wannabe. Oz.

[00:41:35]>> Yeah, >> he's a He's a He's a He's a uh >> he's a fake hood. Yeah, he's like he's he's so tough. He's the ghetto one, >> right?

[00:41:44]>> But it does, you know what he sounds like? He sounds like Tay Dig's character in Malibu.

[00:41:53]>> She cheated on you, homie. We don't forgive that.

[00:41:57]>> Well, his character in Malibu's most wanted was harder.

[00:42:00]>> Yeah. Yeah. Was more was more convincing, but he was actually, >> you know, playing for laughs and it was actually pretty funny.

[00:42:06]>> He's got other personalities, too. If you notice, things just start come out of nowhere. So, I don't know where this like they didn't explain this at all.

[00:42:12]So, he talks to his his his uh his therapist in the movie because he like, "Oh, I'm going CRAZY AGAIN."

[00:42:20]>> YEAH, you're right. That's a completely different personality.

[00:42:23]>> Yeah, man. It's like, man, we get introduced to some different Darnell's.

[00:42:26]So, there's one that is a a a teen ballet girl.

[00:42:31]>> And honestly, seriously, I don't want to do this anymore. There's a gay one.

[00:42:41]>> I guess it's just not in the cards for me.

[00:42:44]>> There's a mentally challenged one.

[00:42:46]>> You can't go around just hurting people for no reason. It's selfish. It's selfish.

[00:42:52]>> And that's in 3 minutes.

[00:42:55]It It be even that long.

[00:42:57]>> All right. Split >> a tour TO SPLIT. YEAH.

[00:43:03]>> YEAH. People like said it's like multiplicity or something. Yeah. Why we [ __ ] with these Oscars? Just give it to him, my friend.

[00:43:07]>> Yeah, for real. As my man is again going through all his multiple personalities in 2 minutes, going through his greatest hits, going through his personalities like a I think his uh >> going through his roller dash.

[00:43:19]>> I think his personality is on his playlist on go through his Spotify dial one up real quick.

[00:43:25]>> G Darnell, >> did I do this one yet?

[00:43:28]But while he's going through his his damn uh schizophrenic playlist, uh meanwhile, Asia's brother is over visiting and proving that even if Darnell wasn't crazy if he had been the best guy in the world, she she would have ruined it cuz she messy.

[00:43:46]>> Do you love him?

[00:43:48]>> Who Darnell?

[00:43:49]>> Yeah.

[00:43:50]>> Who the you think I'm talking about?

[00:43:52]He's like, see this boy don't come over no >> who the hell we been? YOU MEAN THE PERSON BEEN TALKING ABOUT FOR THE LAST HOUR? THE PERSON YOU CALLED ME OVER TO TALK ABOUT.

[00:44:00]>> LOOK AT THE BROTHER'S FACE.

[00:44:01]>> HUSBAND.

[00:44:01]>> YEAH.

[00:44:02]>> Look at the brother's face. Look at his face. He's like, "Bitch, I don't even know what to How am I Why did I even come over here?"

[00:44:08]>> Who raised you?

[00:44:09]>> That's why your last marriage didn't work.

[00:44:12]>> And again, she is so messy that uh she can't take responsibility for what she's doing this time. She blames the daughter. Man, she she caused all this.

[00:44:23]>> She caused all of this in the first place. Like that man coming to my house like is she serious? Was she thinking?

[00:44:28]>> You mean the man that you allowed to kiss you in in your husband's kitchen?

[00:44:35]>> Well, if she didn't let him in, I would almost I mean it's like >> Yeah. And it's her father. Of course, she would call him, >> right?

[00:44:43]>> So Darnell goes back to the house.

[00:44:50]>> Darnell goes back to the house. Like I said, I don't feel bad for him. He's gone. Like I said, he's crazy. He needs his ass needs to go somewhere. But but you but you get the feeling he was giving it one last shot before he he said, "This time, I know no murder.

[00:45:06]>> Just go ahead and just make just try one more time, Darnell. Let's just try to make this happen the the the the the sane normal way.

[00:45:14]>> I really really love you. I do.

[00:45:19]>> But I still have feelings for Timothy."

[00:45:23]All right. I tried a head drop. You get a head drop. That's it.

[00:45:30]You made you boy. You were leaving me no choice.

[00:45:33]>> You made the decision for me. I appreciate that. And in case you don't know that, let me just tell you. I just drop a head real quick.

[00:45:40]>> This is what she wants.

[00:45:41]>> Oh god.

[00:45:42]>> Trying.

[00:45:42]>> Yeah. Y'all all heard that, right? You tell the Dardell's Dell heard that, right? She making us do it. was like, "Yeah, >> the next one is like, man, >> yeah, >> yeah, >> yeah, man.

[00:45:56]>> Yeah."

[00:45:57]So, she suggest a break, not a divorce, but it don't sound like a break. It don't sound temporary to me.

[00:46:06]>> Let's try to celebrate what we had.

[00:46:10]Have a good time.

[00:46:12]>> Yeah, that's cool. Are you sure, >> boy? She can't wait to go back to town.

[00:46:15]>> I know.

[00:46:16]>> Are you sure?

[00:46:18]>> That's what people are. You good? cuz I'm gonna Yeah.

[00:46:21]>> You know, that's that's like when when somebody like uh is buying you drinks and you know you want to be bought those drinks. You want you don't want to pay for those drinks, but you still say, "Yeah, you know, are you sure you going to do this? You sure? You sure give me something?"

[00:46:32]>> You know, if they said, "Yeah, go ahead." You'd be like, >> "Yeah, yeah, I forgot my wallet." Okay.

[00:46:37]>> Yeah.

[00:46:39]Stop the second.

[00:46:41]>> You sure? You sure want to do this one last time?

[00:46:43]>> She got keys in her hand.

[00:46:45]>> Jingle jingle.

[00:46:48]Let me just call Tim real quick and let him know I'm going to be late.

[00:46:51]>> I'm on my way.

[00:46:52]>> Little does SHE KNOW THAT?

[00:47:01]>> So my man says, "Hey, let's have one last celebration before we end things, you know, just so we can remember the good times and end on a good note." Of course, that means him cooking up a nice dinner. Rap poison stupid like this.

[00:47:20]>> Oh well pull out the old ingredients.

[00:47:25]>> Yellow peppers AND RAT POISON.

[00:47:27]>> SQUEEZE THESE.

[00:47:28]>> You never let me down.

[00:47:33]>> Oh nice try rat poison.

[00:47:37]>> Darnell he's he's working on dinner now.

[00:47:39]>> Oh >> yeah. And he's uh he's already getting things started. He already got Brad getting firewood.

[00:47:45]>> Yeah. Grab a couple extra.

[00:47:47]>> Yeah.

[00:47:47]>> There we go.

[00:47:48]>> Thank you.

[00:47:50]>> NO.

[00:47:51]GOT YOU SLIPPING.

[00:47:53]>> YEAH. YEAH. He got him busy getting firewood and dying.

[00:47:57]>> I never he likes you anyway.

[00:48:02]>> Now do you hear that sound?

[00:48:03]>> Yeah.

[00:48:05]>> His skull should be splattered all over that backyard, man. Listen to that. I never liked you anyway.

[00:48:14]>> Come back. Oh, you know what happens next?

[00:48:16]>> Drag. Drag.

[00:48:18]>> Drag.

[00:48:19]>> Yeah. Get your ass over here.

[00:48:22]>> ONE SHOE OFF.

[00:48:24]>> BLEW A MAN SHOE OFF, BOY.

[00:48:26]>> MAN, things finally blow up when the family gets cuz they getting ready to eat and every you know, man, they would have had that poison. They would have been they would have been asleep by this point. Good. Good sweet >> until the brother calls and says, "Hey, Tim is dead." And of course, the family starts losing.

[00:48:40]>> No, hold. Let's just Let's just eat.

[00:48:46]>> And that's when they keep going like he's finally just saying, "SHUT THE OUT.

[00:48:51]EAT THIS SHIT." YEAH. HE like He's like, "Enough is enough. Look, I've been I'VE BEEN COOL THIS WHOLE TIME."

[00:48:58]>> EVEN WHEN I'M ABOUT TO kill you, I've still been very nice. I've been very manable. Even though I put rat poison in, THIS MEAL DID TAKE A LOT OF EFFORT.

[00:49:07]OKAY, >> I'VE BEEN I'VE been very patient with y'all. Enough is enough.

[00:49:11]>> Don't say I didn't warn you.

[00:49:13]>> Darnell, who is Leon?

[00:49:15]>> SHUT UP, ASIA.

[00:49:17]>> DID YOU THINK YOU COULD get away with cheating on me?

[00:49:19]>> Oh, is that the gay personality?

[00:49:21]>> I I don't know it, right? It seemed like it, but I don't know. I don't know what's going on, people. I don't know what's going on. The end of this is amazing.

[00:49:29]>> You don't know what's going on, >> boy. This is just over-the-top loud black theater.

[00:49:32]>> It's like the thing when it's when it's dying, it's just changing into that was >> boy people. This is oldfashioned loud ass black theater right here. This is Tyler Perry on 11.

[00:49:46]This Tyler Perry would even say, "Dial it down a little bit, man." But your [ __ ] mother had to go and kiss her ex-husband.

[00:49:55]>> YOU KILLED HER FATHER. YES, I KILLED YOU.

[00:50:01]>> ALL RIGHT. I did like that. But if I had to take care OF HIM, >> YOU KILLED MY FATHER.

[00:50:06]>> LOOK WHO JUST CAUGHT UP.

[00:50:09]>> It's like I'm pretty sure I was clear on that.

[00:50:12]>> You don't see him here. Like his ass.

[00:50:16]Don't act surprised.

[00:50:17]>> And while I'm in the confessing mood, where's your boyfriend at?

[00:50:22]>> Yeah, they and he does tell it. He's like, "Yeah, I got his stupid ass, too.

[00:50:28]I did. And I killed >> Sorry, but I killed your little boyfriend, TOO.

[00:50:34]NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. Don't go get all now.

[00:50:37]>> Well, this is this is like black church when all them old women start GETTING A CROWD.

[00:50:42]>> WELL, IT'S bad for her cuz she was the only one who was defending him.

[00:50:46]>> Yeah. Yeah. I actually did feel bad for her. Look at he's like, "Come on now.

[00:50:50]Now, now calm down. I had to do it."

[00:50:53]>> Everything just loud. I love it. But your [ __ ] mother had to go and kiss her ex-husband.

[00:51:01]>> So, I had to take care of him.

[00:51:02]>> YOU KILLED HER FATHER.

[00:51:04]>> YES, I KILLED YOUR FATHER.

[00:51:07]>> WELL, THIS is like if the director of of of Midsummer are >> Ari. Yeah. If Ari, y'all know Ari, you did Midsummer. What's one of the the girl's head got knocked off?

[00:51:19]>> Oh, Hereditary.

[00:51:20]>> Hereditary. This is like if Aries took a Tyler Perry script and start directing this part right here cuz it's crazy.

[00:51:26]It's got everything as you can see. It's got drama. It's got action.

[00:51:35]>> Where you going?

[00:51:36]>> IT'S GOT CRAZY EDITING. LOOK AT THAT RIGHT HERE.

[00:51:38]>> I KNOW. I don't even know who this looks at.

[00:51:43]>> Yeah. The camera, if you notice, the camera man.

[00:51:47]Watch this. This cameraman all over the place. You think you see it? Table right there.

[00:51:54]>> He's like He dropped He dropped the camera. Had to pick it up REAL QUICK.

[00:51:56]YEAH.

[00:51:58]>> HEY, maybe he got hit, too.

[00:51:59]>> Yeah. Yeah. He kicked him, too. He dropped the camera.

[00:52:02]>> God damn it. Come on now.

[00:52:05]>> This is everywhere, man. It's got crazy editing as you can see. It's got more action.

[00:52:14]>> That spider monkey style.

[00:52:16]>> Who does that?

[00:52:17]>> Yeah, that's the daughter. You know, I got something for your ass, TOO.

[00:52:23]>> I like the way he took that run off.

[00:52:25]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:52:27]>> Yeah. That's what I do.

[00:52:29]>> Shook her off like that's she Oh, boy.

[00:52:33]>> That's all I got. That monkey off my back.

[00:52:37]And this is the point where the movie says, "All right, well, enough's enough." Yeah. Okay. This [ __ ] is crazy now. Just end it right now.

[00:52:43]>> Stop. Stop.

[00:52:48]It look like she shot her.

[00:52:50]>> I know.

[00:52:51]>> Oh, damn, girl.

[00:52:52]>> I didn't show it. I should have showed you. Asia, the mom, she had a gun up her ass, I guess, because Yeah, she came in and shot him in the heart, as you can see. Shot him right.

[00:53:01]>> Shot him in the heart. That That That ain't no flesh wound. That >> No, ain't no flesh wound. You see right there? There ain't the shoulder in the middle of the chest. Shot him in the heart. Didn't >> like he said she shot the daughter of a snake. Sure. She drops.

[00:53:13]>> Stop.

[00:53:17]Oops. My bad. Look, I'm good on this side now.

[00:53:21]>> You would never shoot somebody with the person you want to protect right there.

[00:53:25]>> Right.

[00:53:25]>> Well, this is tubil.

[00:53:26]>> Yeah, you're right. You're right.

[00:53:28]>> You might shoot above him, but you wouldn't aim so close to her head that way.

[00:53:31]>> So, uh, well, we can rest easy now knowing that Darnell is gone forever.

[00:53:36]>> We checked the entire house and we didn't find him. But but but but but how and and where could he have gone?

[00:53:45]>> Be nice to your father, stepfather.

[00:53:50]>> Uh-oh.

[00:53:50]>> He's not my dad.

[00:53:52]>> Uh-oh.

[00:53:53]>> The food is perfect.

[00:53:55]>> There's no such thing as perfect.

[00:53:57]>> Eat up and enjoy your rat poison stew until NEXT TIME FOR STEPMOTHER TWO.

[00:54:05]>> Come on, man. This is some [ __ ] We got I mean I know this. I know the whole movie is, but he got shot dead in the heart.

[00:54:12]>> Dylan Dylan dragged him out.

[00:54:14]>> Hey man, this is a universe where a 10-year-old kid killed everyone in insane asylum and burned the building down and got adopted by another family >> and then killed six, seven cops with guns with guns with guns already drawn on them.

[00:54:27]>> I mean, the thing is with those cops, they didn't show it. They cut away and let us hear it. So, we like I don't know what happened. It's Schrodinger's cat.

[00:54:34]But, uh, but this was very clear.

[00:54:36]>> Oh, no. It was.

[00:54:37]>> Yeah. Yeah. You're right. We got the heart.

[00:54:39]>> Yeah, we got to have a stepfather, too.

[00:54:41]>> Hey, Martin, everything will be explained in stepfather, too.

[00:54:44]>> It was just a flesh war.

[00:54:46]>> YEAH.

[00:54:47]>> SHUT the heart, man.

[00:54:49]>> He had layers on.

[00:54:50]>> Yeah, you know, whatever.

[00:54:51]>> Well, my I just happened to wear my bulletproof vest that day.

[00:54:55]I don't know what to say.

[00:54:58]>> We search the whole house. The guy who got shot in the heart somehow slipp past us.

[00:55:03]>> The guy with a gunshot wound.

[00:55:05]>> Yeah, exactly. Again, >> let's say you got Let's see. They say he only just got shot in the shoulder.

[00:55:09]>> How could he still slip past you? He's wounded.

[00:55:12]>> I love how in this universe the cops can't do [ __ ] No, >> they tell you. Yeah, the cops are just stupid in this universe. But boy, speaking of universes, I'm loving the >> I'm loving the I don't know what would you call it? The the footage films. The footage films universe.

[00:55:29]the And I don't know about for you, but you know, watching Tuby, when this one went off, they queued up another one that was like like a a lower budget version of this.

[00:55:38]>> Oh, yeah, man. Well, you keep that ripoff right there. I'm all about I'm all about the Stokes fear. The Stokes verse. You got the Snider verse and you got the Stokes verse over here.

[00:55:48]>> Oh, there y'all go, people.

[00:55:51]>> That's it. Well, would you look at that?

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