NEVER Delivering Pizza Late AGAIN

追加: 2026-05-18

[00:00:00]5, 6, 5, 6, 7, 8.

[00:00:09]>> [music] >> You work as a pizza delivery driver in [music] a local pizzeria.

[00:00:17]Today, you're working the night shift.

[00:00:20]With just a few deliveries left.

[00:00:23]What could go wrong?

[00:00:29]All right, then. Come on.

[00:00:36]>> [bell] >> Holy [ __ ] Hello.

[00:00:41]All right. Damn, this [ __ ] smooth as [ __ ] Let me Let me Wait.

[00:00:45]Okay.

[00:00:46]Yeah, this [ __ ] smooth as [ __ ] though.

[00:00:48]Um, is this our whip? Hell yeah.

[00:00:51]Weak-ass [ __ ] There's only one person here?

[00:00:56]No, wait. You got to open both doors.

[00:00:58]All right, what's good, chef? I'm assuming. Yeah, I mean, there's only one of you.

[00:01:04]>> [laughter] >> How's the pizza making going?

[00:01:08]>> [snorts] >> It's going all right.

[00:01:17]I got to hear that [ __ ] every single time?

[00:01:20]>> I'm I'm not [ __ ] on but I got to hear that [ __ ] every single time. Not many people ordering this late, but I had some trouble with the oven. So, I'm a bit behind.

[00:01:29]We've got four deliveries left tonight.

[00:01:33]All right, I'll get started on those deliveries, then.

[00:01:36]>> [snorts] >> Stay safe.

[00:01:38]Be blessed, bro.

[00:01:40]Um, pick up the pizza from the counter.

[00:01:42]Oh, these four boxes? All right, but that's that's not a [ __ ] counter.

[00:01:48]Deliver by car to customer one.

[00:01:51]Am I tripping or did I just see some [ __ ] move? That got to be the trees.

[00:01:55]That's just the trees.

[00:01:57]That's just the trees.

[00:01:59]Yo, sitting like this I don't really like cuz what if something disc Okay, y'all promise y'all I'm not seeing no [ __ ] But it's just like damn.

[00:02:13]Dark as hell.

[00:02:15]Nowhere to go. Which way am I going?

[00:02:17]Left?

[00:02:18]Hell yeah.

[00:02:20]Out of this free road, anything can just the [ __ ] happen.

[00:02:25]You have arrived where?

[00:02:27]I'm still 15 away.

[00:02:30]I haven't Oh [ __ ] I did it wrong. What if I just ran this [ __ ] over? You can't even do it.

[00:02:36]All right.

[00:02:37]Do you have a tip for me, gang? It's pretty dark out.

[00:02:41]I don't think this [ __ ] has [ __ ] for me. Yeah, mate. I've been watching the clock and the window.

[00:02:49]Sorry, we had a problem with the oven.

[00:02:50]>> in the kitchen.

[00:02:53]Any problems? I hope the pizza isn't burnt. Just give it to me already. How about I smash this [ __ ] across your [ __ ] face, [ __ ] It's still fresh, I promise. Any chance for a tip? On God though.

[00:03:05]I'm thinking of being late. You're lucky I'm paying at all.

[00:03:09]Okay.

[00:03:10]Okay.

[00:03:12]So that's how we playing this [ __ ] I'm just doing my job, sir.

[00:03:19]I'm not even going to do a voice for that. This [ __ ] has me overly [ __ ] up.

[00:03:25]How do you beat a [ __ ] ass in the game?

[00:03:28]They generally need to be smacked. How do I get the bad ending so I can kill this [ __ ] How about that?

[00:03:34]And let's not go back in that [ __ ] on fire.

[00:03:38]Hello.

[00:03:40]All right, this [ __ ] seems pretty I'm going the wrong way.

[00:03:44]Reverse that [ __ ] All right, let's go back.

[00:03:52]We can dead ass just free ride.

[00:03:54]Hopefully no demons come out.

[00:03:58]This don't store 99 cent. We need those about right now.

[00:04:02]Yeah, this is going to be like a $5 gas.

[00:04:04]Please give me a 99 cent store.

[00:04:07]Okay, this is just a pizza spot.

[00:04:09]What's good, chef? Is there another one?

[00:04:11]Pick up the pizza from the counter. All right.

[00:04:14]Three more deliveries. Let's see if any [ __ ] happens.

[00:04:18]Are we going this way? Yep.

[00:04:20]That was a perfect pickup.

[00:04:22]Perfect pickup and drop off.

[00:04:25]Excellent execution.

[00:04:28]Oh, god.

[00:04:30]Wait, left or right? Left? Yep.

[00:04:33]You have arrived. Who is this little [ __ ] Why are they just randomly outside of dark spaces? Like, I don't appreciate that.

[00:04:41]You're late. This better still be hot.

[00:04:44]Why is everybody on my ass? It's fresh out of the oven, sir.

[00:04:49]It better be.

[00:04:50]Wait. Let me check. Yeah, he needs to die.

[00:04:53]It's $15, sir. And if you enjoyed the service, a tip would be great.

[00:04:57]He's not going to give me a tip, is he?

[00:04:59]Service? You call this service? I'm only giving you $12.

[00:05:05]So So, no tip?

[00:05:08]No No tip, right? Pause.

[00:05:11]>> [laughter] >> No tip, but you going to short me, too, [ __ ] Yeah, he he has me all the way [ __ ] up.

[00:05:22]Everybody just has me [ __ ] up, but the price is $15.

[00:05:27]Take the $12 or take the pizza back. I'm done talking.

[00:05:30]Oh, hell no.

[00:05:33]And we took that $12?

[00:05:36]No way he took the $12.

[00:05:38]No way we just got bitched out of our money.

[00:05:41]No way.

[00:05:43]We got to come back with a vengeance. Is the Is Is bad ending me killing all these [ __ ] Because they shorted me, they disrespected me, they talking crazy.

[00:05:53]That bad ending better be me just going on a pizza massacre. I'm just choking [ __ ] out with all the pizza, just shoving it down their [ __ ] throat till they [ __ ] suffocate. That should be That should be the bad ending, in my opinion.

[00:06:05]All right, some [ __ ] about to happen now. Customer three's going to be where the [ __ ] happens, cuz it hasn't been scary yet. It hasn't been creepy in here.

[00:06:12]You going this way? Yep.

[00:06:15]It's all working out in my favor though.

[00:06:16]I could just literally grab and go.

[00:06:19]I don't have to do too much turning around and all of that.

[00:06:23]But bro, I don't like this feeling. I feel like something's going to jump out at any second.

[00:06:28]Oh [ __ ] Do we have to make a turn?

[00:06:31]Yo.

[00:06:33]Where to though?

[00:06:39]Am I tripping? Look at this little [ __ ] I know it's him. Oh, that's a lady. I'm sorry. Happy Mother's Day.

[00:06:45]Granny, why are you ordering pizza this late anyways? Do you know you can bloat?

[00:06:51]Oh, thank you, dear.

[00:06:53]You should be careful. People have been going missing around here lately. Oh, hell.

[00:06:57]I'll keep my eyes open. Thanks.

[00:07:00]You look like a hard worker. Here, take two.

[00:07:03]See?

[00:07:04]See? Like she just made my She just made my [ __ ] day.

[00:07:10]Because the other two people had me overly [ __ ] up.

[00:07:15]It's okay though.

[00:07:16]It's okay.

[00:07:17]Thank you.

[00:07:19]Oh, that's very kind of you. Thank you.

[00:07:22]Keep the change as a tip. You need it more than I do in this city. Thanks. $5 gas, like I said. I really appreciate that. Have a safe night.

[00:07:31]You too, dear. Be safe out there. Yeah, imagine she was the killer.

[00:07:35]What did I thought?

[00:07:37]Let me find out I'm the one that goes missing after delivering these [ __ ] I'm going to be so mad.

[00:07:43]What the hell?

[00:07:46]THAT'S A DEAD BODY.

[00:07:49]THAT'S A DEAD DAMN BODY.

[00:07:52]>> [music] >> WE need to get the [ __ ] off.

[00:07:56]Cuz I'm not going, bro.

[00:07:59]No way.

[00:08:01]Which way do I turn? Is it this way?

[00:08:04]I think so.

[00:08:05]Yep, it is this way.

[00:08:08]That's so crazy though.

[00:08:11]Just a dead How did they even happen so fast? Like what happened during that fadeaway?

[00:08:16]I said the pizza spot is right here.

[00:08:20]All right. Pull up with his big Lenny energy. Ugly.

[00:08:24]We'll park just like that. This our last pizza of the night. Let me find out it's the chef.

[00:08:29]What was that woman talking about?

[00:08:32]You know what she was talking about, [ __ ] You saw it. RIGHT AFTER.

[00:08:37]WHICH WAY?

[00:08:38]Please don't kill me.

[00:08:40]I I'm literally just trying to do my job.

[00:08:43]I need the money.

[00:08:45]I'm a young turk, [ __ ] I just want my job.

[00:08:49]I'm not trying to die because a [ __ ] pizza was in the oven 1 minute more than it was supposed to be.

[00:08:55]Feel me?

[00:09:04]I'm not delivering that [ __ ] gang. Hell no.

[00:09:08]You feel me? What What am I What am I gaining from delivering that?

[00:09:11]Please tell me.

[00:09:13]Let me know.

[00:09:16]Just let me know.

[00:09:19]That's crazy work.

[00:09:22]I don't know if I really want to do that. Why don't I turn this on?

[00:09:28]Yo, so gang, I'm not delivering to that house, chef.

[00:09:31]I'm about to go tell him about that.

[00:09:34]We can't. We have to deliver this [ __ ] We have to deliver this [ __ ] I'm good.

[00:09:43]Hello.

[00:09:45]How can I help you?

[00:09:48]Pizza delivery, [ __ ] I didn't order anything.

[00:09:55]I think I got it right. This is the address on the receipt.

[00:09:59]Oh, yeah. You're right.

[00:10:01]Just go to the park between those apartments next to me.

[00:10:04]In the park? But what about the payment?

[00:10:07]My friend is there.

[00:10:09]He has the money. Yeah, see, I don't trust that.

[00:10:12]It's pretty dark out there.

[00:10:14]Don't worry. He's waiting for you. Just go.

[00:10:21]Do I have to?

[00:10:25]I have to?

[00:10:28]Cuz I'll just like leave.

[00:10:37]You mean over here, [ __ ] Oh, no. I'm not liking none of that set up [ __ ] that they were on, bro.

[00:10:44]This the most obvious lick if I ain't seen it. And the game got me being green as hell.

[00:10:51]Cuz I'm not going for this person.

[00:10:53]Where Where is this [ __ ] at? All right, yeah. I ain't going to lie, I'm snitching, gang.

[00:10:58]I'm cool. I'm snitching.

[00:11:01]You still can't say [ __ ] This is insane to me.

[00:11:05]Life on the line, you can't say [ __ ] to anybody.

[00:11:09]Like, we're just going to ignore the fact big burly ass [ __ ] I'm talking about Miles Garrett build and a mask.

[00:11:19]And you just Is it him? No.

[00:11:25]Stop. You seen too much to ever go back to your normal life, haven't you? I I seen a dead body.

[00:11:32]I've been watching you deliver those little boxes. You're fast, efficient.

[00:11:38]But the things in the fog are faster and they are hungry.

[00:11:43]I'm offering you a seat to the table.

[00:11:45]Join us. Become the hunter.

[00:11:48]Think carefully. If you refuse my gift, I'll have to kill you right where you stand.

[00:11:53]Um You have to kill me, gang? I'm not just about to be killing [ __ ] Like what?

[00:12:02]I'm never delivering a [ __ ] pizza again if I die because I chose to have morals.

[00:12:09]>> [music] >> What?

[00:12:16]RXE Yeah. We're going to try to get the right ending this time.

[00:12:25]But if I if nothing changes, bro, y'all just got to let me know the ending, you know what I'm saying?

[00:12:32]All right, we already [snorts] know what this [ __ ] is going to say. He's no help. He's useless.

[00:12:36]We're just going to speedrun this [ __ ] y'all.

[00:12:38]I mean, at this point, let's see what happens when we decide to kill people.

[00:12:43]We already know about all of that. Um yeah, let's become a killer.

[00:12:47]What if we become a killer and then kill him?

[00:12:49]That's fair.

[00:12:51]I feel like that's fair.

[00:12:53]Right? That's fair.

[00:12:56][ __ ] masking us up.

[00:12:58]>> [music] >> So, how do I get THE GOOD AND BAD ENDING? I got the killer ending, but I couldn't get a good and bad Bro, anyway, y'all, if y'all enjoyed that video, make sure you season that like button to perfection. Comment and subscribe. Let me know what else you want to see on the channel, man. Um it felt good to play that [ __ ] I'm not going to lie. Let me know if y'all know about the other two endings. If not, then I'll look on a video and this will be a part two, probably in the three scary games since it's a shorter game, but [music] today since we You know what I mean, bro. But I'll catch y'all tomorrow. Make sure you stay safe and be blessed. May the force be with you. [music] RXN out.

[00:13:37]Deuces.

[00:13:40]>> [music] >> I fight.