I Have Lost Everything. Do Not Gamble.

Added: 2026-06-01

[00:00:00]Let's go gambling.

[00:00:02]>> Turn me up. Turn me up. Turn me.

[00:00:06]Look. See, I can spend the money that he's making.

[00:00:10]>> Stop [ __ ] touching my dice. You're ruining my [ __ ] debt. LOOK AT THIS [ __ ] I'M TELL LET ME [ __ ] DOUBLE ALL OF OUR MONEY, [ __ ] YOU STOP ALL MY [ __ ] MONEY. I DESERVE THIS SO WRONG.

[00:00:22][ __ ] ALL OF YOU.

[00:00:27]Get him. Hit him. Hit him. Hit him.

[00:00:29][ __ ] >> Stop it. Stop gambling. Stop.

[00:00:42]>> I think I think because I got John Degrees in here, I like killed the last VC because I took I I ripped him away.

[00:00:49]>> You killed the last V?

[00:00:51]>> Yeah. It's like it's like so you know you you you see somebody and they're sitting there on the park bench and then you you rip their heart out like right then and there and then and then they of course like you know let's in the next 10 seconds they die cuz they don't have any they don't have a heart. It's kind of like that.

[00:01:11]>> I actually despise this man.

[00:01:14]>> Why are you so upset?

[00:01:16]>> Oh I got to be friendly cuz he's all famous now. I have to be friendly. I can't I can't [ __ ] with him anymore.

[00:01:27]>> If I'm an [ __ ] to him, you won't invite me back. You won't invite me back.

[00:01:30]>> How am I supposed to make my How am I supposed to get my [ __ ] residuals if I'm not in any videos?

[00:01:35]>> How am I supposed to ride his coattails?

[00:01:38]>> Oh my god. I just could be mean.

[00:01:41]>> Don't you know? You're my You're my little You're my little step stool to getting into Valve. Okay.

[00:01:46]>> You were always favorite.

[00:01:48]>> Oh my god. Is terror in the video?

[00:01:50]>> Oh my god. Wait a second. How could I make myself look good? Oh, >> you got to buy it.

[00:01:57]>> No, don't. Don't. No, no. Oh, I'm ahead now, aren't I?

[00:02:03]>> Tell these guys to get off away from me.

[00:02:05]>> What the [ __ ] >> What do I do?

[00:02:12]>> I got you, G.

[00:02:14]>> You're my VIP.

[00:02:16]>> Stop making me suck it.

[00:02:19]Don't look at me then. Don't Don't make eye contact.

[00:02:21]>> Oh, keep looking at me.

[00:02:24]>> What's up, dude?

[00:02:26]Oh, there's sharks calling me.

[00:02:29]>> Oh, wait.

[00:02:30]>> What's up, dude?

[00:02:32]>> Interesting.

[00:02:35]I thought I was your VIP, but that's a little bit strange for someone who's uh >> Well, I can't let you go on first.

[00:02:41]>> [ __ ] Why does he Why is he holding you and he's holding me?

[00:02:45]>> Grab the bat.

[00:02:46]>> Grab the bat. that.

[00:02:47]>> Oh, okay.

[00:02:47]>> We're going to hit Bungus.

[00:02:50]>> Hey, Bungus.

[00:02:51]>> Oh, [ __ ] It's hard to see. Come here.

[00:02:54]Come here, [ __ ] >> Okay, now you drop the bat. Pick him up.

[00:02:56]>> All right, I got him.

[00:02:57]>> Perfect.

[00:02:59]>> Wait, did he get out of my hands?

[00:03:03]>> Oh, [ __ ] Did I hit myself? What is going on? Oh, hey, John.

[00:03:07]What's going on, man?

[00:03:10]>> What's up?

[00:03:13]NO.

[00:03:17]He's [ __ ] me in the limo.

[00:03:19]>> He's [ __ ] me.

[00:03:21]>> Okay, so >> Oh, here we go.

[00:03:23]>> We need to make money. Duck race.

[00:03:26]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:03:27]>> Okay. How do I put it in? Just >> hold hold the mouse button on the thing.

[00:03:31]Yeah.

[00:03:33]>> Is a great choice.

[00:03:34]>> Come on. You're No. You're love. You're love. You're love.

[00:03:38]>> He was in dead last.

[00:03:41]>> Yep. Sucks.

[00:03:42]>> Now we got to go gamble the regular way.

[00:03:44]Okay.

[00:03:46]>> 11.

[00:03:46]>> Oh, [ __ ] yes.

[00:03:47]>> Double down, man.

[00:03:48]>> Double double, [ __ ] Yes, I'm a winner. All in.

[00:03:54]>> Oh, you [ __ ] I'm winning. I'm winning huge. I'm winning huge.

[00:03:59]>> I'm winning huge right now.

[00:04:01]>> Oh, that's a [ __ ] hit if I've ever seen one. Oh, that's a hit if I ever [ __ ] >> Is it Is it like actually never your duck?

[00:04:08]>> I don't I don't know.

[00:04:11]>> It [ __ ] seems like it.

[00:04:14]You're [ __ ] kidding.

[00:04:17]I'm going back to blackjack.

[00:04:20]>> I'm just going to >> You're [ __ ] kidding.

[00:04:22]>> Doubled and hit 21, brother.

[00:04:24]>> Oh. Oh, I'm in the hole. I'm crazy in the hole right now.

[00:04:27]>> Are you so far in the negative?

[00:04:28]>> I'm crazy in the hole. I doubled and then I failed.

[00:04:33]>> I just want everything back. I just want it all back. You [ __ ] [ __ ] >> I did win it all back. Okay. About to win further.

[00:04:38]>> I should I should have trusted.

[00:04:39]>> Watch this. You're kidding.

[00:04:42]>> It's all gone again. It's all gone.

[00:04:44]>> Okay, maybe we maybe we take our take our wins here and we just we hit with >> I can get it back. I can get it back.

[00:04:50]>> I don't know if we we're just we just dropped below our photo.

[00:04:53]>> Who gives a [ __ ] [ __ ] >> [ __ ] [ __ ] I just won everything.

[00:04:59]>> I hear John Degrees has been losing.

[00:05:02]>> I'm losing so much.

[00:05:04]>> Okay, maybe we take our wins. Come on.

[00:05:07]>> You're already ahead. Okay, >> back. Well, I could be more ahead.

[00:05:11]>> Oh, you you are betting minimum. That's That's fine.

[00:05:13]>> Wait, I'm betting minimum right now.

[00:05:15]>> Mo close to >> Oh [ __ ] Let me go all.

[00:05:19]No.

[00:05:24]>> Let me BET ALL. LET ME BET IT ALL, MAN.

[00:05:27]>> OH, NO. NO. NO. NO. FINE.

[00:05:29]>> I SUCK. I'VE MADE THE MOST MONEY, >> DUDE. Look at this [ __ ] LOOK AT THIS [ __ ] I'M TELL LET ME [ __ ] DOUBLE ALL OF OUR MONEY, [ __ ] >> Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm the [ __ ] best, >> dude. But I made more than you. We made it so much profit.

[00:05:43]>> You kind of did.

[00:05:43]>> Look at this. Look at him. Look at him.

[00:05:45]Look at him go down to stay there.

[00:05:47]>> Look at that. Look at that.

[00:05:49]>> Look at Bunga skyrocket.

[00:05:50]>> I hit a little dip there in the middle.

[00:05:52]But >> quite a big one. I'm going to be so real. Look at that. How big that dip is.

[00:05:55]>> Yeah, but I got back up.

[00:05:57]>> Hop in, bro.

[00:05:58]>> Oh, you can change colors.

[00:05:59]>> Hop in. Hop in. Oh, >> am I yellow now?

[00:06:03]>> Yeah. Yeah, you're yellow.

[00:06:06]>> We're yellow. See?

[00:06:07]>> Oh, [ __ ] my life.

[00:06:09]Yeah, I've turned you yellow.

[00:06:14]>> All right, I'm blue now.

[00:06:16]>> I want to be white, >> buddy. Just got some privilege, >> microphone, and he's got a gun.

[00:06:32]>> You guys want to play roulette?

[00:06:33]>> I'm going to play roulette.

[00:06:34]>> Put all your money in roulette.

[00:06:35]>> Hang on. $1,000 on red. Oh, stop. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[00:06:40]>> Boom, boom, boom.

[00:06:41]>> Oh, increase the max. Oh, [ __ ] Yes.

[00:06:43]>> Boom. Boom.

[00:06:44]>> Oh, yes. $2,000 on red.

[00:06:47]>> 2,000 ON RED. COME ON. COME ON. COME ON.

[00:06:49]COME ON. COME ON. COME ON. Is that red?

[00:06:52]>> No. Hit it again, man. Hit it again, man. Hit it again.

[00:06:56]>> Hit it again, man.

[00:06:57]>> Okay.

[00:07:01]>> There's only There's only really one way to win.

[00:07:06]>> Oh.

[00:07:09]That's good. I'm I'm positive I did it.

[00:07:13]>> Well, I'm very glad that you're positive.

[00:07:17]>> It rolled black three times in a row.

[00:07:19]>> Hold on one second.

[00:07:21]>> There's no way. It's It's black four times in a row.

[00:07:25]>> We're going to try it again. Now, let's sing this time. Okay.

[00:07:28]>> Okay. Okay.

[00:07:30]>> This is definitely me singing and it's not just me talking for the extended amount of time this item's going.

[00:07:35]>> PLAY THE [ __ ] MACHINE. OKAY. OH, JESUS.

[00:07:37]>> Hit play. Hit play. You got to win. You got to win this right now, dude. You have to win.

[00:07:42]>> I think I think I think he's losing.

[00:07:44]>> Go, go, GO, GO, GO. IT'S GOT TO WORK BEFORE YOU WIN.

[00:07:47]>> I'm going to kill you.

[00:07:49]>> Yeah.

[00:07:51]>> All right. Now I use this.

[00:08:02]>> Okay. Okay. I'm losing bad. I'm losing.

[00:08:04]I'm losing. I'm losing. I'm losing. I'm losing. Stop losing, dude. You just went You went to minus 4k. You have one and a half minutes to win it all back.

[00:08:12]>> Okay.

[00:08:13]>> I'm shooting.

[00:08:13]>> Dude, this guy's cheating. This guy's [ __ ] cheating.

[00:08:17]All on red. Play it.

[00:08:20]>> Oh god.

[00:08:21]>> It's all back. It's all back. It's all back.

[00:08:24]>> You [ __ ] [ __ ] Look, you're not even doing it right.

[00:08:30]>> It's really bad.

[00:08:31]>> Oh [ __ ] >> It's real bad. Ah, let it go off.

[00:08:36]>> Listen, you only lost the 50/50 roll four times in a row.

[00:08:40]>> Make Make them crawl back. Make them crawl to the hole.

[00:08:42]>> Yeah. Come on, guys.

[00:08:43]>> Pick them up.

[00:08:45]>> Is that the hole that we go into when we lose?

[00:08:48]>> Uh-huh.

[00:08:50]>> No.

[00:08:51]No. No. You piece of [ __ ] Don't do it.

[00:08:56]>> It's on me.

[00:08:57]>> Don't do it.

[00:08:57]>> I'll put him back. I'll put him back.

[00:08:59]Calm down. You are such a ch >> Don't do it. Don't do it to me.

[00:09:04]>> There you go.

[00:09:05]>> That's good. I thought you was going to strike one.

[00:09:08]>> I should have.

[00:09:10]>> Okay, >> pe bunky.

[00:09:14]>> I save you. I see I die.

[00:09:16]>> [ __ ] [ __ ] everyone in here. [ __ ] everyone in here. [ __ ] everyone in this.

[00:09:20]>> GO. WE'RE TRYING TO GO TO THE CASINO.

[00:09:21]STOP.

[00:09:21]>> I'M TRYING TO GO TO THE CASINO. I'm trying to go to the casino.

[00:09:25]>> You went blue, you novice.

[00:09:30]>> Never mind. Never mind. Never mind.

[00:09:31]Never mind. Never mind. Never mind.

[00:09:32]Never mind. Never mind. Never mind.

[00:09:33]Never mind.

[00:09:34]>> Three. Okay. Eight. So what? We got like Oh, okay. So what we can >> Oh my god. Oh my god.

[00:09:42]>> Oh my god.

[00:09:43]>> You're doing wonderful, Gallon.

[00:09:45]>> That's cool, dude.

[00:09:49]>> No, no, no.

[00:09:51]>> You're doing wonderful.

[00:09:52]>> Don't take me away from the roulette table.

[00:09:54]>> What' you do to me?

[00:09:57]>> It's a lot of money.

[00:09:58]>> Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

[00:10:01]Dude, dude, >> let's bet black. Let's Let's put money on black. Let's put Let's do something different. Let's put on black.

[00:10:07]>> Black. Black. Black. Black. Black.

[00:10:08]Black. Black. Black. 10. Go.

[00:10:10]>> Oh. Oh. The double 21. Yes, sir.

[00:10:18]>> That's a rush you can get nowhere else.

[00:10:20]That's a rush you can get nowhere else.

[00:10:22]Fungus, where you at?

[00:10:26]>> Break.

[00:10:27]>> What happens if I knock the item out of his hand? Why? Why can I put a 6.8k bet on craps?

[00:10:34]Oh, we're putting it all on craps.

[00:10:39]>> Put it all on craps, man.

[00:10:41]>> Okay, >> three.

[00:10:46]>> We lost. We lost immediately. It's all gone.

[00:10:49]>> Oh my god.

[00:10:53]>> WE IT'S IT'S ALL GONE. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY.

[00:11:00]WELL, we need to triple We need We need to triple this one. You need to triple this one or lose it. Okay. You ready?

[00:11:04]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:11:05]>> Okay. Let's Let's do it.

[00:11:08]>> Please give me Please give me >> Okay.

[00:11:11]>> Okay. Okay.

[00:11:12]>> We're back.

[00:11:14]>> ALL RIGHT. Put it all on >> All in. Go.

[00:11:18]>> Five. Come on. Show me a three.

[00:11:19]>> Yes. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

[00:11:21]>> All we need to do is [ __ ] play craps, dude. All we need to do is Okay. Okay.

[00:11:24]Okay.

[00:11:24]>> We just need to Okay. We just need to play low stakes craps.

[00:11:28]>> Come on, man. Hey. Hey. I just noticed something about Bungus.

[00:11:31]>> Is that he's at -12K.

[00:11:34]>> Dude, I'm making it.

[00:11:41]>> Really? Now you're making it. Is that what's happening?

[00:11:50]>> He's still making >> nine. Okay. Okay. Okay.

[00:11:56]>> You don't understand. These slots are calling to me.

[00:12:00]>> Okay. There we go. We did it. Okay. We did it.

[00:12:02]>> We stop playing [ __ ] craps now.

[00:12:04]Actually, we should do this.

[00:12:06]>> Are you saying I got money?

[00:12:08]>> No. No. No. No. No. No.

[00:12:11]>> 800. Going for >> Are you doing the [ __ ] grandma method of [ __ ] running circles around the [ __ ] slots?

[00:12:18]>> Running circles around the slots.

[00:12:19]>> He's a 12k 13 1450.

[00:12:24]I'll make it back >> over here.

[00:12:29]>> We're ahead. That's all that matters.

[00:12:31]>> He's minus 18 and a half.

[00:12:35]>> The slots are BAD TODAY.

[00:12:36]>> STOP PLAYING THEM.

[00:12:42]>> The SS are bad today.

[00:12:45]Ends at $16,000.

[00:12:49]I was almost net positive.

[00:12:51]>> I spent more than you made, [ __ ] Not a bragging point. We need to give that man the decreased loss.

[00:13:00]>> Yes. And increased profit. Okay.

[00:13:03]>> Take the decrease.

[00:13:05]>> He gets the loss.

[00:13:07]>> What' you get? Increased profit will drop.

[00:13:09]>> Give that to me. Give that to me. Give that to me.

[00:13:10]>> Do not give that to him.

[00:13:12]>> I will hit the slots like crazy.

[00:13:14]>> The crowd The crowd said no. So the crowd says yes.

[00:13:19]>> Okay. Now, what do you want me to bet on?

[00:13:22]>> Go. I'm red, baby. We're all red.

[00:13:25]>> We're red in this [ __ ] >> It's always been black. Stop betting on red.

[00:13:29]>> It's black. It's black.

[00:13:32]>> Come on. Come on. Come on.

[00:13:36]>> It means to do black this time.

[00:13:37]>> It's it's it's it's it's one to two.

[00:13:41]>> No.

[00:13:44]>> No.

[00:13:44]>> Come on. Come on. Come on.

[00:13:47]>> Oh [ __ ] Okay. Okay.

[00:13:49]>> That's a [ __ ] horse race win, dude.

[00:13:51]What did you >> Oh my god, dude.

[00:13:58]>> He's having fun over there, that's for sure.

[00:14:00]>> He's doing his best. [ __ ] >> Why did you just bet 3k?

[00:14:14]>> Lower the price.

[00:14:16]>> Wait a second. Is this just a wheel?

[00:14:20]Oh my god, he actually won.

[00:14:24]>> I deserve this so much. Let's hit it again. What did you What did you so much? Did you actually just like jackpot? I'm ready.

[00:14:32]>> What are you doing so much?

[00:14:33]>> I deserve THIS SO MUCH. [ __ ] ALL OF YOU.

[00:14:36][ __ ] all of you.

[00:14:38]>> Oh, wait a second. That means I can do this.

[00:14:41]>> Oh, it just keeps going.

[00:14:42]>> Okay, it's going to be red. It's going to be even. And it's going to be the number 36, 32, or 30.

[00:14:51]>> This is so much money. Bungus has given us grace.

[00:14:56]>> All of this.

[00:14:57]>> Come on. Come on.

[00:14:58]>> Oh my god.

[00:15:00]>> I deserve it so much.

[00:15:04]>> Well, it was even.

[00:15:06]>> I'm down. 10k.

[00:15:07]>> Interesting.

[00:15:10]Is this wheel weighted?

[00:15:12]>> We need to stop playing roulette, dude.

[00:15:14]This shit's got to be waited.

[00:15:17]>> Oh my god. You got to hit a roulette for the road.

[00:15:19]>> Oh, roulette for the road. Oh, [ __ ] yes.

[00:15:21]>> Other table. Other table. Other table.

[00:15:22]This one's bad. This one's bad.

[00:15:24]>> A [ __ ] Okay. Okay. Max bet. Uh, go.

[00:15:27]>> Red even 36 32. Bang. Okay. Bang.

[00:15:31]>> Oh, no.

[00:15:35]That's my role. I'm telling you, >> you just lost so much money. I didn't mean for you to bet everything. We're not betting everything. I'm not throwing.

[00:15:47]>> My goodness.

[00:15:48]>> What happened?

[00:15:49]>> Bad day for roulette. Bad day for roulette.

[00:15:56]>> No.

[00:15:57]>> Wait.

[00:16:00]>> All right. My turn.

[00:16:02]>> What are you doing, man?

[00:16:03]>> My turn.

[00:16:04]>> Financial ruin.

[00:16:06]>> No, it's not. We have this thing.

[00:16:10]That's mine.

[00:16:13]Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait. Oh, I cashed out way too early. Oh my god. It's going so high. Oh my Jesus CHRIST. I CASHED OUT WAY TOO EARLY. I CASHED OUT way too early. I cashed OUT WAY TOO EARLY. I It got to the cash out way too early. Please. A million. It went to a million. Cash so [ __ ] early.

[00:16:40]>> Hold on. Hold on. I I'll get it this time.

[00:16:43]I'll get it this time, [ __ ] No, I was about to. [ __ ] >> Hold on. I got to chase the high of a million.

[00:16:51]>> Photos. I need photos of winners.

[00:16:53]>> Oh, you need photos of winners. Check this one out right here.

[00:16:58]>> Good, good, good. That's 11.

[00:16:59]>> Oh [ __ ] Oh, it's going to go to a million again. Okay, never mind.

[00:17:03]>> Okay, we're good. We're good.

[00:17:05]>> I I ended a positive. I ended in positives. I Oh my god. Oh my god.

[00:17:11]Terror, >> dude. Okay, it's so funny. I didn't even gamble. I just took photos of people winning and I got that much money.

[00:17:17]>> Jesus.

[00:17:19]>> Look at the John Degrees downward spiral after his big win.

[00:17:24]>> So [ __ ] up.

[00:17:26]>> Look at Bungas' worst downward spiral.

[00:17:29]>> Yeah, that rock of money did something to me.

[00:17:32]>> Okay, hold on. Let's give Okay, we got to give it to the newcomer video maker.

[00:17:37]>> Fine. All right. Okay. Okay.

[00:17:39]>> We're going Let me just hit a couple for the row.

[00:17:42]>> Let me just get a hit.

[00:17:44]>> Oh my god.

[00:17:45]>> The strategy.

[00:17:47]>> This is HOW YOU WIN, MAN.

[00:17:48]>> OKAY. You have book both booklets. Max bet. Just hit play. Just hit play over and over again.

[00:17:53]>> All right, guys.

[00:17:53]>> Go go go go go go go go go go.

[00:17:57]>> Oh god.

[00:17:58]>> All right, guys.

[00:17:59]>> Yes. Oh, immediately.

[00:18:01]>> Yes. Yes.

[00:18:02]>> All right, guys. Let's check check my wins. Check out my winnings.

[00:18:05]>> Yes. Yes. All right, keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going, man.

[00:18:11]>> YOU GOT TO GET THE CAMERA UP. ALL RIGHT, we got to go find uh let's go find like >> I'm winning. I'm winning.

[00:18:18]>> All right, stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

[00:18:20]Stop.

[00:18:22]>> Check it out. Got to check it out. Okay, you can keep going. Keep going.

[00:18:25]>> Okay. Okay. Sweet.

[00:18:29]>> [ __ ] up, Monus. Put it up. Put it up the bed. Put up the bet right now.

[00:18:32]>> All right. All right. All right. IT'S OKAY. A little bit right [ __ ] >> [ __ ] This is going bad right now.

[00:18:40]>> All right. All right. All right. And watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Go.

[00:18:43]Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go.

[00:18:45]>> Okay.

[00:18:47]>> Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

[00:18:50]Yes.

[00:18:50]>> Is this a Yes. Yes. Yes. This feels like a No. No. No. I see a lot going into the bad ones.

[00:18:54]>> Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

[00:18:55]What's going on? What's going on, man?

[00:18:57]>> I get a I'm getting a lot of bad ones.

[00:18:59]>> All right.

[00:19:00]>> Okay.

[00:19:01]>> Turn it up.

[00:19:02]>> Go. We need to make it all back.

[00:19:03]>> Half a mill. Half a million. His camera's worth half a mill.

[00:19:05]>> We need to make it all. Oh my god. Go, go, GO. WE HAVE MONEY. GO. We have money. Spend his money. SPEND HIS MONEY NOW. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. STOP. STOP.

[00:19:14]STOP. STOP. STOP.

[00:19:16]>> SIX. Two sixes.

[00:19:18]>> I saw two sixes.

[00:19:18]>> Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right.

[00:19:20]Minim. Just spam.

[00:19:23]>> Okay. Okay. On it.

[00:19:24]>> 24.

[00:19:25]>> On it. On it.

[00:19:27]>> Oh my god. Only 12 seconds left in the day. Come on, MAN. GO. GO. GO. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. TURN ME UP. TURN ME UP. TURN ME UP.

[00:19:38]>> Do you think this [ __ ] means something to me, man?

[00:19:43]>> We ended the 2 mil.

[00:19:44]>> That was so much wasted money cuz there's so many balls just still dropping. John, why did you survive?

[00:19:51]>> Oh [ __ ] Was that from your uh profit on ticket thing?

[00:19:54]>> Maybe. I don't know.

[00:19:56]>> Look at it drop.

[00:19:58]>> Oh my god.

[00:19:59]>> That was when he told me to TURN IT UP.

[00:20:04]BIG MONEY SHARK.

[00:20:06]>> MHM. MHM.

[00:20:07]>> JOHN.

[00:20:08]>> MHM.

[00:20:10]>> Where's John?

[00:20:11]>> I'm sorry. The shark called. No. No. No.

[00:20:15]No. I'm sorry. The shark called. The shark called. I'm What am I supposed to do?

[00:20:20]>> John, can you let me try?

[00:20:21]>> Yeah. Yeah. Go for it, man.

[00:20:22]>> Tell me how this works.

[00:20:23]>> Okay. So, you like the orange ones are the ones you have selected.

[00:20:26]>> And we like that.

[00:20:27]>> Hey, since you weren't looking, I put it all on red and lost. Actually, you know what?

[00:20:31]>> Hey guys. Guys, we don't have the money.

[00:20:32]We don't have the money. We don't have the money.

[00:20:34]>> Oh [ __ ] >> We don't have the money.

[00:20:36]>> Putting it on red.

[00:20:37]>> I got to go.

[00:20:41]>> Oh, I lost it all.

[00:20:43]>> Oh, no.

[00:20:44]>> Bungus, why'd you lose so much near the end?

[00:20:48]>> Hey, so gallon, when are we going to learn that you on roulette is the worst thing?

[00:20:53]>> You say that until I hit it.

[00:20:55]>> YOU DON'T. YOU'VE JUST NEVER DONE THAT.

[00:20:57]>> I'll hit it one of these times. All my money gone. Deserved.

[00:21:07]>> Your day ones are pretty treating you like [ __ ] >> My day one is a go.

[00:21:11]>> I put it on red and one.

[00:21:13]>> See, my day one's a go.

[00:21:14]>> You're still negative, buddy.

[00:21:16]>> I'll work on that.

[00:21:18]>> You stop that.

[00:21:19]>> What?

[00:21:21]>> You stopped.

[00:21:22]>> Wait, I just won. I just won.

[00:21:25]I'm out of debt. Climbing out of debt.

[00:21:29]Climbing out of debt. I'm going to climb. I'm going to climb right out of debt. Climbing out of debt. Climbing out of debt. Climbing. Climbing. Climbing.

[00:21:39]Getting into some wealth.

[00:21:43]Bungus. You shouldn't have touched that.

[00:21:47]>> Bungus. I'm I'm working on getting out of debt and you ruined it.

[00:21:53]>> Okay. That's not great.

[00:21:55]>> Make a little monkey here. four.

[00:21:57]>> It's like I don't even need to look.

[00:21:58]>> Stop [ __ ] touching my dice. You're ruining my [ __ ] debt.

[00:22:03]>> Stop touching my dice. You're ruining it. You're [ __ ] ruining. Stop playing craps with me. You actually made me lose six times in a row. Leave me alone, man.

[00:22:12]>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[00:22:13]>> Can you believe I'm ahead of Gon, >> dude? Bungus actually just came and [ __ ] threw the day away. Mongz, stop making me lo. Jesus [ __ ] Christ.

[00:22:24]>> I'll watch this.

[00:22:26]I'll let a real one play crabs with you.

[00:22:28]>> Okay. When a real one plays crabs with me and not a [ __ ] fat homunculus.

[00:22:35]>> Got you.

[00:22:36]>> You are such a fat.

[00:22:41]>> It's actually impressive. Do it again.

[00:22:43]>> YOU CAN'T STOP PLAYING WITH ME.

[00:22:47]>> I got you.

[00:22:48]>> No. No, you don't. No, you don't.

[00:22:50]>> It's Anytime you touch a dice. Anytime you touch a dice. Every time he touches those damn dice.

[00:22:55]>> I didn't die that time.

[00:23:04]>> Yes.

[00:23:06]>> Y are you winning over here, buddy?

[00:23:07]>> Dude, look at the side, man. I'm [ __ ] winning like crazy.

[00:23:10]>> Oh my god. Yeah, you are.

[00:23:12]>> I'm putting in the [ __ ] Okay, stop stop looking at me. Stop. Stop looking at me.

[00:23:17]>> No, you got to Yeah, I you got to I got to gamble with you, man.

[00:23:19]>> Okay. Amongus came over here and threw a gamble with me and we won. We're doing great.

[00:23:25]>> I told you, dude. I know how to throw dice.

[00:23:28]>> Shooting rope. Shooting rope.

[00:23:31]>> Terra, since I'm up so much right now, do you think I've earned a little bit of a treat?

[00:23:34]>> WHAT? NEVER MIND.

[00:23:35]>> NO, THEY TOOK IT FROM ME.

[00:23:37]>> Good enough.

[00:23:38]>> Why Why is somebody not on that board?

[00:23:41]>> I didn't gamble.

[00:23:43]>> You didn't play the game.

[00:23:45]>> I took photos, man. I was having a fun time.

[00:23:48]All right, we got uh >> kids another taser.

[00:23:53]>> This guy increase profit amount.

[00:23:55]>> Oh my god.

[00:23:56]>> This guy named John Degrees.

[00:23:59]>> Wait a second. So we could increase double taser and then >> extra stakeholders double taser a machine.

[00:24:06]>> Oh.

[00:24:07]>> Oh my god. But this will lose us all of our money. Just keep in mind.

[00:24:11]>> Max bet.

[00:24:12]>> What are we feeling on red or black?

[00:24:16]All on.

[00:24:18]>> It's been black so often, you think?

[00:24:20]Right.

[00:24:20]>> No. No. Remember when I was hitting black?

[00:24:22]>> All red. All on red. All in red.

[00:24:23]>> All in red. All on red. All in red. All in red.

[00:24:25]>> Okay.

[00:24:27]>> Come on.

[00:24:27]>> Spin that [ __ ] Spin that [ __ ] up.

[00:24:30]>> All right. Everything rides on red.

[00:24:33]>> Yes, sir.

[00:24:34]>> All right. Come on. Come on. Come on.

[00:24:40]>> I told you, dumb [ __ ] We should put it on black. And they just they don't listen.

[00:24:49]>> You're so I just I just accidentally stood out at 11. I just accidentally stood on an 11 and the dealer got 26.

[00:24:57]>> I got us our money back.

[00:24:58]>> Oh my god.

[00:24:59]>> I got us some money back.

[00:25:00]>> Oh my god.

[00:25:02]>> You're [ __ ] >> Stand.

[00:25:08]>> You are [ __ ] >> I got it back the one time but and uh Where's our money going?

[00:25:22]>> Listen to me. You don't got to shush me.

[00:25:24]Look at my money, bro.

[00:25:28]>> [ __ ] >> I need one win. I need one win and I HAVE I HAVE $2,000.

[00:25:32]>> STOP.

[00:25:33]>> OKAY, watch this.

[00:25:38]>> This can't be it, man.

[00:25:44]Stop it. STOP GAMBLING. STOP GAMBLING.

[00:25:46]STOP GAMBLING. Stop gambling right now.

[00:25:50]SHUT IT ALL DOWN.

[00:25:55]>> Hold on. I got to hit SOME SLOTS.

[00:25:57]>> NO. STOP. STOP.

[00:25:58]>> NO. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.

[00:26:00]IT'S FINE. IT'S FINE. It's fine. It's fine.

[00:26:03]>> Holy [ __ ] >> I hope you know that's called a rush. I hope you know I saved all of your asses.

[00:26:12]>> Hey, not me. I didn't lose all that money.

[00:26:15]>> OH MY GOD.

[00:26:17]>> OH.

[00:26:19]>> OH. Can we play Rocket?

[00:26:20]>> We'll do one singular all-in rocket money with a chance to revert. Okay.

[00:26:25]>> Okay. Okay. Okay. You ready?

[00:26:27]>> Yep.

[00:26:30]>> Okay. Reverted now. Right now.

[00:26:45]You're [ __ ] kidding. You're [ __ ] kidding.

[00:26:51]Jesus Christ, man.

[00:26:53]>> You better quit, Miles. I'm about to make some dough.

[00:26:59]>> No.

[00:27:01]Oh my god. Oh my god. OH MY GOD. OH, EVERYWHERE.

[00:27:11]>> MILES, stop losing my money.

[00:27:13]>> I'm on. I'm on M. I'm on. I'm on M.

[00:27:16]>> Check this out, [ __ ] That's it.

[00:27:18]>> 1.2 mil. 1.2 mil.

[00:27:21]>> Let's go.

[00:27:22]>> Rocket. Rocket. Rocket. Rocket. Rocket.

[00:27:23]Rocket. Rocket. Rocket. Rocket. Rocket.

[00:27:25]Rocket. Rocket. Rocket. Rocket. Rocket.

[00:27:27]Rocket. Rocket. Rocket. Rocket. Rocket.

[00:27:28]Rocket. Rocket. Rocket. Rocket. Rocket.

[00:27:30]Rocket. Rocket. Bang.

[00:27:33]Oh my god.

[00:27:34]>> Oh my Jesus Christ. Keep I should >> day.

[00:27:40]>> The max bed on rocket ships is 1.4 mil.

[00:27:43]>> You got to see this, dude. You're If it goes to 1.01, I'm killing myself. By the way, >> I'm going to crash. I'm going to crash out.

[00:27:52]>> All right. All right.

[00:27:54]>> Cash out. Just cash out right now. You [ __ ] >> Please. Please.

[00:28:00]>> And bang.

[00:28:02]It doesn't matter.

[00:28:03]>> Oh my god. Look, I could have gone so much further.

[00:28:06]>> Okay, that's actually not a bad profit.

[00:28:08]>> I just realized I have 11 million on the camera. Thanks.

[00:28:11]>> Jesus. You want to see another one?

[00:28:14]>> Okay, well, I'm going to keep going.

[00:28:17]>> Yes, man.

[00:28:19]>> All right, dude. Hold on. Rocket ship got >> photos of rocket, man.

[00:28:24]>> Extra extra money on rockets, man.

[00:28:28]>> Hey, don't do that. Look, >> see, I can spend the money that he's making.

[00:28:33]Such an [ __ ] I'm >> not an [ __ ] I'm a leech.

[00:28:40]>> Okay, at five times, please cash out so I can take a photo. Okay. Okay.

[00:28:46]>> Thank you. That is 12 million in the camera right now.

[00:28:49]>> Five. Five times. Okay. Five times. You have to cash out.

[00:28:53]>> Jeez. This one's due. This one's crazy due. Oh my god.

[00:28:58]>> Holy [ __ ] This one camera has at least got to make it.

[00:29:01]>> Holy mother [ __ ] >> Okay. Holy [ __ ] >> This one's crazy do right now.

[00:29:06]>> Five times. Five times.

[00:29:08]>> Holy [ __ ] This one is crazy do right now.

[00:29:13]>> See, I don't feel guilty for let you you losing all our money.

[00:29:17]>> I didn't lost way.

[00:29:19]>> It's just you.

[00:29:20]>> No way.

[00:29:22]>> Come on.

[00:29:23]>> Why have you lost 20 million? Five times. Five times. Five times.

[00:29:27]>> No. No. I'm getting money here.

[00:29:30]>> You [ __ ] I'm not even taking >> Why is Miles losing so much of our money?

[00:29:36]>> I don't know.

[00:29:37]>> I'm winning.

[00:29:38]>> He's just [ __ ] going.

[00:29:41]>> I'm winning.

[00:29:44]>> Miles, we got to have a word.

[00:29:46]>> What are you talking about?

[00:29:47]>> Something's wrong with you, man. I better see a positive number by the end of the day.

[00:29:51]>> Whoa, this is too flashy and shiny.

[00:29:53]Roulette max bet red.

[00:29:57]Jesus Christ, man.

[00:30:01]>> [ __ ] you, [ __ ] >> [ __ ] yeah. [ __ ] yeah. Hell yeah. You know what? Keep it up.

[00:30:06]>> 99 mil on [ __ ] on blackjack. Hell yeah. Wait, this isn't blackjack. This is poker.

[00:30:14]>> Okay.

[00:30:15]>> You were one card away.

[00:30:17]>> I didn't know how this worked. I'm not going to press that again.

[00:30:21]>> Yeah.

[00:30:23]>> Okay. 300 million. Come up.

[00:30:28]>> Your [ __ ] camera gave us 300 mil.

[00:30:30]>> Yep.

[00:30:31]>> Jesus.

[00:30:32]>> Blackjack hands. Because you're betting so much on them cuz you're [ __ ] stupid. Um, every time you win, I get like every consecutive picture I get of that gives me like four times as much as the last one.

[00:30:44]Oh my god, look at this cheater ass [ __ ] hand he just rolled. He had two aces in that [ __ ] [ __ ] you, [ __ ] >> Blackjack.

[00:30:52]>> I'm back in the positives.

[00:30:54]>> Hey, John agrees. cuz I need to see that number positive, buddy. Sorry.

[00:30:58]>> Yes. I just doubled on a 21. Yes.

[00:31:02]Double this down. 21. Let's go.

[00:31:06]I am winning so well.

[00:31:09]Yes.

[00:31:11]>> I'm winning. I am winning. I am winning.

[00:31:13]I am winning. No.

[00:31:18]>> Gallon. You went positive.

[00:31:19]>> I got higher than Bungus.

[00:31:20]>> Good. All right. So, we got the dragon tower. Miles. This is like the uh penguin game. Oh, >> minbet.

[00:31:28]Minbet >> min. You [ __ ] >> I don't know how to play the game first.

[00:31:33]>> All right. So, you clicked one, you click another. Click another. Catch out.

[00:31:36]Cash out. Catch up.

[00:31:38]>> That's so easy.

[00:31:40]>> Yeah.

[00:31:41]>> Easy.

[00:31:47]>> Double down. Yeah. Oh my god.

[00:31:50]>> Okay.

[00:31:52]Terror. Terror. Terror. Terror. Terror.

[00:31:53]here.

[00:31:54]>> Hey, >> I need the last one. I need it.

[00:31:57]>> Okay, I got to think about this.

[00:31:59]>> My gut is telling me far right side on you.

[00:32:02]>> All right.

[00:32:05]>> 4.5 bill on the max bet.

[00:32:08]>> What are we betting?

[00:32:09]>> Yeah, you're not doing that.

[00:32:11]>> [ __ ] I'm not.

[00:32:14]>> You're not doing that.

[00:32:17]And there it all goes.

[00:32:18]>> Cash out. Cash out. Cash out. Cash out.

[00:32:20]Cash out.

[00:32:21]>> Bang.

[00:32:23]Bang.

[00:32:23]>> Bang.

[00:32:25]>> Please don't do it again.

[00:32:27]>> Please don't.

[00:32:28]>> Bang.

[00:32:29]>> Wait. Wait.

[00:32:30]>> I'm getting us good money, man. I'm getting us crazy money.

[00:32:33]>> Tell me when you're cashing out. Tell me.

[00:32:35]>> [ __ ] >> Make sure you yell at me who you're cashing out. Okay.

[00:32:38]>> [ __ ] >> Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

[00:32:42]>> One more.

[00:32:46]>> Okay. I think for once in our goddamn lives, we leave while we're ahead.

[00:32:50]Please.

[00:32:51]>> Wait a second. There's the triple or lose your last win right here.

[00:32:54]>> Wait, I got it. I got it.

[00:32:56]>> Wait, my last one was crazy. Wait, hold on.

[00:32:58]>> No, no, don't not do that.

[00:33:00]>> No, >> no, it's You lost 90 mil. Hey, you think I hit one more?

[00:33:04]>> YEAH.

[00:33:04]>> NO, GET OVER HERE.

[00:33:05]>> NO, NO, NO.

[00:33:07]>> STOP, MILES. STOP. Let's just go play some >> Let's go. Let's go. We got to go forward now. Forward now. Stop. Stop.

[00:33:18]>> It's back. It's back.

[00:33:19]>> Okay, we're back. We're back. We're back. Let's get out. We're going home.

[00:33:21]We're going home. We're going home.

[00:33:24]>> Never mind. We're not going to do We're not going to do anything.

[00:33:27]>> What are we doing? What are we doing?

[00:33:28]What are we doing? What are What are we doing?

[00:33:31]>> Okay, let's leave. Let's leave. Let's leave. Let's leave.

[00:33:33]>> Please. Please. Please get the [ __ ] out of the building.

[00:33:36]>> Please. Please. Please. PLEASE.

[00:33:37]>> GET HIM. HIT HIM. HIT HIM. HIT HIM.

[00:33:40]>> [ __ ] Hit him. Hit him. Hit him. NO.

[00:33:43]WAIT. STOP. LET ME GO. LET ME GO. NO.

[00:33:46]NO. NO.

[00:33:47]>> LET ME GO. LOOK. I SAW A ROULETTE TABLE.

[00:33:50]WELL, COME ON.

[00:33:53]>> I appreciate that John Degrees knew exactly what to do.

[00:33:57]>> Holy [ __ ] >> Yeah, look, man.

[00:34:00]>> You actually lost us money.

[00:34:02]>> Yeah, cuz I went crazy on the first one.

[00:34:05]>> I am the only one that I think was I think that the camera was the only reason that we came out there.

[00:34:11]>> I'm a winner.

[00:34:14]>> Jesus Christ. We got We got to break his legs or something.

[00:34:18]>> Nope.

[00:34:19]Oh my goodness.

[00:34:21]>> Okay, I got this angel statue.

[00:34:24]>> NO, NOT MY LEGS. NOT MY LEGS. NOT MY LEGS.

[00:34:27]>> ALL RIGHT, KEEP THEM THERE. KEEP THEM THERE. KEEP MY LEGS. NOT MY LEGS.

[00:34:30]>> IN THE MACHINE. Just hold THEM IN THE DOOR.

[00:34:32]>> NO, NOT MY LEGS. COME ON.

[00:34:35]>> Why am I through the map?

[00:34:43]>> Oh, he he he unstucked himself.

[00:34:46]>> Help.

[00:34:47]>> I found him. I found him.

[00:34:48]>> You guys put me in the void.

[00:34:53]It was hell.

[00:34:58]I was slowly losing body parts in the hell hole. NO, >> I was the highest profiter today. Don't look.

[00:35:13]>> Don't look.

[00:35:13]>> Yeah, I ended positive. That's what I care about.

[00:35:15]>> You know who didn't end positive?

[00:35:17]any negative 30 million.

[00:35:19]>> Don't look.

[00:35:20]>> 30 million down.

[00:35:21]>> Don't look.

[00:35:23]Hey, don't don't pay attention to this graph, by the way.

[00:35:27]>> Don't pay attention to that graph, by the way.

[00:35:29]>> Holy [ __ ] >> Don't pay attention to it.

[00:35:33]>> Let me play crabs. Just let me play crabs, dude. Let me play crabs.