I Watched CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND For The Very First Time!

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[00:00:14]All right, welcome back. It's your boy Jay aka the Mur Whistle. If you're looking for my co-pilots, they're back there laying down. Today we're watching Close Encounters of the Third Con. I've heard really good things about this. I know this is a Steen Spielberg movie and I know this is about aliens. Other than that, I don't know anything. I have no idea who's in this or anything. I am ready to get into this. So, I'll see you on the other side.

[00:00:45]Let's get it.

[00:01:02]I just produced by my people.

[00:01:05]Richard Drifus. I know. I know that.

[00:01:07]Hey, Richard Drifus. Hey, that old boy from Jaws.

[00:01:25]I would say I can't tell if that's a spaceship or a car.

[00:01:30]>> That's nice how they done that though.

[00:01:35]>> Are we the first to arrive here?

[00:01:39]>> Bro, I can't just imagine out there in a sandstorm just raw dogging that [ __ ] with my face. Like, you know what I'm saying? My man has nothing on his face.

[00:01:49]Just raw dog. I could imagine doing that, bro.

[00:01:53]>> They're all there. All of them.

[00:01:59]>> Is a junkyard out here.

[00:02:03]>> Check for landing. Make some TV.

[00:02:08]>> I'm not going to lie to you. I did not expect to see planes.

[00:02:11]>> It's flight number 19.

[00:02:13]>> 19. What?

[00:02:14]>> Yeah.

[00:02:15]>> Who flies crates like these anymore?

[00:02:18]These planes were reported missing in 1945.

[00:02:21]>> Shut the [ __ ] up.

[00:02:23]>> But it looks brand new. Where's the pilot? I don't understand.

[00:02:30]Where's the crew? How the hell did it get here?

[00:02:34]>> See, he's asking questions I would ask.

[00:02:37]>> He says this guy is local. He was here last night. He saw it happen.

[00:02:45]>> My man just smiling.

[00:02:49]He says the sun came out last night. He says it sang to him.

[00:02:54]>> The sun sang to him.

[00:02:57]H >> So he said the sun came out last night and sang to him. I can't wait to see what he talking about.

[00:03:09]>> Dick, will you check low altitude and see if they know who this is?

[00:03:13]>> 31 traffic's not lower than us. It's 1:00 now. Still above me and descending >> areas 31. Can you say aircraft typing?

[00:03:20]>> I've never seen >> about an ising northbound.

[00:03:24]>> See, with them talking at the same time, I I wouldn't be able to concentrate.

[00:03:29]>> Ewa 517, do you want to report a UFO over?

[00:03:34]Ewa 517, do you want to report a UFO?

[00:03:37]Over.

[00:03:39]>> My man said UFO, they dip.

[00:03:41]>> Negative. We don't want to report. I reported that. They would have to think I'm crazy. I don't give a Indiana.

[00:03:55]In my mind, I be thinking Indiana far away. They right there.

[00:04:00]They are neighbors. We could throw a rock and hit Indiana. Well, if I go to little That is terrifying.

[00:04:10]That would have to get the out of my room. That is terrifying. Ain't no [ __ ] way, boy.

[00:04:20]>> That too. That and the droopy dog. They got to go.

[00:04:28]>> And this is how children get ended up on milk cartons right here.

[00:04:35]>> Oh yeah, he really going to hit up. Boy, you better not go. You better Hey, keep your little ass in the house.

[00:04:44]Matter of fact, act like you go act like you sleep cuz you about to get blamed for all this.

[00:04:55]That look like way too much food that that for that refrigerator.

[00:05:02]>> What you looking at, little boy?

[00:05:07]This why you need to teach your kid stranger danger.

[00:05:14]your child is now a pet for aliens right now.

[00:05:18]>> Barry, >> they gone, folks.

[00:05:25]>> Barry's new name is experiment seven.

[00:05:28]hospital authorities for better health services.

[00:05:31]>> Honey, >> Barry, >> see I I I listen, I'mma say this because she said his name so nice when she saw him.

[00:05:50]I'm telling you right now, if that had been any black mama, they like, "Get your little ass in the house right now."

[00:05:57]My mama don't cuss. My mom would cuss me out.

[00:06:02]>> Dad, I don't understand these fractions.

[00:06:07]>> What's one3 of 60?

[00:06:10]>> That's definitely dos.

[00:06:12]>> You promised everybody a movie this weekend. Honey, >> is there a Hold on.

[00:06:21]>> Hey, YOU ALSO PROMISED GOOFY GOLF.

[00:06:23]>> OH, YEAH.

[00:06:24]>> Is there a baby? Baby, I >> What is all this stuff on my table?

[00:06:30]I thought I told YOU THIS WAS FOR MY STUFF. THIS TABLE. I mean, >> we're not going to acknowledge the fact this little boy is destroying I I guess his sister's dog.

[00:06:39]>> You guys have never seen your video.

[00:06:41]You're lucky.

[00:06:42]>> Hey, for real. We're not going to acknowledge that.

[00:06:45]>> Dumb cartoon rated G for kids.

[00:06:49]>> How old are you?

[00:06:50]>> Eight.

[00:06:50]>> You want to be nine?

[00:06:52]>> Yeah.

[00:06:52]>> You're going to see Pinocchio tomorrow night? I need to watch Pinocchio.

[00:06:56]>> Wonderful way to win over your children.

[00:06:58]>> I'm not serious. I'm just saying I grew up with Pinocchio.

[00:07:02]>> Damn. Howing old is Pinocchio?

[00:07:05]>> Hello.

[00:07:09]>> Them sideburns is real, boy.

[00:07:11]>> Has the hit you yet?

[00:07:16]>> Yes, I'm about to be yay.

[00:07:21]Hey, light >> McDonald's still look the same.

[00:07:26]>> Hey, >> I guarantee you they ain't got no Power McDonald, but they still flipping them burgers.

[00:07:38]And you out there just calmly looking for Barry.

[00:07:42]>> Barry, I would have said a country mama, but they in Indiana. kind of country. She ain't do nothing.

[00:07:52]>> Help. I'm a lost.

[00:07:55]>> Cornbread road south of 20 vapor street.

[00:07:59]>> You're in the middle of the road, jackass.

[00:08:01]>> You tell me where cornbread is.

[00:08:03]>> Hey, man. I I remember going places with a paper map. That just makes me feel ancient. I'm 44.

[00:08:11]I'm not that old.

[00:08:13]>> 834 >> 1047 So meaningless. Okay. Come on. All right. Once he stop leads you to the single circuits and lead you right to nowhere.

[00:08:26]>> They said they ain't trying to go. Hold on.

[00:08:30]>> Hold on. Bro, that's not a truck, bro.

[00:08:33]Do you not see THEM DIFFERENT COLORS BEHIND YOU, BRO?

[00:08:47]>> DAMN. We have to um bro.

[00:09:04]>> Oh [ __ ] >> Oh, they put gas in his car. That's what's up.

[00:09:17]My man is shook.

[00:09:22]Well, he might not be shook. They might have zapped him. I don't know yet.

[00:09:27]I don't know if these [ __ ] friendly or not, but I know for a fact his draws is not clean. Certified fact.

[00:09:42]This fruit of the room got some extra fruit in it.

[00:09:52]I was Hey, that's funny as but hey, it'll me up too.

[00:10:05]>> Just off the way and east toward upper valley.

[00:10:11]Oh, he's going to chase it.

[00:10:16]I don't went home, bro.

[00:10:34]Is that them or is that just other people they draw brought there?

[00:10:42]OH.

[00:10:49]>> Oh my god. Lady, are you okay? I'm sorry. I I didn't even see him. He was just standing right in the middle of the road.

[00:10:55]>> Well, you wasn't doing a buck 90. Hey, I tell you what. So far in this movie, terrible parents.

[00:11:04]CPS need to be on the phone right now, ASAP.

[00:11:17]Damn. Half his half his face is burnt. I just not realized that.

[00:11:23]Not a baby one.

[00:11:27]>> This is nuts.

[00:11:33]>> They could really be like related.

[00:11:36]>> Jesus pro. Look at that. Look at those suckers that flew to the road.

[00:11:48]>> BR, what was you doing?

[00:11:54]>> He better not walk that off.

[00:11:58]>> He better not.

[00:12:03]Look at his face, man.

[00:12:07]Wake up. You're not going to believe what I saw. Ronnie, don't.

[00:12:11]>> There was this uh in the cab. It was It went It was a There was a red wuss.

[00:12:16]>> He's a crazy.

[00:12:18]>> You wanted to get out of the house anyway, right?

[00:12:20]>> Whoa. Not at 4:00 in the morning.

[00:12:22]>> Ronnie, >> I need you to see something with me.

[00:12:26]>> It's really important.

[00:12:27]>> Look at hising face.

[00:12:29]>> Silia, come on. We're going on a little adventure. Brad, come on. Get up. Come on.

[00:12:35]>> Hey, bro. Listen.

[00:12:36]>> It's better than goofy golf. Come on.

[00:12:38]>> Kids don't have joints.

[00:12:40]They don't. Cuz they can sleep any kind of way.

[00:12:42]>> Roy, what did it look like?

[00:12:44]>> It was like an ice cream cone.

[00:12:47]>> What flavor?

[00:12:48]>> Orange.

[00:12:50]>> Hey, man.

[00:12:52]She She She asked the realest question that she could possibly ask after the information she received.

[00:12:58]>> I remember when we used to come to places like this just to look at each other.

[00:13:04]Snuggle.

[00:13:15]I'm about to say, bro, you don't pay that woman some attention.

[00:13:31]That camera said, "I don't like that. I don't know what that is. I don't like it, bro. Shut the up, bro."

[00:13:44]Like, why do just keep popping up?

[00:13:47]>> It's the boxing.

[00:13:48]>> Why is it here? Beats the [ __ ] out of me.

[00:14:00]I man they put that all the way back there.

[00:14:06]>> What are you doing?

[00:14:08]>> Roy, I found this overnight tanning stuff and I want you to spray it on half of your face.

[00:14:12]>> Makes my face look yellow. What does this remind you of, Ronnie?

[00:14:15]>> Well, just tell everybody that you fell asleep under the sun lamp on their right side.

[00:14:19]>> What for?

[00:14:20]>> Cuz your face is red, bro.

[00:14:24]No, you don't.

[00:14:26]>> Dad says you do.

[00:14:28]>> No, he does not.

[00:14:30]>> But he does.

[00:14:31]>> I'm going out there again tonight, you know.

[00:14:34]>> No, you're not.

[00:14:35]>> Yes, I am.

[00:14:36]>> No, you're not.

[00:14:37]>> They live on the moon.

[00:14:39]>> They got bases.

[00:14:41]>> Roy, you got fired. They didn't even want to talk to you.

[00:14:46]>> Well, I guess it will be out there tonight.

[00:14:58]They got KFC.

[00:15:03]>> They look crazy as I know it sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this shape. Shaving cream, pillows, Why that shape? Cuz to me that just look like a paladoodle.

[00:15:26]>> Damn it. I know this. I know what this is.

[00:15:30]This means something.

[00:15:32]>> Here they come, >> bro. He got a mean face.

[00:15:38]>> Trick or treat.

[00:15:41]>> And this is how people going to get dumped. They they That's how I'm trying to tell you.

[00:15:51]Stop and be friendly.

[00:16:01]I ain't going to lie, they played me out just like they played them out. I just knew it was aliens, >> bro. Ain't got no car seat.

[00:16:13]>> EVERYBODY CALM DOWN. Quiet northeast.

[00:16:19]>> We're going to need a geodetic survey map of Wyoming.

[00:16:23]>> Why Wyoming?

[00:16:24]Like I ain't never been to Wyoming, so I'm not trying to disrespect them, but I just don't I don't don't like why Wyomi.

[00:16:43]>> I ain't going to lie, B. He's starting to creep me out a little bit.

[00:16:49]Is Is that Is that what they're that he keeps saying? Like a mountain in Wyoming. Is that what she's drawing and like he's so excited?

[00:17:09]>> A man talking about toys.

[00:17:15]See, I will run my black ass in the house.

[00:17:25]Barry over there like, I waited my whole life for this.

[00:17:31]Nothing about that looks friendly.

[00:17:33]Nothing girl. They flew from another planet or universe.

[00:17:41]That chair is not going to keep them out.

[00:17:46]Throw some salt down.

[00:17:49]I don't know why salt, but my god. What do you mean? My god. Yell at that little boy.

[00:18:02]Tell me he don't bring his little ass off.

[00:18:11]Like you see me locking this [ __ ] place up and you going to open the front door.

[00:18:18]>> You can come and buy now.

[00:18:20]You can come and play now.

[00:18:22]>> He invited him in.

[00:18:26]>> Come through the door.

[00:18:28]>> No.

[00:18:37]Oh, hey mom. Birdie on day side. I'm just letting you know.

[00:18:44]>> Go away.

[00:18:51]>> Is it not folk? We here.

[00:19:00]I am not running from a vacuum.

[00:19:12]I mean, you don't need no child.

[00:19:16]See, she ain't no real mama.

[00:19:19]She ain't no real mama. A a real mama would have been through that doggy door her damn self. I don't give a She was 400 lb. She is fit for her child, bro.

[00:19:30]She ain't no real mama.

[00:19:35]B, I'm go ahead and tell you, bro. She just had you to try to keep her man.

[00:19:40]That ain't no real mama. Julian say, >> is it true you're leaving the state to look for your son?

[00:19:49]Where would you start looking?

[00:19:50]>> Say, say who? One of them reporters is dirty. They say, "Where your husband?"

[00:19:55]They dirty. Hey, bro. I'm telling you.

[00:19:58]Listen, I don't know if news reporters like this in real life, but movies has made me hate reporters.

[00:20:04]>> At a record of 6 Last year, Americans shot more than 7 billion photographs.

[00:20:09]Now, with all those shutters clicking, where is the indisputable photographic evidence?

[00:20:14]>> Our cameras have never been able to take a picture of a plane crash or an automobile accident and get it on the 6:00 news.

[00:20:20]>> That's a big rebuttal. That's a big rebuttal.

[00:20:24]>> Excuse me, sir. Uh, I didn't want to see this.

[00:20:27]>> To tell you the truth, I don't know what you saw.

[00:20:30]>> You can't fool us by agreeing with us.

[00:20:32]>> I saw Bigfoot once, 1951.

[00:20:35]>> I seen this big white dot in the sky. It turn red, blue, and green.

[00:20:41]>> See, I don't know if he's serious or he's just bull.

[00:20:46]>> UFOs do not represent a direct physical threat. We do not support them, >> right?

[00:20:52]>> And we encourage you not to. You You in a movie about aliens? It's a threat.

[00:20:59]>> I still like the flash flood idea.

[00:21:01]>> Where you going to get the water?

[00:21:02]>> We can do a survey of dams and resin in the areas and tell if one's going to burst. What kind of disease?

[00:21:07]>> Plague. A plague epidemic.

[00:21:08]>> Nobody's going to believe a plague in this day and age.

[00:21:11]>> Devil's tower.

[00:21:13]>> Anthrax.

[00:21:13]>> Ranching country.

[00:21:14]>> Yes.

[00:21:15]>> There are a lot of sheep up on those hills.

[00:21:17]>> Damn. They had anx.

[00:21:19]>> There's always some joker who thinks he's immune. What I need is something so scary it'll clear 300 square miles.

[00:21:26]>> Bro, you need something so scary that it will c it would it would clear 300 miles of people.

[00:21:35]I can think of a couple things.

[00:21:38]>> I hate I hate these potatoes. There's a difference.

[00:21:44]>> Is that mashed potatoes?

[00:21:46]>> No.

[00:21:46]>> It's okay. Listen, I'm going ahead and tell you if you gave me a big ass bowl of mashed potatoes when I was little, I would try to eat that whole bowl. I love mashed potatoes.

[00:22:02]So, he's just being wasteful.

[00:22:07]And as much as he's wasting these mashed potatoes right now, the thing that bothers me most is they got milk on the table. Like, who wants some warming milk, bro? That is disgusting.

[00:22:23]Say I'm like, "Dad, that's weird."

[00:22:27]>> Well, I guess you've noticed something that's a little strange with dad.

[00:22:33]>> No, man. We ain't noticed at all.

[00:22:37]>> Still dead.

[00:22:38]I can't describe it what I'm feeling.

[00:22:43]This means something.

[00:22:48]I can't wait to find out what it means and why is it important. I can't wait to find out.

[00:22:54]>> WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT?

[00:22:59]>> You going to throw at him.

[00:23:02]>> Hey, my man going through it, bro.

[00:23:08]>> Roy.

[00:23:10]Roy.

[00:23:11]>> My man's in the bathroom crying. Roy, open this door.

[00:23:20]>> All right.

[00:23:23]Hey, she put her ARM ON THE DOOR LIKE MOM, I am trying to sleep.

[00:23:35]>> I don't think I know what's happening to me.

[00:23:37]>> Abra, you could took your clothes off.

[00:23:41]>> What it is is Family therapy.

[00:23:44]>> Oh, it's waterproof. It still works.

[00:23:49]>> Go.

[00:23:54]Get out of here.

[00:23:58]>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS IS. GO TO YOUR ROOM and close the door.

[00:24:02]>> All right.

[00:24:04]My dude start crashing out, didn't he?

[00:24:07]>> I want you to help me.

[00:24:10]>> ALL THIS [ __ ] >> JUST HOLD IT. JUST PUT your arms around me. It'll really HELP ME.

[00:24:14]>> DON'T YOU SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING? NONE OF OUR FRIENDS CALL US ANYMORE.

[00:24:18]>> YOU'RE OUT OF WORK.

[00:24:24]>> RONNIE, RONNIE, RONNIE, >> like the little boy's in there turning up the wholeing room.

[00:24:41]And this is why men's mental health is important cuz my man has nobody to turn to right now.

[00:24:52]He needs somebody to talk to. He has nobody to turn to.

[00:24:59]Nobody.

[00:25:00]He need to go find Bry's mama. They can have conversation. Looks for >> Ronnie. Everything's fine. All this stuff is coming down. I was going to be like >> it was on my super video.

[00:25:24]>> THAT'S THE LAST DRAW.

[00:25:26]>> You just figured something out. What did you just figure out? What did you just figure out?

[00:25:37]Mother sweating, boy.

[00:25:42]>> Oh, Roy. Roy, I'm sorry about last night, Roy.

[00:25:47]>> Girl, Roy don't give a >> Roy. What are you doing?

[00:25:52]>> Jesus.

[00:25:53]>> You're going to love it, Ronnie.

[00:25:55]>> What do you mean?

[00:25:56]>> YOU REALLY LOVE THIS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[00:25:59]>> What are you doing?

[00:26:01]Oh, Roy.

[00:26:06]>> Oh my god, bro.

[00:26:11]>> Roy, I can't defend you, bro.

[00:26:13]>> If I don't do this, that's when I'm going to need a doctor. Look, you ever look at something when it's crazy and then you look at it in another way and it's not crazy at all?

[00:26:22]>> No, I haven't. I don't know.

[00:26:24]>> If you just close YOUR EYES FOR FIVE MINUTES, CLOSE YOUR EYES AND HOLD YOUR BREATH. IT'LL BE REALLY PRETTY.

[00:26:29]Roy Roy hasn't said nothing at all.

[00:26:40]>> This chicken wire.

[00:26:46]>> Abra, what are we doing?

[00:26:51]>> You know, I was going to say something about her being do nosy as [ __ ] BUT >> WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING IS AGAINST THE LAW. He's putting it back, Mrs. Harris.

[00:26:58]I'll pay you for this. Take it.

[00:27:00]>> Hey, her. Hey, what's his name? Hurry.

[00:27:02]Hey, my man must have a hell of a savings.

[00:27:09]>> Hey, he sick his dad so much, bro. He hates this mother.

[00:27:14]>> Where are we going?

[00:27:15]>> Where are we going?

[00:27:16]>> Quietly. Quickly. Get in.

[00:27:18]>> Where are we going?

[00:27:19]>> Get in there, Toby.

[00:27:20]>> Daddy need some more help.

[00:27:22]>> Lock the doors. Lock the doors.

[00:27:23]>> Daddy needs some help. He does. Daddy does need help, >> honey. Where you going?

[00:27:29]>> What?

[00:27:29]>> Where you going?

[00:27:31]>> Taking the kids to my sisters.

[00:27:33]>> Crazy. And not even dressed.

[00:27:36]>> What?

[00:27:40]>> She said that big wheel.

[00:27:43]>> YOU HOLD IT ONE MINUTE.

[00:27:46]>> HEY, do they make big wheels for adults?

[00:27:48]I'mma ride the out of a big wheel right now. I bet that'd be funny as a legit big ass pedal big wheel. Hey, listen, bro. Daily.

[00:28:07]>> Hey, bro. Why did you just >> leave it at the door?

[00:28:20]>> Like, I need to know what this is for real. Like, I need to know why he keep making this. I need to know.

[00:28:26]Good evening. At the top of the news tonight, >> anything you want, I'll do >> he's saying this when he got a baby mountain in his mother.

[00:28:37]>> For how long?

[00:28:37]>> Or tree stump or whatever in his living room.

[00:28:42]>> I don't know what this is.

[00:28:44]>> We can't talk about this on THE TELEPHONE.

[00:28:46]>> DON'T HANG UP. JUST don't monument. BR look right look look >> that's the location ain't it that's been the location the wholeing time refugees are fleeing the area >> that's where they got buried aka experiment 7 >> in just a few minutes we're going to be >> annual close to 400 vac >> she can draw her ass off both of them talented as hell >> army chemical engineer He built that >> are making every effort to vote >> from outside.

[00:29:28]>> Stay out of the area. Everyone, please stay out of the area.

[00:29:33]>> All multi-lane undivided full traffic interchange.

[00:29:36]>> It's a lot of maps, bro.

[00:29:41]>> Why aren't there any fat lines instead of any spin lines?

[00:29:45]>> Bro, my man was so locked into the map, he on the wrong road. And now you're going to be real disappointed and sorry if you don't have one of these early warning systems. Why even my dog has a gas mask, >> bro?

[00:30:01]>> And any of you folks are worth more than a dog.

[00:30:03]>> Now hold on now. Everybody there ain't worth more than a dog. Dogs are priceless.

[00:30:10]I know that's going to piss some people off.

[00:30:15]LISTEN, >> they are destined TO BE TOGETHER.

[00:30:25]I KNOW THEY BOTH going through the same.

[00:30:27]Well, kind of. Her kid gone. But you know what I'm saying? If you didn't know that, you seen them. You thought they was together.

[00:30:33]>> We got to break through the fence.

[00:30:35]>> Let's go.

[00:30:35]>> All right. Hold on. Hold on.

[00:30:36]>> Hey, ride it out. Let's go.

[00:30:45]They are on a mission in a station wagon, bro.

[00:30:52]He driving that like it's a Hummer.

[00:30:54]>> They asked me if I seen any strangers in the neighborhood.

[00:31:02]>> They all think you get through that, bro.

[00:31:07]They must be looking at that mountain.

[00:31:13]He really made that in his living room.

[00:31:15]>> Don't believe it's real.

[00:31:21]I do wonder if Let's get down there.

[00:31:24]>> Those two and Bur are the only ones who um kept saying that.

[00:31:29]>> What are those?

[00:31:34]>> Dead. That's what they are. Dead.

[00:31:41]I'm just saying we see some more dead animals. I got to stop. I got to see if they got shot or something or I love it.

[00:32:04]>> All right, one more time. What are you guys at?

[00:32:07]>> How are you feeling?

[00:32:08]>> I feel fine.

[00:32:13]Oh, >> the bird's dead. American we go together.

[00:32:17]>> Watch your step.

[00:32:24]>> I may yell the mic like that.

[00:32:26]>> We have very little time. Mr. Ner, this is Mr. Lcom.

[00:32:30]>> Hello.

[00:32:30]>> We need answers from you, >> bro. They kind look alike.

[00:32:34]>> There's nothing wrong with the air.

[00:32:37]>> What makes you say that?

[00:32:39]>> I just know there's nothing wrong with it.

[00:32:40]>> Go outside and make me a >> Did they go outside? Make me a liar.

[00:32:46]>> Uh, look, I want to talk to the man in charge.

[00:32:48]>> Mr. Lcom is the highest authority.

[00:32:50]>> He isn't even an American.

[00:32:52]>> That is wild.

[00:32:53]>> Who are you people? Look at this.

[00:32:56]>> Yeah, I got one just like in my living room. Who are you people?

[00:32:59]>> I got one just like in my living room.

[00:33:01]>> Mr. Neri, please. One more question.

[00:33:03]>> Have you recently had a close encounter?

[00:33:06]>> Who are you people?

[00:33:07]>> The two of you felt uh compelled to be here?

[00:33:10]>> Yeah, you might say that.

[00:33:11]>> What did you expect to find? an answer.

[00:33:15]>> Well, and her son.

[00:33:16]>> That's not crazy, is it?

[00:33:17]>> You know, her son.

[00:33:19]>> Is that all you're you're going to ask me? Well, I got a couple of thousand goddamn questions. You know, I want to speak to someone in charge. You have no right to make people crazy. If this is just nerve gas, how come I know everything in such detail? How come I know so much? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE?

[00:33:40]HEY, my man's crash out is valid, though.

[00:33:44]>> I didn't come this far to get taken on any bus ride home.

[00:33:52]>> Where she at?

[00:33:58]>> Oh, there she go.

[00:34:01]And why are y'all staring at me? You brought in 12 people to the decontamination camp instead of the evacuation center where they belong.

[00:34:09]>> This is a small group of people who have shared a vision in common.

[00:34:17]>> Yeah, bro.

[00:34:19]>> Even Z do not know why.

[00:34:26]>> I knew he was going to take that off.

[00:34:31]>> Jillian. Ian, >> don't. You'll be poisoned.

[00:34:34]>> There's nothing wrong with the air around here. Listen, your assistant. How many are you people for getting out of here?

[00:34:40]>> Yeah, man. I mean, about to start a ride.

[00:34:49]Piggly wiggly.

[00:34:58]>> Hey, my man just let them run. Everybody keep their masks on until they're out of here and out of danger.

[00:35:13]>> That is so funny. We didn't choose this place. WE DIDN'T CHOOSE THESE PEOPLE.

[00:35:19]>> THEY WERE INVITED.

[00:35:21]>> WHY was they invited though? Like what what are we doing? Like are we barbecuing?

[00:35:27]Like are we about to be slaves?

[00:35:31]Like, are we about to play some spades?

[00:35:35]>> Take this gradual incline to the right.

[00:35:38]>> I never imagined that in my painting. I only painted one side.

[00:35:41]>> Next time try sculpturing. You've given us a hell of a lot of credit.

[00:35:44]>> So, he do know more than him because he did make a sculpture.

[00:35:50]>> Call a bastard.

[00:35:52]>> Is that a scope, bro? What is that on that?

[00:35:57]>> Nothing to report at mid station.

[00:36:00]Bro, he can see Jesus toenails clipping with that thing. Bro, I wonder if Jesus got toenail clippings.

[00:36:08]Like, would they grow or can he just be like, I don't want my toenails to grow.

[00:36:15]>> Get down.

[00:36:18]>> They out here climbing this mountain and they Sunday's best. Larry. Larry, come on.

[00:36:33]Lar tired.

[00:36:41]That's what they did to the animals, ain't it?

[00:36:46]He said that a minute ago, didn't he?

[00:36:50]>> THEY'RE JUST CROP DUSTING.

[00:36:52]>> YEAH.

[00:36:54]YEAH. They they they just crop dusted your ass. You about to be sleep.

[00:36:58]>> Don't look back. Come on. Come on.

[00:37:02]>> Yep.

[00:37:04]They're just crop dusting. Yeah. How'd that work out?

[00:37:12]>> You see that?

[00:37:14]>> Oh, yes.

[00:37:15]>> What we say? What we say?

[00:37:20]>> Good.

[00:37:22]Is it on?

[00:37:23]Okay, check this speaker system here.

[00:37:25]>> Is this one live?

[00:37:28]>> Gentlemen, ladies, take your position, please.

[00:37:33]>> This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill.

[00:37:38]>> Okay, what we doing?

[00:37:40]>> I don't think we could ask for a more beautiful evening, do you?

[00:37:47]>> Okay, watch the skies, please. We now show uncorrelated targets approaching from the north northwest.

[00:37:58]Uh, are they friendly?

[00:38:03]And that's so Oh, they said hold on.

[00:38:04]They said four, didn't they say four?

[00:38:06]That's a lot. That's what two, four, six, seven.

[00:38:11]That is soing dope, though.

[00:38:17]Did they just form one of the dippers?

[00:38:20]>> We're the only ones who know. The only ones, bruh.

[00:38:26]Bruh.

[00:38:28]They said we see you, [ __ ] I guess they don't see them.

[00:38:43]You know what they kind of remind me of?

[00:38:50]Um, I watch it for Patreon. Battery's not included.

[00:39:03]>> I don't think I got enough film.

[00:39:07]>> Start with your tone.

[00:39:13]RPM.

[00:39:16]>> Do y'all know what y'all doing?

[00:39:19]>> Drop an octave.

[00:39:21]>> Like y'all could be telling these mother for you bucks. You know what I'm saying?

[00:39:25]That could be a war call. They don't know.

[00:39:30]>> I know that.

[00:39:34]That's one of them things like it's cool as to be there till it ain't. You know what I'm saying? But they cool. It's cool as Pit.

[00:39:52]He back there DJing. I see you.

[00:40:12]>> Like they could have followed through to be their food. They don't know.

[00:40:21]And that's what took her son.

[00:40:28]The music is it sounds like a villain.

[00:40:37]Like nothing good sound like it's about to come from this.

[00:40:44]Bro, y'all about to be kibbles and [ __ ] Bits and bits.

[00:40:54]Y'all are too close.

[00:41:01]Yeah, that's not good.

[00:41:11]They brought the whole family.

[00:41:20]Well, maybe it's not that bad then. They just chilling.

[00:41:25]Then why did they kill that bird?

[00:41:28]>> You want to see better?

[00:41:29]>> I can see. Fine.

[00:41:30]>> We can't stay here.

[00:41:32]>> I can.

[00:41:33]>> Why?

[00:41:34]>> Barry's not here.

[00:41:36]I'm just not ready.

[00:41:38]>> I can't I can't stay here. I've got to get down here.

[00:41:41]>> I know, >> bro. You got a whole wife.

[00:41:47]Hey, Terry. Oh, what's her name? Terry Gar. She just can't keep a man in the movie. At least the ones I see.

[00:42:01]Like, do you get buried back?

[00:42:06]That's like a storm coming.

[00:42:12]And by her face, it don't look good. Oh my god, that mother is huge.

[00:42:33]>> Oh my god. I got you, bro. Like I said, that's one of them things. It's It's cool as to be there cuz it's no longer cool right now. It's been really chill. Real really cool. I'm confused by they tactics though cuz they got a kidnapping. You know what I'm saying?

[00:42:52]They got a kidnapping on their record.

[00:42:58]Hey man, this mother just said I know I ain't supposed to be here, but it I got to get closer.

[00:43:07]Word. [ __ ] is friendly as >> Hey, do we get to see him?

[00:43:14]>> Play the P tones.

[00:43:23]>> That's a damn tuba.

[00:43:32]I feel like I said two different things to y'all and y'all keep saying the same thing back.

[00:43:46]Give her six quavers, then pause.

[00:43:49]>> Give her six. What?

[00:43:54]>> These [ __ ] came down here to play some music. I seen you.

[00:43:58]>> What are we saying to each other?

[00:43:59]>> It's the first day of school, fellas.

[00:44:06]I had to come.

[00:44:15]Why switch up?

[00:44:21]Like why they switch up?

[00:44:27]Hey. Hey. Everybody that read back they make dummies.

[00:44:35]Hey, bro. They really don't give a that they there. They don't even notice them.

[00:44:42]Oh, they're coming out.

[00:44:47]Are those the pilots from the planes earlier?

[00:44:54]>> Bro, shut the up, bro.

[00:44:57]Frank Taylor, Lieutenant JG, United States, Navy Reserve 064199.

[00:45:03]Welcome home. This way to debriefing.

[00:45:07]>> That's crazy as hell.

[00:45:09]>> Einstein was right.

[00:45:10]>> Einstein was probably one of them.

[00:45:12]>> That That is >> That was the people of the ship.

[00:45:22]Shut the [ __ ] up. They're burning.

[00:45:26]Damn, they got a dog on there.

[00:45:32]Barry had a time of his life.

[00:45:38]I tell you what, Barry, you bet on a mother UFO. You better not [ __ ] no math, science, nothing. I went up to the air.

[00:45:49]>> I saw you going up in the air. Did you see me running after you?

[00:45:55]I mean I I'mma let it ride cuz she's happy her kid back like Yeah. Did you see me running after you?

[00:46:05]>> Yes.

[00:46:06]>> Bur is the reason why they start putting bleaches on kids. I'm telling you.

[00:46:17]>> I envy you.

[00:46:20]>> Bro, they about to put you in a cave somewhere.

[00:46:26]Why they back up?

[00:46:31]Shut the are about those volunteers to go for the next batch.

[00:46:39]Oh, they wait. What the Hold on now.

[00:46:45]Mewtwo, is that you?

[00:46:51]Nah, bro. I need you to get back on the ship. You are terrifying.

[00:47:11]>> Mr. Neri, I'm told that we can count on your complete cooperation. Is there any history of liver disease in your family?

[00:47:18]>> Why? Why liver disease?

[00:47:24]Bro, this whole standoff got me nervous.

[00:47:25]I don't know what's going on.

[00:47:32]Girl, Kmart ain't going to They're not going to do that with that film.

[00:47:36]They're not going to print them pictures.

[00:47:42]The Burton look like one of them.

[00:47:45]>> May the Lord be praised at all times.

[00:47:48]Grant these pilgrims, we pray, a happy journey and peaceful day.

[00:47:54]>> Oh, they are volunteers. Okay.

[00:48:00]>> They can't get my man some sunglasses.

[00:48:14]Hey, my man said my wife, my kids, I'm gone.

[00:48:24]She cried more over him than she did for B.

[00:48:42]Not going to lie, I about busted out laughing cuz it looked like he was like, "Hell Hitler."

[00:48:56]>> Michael Jackson.

[00:48:59]>> Bye.

[00:49:01]>> Man said bye.

[00:49:07]That looked like a city right there.

[00:49:17]John Williams should have known. Should have known.

[00:49:25]All right, we just got finished watching um Closing Cows the third time.

[00:49:33]I enjoyed that.

[00:49:36]Nothing about that movie went the way I thought it would go, though. I didn't know the aliens came down here to have a problem, but it wasn't like that.

[00:49:50]I still stand by somebody need call CPS because bad parents all throughout the movie. I'm talking about like to the point where my man was like, "Hey, you can go to UFO."

[00:50:02]He was like, "You know what?

[00:50:05][ __ ] my family."

[00:50:08]Which is just wild. Like that's just funny to me. Period. You know what I'm saying? Like when he come back, he going to try to find his kids. They going to be grown. Can you imagine his son, his oldest son, 30 years from now, he like, "I'm your daddy. I got on the UFO." He will beat the mud hole in his man. He He's not going to like that man. He don't like now. Poor Terry guard. She can't keep a man. Basically cheated on him before he left. Then he just left her. I'm saying I know she went to her sisters, but damn.

[00:50:46]old boy who was like I said was the bad parent. I do like his character in this movie because he was so fixated and he wanted to know so much like he was driven by it and I don't even want to say that he was obsessed because I felt like he had no control over it. like it like pretty much what happened to him changed um his mental makeup and he had to do this. Like he didn't want to, he had to.

[00:51:22]I am curious though.

[00:51:24]They said they had no idea what they were saying to him.

[00:51:29]But they had a gang of [ __ ] to be ready to exchange.

[00:51:34]Like they knew they was going to drop those people off. It's like it it felt like they kind of knew there was going to be an exchange, but I don't know how they knew that if they didn't know have a conversation.

[00:51:48]But um like I said, I enjoyed the hell out of this. I hope y'all enjoyed it.

[00:51:53]But I'mma get off here the next time.

[00:51:56]Y'all be good. Y'all be safe. Night night.