This video compilation demonstrates how people react to various prank scenarios, revealing common patterns in human behavior such as defensive responses, confusion, and emotional distress when deceived. The pranks explore different social situations including cemetery navigation, workplace interactions, relationship dynamics, and financial matters, showing that while reactions vary, most people experience initial shock followed by attempts to rationalize or defend themselves. The content illustrates that deception often triggers immediate defensive mechanisms, and that the impact of pranks depends on the context and perceived stakes involved.
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Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today. And the subject is I went right over there and got him.
>> I know that's right.
>> What? What is wrong with >> I don't know what's wrong with my horizontal.
>> I don't know. Get up. What are you doing?
>> I'm waiting on my coffee.
>> Oh, you can't hold your hand. Oh, you need that. So you right now.
>> All right. Come on.
>> All right. Subject of today's strawberry letter. I went right over there and got him. We'll get into that in just a few.
But right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you got for us, Nef?
>> We're going down to the cemetery. Okay.
>> Every now and then you got to take a trip down there. We're going down to the cemetery.
>> Scary.
>> Don't be scared. Oh, ain't looking ain't nothing to be scared of. Ain't nobody over there going to get up. Nobody.
Okay. Nobody f to get up.
>> The title right here is You gave me the wrong directions to my sister's grave.
You gave me wrong directions to my sister's >> what?
>> Grave.
>> Who are you pranking? What?
>> If you go down to this first tree and make a right and then take when you see that first tomb tomb, make another left there. Go up about four bodies. That's too much. That's just the way.
>> And then the body on the right.
>> You mean >> Yeah. Plots. My bad. Plot.
>> I don't like you or the setup.
>> You ain't never had You ain't never had funeral direction before. That's your problem. You ain't never had funeral direction.
>> You think? You don't think so?
>> Once you get into the cemetery, turn left.
>> Go down to the oak tree. Make a right.
>> Go up. Go up about six plots. Count them.
>> See, but you said, but you said go up about six bodies. That see that right there.
>> Now, don't nobody want to go in there and people just lay it out on the ground.
>> When you get to the tent, that >> too stupid.
>> That ain't your sister at the tent. When you get to the tent, keep going.
>> Oh, and all you done covered them up is with a top, >> right, boy?
>> So, we're looking like the morg up in here. Uh-uh.
You gave me wrong directions to my sister's grave. Let's go, cat dog.
>> Hello. Thank you for calling cemetery.
How may I HELP YOU?
>> HOW? MY NAME IS FREDERICK STE THAT TAMARA M.
>> LET me see if she's in the office. One moment, please.
>> Thank you. IT JUST DON'T IT DON'T MAKE SENSE FOR US ALL TO GO OUT THERE LIKE WE DID TO RUN INTO THESE TYPE OF PROBLEMS THAT DON'T HAVE HELLO.
>> HELLO. LISTEN, MY NAME IS FREDERICK STEMONS.
>> OKAY?
>> NOW, MY SISTER STE IS BURIED OUT THERE.
>> OKAY?
>> AND WE COME OUT THERE LAST WEEK ON MONDAY TO COME OUT THERE AND PRAY OVER THE THE UH THE SPACE WHERE SHE IS. NOW, YOU IS THE ONE THAT TOLD US THAT IT WAS A FEW SPACES AWAY FROM THE MASLEUM. NOW, WE GOT OUT THERE AND PRAYED OVER MY SISTER FRANCIS'S BEARER AND FIND OUT THAT WE WAS IN THE WRONG SPACE. AND THEY SAY YOU WAS THE ONE THAT TOLD IT TO US.
>> SIR, I don't even know what you're talking about.
>> THAT YOU IS THE ONE THAT TOLD US THAT MY SISTER >> I DON'T GIVE OUT SPACES. I'm in the ADMINISTRATIVE OFFICE.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU WORKING. ALL I KNOW IS YOU WAS THE ONE THAT TOLD US THIS.
>> NO, I DIDN'T.
>> YES, YOU DID. YOU WAS THE ONE THAT MY GRANDBABY SAID THAT SHE TALKED TO THE WOMAN NAMED TAMARA AND YOU HAD US OUT THERE STANDING OVER SOME WHITE MAN'S BODY AND IT WASN'T RIGHT.
>> I'M NOT A counselor so I can't tell you where a space is. So your granddaughter lied to you.
>> AIN'T NOBODY LIED TO ME THAT YOU HAD US OUT THERE IN THE WRONG SPACE.
>> I COULDN'T HAVE HAD YOU IN THE WRONG SPACES. I don't even know the cemetery.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOING TO SEND MY GRANDBABY UP THERE TO TALK TO YOU.
>> OKAY. I'LL be here TO 5.
>> YOU'RE VERY MISCHIEVOUS. YOU KNOW THAT.
>> I'LL BE HERE TILL 5:00. You have a GOOD DAY.
>> NO, YOU DON'T YOU HANG UP THIS PHONE ON ME.
>> YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY.
>> NO, I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE A GOOD DAY.
YOU HAD ME PRAYING OVER MY SISTER PRESIDENT'S BODY. IT WAS THE WRONG ONE.
AND WE SITTING THERE PRAYING OVER THIS WHITE MAN'S BODY.
>> IT WASN'T RIGHT. HELLO.
>> I'M LISTENING TO YOU.
>> YOU DON'T HAVE AN APOLOGY OR NOTHING?
>> Because I know I didn't tell your granddaughter where space was.
>> THEN WHAT DID YOU TELL HER?
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOUR granddaughter is.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THE STEIMMONS FAMILY? WE WAS OUT THERE.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHO THE SIMMONS FAMILY IS.
>> IT'S NOT SIMMONS. IT'S STEMONS.
STEIMMONS. I DON'T KNOW A Simmons family. That's what I'm telling you. I'm not a counselor. I don't even deal with family.
>> Here's what I need you to do. CAN YOU GO OUT THERE AND PRAY OVER MY SISTER BODY?
>> I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR SISTER IS BURIED.
>> IT'S SUPPOSED TO BEEN SIX SPACES AWAY FROM THE MOTHER LIMB.
>> I DON'T ARE THERE any spaces? Yeah.
Where is it? Where is it at? Section two. SECTION TWO.
>> WE WAS IN SECTION TWO, BUT IT WAS SOME WHITE MAN. WE WAS THAT THAT IT WASN'T MY SISTER FRANCIS.
>> OKAY. I don't even know who your sister Francis is. I do not even know where section two is. Whoever came into the cemetery and said that they spoke to me, they probably did speak to me and I probably got the information from a counselor, but I never told them exactly where the spot was. So, if they were out there praying over your sister and they were in the wrong spot, that's not MY PROBLEM.
>> THEY PRAYING OVER SOME WHITE MAN.
>> THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM, SIR. If you gave the WRONG SPOT, >> IF YOU GAVE THE WRONG INFORMATION, IT IS JUST BUT LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU.
>> I DON'T GIVE THE WRONG INFORMATION. I told them yes, she's in section two, but I did not physically go out there and point to the spot to tell them to pray over that spot.
>> LET ME EXPLAIN WHAT I'M TRYING TO TO STOP FROM HAPPENING. IF MY PEOPLE COME UP THERE, IT'S GOING TO BE SOME MORE BODIES GETTING BURIED. AND I DON'T WANT NOBODY TO GET HURT.
>> OKAY? I MEAN, YOUR FAMILY CAN come up here. It's not going to be no more bodies being buried. That what they can do is come up here, right? and we can conversate about this, but it's not going to be a war up here.
>> I want you to GO OUT THERE AND YOU PRAY OVER Francis's body.
>> I'm not going out to pray over nobody's body.
>> It's not It's not my family member. I didn't tell them the wrong information.
Do you LOVE THE LORD?
>> DO YOU LOVE THE LORD?
>> I DEARLY DO.
>> THEN YOU OUGHT TO HAVE SOME SYMPATHY. I WANT YOU TO BOW YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW. NO, I'm going to um end this conversation because I have further work to do. Now, if they want to come in and talk to me, I will be here until 5:00.
>> CAN I SAY ONE MORE THING BEFORE YOU GO?
>> JUST SAY ONE MORE THING and I'm ending the call.
>> Okay. This nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked, BABY.
>> YOU ARE CRAZY. OKAY.
YOUR SISTER TAMA SET you up, BABY. AND YOU JUST GOT IT, BABY, from nephew Tommy.
Boy, you was standing your ground. You like, uhuh, no. Just cuz you went prayed over the wrong body, that don't mean nothing. I ain't GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT every day.
>> All right, check it out. You got to tell me one thing. What's the baddest radio show in the land?
RV.
>> And there you have it. That's it.
>> When last time y'all been to a funeral lately? When the last time I've been to a funeral?
>> No, I stopped going to a funeral.
>> I haven't been, man, in a while.
>> Don't nobody want to go to no funeral.
>> I know it's some people love to ghost.
>> It is. It You know what? I take that.
>> It really is.
>> It is people who who hear about them and go to them.
>> Mhm. They don't even know the person.
No, >> I'm talking about But but being there grieving like they family.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> My aunt had a thing. She just wanted to see the body. That's it. I told you guys that before. That's all.
>> What is that fetish right there?
>> No. No.
>> I be I be the one trying not to go up to it. I be trying.
>> Everybody gets to be the body at one point in time. I ain't in no hurry.
>> I know. That's right.
>> I'm not a funeral guy, man. I just don't like this.
>> If you went to the funeral, my aunt didn't get a chance to go. Did you see the body? How'd he look? How' she look?
>> Like him.
>> He looked dead. He wasn't moving. He wasn't breathing. His eyes were shut.
The makeup was a little off. He looked dead.
>> He looked embarmed. That's how he looked.
>> Up next, strawberry letter subject. I went right over there and got him.
We'll get into that right after this.
>> You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
>> Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today. And then and the subject is his sister or his secret lover. H >> we'll get into that. See what that's all about in just a few because right now it is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call. Nephew, what you got for us?
Uh, it's been brought to my attention that you've been driving my car. You've been driving my Hey, hey, you've been driving my car. Let's go, Cat Dog.
>> Hello.
>> I'm trying to reach Curtis, please.
>> Yeah, this is Curtis.
>> Hey, you the one worked at the hotel and you do valet parking?
>> Yeah. Yeah, I work at that.
>> Okay, let me tell you something. You the one that parked my 750 BMW. You done took the change out of my car that the loose change I had in there. And you also didn't put a 100 miles on there.
And I know you the one did it because you the one I tipped. I tipped you. You parked it and then when I came back, you the one BROUGHT MY CAR BACK and I tipped you. I know you the one put them damn miles on my car, man.
>> No, man. Hold on. Wait. Wait. Hold on.
Hold on. Who is this?
>> My name is Jason, man. Jason.
>> Jason? How did you get my number?
>> I got your number from the hotel manager. I told him I needed to talk to Curtis who do the valet parking and he gave me your number. You the one with these miles, man. You put a 100 miles on >> a hold. I ain't put no miles in your car, man. That's all I do is uh just get the cars and park them. That's it. I ain't and I ain't I ain't take no change from nobody car either.
>> You the ONE TOOK MY CHAIN. I had I had TD Jake in there and in the in the CD player. When I got in there, IT WAS A BIG SMALLS OR SOMEBODY IN THERE. YOU THE ONE WAS IN my car, man.
>> Man, I don't even know how to work that radio in there, man. Look what I I probably park your car because I parked a whole lot of cars. I I Just we you can Can you maybe somebody else probably took your car and drove it around, but I don't know. We can we >> How many more work at the hotel and do valet parking? How many more >> I work in and do valet parking, but that's all I do is park the car. I don't take nobody car and drive it around the town. I steal nothing from their car. I ain't no thief, man.
>> Hey man, let me tell you something, man.
I know you the one put these miles on here. You hear me? I know you was the one, man. Put that on. Hold on, man.
Look, look, look, man. I'm on probation right now, right? So, I mean, I ain't got no time to be stealing nothing. Not about nobody cars. I'm just I'm just part-time job, man. Just parking cars.
I'm trying to take care of me and my little girl. That's it. I'm telling you, if if somebody did take your car and drive it around or steal something from your car, we can we can figure it out.
You know what I'm talking about. If you can just bring the car up and you just come and we can talk to the managers and figure it out. But I promise you, I promise you it wasn't me, man. I promise you if you should just go down and look, you know, we'll find out what happened with your car.
>> YOU THE ONE DID IT, MAN. YOU THE ONE put the 100 miles on my car. You had that red vest on. You had that name tag said Curtis. YOU PULLED OFF IN IT and you pulled back up in it. YOU THE ONLY ONE DROVE IT. YOU WAS THE ONE.
>> Hey man. Hey, lower your voice a little bit, man. Hold on. I can I can hear you.
>> No, I know you can hear me. You going to hear me when I get in your So you going to hear me when I do that? What telling me?
>> I said you going to hear me when I get in your because you put that 100 miles on it. I'mma come up to that damn man. I told you I put 100 miles in your car, right? I'm just Hey, man. You know what?
I didn't steal nothing from your car. I ain't putting no 100 miles in your car.
All right. I told you I'm on probation right now. That's all I do. I go to work. I parked these car and I'm come home to take care of me and my girl. All right. Ain't putting no 100 miles on your car, man. I didn't take your car.
That's all I did was drove your car and parked it, man. That's it.
>> No, that ain't what you loose change out of there. And you also put a 100 mile. IT WAS LIKE 104 MILES EXTRA on that car when I got back in it.
Let me tell you something, man. I'mma come up. When do YOU WORK AGAIN? WHEN DO YOU WORK?
>> TOMORROW. I work tomorrow night.
>> What time do your get there?
>> I'll be there at 6:00.
>> Okay, man. I'm coming up there at 5:45.
And guess what, Mr. Curtis? I'mma deal with your little by myself, >> man. No, come bring your up to that job.
That job you bring your up to the job.
What? What? What kind of car you say you had to get?
>> I said I got a black 750 BMW. I'm coming up there. When I get out of it, have your ready here, Curtis? Have your ready >> already. Already. Now, I'mma be ready.
I'mma be ready. I'm going to have my little voice on for you, too. It's going to say, Curtis, listen. Bring your black up there cuz it sound like you're black.
>> YEAH, I'M BLACK. I'M BLACK. MY CAR BLACK AND I'M going to GET IN YOUR BLACK TOMORROW.
You stop with me today. Damn, Right. I'm telling you. I'm trying to shoot all my paper that this I'm telling you. Bring up there if you want to, dog. I'm telling you. It wasn't me, but I mean, you want to take it down, man. I got one more thing I need to say to you, Curtis. You listen to me.
What is you listening?
>> Yeah. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your boy TC who do valet parking with you.
What? What' you say?
>> Hey Curtis, is it another guy worked there named TC that do valet parking?
>> Yeah.
>> This nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. He got me to prank phone call you.
>> Oh man, I'mma get that out. Oh Lord Jesus, man. My heart was beat, man. My heart was beating so fast. I thought I was about to go back down.
Oh lord. Oh, >> you knew you Oh, you you was going back, Curtis. Oh lord. I'm telling you, man.
It was about to be over. It was about to be over. It the first person I saw got out of it. It's about to get it. About to get it. I'm telling you, >> Curtis, you got to be strong, man. You going to be strong >> for sure. For sure.
>> Strong, man. Don't let nobody push your button to have you going back, man. Just be strong.
>> I hear you. I hear you. I'm almost out, you know. I'mma keep it straight, man.
You know.
>> All right, man. Stay strong. You got to take care of this little girl, boy. You can't go back in there.
>> Oh, really? All right, I got one more thing I got to ask you, man. What is What is the baddest? I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land, >> man. That Steve Harvin Morning Show, baby.
>> Come on. And there you have it. Was I stupid enough?
>> Yes.
>> Ignorant enough.
>> Yes.
Question.
>> Notice how I started at the top, which was immediate high energy. Get right into it. That way he ain't got even time to think about it, right?
>> Stole my loose change using him. Yeah.
Yes.
>> All those accusations, stealing your driving your car, all of that.
>> All that, all that. Yeah.
>> Keep it stupid. Now, my stupid different though. My stupid like John Mar stupid and my stupid two different stupid. This is organized stupidity over here.
>> You understand that?
>> So, you're stupid on purpose is what you're saying.
>> Stupid with a purpose. With a purpose.
With the purpose of being stupid and and bring nothing but joy to people from my stupidity. Am I right or wrong?
>> He wasn't too happy at first, though.
>> Okay, >> so let me get this right.
>> I don't I don't I'm I'm feeling like I'm not getting any any any praise pranks up here.
>> No, we just have questions this morning.
Let me get this right. So your your stupidity got purpose with it.
>> Purpose and and an understanding and people like it and you get it. You understand that there's a difference with it. Do you see the difference?
>> Do you see how your uncle is looking at you?
>> Come.
>> Why you got lot of deer in headlights?
What is what what is wrong with you this morning? Cuz the headlights is this bright shining stupidity that you have and I just can't I just get caught up in it cuz I'll be looking at you and then you try to rationalize and put logic to it. Let me let me help you with this word right here. You can't logistify stupidity.
>> Oh man, >> that's deep. That's that's >> Yeah, that's a hell. I don't know. It sound good though.
>> Sound good though, didn't it?
>> Is that a word? Legit. I don't think that's a word. Let's see. Logic.
>> Our reaction.
>> Logic and leg.
>> Legitimize. That's what it sounds like.
He was trying to >> dog. I don't spell.
I don't spell. I speak.
>> Yes. And when >> I never been a good The last time I could spell good, I was in the sixth grade. After that, I fell off dramatically cuz I started getting introduced to four syllable words. That line fell off.
>> Spell this right here. F O X. It's the Fox Theater of Detroit, Michigan. The nephew is coming to town. Saturday, May 27th. The nephew will be there. That's Memorial Day weekend. It is Jokes and Jams. Darnell Rollins, Capone, Red Grant, Me Nephew Tommy Hosted, Tony Grant, Kelly Kels, Day Davis, and Juvenile is in the building at the Fox Theater. Tickets on sale right now.
Saturday, May 27th, Detroit Mottown.
Here we come.
>> Yeah. All right.
>> Stupid is on the way. Stupid is >> stupid is amongst us.
>> All right. Coming up next, Strawberry Letter, the subject, his sister or his secret lover. Will we find out right after this? We just might.
>> You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
>> So today's prank, y'all, is >> Mhm.
>> number TW's need a Valentine's, too.
Number TW's >> need a Valentine. What? What? What?
What?
>> Right when I think you can do something.
>> I mean, these people are out there not getting any kind. I mean, y'all so y'all so Man, y'all have no compassion, man.
Number two.
>> Fantastic.
>> Wow.
>> Cat Dog, if you would.
>> Hello. Hello. Uh, my name is Eric. I got a I'm giving you guys a call. I got a delivery I got to make there tomorrow for Valentine's. For who? Kendra.
Kendra.
Yeah, Kendra lives here. That's my wife.
But uh I didn't order I didn't order anything for from for from for for Valentine's Day.
>> I'm supposed to be there between 7:00 and 7:30. You guys are first on my list tomorrow morning for Valentine's and I got like seven eight boxes here that's uh that's coming to you all's place. So all right let me let me let me ask you this. Are you at six west?
Is that you?
>> Yeah, that's me. But uh again there's there must be some clerical error or typo because uh like I just told you man I didn't boxes in 10.
>> Um well it's about seven boxes but I mean I mean let's just looking at the total here it adds up to about 600 something odd dollars. I mean I got flowers.
>> No no partner. We just going to I'm just going to take it to dinner and we just going to do our thing. But there was there was there was no delivery scheduled from me. No. Especially not at at at 7 o'clock in the No, partner. You got to There's something wrong.
>> Well, are you are you are you not going to be there? Are you not going to be there tomorrow morning, sir?
>> Oh, yeah. I'm I'mma be here. But, uh, as far as accepting a a delivery that I didn't order and didn't pay for, that's not happening, man.
>> Well, let me say this. I got flowers, two boxes that are lingerie, several boxes that are sex toys. I have all that stuff. I have all that stuff loaded to be delivered tomorrow at 7 a.m. and >> Oh, dude. Obviously, there's a communication breakdown between you and me, Blair. Uh because uh I didn't order that. And >> Right. But but you're telling me I have the but the problem I'm having is that you're telling me I have the right address. You know the name of the person, Kendra, which is your wife, right?
>> Yeah. Yeah. So far so good, man. But uh as far as me ordering that, dude, I'm not I'm not I'm not accepting it because I didn't pay for it. I did not order.
>> I mean, I mean, it's already it's already paid. Let me let me just look at the name here on the uh Here it is. Here it is. Right here. Okay. We got Deon.
>> Who' you say? I said Devin. That's That's who um made the purchase. Oh, no.
No, no, no. Okay. That's my wife's ex-husband. So either you and him are in cahoots with each other to do this and and try to upset me. But guess what? You succeeded. All right. So I'm gonna make this as plain as hang on, sir.
No, I listen to you. I listen to you. So you listen to me. This is what I want to make abundantly clear to you. I understand you have a job to do. But if you bring those roses and all of that stuff past my house tomorrow, this is what's going to happen. those roses, those thorns. I'm gonna put them somewhere so far up your rear end that the only way that they see sunshine is when you open your mouth. So, do not, I repeat, do not, you and Devon, y'all can take this and you can do whatever y'all want with it. Y'all can play with the sex toys. Y'all can do whatever you want to. Red roses, petals, and all that other stuff. Y'all can do what you need to. Do not show up at my crib tomorrow cuz it ain't going to be a happy Valentine's Day for nobody involved.
That's what I'm >> Okay, but here's the deal. As a delivery person, I am obligated to make the drop.
I have to make this drop or then I don't get, you know, I get chewed out that I didn't do my job cuz that's something.
>> So, what would what would you rather be chew chewed out or have thorns up your rear end?
>> Let's slow down. Let's slow down here.
What you're not gonna do is tell me what you f to do to some of my Okay. All right. I won't do the flowers.
I'll use the sex toys for you. So, you got a toy. You either got flowers to you. You Let's Let me Let me say this, Mr. Isa.
>> Flowers.
I'm trying to be as professional as possible. You trying >> And I'm trying to be as cool as possible, but you ain't listening to me.
Do not bring a delivery. Okay, you can drop them off at the curb, then you get credit for it. And whoever walk past and up and down the street, they can pick it up. But do not come to my front door and ring my doorbell asking me to sign and accept nothing. It ain't have to drop them off at the door, sir.
>> No, no, no, no.
>> Okay, I'm telling you now, I got to drop them off at the door. The problem I'm having is you telling me you going to stick some flowers up my Now we got a problem. Just listening to this whole scenario, I'm just curious. Is it possible that maybe Devin does something for her that you don't do?
>> Hey man, you what what where you going at with this? All I'm telling you is to mind your business and don't make this drop. Why am I delivering stuff that Deon do that? Why am I delivering stuff that Deon has purchased for her in a in a sexual >> You need to ask Deon cuz he better not show his face up over here. You can take it home and give it to your girl if you want to.
>> I'm not giving my girl anything that I didn't buy for her.
>> I'm not doing that.
>> You think so? If you if you not going to give your girl anything that you didn't buy for her, why am I going to accept something for my girl that I didn't buy for her?
>> I ain't I ain't telling you that you got to accept that. All I'm saying is I got to make my if you bring it to my house, I got to accept it. And I'm telling you now, don't even bring it to my house.
>> Maybe maybe Mr. Deon know what she like.
She look like she >> obviously she don't like him no more.
>> She going to be a employee of the flower delivery person just like he her ex-husband. I'm I'm >> bringing these boats tomorrow.
>> Whooping. That's all I got to say. Two words for you.
>> I'm bringing these tomorrow.
>> Whooping. See, you might as well come on now so you can go home after you get this whooping.
>> Okay. Okay. Okay. Let me let me tell you. At the end of the day, I'mma say this. Tommy already told me your was going to do something like this. He told me that.
>> Who' you say? Who the hell?
>> Tommy already told me you was going to act like this.
>> Who the hell is Tommy?
>> Nephew Tommy. Isaiah, this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And guess what, Isaiah? Your girl Kendra got me to prank phone call you.
You know what?
You, Kendra, and Devin, all of y'all can show up tomorrow and all of y'all going to get portions of this Valentine's Day.
You got to give brother a chance to cool down now, man. Huh?
To my sweet one and only Kendra with all that is in me, I love you, baby girl. To death do us part. And it almost came early, but I love you.
This right here is uh Carl. How long you've been married?
>> Uh it' be 20 years this year. 19. Well, imagine somebody giving you a call telling you you and uh Tosh y'all ain't married.
>> Y'all ain't married.
>> Who who calling?
>> Cuz the pastor that married y'all >> uh >> wasn't certified and didn't have the right credentials. He really wasn't a pastor. So y'all ain't married.
>> You understand what I'm saying? Lord, you >> dog if you would. Y'all ain't married.
Let's go. Hello. Hello. I'm trying to reach Brian.
>> Yeah, this is me.
>> How you doing, Brian? My name is Daniel.
Uh, wanted to give you a call today. You you got a minute?
>> Uh, yeah.
>> Okay. Listen, um, you're you're Brian um Brian, right? You're married to uh to Althia?
>> Yeah.
>> Hello. Hello.
>> Yeah, I'm here. Yeah, that's me. That's my wife. Yeah.
>> Okay. Got a question for you. How long have you guys been married?
>> Going on nine years now. We've been married now. Who is this? My name is Daniel. Were Were you um Were Were you guys married at at Greater New Missionary Baptist Church?
>> Uh let me see. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Yep.
That's the name of that church. Yeah.
Great by 9 years. Yeah, that's right.
Why? What's going on? What what you ask me all these questions for?
>> Okay. Do you remember the the the the minister that officiated your actual uh wedding ceremony?
>> Yeah, that was uh Reverend, right?
>> Okay. I got the right person. I wanted to make sure I had the right person. Uh, Brian, so I'm I'm sorry if it if it seemed a little weird to you. Here's what's going on. We've just come up with a new discovery. A lot of information that um Reverend none of his credentials are true. Everything is false. He's not a minister at all. He never was a minister. And every single wedding ceremony that he officiated is basically null and void. So, and I hate to be the the bearer of bad news, but you and Alia, even though you think you've been married for 9 years, you guys are not married at all.
>> No, no, no, no, no, no. Doc, doc, you got to have the wrong person cuz me and then we got we got married about nine years ago. And Re He I I know that. What I'm telling you is he he's he never was ordained. He's never been an ordained minister. He's not a minister at all. So when he performed this ceremony, your wedding ceremony, he had no right to be doing that. You guys are not are not married. You know, you guys have been living in sin for 9 years.
>> Hold on. Hold on. Let me tell you something. I ain't been living in no sin. Me and my wife, we have been married for 9 years. And that man, he's a preacher. I'm telling you, he's a preacher. I heard him preach last Sunday.
>> Sir, as of today, he has he has no right to be in anybody's pull pit. He has no right to be officiating whether it's weddings or funerals, no matter what it is, christenings for children. He's not allowed to do that. And we have officially stopped him from doing anything serving under uh uh as being a pastor or a minister. We have stopped that. But what I want you to know is that you have been living in sin. And you don't you want to try and get you guys married as soon as possible so you're not living in sin.
>> Oh, no, Doc. I ain't been living in no sin. I have been married for nine years.
This woman, she been taking care of me and my kids for the past nine years.
>> Wait, wait, wait a minute. Wait a minute. You guys have you guys have children?
>> Yeah. Yeah, we got two two kids. Two beautiful kids.
>> Okay, then those kids are bastards.
>> Bastards? Hold on. Hold on. Let me tell you something. My kids ain't no bastards. What about your kids? Your kids are bastards?
>> No, sir. My kids My kids were born in wedlock. Your kids have been born out of wedlock. I'm telling you that man did my service and he is a preacher. He's a man after God's own heart himself. He done everything that that he could for me and my family. He is a preacher.
>> Sir, I I don't I I know it's hard for you to to to swallow the truth, but I want you to know and I need you to be able to tell Althia that you guys are not married. Not as of right now.
>> No. No. Okay. So, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Now, back in the olden days, but before all these all these colleges and stuff came came about, you telling me that them men back in old days that they wasn't no preachers, that they wasn't me men after the cloth. Is that what you're saying to me?
>> Uh, what are you what are you what are you what are you getting at, sir?
>> What I'm trying to say is back in the olden days, back in the 20s and 30s, they didn't have all these colleges and all these degrees and stuff like these new preachers got these days. That man now he was from back then and God called them and that's what they went on to.
And all them people that they married back then they did the same thing today.
You don't need no degree to say that that you a preacher. You don't need no license to say you you a preacher. Me and my wife we've been married for nine years. My kids have been born in wedlock. We were married. We were married by my friends and family. They was all there. Sir, the bottom line is is that you have been living in sin because you have not been married with your wife for the last nine years. And your kids, and I I hate to say it, your kids are bastards.
>> Now, hold on now. I done told you, don't say nothing else about my kids, saying I ain't no cuss, but don't push me. My kids ain't no bastards. You understand me? You going to get me?
>> Sir, I'm trying to give you the truth and try to get you in here and get you married so you would not be living in sin any more than what you are.
>> I ain't living in no sins. Look now, you going to make me whoop your ass. You understand? Me and my wife, we have been married for nine years. Don't sit up here calling me talking about the we ain't mad that that man ain't no preacher. You understand? Now get off my phone. But you, that's my wife. Those are my kids. They have been born in wedlock. You understand, >> sir? Sir, I I I just wanted to call and give you the information so that you could probably stop living in sin.
That's all I wanted to do.
>> I ain't leaving no sin. That's what I just told you. You ain't hear me. I ain't living in no sin. Maybe you the one that's living up in some sin. Now you ain't got nothing to say to me. That man that married us nine years ago now.
Get your ass off my phone.
>> Sir. Sir, I got Sir, I have one more thing. One more thing I'd like to say TO YOU.
>> YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHING ELSE TO SAY TO ME.
You ain't get your ass off my 3 a.m.
phone now. Do you understand me? I ain't got time for this.
>> Sir, can I say one more thing?
>> What you got to say to me now?
>> I just wanted to let you know that this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your wife Althia got me the prank phone call you.
>> Oh man. No. Oh lordy.
Doc, I almost went in on you. Doc, you almost made me go there. Yeah, I'mma get I think. You say I put you up to this.
>> I still got me to prank you, man.
>> Wow, man.
>> I got to ask you something, man. What is the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land?
>> The Steve Har show, MAN.
COMING UP AT THE TOP of the hour, right about 4 minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. And the subject is he caught me in his backyard.
But right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
>> We going to the graveyard. All right, get ready. Get ready. Get ready. Get ready. You gave uh wrong directions to my sister's grave. You gave wrong directions to my sister's grave. Yeah, dog. Let's go.
>> Hello. Thank you for calling cemetery.
How may I HELP YOU?
>> HOW? MY NAME IS FREDERICK STE THAT TAMARA M.
>> LET ME see if she's in the office. One moment, please.
>> Thank you. IT JUST DON'T IT DON'T MAKE SENSE FOR US ALL TO GO OUT THERE LIKE WE DID TO RUN INTO THESE TYPE OF PROBLEMS THAT HAD HELLO.
>> HELLO.
>> LISTEN, MY NAME IS FREDERICK STEMONS.
>> OKAY.
>> NOW, MY SISTER IS BURIED OUT THERE.
>> OKAY. M AND WE COME OUT THERE LAST WEEK ON MONDAY TO COME OUT THERE AND PRAY OVER THE THE UH THE SPACE WHERE SHE IS.
NOW YOU IS THE ONE THAT TOLD US THAT IT WAS A FEW SPACES AWAY FROM THE MAS LIMB.
NOW WE GOT OUT THERE AND PRAYED OVER MY SISTER FRANCIS'S BAR AND FIND OUT THAT WE WAS IN THE WRONG SPACE AND THEY SAY YOU WAS THE ONE THAT TOLD IT TO US.
>> SIR, I DON'T EVEN KNOW what you're talking about.
>> THAT YOU IS THE ONE THAT TOLD US THAT MY SISTER >> I DON'T GIVE OUT SPACES. I'm in the administrative office.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU WORKED AT. ALL I KNOW IS YOU WAS THE ONE THAT TOLD US THIS.
>> NO, I DID.
>> YES, YOU DID. YOU WAS THE ONE THAT MY GRANDBABY SAID THAT SHE TALKED TO THE WOMAN NAMED TAMARA AND YOU HAD US OUT THERE STANDING OVER SOME WHITE MAN'S BODY AND IT WASN'T RIGHT.
>> I'M NOT A COUNSELOR, so I can't tell you where a space is. So, your granddaughter lied to you.
>> AIN'T NOBODY LIED TO ME THAT YOU HAD US OUT THERE IN THE WRONG SPACE.
>> I COULDN'T HAVE HAD YOU IN THE WRONG space cuz I don't even know the cemetery. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'MMA SEND MY GRANDBABY UP THERE TO TALK TO YOU.
>> OKAY. I'LL BE HERE TO 5.
>> YOU VERY MISCHIEVOUS. YOU KNOW THAT.
>> I'LL BE HERE TILL 5:00.
>> You have a GOOD DAY.
>> NO, YOU DON'T. YOU HANG UP THIS PHONE ON ME.
>> YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY.
>> NO, I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE A GOOD DAY.
YOU HAD ME PRAYING OVER MY SISTER PRESIDENT'S BODY. IT WAS THE WRONG ONE.
And we sitting there praying over this white man's body.
>> IT WASN'T RIGHT. HELLO.
>> I'M LISTENING TO YOU. YOU DON'T HAVE AN APOLOGY OR NOTHING >> because I know I didn't tell your granddaughter where Space was.
>> THEN WHAT DID YOU TELL HER?
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOUR granddaughter is.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THE STEIMMONS FAMILY? WE WILL NOT DEAL WITH >> I DON'T KNOW WHO THE SIMMONS FAMILY IS.
>> IT'S NOT SIMMONS. IT'S STEMONS. STEMONS?
>> I DON'T KNOW a Simmons family. That's what I'm telling you. I'm not a counselor. I don't even deal with family.
>> Here's what I need you to do. CAN YOU GO OUT THERE AND PRAY OVER MY SISTER BODY?
>> I DON'T KNOW WHERE your sister IS BURIED.
>> IT'S SUPPOSED TO BEEN SIX SPACES AWAY FROM THE MOTHER LIMB.
>> I DON'T ARE there any faces? Yeah. Where is it? Where is it at? Section two.
Section two.
>> WE WAS IN SECTION TWO, BUT IT WAS SOME WHITE MAN. WE WAS THAT IT WASN'T MY SISTER FRANCIS.
>> OKAY. I don't even know who your sister Francis is. I do not even know where section two is. But whoever came into the cemetery and said that they spoke to me, they probably did speak to me and I probably got the information from a counselor, but I never told them exactly where the spot was. So if they were out there praying over your sister and they were in the wrong spot, that's not MY PROBLEM.
>> THEY PRAYING OVER SOME WHITE MAN AND >> THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM, SIR.
>> IF YOU GAVE THE WRONG SPOT, >> IF YOU GAVE THE WRONG INFORMATION, IT IS YOUR BUT LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU.
>> I DON'T GIVE THE WRONG INFORMATION. I told them, "Yes, she's in section two, but I did not physically go out there and point to the spot to tell them to pray over that spot."
>> LET ME EXPLAIN WHAT I'M TRYING TO TO STOP FROM HAPPENING. IF MY PEOPLE COME UP THERE, IT'S GOING TO BE SOME MORE BODIES GETTING BURIED. AND I DON'T WANT NOBODY TO GET HURT.
>> OKAY? I MEAN, YOUR FAMILY CAN COME up here. It's not going to be no more bodies being buried. That what they can do is come up here, right? And we can conversate about this, but it's not going to be a war up here.
>> I WANT YOU TO GO OUT THERE AND YOU PRAY OVER Francis's body. I'm not going out to pray over nobody's body. It's not It's not my family member. I didn't tell them the wrong information.
>> Do you LOVE THE LORD?
>> DO YOU LOVE THE LORD?
>> I DEARLY DO.
>> THEN YOU OUGHT TO HAVE SOME SYMPATHY. I WANT YOU TO BOW YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW.
>> NO, I'M going to um end this conversation because I have other work to do. Now, if they want to come in and talk to me, I will be here until 5:00.
>> CAN I SAY ONE MORE THING BEFORE YOU GO?
JUST SAY ONE MORE THING and I'm ending the call.
>> Okay. This nephew Tommy from the Steve Harour Morning Show. You just got pranked, BABY.
>> You are crazy.
>> Your sister Tama SET YOU UP, BABY. AND YOU JUST GOT IT, BABY, from nephew Tommy.
Oh, you was standing your ground. on you like uh no just cuz you went prayed over the wrong body that don't mean nothing.
I ain't got nothing to do with that.
>> All right, check it out. You got to tell me one thing. What's the baddest radio show in the land?
>> Goodness.
>> How many of y'all didn't done it? Went to the cemetery and then went to the wrong grave before. It's It can't happen now. You know that, don't you?
>> Uh yeah, it can happen.
>> No, that can happen. I went to a whole, you know, a whole where they where they getting ready to what's what's it called when they getting ready to to to um you >> Yeah. When you get to the plot, we was actually at the plot >> did a whole little a whole ceremony >> and found out later >> we was at the wrong grave.
>> Yeah. I actually put flowers on the grave, Tommy, for my grandmother. Had to go back and get them cuz I was the wrong grave. I >> You went back and got them.
>> I got them from >> Now it look like you Now it look like you stole some flowers. Yeah, but it was the wrong grave. That was not us. I've done it.
>> Okay. We've learned so much today.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Who are you guys?
>> Oh, you should have seen me them roses for her birthday. You think I'mma lead them now?
>> Oh, >> I don't know who I don't know who Miss Hattie Johnson is. It's not the same person, though. They told me it's No, that's not that's not it's not. No.
>> Okay.
>> I ain't mad.
>> All right. Cemetery ain't no joke. All right. All right. I I got to thank uh Greensboro. Greensboro, North Carolina came out six-year-old sold out. The nephew appreciates it. I appate it.
Thank y'all. Thank y'all. We had a blast and we did the dog on thing. Up next is Riley, North Carolina. That is Charlie.
Good night. That's this coming weekend.
Get your tickets. They on sale right now. The nephew will be there real shortly. And uh yeah, I'm going to be just as stupid as I was. I'm stupid all in North Carolina this month. That's what's going on all in North Carolina.
Just stupid. Just straight stupid. All in North Kakalaki. All right.
>> All here every day.
>> The whole state. Exactly.
>> In Houston, too.
>> What you say?
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. I be Yeah. I be I'll be stupid out here sometime, which But why wouldn't I be? That's what I do.
>> Well, not when the kids is around. I trying to >> That's where you draw the line. That's when I draw the line, you know, so they can at least have some respect for their daddy. You understand?
>> Right.
>> That'd be messed up at the school, man.
Damn, your daddy's stupid.
>> Oh no. Oh no.
>> I better not hear that. I bet not hear that. Richmond, Virginia. Land in the cut. Richmond, Virginia. Funny Bones 15, 16, 17. Tickets on sale right now.
Friday, Saturday, Sunday. All right.
>> All right. Thank you, nephew. Coming up next, it is my strawberry letter and the subject is he caught me in his backyard.
He caught me in his backyard. We'll get into that. Find out what that's all about right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
>> Coming up at about 4 minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today and the subject is he is too loud for my apartment. Okay, we'll get into that. Find out what that's all about in just a few because right now it is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call. Nephew, what you got for us?
>> I got it for you, Shirley. I got it. I got it. This right here is Mr. Wiggins.
Mr. Wiggins.
>> Oh, no.
>> Hey, we've been on the road this week.
Now, we we didn't have some W's this week, but this one right here, you know, this is Mr. Wiggins. All right, >> Mr. Wiggins. You going to do the exercise again?
>> You want it again? Whether the weather be >> Okay, whatever.
If y'all don't If y'all don't want it cold. All right. This is Mr. Wiggins.
Come on, Mr. Wiggins. Let's go. Cat dog.
>> Hello.
>> Hello. Hi. My name is George. I'm with Green Lawn Services. Uh we came out and cut your yard yesterday and uh we're trying to make sure that uh you liked everything thoroughly. The we cut the front, the back. We also did your hedges, put some mulch in the flower beds, the weed eating in the whole nine yards. And we also left an invoice on your doorstep. Want to make sure you got that as well.
>> Y'ALL CUT MY YARD, MAN. I WANT ALL AROUND, MAN. It look good, but I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO THE HELL CUT IT.
>> SIR, YEAH, we cut it as of yesterday.
You were actually on our schedule and um we did everything thoroughly. We I'm actually just calling as a followup.
>> How the hell I get on the schedule, doc?
>> Sir, are you Mr. Malone at 50 Zimmerman?
>> Hell no, man. I'm Wiggins from 50, man.
You cut the wrong house. That's next door, man.
>> Yeah.
>> So, I guess you need to put your invoice on that door, >> sir. Sir, you you're not Mr. Malone at 50 Zimmerman.
>> Say, man, I just told you I'm 53 and I'm Mr. Williams. You done cut the wrong.
Y'all need to go over Miss uh Mr. Long House and get your money cuz you ain't cut. You got the wrong house.
>> NO, SIR.
>> Y'ALL coming over here trying to collect no money.
>> Well, sir, hold on just a second here.
You're saying we >> You done cut the wrong yard on no schedule. I ain't tell you come over here and cut and you go over there and talk to Malone. Get your money. You can't aim.
>> So, there's no way we can charge Mr. Malone if we haven't cut his yard. Now let's let's just >> you need to take that over there and cut Mr. Malone yard and put that in his yard. You ain't cut out and and sir I thing at this >> sir cut the wrong yard and go cut the right yard and get right that you ain't got you ain't getting this out.
>> Okay sir I say this now >> I DIDN'T CALL NOBODY OUT OF THE CUT over here. You go to that house and cut his right and get him. You ain't get out.
>> I understand that, sir. Listen, what I want to say is uh uh we we'll go over and we'll take care of Mr. Malone's yard. I understand that we made a mistake, but I understand I understood you say that you did like the services.
So, wouldn't it be even right for you to actually go ahead and send the invoice in along with a check since you did like the services? Well, evidently it seemed like your is [ __ ] cuz didn't I just tell you you cut the wrong yard cut the right yard and get your money. You ain't got nothing but practice here. You done a GOOD JOB.
>> I UNDERSTAND that we cut the wrong yard, sir. I understand that. But you got the services and you like the services. I don't want to have to come out there and get the money from you.
>> Well, come on. COME ON. I GOT SOMETHING FOR COME ON OVER HERE AND GET YOUR MONEY.
>> BUT YOU SAID YOU LIKE >> I WOULDN'T GIVE A if I said the moon was green. You cut the wrong yard. You go get your money from the right. YOU AIN'T GETTING >> SIR.
>> I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU. Come on over here. You see what you get >> sir. I cut the wrong trying to get my money. You ain't getting now. You you go get your from the right in that door. Go cut that AND LEAVE THAT PAPER OVER THERE.
>> I'M COMING OVER THERE.
>> YOU WANT ME TO START SOME START? AIN'T COME AROUND HERE AND DO NO AND BE CHARGING ME no money now. Yeah, I got more heat than get MONEY. IF YOU WANT TO, COME GET IT.
>> YOU GOT YOUR YARD CUT AND WE DESERVE TO GET OUR MONEY BACK. NOW >> TO GET YOUR whoop come around here trying to get some money. NOW I TOLD YOU DON'T CUT THE YARD. AND I'M GOING TO TELL YOU, DON'T MAKE ME WHOOP YOUR BEHIND THIS YARD.
>> YOU COME IN AND YOU COME BRING YOUR >> I WILL WHOOP YOUR BEHIND IN THE FRONT YARD THAT JUST GOT CUT.
>> YOU BRING YOUR family and your come try TO GET THIS MONEY. I'LL PUT SOME ON YOU.
>> DON'T YOU I GOT ONE MORE THING TO TELL YOU. IS YOU LISTENING?
>> I DON'T WANT TO HEAR NOW. YOU come stand up some now. You got THE WRONG YARD.
>> I'VE GOT ONE MORE THING TO TELL YOU. IS YOU LISTENING, MR. WIGGINS?
>> I'M LISTEN.
>> LOOK, THIS IS NEPHEW TOMMY FROM THE STEVE HARVEY MORNING SHOW. YOU just got pranked.
>> Hello.
>> WHAT?
>> I know.
>> I listen to this every morning and Y'ALL GOT MY LOOK AT HIM. YOUR BOY GARY JUST pranked you, man.
>> We laughing now, but I'm >> Let me ask you something though, man.
What is the baddest radio show in the land, >> man? It's the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
>> Mr. Wiggins, >> cut the wrong yard. Partnered up with you done. ain't about. You ain't getting no money over here, player. You cut the wrong yard. That ain't got to look good.
Thank you. But you cut the wrong yard.
When the last time you cut a yard, huh?
>> Ah, see there.
>> So, you know, he's done it. He's done it.
>> Well, he's done it. I with him.
>> I got on top of the Toro. I had a seated Toro when I lived in Dallas. Probably, >> you know, one of them moors that you sit on, you know, like people have in the suburbs.
>> Okay. You know that ain't nothing exotic. A lot of people goddamn. But I was cutting it back. I used to like doing that. It was therapeutic for me.
>> How about 2003?
>> 20 years ago. So that's Yeah. 20 years ago.
>> 20 years ago.
>> Mhm.
>> Oh yeah. Junior. He ain't got no lawn mower on his property now. You know that, don't you?
>> Uh-uh. I don't think do a lot of stuff I do. I don't think I I just figured that out. Very different.
>> He don't do a lot of stuff I do.
Well, you're a new homeowner. Did you get your lawn mower? You good? You got one?
>> Oh, no. No. My man cut my yard. He cut it. Yes. But I had my first yard cut Saturday. But I'm good.
>> There you go.
>> Yeah, I'm good. Good thing.
>> I'll tell you one other thing I did that you probably ain't did in a while. I had to go up in the attic and change the air filter. When the last time you didn't did that, >> I don't I don't even know what air filter.
>> Oh, rich people.
Don't >> it smell good when you don't it smell good when your when your grass just get cut. Don't it smell >> man.
>> What?
>> Welcome. Welcome baby if you in there.
>> Yeah, man.
>> Now >> I don't think we have air filters.
>> Well, you got to have air filters. Stop.
>> You got to >> You got to have air filter.
>> You just have a >> No, I put a a ozone system in the house.
>> What?
>> What? The one that cover the earth.
>> That ozone layer.
>> Yeah.
>> What's the ozone system?
>> The thing you put in your house, it helps reduce infection and uh >> co and all that.
>> CO came out that big CO thing. And then you helps with uh cut down on any uh all allergenics that's in the air, if that's a word.
>> Allerg.
>> Allergen.
or allergenics. You know, allergenics is the the smaller group of people.
>> Okay.
>> The allergenics was a singing group in 1972.
>> Allergen ozone system in his house.
>> Yeah.
>> Okay.
>> Oh god. Oh god.
>> Must be nice.
>> And we don't.
>> Must be nice, man. Everybody ain't alone.
>> It is. Doesn't he look happy? It's nice.
Yeah, >> how much allergenic system cost?
>> All right, listen.
>> Coming up next, Strawberry Letter. The subject is He's too loud for my apartment. We'll get into that right after this.
>> You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
>> Coming up at about 4 minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today and the subject is room temperature water and dish soap. Okay.
Room temperature water and dish soap.
We'll get into that. Find out what that's all about in just a few. Because right now it is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call. What you got for his nav.
>> There's some taxes that need to be paid.
>> Okay.
>> And I know you all pays the taxes. And I know my uncle don't want to hear the word taxes cuz that just sends him into something >> into a frenzy.
>> A frenzy for sure. But this right here is booty taxes. What?
>> Booty taxes.
>> Yeah. What?
>> See, when I have spent money on another man's wife and I have spent as much as I have, I'm going to have to claim taxes on her. I can't spend that much money and not be able to claim. You understand what I'm saying? So, I'm going to go ahead and call this man and let him know that we dealing with some booty taxes.
And now, >> now Tommy, can I ask you something?
>> Sure. Sure. Sure. Sure.
>> I just want to ask you something to uh are they coming by here Friday? Cuz I need to make sure they they sit on this couch with these booty taxes. I need this booty.
>> If you want the booties on that on your couch, I got it for you. But yeah, but this booty taxes.
>> Yeah, we do a booty tax then. They're fine.
>> This is what I'm paying for it. I'm just I'm just trying to claim this. Let's go.
Let's go. Cat Doy taxes.
>> Hello. Hello. I'm trying to read the Kendrick. Good to see you.
>> Hey, Kendrick. How you doing, man? My name is uh Anthony, man. Anthony Collins. They call me AC. How you doing?
>> I'm good, bro. How you doing?
>> I'm good. I'm good. Hey, listen. Uh this right here, man. This this I don't even know how to put this though, but uh Hey, listen. I'm calling you, man, cuz I got some issues. I'm I'm getting ready to file my taxes, and I'm going through all my expenses, all my receipts, and all this kind of stuff. You know, I just I I I I can't I can't just let this go, man.
I I didn't spent like $20,000 on your wife last year, and I I'm trying to figure out >> Oh, well, bro, wait a minute. You asking me You done spent $20,000 on the chick I'm married to. Is that what you telling me?
>> No. All All I'm trying to do, man, is is I'm trying to do a write off. That's what I'm trying to do. I'm trying to clean.
>> No, no, no, no, no. Right off.
Basically, what you telling me is you my wife.
>> I ain't say all that. I ain't say all that.
>> What? What the you saying, bro?
>> All I'm saying is I'm trying to figure out is it all right if I claim Melanie on my expenses, man. I'm over 20 grand on on money I spent on Melanie last year. So, first, let let me understand something right quick. You asking me for permission to claim my wife. When the did you ask for permission to my wife?
Help me with that, bro.
>> I Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Let's do this here, Gerard. I ain't say I did that.
You saying that? I'm saying I just want to claim the taxes cuz I spent 20k on it. That's all I'm saying.
>> Okay, let's let's do this, bro. Let's put Melie on on the phone. Let's put Mel on the mother phone.
>> Ain't no We ain't got to brain in this.
We ain't got to brain in this. What I'm SAYING IS >> MOTHER HE ALREADY IN IT. He in it. What the you mean we ain't got to bring her in it. She in it.
>> Man, you must be outside your mind.
>> All I'm saying is do you have a problem with me claiming Melody?
>> You mother right I do, bro. I got a mother problem having this WHOLE MOTHER CONVERSATION. WAIT, HOW? FIRST OF ALL, how the did you get my information?
How'd you get my number, bro? I asked around for your number. I I ain't want to call you. It took me a week to to call you. You know what I'm saying? I'm just trying to Dude, I I didn't spend 20 grand, dog. You understand what I'm saying? When did you spend 20 grand?
That's the I want to know. I ain't spent 20 grand on this mother and I'm married to her ass. So what what the are you doing that you spent $20,000 on my wife and then you want to claim that? Help me understand that bro.
Hey man, I ain't trying to go into all my receipts on everything I did for Melanie. I'm not trying to do that. All I'm trying to do is is just I just want I want to I want to know if you I don't want us both claiming it because that's how you get in trouble.
Bro, you already in mother trouble.
Trouble is the last mother thing you ought to be worried about. And you calling my mother phone telling me about some that you got going on with my old lady and then you telling me can I have your permission? You mother >> dog. We got to get some kind of resolution to this.
>> A good resolution is a good ass whooping. What the you mean a resolution? That that's the only mother resolution we going to get, bro?
Ain't no other resolution.
Ain't no other resolution. We ain't We We ain't got else to talk about. We ain't got a mother thing to talk about.
That's the resolution I got right now. I I tell you what, bro. I'm texting Mill right now. I've been texting her since we've been on this mother. Okay.
>> And I pray what what did you texting her for?
>> Don't What the You mean what am I texting her for? SHE IS THE SUBJECT MATTER. So that's why the I'm texting her. But you better pray to God this is some [ __ ] I hope to God you y'all got y'all people up with me like this by this ain't gonna go good bro at all at all.
>> Okay. So I guess I can't claim them at this point.
>> Hell mother no?
>> So what you want to do though, >> bro? I don't already told you what the I'm going to do and I'm waiting on male's response on this mother. She act like she slowed in a mother. She can't type fast, but somebody go get me some mouth today. Okay. But man, look here, bro. I don't know who this is on the other end end of this song. I hope to God this is some some out of X5 or some some that I can't even fathom. You better pray to God y'all playing with me. This is some bull.
Okay. Okay. So, can I go on and tell you this here, dog?
And then I'm going to go get out your way, man. And cuz I I I know how it's going to go after this. Can I just go and tell you something else?
>> I don't know what the else you can tell me, bro.
>> Only thing I can tell you, only thing I can tell you, Kendrick, is that this is nephew Tommy from the Steel Harvey Morning Show. Your your wife Melanie got me the prank phone call. You dog boy. Y'all from Rotten mother.
You look that about coming in with some STUFF. OH GOD.
MAN, y'all ain't y'all ain't I'm sitting up here eating some crackling and I done threw them away cuz my pressure already high.
You all right, man? I got to make sure you all right before we get off the phone. You good, >> man? I got to go get me a drink. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm all right. Boy, y'all ain't >> All right, tell me this. What's the baddest, and I mean the baddest radio show in the land, >> man. Theam Steve Harvey Morning Show with that rotten ass lip. You tell him.
>> And there you have it.
>> There you going to get it.
>> Tax that behind. Tax that behind. Those are booty taxes right there.
>> All right, everybody paying them. You're paying them. Whether you think you're not, you know what I mean? You're paying them >> right now. You paying them.
>> Oh. Oh, you're paying for it. Trust me, everybody paying booty taxes. You just It ain't on your paperwork, but you paying for it. I'm just letting you know. Okay. All right. And let's get some booties out there in New Jersey.
Earthquake Father's Day.
>> Let's Let's get them on out there, baby.
Earthquake Father's Day comedy show with Earthquake. Darnell Rollins, nephew Tommy, Tony Robbins, Banessa Fraction at the New Jersey Performing Arts Center.
That's going down Father's Day night, which is Sunday night at the NJ pack June 18th. Tickets are on sale right now at the NJ pack once again. Earthquake, Darnell Rollins, Nephew, Tommy, Tony Robbins, Vanessa Fraction, we will be in the building. Yeah, New Jersey baby, here we come. Been a long time. Can't wait to walk out on that stage and be straight ignorant for you. Landing in the cut. Red Roondo. Red Roondo Beach, California. That's right. Roondo Beach, California. That is in uh that would be in July. Uh yeah, that would be in July at the Redondo Beach in California.
Yeah, I'll be there. Uh >> when's the last time you've been you you've been to California? When?
>> It's been a minute.
>> Mhm. It's been since uh I got people inside my head com. It's been a minute.
>> Okay.
>> So stupid coming back.
>> Thank you, nephew. Coming up next, Strawberry Letter. Today's subject, room temperature water and dish soap. We'll get into it. Find out what that's all about right after this.
>> You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
>> Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after is my strawberry letter for today. the subject. I'm not sure I can do this. I'm not sure I can do this. But right now, we can do this. The nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you got now?
>> Come on, baby. I've been in prankville.
Uh, you know, everybody uh uh you know, all couples are not able to have a child. You know what I'm saying?
Everybody's not able to conceive. You know what I'm saying? Fertility. Yeah.
Yeah. So, sometimes you need a little help, you know? So, this prank right here is what you call unorthodox methods.
>> Oh. unorthodox method.
>> Okay, >> run it. K.
>> Hello.
>> Hello. I'm trying to reach uh trying to reach brother Robert >> as speaking.
>> Hey, how you doing? I'm I'm calling you from the church. How you doing, brother?
>> Man, I'm doing super fantastic. Any day above ground is a good day.
>> That's good. That's good. Hey, uh hey, listen, man. We wanted to uh uh uh uh being one of the brothers of the church, I wanted to give you a call, man. you didn't make it today, but you well, you know, your wife stood up today and uh asked us to keep y'all in our prayers because y'all are definitely trying to bring a a new child into the world. And and she let us know that, you know, uh uh she's she's being a little older now, 41, 42. You know, she said it takes a little longer to try and conceive a child than, you know, in your earlier years. So, we we definitely want to let you know, man, that we we got y'all in our prays, man.
>> Uh man, you just don't know how much we appreciate that, man. Yeah, we've been trying, but I know with with prayers all things are possible.
>> Yeah. Well, we definitely want to definitely want to keep you all in our prayers, man. And uh I hope that you all able to conceive this child and bring, you know, bring bring a new a new child into this world. You know, the book says be fruitful and multiply.
>> Definitely. Definitely. Now, who who is this again?
>> Brother, this brother Arthur. Brother Arthur. I don't know if you know me directly, but I'm I'm brother one of the brothers at the church.
>> Okay. Okay. Brother Arthur.
>> Thank you. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Robert, what I want to ask you, man, was have you considered any uh any alternatives uh methods as far as, you know, uh maybe helping this situation?
>> Uh we've looked at a few. Uh what what what are you referring to as an alternative?
>> Well, I mean, I I I think I have a a good uh thing, man, that that might be able to help this thing speed up the process and and and and you guys will be expecting in no time, man.
Man, we definitely open for some things like that. What what what you got in mind?
>> I mean, uh well, what I have is a little little unorthodox, man. But I think if if you allow me to to to to help you on this, man, I think that you'll be definitely satisfied. And you know, man, if nine months from now, you guys will be at the hospital waiting looking for your your baby boy, your baby girl, you know.
>> Well, well, classified and orthodox.
>> Okay. Um, see what what I have in mind, man, is is is have you considered maybe like a surrogate father?
>> Clarify clarify ser cuz I'm thinking the wrong thing. I don't I just want to make sure we're on the same page. What do you mean by ser?
>> Well, what it is, man, is you know you know, of course, a surrogate mother is someone that will carry a child for those that cannot carry one. You know what I'm saying?
>> Right. Right. So, what what what what uh I've gone to the doctor and got myself checked out, man. Good physical and everything. I'm physically fit and everything. And you know, maybe I guess the complications are coming from uh you as far as your child not being, you know, you not being able to conceive right now.
>> No, no, no. Ain't nothing ain't nothing wrong with me, man.
>> Okay.
>> Now, what you mean by you physically fit? I mean, what what the hell that got to do with Siri? But see what I'm saying is if if if what you know if you if you allow me to come over and and and supply my services, I mean, let's say if you left for a weekend, man, and I stayed over there, by the time you get back, man, >> man, what the wrong with you? Is is this what's going on at this church, man? Am I at the wrong church? They they you telling me you trying Help me understand. You saying you want to come over and and and have sex with my wife?
>> Well, I mean I mean, don't don't look at it like that. Don't look at it like that. Look at it as if I'm helping you.
But you telling me indirectly. You just can't use those words.
>> Excuse me now. Okay.
>> You telling me you want to come have sex with my wife?
>> No. No. No. I want to come over and just apply my services, man, and put you guys in a better position that you will be able to save your life. You understand what I'm saying? You understand where I'm coming from?
>> No, I don't. Sound like you telling me you want to have sex in my life, man.
What the is wrong with you, man?
>> Oh, hold on. Hold on. No, this this this brother Arthur, man. Listen. See what I'm what I'm trying to do, >> man. I don't give a if you brother Charles who the is brother man I don't know you and then you talking about the church what kind of [ __ ] this this at this church >> no really the church don't have nothing to do with this it's me calling you to leave >> you calling me s >> I'm trying to be if you allow me to be the surrogate father I'll have a pregnant by the end of the week >> man you got me up soon as I said I'm coming to Bible study Tuesday to see you you show up at Bible study so I see who the you are okay >> guaranteeing you want to have wife, man.
What kind of >> You keep looking at that like that. How is we going to get this? How we going to get past this so we can get you to this child? Man, >> we ain't going to get past this. You talk about having sex WITH MY WIFE.
WHERE YOUR WIFE AT, BROTHER? YOU AIN'T GOT NO WIFE.
>> SO, I I I have a a wife, brother.
Robert, what I'm trying to do is help you along with yours and getting this child conceived. That's what I'm trying to help.
>> Brother, you can't help me talking about having sex with my wife. You said it on I didn't think you was going that far with it. How you get my phone number?
>> Well, you know, we we have people listed at the trade. We have all phone numbers listed.
>> These mine and when I get that to you, I hope to see you cuz I'mma punch you half.
>> Hey, look, man. Why don't I Why don't I speak to your wife when she comes to church this week and I'll see how >> Man, don't say a thing to my wife.
>> Hold on. I'm just going to talk to and see how she feels about maybe maybe, you know, using this particular >> No, you can't say Man, don't even look in her direction. Man, who are you?
Well, I need to see you myself.
>> Okay. What? What? What? What is all the anger though, brother? What? What? What?
>> Man, you me you wouldn't be angry. You just sitting here telling me the script.
I'm going to come have sex with your wife.
>> You should get angry.
>> Okay, brother. I I I got one more thing I need to tell you. Are you ready for Can I say this, >> man? You better hurry up before I hang up in your face.
>> Okay. Are you Are you listening, Brother Robert?
>> I've been listening. I'm tired of listening.
>> This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your wife, man. What you think?
Hey >> man, Tommy, you scaring me doing that, man? I'm about to have arrest come to change whoop everybody in there. Well, a minute ago, I was going to go straight punch in the mouth then look for you.
Where you head on that one, man? Who?
>> All right. Hey, one more thing, man.
Tell me this. What is What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land?
>> The Steve Morning Show with ignorant ass Steve and ignorant ass. You tell me.
>> Y'all wild over there, man.
>> You know what I'm saying? You Some people need help.
>> You You went too far. Can I just >> Was that a little too far?
>> Yeah, you went too far.
>> Some people need help. You know, if if you if his ain't swimming, mine is.
>> Goodness. But but by the end of the week, Tommy, >> by the end of the weekend, >> Yeah.
>> I'mma have her pregnant by the end of the weekend. You ain't got to worry about this.
>> That's nothing to stick your chest out to another man for.
>> Uhuh. What about his wife?
>> What else you want? Hey. Hey. I need to stick my chest out or something else.
Now, what you want me to stick >> Oh my goodness. Bye, boy. Bye.
>> Oh, you thought we going to keep that?
>> Y'all going to let that go?
>> No. Uhuh. All right. Thank you, nephew.
Oh, Lord.
>> There's something wrong with that.
>> What did I say that for?
>> Okay, >> the prankster is back, baby. Go to thomasmile.com. I'm doing some brand new ones. You can you can look for the prank button. Click on >> Tommy. Let me ask you something. Is nephew Tommy. He dead. I'm just trying.
>> Hold on. We don't kill me.
>> Wait a minute. What?
>> No, I'm talking about none of the people in my head though.
>> No, I'm just I'm just Is nephew Tommy over? So we can make the adjustment cuz it's go to Thomas Miles. You know, he ain't nephew Tommy on the own show.
>> Well, he's Tommy Miles on the show.
Eugene gone. I just I don't know what to do.
>> I could say something right now. This would be just totally wrong. But uh >> All right. Listen. Uh up next, it is today's strawberry letter. The subject I'm not find out right away what you ain't.
>> I'm not sure I can do this.
We'll get into the letter right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
>> It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Stevefm.com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter live on the air, just like we're going to read this one right here, right now. And you never know, this one could be yours.
>> It could be. Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for you. Here it is.
The strawberry letter.
>> Thank you, nephew. Subject. So, what why does he have videos of our neighbor? Why does he have videos of our neighbor is the subject? Dear Steven Shirley, I've been married 17 years and we have a 16-year-old daughter. My husband and I get along and we are the best of friends, but romantically we're lacking.
We're intimate when necessary and it's rare that he bothers me for sex. I'm not a stupid woman and I know he has needs as a man. So, I hope he's not going elsewhere for satisfaction, especially since he started to travel for work.
Because he's gone a lot, he put cameras on our house to make sure my daughter and I are safe when he's gone. The cameras have become visible to us now and strictly for my husband's peace of mind. I was home for a week with a stomach virus and the cameras kept dinging because someone was in our front yard. It was my neighbor and when I went to the door, she apologized for trespassing and she said she didn't know I was home. I told her I wasn't feeling well and I saw her taking my hydrangeas.
It was an awkward situation and all she had to do was ask and I would have let her have some flowers. Fast forward to 2 weeks later. I was watching TV with my husband and he sent me two videos from the cameras outside of our house. They were videos of the neighbor picking hydrangeas again, but this time she was all she she was in all spandex and she was barefoot. I could tell he sent the videos to me by mistake because he didn't know how to play it off when I confronted him. He swore that he was trying to show me how our neighbor steals my precious flowers when we're not home. I told him that he's a bad liar and he got mad at me for laughing in his face for getting caught. Why did he have the videos of the lady next door on his phone? Is he secretly into her?
Should I be worried? Well, I mean, your husband might be in big trouble with you right now. I get that, but uh your neighbor is the one who really needs to get it. Why is she, your neighbor, still stealing after you caught her red-handed and asked her not to? And and who steals in spandex and no shoes anyway? I mean, didn't you say you told her that you would have let her have some flowers so she wouldn't have to take them? But but she's being disrespectful right in your face. That is a red flag. Now, a as to whether your husband is interested in her and is he, you know, doing other women while he's on the trip and all of that. Uh he could be interested in her.
I mean, especially with her wearing spandex and all of that, you know, but but I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt in this one. I'm I'm going to give him a pass because I blame the neighbor way more than him. She's the one parading around in spandex, stealing your flowers and tight clothes and all of this, trying to steal your man, too.
Probably cuz she was startled. She said, "Oops, I didn't know you were home." So, that's probably what she's been doing all along, trying to get your man's attention. So, you need to check her. Of course, you need to check your husband, but you definitely need to check this neighbor, Tommy.
>> Ladies, when y'all find out something, y'all immediately say something. Y'all immediately. Y'all never really just wait and see. Y'all never hold it and say, "We going I'm I'mma let this ride out. We going to figure out exactly what the heck is going on right here." Y'all never ride it out. Just wait. If you wait, it's going to expose itself. But you don't you won't you won't wait. Now you immediately showing the videos and boom, right there. So, let's go back. We got problems with sex. Okay, that's the issue. When you say something like uh uh what did she say? We intimate when necessary. What does that mean? When it's necessary. What What What kind of What kind of marriage is it? We intimate when necessary. So So it's it's it's not happening now. We got these trips going on. Okay, >> we got these trips. You wondering what's going on? He didn't put these cameras in cuz he claim he want to make sure y'all safe or whatever. I don't think he taking no trips. I think he going next door. That's what I think. And I think he got the cameras to make sure he know where the hell y'all at. That's what he doing. So he covering his tracks. You understand? Yeah. So you not what you not doing is you not watching long enough. See ladies, y'all y'all can be some greater CSIs if you just be a little bit more patient and you can figure out exactly what's going on and what your man is exactly doing, but you're not watching. Soon as you get some. Bam. What is this? What is this?
Help a daughter outside and spandex and she bad for the [ __ ] What is going on right there? Now I bet you this here just just for just for me though. Could you send me a picture of the lady with the spandex on so I can just see what we dealing with cuz if she fine as all get out, then I know what's happen. It ain't about no damn flowers. I promise you it ain't about these flowers. It's about it's about what's going on next door.
Your husband has been going next door.
Okay. You don't think I know you don't think that, but guess what? When he going out of town, he might be just going and dropping the car off and coming right on back. But guess what? If he got them cameras on his phone, he know when he can move around. He can see you. He can see your daughter. He know when everybody going in and when everybody going out. I'm just saying.
I'm just trying to I'm just trying to give you the whole big picture of what could possibly be going on in this household. All right, there it is. Your man cheating on with the lady next door that's still in the flowers. All right.
>> Your man cheating on you with the man with the woman next door and the spandex is barefoot that's stealing the damn flowers.
>> That's a lot. Really?
>> Your man cheating on you with the lady that's got the spandex on that's barefoot that's stealing the damn flowers. Now if I was you would she steal the next flower? Call the police on ass and see how your husband react.
Call the popos and see how she act.
Uhhuh. See how your husband react then.
Why you call the police on her? See right there. YOU GOING TO catch him, but you but you jumping the gun too quickly.
That's all.
>> All right, we're going to we're going to hear from Junior coming up. Uh we'll have part two of the response to the Strawberry Letter at 23 minutes after the hour. The subject is why does he have videos of our neighbor? Why does he have videos of our neighbor? Yes, Tommy.
>> Because he ready to love the neighbor.
I'm >> You better work it out. Tie it all in together. All right, we'll get back into it right after this.
>> You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
>> All right, we have to uh we're going to recap the Strawberry Letter for today.
The subject is Why does he have videos of our neighbor? This is written by a wife who's been married for 17 years.
They have a 16-year-old daughter. She and her husband get along. She says they're the best of friends. They're just not getting along romantically. She says they're lacking in that area.
They're only intimate when they have to be, when it's necessary. Uh, a and he hardly ever bothers her for sex. She's not a stupid woman. She know he has need. She knows he has needs as a man.
So, but she hopes he's not going elsewhere for that. Uh, he's started to travel a lot lately and uh she, you know, she's a bit concerned and uh so is he about their safety or whatever she thinks. Uh he put cameras in the house and and all around so so he can make sure that she and the daughter are safe.
Meanwhile, on the cameras, the neighbor pops up and the neighbor is in spandex and barefoot stealing her hydrangeas.
That's what she's seen on camera. She's mad at her husband because her husband had the video of the neighbor in the spandex and barefoot uh and stealing flowers. The husband sent this video to his wife. His wife got mad cuz he's wondering she's wondering why does her husband have video of the neighbor stealing flowers. So, she's upset about that. She's uh she she's asking is he secretly into the neighbor and should she be worried? Junior, you're up.
>> Uh I I don't this letter don't make no sense to me. I >> I don't I don't get this. I not at all.
I don't Carla. I don't understand what is. First of all, we we started off in the bedroom cuz your sex life ain't going the way you want to. Then we get to hydrangeas.
>> I don't even know what flower that is.
>> I tell you what you did do though with this letter.
>> Beautiful.
>> I I tell you what you did do.
>> You got everybody going home today to check their flowers cuz I'm going to go.
I get out work. I'm going outside to see if I'M MISSING SOME DAMN FLOWERS CUZ THAT'S ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT.
I DON'T SEE THE POINT of this whole letter. But I know somebody now they out here stealing flowers. Now we got to worry about stealing cars and flowers.
This is way too much now.
>> Hydra is important obviously cuz she keep coming over there and stealing >> and you mad because he sent a video of your neighbor taking the flower. You mad at that?
>> Are you serious? Okay, now I'm concerned. What do it matter? She out there in spandex stealing flowers.
Forget what she got on. She taking the damn flowers. Mhm. I DON'T CARE IF SHE HAD ON A ROBE. She taking the flowers.
WHY don't nobody see this? This is the most craziest letter ever.
We talked about I said I say, "Okay, cool. They're having problem sex life."
Okay, cool. I can help with that. I'm trying. Okay. Then you like if I was sitting at a table with you and you said this to me, it would make no sense cuz you be saying like, "Yeah, Melvin, uh, we don't he don't really ask me for sex like he used to, but then the fly was missing." It's a whole crazy conversation.
>> This don't make no sense.
>> In the video, the video.
>> Yeah, Melvin, she don't really touch me at night. But but but my cat is missing.
>> What?
>> She's mixed up.
>> I don't understand this.
>> Go take your flowers back. She right next door. She's right there. Go get them back. That's all you got to go do.
>> Mhm.
>> If it's about the flowers. It was about the flowers.
>> Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
>> Just go take your flowers back. You got on camera. We know she's stealing them.
>> Does this require a beatd down, you think, Junior? Because she's stealing and she told her not.
>> She called and give your flowers back.
That's what it's called. You got >> But she told her not to take them and she went and took them anyway. I >> going to take them back and then you threaten her. That's what you >> Okay. So, it requires a threat. Yes, Tommy.
>> Mhm.
>> Tell her next time you pick these flowers, >> they going to be over your grade. color that >> any of that.
>> Next time you pick these flowers, they're going to be over your grave.
That's all I got to say. Go ahead. Put some clothes on.
>> Touch these poinsettas and watch what happened to your ass. Touch my poinsettas at Christmas time.
>> Yeah. Whatever. Okay, that's it.
>> Mhm. Crazy. I >> Yeah. This is crazy. So So do you agree with with the nephew, Junior, that the husband is seeing the neighbor?
>> No.
>> He been doing this woman. He Yeah, he he >> he he's been over there.
>> Yeah, >> but maybe picking the flowers Maybe picking the flower is a code for you to come over. That's what that >> It's a sign. It's something. It's something.
>> Uh-huh. Mhm. When you catch me picking your flowers, come over to the house.
That's coming. And she's pretty bold with it because the wife told her that she would have given her the flowers and she came back and stole them anyway. So, she's pretty bold. When you see me on camera, come out here and fooling with the flowers. That mean the coast is clear. Ain't nobody in my house. You can come on in here.
>> Come on.
>> So figure out how to get out of your house. Okay. Or tell her you going to go on another business trip. Do what you got to do. But we got time right now.
But I'm >> Mhm.
>> Come on. Come on. Once I once I touch these flowers, it's time. Baby, I'm hot.
>> It's time.
>> I'm hot.
>> I'm hot.
>> Yeah.
Stupid.
She doing it at night. Hot. I'm hot.
>> I'm hot.
>> She doing it at night.
>> That's clear sign.
>> Clear sign.
>> That's cold. That's cold.
>> Cuz she was startled when the when the wife said something to her. She was startled. She didn't know the wife was home.
>> Next time she come out there and pick them flowers, go out there and get you a switch out that oak tree and braid it up and poke that for my ass right there.
>> Yeah. You going to stay out the flower.
But yeah, the neighbor though. The neighbor. Yeah.
>> Uh-uh. This is great.
>> This is weird.
>> Yeah, it really is. It really is. All right, guys. Post your comments on today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook and check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on the very free iHeart Radio app. You can download it today. Now, coming up at 46 minutes after the hour, we got Junior and Sports Talk right after this.
>> You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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