Bringing a 152mm Howitzer to a Tank Fight Was a Bad Idea

Ajouté : 2026-05-28

[00:00:06]Is that a barrel in your pants or do you just want to shoot me?

[00:00:11]What? This is the 2S19 M2 and I got paid $25 to suffer. While it is quite fun to bomb people, the size, mobility, and armor that can get penned by a 50 cal adds up to a total disaster. Let's see just how bad this vehicle is. Enjoy.

[00:00:32]Welcome to the Chudlings. We got fun in games.

[00:00:37]What's up? What's up, uncles? So, today, for the past two days, I just forgot to take my Zoloft. And the only way I can describe to you is what happens to your brain is it feels like you're about to meet the Hatman, and it doesn't feel good. So then I took my Zolaf, but then my body got adjusted to not having Zolaf. And so now I'm vibrating. So we're gonna play while vibrating. So if I'm not playing the best, you know why. There's going to be a panzer halbits up there. Just know it.

[00:01:08]Oh, speaking of Hold on.

[00:01:11]What the No. No. We're on That was a proxy fuse, by the way. I I forgot to change it. That man goting proxied.

[00:01:21]What's the likelihood I'm going to try to cross? I know I'm the size of an actual barn.

[00:01:27]I'm going to cross and no one's going to shoot at me. I don't think. Not right now. Not right now. Netanyahu.

[00:01:34]I'm shooting people. Netanyahood. Oh, there is a man there. What is that? Uh, it's [ __ ] beyond dead. I don't know.

[00:01:43]Something about these bonk machines, man. They're so fun to play. I think they're a little cheesy and a little goofy. Like sometimes they're they're just too e like you can kill a heavy tank too easy. What is Oh, we're getting motivated right now. Oh, look at that.

[00:01:58]He just fired. I don't know what it is.

[00:02:01]Excuse me, bro. I can't see. You know what? It [ __ ] it. What are you? Hi. All right. You're cheating, bro.

[00:02:16]Oh, I just saw Yeah. Hold on. An enemy of the state was over there.

[00:02:26]No, dude. I can't. What is happening?

[00:02:28]The helicopter's still there. What?

[00:02:32]Longest helicopter life.

[00:02:34]Team my team. I genuinely think in some instances playing near your team you over. That was rude.

[00:02:48]Uh, back up, back up, back up, back up.

[00:02:50]Oh my, this thing is not good. Okay, big ch Yeah, I'ming driving a barn.

[00:02:59]Motivate, motivate. I need motivation. I need motivation right here. Motivation right here. Come on. Motivate. Yes. Get in here, fired mouse. Come on. Give me some motivation. Yes, cousin.

[00:03:35]Yes.

[00:03:39]Thanks for the assist. Yeah, let's go. That was probably the only instance where the motivation actually worked. I don't think was that the guy that shot me first? Maybe.

[00:03:53]I feel like not. Unless he has awful object permanence.

[00:03:57]Oh, he's dead. Hey, in my eyes, fired mouse, help me. That was a really good motivation. I'm soing big >> cuz I'm a pretty picky eater sometimes.

[00:04:08]>> What is approaching me?

[00:04:10]M I'm trying something a little risky here.

[00:04:16]So if I try to push up on them, then I'm literally the size of aing barn. I'm actually a barn on wheels.

[00:04:23]Oh my.

[00:04:29]No, absolutely not.

[00:04:33]All right, it paid off a little bit.

[00:04:36]Maybe this is such a risky push, but if it works.

[00:04:44]Uh oh my god, it worked. No way. Sorry, I had to like actively calculate where the weak spot is on a 77 Samoa.

[00:04:55]Okay, we need to get into position here where I can aim down.

[00:05:01]Hold on.

[00:05:04]Can I Okay.

[00:05:15]Can I get your barrel?

[00:05:18]No. [ __ ] me. Yes. Wait, his barrel's gone. No.

[00:05:26]Oh god. Uh, hold on.

[00:05:29]Yes. I'm so lucky. No one pushed me.

[00:05:36]I'm inking. I need to me. Do I have a No, I don't have an engine.

[00:05:46]Sorry. I don't play the bonk vehicles much, so I don't instinctively shoot for cupilas. I apologize for being a little bit slow. I don't like how there's a corpse here. I found him.

[00:06:02]No. What the we we we have a Why are you SP, brother? I don't understand. I don't understand. What do we think about just playing more matches with more vehicles instead of one match? Like doing lineups is lineups. Would you guys watch lineups? Just kind of seeing how how long I can go. I swear to God there's a tank there. I know there isn't, but Oh. Uhoh.

[00:06:31]Hold on. There's a one.

[00:06:37]He's going to put his armor towards me and that's not good.

[00:06:41]I thought I can get a easy double kill there. Turns out that is not the case.

[00:06:47]What is here? Oh my god. Not anothering Samwa.

[00:06:54]I can't see him. Watch out for the scary French thing that reloads instantly.

[00:06:59]it. I'm taking a slight risk here. I'm like getting edged. I'm about to get a nuke, but I keep getting edged. France 77, please stop molesting me.

[00:07:15]Get the barrel. Okay, barrel.

[00:07:19]Uh, be really annoying. I was really annoying. Oh. Oh, ZSU. I can kill that.

[00:07:29]I can kill that.

[00:07:31]Don't look. Don't see me. Don't see me.

[00:07:32]Don't see me.

[00:07:38]Oh my god.

[00:07:41]Okay.

[00:07:48]Oh, that's unfortunate, pal. You're getting tracked. You're getting No.

[00:07:55]Absolutely not. Oh my god. What the hell?

[00:08:00]Nice. Incredible. Well, now we're both.

[00:08:08]No, don't molest me. Ha.

[00:08:12]Seriously, why does this thing take up my entire screen? We are absolutely screen maxing. What am I on impact now?

[00:08:21]We're impacting. Oh god, something's coming this way.

[00:08:27]Turn, turn, turn.

[00:08:33]What the hell, dude? I'm surrounded.

[00:08:38]I'm so dead.

[00:08:41]Turn. Uh, okay. We're not quite dead.

[00:08:46]Thankfully, Germany is on the enemy team, which means people are blind and deaf. I'm going to go this way, I think.

[00:08:55]Oh, holy god.

[00:08:58]Hey, pal. Oh my god. Oh, reload. Reload.

[00:09:02]Reload. Reload. Reload. Reload. Reload.

[00:09:04]Reload. Reload. Reload.

[00:09:05]>> Is it okay if I touch you?

[00:09:13]Come on. Oh, wait. He's dead. We're chilling. We're chilling. Why did he He could have just Okay. I mean, I think I played that pretty well, all things considered. Thank you for saving my life, cousin. What's the reload on this hoe? 6 seconds.

[00:09:29]That's pretty good. 6 seconds feels like an eternity when you're staring down the barrel of aing T34, though. Hold on.

[00:09:36]Hold on. What the hell? Someone hit me with smoke. Oh my god. Hello. I I was like, what is going Okay, I am naked and afraid around here.

[00:09:50]Why did that guy have That guy must be mad. He had like the perfect shot on me.

[00:09:56]Uh, no. Which way is he coming from?

[00:10:01]Definitely this way. Okay. Well, now we waiting ambush.

[00:10:07]It's something bushed up, of course. Do I have No. And he's not dumb. So, I'm going to do the same thing. We're just going to keep backing up.

[00:10:20]Uh team, I have a man and it's a big problem.

[00:10:28]I'm going to keep backing up here.

[00:10:31]I Okay, I'm just going to track you and then leave. That's all I can really do right now. I know he's expecting this, but what he's not expecting is for me to completely run away. This is true massive noggin.

[00:10:48]He's like, "Oh, he's going to run this way." No, I'm actually just going to leave. Oh, wait. Hold on.

[00:10:56]Oh, your gunner's out. That's not good.

[00:10:59]That's really bad.

[00:11:02]That's bad for me. I'll just hit the same spot again. I think I'll get your radiator. Yep. Yep. And now he's dead. See? Okay. It worked perfectly.

[00:11:16]While I'm having a [ __ ] boss battle, our team has taken a in its entirety.

[00:11:23]Whoa, whoa, Zu. Zu.

[00:11:27]I shot over him. He didn't He didn't see it. It's okay.

[00:11:32]I didn't shoot over him that time. We're chilling.

[00:11:36]I don't know why. I just If he even thought that I shot at him, I'd be dead.

[00:11:42]the guy just goes like CSU players aren't usually the brightest. So, I don't even think he saw that. It went like straight over his head. I don't get why uh people are so quick to capture the point when you can get more kills.

[00:11:57]There's a man here. There's no longer a man there in in the slightest. All right, I'm going to do something very stupid. I'm going to try to play this thing at the monument. Uh, even though it's the size of the monument, we're going to do it. I don't think I can hide anywhere, but we're going to do it. I don't care. Who cares?

[00:12:17]I think I can just straight up pen the side of a sama, though. Who did that?

[00:12:24]I don't What?

[00:12:27]Oh my god, bro.

[00:12:36]N I got to leave after that one.

[00:12:41]I actually hate I I was about to leave and then I noticed this thing's quite tall. I have a plan.

[00:12:48]I think you know my plan. Also, um crazy Rainbow Six Siege angle peak from that Tiger 2.

[00:13:00]Oh, keep coming.

[00:13:09]Nice try, pal.

[00:13:11]Well, now we um Incredible reverse gear.

[00:13:15]Really?

[00:13:18]I just want to go up top, man. Actually can't go any backwards because I have so little gun depression. Um pants are halbits.

[00:13:31]Not good.

[00:13:34]Okay, hold on. Ready and angles. Angles. Check your angles.

[00:13:42]God, my [ __ ] size, bro. I'm so big.

[00:13:47]Oh, there's a light tank coming this way. Turn the massive [ __ ] turret, please.

[00:13:57]Am I tall enough? That's the question.

[00:14:01]No, I'm not tall enough.

[00:14:04]I'm just No.

[00:14:06]Well, there goes my plan. I got to play the game normally. This just in. The COD mind man has to play the game normally.

[00:14:15]There's still a light tank running about in these frolicking in the fields.

[00:14:22]There he is.

[00:14:25]Too slow.

[00:14:27]Pristinely Node gun depression. Oh my [ __ ] god.

[00:14:34]I hate this vehicle. Sometimes I do wonder.

[00:14:39]Oh, hold on.

[00:14:42]Hold on.

[00:14:45]Where is it? Where is it? No motivation.

[00:14:48]Where is it? Anyway, sometimes I do wonder why people choose their favorite vehicles.

[00:14:58]No, no dis on the guy that paid me $25, of course. But it's a good thing that everyone has their own interests, right?

[00:15:08]Cuz uh this is far from the most enjoyable vehicle for me.

[00:15:13]Right there.

[00:15:16]Yes. Okay. Never mind. Starting to see it. Every all is forgiven. Thing's also so loud. Oh my god. If I didn't stop there, I'd have no idea that guy. This engine is so loud.

[00:15:30]I don't know why.

[00:15:33]Oh my god. Cousin, what are we doing?

[00:15:40]I've eliminated the threat.

[00:15:47]There's another light tank on C. I think I think it's the martyr that killed me.

[00:15:53]God, [ __ ] Russian gun depression, man. Holy sh I know this is an artillery piece, so I can't be too mad, but god damn it. I don't really want to go out that way. I'm not going to lie to you, uncles.

[00:16:08][ __ ] me.

[00:16:10][ __ ] me. [ __ ] me.

[00:16:19]Uh, [ __ ] me. No. God, what the, bro? A mouse. Come on. Great. Okay, just to top it all off. Been having such a terrible time playing this tank. They give me this map. If it's a fun vehicle, you can pay me whatever you want for me to play it. If it's not a fun vehicle, uh, 10 trillion.

[00:16:44]Like 10 trillion dollars for two hours of my suffering.

[00:16:50]Samwa.

[00:16:52]No. God frack. French 77. No.

[00:16:58]Uh.

[00:17:00]Uh.

[00:17:01]Uh.

[00:17:04]Hell.

[00:17:07]Yeah. I can't even see that guy. No. No.

[00:17:09]I'm getting into cover. I'm too [ __ ] fat. Oh my god. Everything is disabled.

[00:17:15]And this guy's going to approach. I have to pretend like I have a gun. He won't push me. I'm pretending like I have a gun, therefore it's working. That actually worked. That's crazy. Oh my god, I'm going to die to artillery now.

[00:17:37]Not only do you get shot a lot in this thing, you have so many of the new comp like things that your repair time is always like 40 seconds and you can never fire back if you get hit. It's just it's just so terrible, man.

[00:17:55]Oh my god. Hellcat.

[00:18:01]What does is that him? I think that was him.

[00:18:05]Oh my god. Hello.

[00:18:08]Ugly thing.

[00:18:16]No way. I whipped around on that hoe. Oh my god.

[00:18:22]You don't have to shoot me. I I love I love facing France 77.

[00:18:28]Ah, just just [ __ ] just Oh my god. Oh my god.

[00:18:38]Keep going.

[00:18:45]I'm going to die here.

[00:18:49]Aha.

[00:18:54]I'm [ __ ] ve. Yeah, just [ __ ] me in the ass, I guess. I don't know. Yeah, dog. This is not fun. I You face France 77.

[00:19:05]You And if you're not facing France 77, you're facing America and they have 50 cals and you're massive and very easily 50 caliber. You have the new modules so that if a 50 cal hits your aiming module, you can't aim.

[00:19:20]It's not fun. And you don't even have like a a rangefinder. You don't even have a rangefinder. Oh, not to mention SPAA.

[00:19:30]I just died to a ve, man. A ve. It's just not my play style. This these these vehicles are not my play style, man.

[00:19:42]Rand 77, baby. No, this time this time I was prepared.

[00:19:48]Um, right there.

[00:19:55]Bro, in what? No, cuz how I hit his cupula.

[00:20:08]What?

[00:20:13]Right there.

[00:20:16]I HIT HIS CUPULA AGAIN. OH, RONALD REAGAN. GAJJUN knew I was at my wit's end, so they gave me one last little they they chucked in a piece of bread in my cell and like here here's baby Sai.

[00:20:29]Have fun. I can't you can't even like snipe with this thing because it doesn't have a rangefinder.

[00:20:37]So trying to get pixel perfect accurate weak spot pupil shots is very difficult.

[00:20:43]Very difficult. Man pays YouTuber to lose his mind in War Thunder. You You guys have some interesting selection of favorite vehicles. At least I can kill this man pretty easily if I don't miss.

[00:20:57]Uh oh, I thought that was a walker bullog.

[00:21:04]Nope. Can't kill him. Cuz guess what? I don't have a rangefinder. And guess what? I am the size of a barn.

[00:21:14]Oh my god, I did it. It only took a really lucky shot and and some courage.

[00:21:21]No one is holding up our rear.

[00:21:24]Going to turn around and change that.

[00:21:29]I have heat loaded.

[00:21:32]Just have to remind myself that.

[00:21:36]Oh my chungus.

[00:21:40]Come on. Just keep backing up.

[00:21:43]Yes.

[00:21:45]Thank you. All right. Ape is loaded.

[00:21:49]What's happening over here? I don't like that.

[00:21:53]I'm actually going to turn my guy around so I can make a quick getaway if needed.

[00:22:02]Tiger, why are you running away?

[00:22:05]Yag. Tiger, I needed you to hold that.

[00:22:09]Goodness.

[00:22:10]A true man doesn't choose but accept.

[00:22:13]That's wise words.

[00:22:20]There's a dude right here. But I can't it. I'm just not going to I'm not going to hold this. I'm tired.

[00:22:27]I can't do my normal routes, man. Look at this thing.

[00:22:39]Hi.

[00:22:41]Oh my god.

[00:22:44]No wonder why I couldn't peek.

[00:22:46]Um, he shoots again.

[00:22:58]Oh my god.

[00:23:03][ __ ] This thing is awful.

[00:23:06]Oh, this is fun. This is so fun. And I'm having fun. I forgot. I was like, normally that would have been fine, but this thing's Look how long this barrel is. I I couldn't do anything.

[00:23:18]Persing.

[00:23:20]Holy hell.

[00:23:25]Nope. Can't peek that. Now I can peek it, but he's he's gone.

[00:23:37]What a smart man.

[00:23:43]That's bad for me.

[00:23:52]You just fired. Massive mistake.

[00:23:56]I'm going to run to see.

[00:24:15]Bye-bye. Bye-bye.