Phantasmoon New Game | A God's Game Descends Upon the Blue Planet

Added: 2026-05-05

[00:00:03]Let's suppose for a moment.

[00:00:07]If a miracle were to appear in this world... And the chance to fulfill all wishes were to arrive What would you do?

[00:00:25]Mom, look! There's a giant face bowl on that tower!

[00:00:28]If you're going to compare it, at least call it a jade bowl!

[00:00:31]A UFO has appeared atop the Oriental Pearl Tower!

[00:00:34]Just behind me is the Oriental Pearl According to experts, this may be a celestial phenomenon summoned by HoYoverse.

[00:00:38]It has to be aliens!

[00:00:39]Something this fun? How could Sparxicle not make an appearance?

[00:00:39]At the very least, an alien ship... Is this a marketing gimmick for a TV program?

[00:00:43]Probably some Laughter God having fun.

[00:00:45]Everyone is poised for action, who will gain Aha's favor?

[00:00:49]So it's basically a **** ***** War, right?

[00:00:51]So it's a race, first to the top wins?

[00:00:53]Wait, isn't it about who's funnier?

[00:00:54]This isn't right. What's the need to win favor from a ball?

[00:00:56]Winner takes all, and can have any wish granted!

[00:00:59]Can I strike a fortune?

[00:01:01]I shall bring evil to justice, mark my words.

[00:01:02]I want to learn what lies beyond the universe.

[00:01:08]Ate too much. How about doubling work and homework?

[00:01:12]Pick your faction, I'll fuel every reckless desire!

[00:01:22]Is it too late to take back my wish?

[00:01:24]Fortune from all directions? A steady rise to the top?

[00:01:27]If it is wealth that brings you your greatest happiness... Then why not join the Blue Peace Corporation!

[00:01:34]Creativity shaped by vast Wishpower is sent forth from the Oriental Pearl into the cosmos.

[00:01:41]And in return, rewards will rain down and converge here.

[00:01:45]The world needs protectors, and the just have always stepped forward.

[00:01:50]If your heart holds a spark to protect peace... The River Rangers await you.

[00:01:56]The Oriental Pearl keeps watch at the world's edge.

[00:01:59]Blessed by Wishpower, no evil can remain concealed.

[00:02:03]Curiosity is the seed of knowledge, and gossip is only human nature.

[00:02:07]The Garden of Gossip is the very epicenter of hot topics like these.

[00:02:11]I can get the Oriental Pearl hooked up to the wildest gossip in the universe.

[00:02:15]From the love-hate drama between the Aeons to unrevealed, explosive foreshadowing... Feast on endless gossip, live carefree in the land of juicy scoops.

[00:02:24]What? You're not interested in any of that? You just came for some fun?

[00:02:28]I admire people like you the most.

[00:02:30]Free-spirited and untamed, treating life as a game.

[00:02:33]You're practically the chosen Noodle Fools.

[00:02:37]Come on! Seize this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

[00:02:40]Give the world something wild to talk about!

[00:02:44]I'll be waiting at the top of the tower.

[00:02:50]The Phantasmoon New Game... Why does this scream knockoff?

[00:02:55]Whatever, let's just try it out!