When you realize your child isn't like the other kids

Hinzugefügt: 2026-06-01

[00:00:00]I'm sorry to inform you that your son tested positive for Terion.

[00:00:03]>> Oh god. I'd prefer a tumor.

[00:00:05]>> At least that's treatable.

[00:00:07]>> I knew it. I knew it. Honestly, I had no idea. What is that, doctor?

[00:00:13]>> Well, Terrion means your son identifies as an animal, likely a dog, which is why he leaks his balls.

[00:00:19]>> He's been doing that since 15.

[00:00:21]>> If I could reach honestly, I do it, too.

[00:00:25]>> Me, too.

[00:00:27]>> Can anything be done, doctor?

[00:00:29]Unfortunately, it's too late. When he was little, you should have spanked him.

[00:00:33]But right now, nothing can be done.

[00:00:35]>> Oh my god. You should have just made him gay or trans so I could have kicked him out of the house. But how can you just abandon a puppy on the street like that?

[00:00:44]What will the neighbor say?

[00:00:45]>> If he stays, no couches. If it helps, depending on the breath, they don't live that long. Better than nothing.

[00:00:51]>> Oh, no.

[00:00:51]>> We could put him down sooner.

[00:00:53]>> What if he gets lost like his son who also thought he was a dog?

[00:00:58]>> Look.

[00:01:00]Oh, it's because he identified with those breeds that are small and scruffy and always getting lost. But maybe your son identifies with a different breed.

[00:01:07]For example, this other patient clearly identifies with a boberman.

[00:01:11]>> Data roof >> Chester Dalmatians are white with black spots. And you >> white with black spots.

[00:01:21]>> I'd say um a suit >> mixed with gray dane.

[00:01:25]>> I'm a German Shepherd.

[00:01:26]>> German shepherd. Only if you're from here in Koto. Besides, those dogs are smart and you fail every class.

[00:01:33]>> The idiot ate his homework.

[00:01:35]>> Say he's not pure bread. Mixed breed mut.

[00:01:38]>> Those dogs are good at sniffing drugs at airports. And this guy knows all about that.

[00:01:43]>> What did we do wrong?

[00:01:44]>> I told you not to drink on Valentine's.

[00:01:46]I want to know why is this happening in the world?

[00:01:50]>> To throw us off. So people only talk about theans in media, online, in sketches instead of what actually matters. Like for example, this child trafficking ring that involves the most powerful people in the world who've gotten away with doing whatever they want, including according to some reports, cannibalism.

[00:02:10]And also because we've sinned a lot and God is punishing us. So see, so what do we do? I'm tired of this [ __ ] on the carpets. or climbs up on the roof trying to mate with the neighbor's dog.

[00:02:21]>> Look, maybe you don't like who I am.

[00:02:25]But I'm not hurting anyone. Well, maybe a mailman or two. We Terians are a community and we stick together and maybe humans should learn from that because we >> Well, should we neuter it? You don't know the problem with so many straightens around.

[00:02:47]>> Okay, I'm cured. And I even felt like starting a heteronormative family. Just a face, fam.

[00:02:53]>> Thank god.

[00:02:54]>> How long do these faces last? Look at this other [ __ ] 30 and still emo. My bangs are according to hide my tears.

[00:03:01]>> Yeah, that one you can cast straight.

[00:03:05]>> Jose, mom and dad want to talk to you for a moment.

[00:03:10]>> Sure. What's wrong, >> son? I was cleaning your room and accidentally saw the box with a lock that you keep under your bed. Without meaning to, I accidentally guessed the combination, which I happened to find while reading your diary. By accident.

[00:03:26]And then I opened it and found this again by accident.

[00:03:33]>> A ring light for recording yourself with your phone.

[00:03:38]Damn it.

[00:03:38]>> Let me explain it.

[00:03:39]>> Explain yourself. Look what you've done to your mother. Don't raise your voice at him, Reuben. I bet it's not even his.

[00:03:45]You're holding it for a friend, aren't you?

[00:03:50]>> Mom, Dad, >> I'm an influencer.

[00:03:55]>> No, no, no, no, no.

[00:03:57]>> That's not true. It's not.

[00:03:59]>> It's the truth.

[00:04:00]>> Don't talk nonsense. We didn't raise you for that.

[00:04:02]>> No.

[00:04:02]>> I have 200,000 followers.

[00:04:04]>> No, no, NO, NO.

[00:04:07]>> IT'S THAT GUY'S FAULT. YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH THE COLORED HAIR. Don't talk that way about T-Rex 43.

[00:04:12]>> Listen to yourself. You don't talk like that, my son. It's your buddy. It's your buddies who are influencing you in the wrong way.

[00:04:18]>> I'm the one who influences them.

[00:04:20]>> But you could have fooled me.

[00:04:22]>> Don't be such an influencer phobic.

[00:04:24]We're just normal people like everyone else. The only difference is that we have the verified check mark next to our names.

[00:04:30]>> I forbid you from using my family's last name and your username. I don't want to see it there. Do you hear me?

[00:04:36]>> What am I supposed to tell my friends now?

[00:04:39]Look, look what you've done to your poor mother.

[00:04:42]>> How embarrassing.

[00:04:45]>> I didn't mean to be this way, but it's just the way I am.

[00:04:49]>> Oh my god.

[00:04:51]>> Look, Jose, there's a place where they could, well, I'm not even sure how to say it, but they could help you fix things. Maybe even make things better.

[00:04:58]>> Do you want to take me to an uninfluencer clinic?

[00:05:01]>> No, to university.

[00:05:03]>> Look what happened. Because you didn't use this.

[00:05:06]>> Here I am.

[00:05:06]>> But just listen. If you read the Holy Bible, it talks about engineers and doctors, not influencers.

[00:05:13]>> Did you ever consider not being an influencer?

[00:05:16]>> Yes, I tried it.

[00:05:19]At first, I just watched other influencers do their thing in social media. Then I started commenting on their posts.

[00:05:28]>> Oh my god.

[00:05:29]>> And one day, someone gave me a like.

[00:05:33]Just a simple like.

[00:05:36]But I swear I've never felt so complete in my entire life.

[00:05:41]>> Oh no.

[00:05:42]>> Then I started a channel in YouTube, followed by Instagram, then Tik Tok >> and Facebook.

[00:05:50]>> What? No. I'm an influencer, not a grandma sharing tweety memes and blessing her friends.

[00:05:55]>> That's enough. I swear on my mother's grave, I will never ever give you a single damn like. I will never follow you in my life. And from now on, I declare myself your hater.

[00:06:05]>> Why can't you really accept me for who I am?

[00:06:08]>> Because I love you.

[00:06:14]>> If you become an influencer, you'll definitely get cancelled one day.

[00:06:19]And I honestly wouldn't be able to stand going onto a social media platform and seeing you trending for some stupid mistake that anyone else could have made. But because you're an influencer, no one will give you any grace. Instead, everyone, and I mean everyone, will rush to cancel you just to relish in your downfall and enjoy your tragedy for their own media satisfaction and entertainment.

[00:06:43]But I have a community that always has my back and won't leave me alone.

[00:06:47]>> A community. There are those who call themselves YouTubers, streamers, gay >> gay gamers, and there are also some who call themselves content creators because they haven't really figured out what they are yet.

[00:06:59]>> We need to keep an open mind, Reuben, and support our son.

[00:07:06]>> We're proud of you, Jose.

[00:07:09]Go ahead and fulfill your damn [ __ ] destiny.

[00:07:12]>> Thank you.

[00:07:14]>> That's enough.

[00:07:15]>> I've got a lot of content to make.

[00:07:23]Did you see the look on his face when I told him I was going to be his hater?

[00:07:29]>> This video is absolutely going viral on our new channel.

[00:07:32]>> And now we're going to tell Sebastian that we already know he's a >> For many years, the streamers with their sharp wit and incredible talent have won the hearts of the entire community. But everything changed when the true age platform fell and crashed. Today we are able to speak to one of them.

[00:07:51]>> Hello little creatures of the Lord.

[00:07:59]My name's Ruben Meladoblas. They call me Tbus.

[00:08:02]>> Tell us Turbous what happened when the true each platform shut down.

[00:08:06]>> All right. I tried to go back to posting on YouTube but it just wasn't the same.

[00:08:13]Watching Turbous videos is so last season. Now what's really trending is part 875 of Skibbiddy Toilet.

[00:08:19]>> Yes, of course, Turbous. This was the golden age of the whole internet.

[00:08:24]>> We heard that you moved away from Andor.

[00:08:26]Why is that?

[00:08:27]>> Bad climate.

[00:08:28]>> Freeze. We've caught YOU DEGENERATE. GET OUT OF PANDORA.

[00:08:31]>> My dad made me sell all my belongings.

[00:08:33]But thank the heavens the little cheddar I had left is now in a safe investment.

[00:08:38]But what do you mean bambitcoins have crashed? Dude, I don't give a [ __ ] My damn investments are there, [ __ ] I feel like you don't give a [ __ ] What should I do? And if you don't tell me what to do, you're out, [ __ ] Just in case you know of any jobs. Suzu, subscribe and give it a like if you really feel it.

[00:08:56]>> Look, son, if you don't study, you'll end up like this.

[00:08:59]>> Well, Wilson, at least we still have each other.

[00:09:02]>> How much for the cat?

[00:09:02]>> Then, in his utter desperation, he had to ask for help from some of his past acquaintances. I couldn't help him. As you see, I have been arrested. Since there were no more streamers to pin them down into fights, I started to organize it with animals. How could I know they had so many more rights than influencers? But well, not everything's so bad. So now I do the king's league inside the prison.

[00:09:30]How could I help him? I also didn't end up well. You see, insulting people really used to work for me on Truage. In the real life, well, not so much. You are a big loser. You really think this is only a game? Nothing is just a game.

[00:09:44]Go ask LeBron James if it's only a game.

[00:09:46]You damn ignorant piece of [ __ ] For me, this is not a game.

[00:09:49]>> Mama, the coach just yelled at me.

[00:09:52]>> You piece of [ __ ] But thank God I've managed to find a job that pays quite well, especially if you insult them. If you want me to spit and insult you, it will cost you double.

[00:10:04]>> I finally found my place.

[00:10:06]I can see you there, piece of [ __ ] Where's my €20, you [ __ ] piece of trash?

[00:10:10]>> And after that, did you try to work on any other areas or projects?

[00:10:14]>> I tried construction, hoping my years of Minecraft experience would help.

[00:10:18]>> 74 families dead was the cost of trusting the supposed architect Ruben Meloblas.

[00:10:22]>> Seen him in his videos made him look so trustworthy.

[00:10:26]>> But tell us after all of this, how are you feeling?

[00:10:30]>> Happy. Definitely I'm feeling very happy. Poverty does have its charm. It has made me appreciate the simplest little things in life like loving my family, my friends, Mangal, Lexby, Vegeta, and Wilson. I've even forgotten who I was before.

[00:10:48]>> TRISH IS FINALLY BACK.

[00:10:50]>> SEE YOU LATER, [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] Implant. What the [ __ ] I mean, lol. I dreamed Twitch was shutting down and Inufe TV made me a crappy video.

[00:11:01]>> All of that happened, you [ __ ] You owe me 20, you ass [ __ ] [ __ ]