People care too much about stuff that doesn't matter...

[00:00:00]For some reason, I'm being served a load of videos of people who stayed up till the early hours of the morning, I'd assume, to find out what Molly May's baby name was. Now, look, I don't mean to yuck someone else's yum, but I can't think of anything more pointless than doing that, but here's one of uh MANY EXAMPLES, >> SO if you can't tell from that scream uh that scream of absolute joy, and I don't know if I'm just miserable. Maybe I'm just a miserable bitter man at this point, but like it's so I know it's harmless. It's completely harmless, but it's so pointless. But the baby's name is Midas after the king who uh who touched stuff. And that stuff turned to gold.

[00:00:40]>> No, it's covered the band.

[00:00:45]>> She looks incredible. I cannot believe she had a baby a week ago. Look at her.

[00:00:49]>> You ready?

[00:00:51]>> I feel like she's there.

[00:00:53]>> The thing is, right, okay, look, as people, we all care about things that ultimately do not matter. But I'm an Arsenal season ticket holder. I've been going to pretty much every home game for years and years. I very much care about that football club. If that football club got relegated down into the Vanorama North division, would that impact my actual life in any way whatsoever? No. But I'm not going to go hungry. I'm not going to lose the house.

[00:01:18]Like nothing is going to happen in my life if something bad happens to that football club. It will make me very, very, very sad indeed. But ultimately, it's completely inconsequential to the rest of my life. And I think not to get too deep too early into this video. I've only been filming for like 2 minutes, but I think as people, we ultimately need something that doesn't really matter that really matters to us.

[00:01:38]However, on that same note, the I cannot think of anything more pointless than caring about this like the name of the baby of someone who was on Love Island like 7 years ago.

[00:01:49]>> He knows he's going to >> introduce it 100y.

[00:01:56]>> She looks nervous. Why does she look nervous? She looks like me during the Champions League final penalty shootout.

[00:02:03]Why is she Why is she nervous? And I know this has exactly as much impact on her life as the Champions League final had on mine. It It doesn't affect my life in any way whatsoever really. I get banted a lot now. I got a lot of texts that made me very angry, but past that, it didn't impact my life in any way. But it's I don't know. It's so silly.

[00:02:22]>> Watch it fill the >> I'm like, is the song a hint? Yeah. Turn it up. Turn it up. Turn it up.

[00:02:34]>> Is he going to have >> I reckon the G I don't know. He might walk out of it on. Look at him long in it though.

[00:02:39]>> Yeah.

[00:02:40]>> He's so dramatic with it on the back of it.

[00:02:42]>> I don't know. He's so dramatic with it.

[00:02:44]Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[00:02:45]>> Done that.

[00:02:47]>> MEN, >> I don't think I've ever cared about anything that much in my life. I I I can't remember the last time I I mean it was probably when Arsenal won I know I'm talking about football a lot but that's just because it kind of ties to the topic of today's video. Probably when Arsenal won the Premier League is when I last reacted like that and before then I have absolutely no [ __ ] idea what the comments saying. How can another person's life mean this much? I mean yeah true. Like how can another person who oh like it's a she doesn't even really do anything. I know she's got like a YouTube channel and she has like an Amazon Prime show. Don't know who the [ __ ] watching that. Yeah. I I it's kind of parasocial in a way, isn't it?

[00:03:30]One of the top comments is met I expected something good like the the idea of I mean it is basically contentified their baby names but the idea of seeing someone's baby name a name that a child is going to have to go through their whole life using and being referred to as they people see that as content now.

[00:03:54]Wait, 20 lit and finding out Molly May's baby name at the club. Have fun.

[00:04:00]What are you? I know. Look, I'm I am definitely yucking someone's yum here, but I don't care. This is tragic. Look at that. Look at little look of joy.

[00:04:07]That was That was delight on her face there at finding out the name of someone else's baby, but she doesn't even know.

[00:04:13]Like, if my closest friend or relative told me the name of their child, I don't know if I'm just like a miserable old man, but I would not give a [ __ ] I wouldn't really care. Yeah, I'd be like, "Oh, that's nice. That's cool." Yeah.

[00:04:25]No, cool. I don't really [ __ ] care.

[00:04:27]>> We are just about to find out what Molly May and Tommy Fury's baby name is. He is just about to come on.

[00:04:31]>> That's so exciting. I bet you're right.

[00:04:33]I mean, I wish I could go back to before I found out what Molly May and Tyson, Is it Tyson? No, it's not Tyson Fury. Tyson Fury is the big bold one. Tommy, I wish I could go back to before when I found out what Molly May and Tommy Fury's second child was going to be called off.

[00:04:49]Just to be that excited again, to feel that sort of giddiness. So, let's just check the boxers as fast as we can. Are they called boxers? Are they called briefs? What are they called? Boxing shorts.

[00:04:58]>> I don't know why I feel like this right now. Like, I think it might be because I've had two bottles of filler, but I'm excited.

[00:05:04]>> Are you not?

[00:05:05]>> I don't know. I think that's quite I know I I said like that we have to have things that uh don't matter that matter to us. But this is so parasocial and pointless. I'm sorry. Like, this is too pointless to care about. But it's not just Molly May and Tommy Fury's baby name that people pointlessly care about.

[00:05:23]There's a whole load of things that people point care about. For example, I have found this account of this woman.

[00:05:28]Uh she's called Charmmy to you. And I swear she's made about 100 videos about Brooklyn Beckham. Bear in mind this is clearly a woman who's maybe in her 40s.

[00:05:38]Should definitely have better things to be doing, but she isn't doing them.

[00:05:41]She's She's sat here berating. Not berating, just being really condescending towards Brooklyn Beckham.

[00:05:48]I'm guessing over the feud with his family. Who actually [ __ ] cares? I'm sorry if you care about the Beckham's family feud. I actually think of you as less than me. Sorry. Sorry.

[00:05:58]>> Oh, hello Brooklyn.

[00:06:00]>> You're probably wondering why I'm watching the FIFA World Cup 2026 from home.

[00:06:04]>> Not really. I was just wondering what I was going to have for my dinner, but I'm sure you'll tell us anyway.

[00:06:08]>> Well, yes. He's clearly in like an ad or promotional video for something. This isn't a video message to you. Like the thing is like she does all these videos as if Brooklyn Beckham is sending a video message to her. And I understand it's supposed to be kind of like I don't know, Gen X funny or whatever, but it's just like really condescending mumsy stuff. It's It's really like weird. It's like she's got this one-sided condescending parasocial relationship with David Beckham's son. It's really [ __ ] odd.

[00:06:35]>> It's a long story.

[00:06:36]>> A long story is it? I think it's one of these is either a Nicola won't let you go or b you're not going because your DAD'S THERE.

[00:06:43]>> WHO CARES? Who cares? Why do you care?

[00:06:47]Why are you all up in like a 23y old's business? Don't you have better things to be doing?

[00:06:52]>> And C, will you've got nothing to do with football, mate? Except for your dad, and you're not talking to him. So, I think I'll just think about what I'm going to have for dinner. Okay.

[00:07:03]>> Oops. Someone's gone off in a half.

[00:07:06]This is so [ __ ] But she posts so many videos about this guy. It's really weird. It's as if like he's a son that she hates. Look how many [ __ ] videos.

[00:07:16]Like one, two, three, four, five. I think that's five. Is that No, I don't know. Five. Six. I think that's him.

[00:07:24]That looks like him. Seven. Eight. No.

[00:07:26]And look, I know he's like a kind of cringe nepo baby that jumps from thing to thing to thing without really like being good at any of it. Like, have any of you seen his uh photography book? And I think it's like a photo of a rhino.

[00:07:38]It's just really crap. And like his cooking videos, it it's like it's pretty pretentious and crap, but there's not really much to say beyond that. He seems all right. I'm not going to take any noses of whatever the family drama is cuz ultimately I don't care. Like, it's just none of my business. Yeah, this this elephants in Kenya so hard to photograph, but incredible to see. It's just like the worst photo of an elephant maybe ever taken.

[00:08:05]>> Look at all the effort that Nicola went to for Brooklyn's birthday.

[00:08:07]>> Why do you care?

[00:08:09]>> That's so cool.

[00:08:11]>> And Brooklyn used his favorite word to show how happy he was.

[00:08:14]>> Why are you nitpicking this guy? He used his favorite. What? Cool.

[00:08:21]>> Anyone noticed that weird noise?

[00:08:23]>> What are you doing? What are you actually doing with your life, man? Come on. Oh, it's so funny. Like, why does she care? He's just that it's the most innocent video ever. His girlfriend's got it put up some balloons or whatever and bought him a big cake for his birthday and she's nitpicking every single little thing he does. Come on, Auntie. Put the phone down.

[00:08:48]Oh, it's it's a box of donuts. It's still really really nice. I don't know anything about this couple, nor do I wish to learn anything about this couple. But that seems like a nice gesture. It's just so funny how this like 45 50y old woman is taking such issue with with this couple that are like in their early 20s and are also both millionaires and oh my god all the comments seem to be from like equally as miserable middle-aged women. She's a millionaire and gives him a box of donuts. Would you expect her to get I'm sure she got him a gift. WHY YOU ALSO WHO CARES? WHY AM I WHY AM I ARGUING THIS? NO ONE CARES. THIS MUST HAVE BEEN the most depressing birthday I've ever seen. And I like donuts and I'm poor.

[00:09:29]What the [ __ ] are you talking about?

[00:09:30]Jesus Christ. So many people are so miserable and bitter. And look, as I said, I don't know what the [ __ ] this guy's done or who's on the right side of the family. AND I HONESTLY, I DON'T THINK IT'S IT'S for the public to say because ultimately the public most likely does not know the full truth. AND WHO CARES? Every family has drama. I don't see why this person and all these commenters have taken it upon themselves to like essentially berate this like 23 year old boy. I say boy, he is a man, but still >> I make a wish.

[00:10:00]>> Oh, look, a whole room full of donuts.

[00:10:06]>> I hope your wishes come true.

[00:10:08]>> Comment below what you think he's going to wish for.

[00:10:13]>> The pause. The pause. Oh, bless her. She doesn't know how to record social media videos properly. She don't know how to edit. This person has a cameo. So, who's getting cameos from her? How much she charging? How much is she charging? So, like if you're a business, you could book a book a business video from this person for 100 quid if you want. I guess to promote your business. I don't know.

[00:10:33]I don't know why you want to do that. I don't know. I just find it confusing like how someone like this gets to this point. Like imagine walking in on your mom filming several Tik Tok videos a week sort of like condescendingly passive aggressively having a go at Brooklyn Beckham and his wife. I think at that point it's time for the home.

[00:10:53]>> Sean in that BOOT IN THAT BOOT.

[00:10:56]>> This is another thing that loads of people I mean look I I watched one season of Love Island once. It was the one Molly May was on. I I tried to watch another season after that. They're all the same. all the seasons of Love Island. Once you've watched one, you've basically watched them all. So, I I genuinely don't understand how so many people get so excited about Love Island still IN THE BIG 26.

[00:11:15]>> OH, MY MOTHER.

[00:11:16]>> I THINK IT'S a big thing in America. I think that might be the answer to it.

[00:11:20]It's just a big thing in America still.

[00:11:22]>> I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT.

[00:11:23]>> HEY, SEAN WAS TOO GOOD OF A GUY. He was too sweet. He was He was too good of a guy, man. He wasn't built for this. But, uh, congratulations, Bryce.

[00:11:31]Congratulations to Casey. Casey personality coming through.

[00:11:35]>> Melanie is sincere. Hey. Hey.

[00:11:37]>> What are you doing? What you even I mean, look, obviously I don't know what he's talking about because I haven't seen this show. Still, what are you talking? You seem to care very deeply about this. And you know what? [ __ ] it.

[00:11:45]I respect it. I don't care. Sorry.

[00:11:48]Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Reality Bar reacts to the Love Island USA. This is a packed bar. This is like in I've seen videos from the World Cup. They can't fill up these bars when the USA are playing. How the [ __ ] are they filling up these bars for the Love Island series 8 premiere?

[00:12:04]Oh, it's funny. I think it's a whole bar that revolves around like reality shows.

[00:12:07]It's called the reality bar, which is actually kind of a good idea. I mean, it seems to be working. They seem to have like a load of customers. That's a unique idea as well. A really unique idea. I just I just think the concept of going, "Ah, you know what? I fancy a night out. Where am I going to go tonight? Oh, yeah. I'm going to go to the bar that shows Love Island.

[00:12:38]And look, I know this is the point of this whole video, and I know I've said that it's it's it's actually a good thing to care about things that don't matter, but who [ __ ] cares? Who like, these are people that you don't know that are getting into couples that will probably last like 2 weeks on the outside. Oh [ __ ] This is the reality bar reacting to you're sincere but you're not honest. We all know that big moment from Love Islands USA.

[00:13:06]>> He was in there to watch the football.

[00:13:07]He just wanted to watch the football.

[00:13:09]He's He saw screens. He thought there was going to be football. He's severely disappointed.

[00:13:20]I'm sorry. I I beg your [ __ ] pardon.

[00:13:23]So, so, so this was a So, this is the section of the video where we talk about people that are obsessed with the royal family. This is not what I expected from the first clip. How King George is like 12. Not King George, Prince George even.

[00:13:35]Yeah, he's 12 years old. What is you nuns? What are you talking about?

[00:13:40]>> Prince Lou is going to show us everything Prince Harry could have been.

[00:13:43]Just the funny, lovable guy.

[00:13:45]>> What is wrong with you? I'm sorry that like what are the comments saying? I can't speak that way about a child, but if a man posted this about young girls.

[00:13:52]Yeah. Oh my god. Imagine imagine like a 30 something year old man. He just goes on Tik Tok and makes a video about I don't know what like any of the royals are called but like a young royal girl.

[00:14:00]Like imagine if he he went on Tik Tok a video about a young one of the royal girls and said she's going to grow up to be well fit. I mean both are [ __ ] dreadful. What is What is this person thinking? This has been up for over a year. Surely if you're stupid enough to post something like this as soon as you get the first comment that goes, "Oh, this is this is actually a bit weird.

[00:14:18]This is a bit nonsy." You take it down.

[00:14:20]>> Hello hello. It's your friend Rob Shooters. The sources tell me exclusively that >> Okay. Right. So, this guy has got an exclusive for us. Meghan Markle fuming over Prince Harry's NBA seating snub.

[00:14:32][ __ ] hell, ROB. OH, YOU'RE BRINGING YOU'RE BRINGING US THE SCOOP. MEGHAN MARKLE IS FUMING OVER Prince Harry's NBA seating snub. Oh, I never thought I'd see the day. I never thought I'd see the day. This completely changes the trajectory of my life. Megan Markle is livid that Prince Harry was stuck in the eighth row at the NV.

[00:14:54]>> Was she? I don't Who is this guy?

[00:14:58]This whole account seems to be just like who every single video is something that most of the population would look at and go, "Oh my god, who [ __ ] cares?" Like exclusive Norah O'Donnell emerges as CBS News's big winner. Who the Who's even Who is that? Exclusive. A-ob reaches out to JLo after split with girlfriend he never got over.

[00:15:21]Come on.

[00:15:21]>> A final game. Hello Derby, my little doggy. She was not happy at all about this. So insiders say that there were a lot of celebrities on the front row courtside Timothy Shalomé. We also saw Ben Stiller. Harry surprisingly was at the game. Nobody's exactly sure why he was there. However, he was stuck on.

[00:15:42]Okay, look, I'm sorry, but people who care about like nonsense celebrity gossip I I genuinely see as lower than like into like I'm I'm not even a clever guy. I got kicked out of school at 15 cuz I was too stupid. That's not a joke.

[00:15:55]I had to leave my school before sick form because I was too stupid to go back or at least I didn't get the grades to go back. I I'm not a clever guy. But I see anyone who cares about this sort of thing so much intellectually lower than me. And I think I'm right in thinking that. I don't think I'm a bad person in thinking that.

[00:16:14]>> So Megan Markle is reportedly blaming Prince Harry for all their financial problems now.

[00:16:20]>> Oh, I think it's right. Like most likely none unless they have like the worst friend group in the world, none of this is true. Like unless their friend group is constantly leaking things about them, which I very much doubt is happening.

[00:16:33]I'm sure there's stories that come out like this every day. Like, oh, insiders in Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's life say this. I guarantee like 90% of this [ __ ] is just completely made up to keep these nonsense slop accounts going >> and is telling him that he needs to step up financially. Oh, this is rich because wasn't she the one who convinced him to walk away from the royal family? His >> Why do you care?

[00:16:58]Why do you care? I'm sorry. You're insane if you care about this [ __ ] You're [ __ ] mental. And also, she's like arguing with a hypothetical here.

[00:17:08]She's like, "OH, YEAH. I HEARD THAT THIS MAYBE apparently happened. This maybe apparently was said." Right. You just made a How long is this video? You made a minute and a half long video about complete hearsay. That is most likely not true. Right now, I've got something to show you that's a little bit different. I don't know if it necessarily falls into the category of people caring about things that don't matter. Actually, it definitely is. So, my mate has been put in a WhatsApp group where uh people just send photos of celebrities that they've seen out and about, and it's really weird and creepy.

[00:17:39]So, first up, we have someone taking a sneaky picture of Francis Bourgeoir on the train. Fred again at the Lord Clyde in Suffuk. Very cool. I don't know if these people necessarily count as celebrities, but Kate and Jerry Macan.

[00:17:52]Very interesting. Joey Essex at Kensington Rooftop Garden. This is so weird. It's so creepy. I don't care if they're famous. It's creepy to take pictures without them knowing and then send it into a a WhatsApp group full of other people that are sneaking pictures of famous people. Jim Skin in Bazewater.

[00:18:08]What's this? This is Tommy Touch. I can tell by the back of his head. Yeah, that's Tommy Touch just filming Tommy Touch at the airport. This Oh my god.

[00:18:17]Ellie Ross from the Traitors in Box.

[00:18:19]They've snaked this picture as they're crossing the road. Well, I'm going to leave it there for this video. Let me know the thing that you care about that doesn't really matter in the comments.

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