Expensive Machine Fails | Instant Regret

Ajouté : 2026-05-28

[00:00:07]WOAH! OH, NO!

[00:00:09]OH, JEEZ.

[00:00:30]WATCH OUT. WATCH OUT.

[00:01:04]MINE. MINE.

[00:01:37]>> [laughter] >> I caught that up.

[00:02:12]>> [laughter] >> Alexis Play Dean Martin.

[00:02:19]My name [clears throat] isn't Alexis.

[00:02:22]What is it?

[00:02:24]What's your name?

[00:02:26]Alexis, play Dean Martin.

[00:02:29]Alexia Alexia, Lex.

[00:02:35]Hey Lex, Lexa.

[00:02:54]You want this?

[00:02:55]No. Do it. Do it. Do it.

[00:02:58]OH MY GOD.

[00:03:00]>> [laughter] >> OH, HELL YEAH.

[00:03:03]THAT'S HOW I like mine. [laughter] Oh my god. Are we getting OUR MONEY BACK?

[00:03:39]OKAY. OKAY.

[00:03:41]JAMIE'S LIKE crying right now.

[00:03:44]No, BUT LOOK IT'S MELTING.

[00:04:13]>> HUH.

[00:04:14]OKAY.

[00:04:23]>> [laughter] >> ON THE TOP, YOU DON'T NEED to pedal.

[00:05:23]Why, Jess? [laughter] >> Hold on, Gabby.

[00:06:09]Have some fun.

[00:06:14]Oh, cool. Cool.

[00:06:23]Gosh.

[00:06:25]Take it out. Now, this is stolen and I don't want to bring it down.

[00:06:49]>> [snorts] >> Open it back up. OPEN IT BACK UP.

[00:07:10]GET AWAY FROM IT. GET AWAY FROM IT.

[00:07:21]GO TO THE UH TO THE NEXT ONE.

[00:07:25]I'VE NEVER BEEN TO THAT ONE.

[00:07:28]NO, I know.

[00:07:29]WATCH IT, GABBY. GABBY, WATCH IT. WATCH IT. WATCH IT.

[00:07:31]>> [screaming] >> GABBY, LOOK AT THE THING.

[00:07:37]WOAH.

[00:07:38]WOAH, HEY, MY PHONE, my phone, my phone.

[00:07:40]OSCAR.

[00:07:41]OSCAR.

[00:07:48]WHY YOU BURNING?

[00:07:52][ __ ] BLOOD.

[00:07:57]>> [screaming] >> OH, [ __ ] I MISSED HER.

[00:08:14]ANY LAST WORDS?

[00:08:16]NONE.

[00:08:19]OH!

[00:08:21]>> [screaming] >> OH!

[00:08:46]ALEXA, I NEED MEDICAL assistance immediately.

[00:08:52]I added medical assistance immediately to your shopping list.

[00:08:57]What are you doing?

[00:08:59]Warming up my burrito cuz we have no electricity.

[00:09:02]>> GOD, YOU'RE CRAZY.

[00:09:05]HURRY, HURRY!

[00:09:06]>> [laughter] >> YES! YES!

[00:09:13]I SWEAR TO GOD, ALL I WAS DOING was blow drying my hair and I lost the back of it and it's now stuck. My hair is stuck in a hair dryer. Oh my god, it's actually stuck.

[00:09:24]Ow!

[00:09:24]I can't GET IT OUT.

[00:09:39]HUH.

[00:10:08]>> Hey Siri, call dad.

[00:10:24]NO, NO.

[00:10:26]Oh my gosh, BOONE.

[00:10:53]GET SOME MORE KALE HAPPENING.

[00:10:56]OH, it unplugged itself.

[00:10:58]It's still going. IT'S NOT EVEN PLUGGED IN.

[00:11:00]>> [crying] [laughter] >> OKAY, HOLD IT BACK TO FROM IN VIEW.

[00:12:00]NO.

[00:12:02]WHAT WAS THAT?

[00:12:04]YOUR TABLET.

[00:12:14]>> [laughter] [laughter] >> ALEXA, how much snow will we receive today?

[00:12:29]It's snowing right now.

[00:12:32]Alexa, how much sugar is in a cup of milk chocolate?

[00:12:39]One cup of chocolate milk has 24 grams of sugar.

[00:12:42]>> Choc- milk Never mind.

[00:12:45]Hey guys, welcome back to my YouTube channel.

[00:12:47]Today, um I'm going to take a photo.

[00:12:52]I broke Mama's phone on accident.

[00:13:13]Grab it.

[00:13:17]>> [laughter] >> Is it not done?

[00:13:39]>> After the beep, say a command.

[00:13:42]Home.

[00:13:44]Bowling. Navigate. Unable to select another POI category. Delete a currently selected POI.

[00:13:51]>> After the beep, say a command. Home.

[00:13:56]University.

[00:13:57]>> Navigate. Unable to select another After the beep, say a command.

[00:14:25]LET GO.

[00:14:48]KIPPENUKER.

[00:14:51]CHICKEN >> [laughter] >> WHAT'S THIS? [clears throat] What do you mean what is it? That's a damn phone. What do you mean what is it?

[00:15:11]>> How do you use it? What do you mean how do you use it, Erin? It got letters on it like you can text, but you can't text on it. You can't text on that damn phone. You ain't never seen a phone before. That's all that damn technology.

[00:15:23]How?

[00:15:25]You dial the numbers, Erin. What do you mean?

[00:15:28]YOU GOT TO DIAL THE NUMBER. It's a phone.

[00:15:34]EMMA.

[00:15:35]EMMA.

[00:15:56]>> [cheering] >> GET OUT OF THE THING. IT COST ALL THAT MONEY ON MY PHONE. WHY DID YOU DO IT? I JUST DID IT. BUY ME A NEW PHONE.

[00:16:20]>> [laughter] >> OH, MY LORD.

[00:16:26]I think this guy snapped.

[00:16:48]That's a good Beautiful.

[00:16:50]When you going to put THE ZEBRA ON?

[00:16:59]>> [panting] >> LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT HAVE WORKED.

[00:17:18]>> [laughter] >> WELL, YOU DID IT.

[00:17:24]>> [laughter] >> HE DON'T EVEN KNOW.

[00:17:46]OH, HE DON'T EVEN KNOW.

[00:17:49]OH.

[00:17:51]MY CLOTHES FALL OFF.

[00:18:04]HEY GOOGLE, play Nervo.

[00:18:09]I understand playing Nervo on Spotify.

[00:18:11]Hey Google, play Nervo, Leo and and mean the voice of twins. [laughter] I understood playing Nervo, LEO >> [laughter] >> NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. NERVO, play Nervo.

[00:18:33]I understood playing Nervo.

[00:18:34]>> [snorts] >> Is that right?

[00:18:43]Oh, Jesus. Oh, [ __ ] Huh?

[00:18:58]The [ __ ] this is.

[00:19:04]>> [laughter] >> I would get a [ __ ] the ball.

[00:19:15]>> [snorts] >> It's all grass here. You're fine.

[00:19:32]I can catch >> [laughter] >> I'm so cold. I'm so cold. I'm going to have a hot chocolate.

[00:20:17]Oh, just Ready? I'm ready.

[00:20:49]>> [music] >> Alexa, stop.

[00:21:00]I couldn't find any enabled video skills that can do that.

[00:21:04]Go to the Alexa app to manage your video skills and devices.

[00:21:07]>> Alexa.

[00:21:08]Alexa, dismiss the alarm.

[00:21:11]Your alarm is not set.

[00:21:17]Alexa, stop making that noise.

[00:21:23]Oh.

[00:21:26]>> [laughter] >> Oh my gosh.

[00:21:35]>> [screaming] >> Alexa.

[00:21:54]Oh, no.

[00:21:58]>> [laughter] >> No.

[00:22:09]Oh, that killed y'all.

[00:22:28]I'm going to wash this off my neck.

[00:22:30]Um, the slim set will solidify.

[00:22:33]>> [snorts] >> This is what it looks like going in your stomach.

[00:22:40]That's all over my lap.

[00:22:54]>> [snorts] >> It's not working, I guess.

[00:23:09]Did you behave today?

[00:23:12]Are you making noise for Daddy? I need to tickle you.

[00:23:14]You're ready?

[00:24:12]Let's go, BUDDY.

[00:24:15]>> [screaming] [music] [music]