I WOULD COLLAPSE #shorts

Added: 2026-05-18

[00:00:06]OH, HELL NO. HELL, THAT THING IS BIGGER THAN SOME BLOODY IKEA FURNITURE. AND SHE'S WALKING IT AROUND LIKE SHE'S JUST BOUGHT A CARPET IN BLOODY NEXT DOOR OR SOMETHING.

[00:00:18]THAT THING IS MASSIVE. THAT COULD LITERALLY CONSUME A WHOLE ICE CREAM VAN.

[00:00:24]AND YOU'RE SITTING THERE DRAGGING IT ALONG LIKE IT'S A BLOODY DEAD BODY, SHARON.

[00:00:29]I HAD NO idea that snakes get TO THAT SIZE. THAT IS LETHAL. THAT THING COULD SWALLOW ANYTHING. IT COULD WIN EVERY HOT DOG COMPETITION IN THE BLOODY PLANET.

[00:00:39]AND THE WAY SHE'S SITTING THERE LAUGHING, SHE CAN'T BELIEVE IT AND SHE'S THE ONE WHO'S BLOODY PICKED UP. I'M DONE. I'M DRIBBLING IN AREAS THAT I SHOULDN'T BE AND NOW I'M SCARED TO EVEN LOOK AT MY OWN GARDEN. That is crazy.

[00:00:51]Don't get me wrong, professional handling a snake, she knows what she's doing, OBVIOUSLY. ME WATCHING AS A VIEWER, HUH?

[00:00:57]>> [screaming] >> I COULD HAVE WATCHED THE FOOTBALL AND BEEN HAPPY WITH ME.