Resident Evil 4 On The PS2 Just Hits Different

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[00:00:20]Resident Evil 4.

[00:00:26]A he blew up. DON'T. NO, DON'T DON'T GET AWAY from me.

[00:00:30]>> Oh my god.

[00:00:33]>> Hey guys, it's Vash. Welcome back to RE4. You may notice that the screen looks different because uh I messed up.

[00:00:43]So, I haven't played Resident Evil on console in like 10 years, like probably even more than that, like 15. Um I haven't played it on console in forever.

[00:00:53]And when I was trying to get it to fit in 4x3, um, I didn't realize that the game has always been in this letter boxed style, like this letter spot letter box look. I I completely forgot that that's just how the game is. So, when I tried to fit it, I squeezed it in there and it looked a little off.

[00:01:13]Someone mentioned that it looked off and I dug into it and yes, it was off. So, um, you guys don't know what I see because what you guys see is not what I see. And I'm going to put on screen right now how it looks like when I'm playing the game. So, that's what it looks like. Itty bitty little square on my screen. I can't see anything.

[00:01:34]So, then I make it big for you guys so you can actually see it. So, uh, yeah, about that. I got it fixed. All right. I got it fixed. I I don't think I've played Ari on console since like 2010 or something like it's it's been forever. So, just getting that out there just to let you guys know. That's why it's looking different. It always had those black bars and I didn't remember and since I've been playing the PC version, um it does not have those bars. So, but yeah, just wanted to show you guys what what we got going on. But I hope you guys are all doing wonderful, doing great.

[00:02:13]Um, being saucy, special. Let me turn my mic up a little bit. Let me turn my audio up. I can't hear. You guys doing awesome? You doing great? Let me know what you got going on right now. You out there saving lives, making the planet a better place, being musty, you know, just the things that you do, the things you do, baby.

[00:02:33]Also, I had to do a lot of tweaking to get this game to not just look like absolute just just ass. Like, this game is really dark. And I used my recorder to to lighten it up, but it made it very gray. And then I noticed that you can just turn it up here. So, this this shit's got to be at plus 15 to be viewable, cuz other than that, everything is just black. It's just black. And you see his his the silver of his gun. And that's it. Aren't there supposed to be crusty dudes down here?

[00:03:08]Nice.

[00:03:11]It's just It's a mess, dog. It's a mess.

[00:03:13]It's a goddamn mess.

[00:03:16]But that's just uh the power of the PlayStation.

[00:03:20]>> Got something that might interest you.

[00:03:23]>> You got Wait a minute. You that big in there?

[00:03:27]Got a selection of >> you just start jing luck with the blue medallions kind of. I don't get the rest of them until we get to the church, right?

[00:03:36]>> What are you buying?

[00:03:38]>> Ah, TMP. Should we just buy the TMP? A lot of you guys said that we should mix it up. Someone was like, "You play this game so damn much, you might as well buy the TMP." And I'm like, you know what?

[00:03:47]>> What are you buying?

[00:03:48]>> You're [ __ ] right, dude. You are right. We should just buy it. I do play this too much.

[00:03:54]>> We should just buy it. I'm keeping that black bass. But we're going to slang these spindles, though.

[00:03:59]>> Is that old?

[00:04:00]>> I don't Does this ruby go into anything?

[00:04:03]This brass pocket watching is going anything.

[00:04:05]>> I don't know if that ruby I can't remember if that goes in anything.

[00:04:09]Y'all like that rifle with the bayonet?

[00:04:11]Somebody in the comment section said they always thought it was a bayonet.

[00:04:14]Thanks for looking out for me, dog. I know I wasn't the only one.

[00:04:17]>> What are you selling?

[00:04:18]>> I wasn't the only crazy guy.

[00:04:19]>> You're buying.

[00:04:21]>> Let me buy that TNB.

[00:04:22]>> Is that all? I guess. Man, I gotta make space here. Go over here.

[00:04:29]What we going to name him? Rupert.

[00:04:32]Oh, I'mma run out of I'm going run out of space.

[00:04:36]That's too many guns.

[00:04:41]Does it Doesn't matter.

[00:04:43]>> Thank you.

[00:04:44]>> It doesn't matter, dude. Too many weapons. C.

[00:04:47]>> What are you buying?

[00:04:49]>> What are you We going crack. Let's do How's our pistol doing? Firing speed, reload speed. That would probably be moderately sexy to have those on there.

[00:05:03]At least reload speed, right?

[00:05:04]>> Is that Thank you.

[00:05:07]>> I want to put this capacity up to 50.

[00:05:09]What are we at? 30. Let's do that. 50.

[00:05:12]>> Thank you.

[00:05:13]>> Uh maybe we should do that.

[00:05:16]>> Not enough.

[00:05:17]>> Come on, man. Come on, man. Just Just put your nipples in it.

[00:05:22]Put your nipples in it.

[00:05:25]Yeah. Hopefully it doesn't get too dark.

[00:05:26]But I mean, that's just how it was back in the day, man. That's how it was.

[00:05:30]That's how it be, baby. That's how it be.

[00:05:35]Ah, that [ __ ] is loading.

[00:05:40]Yeah. Hopefully you guys are all doing wonderful. Beautiful.

[00:05:43]Being moderately delicious.

[00:05:46]That [ __ ] ain't too dark, right? Are we good? We're good. I hope so. Are we good? For real? For real? Okay.

[00:05:55]I think we're good.

[00:05:59]I hope so.

[00:06:02]>> Oh [ __ ] Hey, you know what? I bought a new gun just to bust you wide open.

[00:06:12]Come here. Ain't nothing else, right? Oh [ __ ] Hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold up. All right. Oh my god, there's more.

[00:06:23]Stop it.

[00:06:29]You raggedy [ __ ] Did you grab my wife's ass about to break this bitch's back?

[00:06:44]Dude, she making gargoyle noises. You heard that? Slow down.

[00:06:52]Oh, she making gargle noises. You heard that?

[00:06:56]She making gargle noises.

[00:07:00]Damn. Our only weakness there. Shins.

[00:07:04]Oh, we got some rifle ammo though.

[00:07:07]Yeah, I'm looking. Uh, is this too dark? It's supposed to be dark. Let me see this.

[00:07:16]20. 20 might be too much.

[00:07:21]I don't see a damn difference. You know what?

[00:07:25]Give me a goddamn migraine. Hold on.

[00:07:30]I'm just trying to make sure y'all can see cuz like I can see, but when I check the recorder, like the screen that shows me what I'm recording, it's much darker.

[00:07:40]But that screen is also just dark in general. Is that how that looks? That's impossible. It can't be that dark. Is it that dark?

[00:07:51]Ain't no way. Is that dark?

[00:08:07]Are you sure?

[00:08:09]Okay, I'll up it a little bit once it cuz we're in like a darker area, but it's going to get even darker, dude.

[00:08:19]It's going to get even darker.

[00:08:23]I mean, you guys hoped for this. You guys wish for this, man. What are you talking about?

[00:08:29]Should have just let me put the gamma up. Should have just put the gamma up.

[00:08:38]I think he just said we had to do 10, right?

[00:08:42]Maybe I should just put the gamma up like plus one.

[00:08:45]Maybe the dynamite god. Uh-oh.

[00:08:54]Nice.

[00:08:57]The only survivor There we go.

[00:09:10]>> The dynamite goddess.

[00:09:16]So, I had a whole ass grenade up there.

[00:09:24]>> What did I do? Did I just spawn a bunch of dudes?

[00:09:29]Oh, I did spawn a dude.

[00:09:33]Oh, I did spawn a grip. Dude, why' I do that? Why' I do that? I don't think I've ever shot that before.

[00:09:50]That hurt, didn't it?

[00:09:54]That reload speed is [ __ ] nasty, man.

[00:10:04]So, we were talking about VR RE4, right?

[00:10:06]We were talking about that. Somebody said that you can stream it to your like tablet or phone and then save it that way. And I got a mic.

[00:10:15]Oh, dude. This honey holy squirt nab me.

[00:10:17]Yo, you're dead. Hey, you're dead.

[00:10:20]Come on, man. You making it look You're making me look bad. You're supposed to when you don't act like it didn't hurt.

[00:10:28]Like you're sitting here faking that [ __ ] dude. You're supposed to make me look good. Your head bust off and you fall.

[00:10:36]Sitting here acting like nothing happened. He was like, "Oh, I was supposed to die. My bad."

[00:10:42]Back on that. Yeah. R4 VR.

[00:10:45]Are y'all sure this [ __ ] ain't too dark?

[00:10:55]It's looking it it's looking too dark.

[00:10:58]Yeah, I might have to.

[00:11:01]We'll see. I might pump up the do at least like one gamma in my uh my upscaler cuz we're doing that brightness at 15.

[00:11:12]But like it doesn't look like it's doing much. I just don't want to make it so bright that like when it's not dark, it's like so Brazilian blown out. You know what I mean?

[00:11:24]That it uh looks like it looks even [ __ ] worse. Oh [ __ ] You know what I mean? I don't want it to look worse. That guy's got a bomb and I don't have enough time or skill to stop him. So, I'm just going to with how sloppy my aim is tonight. I just need to do it enough to keep him.

[00:11:47]Okay. Is she gonna blow that guy?

[00:11:50]He's I mean, it's supposed to be dark, man.

[00:11:59]It's immersive. It's just that once the once we get to like the dark part of the village, if it's like unviewable, we might have to have a little bit of a talk. You know what I mean?

[00:12:14]Leon, have you reached the church yet?

[00:12:17]>> Uh, well, yeah, >> sort of.

[00:12:20]>> Leon, did I mention not to take the scenic route? At any rate, Ashley's probably inside that structure. Rescue her. Hurry.

[00:12:29]>> Why you you you [ __ ] you. What are you doing? What are you Why are you do Get off my ass. Leave me alone.

[00:12:38]Leave me alone.

[00:12:40]Get in there. Oh, wait. It won't open. I need a key.

[00:12:44]Who would have known?

[00:12:47]Higan, it's Leon. The door's locked. I can't get in.

[00:12:50]>> Didn't they teach you how to pick locks at the academy?

[00:12:53]>> Yeah, there's some sort of indentation like something might fit inside.

[00:12:57]>> Well, there's no use standing around, Leon. You have to find some way or something to get inside.

[00:13:05]>> Some way or something. Okay.

[00:13:09]All right.

[00:13:11]Okay.

[00:13:14]You know what? Let's do Let's Let's give it one gamma. Let's give it one gamma.

[00:13:21]See it down there? Gamma one. One.

[00:13:23]That's it. One. All we need is one. It's probably ain't enough. We'll see if it's too bright.

[00:13:33]>> We'll lower it in game. One. One. Just give it Uno. Uno.

[00:13:40]One gamma. Cuz I'm just paranoid that this shit's going to be way too dark.

[00:13:44]Cuz these old like retro games, especially the survival horror ones, they were like, "Oh, it's going to be dark and scary. That's code for like you can't see [ __ ] dude.

[00:13:56]We're not going back. We're not going back to the times to the dark ages, literally.

[00:14:03]Let me hit that though."

[00:14:06]Okay, now going back to the dark ages. I've lived through it. I don't want to go back.

[00:14:19]A snake in here, huh?

[00:14:22]I knew you, [ __ ] Closer of the church. That [ __ ] closed.

[00:14:27]Regarding the two fugitives, the apprehension of Lewis is our top priority. The American agent is a distant second. Distant. And what Louis stole from us is far more important than the girl. Unless we get it back, the girl will become useless. Thus, we must get it back to execute our plan to the end. If it gets in the wrong hands, the world would become a totally different place that Lord Sadler has envisioned.

[00:14:44]What Lord at all costs, we mustn't let that happen. Nevertheless, we're not letting go of the girl. To ensure that the agent does not get to her, I have locked the church door where the girl is being held. Anyone who who needs access to church must first get approval by Lord Sadler. There's a key beyond the lake, but it should be safe now that Delago has been awakened by our lord. No one will ever get across the lake alive.

[00:15:06]Plus, our same blood quarts through the agent's veins. It'll be a matter of time before he joins us. Once he does, there would be nobody left that will come looking for the girl. You know what I find funny? This is the second time where we had a key missing and some some genius left the piece of paper that tells you exactly where the key is and where you need to go so you can continue. Do you think if they weren't [ __ ] stupid and leaving stuff around like that that Leon would not figure out where to go? You see how big that damn egg was?

[00:15:36]Like, do you think do you think Leon would have been like, "Man, where the [ __ ] is that key?"

[00:15:45]Nah, he wouldn't have because there's only one way to go.

[00:15:49]Then you eventually find it.

[00:15:52]Still funny though. We're missing one. I think it's in the Let me see.

[00:16:00]Oh, it's over there. Okay, let's go back and get it. Might as well end it out. It ain't no fibing.

[00:16:08]I really do hope this isn't recording as dark. I know that one monitor that I have my preview on is a little bit darker, but it still makes me paranoid cuz that's just going more [ __ ] I'm going to have to fix later if it ends up being too dark.

[00:16:25]But it's fine. It's all right, man. I'm sure y'all don't give a [ __ ] right?

[00:16:29]Y'all don't care.

[00:16:32]It don't matter. None of this, man. It don't matter. It don't matter. We're playing RE4 PS [ __ ] 2, man. We our our standards were left at the door.

[00:16:44]Speaking of stuff being left at the door, for some reason my PlayStation does this thing where like I'll boot up a game, but then I'll forget to put it in progressive mode, but then I have to reboot it and then the [ __ ] won't read the disc.

[00:16:59]My PS2 is so sassy, man. It just does.

[00:17:01]It just gets mad at me. It doesn't want to work.

[00:17:06]It's like, why you reset me? You see me playing this [ __ ] Why you do that? You know what? I'm gonna [ __ ] not read the disc or tell you that I do read the disc and then reset to the damn PS2 menu like four times before. No, I'll work when I want cuz it did that to me right before we started recording. Is that I had to reset it and then it gave me a disc read error.

[00:17:31]I'm out of bullets.

[00:17:33]And then it just kept saying like, "Yeah, the disc is in there." You hit play, screen will go black. Then it'll just go back to the PS2 menu.

[00:17:42]You [ __ ] You read the damn disc. Who do I pay you for?

[00:17:49]Speaking of which, let's get some pistol ammo. Huh?

[00:17:53]Cuz I'm out.

[00:17:56]Nice. It's a lot of mi mi. You a fan of them mi.

[00:18:04]Reload. Reload. Reload.

[00:18:09]Ah, yes.

[00:18:21]Flash grenade. Really? Not a single goddamn pistol bullet.

[00:18:26]Not a not a smidgen. Not a morsel.

[00:18:29]Nothing. They have a [ __ ] Bunch of money though.

[00:18:35]Looks like this gate secret. Secure secret secret. Securely shut. Wait, I can hear something growling on the other side.

[00:18:42]Yeah, Leon. Me too. Me too.

[00:18:48]Think I had gun ammo. Thank god.

[00:18:53]This game is punishing me because I'm just prioritizing body shots. You want to know why it makes me miss it? I've played so much remake 4.

[00:19:03]I've played so much remake 4 that I've just gotten used to gonados eating like four or five bullets before they flinch and it's [ __ ] annoying. I I like that when you shoot them in this when they react, you know, they feel it.

[00:19:18]Like I I don't know what it is about like just enemies not flinching that just is just not sexy to me.

[00:19:25]It's just not sexy, man. They eat that [ __ ] I understand they have to do it that way. I can't remember what the other door was. Is the other door locked? I know they got to do it that way, man.

[00:19:36]Because if they didn't, the [ __ ] would be too easy.

[00:19:41]Where does this go?

[00:19:50]Where does this go? Where does this Let me look at my damn map. Where are we going?

[00:19:55]Yo, Christopher Columbus, where the [ __ ] are we going?

[00:20:00]Oh.

[00:20:03]Oh, wait.

[00:20:06]Oh, that is it. Okay, that's the right way.

[00:20:10]No, hold on. Wait. Go back. There's a safe point back here.

[00:20:17]Make it load some more.

[00:20:19]Heard y'all like loading screens.

[00:20:35]Okay, now just in case I have issues, we're going to make a second save. We're going to rotate in between two saves.

[00:20:46]Okay, that sounds great to me. 8 megabytes, man. 8 mega memory cards used to be 8 megabytes, bro. Eight megabytes.

[00:20:54]Not one or two or three. Eight.

[00:20:57]>> Okay. So, now we got the Bunisher. This is my favorite gun, dude. I just think it looks cool and I love the sound, but it sucks titties, dude. 1.1. You know what? One point. I thought it was like 0.9 H.

[00:21:12]Let's talk about this. Might not be that bad. You know, it might actually be all right cuz I think we're at Oh, we're at 1.2.

[00:21:20]I mean, it was a 1.0 I know at first though, right? Oh, it is a 0.9.

[00:21:28]Wait a minute. Was I looking at the wrong gun?

[00:21:31]>> Your boying >> 1.1 already upgraded. Level two. Really?

[00:21:36]Is that normal?

[00:21:38]Is that how that is? Is that normal?

[00:21:41]It's already upgraded once.

[00:21:45]Huh?

[00:21:45]>> What are you buying?

[00:21:47]>> Yeah, cuz it's at 0.9. I always knew it started at 0.9, but it's at a 1.1. I don't know, dude. That's weird.

[00:21:54]>> What are you selling?

[00:21:56]>> Uh, what do we have to sell? I think we found some more.

[00:22:00]>> Is that Thank you.

[00:22:09]I think I did that already, didn't I?

[00:22:11]I'm going do it again anyway. Who cares?

[00:22:13]It don't matter, bro. It's infinite. Who cares? Who gives a [ __ ] It's forever.

[00:22:17]Saving is forever. Doesn't matter. Give me all eight of them megabytes. You ever play the Sims busting out? Remember how that game used like almost a I think it uses like six megs or something like that uses so much. The Sims, dude, I remember like me and my brother and my cousin, we all had like our own Sims game, but we had to have like a different memory card for each one. That [ __ ] was crazy.

[00:22:42]Like four memory cards to play the Sims.

[00:22:45]20 How much were memory cards? 20 bucks a piece.

[00:22:50]Yeah, remember memory cards are $20, controllers are 25.

[00:22:55]That's crazy, dude. I have this PS2 controller that I've had like my whole [ __ ] life and I still use it. I have a PS5 controller that lasts like 6 months and this [ __ ] stops working and it's like four times the price. What What happened?

[00:23:13]What happened?

[00:23:18]We used We used We used to be What is it? We used to be such a great society.

[00:23:24]Look what happened. A wonderful society.

[00:23:26]Uh-oh. Big boulder.

[00:23:30]That's so funny. Is it X and circle or X and square? About to find out.

[00:23:37]Okay. Is that one or them big ass boulders, man? What the [ __ ] planet are you on?

[00:23:45]Got to squish him with a boulder. Yeah, right, bro.

[00:23:55]Oh, that's not the right gun.

[00:23:58]I need my bayonetted uh rifle.

[00:24:04]Nice.

[00:24:06]So satisfying.

[00:24:11]Oh yeah.

[00:24:14]Yeehaw. It's like shooting fish in a barrel, baby.

[00:24:23]They got one of them [ __ ] right there. Nope. This is a snake farm, isn't it? I think that's what they call it.

[00:24:30]Not snack farm, you fatties. Snake farm.

[00:24:33]Stop stinking all them snacks. Yeah, I'm talking to you, you guys, and me, cuz I'm hungry. I had chili and rice for dinner, but boy, do I want some snacks.

[00:24:42]I missed.

[00:24:45]Didn't miss that time, though.

[00:24:48]I want some snacks, buddy.

[00:24:52]Going to go to the snack farm.

[00:25:01]They called it a damn dynamite farm. So they should have called it.

[00:25:10]I think once we go in, we could jump from behind, don't we? We start getting it from the back.

[00:25:25]Right, >> bro. Whatever you're saying is Oh my god. WHAT THE [ __ ] HOLY [ __ ] ALL RIGHT, hold on. We got We We might have a problem. Okay, here. Here. Here. I got this.

[00:25:39]Oh, dude. You shot the wrong guy.

[00:25:44]>> [ __ ] >> Dog. There's so many, dude. There's so many. There's so many here. Hold that.

[00:26:05]Nice. And then the damn snake. He's trying to get some licks in, too. You piece of [ __ ] All right, you Slytherin son of a [ __ ] The damn devil.

[00:26:17]That snake's the damn devil.

[00:26:20]That's how Yeah, I It's funny cuz I mentioned I was like, "Oh, they Oh, [ __ ] They're still coming.

[00:26:34]Maybe one of these might be pretty good.

[00:26:41]Nice.

[00:26:42]It's always the cute ones with the beanies, isn't it? It's always the cute ones with the beanies. I don't know if that guy died or not.

[00:26:58]Damn, sir bald a lot. You so damn baldheaded. Damn, that dude's so baldheaded. That was crazy.

[00:27:09]Reload.

[00:27:14]Do you find it fascinating that every time I play this game, it's like playing it for the first time again? Almost.

[00:27:19]Kind of. Sort of. Maybe a little bit.

[00:27:23]Mainly because I just be forgetting, bro. And then now we got a remake and then that makes me question even more [ __ ] cuz like some parts are close, some parts aren't. Some [ __ ] is where it's supposed to be and some aren't. There's a pipe in this tree.

[00:27:37]I do remember that.

[00:27:40]But I maybe it's just too big of gaps. We got to start doing some stupid ass challenge runs like playing with like my feet or something.

[00:27:52]Nah, that's actually be pretty cool.

[00:27:55]What would be something really stupid?

[00:27:57]Um, >> playing naked.

[00:28:10]I don't know why I find that so funny, man. That's so funny to me.

[00:28:14]I think it's cuz that dude just stood there and let him do it.

[00:28:18]He's let him do it. He was like, "You can go, bro. That's all you, baby. Play naked. Play with the controller in your lap while bottomless. Play in the smallest Hoochie Daddy shorts you could find imaginable.

[00:28:34]Use a mod to give you infinite eggs and use just egg only play through. That'd be impossible. I don't think eggs do damage, do they?" Oh yeah, you probably can't do that. So what? Make it happen.

[00:28:46]Get as far as you can before you want to pull your hair out.

[00:28:52]How far can you get in an egg only play through before you take the PS2 copy of R4 and smother it with a pillow?

[00:29:04]>> Why you tripping?

[00:29:09]>> Is that more people coming by me?

[00:29:13]You know what? How we doing in pistol ammo? We got 27. You know what? We also got a [ __ ] ton of these here. Let me uh let me give him a little Let me Let me make him trip.

[00:29:24]See, all that talking got me paranoid as [ __ ] dude. I feel like they're coming up from behind, right?

[00:29:37]Oh, there he is.

[00:29:43]Yo, dude. If I was going across the legs like that, if you play Coonica, you know exactly what that means, man. That has easy damage, bro. Easy damage. Going across the upper body where the arms is at or the legs, man. Drain it.

[00:29:57]The knife is OP as [ __ ] in Co Veronica.

[00:30:01]And I would totally do a knife only run if I knew how to Oh, [ __ ] If I knew how to properly fight nose fraatu without pulling my hair out.

[00:30:11]Maybe one day.

[00:30:14]Maybe one day.

[00:30:19]You never know.

[00:30:22]Maybe the cocaine will get me to do it.

[00:30:30]How you beat that final boss. Alexa, how you fight her with knife only? I don't think I've ever seen that. I know it's possible. I've seen people do it.

[00:30:37]And people do everything. But I wonder how you do that cuz you get soft locked on that [ __ ] Or stun locked. Not soft locked. You get stun locked during the Alexa boss fight. She could just [ __ ] cheat you so bad, dude. Just make you want to end it all.

[00:30:51]I wonder how you get in a knife. That [ __ ] Dumb [ __ ] ain't it?

[00:31:06]Nice. How's our inventory space looking?

[00:31:09]Nice and shitty. That's how it's looking. Stick that in there. I'm not getting rid of that fish, man. He's going on an adventure. I promised him a walk. I promised him an adventure.

[00:31:20]He said he'd ride or die for me till the end of time.

[00:31:27]Oh [ __ ] we actually have to do this.

[00:31:28]Let me see this map.

[00:31:32]No, we Yeah, we do. [ __ ] We do, dog. We have to do this. God damn it. I hate this [ __ ] Delago or like Del Taco.

[00:31:43]I don't want I don't want to do this yet. I'm going to go and look up here. I think we can look through the binoculars and see some stuff.

[00:32:06]What's that?

[00:32:14][ __ ] What is here?

[00:32:32]Smells.

[00:32:39]Uh-oh.

[00:32:43]Giana's like, "Yeah, we about to go down there and fight whatever that is." Hell yeah. It's the white in me. I got that dog in me. But let's go down and fight that. Hell yeah. That's a great idea.

[00:32:56]You know what I'm talking about.

[00:33:02]Leon got that dog in him. Makes his nipples hard.

[00:33:19]Oh, I was I about to cut up an herb.

[00:33:20]What the hell?

[00:33:22]About to her dean it. All right.

[00:33:27]Here we go.

[00:33:33]We just go that way, right?

[00:34:18]All right, time to free Willie, man.

[00:34:19]Harpoon his ass. Hold on. Hold on.

[00:34:23]Oh, you you [ __ ] [ __ ] It's like that.

[00:34:37]Here, let me let me eat some of these herby derby derbies. Let me let me No, no, no, no, no.

[00:34:45]How I harpoon your [ __ ] ass. What's the button? There we go. Uh, I missed. [ __ ] Oh, that's bad.

[00:34:59]That's wax sauce. That's wax sauce.

[00:35:10]Where you at, [ __ ] Oh my god, dude. My aim.

[00:35:26]Where you at?

[00:35:33]There we go.

[00:35:42]Crazy. That's it. We only got those in.

[00:35:46]Dead.

[00:35:53]Oh, his boss says wax sauce, man.

[00:36:00]Oh, dog. You missing.

[00:36:02]I missed again. [ __ ] I can do that again. Okay, I'll take this. This is This is fine because when he does this, it tells you where he's at. We can get a couple of sticks in him. There we go.

[00:36:16]From downtown.

[00:36:23]If if my aim wasn't so bad, that's like an insta three right there.

[00:36:30]Holy [ __ ] he almost got me.

[00:36:46]Oh, nice.

[00:36:51]It was booty hole leaking.

[00:37:08]He's remember them quick time events we missed. so much.

[00:37:55]Oh, dude. Every time I see the scene, I just think of that stupid meme on the internet where he's like, it's like [ __ ] porn moaning. I hate it. It's like the hentai pictures. It's just burned forever in my memories.

[00:38:07]Like, every time I see a picture in a Resident Evil game is just hentai. And then every time I see that scene, it's that loud porn moaning. I hate it.

[00:38:14]Speaking of porn moaning, I got to pee.

[00:38:16]Give me like two seconds, dude. Close your ears. Unless that's your thing. But still, don't do that. That's nasty. Give me a second. I'll be right back. Hold up. Man, that wasn't that long. You miss me? It was only like a It was only a second. It was insta second. Oh, our accuracy went up 1%. Whoop whoop. Hell yeah.

[00:38:34]My bad. I just had to pee super bad.

[00:38:36]It's all good. I'll cut it out.

[00:38:40]I remember one time like forever ago, like years and years and years and years and years ago, there was one time I was like recording and somebody knocked on my door at like 2:00 in the morning. I just I think it was my brother coming home from work and I had to let him in the house.

[00:38:54]Somebody got so mad at me that I didn't edit out that the the nine seconds it took to to walk to the front door and open it and walk and sit back down. They got so mad, man.

[00:39:08]Wonder how that person's doing today.

[00:39:13]If >> I can tell him [ __ ] you.

[00:39:17]Oh man, that's some extreme bubble guts, Leon.

[00:39:26]He's a That dude got so mad. Come on, man. You couldn't cut that out. You're wasting my time. Oh. Oh, poor baby. Lost 9 seconds.

[00:39:48]>> Leon, it's been 6 hours since our last transmission. Damn, you was sleeping good, bro. You got 6 hours. Anyway, I started to feel dizzy and then I guess I must have lost consciousness.

[00:39:58]>> Bro, you got six I'm so jealous.

[00:40:00]>> Maybe that has some connection to what the village chief was talking about.

[00:40:04]>> H can't say, but I'm all right now. I'm going to continue my mission. [ __ ] I think I got like four and a half last night. It's dark as [ __ ] up here.

[00:40:18]Six, dog. I'd be lucky to get six, man.

[00:40:21]Lucky.

[00:40:27]Nothing unusual here, man. Open the damn cabin by some bullets. You left a note here saying, "We were playing with you.

[00:40:34]We anominous letter.

[00:40:37]There's an important item hidden in the falls. We were able to get it. You might be able to get Ashley out of the church.

[00:40:42]But I'll warn you, the route to the church isn't a walk in the park by any means. They've deployed what is calling Eligante.

[00:40:49]So, God bless. And what's about going what's going on in your body? If I could help you, I would. My fortune is beyond my power.

[00:40:56]He's like, "By the way, you're you're you're busting, Leon. I don't know if you knew this, Playboy, but you are busting."

[00:41:07]We saved already, so we don't need to save again, right? Oh, we're about to fight um Las Plagas.

[00:41:18]Uh why do I feel like I need to eat this egg? No. Why do I What is missing? What did I pick up? Bunch of [ __ ] There's these for some reason like was saying lost palagas reminds me of this uh these like ads I used to get on YouTube all the time and they're like la awaits >> and it's like oh that's a oh for real like for me it's waiting for me and boy it's dark I don't think there's treasures here right like y'all know of course y'all know y'all know everything there ain't no treasures here right let me check my Oops. Let me check my map.

[00:42:04]Let me check my map. My throat.

[00:42:07]The power of the Yay station. What is this?

[00:42:12]Is that an M merchant? Oh, that is an M. Oh, okay.

[00:42:16]Okay. Um, yeah. Let's Let's go over there. I want to see what that is.

[00:42:23]Yo, you said a big ass fish. That motherfucker's huge.

[00:42:28]You imagine fitting that in your pocket, man. If I had the space dog, I'd give him a partner.

[00:42:48]Oh, I was about to say hello.

[00:42:53]He got his cute little cabin house right here.

[00:43:13]got some rare.

[00:43:14]>> What train see you doing? Oh yeah, we do the medallions. Okay, we Yeah, we got it. We just have space at the moment.

[00:43:20]We're not uh we're not pretty cash money at the moment, but I do got those.

[00:43:28]>> What are you buying?

[00:43:30]>> Hell yeah.

[00:43:31]>> Is that all?

[00:43:32]>> Hell yeah. Hell yeah.

[00:43:35]>> What are you buying?

[00:43:37]>> Everything's got an upgrade, huh?

[00:43:39]Firepower. Oh yeah, dude. That firepower is [ __ ] dookie cheeks. Point four.

[00:43:43]That's straight cheeks, dog. Six. Nine.

[00:43:48]You know what? I was thinking of saving this stuff for a rainy day, but it's raining right now, dog. It's raining right now. Take this [ __ ] >> Take that gold banger.

[00:43:59]>> Thank you. What are you buying?

[00:44:03]>> Like I'm thinking like 5.0 >> and a eight.

[00:44:09]>> Thank you.

[00:44:09]>> I should have put it up in here.

[00:44:11]>> Not enough cash.

[00:44:12]>> Okay, that's fine. The shotgun's going to hard carry us for a little bit. I'm more of a pistol shotgun kind of dude. I like the rifle with a It depends. It depends. I was about to say with a controller my my I'm not confident in my aim, but um especially this [ __ ] It's uh it's a little droopy.

[00:44:41]Come on, man. La Pla awaits.

[00:44:44]Yeah, big ass fish.

[00:44:47]He's [ __ ] giant.

[00:44:51]It's like a pitbull swimming in there.

[00:44:55]Speaking of which, we might as well get the shotgun ready right now, though, right?

[00:45:01]Oh, god damn it. Hold on.

[00:45:04]Okay. No, we don't have any rifle ammo.

[00:45:05]Never mind.

[00:45:09]Cuz we're about to fight our first uh wiggle heady. Wiggly head.

[00:45:16]We got to knock him down.

[00:45:27]Here he come. Look, he wearing a mask.

[00:45:28]His neck all thick.

[00:45:33]Dog, I remember when I first saw this when I was a kid, I was like, "What the [ __ ] is going on right now, dog? What is happening?"

[00:45:42]>> Oh, that [ __ ] fell off, dog. It just his head just fell off.

[00:45:46]One shot. It just fell off.

[00:45:49]That's crazy. I've never seen that before. Usually they're tanky as [ __ ] You going to turn into one, two? Uh-oh.

[00:45:58]Oh no. Do my crits are on point tonight.

[00:46:01]Did the PS2 version have just a crit mod? Is it just a mad crit? Is it crit city? Cuz like we are critting like crazy.

[00:46:13]Is the PS2 version crit crit central?

[00:46:22]It' be cool if you can like shoot him from up here.

[00:46:27]No, maybe it's the aesthetic, that CRT love. I miss my CRTV, man. I had a CRT TV set up next to my my old TV at home. I could play my OG games and have like Netflix on. Boy, that was that was life, dog. Playing Banjo Kazoui on your CRT and then right next you throw [ __ ] at me.

[00:46:57]He did. And then right right next to it, [ __ ] got like some Netflix on or like some movies, something, man.

[00:47:13]That was the [ __ ] I think there's one more, right? And there three.

[00:47:27]Yeah, I got one more somewhere.

[00:47:34]These will blow my mind. That's what I used to do when I first started live streaming. I would put a movie on my TV while we're streaming and then when the movie ended, I'm like, "All right, movie's over. Stream's over. Bye-bye."

[00:47:46]We hope we playing a long one cuz [ __ ] out of here in an hour and 30.

[00:47:54]Speaking of live streams, as I mentioned before, we're streaming on YouTube now.

[00:47:59]Um, which has been pretty fun.

[00:48:02]Uh, we're doing a Bond marathon and we just finished uh From Russia with Love and started everything or nothing and it's crazy. You should never play those in that order, by the way. You should not play them in that order because How much health do we have here? Let's just combine the greens. I like keeping one green available for a yellow.

[00:48:38]Let me see. I think we have this at 10 now, don't we?

[00:48:43]Eight. Okay.

[00:48:45]But yeah, I don't know why I'm I'm honeydeicking you like it's something important. It's just that from Rush with Love is like just stupidly easy and you play really sloppy because you can get away with a bunch of [ __ ] and then everything or nothing. Dude, if you try to play sloppy, that game will eat your ass with a [ __ ] spork, man. Like it they will eat that [ __ ] It'll eat it. It going to eat it up like it's over. And so like I did that and I was just running around getting lit up. But I got used to it. It was fine. I was able to survive. I can't fit this in here. There's no way.

[00:49:20]There's no way. We'll just have to leave it. Just combine it. It doesn't matter.

[00:49:26]I like keeping one green for a yellow, but we have a red and green. And we can easily just drop a yellow. Slot a yellow in there. It's fine.

[00:49:41]What do we have to We have a bunch of [ __ ] stupid TMP ammo. That's what's eating up all our space. Oh, we do have a [ __ ] ton of pistol ammo, too.

[00:49:50]Not a problem to have, right?

[00:50:02]But yeah, we're playing everything or nothing now. That game's fun, man.

[00:50:09]All those Bond games have been fun so far, except for that Tomorrow Never Dies, man. That game sucks.

[00:50:15]Won't play that [ __ ] That game's booty butt.

[00:50:21]Oh man, I don't play that game, man.

[00:50:37]Yo, also in in in From Russia with Love, I had no idea that Natasha Natasha Big Booty Betting Field is in that game. And Maria Manunos, that's nuts. Maria Manuno. Did he have glasses on?

[00:50:51]The Maria Manunos.

[00:50:54]Oh my god, there's I heard him. Hold on.

[00:50:56]Let's do something real quick.

[00:51:01]That's a grip of dudes.

[00:51:09]You say, "Damn, his [ __ ] fell off.

[00:51:18]Maria Munos and Natasha Bettingfield.

[00:51:20]No, I'm dead serious, dude. Y'all know Natasha Bettingfield, right? Google her.

[00:51:24]Y'all know you've heard her song. You've heard you've heard her music. I'm sure you've heard it. But apparently the world didn't know that she was packing.

[00:51:33]She's got a dumpy.

[00:51:36]Google it. Trust me. Google it.

[00:51:40]Google it.

[00:51:44]That's it. Just Google it. That's it.

[00:51:46]That's all I say. Just Google it.

[00:51:50]Google it and have a nice day. That's all I got to say.

[00:51:57]Isn't there another We found a ring, right? Isn't there another thing in here? It's [ __ ] dark.

[00:52:03]Hello.

[00:52:07]Oh, that's that thing he was talking about. I thought that said the rectal insignia. What am I thinking of?

[00:52:15]We talking about booties, am I? I know what you're talking about. Never mind.

[00:52:21]>> I've obtained an object that resembles a cult group's insignia.

[00:52:25]>> Wonderful. Leon, head back to the church. Ashley, safety is our immediate priority.

[00:52:32]>> Like for real, is it really? It is really. That's the whole reason why we're here. Never mind. Stupid question.

[00:52:36]Okay, never mind. Stupid question.

[00:52:37]Stupid question. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're right.

[00:52:40]That is the priority. Eligante in the everything or nothing at all.

[00:52:53]Patasha Bettingfield and Maria Manudas and from Russia with love dog. Yeah, that bat got up after taking a knife.

[00:53:04][ __ ] off bats.

[00:53:07]Maria Manunos, do you get anything for this outside of just satisfaction? He exploded. No, they don't have [ __ ] Them crazy cameos. William Defoe isn't everything or nothing. They got William Defoe. They got Piers Broen. They got Maya. They got that one Asian lady that I can't remember her name, but her name is one word.

[00:53:46]Go to >> Yeah, I know. I know. I just I just don't have to at the moment. I'm I'm busy, dude.

[00:53:54]>> Let me know, man. What does that Ruby do again? I don't know if I have to put in anything. I'm still the history man, the drudges. Hope that there's some value to it. About to be. Take that [ __ ] >> Thank you. What are you buying?

[00:54:12]Oh, [ __ ] I want to put I want to put this up, but like I want some more. We only have seven shots.

[00:54:22]H I don't know. I don't know. 10. Maybe 10.

[00:54:37]You know, I'll keep the capacity for right now cuz I don't have any uh rifle ammo. So, once I run out, I'll just buy the capacity. Let's just do that. Let's go from a five to a six, right?

[00:54:54]Yeah, let's do the capacity here. Oh, I should have saved it. It's fine.

[00:54:59]>> Whatever.

[00:55:01]Oh, [ __ ] Can I do this? Cuz speaking of capacity, >> what are you buying?

[00:55:05]>> Oh [ __ ] Reload speed though, man. Fire pressure is dookie cheeks.5.

[00:55:11]That's not the point, right? That's what you guys keep telling me. It's not the point. It's not the It's not the power.

[00:55:17]It's the motion in the lotion.

[00:55:24]It's a grower, not a shower. That's the whole point of the TMP. It's not It's not the It's not putting dudes down.

[00:55:30]It's putting dudes in predicaments that'll make them want to be put down.

[00:55:37]You know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? You know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? You know what I mean?

[00:55:40]That [ __ ] loading.

[00:55:51]Got another green herb that I don't have [ __ ] space for.

[00:55:55][ __ ] it. Put it in there. We got a full heal. I'm not getting rid of that fish.

[00:55:59]Damn it. I'm keeping it. That's my fish.

[00:56:02]I'm keeping it. We about to use up a bunch of ammo anyway.

[00:56:07]Uh, how's my weapons looking? 10 16.

[00:56:12]Yeah.

[00:56:37]What if he came out? He was like, "Ah, yes." Muslante would look weird if he had a wig.

[00:57:00]I think he'd look funny if he had a wig.

[00:57:02]Probably be happy.

[00:57:04]Wouldn't be so mad.

[00:57:07]Oh man, the whole the toes.

[00:57:10]>> No, you ain't getting away. Bow. Two for one. Then he tries to uppercut Leon.

[00:57:25]That's a waste. Oh [ __ ] Ah, yes. The moose.

[00:57:33]He's going to swing it back.

[00:57:39]dog. Your nipples are so Oh my, his nipples are so big, dude. His nipples are so big. You ever seen nipples that big?

[00:57:51]Shot in his belly button. The game froze.

[00:57:55]I don't know why that's so funny to me.

[00:58:00]Chop, chop. Time to cut down the tree.

[00:58:05]Come on, baby. Show me your musliss.

[00:58:07]Show me your moose.

[00:58:12]Hell yeah. That's my goat, dog. That's my goat.

[00:58:15]>> Hey, it's that dog.

[00:58:23]Good boy. Yeah, go get the dog. I'm going to reload.

[00:58:29]You [ __ ] better not, dude. You better not. I swear you better not.

[00:58:34]Okay, he tried.

[00:58:38]Get some kit. Let me get some hits in.

[00:58:50]No, dog. Don't come by me. Oh, you know I'm playing with fire. I need to Here, let me grab this.

[00:58:58]Oh, what the [ __ ] Here, put that Put that in there. Let's eat it. I have a regular grenade. You think that'll do some demos? We got two of them.

[00:59:10]Oh, come on, man. Don't do that.

[00:59:13]Give me some mooseless here. Eat that.

[00:59:18]Hell yeah.

[00:59:21]Uh, let's do that.

[00:59:31]I should have shot it twice. I should have did it two times. I [ __ ] up.

[00:59:39]I should have did it twice. It's fine, though. Okay, never mind. He's dead.

[00:59:44]It's fine. We did it.

[00:59:56]Damn it. You blew you blew you blew that boy back out.

[01:00:02]I like how the doors are like, "All right, fine. Go. You win this time, nerd.

[01:00:09]Reload."

[01:00:14]Let's see. What do we got going on here?

[01:00:20]1,500. Or was that 15,000? Let's reload our pistol. That'll clear up some space for the pistol.

[01:00:28]Uh, clear up some space.

[01:00:32]We got pistol ammo, red herb, which I don't think we have anything. Yeah, we can't do anything with it. I think there might be a green inside one of these rooms. Yeah, there's green right there.

[01:00:41]Okay, perfect. They give you a full a full ass TN.

[01:00:53]I guess we should start using it, right?

[01:00:58]That shit's just butt cheeks, but it's fine.

[01:01:01]Got gun ammo.

[01:01:08]Oh, yeah. Okay, we're good.

[01:01:13]Is the dog going to be over here vibing?

[01:01:21]That might just be remake, huh? Where you you beat him and then the dog just chilling. You can be like, "Who's a good boy?" Yeah, that is just remake, right?

[01:01:29]Who's a good pooch?

[01:01:39]All right, here we go. Heading back.

[01:01:43]We're going going back. Back to the church.

[01:01:50]It's so dark and immersive. Oh, darken is spooky. We're about to fight dogs.

[01:01:56]So, let me get my my shotgun ready.

[01:02:01]Save me the migraine.

[01:02:22]Oh yeah. You see that son of a [ __ ] Hold on. I got two bullets, man. I got two bullets in me.

[01:02:29]Look at him, [ __ ] We learned your lesson being creepy.

[01:02:37]Oh [ __ ] Oh my god.

[01:02:42]That dog. Half of my health, dog. Half my health.

[01:02:51]Half my health. Half.

[01:02:55]Oh. Whoa. The [ __ ] You use the rounded signal. We put it in the honey hole. It opens the door.

[01:03:16]Okay.

[01:03:18]It's so quiet in here. It's weird.

[01:03:21]You ever find it weird when it's quiet?

[01:03:23]Only if you're topless and it's quiet.

[01:03:25]That's the only time. Cuz that'd be You get a standing ovation.

[01:03:28]Come on, dog. With titties like that, dude. You are You are busting right now.

[01:03:33]I need this. This is important. It's not as important as that fish, though.

[01:03:48]Oh. Oh, look. I found the room.

[01:03:58]Oh, he's equipped it. He put that [ __ ] dropped it on the floor. That's so ghetto.

[01:04:04]That's funny.

[01:04:08]Ah, yes. Mooseless.

[01:04:21]Did I actually have a flip phone in the in the remake? She had a No, she had a Razor. That's still a flip phone. Uh, it's a Razor though. But it's a flip phone. Same [ __ ] Nice.

[01:04:53]Try this again.

[01:05:02]Every time he jump, he jumps at the wrong time. You're pushing it back. What are you doing?

[01:05:07]Make that jump. Am I Never mind. I'm going to try one more time.

[01:05:24]There we go.

[01:05:27]I was jumping to the buildup and not like at the peak. I thought it would swing him forward and he would jump.

[01:05:37]Uh, let's see.

[01:05:40]Uh uh.

[01:05:44]That's good. That works.

[01:05:47]Red would be here.

[01:05:53]And blue would be there. Combined.

[01:06:01]Booya.

[01:06:13]Oh, dude. More grenades. [ __ ] hell, man. Oh, I do want it though. Especially for Menddees. The Menddees fight. I definitely want a lot of flame grenades.

[01:06:25]I don't think it really matters.

[01:06:28]Have a lot of flash.

[01:06:31]Just leave it.

[01:06:36]We don't need it.

[01:06:39]He'll be fine.

[01:06:52]>> Ashley, >> don't come.

[01:06:55]>> Don't what?

[01:06:56]>> Take it easy.

[01:06:58]>> No. Get away.

[01:07:00]>> Calm down. Everything's going to be just fine. My name's Leon. I'm under the president's order to rescue you.

[01:07:08]>> What? My father?

[01:07:10]>> That's right. And I have to get you out of here. Now, come with me.

[01:07:20]>> It's Leon. I've succeeded in extricating my subject.

[01:07:24]>> Good work, Leon. I'll send a chopper over right away.

[01:07:27]>> Where's the extraction point? There's another trail that you can take to get out of the village. The chopper will pick you up beyond there.

[01:07:33]>> Got it. I'm on my way.

[01:07:39]>> I'll be right on it. Playing manual manual controller configurations did functions commands. Leon could give commands to Ashley either way or you can follow the R2.

[01:07:51]Ashley and the action button depend on situation. Leon Ashley cooperate and get past various obstacles. Ashley's health.

[01:07:56]You can use your cover items not only on Leon but on Ashley as well.

[01:08:00]Ashley and game over. Leon has failed his mission if Ash is either killed or carried away by the enemy. Oh, that sucks.

[01:08:11]He'll be fine.

[01:08:13]Go ahead and bust this open so we can not have any room for any of this [ __ ] More grenades.

[01:08:25]Nice.

[01:08:30]I'm not getting rid of that fish, man. I don't care what you say. I'm not getting rid of that fish. Can it fit right here?

[01:08:37]Damn it.

[01:08:39]I could dream it.

[01:08:41]Not getting rid of this fish.

[01:08:46]You know what? I got an idea.

[01:08:50]I mean, this is Nah, just leave it. I don't need it right now.

[01:08:56]I'm too grown for this. I don't need this.

[01:09:00]I wouldn't even be able to pick up any rifle ammo.

[01:09:03]Let's start using that damn that [ __ ] ass TMP. That's why just got 250 bullets of of straight ass.

[01:09:12]Let's start using this [ __ ] We'll start unloading.

[01:09:21]That grenade I can't pick up.

[01:09:45]Gotcha.

[01:09:51]>> I'll take the girl. Who are you?

[01:09:54]>> If you must know, >> Sadler with his big dick scepter.

[01:09:58]>> Sadler, the master of this fine religious community.

[01:10:04]>> What do you want?

[01:10:06]>> To demonstrate to the whole world our astounding power. Of course, no longer will the United States think they can police the world forever. So, we kidnapped the president's daughter in order to give her our power and then send her back.

[01:10:27]>> No.

[01:10:34]>> Leon, I think they shot something in my neck.

[01:10:37]>> What did you do to her?

[01:10:40]>> We just planted her.

[01:10:41]>> You do gift.

[01:10:44]Oh, there's going to be one hell of a party when she returns home to her loving father.

[01:10:53]But before that, I thought I might bargain with the president for some donation.

[01:11:00]Believe it or not, it takes quite a lot of money to keep this church up and running.

[01:11:08]>> Faith and money will lead you nowhere, Sadler.

[01:11:11]Oh, I believe I forgot to tell you that we gave you the same gift when I was unconscious.

[01:11:19]Oh, I truly hope you like our small but special contributions.

[01:11:25]When the eggs hatch, you will become my puppets.

[01:11:29]Involuntarily, you'll do as I say. I'll have total control over your minds.

[01:11:37]Don't you think this is a revolutionary way to promulgate one's faith?

[01:11:43]>> Sounds more like an alien invasion if you ask me.

[01:11:59]>> You okay, >> Leon? What's going to happen to us?

[01:12:03]>> Don't worry. We got into this mess. We can get out of it.

[01:12:11]>> Oh [ __ ] End the chapter already.

[01:12:16]Hit ratio 98%. Hell yeah.

[01:12:22]Okay, let's save.

[01:12:29]Man, we got a bunch of boxes behind us.

[01:12:30]It's going to be full of [ __ ] I can't pick up. And that's whack.

[01:12:40]Yep. Exactly. Exact. Oh, dude. That could have went with that green herb.

[01:12:44]Man, I need this red. Like, I I need to do something. I'm not getting rid of that fish, man. Don't even Don't even mention it. Don't even trip.

[01:13:07]You know what? Do I have to open a door to leave this area? Oh, I do have to open a door. You know what? I'mma throw a grenade at somebody and then I'm going to come back. I'mma throw a grenade and I'mma come back. I'mma come back and pick that [ __ ] up. It's probably going to despawn, but we'll see.

[01:13:28]Look at that. What a mess.

[01:13:39]There's only one guy. It don't matter.

[01:13:42]All it takes is one >> here. Hold that.

[01:13:48]Okay, I got to go back and get that that red herb cuz I want it. I need it.

[01:13:59]I mostly just want it.

[01:14:04]after these messages.

[01:14:06]Told you that [ __ ] wasn't going to despawn.

[01:14:10]We probably go back. Can we go back in the church? Oh no. The Osman Sudler is in there. We can't go back in that church. Go back in that church and give him Ashley back here. That's your problem now, buddy. Here you go.

[01:14:24]Damn, dude. All those people who live down here, they didn't drop [ __ ] Nothing.

[01:14:30]They all died and didn't drop anything.

[01:14:39]Oh yeah, more money. Tache case, man.

[01:14:42]Boy, do I need one of those right now.

[01:14:55]Wasn't there a treasure in the trees over by the church?

[01:15:00]Nice. Of course.

[01:15:04]I need it, too.

[01:15:08][ __ ] man.

[01:15:13]Let me see. Let me go back to the church real quick. I think there is a treasure in a tree up there. Unless that's the wrong game I'm thinking of.

[01:15:24]Is there? No, it's here. It's here.

[01:15:32]the money.

[01:15:38]Ah, we have the two shotgun shots. I think that's worth I think that's worth two pistol bullets, especially since we have an extra 15.

[01:15:47]And then next time we meet the the uh what's his [ __ ] name again? The merchant. I'm sure he'll have a case for us. I hope, dude. I hope.

[01:15:57]I hope, dude.

[01:16:18]Hello. Oh, I always forget the part. I always forget that it it it, you know, it loads.

[01:16:30]Oh, hi.

[01:16:32]>> Welcome.

[01:16:34]>> Come on, man. Not in front of the lady.

[01:16:38]>> Yeah, I know. I know. I know about the specialized gun. I know what I need.

[01:16:44]>> Is that all?

[01:16:46]>> Thank you. What are you buying? What are you buying?

[01:16:49]>> Oh, you [ __ ] [ __ ] Got a red nine. Yo, should we red nine and get nasty with it? Should we red nine it and get nasty with it though?

[01:17:00]Should we?

[01:17:02]>> What are you buying?

[01:17:04]>> Sure. I think we should. Sure, we should red nine in and get nasty with it.

[01:17:10]Do I have enough space? How big is it?

[01:17:12]>> What are you buying? That's >> what she said. Does it tell you how big it is? Let me see.

[01:17:20]>> We ain't got enough space, dude.

[01:17:35]No, we need uh even if we move this.

[01:17:45]Oh [ __ ] You know what? We actually might have room.

[01:17:49]Okay.

[01:17:51]Okay.

[01:17:54]>> What are you selling?

[01:17:56]>> Might as well.

[01:17:58]>> Ah, thank What are you buying?

[01:18:04]>> Ah. Ah. All his different odds and oo and a's.

[01:18:10]>> Thank you.

[01:18:11]>> And then we'll get the we'll get the stock later.

[01:18:13]>> Is it?

[01:18:14]>> Cuz we ain't got no space. Maybe after we get our next upgrade, we'll get some we'll get the stock.

[01:18:19]>> Buying. Is that old?

[01:18:21]>> Put that bad boy up.

[01:18:25]>> Put that bad boy up.

[01:18:29]What else? Got reload speed, firepower capacity. I mean, we do need it.

[01:18:35]>> Not enough cash, stranger.

[01:18:38]>> Oh, we can do this. Still not enough though.

[01:18:40]>> Not enough cash.

[01:18:41]>> Make it a 100, though. That would help quite a lot. We can hold all our ammo in there.

[01:18:44]>> What are you buying?

[01:18:48]Okay, red nining it up, big papa. That's what we're doing today. That's what we're doing today.

[01:18:55]That's the plan, right?

[01:19:04]about the kick at old school.

[01:19:20]Oh [ __ ] we got to go back to the village. I just remembered.

[01:19:25]Oh well, let's do it.

[01:19:30]Let's get it done. Let's get it done, baby.

[01:19:34]What time is it? Oh, it's almost 1:00 in the morning.

[01:19:38]The night is still young. I still got like four more hours in me cuz I got to, you know, edit this up and do it right this time and then render it out and then go get those snacks cuz your boy is kind of hungry.

[01:19:54]Gives me some snacky snacks.

[01:20:00]And then I got to just wait till this [ __ ] is done rendering because I can't leave it up overnight because it it interrupts the couple of hours of sleep I do get.

[01:20:17]Where'd that other dog come from? Oh, he's over there. Okay. No, you stop it.

[01:20:24]Ashley, back up. Oh my god, they're coming. Okay, they're coming. Ashley, they're coming. Ashley, they're coming.

[01:20:31]Ashley, what the [ __ ] are you doing?

[01:20:35]Ashley, what the [ __ ] Ashley, what the [ __ ] Please, don't you do it. You put my white girl down.

[01:20:51]Uh-oh.

[01:20:53]What is he doing? Stop it, dude. Stop it. Go away. Stop it.

[01:21:00]Stop. Please stop it.

[01:21:05]Just [ __ ] stop it.

[01:21:07]>> At least you did stand up. Ain't that a [ __ ] Okay. Not Not today, Zerg. Not right now. Not right now. Right now. No.

[01:21:15]We'll come back.

[01:21:21]>> Oh [ __ ] Where you at, man? I hear you. Where you at?

[01:21:32]Oh my god. Oops.

[01:21:41]Ashley, why didn't you duck?

[01:21:48]Oh [ __ ] Remember we said we would use the TMP. I did mention that. I I forgot. I did say that.

[01:22:01]You know what? Hold on.

[01:22:08]I did mention that.

[01:22:10]We should probably do that.

[01:22:26]You'll figure it out, right? Yeah. See, she's got this.

[01:22:31]You smart girl.

[01:22:34]Oh, dude. It's funny how I just used up like a whole brick of pistol ammo and then it's like, "Hey, there's a slot open in your inventory. You want some more pistol ammo?" He said, "There's an unsightly odor." Is it like piss? Is it pissy flavored?

[01:22:50]Look at this guy.

[01:22:56]>> Oh, nice. It'll just be a waste of ammo.

[01:22:59]It would just eat it. Eat that [ __ ] like candy.

[01:23:02]Uh, you know what? Maybe you know what?

[01:23:06]Let's back up. Come on, Ashley. Let's back up.

[01:23:23]Oh, nice. I missed.

[01:23:26]And let's give him one.

[01:23:34]Oh, yeah.

[01:23:47]You know, one thing I really like about the reload animation for the TMP, the way Leon flicks his wrist, he flicks it in a way like that that that like the TMP has a bit of weight to it. And I don't know what it is about it that's so satisfying to see him whip his wrist like that. Like, I don't know, man.

[01:24:08]I don't know. Just pay attention. Next time I reload this [ __ ] pay attention.

[01:24:12]See, you'll see what I mean. The way Leon whips his wrist like that. Like the TMP is like really heavy.

[01:24:19]I guess cuz it just makes it feel more real that there's like weight to it cuz like all the other weapons he just kind of carries around like they're made of [ __ ] paper.

[01:24:32]Nice of them to put all these barrels back in here full of [ __ ] Nice.

[01:24:54]Uh 10. What took its place?

[01:24:59]You know what?

[01:25:03]Here.

[01:25:10]Here.

[01:25:12]Lucky [ __ ] Boy, you lucky. That was my egg. I've been trying to hatch that [ __ ] for like two days. Oh, wow. Wow. TMP. That's exactly what I need right now.

[01:25:41]Ah, yes. Moose.

[01:25:46]I don't think there's any treasure over here on the mountain. Not mountain on the roof. Right. Nah. Was the spin on the sp.

[01:25:55]Oh, she going to go around. Okay, I can live with that.

[01:26:03]Where you going, Leon?

[01:26:06]>> Calm it down.

[01:26:12]>> Oh god, his head fell off.

[01:26:13]>> Where you going, Leon, >> [ __ ] I am a little busy at the I don't even know where you at.

[01:26:20]Don't worry about me right now.

[01:26:23]>> Where you going, Leon?

[01:26:33]Where you going, Aon?

[01:26:34]>> Look at that. You see it? You see the flick of the wrist? You see what I'm talking about? It's that It's the little flicks like It's the little flick.

[01:26:46]Nice.

[01:26:50]All right. Where's she at?

[01:26:51]>> Leon.

[01:26:52]>> Oh, she went around that side. I thought she was just going to jump down to where I was at. Here, jump, whiny, [ __ ] Come on.

[01:27:20]I thought I was about to miss both.

[01:27:22]Dude, go on a generational run.

[01:27:25]Missing two shots.

[01:27:29]That's funny.

[01:27:43]Dude, I'm telling you, man. This this playing those randomizer got me tainted, bro. Like, I come in here and I'm just expecting Verdugo, Verdugo. U3 Verdugo.

[01:27:54]Oh, look. Another Verdugo. Did you miss me? It's Verdugo again.

[01:28:14]>> Holy [ __ ] Oh, dude. You got Oh, you're too close, [ __ ] Reload. How are we looking on pistol ammo? 45. Ah, you know what that means, right?

[01:28:35]Got to use old faithful.

[01:28:38]We trying to create multiple booty holes.

[01:28:46]Here she come.

[01:28:55]>> Shut up.

[01:29:04]I didn't even kill him.

[01:29:06]Oh, that guy.

[01:29:09]Nope. He just ate it.

[01:29:12]Oh, he ate that one, though. Oh, man.

[01:29:15]Man, his [ __ ] busted open. God damn it.

[01:29:18]That is not what I wanted.

[01:29:22]Not even the club can handle me right now.

[01:29:38]>> Oh, he's in there. Okay.

[01:29:50]Oh, come on y'all. Come on.

[01:30:13]Oh, that got in though.

[01:30:19]All right, let's switch it up. Let's switch it up. I'm trying to use more weapon. Nice. I'm trying to use more weapons so I can clear up some space in my tiny little baby back pocket.

[01:30:35]Look at that, man. Look at the the flick of the wrist.

[01:30:39]Oh, [ __ ] That's so funny to me, man. It's like, oh, let me use up some of this TMP like really stupidly, you know, just to get a little ammo out there.

[01:30:53]Enemy dies, drop some more TMP ammo.

[01:30:55]Wonderful.

[01:31:11]We got to find us a yellow herb.

[01:31:22]We've gotten everything here, haven't we? Like the treasure at least. I don't think it respawns. That's where we got the mask, right? No, we did not get the mask here. We got the beerstein here.

[01:31:39]Look at this.

[01:31:53]All right. I think it's clear, right?

[01:31:56]Yeah, it should be clear.

[01:32:04]Oh, dude. She has to climb all the way over here. If we go through, will she just instantly follow us? Let me make sure this is the right way. I think it is. Right. Oops.

[01:32:19]Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the right way, right? Oh, dude. We got to Oh, [ __ ] That's what's coming up.

[01:32:29]Who'sless?

[01:32:32][ __ ] man. I thought I was going to be able to cheese it and just go on without her, but here we are.

[01:32:37]>> Wait, follow me.

[01:32:38]>> Oh, don't wait. Come here.

[01:32:42]>> Oh, you can't use the ladder.

[01:32:52]>> Got to do those those co-op moves they were talking about earlier.

[01:33:05]I open it. Leon.

[01:33:20]Okay.

[01:33:23]Oh, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

[01:33:25]So, here here. All right. Here's Welcome.

[01:33:28]>> All right, we're about to do the We're about to do the farmhouse, the the cabin fight.

[01:33:34]>> Now, pay attention to how the enemies are looking when they charge the house.

[01:33:39]That [ __ ] is so funny.

[01:33:41]>> What are you buying?

[01:33:42]>> Just Just pay attention. Trust me, it's worth it.

[01:33:47]>> Is that all strange?

[01:33:50]>> Thank you.

[01:33:50]>> It's pretty funny.

[01:33:52]>> I don't know why I just didn't do that in the first place. That would have saved me a lot of [ __ ] Oh, well.

[01:33:58]>> All right, you guys ready?

[01:34:00]>> Here we go.

[01:34:08]>> Leon, I have some bad news.

[01:34:10]>> I'd rather not hear it.

[01:34:12]>> Well, I'm afraid I have to tell you anyway. We've lost contact with the chopper. Someone must have shot it down, though. We can't determine who.

[01:34:19]>> Great.

[01:34:19]>> We're prepping another chopper for you.

[01:34:21]Meanwhile, I want you to head towards the extraction point.

[01:34:24]>> Got it.

[01:34:28]>> Oh, I have to actually keep moving. I thought it would go to a cut scene.

[01:34:32]>> Pay attention to the gonados during this cut scene. It's pretty funny.

[01:34:42]>> What are we going to do, Leon?

[01:34:44]>> Hate to say it, but we're sandwiched.

[01:34:45]All right. Quick, in that cabin.

[01:34:51]Dude, some of the gonadas look like [ __ ] PS1 models, dude. They look like guys in Halloween masks.

[01:34:58]>> Leon, small world, eh? Well, I see that the president's equipped his daughter with ballistics, too.

[01:35:10]>> How rude. And I don't believe there's any relevance with my figure in my standing. Who are you?

[01:35:17]>> Excuse me, your highness. Perhaps the young lady might want to introduce herself first before asking someone his name.

[01:35:25]>> Her name's Ashley Graham, the president's daughter.

[01:35:28]>> Is she?

[01:35:30]Well, you know, >> don't worry. She's cool.

[01:35:34]>> Never mind.

[01:35:36]>> There's supposed to be some kind of obvious symptom before you turn into one of them. Anyway, >> look, >> Ashley upstairs.

[01:35:48]Okay, it's game time.

[01:35:53]>> Bro, this part in remake stressed me so stressed me the [ __ ] out, man. I thought this [ __ ] was so hard when I first played it.

[01:36:06]I thought that [ __ ] was so hard, man.

[01:36:13]Oh, no. We got one more window just to We got another red herb. We low key could just do it like that. Yeah. And we can find a green, which I'm sure there's one here.

[01:36:31]What was that? Shotgun.

[01:36:34]Okay, I got it. We'll just keep an eye on it. I don't think there's anything upstairs. I mean, of course there is, but I mean, I don't think there's anything that we could use at the moment. Yeah. Like, this is [ __ ] we're going to have to come up for later.

[01:36:49]Like the grenades. Yeah, the greener.

[01:36:51]Perfect.

[01:36:58]Okay, once they start busting in, we going to start busting asses.

[01:37:03]Here he comes.

[01:37:06]Count the bullets, nerd.

[01:37:13]Damn, they over there, too. This >> flick the wrist.

[01:37:21]>> What do you throw? Hand gun ammo. SURE.

[01:37:31]DANCE, [ __ ] OKAY. How we looking on that? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Here we go. We're good now. We're good.

[01:37:43]this [ __ ] headphone.

[01:37:49]Oh.

[01:37:58]Oh, dude. They're behind me.

[01:38:03]>> You know what? I think over here might >> Nice.

[01:38:16]Oh, dude. I tried to [ __ ] parry again. What am I doing, dog? What am I doing? That's not the same video game.

[01:38:22]Stop. Get it out of your head.

[01:38:31]I owe you one, Leon.

[01:38:36]>> TMP ammo.

[01:38:37]>> Use this.

[01:38:45]>> Okay.

[01:38:46]See, now they doing some Now they doing some [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] Here. Do we have a grenade? Regular grenade. No, we can do this though. This works.

[01:39:05]That will spice it up quite a bit.

[01:39:16]>> He said, "Here, shoot him. Shoot him."

[01:39:24]>> I owe you one, Leon.

[01:39:25]>> [ __ ] Are you okay?

[01:39:28]>> No, man. Man, that hurt my feelings.

[01:39:32]Okay, we're going to flash again so we can get people off of us. There's too many cuz I can't see where they're coming from, man. They're everywhere, man. My lobster's too buttery.

[01:39:45]My [ __ ] is too juicy.

[01:39:53]Nice, dude. He He canled my kick.

[01:39:57]Uh-oh.

[01:40:00]All right. Hold. Okay. I got one more in me. Hold on. I got one more in me.

[01:40:14][ __ ] I made another one.

[01:40:22]>> Oh my god. MADE MY ASS SWEAT.

[01:40:32]Are you killing it? Oh no, he's killing it.

[01:40:40]>> Push some ladders down, you [ __ ] Nice.

[01:40:55]>> No, dude. That's so ghetto. That's so ghetto. I hate you guys. It's so ghetto.

[01:41:07]You guys are so booty butt cheeks.

[01:41:28]I ran right past that one that's over there, too.

[01:41:36]>> I know you want to be on.

[01:41:37]>> I I know. Oh, you know what? We could do using this [ __ ] Keep forgetting. I have this and I have all that ammo.

[01:41:58]Dude, that guy is in He's inside of me.

[01:42:01]He's inside of me like ghost.

[01:42:09]He's inside of me like ghost. You know what?

[01:42:14]L Louis Lewis will understand.

[01:42:17]Oh my god. Okay, here we go. You guys ready?

[01:42:24]Oh.

[01:42:26]Holy [ __ ] dude.

[01:42:30]>> Oh, I thought the game crashed.

[01:42:38]>> Looks like they're back. Musk are too big.

[01:42:40]>> So, what do we do now?

[01:42:43]>> The bridge I crossed to get here is out.

[01:42:45]So, I guess we have no choice but to keep moving.

[01:42:49]I forgot something. You guys go on ahead, Louis.

[01:43:04]Ah, yes. Yes. Perfecto. Yes. Okay, let's save.

[01:43:18]Okay. Oh, we got to look around the room, too. I think this is it. I think this is a good time to call in a night.

[01:43:24]We just finished the the cabin fight.

[01:43:27]This [ __ ] is so stressful, man. Yeah.

[01:43:29]Like, my first playthrough remake on this part. Oh my god, dude. It had me [ __ ] sweating. Not sweating, sweating with an A.

[01:43:38]Like, it was crazy.

[01:43:40]I think I use way more flash grenades than I needed to, but I just like I just like using them. I think how many do I have left? Two. I think two is fine.

[01:43:52]I think that's fine. I It just makes me mega paranoid because I'm so used to, you know, playing randomizers and it and it being [ __ ] And like flash grenades are like your literal saving grace. Like you always want to have like one or two or three on you at all times when you're doing randomizer [ __ ] cuz it gets you out of a lot of problems, a lot of impossible problems.

[01:44:14]So it just it's like ingrained in my brain. I haven't just played just vanilla RE4 in so long, man. It feels weird to like not be constantly worried about walking to another room and just having the game end. But I think that's it for tonight, boys. I like to keep these videos at an hour and 30 minutes.

[01:44:31]We just saved. We've been going for a little bit longer. Um, it's also 1:18 in the morning. I got to get this ready for you guys to watch so you can have something to watch over the weekend, but I hope you all have a beautiful weekend, an awesome weekend. I don't have anything really planned outside of uh eating food and drinking drinks and trying to sleep, but I appreciate all of you. Thanks for watching. Thanks for hanging out. If you made it all the way to the end of the video, hit me with a good oldfashioned there scraped. They're scared of Leon's musl. Hit me with one of those good oldfashioned ones. Hit me with that. I say that because it it shows me that you watch the video all the way to the end. YouTube gives me a little bit of a percentage on how many people make it to the end, but they don't tell me exactly who does. But you telling me the good oldfashioned word or the code word. She looked weird, doesn't she? I got her face looking weird. If you when you give me that word, it lets me know that you made it to the end. So, it's like a little secret code, a bro code. But I appreciate you guys when you leave the code word. It lets me know that you made it all the way to the end and you're actually watching all the way through and enjoying it all the way through. I hope at least. But I hope you all have a beautiful morning, a great day, an awesome afternoon, and an amazing night. If it is your birthday, you dastardly devil. Happy birthday to you. And if it is your birthday, you gorgeous gal. Happy birthday to you, too. And I'll see you guys next time on some more Resident Muslim.

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