Absolute Creep

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[00:00:00]Every now and again, you see something that makes you think none of us deserve to be on planet Earth. And I'm not joking when I say I have found something that is so bad, so despicable, that the creator of it needs certain privileges revoked. I This is This is one of those episodes where I saw it, so you have to as well. Let's take a look. So, this is Michael the chimp, and I'm just going to let him do the talking, and then we will discuss the future of humanity.

[00:00:39]Come on, Superman. Say you're stupid high.

[00:00:48]Oh, lady, how do you wonder if you're skinny? Why can't you kiss me on the dance [singing] floor?

[00:01:00]All I want to do is see you turn into a giant woman, a giant woman.

[00:01:08]Oh, oh, oh, it's magic, you know. Never believe it ain't so.

[00:01:18]So, every now and again, you see something and it it makes you question what what's the point of anything. Now, if you think that this is a one-off post by this person, you know, you might make the argument that this is the worst post ever. But, actually, he makes videos like this every SINGLE DAY! I'M not even like I could do the thing where I describe what I just saw, but you know what we just watched.

[00:01:49]I know what we just watched, so I don't need to describe to you what we just saw. I'll just show you that he keeps doing it.

[00:02:00]Of course.

[00:02:02]All right, I'll just read it out for consistency sake. Hi, I really need to take a fat emoji, but we ran out of toilet paper. Can you help?

[00:02:14]>> [clears throat] >> Now, I'm usually, you know, pretty unapologetic to you guys because, you know, I don't feel so you clicked on the video, so you kind of deserve to have to see it, but even in this case, I'm going to say I'm sorry for showing you this um because, you know, this is something that probably is going to alter the rest of your life. This This This is I don't know what this is cuz he's not making a career off of this. This is purely for the love of the game.

[00:03:03]Like I [snorts] can't even make fun of this [ __ ] Like literally [ __ ] Yes, here Yeah, it's it's I don't know what kind of Now, we are going to get There is a plot twist.

[00:03:14]There is a plot twist to this video and it makes everything even worse.

[00:03:20]But I'm going to make you watch till the end before we we get to the plot twist.

[00:03:24]Um but just know, you know, if my child ever does this, then I What child? Um I don't have a kid.

[00:03:32]>> [snorts] >> Um Let's take another one. And yes, it gets worse.

[00:03:36]And by the way, just if you didn't know, these are all only fans models.

[00:03:40]Um welcome to the to the fluid booth.

[00:03:53]Like I don't know Is this going to get me banned on YouTube for showing this? I don't think so cuz, you know, at the end of the day it's just emojis.

[00:04:02]But >> [snorts] >> something This actually looks like a guy I went to high school with. I don't think it is, but that's that's concerning. Anyway, irregardless of this, like Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated.

[00:04:17]What?

[00:04:18]The word why has not even occurred to me yet because I'm not even in a position where I'm the worst like I'm even ready to ask him why he would do this.

[00:04:33]I'm not even in a position where I can be like, "Why would you do this?"

[00:04:36]because I'm such in shock, such horror, such disgust that I can't even begin to think about asking you why you would do this. I'd I'd rather want to know what happened in your childhood to lead you to doing this. That's what I want to know. Yeah, let's just watch one more. Ranking Bob's Burgers by how badly I want to eat their [ __ ] Number five, Julia Philippo. Listen, if she's small, the digestive tract is also And let me just point out it's not like these videos are going viral and he's, you know, getting a whole bunch of attention. This video has 600 likes.

[00:05:16]Orange peanut videos get more likes than this. Like, why?

[00:05:20]By the way, no, I'm not I was going to say 10,000 likes and I'll recreate this, but I 10 billion likes and I'll recreate this.

[00:05:27]He's not even getting famous from this.

[00:05:30]He's just doing it.

[00:05:34]How did you find him? Because my my For You page hates me.

[00:05:39]small. There isn't enough [ __ ] stored in there for it to be worthwhile. I need to be full. Number four, new ranking, Ava Reyes. Ava Reyes, the only thing better than that [ __ ] is the [ __ ] that's stored inside it. She's got blonde hair that looks like it's the color gold. You know what else I value as gold? That [ __ ] [ __ ] Number three, Alina Rose.

[00:05:56]Never in my six years of of making YouTube videos have I ever come across something so foul, so so disgusting, so shameless.

[00:06:10]>> [snorts] >> And anyway, I'm I'm going to stop forcing you guys to watch these videos.

[00:06:15]This is the end of watching this.

[00:06:17]However, I do want to explain the story behind this. Do you guys want to There actually is a real monetarily incent monetary incentive behind him making these videos. There actually is.

[00:06:32]I'm going to let chat guess right now.

[00:06:35]Can you all guess why he's making these videos?

[00:06:38]Can you all do me the glory of guessing why he's making these videos?

[00:06:45]What thing can I guess? Good question.

[00:06:46]Banana? No. Money?

[00:06:51]Money's closer. Okay, cuz he's just a weirdo. Well, yes, but also there's a distinct reason why Michael THE CHIMP OH, SNAP! SOMETHING WENT WRONG WHILE DISPLAYING THIS WEBPAGE. I guess I'll [ __ ] die then. Okay.

[00:07:05]>> [snorts] >> So, if we're going through his page, and we go to the beginning, let's look at a different different video of his.

[00:07:14]This is why. When you have good chatting, you can get results like this where a guy just comes in and like cleans up for you. And with good chatting, we can still get some money out of him.

[00:07:24]And then let's take a look at one of his stories.

[00:07:30]So, yep, there you go. You got it, little birdie in chat. He is Is he talking?

[00:07:40]So, we just launched her 24 hours. It's [ __ ] crazy.

[00:07:43]He is an OnlyFans account manager.

[00:07:48]Meaning he he does all the marketing and promotion for OnlyFans girls. So, this is all a marketing scheme to I guess not only promote OnlyFans girls, but also promote the methods of managing OnlyFans girls. Now, I I think chat this might be a recessor recession indicator, first off. We may be going through a recession if people are doing this for money. But also, looking beyond that, I think you have to be a physically not physically a mentally demented human being to to to do this for money. Now, I understand like this is worse than doing all This is 10 times worse than doing OnlyFans. And doing OnlyFans in and of itself is pretty bad. Um people would want to watch the people in the videos less.

[00:08:46]Yeah, I I I don't know, guys. I don't have all the answers. All I know, at least at least he has pronouns in his bio. You know, that saves him a couple morality points. That was sarcasm, by the way. Um the uh Why? WHY?

[00:09:05]WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? I don't have any other commentary. I don't have anything else to say. Why would you do this?

[00:09:13]I don't know. But I hope I hope he goes through some intense suffering at some point in life. I don't know how.

[00:09:21]>> [snorts] >> Yeah, he's 300 followers. He's not a celebrity from doing this, but this is something that needs Don't knock a fetish. I will. I will. I will. I can and I will and I have. Um yeah, I hope I hope he stubs his toe every morning for the rest of his life.

[00:09:37]Um But all right, that's that that's all I got for you guys. I There's no happy ending to this. Just just get out of here. Orange [music] Peanut wants you to subscribe because [music and singing] he needs more money.