The Declassified UFO Files Raise Serious Questions

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[00:00:00]I'm Kristala. For the past few years, the internet has been talking about this story.

[00:00:03]>> The Bank of England warned their people, "Prepare for economic chaos sparked by aliens." Who said that?

[00:00:09]>> This post on X is making a lot of people speculate that that's a possibility.

[00:00:13]Because baby It looked identical to a 1950s alien hoax. Why would the Pentagon include this It'll all work out. Cuz it doesn't know the gator's lurking.

[00:00:23]>> [laughter] >> I love the night I love the night gator.

[00:00:28]Hey, thank y'all so much for tuning in to another Bryce's right. I hope y'all have all had a great freaking weekend and happy Mother's Day to everybody out there, but shout out to my mom, of course.

[00:00:40]Very thankful for my mom.

[00:00:42]Of course, my wife being the mother she is, thank you, thank you. And to all the other ones, we thank you.

[00:00:48]A hard job.

[00:00:49]Yeah, y'all know what time it is. It's time to dive down deep into some of the creepiest and freakiest videos I could find in the deepest, darkest corners of TikTok. And uh these are not your ordinary videos, especially not today. They're going to be blowing your mind, making your head spin, and having you question your reality. But, of course, before we get started, let's go ahead and smash that like button. Subscribe if you haven't seen it in any future content, and please leave your thoughts in the comments below. Let us know what's up.

[00:01:13]Dicey Golf, thank you so much for the big mystery bundle, best bang for your buck. And other than that, y'all know what time it is. Let's go and dive right in, y'all. Let's get it.

[00:01:24]>> [music] >> What is that?

[00:01:29]>> [music] >> Man, Gates of Hell's opening up.

[00:01:36]What do you mean Bank of England warned their people to prepare for economic chaos sparked by aliens?

[00:01:46]Yeah, what's up with this?

[00:01:46]>> I What did I miss? The Bank of England says to plan for a financial crisis triggered by aliens.

[00:01:56]What? Um I'm sorry, What's Yeah, how long do we really have to plan cuz I mean nobody can save any money. If you have parents who are 30 years old and they have a baby for the first week of life that embryo is 30 years old.

[00:02:11]What? Yeah, we're we're not always young.

[00:02:14]You want to nurse, see? Uh-huh. Mhm.

[00:02:17]Okay.

[00:02:20]When we're alive, babies would be born old if there wasn't a recess switch.

[00:02:25]Uh-huh. So So wait, at what point are you saying this is like we know this that embryos are >> People have measured it, yeah. Wild.

[00:02:33]Okay.

[00:02:34]>> It's a fairly new discovery, which is why it's shocking. But it will be known in one day pretty well.

[00:02:38]>> some point post conception it resets.

[00:02:43]>> to day nine, we know that.

[00:02:44]>> Whoa. And the baby goes back to being age zero again. Whoa. All of us we were once the age of our parents. So my parents were at about 30. I was 30 years old twice in my life when I was conceived and when I hit 30. That is wild.

[00:03:01]It's weird looking at it. At this point, I'm just convinced this world is just one big movie and somebody's watching cuz baby, listen. So I just watched this newscaster, she said she presenting a beautiful story and she go on to say that somebody threw 200 kidneys in a duffel bag in front of the hospital. The doctor come on and say they received a beautiful gift of 200 kidneys. And he was like and they was fresh. They had to got them within the last 24 hours. Baby, it's a whole crime scene inside that duffel [laughter] bag because baby, look, we got two kidneys in our body. So that's 100 people. Where are these 100 dead bodies at?

[00:03:47]Where are these people at? How is this story amazing when it's 100 people out there got to be missing without no kidneys. And people on a cruise ship Where is the beauty in that? And they talk about this is amazing beautiful story. How? Did y'all just got 200 anonymous kidneys dropped off at a hospital door that y'all claim are fresh?

[00:04:08]Where is the rest of the body? And then the doctor going on to say mention something about the brains, the lungs, and the heart. I guess he's trying to say they need that too. So, drop it off at the door.

[00:04:20]Man, what? We in a movie, y'all. We were in a movie.

[00:04:25]But is that on the black market or what?

[00:04:27]No, that's on the eBay, motherfucker. Of course that's on the black market.

[00:04:31]DoorDash Chronicles. Woof.

[00:04:35]Well, good morning everybody.

[00:04:37]Um No, yeah.

[00:04:39]This is my side duty.

[00:04:42]It's how you order dash will not be going. It's one of the passengers suddenly passed away last night.

[00:04:49]>> I'm sorry.

[00:04:50]Uh Tragic as it is With all due respect.

[00:04:54]And it was due to natural causes, we believe. I didn't see anyone uh showing any symptoms, but one person unfortunately passed away on 12 of April. And uh the wife of that person uh also passed away right after we disembarked in St. Helena. We had uh actually a lot of uh relationships with other passengers. So, I have contact. And now they are being uh very good isolation.

[00:05:24]And uh they they are now applying the necessary cautions. They're not In my view are not scared of the virus itself, but they're just uh confused about the following days.

[00:05:39]Yeah, strange cuz that wasn't like a brew booze cruise.

[00:05:41]>> Some of the people released today in the US government's UFO and extraterrestrial disclosure are pretty interesting and outright weird. So, I just thought I'd show you a couple of them now that really grabbed my attention. This is a picture from like the 1950s.

[00:06:01]You see the little guy right there?

[00:06:03]By the way, the happy face is covering up stuff we don't need to see.

[00:06:07]That's supposed to be an extraterrestrial alien.

[00:06:10]>> That's supposed to be a hoax. I'm pretty sure.

[00:06:12]>> it is. That's in the government's own archives.

[00:06:15]And that picture was also enhanced so we can see it even better. So, take another look. This is definitely weird. And if that is an extraterrestrial, these people were parading it around like a stray cat they found in the street. Now, I zoomed in on that image so we can get a better view.

[00:06:34]And once again, I covered up the part that no one needs to see.

[00:06:39]But this is really weird-looking. That very well could be an extraterrestrial.

[00:06:44]I don't know. I would absolutely discard that image if it wasn't in the government's own archive that they kept secret from the public for decades.

[00:06:55]Holy shit. Jesus Christ.

[00:06:58]>> FUCK IS THAT? IT'S AN ALIEN. THEN WE GOT this one of an object [clears throat] that was recorded from a military jet.

[00:07:05]>> from a Marvel movie. No, it's not.

[00:07:07]>> a craft of some kind. Can't get a scale of how big it is, though. It's probably not.

[00:07:12]>> And once again, it's weird, baby. It's weird. Remember, that's also from the government's own archive that they've been keeping secret from us FOR DECADES.

[00:07:24]SO, MY QUESTION IS, WHAT DO YOU THINK about the recently or just released UFO extraterrestrial evidence from the United States government? Cuz to me, it's pretty interesting, but it doesn't really clear anything up.

[00:07:39]But like I said, I want to know what you think. Let me know down in the comments section. There's more to come.

[00:07:47]Okay, breaking news. If I call your name, you've been compromised. Britain, Canada, Denmark, Germany, the Netherlands, New Zealand, St. Kitts and Nevis, Singapore, Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, and the United States. Those are the 12 countries the WHO have just informed their nationals have returned home after being on the cruise ship before the first death. Now, don't worry. That that doesn't mean that you've got any confirmed cases or even that those individuals have or have had the virus. It just is the WHO giving a little heads-up to your country saying We can't go, dude. Sorry. Holy crap.

[00:08:24]What happened? You got pink eye?

[00:08:26]Are you giving each other butterfly kisses or something?

[00:08:29]You might want to keep an eye on those individuals. But, let's talk about an even more interesting development that happened today, and that is a Dutch air hostess, right? She has come into contact with one of the individuals on the plane who had the hantavirus and is now dead. Now, that air hostess, she was hospitalized today. Doesn't mean, again, that she had the the hantavirus. They said that she was hospitalized with symptoms. So, could be the flu for all we know. But, it's significant if she is found found to have the hantavirus later because that would be the first recorded case that we know of someone catching the hanta from the origin source of the ship, but never being a passenger. But, with all of that scary stuff being said, you know, the United Nations health agency, they came out today and they said that this outbreak of the hantavirus on board is not going to be the start of a pandemic. So, you could say it's official.

[00:09:26]Probably the rats are doing experiments on the strings. This happened at the McD's. Take a look at this. It all started with Katy Perry and her six fingers. Tons of people are talking about this, but few know what it actually means. And no, this isn't just random AI weirdness. The Bible actually mentions people with six fingers, but they aren't just normal people. Second Samuel describes a war at Gath. There was a man of great stature with six fingers and he was descended from the giants. But wait, why are giants relevant? Well, that's where this gets wild. Katy went on to boldly flaunt a tarot card on the red carpet, The Magician, just specifically associated with manifestation and turning spiritual energy into physical reality. So, how does this all connect? Let me cook for a sec. When I search this in Logos, we see that scripture traces giants to a transgression that breached the boundary between divine and human realms. The sons of God, aka fallen angels, found human women attractive and took them as wives, after which the Nephilim appeared on the earth as offspring. These Nephilim hybrids were wiped out by Noah's flood, but here's the curveball.

[00:10:20]Jesus warned that the last days would be like the days of Noah. So, when we put all this together, a pattern emerges.

[00:10:26]So, when Katy Perry shows up with a six-finger glove, an alien mask, and tarot card imagery, the theme isn't just weird fashion. It visually points to an altered humanity, mankind corrupted, the human image distorted, creation twisted away from what God designed. This is exactly why I use Logos, because when culture gets spiritually confusing, I want to go deeper into scripture with trusted scholarly sources. Try seven.

[00:10:49]>> [screaming] >> A thousand years ago, how many ancestors did I have? I'm a human, you're a human, how many parents do I have? It's a kindergarten question. Of course, the answer is two. That means my parents, who are humans, also have two parents. I have four grandparents. And if you keep going backwards, I have eight great-grandparents, 16 great-great-grandparents, 2 4 8 16 32 64 128 256. There's a doubling every generation. The mathematical formula would be 2 to the 41st power. So, does that answer say 2 trillion? In theory, I should have 2 trillion ancestors. Here's the problem. Just a thousand years ago, I should have 2 trillion ancestors. And yet, the world population was under a billion, let alone under 2 trillion. The solution, yes, is connecting the branches. So, think about what this means. So, I'm my own 20th cousin.

[00:11:41]Something like that. But, so are you. My branches and my wife's branches have to connect to make the math work for every single person on the planet. So, my wife and I are probably 15th cousins or 16th cousins. You and I are related, which means we ultimately must connect back to an original ancestor, like Noah.

[00:11:58]Hold on.

[00:12:00]Wait up.

[00:12:01]About the cruise ship that's currently holding passengers >> have the that also has the passengers that also has the Hanta Those the virus. Let's back up to a few weeks Okay, it's conspiracy time. And yes, it's about the cruise ship that's currently holding passengers that also has the Hanta virus. Let's back up to a few weeks ago. All of a sudden, out of nowhere, this guy appears. Sail with me across the Atlantic Ocean. Hi, I'm Jake and I'm spending the next 35 days crossing the Atlantic visiting some of the most remote islands in the world.

[00:12:27]That's Jake and he's a travel content creator. Never had seen him before in my entire life, but the algorithm does what it does and it just starts feeding you new videos that you might have not seen before. He's cute, he's engaging, whatever. Flash forward to about a week ago, I get the video that I just showed you, which was Jake's intro video to the boat that he's currently on, which happens to be the one with the Hanta virus. 3 weeks ago, I started seeing him on my page. Then I see that video a few times and I don't think anything of it until there's a lone passenger from this cruise ship reporting about this virus that's on the ship. Guess who it is?

[00:12:57]Yeah. It's Jake. So, you're telling me a few weeks ago, his videos just randomly started popping up on my page and he just happens to be on this ship that happens to have this virus and he just happens to be the only person on the ship reporting the news from the ship.

[00:13:12]Like, what was the algorithm grooming me for 3 to 4 weeks ago? You guys kind of get where I'm going, right? Coincidence?

[00:13:19]They uh So, it makes me think there was a guy and I think we heard about it in a video maybe a month or two ago that uh there was a guy that going strictly like to water sources, like still water sources, like natural ponds or whatever they're so still. And he was trying to contract the virus. I can't remember if it was It almost sounds like it was hantavirus. And then we stopped hearing from him completely.

[00:13:43]Does this have anything to do with that?

[00:13:45]They are the Alcatraz escapees.

[00:13:49]>> [laughter] >> Do you know the real names of the Apollo 11 um astronauts before?

[00:13:55]>> They became astronauts. Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and Michael Collins. That's it. Yeah, but that's not their original names.

[00:14:00]>> Oh. Okay, what were their original names? Michael Collins was known as Frank Morris, Armstrong was known as Clarence Anglin, and Buzz Aldrin was John Anglin. Oh. And why [clears throat] did they change their names, Rob? They are the Alcatraz escapees.

[00:14:19]>> [laughter] >> So, Rob >> [laughter] >> they escaped from Alcatraz to become astronauts? They were given a pardon if they would join in and comply.

[00:14:35]But what about all the training for years they would have had to do?

[00:14:39]To do what? To go where? YEAH. AH.

[00:14:43]I MEAN, IF THEY got captured, at least they'd be able to escape, right? So, now we have a person that's sick on a flight that had nothing to do with the boat.

[00:14:51]Well, let's go to flight 4Z132 and you see that it has landed. Good news is is it's not scheduled to take off for another 8 days. Bad news is hantavirus in Gematria is 1,229, which is also the same thing for judgment is coming, which is the same for antivirus, which is the same for Oh, I can't say that. And when you put that word over into English, it comes to 1,470.

[00:15:17]And oh, what's that? And also interestingly, you take that phrase and you translate it back to Hebrew Gematria, it comes to that number. And can someone tell me why he keeps looking up like he's reading something off? And they also said that the ship is anchored. However, you have movement.

[00:15:34]And I can't show you right now, but there's also another passenger ship that is near it. And just to give you an idea, this is where the ship is. All the way down here is where the airplane came from. So, do I need to come out of the shadows and track this flight for y'all?

[00:15:49]Tell me in the comments. Take care. God bless.

[00:15:51]Seems like there might be a source of something bad going on there that Okay, people. So, I made a video stating that everything could be a hoax.

[00:16:01]The Jake guy What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm? Uh khakis.

[00:16:08]She sounds hideous. Well, she's a guy.

[00:16:10]Who fucking made the video crying on the ship saying, "I'm here. I'm stuck. The virus."

[00:16:17]He's a partner with the company with the boat with the company with the cruise ship he's on.

[00:16:23]He's a partner.

[00:16:25]I'm telling you.

[00:16:27]I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. They made him out to be some American. This poor guy stuck on the ship. He's a fucking partner on that cruise ship's on the on the company's cruise ship.

[00:16:45]Oh my god. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. This is all going to come to light. I'm telling you this is a fucking planned story. Telling you.

[00:16:57]Jake from State Farm, you're still here.

[00:17:01]People, open your fucking eyes.

[00:17:04]Do some research. The guy crying who we all saw, that's the initial the only person on the ship making a video.

[00:17:11]He's literally a partner This kind of weird. that company. He bought into the company, he owns part of it.

[00:17:21]Oh, man, this is all going to be wonderful.

[00:17:24]I'm telling you. I'm telling you this is a hoax. I'm telling you >> about it.

[00:17:28]>> They're doing something bigger behind our backs. THEY TOOK EVERYTHING.

[00:17:33]STEP AWAY FROM THE EDGE. YOU DON'T have to do this, buddy.

[00:17:38]You just say, I hope I'd love to be proven wrong.

[00:17:42]Thousands of people on GLP-1 weight loss medications, like Ozempic and Wegovy, are reporting something that their doctors never mentioned as a side effect. Their relationships are totally changing, and not in the ways that were expected. Three things. Number one, several users report losing interest in activities, foods, and even people they previously found deeply pleasurable.

[00:18:03]The drugs quiet the brain's reward system broadly, not just around food.

[00:18:08]Number two, therapists are reporting an uptick in couples where one partner on a weight loss drug has become emotionally flatter, much less engaged, and in some cases less romantically interested. The partner often on the medication not on the medication often describes feeling like they're living with someone totally different.

[00:18:25]Number three, researchers studying GLP-1 receptors in the brain found they are present in areas governing emotional attachment, motivation, and bonding, not just appetite. The drug may literally be changing the number on the scale, and also the person attached to it at the same time.

[00:18:43]Of course, talk to your doctor before assuming this flatness is depression.

[00:18:47]The case the cause may be biochemical and specific, but follow along for more and share this with someone out there who's navigating this quietly.

[00:18:54]Mhm, be careful out there. So, my entire life has been a lie because I just learned about placebo buttons and how often they are actually used. And if you're like me and you've never heard of a placebo button before, this is a button that looks like it does something but actually does nothing, and it only exists to give people the illusion of control. Like how 80% of elevator close buttons actually do nothing. So, remember that next time you're pressing it as someone is running to the elevator. In a huge number of office buildings, the thermostats that you see on the wall that let people control the AC or heat are actually dummy ones, and the true HVAC controls are hidden inside air ducts. And ever since most cities started using a computerized automation regarding their traffic systems, the vast majority of crosswalk buttons are actually placebo buttons and have no actual control over traffic lights.

[00:19:53]And this guy literally just revealed what some people are calling Cookie Gate, which is Dollar Tree is selling Girl Scout cookies. And if this revelation knocks your socks off, just wait. I have something that I want to share with you as a dad to three Girl Scouts. Probably idiots out there that say that the Dollar Tree and Girl Scout cookies don't taste the same. Let me tell you this is coming from a mom who is deep in the trenches of selling Girl Scout cookies. I'm going to show you something about these boxes. Here is a Girl Scout box of Thin Mints, and here is a knockoff from the Dollar Tree.

[00:20:22]Dollar Tree, manufactured by Inner Bake Foods. Girl Scout, Inner Bake Foods. The address on where they're manufactured, identical. The ingredients, exactly the same. These two boxes of cookies are made in the exact same facility. One is $1.25, one is $6. Now, I'm not saying don't for your old Girl Scouts, cuz this time of year, buy Girl Scout cookies.

[00:20:42]For the whole rest of the year, go to the Dollar Tree. Here's the thing that surprised me the most These things cost $6 a box. Do you know how much the troop gets per box? Less than a dollar. It's like 80 something cents. So, to be perfectly honest with you, if you really want to save money and support your local troop, donate money to them. When you see their cookie booth, just drop a couple bucks into the donation jar. And if they don't have a donation jar, just ask them if you could donate money to them. And then go buy your cookies guilt-free from Dollar Tree. So, you could go to Dollar Tree, spend, say, $2 on a box, take the extra four and just give it to the troop. They will be much better off. Do me a favor, if this is the first you've ever heard of this, send it around. Make sure other people know. The best thing you could do is just give them a couple bucks, help them on their programs. They do a lot of great work. It's very empowering. I think the program's great. I just think the cookie sales is just a little ridiculous.

[00:21:33]Yeah.

[00:21:35]She's all right.

[00:21:49]I'm not afraid of you. And can I get a hot tub?

[00:21:52]Gone with the wind vibes. This had to give me gone with the wind vibes.

[00:21:57]>> [laughter] >> Here's a crazy thought. What if school says obey or fail, government says obey or jail, and religion says obey or hell, because they're all systems of fear built to control your mind.

[00:22:12]Nah, that's crazy.

[00:22:15]Who would think of that?

[00:22:18]Did you notice that something already seemed off during one of Jake Rossmar and Island landings on the MV Hondius cruise ship a month ago? As one of the passengers on board, Jake had been documenting the entire trip from the beginning. A month ago, he even posted what the cruise looked like before departure. And 5 days after the ship set sail, they arrived at South Georgia Island near Antarctica. The island is extremely remote, filled with wildlife, including penguin colonies, glaciers, seals, and polar landscapes. And at the time, almost all the crew members and passengers went ashore together to explore the island. But this is where things get interesting. In one of Jake's videos, he recorded the moment everyone returned to the ship, and they specifically emphasized biosecurity measures. Every passenger and crew member had to clean their shoes and disinfect themselves because they could accidentally bring dirt or unknown viruses back from the island. After that, everyone on board started eating together, and this is exactly the part people are now questioning. Because areas near Antarctica, especially places filled with glaciers and wildlife, can sometimes carry unknown viruses. And with nearly 150 people on board at the time, nobody can really know whether every safety measure was fully followed or not. But no matter what happened, hopefully everyone on board can make it off the ship safely and reunite with their family soon. Do you think the island landing could actually be connected to everything happening now?

[00:23:31]Mhm.

[00:23:34]Mhm. We'll find out.

[00:23:35]>> the hantavirus. It looks for all the world like the hantavirus, but I can promise you that it's not.

[00:23:41]Well, I mean, she she exhibited all the symptoms of the hemorrhagic fever, the severe chills, the huge shock. But I mean, the thing is that that that they all developed in a matter of seconds.

[00:23:48]And and and and the hantavirus doesn't kill that fast. I mean, no virus in the world kills that fast.

[00:23:52]You told her about the hantavirus right before she died?

[00:23:54]Why?

[00:23:55]Because she kept bringing it up. I mean, it it was like the power of suggestion.

[00:23:58]Well, she was she was standing there and she was saying that she was afraid of contagion. And then all of a sudden, she just She was afraid.

[00:24:07]Uh-oh.

[00:24:08]Part of the government's released UFO files today show that NASA's Apollo 12 moon mission spotted and recorded several UFOs over the moon.

[00:24:22]That's what the files say. Let's look into it a little bit.

[00:24:26]So, these are some of the images released from the government's UFO files that show the UFOs over the moon during the Apollo 12 moon mission.

[00:24:38]This one is by far the most interesting cuz you can actually see it a little bit.

[00:24:44]The others just look like tiny white dots in the sky, which is kind of amazing because when you look at the Apollo 12 moon mission photos that have been out there for decades, you can't see anything in the sky.

[00:24:59]Not even stars.

[00:25:01]So, how can there be no stars captured by those Apollo cameras, but they can see a bunch of UFOs up up in the skies over the moon watching them?

[00:25:13]Now, I'm not saying those photos aren't real.

[00:25:16]I'm just saying it kind of contradicts the photos we've had from the Apollo 12 moon mission for years and years and years. Cuz I don't see even stars up there, like I said before.

[00:25:28]But, maybe there's an answer for it. I'm no expert on how this stuff works. I'm just glad we're getting some UFO files, even if they're from NASA and their Apollo moon missions.

[00:25:41]I'll keep you updated as more stuff gets released.

[00:25:45]Shabadewuskies.

[00:25:47]Shabadoo.

[00:25:48]Thanks again, Joe. Glad you updated again to spaghettios. Those beans did not look good.

[00:25:54]Okay, so this is a rendering in real time.

[00:25:56]Like so.

[00:25:58]Just think if this is on a global scale.

[00:26:04]Freckles aren't sun damage. They appear in patterns, and those patterns much something that nobody in dermatology wants to fucking talk about. Little brown spots caused by melanin concentrations in the skin triggered by UV exposure. Standard science. Not weird until you start mapping them. There's a theory that freckles don't appear randomly. They cluster along specific lines and points on the body that correspond to what's known in traditional Chinese medicine as meridian lines, energy channels, the points where acupuncture needles go. Now, before your really fucking eyes, someone actually mapped this. Plotted freckle concentrations across hundreds of subjects and found statistically significant clustering on the parts where meridians are traditionally drawn.

[00:26:44]Not perfectly, but way more than random distribution would predict. And here's the thing, the MC1R gene again, same gene as redheads. People with freckles carry a variant of the same mutation that produces red hair. The one nobody can fully explain the origin of. And people with this shit gene variant don't just freckle differently, they feel pain differently, process anesthesia differently, react to temperature differently. The same biological openness expressed through dots on the skin instead of fucking hair color.

[00:27:12]Every ancient European culture had a thing about freckles. In Ireland, they were called angel kisses. In parts of Scandinavia, they were marks of the fae.

[00:27:20]In the medieval period, it was evidence of witchcraft. Marks on the skin that shouldn't be there. Appearing in patterns that seemed deliberate, like something was writing on these fucking people. Oh, and I found a study and this one's going to cause some problems. They found that people with heavy freckling had a higher than average incidence of reporting paranormal experiences, significantly higher. Not just ghost sightings, precognition, synchronicities, the feeling of being watched. The researchers attributed it to personality traits associated with the gene variant. But what happens when the gene turns them gay? Like what happened with me? That's a conspiracy.

[00:27:53]>> Well, that's a weird fucking thing to brush off, isn't it? The gene that marks your skin also makes you more likely to sense things that aren't supposed to be there. Freckles aren't damage, they're markers and they're distributed across your body in a pattern that someone or something designed. Count your freckles and look up a meridian chart and try not to freak out when they line I love freckles. And people always hate on them. I'm like, "Dude, I love freckles."

[00:28:15]>> What's that? Oh, the UFO/alien files have officially been released and it's getting a bit eerie.

[00:28:22]Tell me more. Yeah, they've officially released 160 current files involving UFOs and certain things such as orbs that they've caught over the years at military bases, at airports, at Area 51 and various other places. And a lot of the UFOs that they're showing happen to actually be more football shaped and metallic in color. And they said, "This is just the beginning." They said there's going to be probably a weekly release of certain files that are going to include pictures, video, certain encounter, and various other things that they said we're not fully prepared for yet.

[00:29:00]Because they said there's things that we aren't going to believe when we first see them.

[00:29:06]Okay. But, strap in for what's to come and what's going to be released in the near future because they said they believe it's going to change the course of the world as we know it. Okay.

[00:29:19]Yeah, a long way to wait so long. The story of the Joplin butterfly people may actually be the scariest thing I have ever heard. But, the theory behind what it actually is may be even scarier.

[00:29:31]>> What?

[00:29:31]>> So, on May 22nd, 2011, a tornado would touch down in Joplin, Missouri, one of the strongest tornadoes ever recorded in human history. It would account for $2.8 billion worth of damage in just the town of Joplin. And But, one of the main points of the story is actually that Joplin was one of the first EF5 tornadoes to actually be recorded with like smartphones and cell phone footage, right? After this tornado had touched down, there were reports from hundreds of children that survived this tornado that they were protected by these things called butterfly people, right?

[00:30:04]Butterfly people?

[00:30:05]>> It was reported that yeah, these these people were protecting the children and they didn't really know what it was for a long time. People would have just say They just think the kids were making it up? No, they thought that this was just a figment of their imagination to help them survive whatever this tragedy was.

[00:30:20]Well, the actual explanation that some people have come up with is actually much more terrifying than that. This tornado was so strong that it's believed that the people that are considered the butterfly people were actually people whose backs were ripped open by the strength of this tornado and made the skin on their backs flap as if they were wings. What? And the children would look up and see these people flying through the air in these tornadoes. Horrifying.

[00:30:48]And they thought that they were butterfly people there to save them. One of these was actually caught on camera in a photo, and you can see the butterfly person, but we don't really know what it is on his back. There were several bodies that were found that matched the description. The Joplin tornado is one of the most demonic and evil tragedies I have ever heard.

[00:31:14]Who said that?

[00:31:14]>> One of them, I think. They're they're waving us over. Let's go. And there was a demon [clears throat] like before demonic. What does that even mean? Bro, what are you feeling? I let out a rage, man. Just have you ate a weight. How fast or slow should I start it off?

[00:31:27]That's good. Dude, this belt is crazy.

[00:31:29]It looks like you took it from a train or something.

[00:31:31]>> Oh, yeah. Seat belt belts keep you secure. You're right. Choice.

[00:31:34]>> [laughter] >> All right, let me uh put some shit down before you get on.

[00:31:37]Plug it.

[00:31:40]Speaking of plugs, dicey golf.

[00:31:45]>> [music] [singing] [music] >> I'mma put her in a brand new Benz, nigga.

[00:32:07]>> [music] >> Tryna make money. I let a shot off, your head going pop off. They think they sold to a helicopter. [music] Had a talk with the devil, got me a metal just to show a fellow popper. Hop on the beat and I got to get hype.

[00:32:20]We got LeBron on the mic. Who you know go the hardest? I just let go the [music] hardest. I've been diving off a cliff. I'm about to let it go.

[00:32:29]First I got to take a sniff, then I'm lighting up the bowl. I'm in the spirit and [music] I throw the bowl. Yeah, 48 punches to the floor. Yeah, I'm clocking that shit by the dough. Y'all ain't getting none of that dough >> [music] >> cuz I'm rocking >> Mhm.

[00:32:44]I like that way too much.

[00:32:46]NASA just discovered a new planet in our orbit and just released its first image online. Great, now we have Uranus and Neptune. No wonder it's in the Milky Way.

[00:33:00]>> [clears throat] >> No, it's all right.

[00:33:06]Watch out, Chance.

[00:33:09]That looks crazy, doesn't it?

[00:33:11]Yeah.

[00:33:14]Woah.

[00:33:16]Holy shit.

[00:33:20]Look at that. That's my name.

[00:33:22]Can they shoot that?

[00:33:23]>> you realize he really is. Or if they only just come out like [clears throat] when they're There are images on Google Earth that don't feel real at all, and this might be one of them.

[00:33:34]Everything begins from space, above the clouds, above the ocean, above a forgotten runway where almost nobody looks.

[00:33:42]We slowly descend, and at first it looks like a normal airport, but then something impossible appears, a gigantic airplane >> [music] >> captured in 3D directly by satellite.

[00:33:54]Its shape looks distorted. The wings seem broken by reality itself.

[00:33:59]And the body of the aircraft looks like it's moving even though the image is frozen.

[00:34:04]How can a satellite capture something like this?

[00:34:06]Some people say it's only a scanning error. Others believe the image was taken at the exact moment the object was moving. But the closer you look, the less normal it feels.

[00:34:17]The texture almost looks transparent.

[00:34:19]The edges are warped, and even the shadow beneath it doesn't seem right.

[00:34:23]The more you zoom in, the more unsettling the image becomes.

[00:34:27]Almost like this aircraft was never supposed to be seen from this angle.

[00:34:33]Watch this. OH, GREEN LIGHT.

[00:34:35]OH, [screaming] I GOT IT. OH MY GOD, I GOT IT.

[00:34:40]OH MY GOSH. THAT WAS THE BIGGEST DOG >> [music] >> Low neurotics are very emotionally stable. They usually don't worry. They say things like, "Don't worry about it."

[00:35:08]or "It'll all work out."

[00:35:11]They do that because they actually have a different chemical response to negative events. What they found is that high neurotics, like me, we carry the short form of the serotonin transporter gene.

[00:35:22]Serotonin makes us feel calm. It makes us feel like everything's going to be okay.

[00:35:26]High neurotics, we produce less serotonin more slowly.

[00:35:30]So, something bad happens to me. Let's say I get a bad email.

[00:35:33]My adrenaline shoots up. My cortisol shoots up. I begin to worry.

[00:35:37]My body is slow to respond with the serotonin that will say, "It's okay.

[00:35:42]It'll be okay."

[00:35:43]So, I literally have a negative response for longer. That is why we worry.

[00:35:48]High neurotics chemically feel things worse than low neurotics.

[00:35:53]So, in a relationship, low neurotics are like, "Why are you worrying about this?

[00:35:56]You can't do anything about it anyway."

[00:35:58]And the high neurotic is like, "Because if it happens, it will feel very bad.

[00:36:01]And my serotonin hasn't kicked in yet."

[00:36:07]NASA just released 12,000 raw images from the latest Artemis mission. Look at all these. I'm going to show you the best ones. The Earth and the Moon, gorgeous. And from a different perspective showing the distance. This one's the best. The color and resolution is so good. Like, look at these features on the Moon. We got close-up photos of Earth. Can you imagine if we got photos this gorgeous of another planet? We live on the most incredible planet. With our atmosphere, they got the Milky Way, which was clearly a struggle to get because the capsule was spinning. There are thousands of close-up photos of the moon showing its incredible surface features and old dried-up lakes of lava.

[00:36:43]But my favorite photos are the ones that remind us that humans took them like this one and the ones with glares in the window. There are a lot of those. This is clearly a human taking a photo of where they came from and where they went. All the other ones they didn't get perfect like when the moon is overexposed or there's glares or you can see the outline of the window they're looking through. It's not a pretty link, but if you want to see all 12,000, you can screenshot this and copy this from your photo album because there are 12,000. I didn't even get started. Yeah, >> [clears throat] >> very interested to see all those.

[00:37:15]So what episode was the Hantavirus on The Simpsons so I can catch up and kind of you know figure out what >> I got you. Don't worry.

[00:37:25]That's what y'all come here for, right?

[00:37:28]Does anyone find anything odd about this Simpson episode released in 2012?

[00:37:35]Keep watching. Polar cruise from Argentina to Antarctica. It's currently being held right now off the West African coast. It's not being allowed to disembark at or dock as a precaution after three people, a Dutch couple and a German national died and then others fell ill. Now right now the the cause of their deaths have not been officially confirmed, but it is unclear how this outbreak could have started and even if it originated on board the ship. Right now at least seven cases have been identified of [music] Hantavirus. Enjoy it while you can.

[00:38:18]This is General William Sullivan with an emergency message. Outbreak of the deadly Pandora virus is spreading rapidly. All ships must remain at sea until further Humanity must endure.

[00:38:30]It appears we have no choice. To avoid the virus, we must remain at sea indefinitely.

[00:38:38]>> [music] >> On On this we reach our exciting and hopefully virus-free destination, romantic Antarctica. Romantic Antarctica. Romantic Antarctica. Polar cruise from Argentina to Antarctica.

[00:38:57]What do y'all think? The curse of the Power Rangers.

[00:39:00]>> There's a list of people who have put on the Power Ranger costume and things have gone horribly horribly wrong. The Red Ranger costume was doomed from the start.

[00:39:07]>> favorite.

[00:39:08]>> This one is absolutely wild. He left the Power Rangers [music] and started like dog training. He got hired by a lady to come take care of the shelter. Wasn't doing his job. She sent her brother over to go talk with him. The Red Ranger guy kills her brother with a sword. Back to his roots.

[00:39:24]>> Full on like in his head, I am a Power Ranger. The Green Power Ranger, remember him with the gold? And his brother, Eric Frank, did five episodes as well. After that, ended up ending his own life. We, the original Yellow Power Ranger, she's driving around, gets in a wreck. Her friend gets ejected through the triangle window. She gets paralyzed from [music] the neck down for the rest of her life.

[00:39:43]We, the Yellow Power Ranger, dies. The curse continues. Zordon, he died of a heart aneurysm at age 43. Oh my god.

[00:39:51]>> nowhere, the guy that played the Green Power Ranger, [music] he ends up ending his own life. Why? God. People love the Power Rangers. But behind it, just darkness, dude. I still love them. Makes me think of like uh Varsity Blues. Yeah, that's really crazy that >> of my Twitter. from 2022 that said quote 2023, end of coronavirus. 2026, hantavirus.

[00:40:17]End quote.

[00:40:18]The page only has four tweets and it's been verified that that person, whoever they are, tweeted that in 2022.

[00:40:27]That's fucking crazy.

[00:40:32]These are your We have some big news right now. Disney Cruise staffers are among up to 28 individuals arrested as part of a massive child essay material operation. Earlier in April well, US Customs and Border Protection boarded five separate ships during a period between April 23rd and April 25th. One of which one of one of the ships being a Disney cruise ship and arrested [clears throat] dozens of people as part of a massive ongoing child sexual exploitation material enforcement operation. It was first reported by the New York Post.

[00:41:04]It's since been reported by the by USA Today and others. According to Inside the Magic, which covers Disney related news, 10 Disney cruise ship staffers were among those arrested. The identities of the staffers completely unknown at this time. It occurred in San Diego at the B Street Cruise Terminal and passengers and children on the ship literally watched as, for example, a head waiter was loaded into a van and taken off by authorities. Pretty big news. As always, spread the word and follow along for all the news you need to know about more to come. You guys are going to hell. Watch, dude.

[00:41:38]Can't do anything anymore.

[00:41:41]You guys look at this. Six fingers. 1 2 3 4 5 6. I believe all jokes.

[00:41:47]>> Also, I character and accidentally threw that fifth finger in there.

[00:41:50]>> here and here? We should all figure that out and replicate this. That's a key.

[00:41:55]Is that the gold bar and is that silver or is that rhodium? What is this? Does anybody know the research? Please comment. TIME TO RAVE.

[00:42:07]WHAT'S UP, PARTNER?

[00:42:08]THAT WAS A PUZZLE PIECE. That's probably the missing key.

[00:42:12]Here's the difference between a pig's eye and a human's eye. Oh, that's trap.

[00:42:15]That's not even I thought you know. Oh.

[00:42:20]>> [clears throat] >> Okay.

[00:42:23]You got me.

[00:42:25]Teaching this dog to speak made it self-aware. This dog Bunny was taught to speak using a mat with buttons.

[00:42:31]Basically, it taps a button and that button will say a certain word. Now at first, Bunny would use the mat to say cute stuff like love you, Mom. But recently, Bunny has started to use the speaking mat in a more concerning way.

[00:42:41]You see, in a recent video, Bunny used the mat to make the statement I human.

[00:42:45]And when Bunny's mom corrected Bunny saying, "No, Bunny, you're a dog." Bunny refused to believe this and simply said, "No." Now, this isn't the first concerning thing that Bunny has used the mat to say. A while back, Bunny told its mom that there was a stranger in the house when there was actually nobody there. And teaching Bunny to speak has actually had some other unintended consequences because Bunny learning to speak via this mat has actually caused Bunny to have to go on to antidepressants.

[00:43:12]I guess to cope with the fact that it's not human.

[00:43:20]It's fake.

[00:43:22]The [snorts] cruise ship is fake.

[00:43:24]It's fake.

[00:43:25]Think about it for a second.

[00:43:27]It's the year 2026 and only one person took out their cell phone to record that they want to go home. Where is everyone else? How many folks have TikToks?

[00:43:39]Say what? What? TikTok accounts? TikTok >> They're all old. They don't have TikTok.

[00:43:46]Just to better put into perspective how big this data center that was secretly approved in Utah is, well, it is 41,000 acres in size, right? Or about 62 square miles, which means this is going to be bigger than Salt Lake City, bigger than the city of San Francisco, much bigger than the city of Boston, three times bigger than the island of Manhattan, okay? So, if the data center was put above this entire region, it would cover this entire region. This right here is the existing NSA data center that's already in Utah. It is the NSA's largest data center in the world, right? It would be 200 times the size of this existing data center. And I just want to reiterate, right? Like this data center, the size of the center was approved in a back door dealing, okay? County commissioners and county board members just approved it without a public vote and without public opinion. And when protesters showed up to protest this, rightfully so, look how large it is and how much resources it's going to suck, the county board members demeaned them, okay? Called them fake for their outrage. I think it's fair to be outraged. Absolutely.

[00:45:01]It's ridiculous. This footage shows the answer to dimensional beings from the Miami mall incident.

[00:45:08]I don't I wonder if they're going to release that stuff.

[00:45:15]Or if it's going to be included inside of those files they released.

[00:45:19]That'd be interesting.

[00:45:27]I mean, it'd be a good step forward.

[00:45:30]There's some news you may not have heard. On April 13th, 2026, there was a 5.7 magnitude earthquake in Fallon, Nevada. But this is where it gets weird.

[00:45:40]The following video comes from a witness named Louie. He noticed out in the desert there was a crack, a miles long crack that occurred out there, and you can see the actual smoke rising up from it. This even made their local news.

[00:45:54]Take a look at this video, comment below, tell me what you think. Wow.

[00:45:59]I know everybody in Fallon just felt that earthquake, but look at the fault line.

[00:46:03]All the way >> [sighs] [snorts] >> up into the mountains. You can see the dust rising where it cracked.

[00:46:12]I know everybody in Fallon just felt that earthquake, but look at the fault line.

[00:46:18]That's wild.

[00:46:20]All the way I don't know. Oof, I'm telling you. I don't know.

[00:46:25]>> Up into the mountains. You can see the dust rising where it cracked.

[00:46:41]Holy [clears throat] shit.

[00:46:52]Just slip it down here.

[00:46:57]Give me that.

[00:47:08]I think this shit is stuck.

[00:47:12]I can't find my diamond ring.

[00:47:15]Flushed it.

[00:47:19]I mean, I was on my growling at first.

[00:47:23]Definitely not.

[00:47:25]The FBI said this. This is a mysterious 4-ft tall crewman exiting a UFO in the 1960s.

[00:47:34]FBI summarized reports of metallic craft capable of hovering silently, reaching fantastic speeds, and interfering with electromagnetic equipment. A few witnesses have reported seeing crewman who landed from the objects, the document stated, describing the beings as being 3 and 1/2 to 4-ft tall, wearing what appear to be spacesuits and helmets. There's no way, right? I mean, this is I'm Chris D'Elia, and for the past few years, the internet has been talking about this story.

[00:48:07]A lot of people even have questions about the whole Balenciaga mannequin thing.

[00:48:11]To where some people think I've been missing.

[00:48:14]I'm not missing.

[00:48:15]I actually just have been living my life and Sure. not really me active on the internet.

[00:48:22]And I never really even got the chance to really explain what happened.

[00:48:26]So, I figured it's time to talk about it and actually tell the story myself.

[00:48:33]Right. And and also, you want to know something else? Look up human ashes under a microscope.

[00:48:39]Hm?

[00:48:40]Tell me I want you to tell me what this looks like, bro. Who would do that?

[00:48:44]Images. Images. See, God, that's why he got come back. This is some shit we just weren't supposed to be doing.

[00:48:50]Huh?

[00:48:50]Yo.

[00:48:52]I'm not going to lie. I have never seen some shit like that.

[00:48:55]>> Galaxy. It's a fucking galaxy. It's a galaxy, bro.

[00:48:59]>> I'm not going to lie, though. Show more.

[00:49:01]I do think we are made of earth and earth like we're it's very similar to the earth.

[00:49:07]>> no, no, no. We're not. We're made The universe.

[00:49:11]>> of stars. Look up humans and stars compounds.

[00:49:16]We are made of the same compounds as a star, bro. And when you look at our everything, everything, to the nearest fucking But hold on, how the fuck they know the star made of?

[00:49:33]He said I haven't read that far into my research.

[00:49:35]>> of yours who never post on social media?

[00:49:37]Totally boring nerds, right? Well, you've got that all wrong, according to psychology. It's probably not that they're boring. They just don't think they need an audience. Psychology has a concept called social comparison theory, which is basically what it sounds like.

[00:49:48]And from an evolutionary psychology perspective, posting online is a status signaling behavior. And we've been signaling status since we were still apes in all kinds of ways. But our go-to way in modern times is keeping up with the Joneses type stuff. Creating and consuming spectacles on social media, whether it's showing off our new car, our relationship, our vacation, whatever. Most people on social media are measuring their self-worth against others, whether they realize it or not.

[00:50:12]People who don't participate are not disengaged from life, they've simply disconnected from the need for that external validation. And they're definitely onto something because research has repeatedly shown that this comparison culture has really negative impacts on our mental health, especially for young people. And the backlash to all this has already begun in a major way. A recent poll by the BBC found that nearly a third of social media users are posting less now than they were a year ago. And it is Gen Z that's leading the charge, which is how you know the backlash is real. When even the age group who's basically never known a social media-free world are turning on it. Well, let's just say those friends of yours who have no idea about the latest memes aren't boring and out of touch. They're ironically ahead of the curve.

[00:50:55]This is an update on the strange alien image. It's allegedly a negative photo of the strange dead being that was found in a UFO crash site in New Mexico. Well, wait a minute. So, let me get this straight. This right here was in the files? This was in the government files?

[00:51:13]There's no way. This is audio from 1965 Gemini mission 7 UFO sighting.

[00:51:23]This is Houston. Say again, 7.

[00:51:28]Is that the booster or is that an actual sighting?

[00:51:40]I understand you have many small particles going by on the left. How is there no delay? What the fuck?

[00:51:52]Ooh, metal circle.

[00:51:56]And it's here. Let let's So Sir, I've got your order right here.

[00:52:03]Oh, fuck, it stinks in here. Yeah, man, it's pussy. Get the fuck out of here.

[00:52:07]If this is your final destination, your check bags can be claimed at carousel number five.

[00:52:13]For those customers that need special assistance, we ask that you please remain comfortably seated.

[00:52:29]>> [music] [music] >> A woman in Arizona filed a lawsuit claiming that she is Miley Cyrus's biological mother. She claims that she had Miley when she was 12. You cannot tell me that this is not her mom. Tish literally said copy and paste. They look so similar.

[00:52:55]>> According to the reporting, the woman's name is Jamie Lee. She also alleges that Billy Ray and Tish cut off contact with her. Uh, the FBI has official documents that blatantly talk about interdimensional aliens, and everyone's cool with that?

[00:53:06]>> Dating back to July 8th in 1947, the exact same date as the first-ever mainstream UFO crash in Roswell, New Mexico. This is on their official government site. Like, this document actually exists. It's real. And it kind of already told us what all these drones, UAPs, and orbs in our skies really are almost 80 years ago. I'm warning you, this is about to get wild, cuz a lot of what's written here has been happening right in front of us. The document is several pages long, but this page right here is by far the most interesting. It's a memorandum addressed to scientists and military authorities, written by someone who has several degrees and is a former university department head. Definitely doesn't sound like your local nut job. It goes on to describe the flying saucers as UFOs were commonly referred to back then. Starting off by saying that any plane that attacks these saucers will almost certainly be destroyed and warning that doing so may cause panic among the public. So, keep it low-key.

[00:54:01]The document continues to explain these crafts in detail and this is where it gets weird. According to this, some of the UFOs carry crews, like living beings flying them from the inside and others are fully remote controlled. I feel like we kind of already knew that. Then it gives us a bit of hope saying that whatever they are, their mission is peaceful and are just looking to settle on our planet. Not the worst news, right? These visitors are human-like, yet much larger than us and are not from Earth, but from their own world, clearly. But, they don't come from another planet as we would expect, but rather an ethereal realm which interpenetrates our own and is not perceptible to us. Put simply, interdimensional beings. That's literally what it's saying. And their bodies and crafts automatically materialize into existence when they enter our dimension. Their crafts also possess a radiant energy that will easily disintegrate any attacking ship.

[00:54:57]So, all these images coming out of this are starting to look very familiar, like too familiar. And I thought about how would I talk about this subject without my video getting flagged. Cuz if I talk about what happened in the past, well, the recent past, all those videos always get flagged. So, let's talk about just some of the basics up front. A virus broke out on a cruise ship. People were quarantined on it. But before that seemed to happen, a lot of people got off the boat and went to all the corners of the world. You know, and contact tracing has started. And they'd only do that if they're worried about exactly that, tracing the contacts. And if you get on world news, the world news is covering this, but American news, they barely just started covering. And going to speed run a lot of this, I guess.

[00:55:37]This guy This guy's definitely reading a teleprompter. I don't know if he wrote a script and he's reading his own script, but something's definitely off on this guy's video. Argentina is starting to catch and test rodents at the origin point, but reports are saying 23 people got off of the ship and went to all corners of the world. All this is happening right before the World Cup, where people from all around the world are going to be in one spot. Seven Americans who returned back to the United States are being monitored by state health departments. You know, the US left the World Health Organization.

[00:56:04]And also Argentina. And where did this originate from, they're thinking? You know, there's a lot of theories of what happened in the past, and there's going to be a lot of theories with this one. I guess we're just going to wait. But if this video doesn't get flagged, I'm definitely going to cover this more, so prepare for that.

[00:56:23]Were you trying to get on?

[00:56:24]>> If you want to do something, I'm down. I I actually got a pedal that has some pedals.

[00:56:28]Oh, okay. Yeah, let's do it. No one's ever pulled up with a pedal before, I don't think. It's battery powered, too.

[00:56:32]Hell yeah. Wait, I'm hella excited. Are you tuned? Yeah.

[00:56:36]You [music] want to start it off, or you want me to? You can start it off. By the way, once again, shout out to Dicey. I'm going to get in the pocket. I'm going to make it like a little weirder. They sent me a huge pack. They said, "We're going to send you more stuff than anybody's saying."

[00:56:46]We'll see if anybody can beat us.

[00:56:50]Good luck.

[00:56:52]>> [music] >> Is anyone trying to get on this beat? Is anybody You? I'm Louie V [music and singing] O with Don C. I'm G G O with Von Chi. I did it for the aunties. I'm so abnormal [music] with these anomalies.

[00:57:11]I should have majored in geometry cuz I'm thinking like Einstein [music] and Nikolai. Tesla, the bezel love, the blicker fly. Bottom line, I leveled up and whistle by in something [music] fast and furious. Get with your guy.

[00:57:30]>> [music] >> That's that. Now everybody's sliding to the metal world and they actually got them thinking it's a better world right in front of [music] us. That's how they front on us. All I want to say is that they don't like none [music] of us.

[00:57:55]Have a good day, y'all.

[00:57:58]Hey, hey, thank y'all so much for tuning in to another Price Is Right. Hope you had a great freaking [music] weekend and hope you have a great freaking week.

[00:58:05]Happy Mother's Day to everybody out there or I hope you all had a great Mother's Day, either one.

[00:58:11]Shout out to Dicey Golf.

[00:58:16]Yeah, they said that they've been seeing people send me stuff, but they wanted to uh send a box that was more than anybody else has sent. So, they sent like four or five sweaters, jackets, shirts, hats, golf club covers. I mean, you name it, man. So, they hooked it up big time.

[00:58:38]Of course, we still love Sunday Swagger, Waggle, and all the above, you know, homage, but man, they said, "We see you're lacking."

[00:58:47]They said, "We >> [music] >> We want to see if somebody can beat this big box of items we sent you."

[00:58:53]They said, "We don't think anybody can.

[00:58:54]They want to show that they have the best bang for the buck."

[00:58:58]I said, "Okay." So, we're we're trying to see we're challenging any other golf brand to see if they are willing to uh show that they have a better bang for their buck in a big mystery box.

[00:59:11]But other than that, thank you, Dicey Golf. That's all I'm trying to say.

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[00:59:24]Peace.

[00:59:25]You can get pinkeye from farting a pillow?

[00:59:28]Totally. Mhm.

[00:59:29]That's awesome. Walter. Hell, I can get your toe by 3:00 this afternoon with nail polish.

[00:59:34]It's fucking immature.

[00:59:35]>> Walter. Hey Jim, just so you know, they disappear right after they're done. I've done so much Like that with your