ASMR - Human Ear & Hearing Assessment 👂

Ajouté : 2026-04-29

[00:00:02]Okay. Interesting looking ears here.

[00:00:06]They feel Okay. Very interesting texture.

[00:00:13]What about these ones? Do they feel relatively the same?

[00:00:19]Okay. Okay.

[00:00:24]For the last time, I'm not going to say it again. for the last time. No, they were not taking our human for your village.

[00:00:33]Nope. Nope. We're not doing this again.

[00:00:35]Last time we had somebody who wanted to eat the human and was getting very upset by it. And now you're telling me that you want us to give up our precious specimen just so you can take it to your dead village and make it a me. Really?

[00:00:51]Nope. Nope. As you can clearly see, if you haven't already noticed, we have uh the human's ears popped off its head here. So, can you imagine what it would say if it wakes up and sees it in a random village and with its precious ears just off its head? I'm sure that would work out very well.

[00:01:15]Oh, spatial slurs now. Is it? You know what? Funny enough, the guy that wanted to eat the human also did the exact same thing. And do I need to remind you what happened to him?

[00:01:27]>> That's what I thought. I would suggest that you take your dead game, I mean your dead village, and you move it on over to the next town and see if somebody can help you there. Maybe you could try in Star Trek or on a Star Destroyer cuz we can't help you here.

[00:01:44]No. Go. I'm busy.

[00:01:49]these people. I swear I tell you, you know what? That's another thing.

[00:01:55]Oh, hi. Hello. I mean, [clears throat] welcome, human, to the deep, booming, dark, void of outer space.

[00:02:08]How are you feeling?

[00:02:12]Disorientated? Well, that's to be expected. You have been asleep for at least an hour, which if I have that right, that's relatively different, relatively long in our terms.

[00:02:26]So, I'm sure you must be very confused as to why your ears are popped here and there. You must be rather panicky, but don't worry, I will explain everything in doom.

[00:02:39]Wait, you already remember. Oh, okay.

[00:02:42]Well, so you know that we need Yeah.

[00:02:45]Okay. Well, wonderful. Then I guess we can just skip the tutorial.

[00:02:49]But of course, before uh we get involved personally with your ears here, you must be wondering why uh we look like this as an alien. I'm sure it looks very different to what you what your people would imagine given from our records.

[00:03:09]But well, there is a very simple explanation. I am very lazy. Okay. So, now that we've got that out the way, let's say that we begin having a nice look at your ears here. Wonderful. It is always good when people read the title of the video.

[00:03:28]So, I would like to just have a nice inspection here. Just going to be a nice simple procedure, very harmless.

[00:03:39]And if you fall asleep, well, you can choose to either just stay asleep or we can just slap you awake. Mhm.

[00:03:46][clears throat] Okay. So, can you tell me how long you've had these years for?

[00:03:54]Our records are a little bit limited.

[00:03:56]So, we're still trying to understand exactly how these things work. We know it's for sound and you can feel them when they're touched, but we would like a little bit more information. How old are you? And how old are you? How how young are you?

[00:04:17]I'm getting as I said came from. That's fine.

[00:04:22]Okay. So, they look relatively round here.

[00:04:28]Texture is quite smooth. These are a lot paler. We've been led to believe although not entirely out of the ordinary here.

[00:04:40]Can you feel this at all?

[00:04:44]Okay. And can you feel this?

[00:04:49]Okay. And does this sound different to this?

[00:04:57]Okay. Can you tell me which one sounds faster?

[00:05:06]Okay. Can you tell me again which one sounds faster?

[00:05:17]Okay. Very good. Very good. Let me just write that in my notes here. Sounds as though seems as though as you have uh mastered the art of left and right. Just excuse me a moment. There we go. Just checking that uh your ears are still functioning properly if you know what I mean.

[00:05:42]Okay. So that's very very useful information. But I say, let's move on to the real reason why we're all here today. It's all fun games to touch the ears and see how they function. But your hearing modules is what's really interesting me.

[00:06:04]So you can hear me just fine right now.

[00:06:08]I sound relatively strange. uh when we go left to right here and the sound seems to jump between one or the other.

[00:06:19]That is of course just for the way your ears are here.

[00:06:24]It is just to help really help us experiment and help us really understand what we're working with here. So I imagine you can hear me more on this side. Is that correct?

[00:06:38]Okay.

[00:06:40]on this way. It's the same again. You can hear me just fine. Okay, wonderful.

[00:06:45]In that case, I think you know what I think to start off, I think we need to give you some kind of gift for uh [snorts] not freaking out and trying to kill everyone. So, have a little something for you here.

[00:07:03]You may not recognize it at first. It's very pretty container. But our studies have shown that your planet does not just have humans. You are you coexist with other things from these animals and plants.

[00:07:24]Mhm. But there was one specific animal that we found out that humans truly adore. So, we thought that we would capture one, put it in uh the Creole Genesis and take have take apologies. I'm having a little bit of a glitch. We would like to give you just this gift. Let's just put it that way.

[00:07:45]So, you might be able to tell what type of animal this is. If I can move my hand out the way. Can you see that just all right?

[00:07:56]Still looks relatively confusing, I see.

[00:07:58]But well, It should be a robin.

[00:08:02]We've put it in our little container here to keep it all nice and calm. It is relatively a good little friend we have here on the ship. But we thought it was a nice treat for you just to uh you know stop you from uh going crazy. So I will just give that to you. You can do with that as you please.

[00:08:27]And I think now, if you don't mind, I would like to measure your ears just to see what we're working with here.

[00:08:38]This procedure shouldn't take too long.

[00:08:40]We would just like to do a basic measuring here. Nothing invasible or personal unless you kind of taking your ears off your head as personal in case I'm lying in that case, but whatever.

[00:09:09]Very very interesting. The numbers seem to add up. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. What if we switch it up?

[00:09:23]20 30 40 30 60 70 80 90 100 90 80 70 60 40 30 20 10 Okay, along 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 10 20 30 40 60 70 18 100 Okay, then I'll try again. Two, four, six, eight, 10, 12, 14, 16, 18, 20.

[00:09:52]One, three, five, 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11. Okay.

[00:10:02]4 6 8 10 12 10 8 6 5 4 3 2 1 100 200 300 400 500 600 700 800 900,000 1,00 2,000 3,000 2 3 4 5 20 30 40 50 Okay, very interesting. thing. Let me try a different type just to see if the procedure is any different.

[00:10:39]The first measuring was just to test the numbers. But this is to change the metric system, try different types.

[00:10:50]So let's solve for cm here. What have we got? So the actual year itself goes up to relatively maybe 6 cm. We're just letting it rest on the side there. But if we take it all the way down to the actual goes to maybe just 8.5 cm. And if we change that over to inches start off at the top there for the actual ear that's just relatively at the line of 4 in maybe 3.8.

[00:11:22]Okay. And then if we look at the actual inside of the ear inches for a second that seems to be just maybe less than 2 in. I would say maybe 1.7 1.8. Okay.

[00:11:37]So look here. So far it's been rather symmetrical between both ears but you never know change. So again, let's start off with just moving on to cm. That goes to exactly maybe 8 cm, maybe a little bit less.

[00:11:58]Okay.

[00:12:00]Okay. And then if we focus on the actual inside again, we'll just put that here.

[00:12:05]Right close to maybe about 4 cm, maybe a little bit less. 3.5 3.8.

[00:12:13]here 32 in stop at the top there. That looks to be going to maybe 3.5 3.3. I see. I see. Very interesting here. Okay.

[00:12:28]Then if we do it for fourth sight all the way down that goes to about 32 cm.

[00:12:37]I see. I see a relatively big increase.

[00:12:41]Okay. And then what if we do the other side? And then we go to inches here.

[00:12:48]Let's just bring this from the top of the lobe all the way. That's about 9 in.

[00:12:55]Okay. Now, if we just pull this down into the bottom of the ear. Now we have it at about just about maybe 13.8 in. That isn't quite quite the size.

[00:13:14]Okay.

[00:13:15]And then what if we just wrap it around here? What do we have? We'll start with inches first. Okay.

[00:13:22]It's a little bit tougher to determine the correct measurements, but we only need a rough estimate. And that comes to be maybe 17 to 19 in. Okay, that's good.

[00:13:35]That's good.

[00:13:37]And we'll do the same again. We'll start off just at the top there. Wrap it all the way around.

[00:13:43]And it should be the same. Maybe about again 17. Not 17 cm.

[00:13:54]Maybe 8 in something like that. Okay. Then we'll have to do the same again. We switch it around to cm. This comes to about maybe 17 cm.

[00:14:10]Okay. And then relatively should be the same on the other side as well.

[00:14:18]Let's have a look here.

[00:14:22][snorts] Okay. Yep. 17 cm.

[00:14:27]Very very good. Okay. So now human. I did notice while inspecting your ears that you do have a little bit of space lice and that's perfectly normal. They are harmless. They're just very annoying. They can make your hearing very difficult or they just make you feel a little bit uncomfortable. Sometimes can give minor headaches because these obviously little things that should not be irritating you. They should not be involved.

[00:15:04]Allow me just to have a little clean up for you here.

[00:15:16]Okay. Very nice.

[00:15:35]Excellent work. Very very good.

[00:15:46]I feel okay.

[00:15:49]You really shouldn't be feeling anything other than mine and here you good to know.

[00:16:01]won't do much longer now.

[00:16:07]Okay, that's excellent.

[00:16:10]So, look here. I think now we should focus on your actual hearing so we can determine if you're doing okay. So far, it's been relatively fine. You have proven that you can hear just fine, but it's more just for peace of mind and curiosity. That's okay. Okay. Then would you be able to just close your eyes for me and we will test with just testing if you could figure out which side has the correct sound. Okay. Okay.

[00:16:48]So, is this on the left or the right?

[00:16:51]Keep those eyes closed as well.

[00:16:56]Correct.

[00:17:03]Very good.

[00:17:09]Good job.

[00:17:12]Very good. Keep going.

[00:17:16]Okay. Good. And now next I'm going to do this to your ears. I want you to tell me if it sounds long or short. Okay. So, keep those eyes closed for me.

[00:17:34]Long. Very good job.

[00:17:38][snorts] Short. Congrats.

[00:17:44]Long. You are correct.

[00:17:49]Short.

[00:17:52]Also short.

[00:17:56]Long.

[00:18:00]Long.

[00:18:02]Very good job. Okay. You can open your eyes. Now I would just like to take some pictures. That's okay.

[00:18:18]block. What? You not have cameras down there in Earth as that chapter. You should do.

[00:18:28]Oh, really? Not like this. Well, that's fun, too. That's good to know. But yes, these are cameras that we've been using.

[00:18:38]These are the I snips 17, the newest model. feel relatively proud that I spent well I'm not proud that I spent so much money but I'm proud that I was able to get one myself. They're very limited.

[00:18:51]Even if the payer company is a little bit corrupt, but what is it these days?

[00:18:56]Am I all right?

[00:19:28]I think I need a little bit more light to determine this is correct.

[00:19:40]That's much better.

[00:19:43]You still feeling comfortable?

[00:19:46]Wonderful. Wonderful.

[00:19:51]Just a little bit more.

[00:19:58]Wasn't necessary.

[00:20:12]Okay, fantastic.

[00:20:15]Now then I have a quick question for you human. Can you hear this?

[00:20:25]And how does it sound? Can you describe it in handful of words?

[00:20:34]Good. Good.

[00:20:37]This is another experiment that I would just like to test again. All this just pure curiosity.

[00:21:57]Okay. Now one more portion.

[00:22:06]Can you hear this at all?

[00:22:09]Can we say it sounds different to this?

[00:22:12][snorts] Okay. What about on this side here? Do you still hear the sound?

[00:22:21]This time to this side.

[00:22:25]What if I do this?

[00:22:28]Does it at all sound different to a moment ago?

[00:22:36]What about on this side as well?

[00:22:39]Any different to before?

[00:22:42]I see.

[00:22:56]Does it sound different again at all? Is the same sound?

[00:23:01]Is it pleasant or going?

[00:23:10]Okay, that's very good to know. Now then, I believe we might almost be done. I have plenty of information. Thank you for that. Just one more thing. Now, I wish to just brush away any of your stress because you're looking just a little bit tired.

[00:23:35]Even though you already had an hour's sleep lazy, but who am I to argue a judge brushing away here, helping you relax and go off to sleep. Hopefully I will return you in a moment.

[00:24:15]Lovely pair of ears here. So I must thank you for being so cooperative and aiding us in our research. It become very handy.

[00:24:29]Oh, it's nothing important. Don't worry about it. is something we do with other species. Whenever we wander nearby a planet with certain life forms and we feel as though we can gain something from them, we check to see if they might be cooperative. Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's not. But either way, it's quite the adventure.

[00:24:56]But I think you're ready to return to your home planet, human. The wheels are more impressive than we had hoped. You have exceeded our expectations. So happy times for you, but you're looking relatively drowsy again. So I suppose we should unfortunately send you back.

[00:25:20]Quick question. Would you be willing to come back again sometime if we happen to be in the area?

[00:25:29]I appreciate that. Well, then I will put you to sleep. I will put your ears back on and you'll wake up in your bed. Maybe maybe not remembering anything. It's hard to say see how we feel. Okay, my friend. Then I will say good night to you and Okay. Sweet dreams.