I literally raced to infinity

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[00:00:00]All right, we're checking out the only game where you get to be beaten down by infinity until you literally explode.

[00:00:05]It's the Loopler.

[00:00:08]In the Loopler, your goal is literally infinity. The idea is there's a loop.

[00:00:14]You have a little vehicle. You must make the vehicle go around the loop so many times or you die. I don't know why all these games have it like the only thing that can go wrong is death. That's effectively it. You either win or you die. Oh, you get you get to drift in this game. I didn't know that.

[00:00:34]As you can see, we're still alive and so we get sweet money. I can't wait to see the upgrade tree in a game like this.

[00:00:40]All right, so you get 10 gold, repair, but that doesn't matter because I guess we're card pack. What's that to do with racing?

[00:00:48]Uh All right, what do we got in the Magic the Gathering Yu-Gi-Oh pack here?

[00:00:55]Zero hour. Plus 500 score. Okay, cut They're all common. This one's gold, though. How come this one's gold and it's still common? Ooh. Refuel 60% of your fuel. Score total loops multiplied by one. Wait, what? Why does this seem better than this? In games like this, whenever you're dealing with multiplication, [music] say yes. All right, so we have to beat at least a 400 score. Sure. Yeah, so instead we get a plus two instead of a plus one, I guess.

[00:01:25]Let's see how much extra this legitimately gets us. So, one loop is worth 100. Okay. Oh, 103. Okay. So, it's not a ton. It's a very, very little bit.

[00:01:37]Now, of course, we lose 10% of our life force because that's how things work around here.

[00:01:43]And we get to complete the challenge.

[00:01:46]I assume I get another pack of cards. I get 5% repair just because.

[00:01:50]Get a Oh, I get a pit stop.

[00:01:53]Okay.

[00:01:54]Oh, it's like a shop. What is this?

[00:01:57]Five score on passing. Okay. Five boost on passing. Is that like speed or what?

[00:02:03]A gold on passing score half the base loop score. Okay. I got 20 bucks to spend. What is this?

[00:02:11]Oh my god, there's like there's everything. There's like charms, there's gates, there's cards, there's a flash sale. What is this? Where's like my Costco Infinity discount card? What is luck? What does this even mean? I'm going to buy a red gate. Let me see what this does. Oh, you get to choose where it goes.

[00:02:27]Uh I guess here. And with my other $10 I'm going to buy I'm going to buy this.

[00:02:34]25 boost. Sure. We have to find out what it actually does.

[00:02:40]All right, on to the next challenge.

[00:02:42]So now we have a gate.

[00:02:44]Uh I I really don't know if it matters or not. I guess we'll find out.

[00:02:49]Okay. 5% speed, I guess.

[00:02:52]Okay. Hold on, the gate may be great.

[00:02:55]Oh, yeah.

[00:02:56]Oh, we're running it now.

[00:02:58]Okay, 215. Got to refuel, take some damage. That's all right, though. We're getting I got to like get like five of these gates. I want like tons and tons of these gates.

[00:03:09]Because getting boosted over and over again could end up like putting us into light speed. I assume this triggers every single time. Okay.

[00:03:17]We're going to get it. Like 100%. Okay.

[00:03:20]So we got our 800. We took some damage.

[00:03:22]You get another 10 gold. We get a card pack. All right, what's the survey say about the cards over here? Give me a rare. Give me a mythic. Are there like legendaries or something? They're all commons again. 20 boost on loop.

[00:03:33]Okay. I'm going to keep like doing these. Like I'm going to put everything into speed. Oh, our next one has a boss.

[00:03:40]You could take the Well, if I'm still alive, I'm going to do the boss, obviously. Just kidding. I guess I won't try it. All right, so we got to get 1,600. Let's see how the boost does. All right. A little bit of boost. Okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's that's hot. That's That's fast. Yeah, baby. Come on. Boost your way through there. Getting 231 points, I guess. Okay. Okay. Yes, big money.

[00:04:05]Come on. Keep boosting it. Okay, 474.

[00:04:08]705. Taking a ton of damage. Things are fine. Everything's okay. What's crazy is it's a racing game and it almost feels a little bit more like gambling.

[00:04:19]Oh my god, we're taking a ton of damage.

[00:04:21]I hope that I get like a pit stop or something so I can repair myself after this. 60% so far.

[00:04:28]Ah, we have to do one more go.

[00:04:31]I don't know if I'd be able to beat the boss. What do you get if you lose? Do you get like stuff that you can put to your next your next run? All right, 10 gold, little repair, and then a pit stop. All right, what do we got? Cards, flash sale for Okay, a fuel gate. Hey!

[00:04:48]For eight coins. Oh, this is cool.

[00:04:50]Trigger a random card on looping. Huh.

[00:04:53]All right, give me I'm going to try this. Give me this.

[00:04:56]Put it um Put it like over here. And then give me another one.

[00:05:01]And put that one, I don't know, like here. All right, I do like this, but I want to see if the gates can really bring us to the next level. All right, I'm going to go for the boss. If we die, I want to see if we can buy anything and have like a second even more like empowered run. All right, boss track, what do you got for me?

[00:05:20]Gervais says 6,400? [screaming] Okay. All right, let's see how it does.

[00:05:26]Okay.

[00:05:27]Little bit of fuel.

[00:05:28]Okay, little bit of fuel. We like that.

[00:05:31]Little bit of fuel. Oh, the refuel is good. Oh, yeah.

[00:05:34]Okay. Yeah, we're we're starting to we're starting to get that that speed up.

[00:05:40]Okay.

[00:05:42]Okay.

[00:05:43]Okay.

[00:05:45]Come on, baby. Don't you give up on [screaming] me. Okay. Got over a thousand points. That's not bad. Refuel efficiency. What does that do?

[00:05:54]83%.

[00:05:55]Oh, okay. So, it's so that you literally can't do it forever. It makes the your ability to refuel less and less potent.

[00:06:03]I get it. Okay. Although, technically, if you keep going faster and faster and faster, you should get more and more distance, right? All right, I'm like fast-forwarding this. No joke, I think we're going to get it. We're not going to have a lot of health left, but I'm pretty sure we've got it. Like 100% we've got it. We got it. We beat the boss. We have 30 gold. Oh, 10 repair.

[00:06:23]Okay, so 30 gold, 10 repair, a card pack.

[00:06:28]What kind of cool cards we get here?

[00:06:31]Okay. Okay. 25 boost on lap. It's an upgrade from 20 to 25. We like that. Pit stop.

[00:06:40]Got 32 gold to spend. Pit stop prices plus one gold.

[00:06:45]Reroll. What is this?

[00:06:47]Oh, it's it's only two gold.

[00:06:49]Absolutely, I'll take a fire sale on this. All right, so we'll do another boost here, and then give me give me another boost uh here, and then we do have enough for a card pack. All right.

[00:07:02]Come on, give me give me something cool.

[00:07:04]Okay, another upgrade. Score loops multiplied by 1.2. Okay. Ooh. Oh.

[00:07:12]Oh.

[00:07:13]I got to take this. Look, if we're going for boosting, we got to go all the way.

[00:07:17]And for 10 gold, give me um give me one more of these. So, before we had to deal with the boss. Oh, it's the boss numbers.

[00:07:25]6,400.

[00:07:28]Okay.

[00:07:30]Well, I guess we'll find out if we could do this more powerful than before.

[00:07:34]Okay. Oh, yeah.

[00:07:36]Oh, the speed. Oh, the agility. Oh, the score.

[00:07:39]Look at the cars going crazy, baby.

[00:07:42]Oh my god.

[00:07:48]I'M TELLING YOU, boosting speed is key. Speed is always the winner in every game, okay? Watch any anime.

[00:07:55]The fastest guy always wins. Usually weighs about 120 lbs, he's 5'1, but he's faster than everyone else. Got 10 gold.

[00:08:02]I'm out of I'm out of like gates. I think I'm just going to keep my gold cuz I kind of want something cool. All right, so now I can eventually do a boss again. All right, let's go.

[00:08:11]12,800 is the score I need, okay?

[00:08:16]Uh-huh. Come on, we want we want infinite speed. Infinite speed. I want to see afterimages. I'm seeing afterimages.

[00:08:23]I literally see afterimages. This is insane. Oh, yes.

[00:08:30]Okay. Well, there we go.

[00:08:32]Oh my god. I usually like infinite speed just makes me feel like I would be in pain more, but not in this game.

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[00:08:51]Hey, take that all day.

[00:08:56]I mean, you got to go for it, right?

[00:08:58]Like you you got to go for it. All right, 51,200.

[00:09:03]Again, I at least want to get like some upgrades for the run. [music] I mean, we have to fail eventually, right?

[00:09:09]All right.

[00:09:10]Okay.

[00:09:12]Uh-huh, 400, 500, 600, 1,000, 1,300, 2,000, 3,000, 4,000, 5,000, 7,000, 9,000. Oh my god.

[00:09:26]Ho, money is good.

[00:09:31]What's funny is we're moving so fast that even with no fuel, because we're breaking the speed [laughter] of light.

[00:09:41]We just keep going around the track.

[00:09:43]Yeah, give me that repair. That's what I'm talking about. Hmm, well now I can buy everything. What is this? Another refuel gate. Not a gate. Like I can't put them anywhere. I don't know. Oh, this is cool. Yeah, I want What is this?

[00:09:53]Increases the score goal.

[00:09:58]Why would you want this? Cuz this just forces you to Doesn't this just making the game harder?

[00:10:02]I do want this though. It does look cool. Where does this even go? Like how do I know it's active? All right, give me give me whatever this is. I'm going to see what it does. Give me a pack of cards.

[00:10:11]Here we go.

[00:10:15]Oh.

[00:10:17]Oh.

[00:10:19]Eee. Yikes. Man, I don't even know. No.

[00:10:24]No, because eventually you run out of efficiency. So having boost is always better. I'm going to skip this and get some healing apparently. All right, so I still get my my card pack that I want.

[00:10:37]Duh.

[00:10:38]>> Okay, this is what I'm talking about.

[00:10:40]You're really trying to get me to have this card, aren't you?

[00:10:43]I'm taking this though. This is literally double. It goes from four to eight. Yeah, I guess we're going for another boss. We're going straight from a boss to a boss. Cool. All right, baby.

[00:10:51]102,000.

[00:10:54]Can we do it? Oh, yeah.

[00:10:56]You like you get so many gates. Look at the Look at the point total. This is one run, okay? And we're at 90,000. We did it. One run. Easy. No problem. Boosting always the best.

[00:11:11]30 gold, 10 repair. Give me the pit stop. Oh, reduces the score goal by 10%.

[00:11:16]There we go. Uh minus 10% deceleration.

[00:11:19]That's kind of cool cuz we just want more speed. What is this?

[00:11:24]Repair 10% for five bucks? Yeah, give me this and uh let me let me take a look at some cards.

[00:11:32]You want to keep upgrading these. I'm telling you right Oh my god No, I don't need that.

[00:11:37]This I want though. From 25 to a 30 boost on a loop now. I'm going to keep my 20 coins.

[00:11:46]Give me more boost, baby. You know it.

[00:11:48]You know Oh my god, 15 boost on a gate from eight. This is disgusting. All right, maybe we won't have to get any kind of rogue-like upgrades. Maybe we'll just go until we die. Oh, we already did this. This is going to happen in in literal seconds. You ready? Here we go.

[00:12:06]5 900 1,300 2,000 speed 4,000 speed 7,000 speed 11 to 12,000 speed 15,000 speed. This is insane. Yeah, give me all the items. I wish you could upgrade the gates. Like I can't fit any more gates, right? Now. Oh, this can stack? That's kind of cool. Um sure. Let's start stacking this stuff. Give me uh Give me this. Give me a pack of cards.

[00:12:36]Come on. Give me more upgrades.

[00:12:38]That's what I'm talk Ooh.

[00:12:40]Oh. Oh. Um uh god. Strength can go with speed. Just go with speed every time. 30 boost.

[00:12:49]Disgusting. All right, so we've got this.

[00:12:52]I mean, they're the same.

[00:12:54]Like it's the same, you know, you need the same amount of points. So, I guess it doesn't really matter what And they both have a boss after it.

[00:13:00]>> [laughter] >> So, I guess I'll just pick the left one due to being lefty. What could possibly go wrong? Start. Again, I don't think that we're even going to take damage. I I get the feeling we're just going to We're just going faster. Every time I open up another pack of cards, the numbers get more ridic And we're at 24,000 speed. 30,000 40,000 speed 50,000 speed 58,000 speed. All right, we're losing speed. We're actually slowing down. We came to a stop.

[00:13:31]For the first time, we actually have to spend some some durability to complete [laughter] the challenge.

[00:13:38]We get it right back. Yep, I'll take it.

[00:13:41]Um let's see. Plus one gold. I mean, this is cool, I guess, because it stacks. I'm going to do it.

[00:13:48]I'm going to get the gold tooth. And give me another pack of cards. The cards have got to be the most powerful item in the game. And unless there's a level that it stops at. This is not good enough. This is good. All right.

[00:14:01]Uh yeah, I guess to the next boss. All right, boosts.

[00:14:05]Show me what time it is. Show me how we do it. We're at 85% health. I feel good.

[00:14:10]The score continues to go up. 1,600.

[00:14:16]Okay, 1,666.

[00:14:18]30,000 speed. 40,000 speed. 50,000 speed.

[00:14:25]59,000. Okay, so we capped out at 59,000 speed. Not bad.

[00:14:31]Not bad. And we did it in one try.

[00:14:35]What the What is this sound effect? Oh.

[00:14:40]We did it.

[00:14:41]We beat it.

[00:14:43]Well, apparently infinity has an end and you can get there by utilizing infinite speed. Anyway, folks, hope you enjoyed this episode of Loop Alert. Till the next time. Stay foxy. Much love.