The Boys but it's just The Deep annoying everyone

[00:00:02]Oh, Ashley. Hey, what's up? Just the girl boss I wanted to see. I've been looking everywhere for you. Hey, so I heard that Ryan's doing his first solo save. I want to talk to you about something. I have this idea. Okay, [clears throat] so what if and just hear me out on this. What if I was there?

[00:00:25]That's it. That's the pitch.

[00:00:29]You want to join a family-friendly PG save while PETA still has you on their beastiality watch list?

[00:00:38]>> I swear to God, stupid people who think they're smart make me want to eat my own [ __ ] >> Yo, here comes a train. What? What? I'm right here, buddy. Over here.

[00:00:53]>> Hey, do you have a second?

[00:00:55]>> It is not really a good time.

[00:00:56]>> I'd really appreciate it. Super quick, pretty, please. Thank you.

[00:00:59]>> Okay, >> there he is, >> bro. [laughter] Bro, come here. Oh, [clears throat] >> hey, it's great to see you.

[00:01:11]>> Allow me to introduce you to the new head of crime analytics, the Deep. [applause] [laughter] >> Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for your service, Barb. Hey, smartass. Where do you get off? Crime analytics was my department. My angel. You're eminent.

[00:01:34][sighs and gasps] >> Not now. Deep.

[00:01:36]>> Not your call, Prophet Brod. Look, you don't need the seven anymore. Genius move as always. But I've been thinking.

[00:01:42]What you do need is a crusader. Yeah, like one of those yoke knights from the olden days. Crack some skulls, lay down your holy law.

[00:01:50]>> Where did you learn about the crusades?

[00:01:51]>> Um, the Bible. Ever heard of it?

[00:01:53]>> It's not in the Bible. Uh, let me guess.

[00:01:55]Indiana Jones.

[00:01:57]>> What? No. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.

[00:02:00]That's not a documentary.

[00:02:01]>> Gentlemen, thank you for coming.

[00:02:03]>> Always happy to see you, sir. I'm >> What we're going to tell you is extremely sensitive. Got it.

[00:02:10]>> Well, Captain, my captain, you know, I think we should probably evacuate.

[00:02:14]>> Nobody's evacuating anything. We have to project strength, >> right? No, that's smart. Strength. Okay.

[00:02:22]Hey, so my angel fish or that's what I call analytics. We think Soulja Boy is coming for noir.

[00:02:26]>> Hey, so uh just to be clear, we're not actually killing people in the day. Am I right? Just shut the [ __ ] up.

[00:02:35]>> I'm surrounded by sickopants and [ __ ] imbecile.

[00:02:38]>> It's just that you make a lot of really great points, sir.

[00:02:45]>> They said there'd be food.

[00:02:47]>> Well, this is food for your soul.

[00:02:51]Go with love.

[00:02:54]>> Hi, >> Mate. Oh my god. Hi. What brought you here?

[00:02:59]>> Wait, are you So, you know how communion wafers taste like tried [ __ ] What if they were nilla wafers instead? Huh?

[00:03:08]Oh, yeah. And if you could throw in a commandment about how it's not cool to try and bone another bro's girl, >> we have that. That already exists.

[00:03:18]>> Great minds then, eh? [laughter] pointed.

[00:03:21]>> Seriously, we have the best taco bowls right here in the building. Should make you feel right at home, pal.

[00:03:29]>> Yeah, I don't really speak Spanish, sir.

[00:03:32]>> This is smooth.

[00:03:36]>> Hey, so I was thinking over lunch we could order some of those fried pickles from Flavor Town or just skip straight at the Flounder Bounder special. I find you repulsive in a way that's difficult to quantify and I'm [ __ ] amazing at quantifying. So >> bats.

[00:03:55]Hey man.

[00:03:57]>> Want a fresca?

[00:04:01]>> Thanks.

[00:04:02]>> Hey, I know you.

[00:04:04]>> Yeah, you're a raven. Raven wing.

[00:04:07]This Eagle Eagle the Archer out of Cleveland. We met like five times at Vcon. I mean, nope. That doesn't matter.

[00:04:18]>> Stop. Deep.

[00:04:22]Is there anyone else that can operate this thing? Seriously.

[00:04:24]>> Ashley thought we should get rid of most of them.

[00:04:26]>> What? You fired?

[00:04:27]>> Yeah, I found it. I found it.

[00:04:28]>> I told him to report back. Told him not to go in alone. Why would he do that?

[00:04:34]>> It's more like soldier Doy. Am I right?

[00:04:37]>> Leave.

[00:04:39]Well, I just um got to be here, sir, to do this.

[00:04:41]>> Should have been you. Hey, I'm >> sorry. Leave me alone. Deep, deep.

[00:04:57]>> Did you get all that?

[00:04:58]>> Yes, sir. I finally have clarity now.

[00:05:00]>> Good.

[00:05:01]>> I will kill whoever you want me to kill whenever you want me to kill them. I'll kill every goddamn fish in the ocean if you say so.

[00:05:11]Okay, bad boy. Um, you >> smug dick. Always thought you were better than me, didn't you?

[00:05:19]>> Jesus. What? It's true. Forget this.

[00:05:23]When a white fan streams my movie, see me holding a brand tailor made to their tastes. But when, you know, say [cheering] black fans stream it, they'll see a delicious V Imperial Peach Connac.

[00:05:35]It's pretty cool.

[00:05:38]If we're going purely on socials, I might suggest Talon out of Redlands.

[00:05:42]>> Ass. She's a butterface. Her body's on point, but her face.

[00:05:47]>> Yeah, I get it.

[00:05:48]>> Thank you so much for explaining.

[00:05:50]Chauvinist prick.

[00:05:53]Not that [ __ ] [ __ ] rag.

[00:05:56]>> Hold up. I thought he ate a dog.

[00:05:57]>> He ate out a dog.

[00:06:00]>> It's a big difference.

[00:06:03]>> Where were you? Volatile at best. What do you want?

[00:06:07]>> Come.

[00:06:07]>> I'm walking.

[00:06:08]>> Um, so while you were gone, Deep and I had to move Mave out of the tower.

[00:06:17]>> What's your idea?

[00:06:18]>> You were there.

[00:06:19]>> I wasn't.

[00:06:19]>> We didn't have a choice.

[00:06:20]>> Okay.

[00:06:21]>> There was a search warrant.

[00:06:22]>> I wanted to wait for Homelander, but she insisted.

[00:06:24]>> Can you just shut the [ __ ] up?

[00:06:26]>> Hey, Drain, just stay there and rest those useless [ __ ] legs.

[00:06:40]Well, very good friend of mine.

[00:06:43]>> It was a porpus.

[00:06:45]A [ __ ] porpus found this at the bottom of the harbor.

[00:06:51]>> You [ __ ] idiot. You were supposed to call first. Did anyone see you?

[00:06:56]>> I'm allowed to visit my friends.

[00:06:58]>> Did you find it?

[00:07:00]>> No. Sorry. No black box, but told a couple of my contacts to keep an eye on the North Atlantic Current. So the school of Halibet, I mean, these guys are like rowdy [ __ ] right?

[00:07:10]They [clears throat] >> ought to make sure the right man or sorry, Barbara, right person gets the job. So to break the ice, we brought >> cupcakes.

[00:07:23]>> Cupcakes [laughter] >> from Sprinkles.

[00:07:26]>> That's right. Oh, and one more thing.

[00:07:28]Everyone just needs to sign up for uh performance reviews. Just a formality.

[00:07:32]Nothing to worry about.

[00:07:35]>> Gluten-free ones.

[00:07:36]>> Now, what I do want to hear is who you saved this week.

[00:07:42]Huh?

[00:07:43]Who's up for that?

[00:07:47]>> Black.

[00:07:48][snorts] Sex is just a spectrum, right, bro? Get off your [ __ ] knees.

[00:07:54]>> Catch my dive in the water. It's [ __ ] cherry. Nice.

[00:08:01]>> Smile at the camera, Starlight.

[00:08:04]>> Did you get a good look at them or not?

[00:08:06]Really? I was too busy worrying about Lucy, right? Lucy, but I think they went off in the storm drains. Can't be too far.

[00:08:15]>> Uh, who invited you exactly?

[00:08:18]>> Starlight. Listen, what I did was unforgivable.

[00:08:22]I'm going to do everything in my power to renew my light. Not just for you, but for all the female people that I've offended.

[00:08:29]>> Renew your light. Did you just [ __ ] join the Church of the Collective?

[00:08:32]>> Maybe.

[00:08:34]>> You're an idiot.

[00:08:36]>> Sup, Cumberers.

[00:08:39]The >> [ __ ] you doing here? Lord of the Seven Cas. The D.

[00:08:50]>> Would you like some knee- pads?

[00:08:52]>> I'm sorry.

[00:08:52]>> You're looking at me like you want to suck my hog.

[00:08:57]So, I'm asking if you would like some knee pads.

[00:09:00]>> Take it easy on the little guy. He brought me Stan Edgar.

[00:09:06]>> Thank you, sir. Thank you.

[00:09:10]>> I've had such a [ __ ] day, man. You wouldn't believe it, bro.

[00:09:14]>> Yeah. Get in the water, man.

[00:09:16]>> No, you're not not listening to me.

[00:09:19]>> Ah, shut the [ __ ] up.

[00:09:21]>> I don't need anyone anymore. I don't need billionaires. Couldn't agree more, sir.

[00:09:25]>> And I don't need perverted fish [ __ ] who debase themselves endlessly for mere drops of my affection.

[00:09:33]>> Is that what you think of me?

[00:09:34]>> Since the day we met, I have never had less respect for anyone in my life.

[00:09:42]In fact, Kevin, the only reason that I haven't [ __ ] killed you is that I want you to feel deep in your heart how truly worthless you really are.