“What the F?!”: Hunter Biden Joins Candace Owens in a “Match Made in Hell”

Ajouté : 2026-05-22

[00:00:00]There's a surprise twist. You want to see the lead? You want to see the lead?

[00:00:05]My colleague Lori and I came up with the same description of this, ladies and gentlemen.

[00:00:09]Match made in hell. The FBI has had physical possession of Hunter Biden's laptop, which reportedly contains, well, a lot of disturbing material.

[00:00:18]>> You have access to that actual laptop.

[00:00:21]>> A jury found Hunter Biden guilty of three felony gun charges.

[00:00:25]>> I said I abide by the jury decision. I will do that and I will not pardon him.

[00:00:30]Oopsies. He lied. He pardoned a crackhead.

[00:00:35]Hunter Biden.

[00:00:37]Welcome to The Candace Owens Show.

[00:00:39]>> I've heard you call me a crackhead many times, and the truth of the matter is I was a crackhead. The quote-unquote laptop, which [music] by the way, do you know what the laptop proved?

[00:00:47]That you were a crackhead.

[00:00:49]There you go. There is a thing that Christ says, you must learn to suffer as I do in order be able not to suffer.

[00:00:59]And that is the greatest lesson of everything.

[00:01:07]Ladies and gentlemen, if you had woken me up from a deep sleep this morning, and you had said, "Mark, what are three things you'll never do?"

[00:01:14]What are three things you'll never do?

[00:01:16]Uh I'll never have Dick Durbin booked on any show I host.

[00:01:20]I'll never use the phrase a perfect storm.

[00:01:23]And I will never use the phrase such and such a judge didn't have that on their bingo card.

[00:01:29]Ladies and gentlemen, that's what I would have said, but now I have to say, if any of you had on your bingo card Hunter Biden going on with Candace Owens and finding common cause, please, please pick my lottery numbers.

[00:01:41]As Hunter himself would say, what the F?

[00:01:44]Uh those of you listening on the podcast didn't see, this thing drops in 3 days, and I I just I can't I can't wait to hear the backstory of that booking.

[00:01:55]Like Candace did Candace just call up and try to book? Is there a mutual friend? The whole thing is bonkers. We might listen to the whole thing again when Kevin and Steve get here cuz I I I I watched it now twice and I I every time it's like watching Fantasia on on on mushrooms. Like, I got to watch it again cuz every time I see something different. Alan, that's a hypothetical.

[00:02:17]It's a metaphorical. I never watched Fantasia on mushrooms. Gummies, yes, but mushrooms, no.