Understanding Wish Constraints and Logical Thinking

[00:00:00]Wow, I can't believe Karen got unlimited wishes. Genie, where are you?

[00:00:05]>> Hi little girl. You only got three wishes.

[00:00:07]>> I wish >> Wait.

[00:00:08]>> What?

[00:00:09]>> Before you wish, just know you cannot wish for unlimited wishes.

[00:00:12]>> Fine. I wish for my parents to stop fighting.

[00:00:15]>> Oh, sorry. Okay.

[00:00:18]You got two more wishes and only two more.

[00:00:21]>> I wish abandoned puppies to find a home.

[00:00:23]>> Aw, okay.

[00:00:26]>> [music] >> One more wish.

[00:00:27]>> I saw that Karen got unlimited wishes.

[00:00:30]>> I know, she tricked me, but I won't be tricked again.

[00:00:32]>> I wish that Karen's unlimited wishes will go to charity.

[00:00:36]>> No, actually, >> [music] >> that's a good idea.

[00:00:39]Okay, all done.

[00:00:41]>> Charity, dinner's ready.

[00:00:43]>> Okay, coming. Thank you. Bye.

[00:00:46]>> Charity?

[00:00:48]>> Oh, great heavens.

[00:00:49]>> Whoever can answer this question gets anything you want.

[00:00:53]>> Wait, anything?

[00:00:55]>> Really?

[00:00:55]>> Yes, anything.

[00:00:57]>> Oh, tonight's for sure my night. There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens, how many didn't?

[00:01:04]>> What?

[00:01:05]>> Huh?

[00:01:05]>> Babe, that's not even a question.

[00:01:07]>> Listen again. There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens, how many didn't?

[00:01:13]>> That doesn't make any sense.

[00:01:14]>> Oh, I think I know.

[00:01:16]>> How? What's the answer, sweetie?

[00:01:19]>> I believe the answer is 10.

[00:01:21]>> Correct.

[00:01:21]>> Correct? There's no way. Say it one more time.

[00:01:25]>> There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens, how many didn't? You get it?

[00:01:30]>> No.

[00:01:31]>> Anyways, son, you won. You get whatever you want and your daddy doesn't.

[00:01:36]>> YAY!

[00:01:38]>> OH, GREAT HEAVENS.

[00:01:39]>> YO, BRO.

[00:01:40]>> What's up?

[00:01:41]>> If you can answer this correctly, I'll give you $10. [music] >> Okay, I need the lunch money.

[00:01:46]>> It has two letters missing. What's the word?

[00:01:50]>> It's missing the letter A. I don't know.

[00:01:53]>> Nope, [music] I'll give you a clue. It goes in somebody's mouth that they then swallow.

[00:01:58]>> [music] >> Mark, you're going to be in big trouble, mister. Stay after school so I can talk [music] to you and your mother.

[00:02:04]>> But >> I don't want to hear it. After school.

[00:02:07]>> Is something wrong?

[00:02:08]>> Oh, yeah. Mr. [music] Mark here has something to show you.

[00:02:13]>> What is that supposed to be?

[00:02:14]>> A dirty word.

[00:02:16]>> And it's Karen, your name should be Miss Dirty Mind because the word is pints.

[00:02:26]>> [music] >> Let's go, son.

[00:02:29]>> Kevin, you are useless.

[00:02:31]>> Hey, Mom. What I do?

[00:02:33]>> Didn't I tell you to take out the trash?

[00:02:35]>> Yeah, yesterday and I did take it out.

[00:02:37]>> Oh, well, go take out the trash again and keep doing it until your dad gets back with the milk.

[00:02:43]Hey, you.

[00:02:45]>> Um Mom, did you forget my name?

[00:02:47]>> No, of course not. Um I know your name.

[00:02:50]>> Okay, then say it.

[00:02:52]>> I'm your mother, so you have to respect me. So, go take out the trash.

[00:02:55]>> Kevin already did it.

[00:02:57]>> Then go outside, take the trash in, then take it out again, okay?

[00:03:02]Hi, sweetie. Excuse me, can I talk to you really quick?

[00:03:05]>> Yeah, what do you want?

[00:03:06]>> Can you please take out the trash today?

[00:03:09]>> No, I can't. I'm too busy playing the game.

[00:03:12]>> Oh, okay.

[00:03:13]>> But you can always ask Kevin.

[00:03:14]>> You're right. Good idea. Oh, Kevin, you little piece of sh >> Is everything okay?

[00:03:23]>> No, this [music] case is just taking over my life.

[00:03:25]>> Dang, y'all haven't solved it yet?

[00:03:27]>> No, this guy must be a pro. I mean, two different victims that are across the city in the span of 30 minutes is next to impossible.

[00:03:34]>> Well, what leads do y'all have?

[00:03:36]>> Come on, man. You know I can't tell you that. This case is confidential.

[00:03:39]>> Oh, come on, man. It might help you figure something out and besides, who am I going to tell?

[00:03:44]>> You're right. So, the problem is we have nothing. I mean, we found Chrissa at her house after she came back from the gym, [music] but still doesn't make sense Because the time doesn't add up. Well, what about Taylor? What did you guys find about her? We found Taylor at a restaurant across the city.

[00:04:01]You never [music] told me the second victim's name, did you?

[00:04:09]Yo, look at that loser by himself.

[00:04:13]You should roast him for fun. Good idea.

[00:04:16]Hey loser, your grandma is so fat when she did a jumping jack it caused an earthquake.

[00:04:21]Good one.

[00:04:22]>> You shouldn't have done that.

[00:04:24]>> Why?

[00:04:24]>> My grandma is eating lunch with me today.

[00:04:26]>> So? Wait. She's behind me, huh?

[00:04:30]>> [music] >> Your mama is so ugly she made an onion cry.

[00:04:36]Your mama is so fat when she sat on an iPhone it turned into an iPad.

[00:04:40]Your mama is so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween.

[00:04:45]Your mama's teeth are so yellow when she drinks water it turns into lemonade.

[00:04:50]Your dad is so bald you can see what's on his mind.

[00:04:55]>> [music] >> Let's get OUT OF HERE.

[00:05:01]GET THIS STUFF OFF THE FLOOR. YOU WANT TO RUN to the store with me?

[00:05:04]>> Uh, no, not really.

[00:05:06]>> You don't want to go to the store with me?

[00:05:08]>> Nah, not really.

[00:05:11]>> You know, one day I'm not going to be here anymore and every time y'all ask me to do something I jump up and do it. But nah, y'all don't want to go. When I'm not here no more don't you cry for me.

[00:05:21]>> What's this got to do with groceries?

[00:05:23]>> All you got to say is yes.

[00:05:25]>> But I don't want to go to the grocery store.

[00:05:27]>> 40 hours of labor and I can't even get you to go to the store with me.

[00:05:31]>> How about this? I'll go next week.

[00:05:33]>> Next week?

[00:05:34]>> Yeah.

[00:05:35]>> I asked you to go today. I might not be here tomorrow.

[00:05:38]>> Mom, really?

[00:05:39]>> You never know, something can happen to me.

[00:05:42]>> Mom, it's just a store.

[00:05:44]>> You're just so ungrateful.

[00:05:47]Don't ask me for nothing.

[00:05:53]>> [music] >> Yo, I'm going surfing today. You want to come?

[00:06:00]>> Don't go.

[00:06:01]>> Why?

[00:06:02]>> Uh oh, there's a bad hurricane coming.

[00:06:04]>> Really?

[00:06:05]>> Yeah.

[00:06:07]>> [music] >> Hey son, have you seen my phone?

[00:06:10]>> Um >> [music] >> No, why?

[00:06:14]>> I can't travel without it.

[00:06:16]>> Yeah, sorry. I don't know WHERE IT'S AT.

[00:06:19]>> [music] >> HELLO.

[00:06:23]>> GRANDPA, DON'T TAKE any orange juice.

[00:06:26]>> Why?

[00:06:26]>> Just don't.

[00:06:27]>> Your generation don't know what you're talking about these days. I'm going to do what I want to do.

[00:06:33]>> Grandpa?

[00:06:34]>> Oh, good heavens.

[00:06:40]>> He got into a what?

[00:06:42]>> [music] >> Don't worry. I'mma deal with him. Son.

[00:06:46]>> Yes, Mommy.

[00:06:47]>> So, you out here fighting in school now, huh?

[00:06:50]>> Uh >> I'mma let your father deal with you.

[00:06:54]Honey.

[00:06:56]>> What's going on here? Your son thinks it's cool to be fighting in school.

[00:07:01]You fighting in school?

[00:07:03]>> Yeah.

[00:07:04]>> Did you win?

[00:07:05]>> Yeah.

[00:07:06]>> That's what I'm talking about, son.

[00:07:10]>> You're not mad?

[00:07:11]>> Does it look like I'm mad? My son won the fight.

[00:07:15]My son won the fight.

[00:07:17]>> I did win the fight.

[00:07:20]I did win the fight.

[00:07:22]>> I want a divorce. I want a divorce.

[00:07:26]>> OH, GOOD HEAVENS.

[00:07:29]>> [music] >> MY HUSBAND IS SUPER cheap and he never lets me spend his money. But one day he got sick and as he was laying in his deathbed, he said to me, "Now listen, I want you to put all my money in my casket when I die because I want to take all my money to the afterlife. He made me promise with all my heart. So, I said, "I promise." On the day of his funeral, I brought a shoe box and placed it in the casket and said, "Goodbye." as they rolled him away. My best friend sat down next to me and said, "I hope you're not crazy enough to give all your money to that stingy husband of yours." I replied, "I promised him, so I have to keep my word." "You mean you gave your money in the casket with him?" I said, "Of course. I put all the money together and deposited it into my account and wrote him a check."

[00:08:19]>> Oh, great heavens.

[00:08:21]>> My sister Charity is so lucky. She got unlimited wishes. Genie, come out.

[00:08:26]>> Hey kiddo, you get three wishes only.

[00:08:28]>> Um, I wish to be a Jedi from Star Wars.

[00:08:31]>> Wait, we're not playing those games and tricks.

[00:08:34]>> Games, what do you mean?

[00:08:35]>> You want to be a Jedi to use your mind powers on me for unlimited wishes.

[00:08:40]>> No.

[00:08:41]Okay, fine.

[00:08:43]>> Yeah, I'm done with those games.

[00:08:45]>> I don't have games.

[00:08:46]>> Well, you know what you do have?

[00:08:47]>> What?

[00:08:48]>> Three wishes.

[00:08:49]>> I wish that you will beat every game.

[00:08:52]>> No, wait. So, I'll never lose at any game I play?

[00:08:55]>> Yep.

[00:08:57]>> Okay, your wish is my command.

[00:09:00]>> Now, let's play a game.

[00:09:02]>> Well, I'm not going to lose, so okay.

[00:09:05]>> Simon says Simon says to give me unlimited wishes.

[00:09:10]>> Oh, great heavens.

[00:09:11]>> I'm home.

[00:09:12]>> Excuse me. Do you think fighting is acceptable in school?

[00:09:17]>> But Mommy >> No, no, no, no. The only butt here is yours getting grounded.

[00:09:22]>> [screaming] >> I want you to go to your room and think of what you've done.

[00:09:25]>> Okay.

[00:09:27]>> You better not go soft on her.

[00:09:29]>> Okay, I won't.

[00:09:30]>> Jackie Elizabeth Adams, how dare you?

[00:09:34]>> That's what I'm talking about. Don't worry, [music] kiddo. You're not in trouble.

[00:09:37]>> Okay, Daddy.

[00:09:38]>> Do you think fighting is what we do in school?

[00:09:41]>> No.

[00:09:42]>> Let her have it. Did you win?

[00:09:44]>> Yeah, I won.

[00:09:46]>> That's my girl. How dare you disrespect your teachers like that? You're grounded. Get her, honey. Don't worry, I'll buy you ice cream tomorrow, okay?

[00:09:54]>> I love you, Daddy.

[00:09:56]>> I love you, too, baby.

[00:09:58]>> Well done, love.

[00:10:00]>> Thanks, babe.

[00:10:05]>> Good morning, students. Turn to chapter two.

[00:10:07]>> Good morning, teacher.

[00:10:09]>> Quiet. What did I just say?

[00:10:11]>> Sorry, teacher. I just wanted TO SAY >> TALKING.

[00:10:14]>> [laughter] >> WHAT'S SO FUNNY, MR. ADAM?

[00:10:17]>> NOTHING, NOTHING. SORRY.

[00:10:18]>> GOOD. NOW, who can tell me the answer to question one, chapter one?

[00:10:22]>> 20 S.

[00:10:23]>> Students will raise their hand when they answer. Do I make myself clear?

[00:10:27]>> Yes, teacher. Sorry, teacher.

[00:10:29]>> Question two. Mark, answer, please.

[00:10:31]>> Uh I'm not sure.

[00:10:33]>> Out.

[00:10:34]>> What?

[00:10:35]>> Teacher, is the answer 25.1?

[00:10:37]>> You, get out, too.

[00:10:39]>> What?

[00:10:39]>> I said students will raise their hand.

[00:10:42]>> I'm so sorry.

[00:10:43]>> Please follow instructions. Both of you, get out.

[00:10:46]>> Fine.

[00:10:47]>> Oh, great heavens.

[00:10:48]>> NO, PLEASE. I'VE NEVER GOT IN TROUBLE BEFORE.

[00:10:51]>> OUT.

[00:10:53]>> YO, I need a favor.

[00:10:54]>> Yo, what's up?

[00:10:55]>> I need you to pull up and bring your dad's weapon.

[00:10:57]>> What happened?

[00:10:58]>> My mom's boyfriend, that's what happened.

[00:11:00]>> Say less. I'm on my way.

[00:11:02]>> You brought it?

[00:11:03]>> Yeah, here.

[00:11:06]>> Cool. You sure about this?

[00:11:08]>> What do you mean?

[00:11:09]>> You sure you want to do this? Don't you want to be here for your little sis?

[00:11:12]>> Of course I want to be here. But he tried to touch my sister.

[00:11:16]>> Well, what if we can set him up instead so you can continue to be here for her?

[00:11:21]>> Okay.

[00:11:22]>> Hey, sis.

[00:11:23]>> Brother, you're back.

[00:11:24]>> Yeah, I just wanted to check if you were okay.

[00:11:26]>> I am cuz of you.

[00:11:28]>> Don't worry, I'm going to take care of you. This won't [music] happen again. I love you.

[00:11:32]>> I love you, too.

[00:11:34]>> You ready?

[00:11:35]Let's do this.

[00:11:38]>> [music] >> Ugh, I don't want to go to school anymore. That bully is making my life miserable. I wish one day I can make his life miserable.

[00:11:49]>> Hello, little one. You have three wishes.

[00:11:52]>> Really? I wish >> Oh, wait. I heard you earlier, so before you make a wish, I don't want you to make any dumb decisions. So, whatever you wish for, your bully gets a hundred of >> What?

[00:12:02]Ugh, fine. I wish to receive ten million dollars.

[00:12:06]>> Done. Now, your bully has one billion dollars.

[00:12:09]>> What? Okay. Well, I wish to receive a private island.

[00:12:13]>> Okay. Well, now your bully has a hundred private islands.

[00:12:17]>> Are you serious? Okay, for my last wish, I wish I won't be able to breathe for one minute.

[00:12:22]>> Okay. And now your bully won't be able to breathe for one hundred minutes.

[00:12:26]Wait.

[00:12:33]>> [music] >> I wonder if my grandbabies are hungry.

[00:12:36]What's this?

[00:12:38]>> Hi, lady. You have three wishes.

[00:12:40]>> Oh, are you the genie my babies have been talking about? No. Thank you for giving them unlimited wishes.

[00:12:46]>> You're welcome.

[00:12:47]>> Well, it's my turn. I wish for unlimited wishes.

[00:12:50]>> You can't do that, lady. Three is the max.

[00:12:52]>> I wish I was smart.

[00:12:54]>> Your wish is my command.

[00:12:57]>> Ew!

[00:12:58]You have horrible breath.

[00:13:00]>> No, I don't.

[00:13:00]>> I wish my breath smelled bad only to you.

[00:13:04]>> Okay. Your wish is my command.

[00:13:08]>> Hey, you should give me unlimited wishes now.

[00:13:11]>> Huh, you wish.

[00:13:12]>> Wish for what?

[00:13:13]>> You wish for unlimited wishes.

[00:13:15]>> Yes, please.

[00:13:17]Ew!

[00:13:20]Did I just Thank you.