Why Some Straight Men Won't Wash Their Butt

[00:00:00]Oh, I can't wait to do this story. I want to do this next story because this right here is how homophobia and fragile-ass masculinity and all of these benign, stupid-ass rules of masculinity, this is how they manifest themselves in young boys scared to wash their ass because they think it's gay. Take a look.

[00:00:39]>> Wait, when you all shower, y'all don't open your cheeks to let the water do?

[00:00:42]>> That's no, that's different.

[00:00:45]>> do that?

[00:00:45]>> That's different. When I'm showering >> ass in the shower.

[00:00:48]>> So, you don't spread your [ __ ] >> No.

[00:00:49]>> What? When I'm showering [laughter] I TOUCH >> WAIT, WHAT?

[00:00:53]>> I don't spread my [ __ ] >> You don't wash your ass, [ __ ] That's why you [ __ ] stink.

[00:00:57]>> I'M A GROWN MAN. THAT'S >> LITERALLY WHAT I'VE >> TOUCHING MY ASS in the shower?

[00:01:01]>> Get a [ __ ] a stuff. Mhm, stop talking.

[00:01:04]Take your hind >> I'mma run it one more time.

[00:01:06]>> shower, y'all don't open your cheeks to let the water do?

[00:01:08]>> That's no, that's different.

[00:01:11]>> do that?

[00:01:11]>> That's different. When I'm showering >> my ass in the shower.

[00:01:14]>> So, you don't spread your [ __ ] >> No.

[00:01:15]>> What? WHEN I'M SHOWERING >> WAIT, WHAT?

[00:01:19]>> I DON'T spread my [ __ ] >> You don't wash your ass, [ __ ] That's why you [ __ ] STINK.

[00:01:23]>> I'M A GROWN MAN.

[00:01:24]>> THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT I'VE >> TOUCHING MY ASS IN THE SHOWER?

[00:01:27]>> Get a [ __ ] a stuff. Mhm, stop talking.

[00:01:30]>> I'M A GROWN MAN TOUCHING my ass in the shower?

[00:01:42]>> Y'all saw the video that I did with Dr. Tony Neal when I was saying, it's on my Instagram page right now, when I said I would never want to be a straight man because there's so many rules. And this is what happens when we as the greater society calls everything gay.

[00:02:04]And some people try to gaslight me into believing when I made the statement in the gay community that in the in the black community that being gay is considered one of the worst things you could be in our community.

[00:02:22]And that's why it's used as an insult the way it is.

[00:02:26]But here is how all of that talk, all of that "Ooh, that's gay."

[00:02:34]This is how it manifests itself.

[00:02:37]Now we got [ __ ] around here that anything in relation to the butt is gay.

[00:02:47]Now I could see if you said let another person touch your butt. He said I I'm a grown I'm a He said And listen to it. He tied it directly to manhood and got mad with him. No, I'm a grown ass man. I DON'T TOUCH MY BUTT IN THE SHOWER. HE got that from somewhere.

[00:03:08]And it's not just this young man. There are a lot of people who feel this way.

[00:03:14]I'll never forget I was in the workplace one time and this was a white guy talking and we had a conversation about using wet wipes. And a whole bunch of the guys in the break room unanimously were like "Hell no, I don't wipe my ass with no wet wipes. That's gay."

[00:03:38]"That's gay."

[00:03:39]Well, ladies and gentlemen, this is how it manifests itself.

[00:03:46]Now I'm going to get a little personal with y'all and ladies I I to know if you can relate.

[00:03:53]Ladies, imagine a boy or man sitting in a chair like I am and slumped down a little bit like this.

[00:04:04]You know what I'm saying? Kind of legs spread, balls and dick and ass hanging off the lip of the chair.

[00:04:13]Ladies, imagine being down there on your knees giving him oral sex and what that smell like.

[00:04:24]Ladies, drop down in the chat and put me if you have ever been performing oral sex on a man and you could smell the boo-boo from in between his ass.

[00:04:37]Unfortunately, I hate the fact that I can relate to this, but I've done it before. Okay, I think it's it's happened to me one or two times.

[00:04:47]One time I was messing around with this boy in the club in the bathroom, long story, past life. But ladies, drop down in the chat if you've ever been performing oral sex on a man and you could smell the boo-boo from in between his ass. Somebody put me. It's There's a couple a couple people putting me in the chat. This is There's quite a few people putting me in the chat. That nasty. Nasty. All because using a wet wipe is gay.

[00:05:24]Spreading your ass is gay.

[00:05:31]Do you see why I always say straight men be worried worried about the gays?

[00:05:35][ __ ] don't nobody want y'all nasty booty ass. Don't nobody want y'all nasty booty ass. And I'm going to tell you something.

[00:05:43]Shout out to all the straight men that do wash their ass properly. I'm want to tell you something. You And it's a lot of y'all putting me in there. You probably couldn't get many men to admit the next question I want to know is do you put soap on the rag and use the tip of your finger and I'm not saying jam your finger up your ass, but I am saying, you know, run that finger around that hole and and and you know, dig in there a little bit. Dig in there a little bit and get it clean.

[00:06:21]Now, even the men that were willing to get out in public and say they wash their ass with soap and water, they probably won't say they do this part.

[00:06:30]But listen to the [ __ ] Please listen to the [ __ ] All the husbands, all the boyfriends that sit down and watch Funky Dineva with their wives, all of the husbands that happen to be WALKING PAST THE TV RIGHT now while their wife is watching the TV, you supposed to put that SOAP OR THAT BODY WASH on that rag and you supposed to let that rag Hold on.

[00:07:00]You supposed to let that rag drape over your finger like a tit.

[00:07:07]You supposed TO LET IT DRAPE OVER YOUR finger like a tit.

[00:07:11]Okay? And you supposed to This your [ __ ] Okay? You can't just do this.

[00:07:22]You can't just do this on the outside.

[00:07:25]Uh-uh. Not on the out You got to just a little bit. Now, IF YOU STICK THIS MUCH IN IT, THAT MAKE YOU GAY. That's gay. Okay? BUT YOU ALLOWED TO PUT THIS MUCH IN IT. LET ME SEE. YOU CAN PUT THIS MUCH IN IT. THIS MUCH RIGHT THERE, it's still be straight, okay? I'm telling you, your wives and girlfriends and mamas and the ladies that do your laundry, they will thank you for it later. Now, IF YOU STICK THIS MUCH IN IT, YOU PROBABLY GAY, OKAY? BUT, YOU COULD PUT THIS MUCH RIGHT THERE. YOU COULD PUT THIS MUCH IN THERE.

[00:08:06]IT IT GET IN THERE, in them folds and stuff, and get that boo-boo out of there.

[00:08:12]Okay?

[00:08:13]But, this is what happens when y'all call every damn thing gay. I could not Oh, good god almighty.

[00:08:21]I couldn't imagine.

[00:08:23]I Okay?

[00:08:26]I could And if you don't want to do that, get a bidet.

[00:08:32]Or whatever. But, you got fellas, it's 2026, okay? Rag, soap, entry area of the anus, wipe in there good. Other than that, don't no woman want to sit down there and lick on your balls and lick on the gooch, and lick in between your thighs and [ __ ] and you got a [ __ ] smell coming from in between your legs and in your butt. It is time we destigmatize a lot of this doggone stuff, okay? And listen, if being a grown ass man equals not wiping my ass properly, then Lord, please make me a flaming hot Cheeto [ __ ] every time I'm reincarnated, cuz I do not want to wipe You I Mhm.

[00:09:22]Let me just move on, cuz I know you stink.

[00:09:26]And I know your underwear nasty, and I know your ass is itchy on the doggone inside. Good god almighty.