From Aurie Styla's special: Green

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[00:00:00]But one of the best things you can do when you get your own place and you got multiple rooms, if you've not done this, do it. It's one of the best feelings, right? Try this.

[00:00:09]When you got multiple rooms, invite your mom or your dad to come over and stay at your house and instill the rules they put on you as a child on them when they're in your domicile. It is one of the best feelings ever.

[00:00:24]My mom came to stay at my house after a few weeks when I had the bed all set up and she could come and actually rest and stay there for a couple of nights. First thing she did, walk into the house, walk into the kitchen, WATCH ME. "HEY, [screaming] COME OUT THE FRIDGE. THERE'S NOTHING IN THERE FOR YOU."

[00:00:39]>> [laughter] >> "HEY, TURN THE HALLWAY LIGHT OFF. YOU'RE NOT PAYING FOR THE FLIPPING ELECTRICITY."

[00:00:49]OH, I WAS THROWING RULES DOWN.

[00:00:52]MY HOUSE, MY RULES.

[00:00:54]IT WAS 7:00 p.m. SHE'S WATCHING TV. FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, IN MY HOUSE, IT'S TOO LATE. It's too late.

[00:01:01]THE VOLUME WAS ON THREE OF 50. FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, IN MY HOUSE, it's too loud. It's too loud.

[00:01:08]>> [laughter] >> WATCH ME. "MOM, TURN THE TELLY OFF. I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP. MY HOUSE, MY RULES."

[00:01:14]AND I PUSHED her over the edge when I was doing this, you know. She weren't liking it. Soon as I said that third or fourth my house, my rules, she was sat on the chair and stopped me and said, "Hey, hey, listen, young man. It might be your house, your rules, but remember, it was a mouthful of my front you got when I pushed you out as a child."

[00:01:39]>> [laughter]