The Most Unhinged Gambling Video Ever Filmed - Advantage Play AP Run to Win a Cat Painting

[00:00:00]Hey guys, Dis Little Gaming here and I just got done with a two-day advantage play sweep of Podawatami Casino in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. And I kept thinking, how am I going to intro this?

[00:00:09]I'm just not. This takes more twists and turns than a roller coaster, so buckle up. It goes from, hey, look, we're playing Ultimate X Gold and we got this lucky hand while the numbers are in your favor to uh what manner of creature is this and what what does this tribal dance mean? The world will never know.

[00:00:29]Okay, guys. We're at Podawatami. I've got 1,100 bucks. We're trying to make enough money to pay for this painting that I just ordered. Let me show it to you. Oh, and by the way, um Danny is here and he hasn't seen it.

[00:00:43]>> Yeah.

[00:00:44]>> Here we go. This is a very famous artist.

[00:00:48]>> Yes. Yes.

[00:00:51]Let's go.

[00:00:53]This is a Daniel Ryan original. The guy has sold over 70,000 prints and this I think is his most popular one. It cost me about $20. So, we're going to try to make $20 tonight. Now, this is Podawatami on a Friday. That might be difficult with AP play, but if all the other AP players all crash our cars into each other on the way in simultaneously, we will pay for this painting. Let's get to work.

[00:01:18]>> I almost forgot, guys. I brought a secret weapon. 7. Seven. Seven. Seven. 7 77. Who cares about the rest? That's a lot of sevens. Okay, we are going to do some damage with this. You know exactly what we're starting out on. Let's go for a spin. Watch all this money. Oh, this is getting wild. I want that doubler, but not like that, man. No, we're in trouble. Oh, you don't get that at low RTP casinos. Oh, just kick me right in the ball.

[00:01:53]>> Come on.

[00:01:56]>> Uh, I don't like this. You never know.

[00:02:01]>> Spot one.

[00:02:03]>> Yeah. All right.

[00:02:06]>> Come on. Randomly put them on the bottom.

[00:02:12]>> Could have went worse. Let's roll the dice here. I think I uh broke even right about made a little bit after bad run. Ooh, that is not one new player.

[00:02:22]Yep, we out. Who remembers what this does? Let's go.

[00:02:28]Oh, we didn't get it. Oh, we didn't get it a second time. That's bad. At 150, it's a bad ratio. Oh, that's it's a bad setup, too.

[00:02:36]>> Random wild.

[00:02:38]>> This could be real ugly. Like, you can't get a bad bonus at like 750, but >> awarded. Yikes. Yikes. We had a couple bad runs here, by the way.

[00:02:50]Come on, baby. Okay, that's hot.

[00:02:53]>> No, no malt. No malt.

[00:02:58]>> Two, four, five, maybe.

[00:03:00]>> Five.

[00:03:02]>> Okay, that that's a zero.

[00:03:05]>> Some places on two or three.

[00:03:08]>> Okay. Oh, wilds do better. This still ain't stellar.

[00:03:13]Okay. Go up. Go up. Go up. Go up. Go up.

[00:03:15]Yeah, this. Oh, that's a terrible setup.

[00:03:19]>> This could be huge. Let's just go one, two, three. Never happens. All right.

[00:03:25]Not ideal.

[00:03:30]>> Oh, not terrible.

[00:03:33]I don't know, man. I'll take it. 24.

[00:03:36]>> Congratulations.

[00:03:37]>> Let's go. All right, guys. 22. Wild wild 22. Malt. Let's run it.

[00:03:45]No.

[00:03:47]Fourth dropper in a row.

[00:03:50]>> This is Well, as long as it stops.

[00:03:54]>> Super 10.

[00:03:54]>> Let's go.

[00:03:55]>> I have never seen that in my whole life.

[00:03:58]>> Not one single time.

[00:04:03]All right, that's still terrible.

[00:04:06]All right, we are at war right now.

[00:04:08]Eight out of 10. We need that top. I'll take anything. Okay, what? really good.

[00:04:14]>> All right. All right. I didn't know what was up there, but that's how that works.

[00:04:19]Oh, that's a terrible layout. Absolutely dreadful.

[00:04:24]>> Wow.

[00:04:26]Let's see. Okay. Okay. How many we get?

[00:04:31]>> Nine. Nine could do some damage.

[00:04:34]Nine time four, by the way. Oh god.

[00:04:38]>> Awarded.

[00:04:39]>> $3* 4. Wow. That is miserable.

[00:04:46]Ah, guys, we finally got it with the ladies.

[00:04:50]Welcome to High RTP Casinos, everybody.

[00:04:52]Play at Podawan. Just saying. Oh, guys, guess who we ran into? Satan.

[00:04:59]So, this isn't ideal. That's interesting.

[00:05:07]And these are the cards. So, let's see.

[00:05:10]225. Oh.

[00:05:13]Oh, >> that's not >> Oh, yeah.

[00:05:17]>> I mean, it's not live, but how would you not hit that? We got to analyze it off cam, but uh >> we didn't end up playing it. Okay, guys.

[00:05:28]We got this right away. Right away.

[00:05:30]Let's go. 242 cents. Oh, okay. No malt. All right. No malt the pop. I'll give you some tigers. I want a guaranteed winner here.

[00:05:42]There it is. 44. That's bad. Plus three.

[00:05:46]Plus three. Kind of broke it. Plus three.

[00:05:50]Nope. Pretty bad. That cost us quite a bit of money, but uh yeah, let's see.

[00:05:58]Okay, there's two cents.

[00:06:01]Ouch. Ouch.

[00:06:04]All right, guys. We got a first throw word. That happens really often. All right, we're at pennies. If we get back to like even 250, I'd be happy.

[00:06:14]Oh, boy. Oh, 326. Hey. All right. Shoot.

[00:06:19]Oh, guys, we just hit it on five. I accidentally reversed the camera, but uh let's see what we get. 8.88, baby. I'm sweating. Come on. Oh, wait. You got to tap the Buddha.

[00:06:31]There we go. Now we're going to win. I almost forgot.

[00:06:35]I thought I was a professional. Whoops.

[00:06:37]That's one pass. Dang. It don't always work out. All right, guys. We got it.

[00:06:44]No, I wanted the 28 free games, man.

[00:06:47]What are we playing? Two cents. Two cents. Yeah. All right. Well, we were taking a long shot, guys. We're not doing it for money. We're doing it for Cinnamon the cat.

[00:06:57]>> Cinnamon. It was a good kitty. Let's do it. All right, guys. We finally got it after Cinnamon did absolutely nothing. I have no idea what these do or how they work. Nice. I know how that works.

[00:07:10]Is it plus three or plus six, though?

[00:07:13]Nobody knows. Come on, Cinnamon. Who's your good kitty?

[00:07:17]>> Hey, >> nine. All right. All right. All right.

[00:07:20]We're hoping it's a 2x2x, but I bet it isn't.

[00:07:23]Oh, is it? It's just all animals. Oh, hello.

[00:07:28]>> Yeah, every spot is an animal. That's all it is.

[00:07:32]Volatility. All right, we'll send it.

[00:07:34]There's a nano cabinet, bro. All right.

[00:07:38]Hey, for 50 cents, 50 bucks. I mean, that's 100x. Like, that ain't playing, bro.

[00:07:49]Let's go. 59.

[00:07:52]All right. So, it seems to be throwing up more balls and every single symbol is an animal. All right. I don't hate it.

[00:08:01]That's an interesting bonus. Oh, come on.

[00:08:05]Well, unless it does. Wait, are those wild? Yo. All right.

[00:08:10]Nice. Little something.

[00:08:13]>> No malts, but I don't care.

[00:08:15]>> Throw some balls at me, bro. Oh, all right. I like it. We're kind of killing it. That 500. The ball sizes for Minet are very big.

[00:08:28]Wow. Not bad. Not bad. Not bad.

[00:08:31]1556 and we're like roughly even. I'll take it. It's been a bit of a slog. 1796 and we hit another one. Then we hit five or six. Wow.

[00:08:45]Wow.

[00:08:46]>> I'm going to get this live, baby. We're going to $7. Dude, every single one was like 12 bucks so far. What the heck?

[00:08:52]Well, that would be a tier one, but a lot of 2x's and 4x's. So, we suspect the interval is lower.

[00:09:00]I'm going to say 1877.

[00:09:05]>> Yep.

[00:09:05]>> Uh 1850.

[00:09:08]>> Let's see.

[00:09:13]Come on.

[00:09:16]All right. 1823.

[00:09:19]Not a big group. We'd have to like land the minor to even come close.

[00:09:25]Uh-oh.

[00:09:28]I think we're in trouble.

[00:09:31]Yep. Ouch.

[00:09:33]Early hit, baby. X2 Mini. Natural land right there. That's how you do it.

[00:09:38]Sometimes it works. For two bucks. I'll take it. All right, guys. We lost on a bunch and now we're at a 4x on two bucks. Let's see what we can get. Got something. Do it. Triple. Triple. Ah, we might still get it. You need a column one to really blast it into space.

[00:09:58]Oh, we're not even live.

[00:10:00]Ouch.

[00:10:02]Well, I'd rather get a bigger number.

[00:10:04]Oh, you never know. Oh, we got it. We got it. I was overdo for that. We lost like 150 on another machine. Let's go.

[00:10:18]>> I think we're playing pennies, right?

[00:10:20]But no, two cents. Two cents. My bad.

[00:10:23]All right, that uh with how we've been picking up drums, I'm going to go with Oh, boy. I always say if we're betting huge, I go five.

[00:10:34]And if we're betting low, I go three.

[00:10:36]We're betting $2. So, yolo. Here we go.

[00:10:43]Better get something. Re-trigger would be sick. Oh my god. 4x and a pot close.

[00:10:50]Oh, how much money is that? How much money? How much money? How much money?

[00:10:54]$68.

[00:10:56]I'll let you pick them. Mostly cuz I'm sitting like 4t away.

[00:11:00]Danny's got the magic touch. Oh, min boost. Good. Now get the miner.

[00:11:06]I mean, technically the foo babies are all miners.

[00:11:11]>> No, the blue one. The the blue one.

[00:11:13]Okay.

[00:11:13]>> Boost.

[00:11:16]>> You're supposed to pick the blue one, Danny.

[00:11:18]>> Try it.

[00:11:19]>> No, that's not where it is. No, that's not where Okay. Hey, if it shows you two two2, you're not going to get it.

[00:11:25]Oh, double boost.

[00:11:29]Oh, >> good.

[00:11:34]I'll take 60 bucks. We need it.

[00:11:37]Uh, we're approaching like even on the day here after that last run. I didn't film it. It was terrible. Uh, yeah.

[00:11:44]128 total.

[00:11:47]Oh, we're still spinning. We're still I forgot about that. We're still spinning.

[00:11:51]All right, see what we got. I'm I'm the worst at camera work. Not bad. Not bad.

[00:11:56]How much is that? Another 40ome. All right. 179 drums, baby. 4x. That's how it be. Okay.

[00:12:05]I had to do it, guys. Nine Panthers.

[00:12:07]Eight Panthers. I'm giving up. I'm not even going to show you the numbers.

[00:12:10]Okay, fine. I had to do it. I had to pet the cats and I had to do it. That was like spin 30. I got it. So, uh, we're out, guys. We got it. First shot.

[00:12:20]Somebody left a single bottom. Single bottom. We got it. We got it.

[00:12:26]>> That is a lot of money, dude. 44 for one spin. I still hate this game. This is the worst version of it ever.

[00:12:33]I'm so glad we keep finding wonderfully favorable setups on games that I love so much. Let's see. Oh my god. Oh my.

[00:12:44]You've got to be kidding me. 75 cents, by the way.

[00:12:48]Oh my god, dude. This is always the blue. Just It's always Give me the Just give me my nine bonus. Okay.

[00:12:59]Yep. Nine bonus. This should be entertaining.

[00:13:06]Oh, what do you think the count's going to get to?

[00:13:10]Oh my gosh.

[00:13:15]$4.70.

[00:13:17]Give me a little charity. And nine collected. All right. Well, $5 I didn't have before.

[00:13:26]Wow. I mean, we did get to purple, but damn.

[00:13:32]I'll let you know the result. This game is awful. Oh my gosh.

[00:13:37]Oh, 10 spins later. I mean, we're we're making good progress. Okay, hold on.

[00:13:42]It's doing the noise and there's a red in the middle which like I don't think you can land it like natural. So wondering what that was. I wonder if it'll be blue, guys.

[00:13:55]Oh my gosh. I'm not even going to film it, dude. Fine. Fine. You convinced me.

[00:14:05]Wow. Oh, wait. 20 cents. All right.

[00:14:09]All right. Collected four. All right, two more to flip the lobies.

[00:14:15]Come on.

[00:14:17]Your chances of winning at 10 spins are not high. We're at 19, by the way.

[00:14:22]>> Oh, that's money. This is the second blue bonus.

[00:14:27]Come on. Add some. Add some.

[00:14:30]Add three, bro. Wait, does that flip? I don't remember. I wasn't No, it flip. No, it's right there. Okay. I'm looking through the camera and I haven't played this in months. Nice.

[00:14:45]It might even get to 15, which was the number it was supposed to be.

[00:14:49]Wow. $8.

[00:14:51]Woo.

[00:14:54]We've We've got Danny in on the turbo spins cuz my wrist is actually getting sore. But yeah, we're down like I don't know 70 bets or something. Like this game, dude. I just played it cuz it was high. I don't care. Whoever walked right past this, respect, bro. Oh my gosh, guys. Well, this also always lands on blue, so five. Shoot. We'll take a 17er. That might actually be some money.

[00:15:21]And purple. No, it did. It did land on purple once. We did do it, but it's blue. All right.

[00:15:32]All right. We're going horizontal so you guys can actually see what the hell's going on.

[00:15:38]angry uncle to my left. All right, one of one of the infamous players is right next to me. Yeah, you better keep walking. All right, come on, dude. We're at five collected on spin six. It's not like terrible. Okay, six on seven. You want eight on eight, but they are reductive. When you get it, it removes it from the reel, so doesn't really matter till the fat lady sings or whatever. I'm pretty sure that's not the same.

[00:16:07]All right.

[00:16:08]This is blue, but I don't think they rig it against you.

[00:16:13]Okay. Okay. By the way, they do the trumpet when it's four symbols that aren't those.

[00:16:20]Just saying. All right. Cuz that's the result you actually got. Oh, wow.

[00:16:27]Holy crap. In a bucket. We actually made some money.

[00:16:31]>> We're down like $90, dude. It's uh this better be $90 colossal.

[00:16:37]>> That was pretty possible. He He ain't playing on that. He ain't playing on that. You do need to do eat. Come on.

[00:16:45]Just imagine how good it's going to be when we get 20 spins.

[00:16:49]Wow.

[00:16:52]Maybe we'll get four rockets on the next spin. Well, I mean, we have this. Oh, all four. It could do it. It could do it. It could do it. Dang it.

[00:17:03]It also could do that. It didn't, but it could have.

[00:17:08]Nope. That's not bad, though. That's not bad. Oh, dang it. All right, guys. 368.

[00:17:14]We bought him with like 399 20. I'll let Mr. Daniel do the honors. Unless he doesn't get any uranium rockets. Oh, almost.

[00:17:24]All right. Until you flip the green ones, you're not really guaranteed anything.

[00:17:30]Oh, boy. Come on. Triple triple uranium.

[00:17:32]Triple uranium. There we go. Come on.

[00:17:35]Rocket. Rocket. Rocket. Yeah, I had a feeling there's certain layouts that uh are more likely to get it than others.

[00:17:46]You know, if they just installed Penguin Palace, I would just move to Milwaukee.

[00:17:49]That would do it. That's got to be like 30 bucks to some, right? Apparently it doesn't.

[00:17:55]>> Oh, come on. Come on, Mr. Bun Bun. Come on, Bun Bun. Oh.

[00:18:01]>> Hey, rockets. Wranium. Come on. Oh, if that would have flipped. Hey, that's going to be big. Let's go. Let's go.

[00:18:13]Let's go. Come on.

[00:18:17]I'm actually filming right-handed.

[00:18:21]Dang.

[00:18:24]Could have used the NX, but I ain't complaining. 46 bucks. We're up.

[00:18:30]All right. Come on, baby.

[00:18:32]Come on. Oh, wait. We We had um 11 collected on 11.

[00:18:38]That's why I did it. No, we're getting screwed. Welcome to this game. All right. Come on. No, that could have been a a trumpet.

[00:18:45]That wouldn't have not with the blue balloons there. That not with the See, we got to flip them. That's That one could do it. Uh oh, no. We need to collect two. Like it's not impossible. You're more likely to get them on these snips.

[00:19:04]>> You want to get it like five out though, so we're in trouble. Oh. Oh.

[00:19:09]Oh ho ho. And it might go past. Dang it.

[00:19:14]Dang it. Dang it. Dang it. 65 though.

[00:19:16]Come on. Yeah. See, when there's no uh no greens and no blues, that's when it does it. Yep. Nice.

[00:19:27]Trouble 23, baby. 23. Next one might re-trigger. Very unlikely, but Oh, we're live. We're live on two. Dang. I'll take my 81 bucks. Let's go. That really was barely worth the time, I guess. See, what are we at? H Yeah, like we made like 25 bucks, something. I don't know.

[00:19:49]40 50 >> 50. Oh, shoot. Well, I mean, I guess for 500 bucks an hour, I'll sit there and press that button. This appears to be a new install.

[00:19:59]I don't know how somebody would walk past that at 240. I don't see it. I don't know. We'll play, guys. 48 bucks right there. Right there. You get a lot of line pays and the wheel is always the minor.

[00:20:08]>> BONUS TIME.

[00:20:09]>> IT'S BONUS TIME. 400 BUCKS. We got it.

[00:20:11]Natural. No assistance. I don't need no assistance. I'll let you know what drops.

[00:20:18]>> I'm going to send it.

[00:20:21]Oh.

[00:20:22]>> Oh, it's right there. It's right there.

[00:20:26]Seven out of 10. It's I don't need to show what's on the bottom. Yeah, I do. I don't know.

[00:20:32]I'm going to send it, >> bro. No re-trigger. No. That was pretty good, though.

[00:20:38]>> I'm going to play it out.

[00:20:40]>> That's pretty good.

[00:20:42]>> We figured out that it's not in our favor. Just barely uh right in time for the blue to hit. So, let's see what happens. This is and will always be the monkey bonus. I don't care what they call it. Come on. Make money.

[00:20:54]>> Come on. Oh, one more blue. This blue has a ton of re-triggers and the red has almost no re-triggers in this version.

[00:21:02]So, oh, bro.

[00:21:06]That would have been a couple dollars right there. But it's aces.

[00:21:11]Imagine if that was gold bars. It would have been several hundred. Woohoo.

[00:21:15]Woohoo. Come on. Get the gold monkeys.

[00:21:18]Get the cold monkeys. Only the OGs know what we're talking about. Come on.

[00:21:24]Come on.

[00:21:26]Oh, come on. Blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue. The only time I won like huge on this recently is when we got four blue on spin 2 plus 10. We need it.

[00:21:40]I'll take a n five of a kind right here, but we need to re-trigger bad.

[00:21:44]Oh my god. 24. Okay, I think we're not chasing this. Let me see.

[00:21:51]It's just not I mean that second wheel, but I'll give it a couple. Here we go.

[00:21:57]I'll go to 350. At least you're not making any actual progress on this game, so you're not abandoning anything.

[00:22:06]This bonus interval of like 170 is just brutal.

[00:22:10]Yeah, I'm not going to do it. All right.

[00:22:15]Damn it.

[00:22:20]Uh, oh my god.

[00:22:26]Are you kidding me, man?

[00:22:30]Let's go.

[00:22:32]All right, this time we're going to get like three on the first spin and then and also all five blue. All right, come on. Come on. Or it's it's going to be that kind of bonus. How did we make 15 cent? They could keep it. Oh, line one.

[00:22:45]Come on. Raise that shizz up. Dang it.

[00:22:51]Come on. This is tragic.

[00:22:55]This is like I'm not going to make one bet. There now I am.

[00:23:01]Woo. 29 bucks. The five kinds. Pay so much.

[00:23:06]I I think we bail on it. I think we bail.

[00:23:10]>> All right, guys. We're doing terrible, but we got a full eight setup. Let's go.

[00:23:13]Going to fast spin it. Nice.

[00:23:21]Yep.

[00:23:23]Guys, we got the bonus. 15 free games with two random wild reels. Let's go.

[00:23:28]It's all four. I wish I could just choose the three or the four or whatever. I don't remember how this works.

[00:23:35]Come on.

[00:23:37]I'm winning 380.

[00:23:41]Ah, it's 15 spins. Let's just send it. There we go.

[00:23:49]Nice.

[00:23:51]And the last one. This is why you never choose two on the bonus if you can choose, but on this one you can't. It's so so so bad. Now, we actually just lit up two. So, we're live right there.

[00:24:07]The numbers on these are very complicated, but uh I know to play that.

[00:24:13]Oh, we've got a three mid, four, two live with a three, and then it was three up there, I think. So, I know that setup. Damn, that's terrible. Do it again. I dare you. Well, we got two on the bottom, two in the middle. There it is. All right. Only 215 though. Two and 240. This is such a rough machine, dude.

[00:24:36]All right. I believe that drops us.

[00:24:38]Yeah, it does. We're live on that one, but it doesn't matter. So, yeah. Good win, though. All right, guys. Insane setup on this one.

[00:24:48]Oh, that coin needs to get out of the way, bro. Oh, that's terrible.

[00:24:54]Ouch.

[00:24:56]Terrible. I did not make money on that one. I decided to take a crack at a stupid long shot right there. We got two deuces. Boom. Right there. That's actually five aces, which I guess does not pay anything on Deuces Wild. Also, there was no malt there, but you know, I ain't going to complain about 100 bucks.

[00:25:15]It's awfully thin, but we're doing it. I got this. 6x.

[00:25:20]How did that miss? Oh.

[00:25:25]I hate quarter hunting, but we got that.

[00:25:29]That's a miracle, guys. We are running it up on these miracle hands. What is going on? I should have pulled up my chart cuz 3452.

[00:25:39]I got some questions about that. But uh you know, I'll probably give up on this one. Who's boogieing down? We got it.

[00:25:46]Can't play it. Copyrighted music, but I got it, guys. It's sitting right there.

[00:25:50]Right there. Who left it? I don't know, but we're playing it. Okay, guys. That didn't take much. They're playing very copyrighted music, but uh we're going free games. I don't need no buoy. I'll let you know what happens. $4. Awesome.

[00:26:04]Oh my gosh, guys. I got the mega on this setup at $3 90 bucks. Let's see what happens.

[00:26:14]Oh my god. Right between it. We need Okay, we need some portals, right? Oh, there we go. There we go.

[00:26:20]>> Big >> five of a kind. 45 bucks right there.

[00:26:23]Ooh, that was a big one, guys. All six.

[00:26:27]All six. That does not happen. Wow.

[00:26:32]Okay, let's hit that multiplier. That'd be 60 bucks right there. You don't see that happen real often.

[00:26:39]Oh yeah, that could have been the uh major times two, but at 75 cents, dude. Bro, bro, let's go.

[00:26:53]Oh, Thomas winning today's been a lot of up and down. Literally down, guys. Just just actually kill me. just kicked me right in the balls.

[00:27:06]>> I hate this game so much. I'm going to play it. All right, we're in for uh $38 16.

[00:27:16]More credits. Malta. That was fast. That was weird. Well, we got the multiplier.

[00:27:23]Only 2x though. All right, I'm sending it.

[00:27:28]Come on, orange chicken.

[00:27:30]Orange chicken blessed me with the Oh, it doesn't show my name on the bottom.

[00:27:34]Thank god I can actually film this. Oh, we got it. We picked up the jackpots.

[00:27:38]No. In the first three spins, you can upgrade it. Yeah, go for it. I got work to do. Oh, Major Mini. Which one do you think it'll be?

[00:27:47]>> Mini.

[00:27:48]>> No, never. They Steve the Phoenix would never do that. He's nice. He's a good orange chicken.

[00:27:56]He comes with a side of cilantro and Okay. All right.

[00:28:02]I am really tired.

[00:28:05]If this isn't $38, I'm going to spike my phone. All right. How much is this?

[00:28:13]Yeah, we needed that probably.

[00:28:16]>> I bet I broke even. Oh my god, I made money on Wuin Pen. What century is it?

[00:28:22]It must not be this one.

[00:28:24]I never win on this one.

[00:28:27]>> The number was 13 on 375 as well.

[00:28:32]We're in over $1,000 on this piece of [ __ ] slot. Never ever play this ever. Never. We're in 1,500.

[00:28:44]No multiplier. I hate this game. 1 2 3.

[00:28:53]I now cannot get the multiplier.

[00:28:54]Awesome. Guess I'm going to loop the board twice. Hold on. It really doesn't matter what happens. Looping the board twice won't do anything. I ain't getting my 1500 back.

[00:29:06]So much for winning today.

[00:29:09]Never play Wujun Pin, guys. It I I'll break it to you. I'm doing an upcoming uh video covering the worst AP slots.

[00:29:18]This one won and it won by like double digit percentages.

[00:29:23]Over 200 votes.

[00:29:26]Yeah. Just get the last two, you jackass.

[00:29:31]Oh, you don't get the grand if you get it, by the way. There it is. Oh, I got the grand. Oh, no. No. No. No.

[00:29:40]No.

[00:29:43]Oh, that's really close, guys. That's really close to the over a thousand.

[00:29:48]Hey, lucky me. Woo!

[00:29:53]Friends don't let friends play Wu Jun.

[00:29:57]I'm going to go eat my feelings in ramen and crash.

[00:30:01]I hate this game so much. That is the second time that Wuin Pin has taken a positive day and turned it into a loss singlehandedly. I think actually overall at that point we were down about $150.

[00:30:17]So I really didn't need to lose about $1,200 right there. That was not what I wanted to do at that point. So I believe my number is set about 60% of the time you don't even get the multiplier. And if you don't get the multiplier, you lost it. It's just that simple. But uh there also is no ceiling on this. You can hit 50 on the number and it will just stop giving you numbers, I believe, and you're no closer to lighting it off than you were before. Because unlike magic treasures, the probability of it going off does not increase with the value on top. The line pays are incredibly negligible. So, you're just left with the final result and more than half of the time it is not going to be in your favor. Well over half the time and once in a while you'll get a good result that's double or triple your total amount that you have in. So, you need a bankroll that's ridiculous because remember this was at $3.75 and we started at a 13. It's playable at 11.

[00:31:10]I think the 11 was a little bit low. I think my number was 10.7 and we rounded up because if you round down, you're wrong and it's not in your favor. But we don't know what the top end of this machine is. We haven't seen runs long enough and disastrous enough that it threw the average off. I think the number is 12. And then past about 17, the numbers don't mean anything. They don't give you anything. They just failed to fill like the last two or three spots on the grid and they're meaningless. They have no value. This is one of the worst design slots in existence. And I strongly suggest AP players stay away from it. That's what I'm talking about, baby. Heck yeah. Look at that. $40 win right there. Hit it.

[00:31:50]One more coin would be sick. All right, played it out. Here's where we're at.

[00:31:56]Unreal.

[00:31:58]Really could have used the coin there, not going to lie. But you know, all right, running six bucks a spin.

[00:32:07]Somebody left it on a five. We got an overflow. Major would have been nice.

[00:32:12]Okay, what do we got? Yeah, that is so much free money. 125 bucks right there in uh what? 60 seconds.

[00:32:24]>> Yeah, about that.

[00:32:25]>> I don't know. Feels like longer, but I'm tired as hell. Well, it's 1:00 in the morning. I'm going to win my damn money back with AP. Speaking of that, if you have no idea what's going on, advantage play AP. This on average is in your favor. If the numbers are from left to right at 44,55.

[00:32:43]So, if any of them are individually at that number or higher, you should play it. Somebody left that at a five and we got a full roll over on it. I'm not even sure if this was that clip. I was so tired. And things just go so far off the rails after this. We decide we're down a K. Let's just have some fun. Let's film the kind of content I would film if I didn't get into AP. But if you do want to see uh a bunch of advantage play stuff and like how to beat each individual game really broken down so anybody can understand it, that is on the playlist on my channel called How to Beat Casinos, go check it out.

[00:33:17]Otherwise, you can get it all in one place over on my Patreon for uh$10ole dollars. Link in the description to the pin comment. Check it out. Big win on a 7 out of 10 there, guys. 64 cents. Let's go. But if I have any more pork belly ramen and fall asleep, that is 100% what I'm going to see. Okay, let me explain this. Uh, to the OGs on my other channel, you guys remember the famous pork skin and dresser story? Don't mix spicy chicheró at 1:00 in the morning with melatonin when you're on 4 hours of sleep. I woke up a little disoriented and got in a fight with my dresser and I to this day I'm not sure who won. I'll call it a tie, but I woke up on the floor. Now, keep in mind, I don't even drink alcohol. But apparently some parts of the pig have like hallucinogenic properties, but only it does something with brain waves. I I don't know. Only when you're sleeping, though. So, that's the running gag for the rest of the video. I figured I'd explain it cuz like 1% of you will remember the story.

[00:34:19]Another disappointment, but the pork's kicking in.

[00:34:24]Dang, bro.

[00:34:26]Guys, for real. For real. The pork is kicking in. What is happening right now?

[00:34:33]Buddha has been replaced with a cat, but that cat has brought 5656 56.

[00:34:41]Let's go.

[00:34:43]Oh, I forgot how loud this is. Oh well.

[00:34:48]Oh, suck it. All right. I don't know what that win was.

[00:34:53]I really need to stop showing my legal name on screen. That would be great.

[00:34:59]Dang it. I thought that was a cat line.

[00:35:01]I don't even know what I bought in for.

[00:35:04]5756. All right, let's go.

[00:35:08]Come on. 1 2 3 4 uh 1 + 3 is rough, but Oh, okay. One more.

[00:35:22]That wasn't great. I'll be honest with you. Hey, guess what? Jackass got 10 spins at 5x5, which I didn't think was even possible.

[00:35:31]This guy right here, as in not me. How much is this? It's got to be like two bills, right?

[00:35:39]press the button.

[00:35:41]>> Watch this. He'll He'll He runs.

[00:35:46]>> Speed Monopoly.

[00:35:49]>> That's what happens when you don't eat too much pork belly. Wow. I had to play it. This is the best design slot ever.

[00:35:57]Triple freaking pop. Triple pop. Danny only got a double pop. So, I assume my $1 bet is going to be about $100,000.

[00:36:08]Okay, he chunk. Now he maximus chunk.

[00:36:11]Six spins left. And I could pick up more. Let's see what happens.

[00:36:17]>> Okay.

[00:36:18]>> Hey, there it is. There it is. That's the highest one I could within reason get.

[00:36:23]>> Illinois ain't even that high.

[00:36:25]>> Wait, does that mean it's 28?

[00:36:27]>> Yeah, it's 28.

[00:36:28]>> Oh, let's go.

[00:36:30]Good. I'm down like a,000 bucks today.

[00:36:34]Hey >> yo, let's go.

[00:36:40]All right, we got to start getting some greens.

[00:36:43]>> Four left. Four left. Oh, how's this?

[00:36:46]Throw throw a hotel on. I don't care. Do it. Oh, yeah. So, when I play Monopoly, I am Leyona Helmsley. That is what my parents nickname me. My brother didn't know who that was, but apparently she goes on the the news and cries and her makeup runs and she says, "I'm not a slum lord." Well, [ __ ] I am. So, I buy that stuff and we go 5050 and you got a little $600 minefield right there.

[00:37:10]That's That's my strategy. I've been told by professionals it's not very good, but uh seems to be working. Hey, >> okay. Now, if you guys want to buy a railroad ticket, it's going to be right up there with Amtrak. Oh, that's a spicy boy. Come on.

[00:37:28]>> Last spin says who?

[00:37:30]He does telegraph that. Oh, wow. Wow.

[00:37:33]What? My properties cuz I don't own Matt.

[00:37:36]>> Yeah, >> I don't know what he's talking about.

[00:37:39]>> 2x. This is probably a bill, right? I mean, it's not like >> Oh, yeah.

[00:37:44]>> I don't think I don't think I beat 169 even on a triple, but uh Damn, bro.

[00:37:52]He ain't playing with this. that [ __ ] >> This is like Amazon level monopoly abuse. Come on.

[00:37:59]>> Here we go.

[00:38:00]>> Here we go. Everybody subscribe to Al Ali. What is it called? Amazon. I don't use Amazon.

[00:38:07]>> AliExpress. No, >> I use AliExpress. No. What's the one where you pay to shop there? What's that called?

[00:38:12]>> Costco.

[00:38:12]>> No. What? Yes, but the the Amazon one.

[00:38:15]Oh, Prime. Prime.

[00:38:16]>> Prime.

[00:38:17]>> Yeah. I work at it, I assure you. But like I don't do no Amazon, bro.

[00:38:23]158. Another thousand and we'll be back to even.

[00:38:28]Good news, guys. There's another version of Temple Falls/Dynamite.

[00:38:33]Whatever the hell. All right.

[00:38:36]Hope this works the same. It's my favorite game ever. As you know, I'm going to send it. What is H? Okay. What a unique and innovative design.

[00:38:47]Give me the dang lug nut or whatever the hell that is.

[00:38:53]I don't know what's going on cuz I don't even know what day it is and I'm tired as hell. I just ate way too much ramen.

[00:38:58]But like I know that if it drops that it's probably a wheel.

[00:39:03]Dang. Could use two of those I bet.

[00:39:07]7 out of 10 and I have two bucks now.

[00:39:09]Oh. Oh, we got her. We got her. Oh, it does it right away.

[00:39:14]Oh my gosh. That's cool. That's the mini. Oh my god. Did you expect it to be the mini? I didn't. I thought for sure I had the super sink.

[00:39:22]>> Yeah.

[00:39:23]>> Wait, what? Oh, wow. I must have missed something going on here.

[00:39:29]>> Oh, we got 20. What's up? I'm going to speed spin this. This game is cheeks, man. Massive sweaty cheeks. Here we go. Come on.

[00:39:44]Oh, 10 APAF. Let's go. Oh, we got them both. They got them both. I'm going to start dropping them from over on Danny's one. I'm going to drop those over here.

[00:39:55]>> Come on.

[00:39:58]>> Oh my god. I should have I got 6 hours of sleep the last 3 days.

[00:40:01]>> Damn it.

[00:40:03]>> All right. Come on, baby.

[00:40:06]Oh well. Hey. All right. Oh, shoot.

[00:40:11]This looks like an identical clone of uh Dynamite Dash or whatever. Dynamite Blast. There's two different ones and they're both similar. $58. Guess what I bought in for? So guys, important lesson here. When I say avoid long run stuff and oh, $3.75 per spin doesn't seem that bad, but you have to look at the whole picture. You have to know that you could be in for two or 300 spins. One single game wiped out every bit of profit we made in hours and hours and hours of walking around working, grinding, checking stuff.

[00:40:47]risking money, barely returning 10, 20, 30% in some cases, and all of it wiped out by one game. So, I decided yolo, let's throw it at poker, which uh you know, chasing loss is really stupid.

[00:40:59]Wouldn't have done it if I wasn't filming. I was pretty on tilt, though.

[00:41:02]But, we got quad deuces on quarters for 100 bucks. And then, well, at least there's that that you can always count on, guys. It's Derpy Panda game again. Derpy Panda, but this time, okay, we're gonna actually interview him. Sir, um, what do you think about the peace deal in Iran?

[00:41:26]Do you think it's going to be durable?

[00:41:28]>> My name is Leon Leon Whitey Thompson. I was a man who was dead inside. You couldn't hurt me no more. See, and when you got a man like that in prison, you you got to get rid of him. And that's what they did. He shut me down with cont.

[00:41:45]>> Fascinating.

[00:41:48]>> Well, $630.

[00:41:53]Fat Catau is disappointed in me, but I paid for him before the trip, so we're all good. Guys, the pork is still kicking in, man. The pork is kicking in.

[00:42:05]Guys, it's the morning. We're tired. My allergies are tripping, but we got the mini twice. Come on, let's go. Pawan has such better odds than everywhere else I play. All right, no drop zone, no shenanigans, no nothing. Come on. All right, I guess it didn't hear me.

[00:42:23]>> 10, so that's going to be nothing. All right, well, we got the minis.

[00:42:28]>> All right, we're still cranking it. We had one kind of okay run here. Bad run, whatever. But, uh, a triple double. We got that three times. Look at that right there. It's so beautiful. Let's go.

[00:42:41]>> See what we got.

[00:42:44]Oh, this I mean if this is like two three or one three.

[00:42:49]>> Okay, >> let's go.

[00:42:52]>> What are we at? $1286 with a tripler.

[00:42:56]Oh, you just look at that money roll up.

[00:42:59]>> Look at that. Let's go.

[00:43:03]Big wins.

[00:43:04]>> Heck yeah.

[00:43:06]>> I like big.

[00:43:08]All right. Come on.

[00:43:12]Uh, that's a moderate uh reset. This is a get it by four or don't play it.

[00:43:19]But this is an expander.

[00:43:23]>> There we go.

[00:43:26]>> We need to dodge one drop.

[00:43:28]>> Usually you'll pick up one drop just cuz it's like 8020.

[00:43:32]>> Super 10.

[00:43:32]>> Boom. Oh, the chas. Come on.

[00:43:38]>> Two.

[00:43:39]Oh, I thought I saw it. I thought I saw it.

[00:43:43]>> Oh, yeah. Nine of these.

[00:43:47]>> Uh 344. Ouch.

[00:43:50]>> That just did not go where I wanted.

[00:43:54]See, good layouts that you get some of your money back.

[00:43:58]Uh 2 two2. That's like it has to raise on spin one. Nope. We out of this one.

[00:44:05]Somebody just walked on a 14 and so far we're down like 50 bucks on it. Man, whiffed every single one. The dragon spinner thing on top gave us the 3x mini on the picker. I have a bad feeling about this.

[00:44:20]The next spin after I set it down.

[00:44:24]This is a words. I can already tell this one's going to be crap. Yep. If it puts them on the left and you don't see a single pink and the first one isn't a word, it's going to be a bad one. All right, we're investigating this one. We got the double baby magic. I don't know if I even get it twice, but she was on the reel twice. Be great if we win this.

[00:44:43]Let's see. Three of eight for I guess they just don't go away. So that's similar to the parrot version for the pirates.

[00:44:51]Uh Danny said he played this one. This looks awfully like I'm not going to win.

[00:44:56]All right, come on.

[00:44:58]They tend to show up in groups, so you don't want individual gaps. Oh, when you win, you get more. Oh, they should give you more if you don't win, cuz then you need more.

[00:45:12]>> Oh. Oh, what are you doing? Oh my gosh.

[00:45:15]Maybe it's throwing down the the fireworks. I don't know if I get two of these unless it's back to back.

[00:45:21]>> Like, you'll see what I mean.

[00:45:23]>> Oh, you get them. Holy crap.

[00:45:26]Oh, I thought it was rigged as balls.

[00:45:29]All right. Well, good for Baby Metal.

[00:45:31]I'm a big fan of their music. All right.

[00:45:34]Come on.

[00:45:36]Well, that's a on 225. That's a lot of money. All right.

[00:45:42]Oo, look at all them dollars.

[00:45:46]$6,000, guys. Wow.

[00:45:51]Oh. Oh, I accidentally shot what it really was. Whoops. So, yeah, we got it.

[00:45:55]We got it twice. So, why don't I get it twice? Or do I?

[00:46:00]ain't done yet. You >> only get it once.

[00:46:02]>> Well, why'd they show it twice then?

[00:46:04]What's wrong with them?

[00:46:06]>> Well, live live with nothing good bad values. Nah. Shout out to whoever left this on three out of three double payment rounds. And yes, I have covered this one on the channel. Once again, go check out the playlist called How to Beat Casinos. It will really help you out. All the info is for free.

[00:46:24]Otherwise, it's on Patreon if you want to download it all in one little file.

[00:46:27]Oh, and then we hit this. So, like $300 in 60 seconds while risking $27.

[00:46:36]Do you see the difference between checking a bank of six of these and playing Wujun Pin or Phoenix Link or Temple Falls? This was $9 a spin. Wu Jun Pin was $3.75 a spin. That is not the most important factor. It's all about bankroll management, ratios, volatility, loss tolerance, all that stuff. Um, if you really want to actually make money, don't waste your time with that dumb grindy crap unless you like are points coming for promos or like, you know, playing for fun, I guess. Otherwise, man, most APs are just doing it wrong.

[00:47:12]So, stick around on this channel if you want to see how to do it right. Look what Danny just did. Look what he just did to me. He's all the way. He's way over there. He He is within the safe distance after doing that.

[00:47:25]Ah.

[00:47:27]All right, one more shot. We're up like three bills on this. Come on. Wait, did that re-trigger? Wait, how many do Oh, no, I didn't. All right. Well, shoot.

[00:47:35]I'll take it. All right, so I don't have the final count in front of me, but overall losing day, we were down several hundred all because of Wujun Pin. We had ups and downs. You know, if if a game is effectively weighted 60, 40, sometimes 40 happens as I always say, but we were generally heading upward and trending upward, especially on day two. If it wasn't for that one known to be problematic, unreliable, longrun nightmare game from hell, we wouldn't have wasted the entire weekend. Imagine how pissed I'd be if I wasn't filming.

[00:48:05]At least it makes for some good educational content on YouTube. But I had fun. And uh honestly, I'm still really tired. I think the pork's still kicking in. So, if the pork's kicking in for you, too, leave a like. Go get some high-end ramen. Maybe go check out the art of Daniel Ryan. Daniel with two A's.

[00:48:21]I mean, he's not paying me. I don't have a referral. He's just apparently a meme appreciator. And heck yeah. So, thanks for watching everybody and I'll see you guys next time.

[00:48:33]This is going to be so stupid.