Didn't Think It Could Get More Pathetic

[00:00:00]I believe resellers are deserving of no respect and have one of the most shameful professions imaginable. It's one of those things that's like a blemish on your own reputation if it comes out that you're a reseller. That's one of those things where if your family finds out, maybe they stop inviting you over for Thanksgiving. I think it is just so unbelievably cringe, scummy, and pathetic. And I know I've been focusing on like Pokemon scalpers, but I'm just talking about scalpers and resellers in general. It is just so gross, man. And it's so beyond out of control. So, I know this is nothing new and I'm sure a lot of you are familiar, but there is a whole career people are trying to make out of being popcorn bucket resellers. And I'm not jerking your girkin either. This is a very real thing that some delusional, imbecile, loveless losers are actually trying to make their lives work. This is their business. They go and buy out the entire inventory of those limited edition popcorn buckets that come out for big movies in order to flip them online for a profit. And there is one guy who I just found out about that is so unapologetic and proud of it that he films himself going to buy out all of the popcorn buckets inventory from the theaters in order to flip them online.

[00:01:19]Now, of course, he does he does like to spread his wings here, and he doesn't just marry himself to only popcorn buckets that he scalps. He of course has to dabble in Pokemon because that's just part of the scalper DNA. But I want to show you his popcorn bucket endeavors in particular because this is extraordinarily embarrassing garbage.

[00:01:43]Uh them Toy Story popcorn buckets. Um how many am I allowed to buy?

[00:01:49]No. How many have you got? Yeah. What?

[00:01:51]Can I grab just whatever there is?

[00:01:53]That's all right.

[00:01:58]>> It's wild to me how we've reached a point where we actually have to implement buy limits on every single item ever produced because goobers like this exist now where if there's not buy limits, they'll just buy [ __ ] all of it in order to flip online. Even things as simple as squishy fidget toys like needles and [ __ ] People are slitting each other's throats over so that way they can flip them online for a profit with their big markups. And now popcorn buckets in the crosshairs here from the reseller uh plague here. These [ __ ] cockroaches right to get the Buzz Lights from Basu.

[00:02:44]>> Sweet. Thank you.

[00:02:47]Perfect.

[00:02:49]>> Cheers. Do you want free popcorn?

[00:02:51]>> Oh, okay. This is going to be a [ __ ] nightmare. This is going to go all over my car. Look at the two people behind him watching on in disgust and horror as this guy spends presumably hundreds of dollars to ensure that no one else can get those popcorn buckets. I imagine that they were probably waiting in line and probably were wanting a popcorn bucket here as well considering the look on their faces is just shock and awe.

[00:03:15]Like what kind of loser they've just bore witness to. It's like a crypted sighting. So I imagine they probably wanted one as well. They're probably there to see Toy Story and now they can't get one cuz this guy just bought them all. But at least he had a heart.

[00:03:29]At least this saint offered them some free popcorn, which they politely declined, and I fully understand why. I think that's a completely understandable decision to make there. When it comes to getting offered free food or drink from a stranger, probably best not to play with fire. Too many horror stories out there, so why even open that can of worms? Just play it safe. Especially when dealing with resellers. With scalpers, you never know what kind of evil [ __ ] they might be up to. So, I fully get why they'd say no to that offer, but now this dude gets to fill his bags with those precious popcorn buckets.

[00:04:23]Luckily, he was able to get all of it into his car. Thankfully, I was really praying for him there. And well, it worked. It came through. He was able to get all those popcorn buckets into his vehicle. And now he's got a lot of free popcorn as well.

[00:04:47]Do you like popcorn?

[00:04:51]>> Like loads in there.

[00:04:53]>> Now take the lot of it if you want it.

[00:04:55]>> Go on. I'll give it to lads.

[00:04:56]>> Do you want all of it? Yeah.

[00:04:57]>> Yeah. Yeah, please.

[00:04:58]>> Have you got a bag?

[00:04:59]>> I've got a good >> Yeah. At the very least, he found a homeless man to give the popcorn to. So that's positive, right? That's nice.

[00:05:10]Except here's the thing. I don't trust that because I'm going to show you in another one of his videos where he goes and gets more Buzz Lightyear popcorn buckets. Uh clearing out their inventory yet again. Just this gluttonous [ __ ] maniac here coming through. He does the same thing where he's looking for a homeless person to give that free popcorn to. And then it's the exact same clip as this where it's the same homeless man. It's the exact same clip just repeated again yet on a completely different day of him clearing out the popcorn bucket inventory.

[00:05:40]So, how does that work? Seems like he's lying about that. He's just playing the same clip again. And who's to say that that's actually a homeless person and not just like a friend of his that he had come through and pick up the popcorn buckets that we get some good boy points online. Like, look at how nice I am.

[00:05:55]Look at what a benevolent angel I am. I gave a homeless person this free popcorn when I was scalping these popcorn buckets. Can everyone please appreciate the good deed that I've just done? Also, these Buzz Lightyear popcorn buckets I'm selling for €80, by the way. Please get them now. I know crawling over each other like World War Z zombies to get their hands on my overpriced Buzz Light your popcorn buckets.

[00:06:37]out.

[00:06:41]>> Got you.

[00:06:44]>> She's teaching him how to set this up because a she can tell that he is visibly stupid and B, she's under the false pretense that he's buying these to use them. He's not. He's buying these to exploit the scarcity that he's introducing here. That's the That's the MO of all scalpers. Buy as much as you possibly can so that way normal people who actually want them can't get them.

[00:07:08]So then they engage in the secondary market with these [ __ ] fungal ghouls who are capitalizing off it with this huge markup to line their pockets and take advantage of it. So he's not ever going to use one of these or anything.

[00:07:23]They're not for him. He's just reselling them. He's just a piece of [ __ ] scumbag.

[00:07:51]Oh, mate. What the [ __ ] Do you like popcorn?

[00:08:02]>> Yeah.

[00:08:02]>> Yeah.

[00:08:03]>> Wait. Do you want some?

[00:08:04]>> Yeah, please.

[00:08:07]>> It's literally >> like loads in there.

[00:08:14]>> Now take the lot of it if you want it.

[00:08:16]>> Come on. I'll give it to >> Do you want all of it? Yeah.

[00:08:18]>> You see what I mean? It's just the exact same clip that he copy and pasted here.

[00:08:22]So that is fraudulent. I'm assuming that with this popcorn bucket haul, he just threw away the free popcorn. He had that popcorn in his trunk and it wasn't looked like it was fitting. So I imagine he just threw it in the trash just wasting all of that food. Clearly didn't want to show that to the audience. So again, he went back to the old tried andrue, the Elcláico of I gave it to a homeless person. Look, here's the clip even though it's the exact same clip from the other video that he's just repeated. And it can't be from the same day or anything because this time around his popcorn, his free popcorn was in a different bag in the trunk, not in the back seat. So, it's just I don't know who he thought he was fooling with that.

[00:09:00]But he also probably doesn't care cuz the people that are watching this, it's two people. One, people like me that shoot spitballs at him and believe that everywhere he goes, he should be just had bells rung, like the shame bells, letting people know that there's a scalper coming through, just a stinky degenerate. or two like-minded losers that are watching this and thinking that it's a good business opportunity and like trying to join in and like follow along here so they can try and make a little bit of money flipping [ __ ] Buzz Lightyear popcorn buckets. So, he doesn't really care about like whether or not people know that he threw away popcorn, but he was probably just trying to like cover his own ass just in case.

[00:09:37]But, it didn't work. It's very clearly a lie here. He didn't give that popcorn to a homeless man in this video. It's the same clip from the other video. Anyway, this [ __ ] sucks. He sucks. Scalpers, resellers, just complete scum. That's really about it.