First Meeting with a Peach: The Tsar's Bluntness and the Future Foreshadowed

Añadido: 2026-05-22

[00:00:00]Do not laugh at me. I will share the joke and then we will laugh together. I have only had sex once.

[00:00:05]With my drunken, very sweet, very plump cousin who rather forced herself upon me. It was not unpleasant, I suppose, but he was a big believer in discovery and adventure and said he would not deprive me of either. Unless I should try to charm her. Actually, I will try.

[00:00:18]It'll be fun, albeit possibly fatal if it goes awry. I know.

[00:00:22]A lover should, of course, bring a gift.

[00:00:24]But you have not. I have, indeed.

[00:00:27]Ooh.

[00:00:29]Choke me.

[00:00:31]>> [snorts] >> The juice runs in and pours at the throat.

[00:00:34]And then gushes down like a waterfall of sweetness.

[00:00:38]You may stay the night. Sleep on the chairs. Then in the morning, I shall go to Peter, thank him for you, say you were pleasant. You shall be safe and we will be done.

[00:00:46]Grand.