The Boys Sell Drugs… (Schedule 1)

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[00:00:06]Yo, boys.

[00:00:10]I've seen Eddie like this in real life.

[00:00:13]What are you high for in your underpants again for >> Eddie? It's 1:00 a.m. on Sunday.

[00:00:24]>> You look high as well. You're very happy to see me.

[00:00:27]>> The secondhand smoke, brother. It gets you, doesn't it?

[00:00:30]>> We're playing schedule one.

[00:00:32]>> That's right. WE'RE PLAYING SCHEDULE ONE.

[00:00:33]>> The narrator has a hernia surgery, >> so he's not here for a while. And Juicy's uh or Juicy's just sleeping somewhere.

[00:00:41]>> Dealing drugs with the boys.

[00:00:45]>> Dude, in in the year that we've haven't played this game, our country, Australia, banned it. They unbanned it.

[00:00:51]You can buy it on Steam again. This game's gone through a lot, dude.

[00:00:54]>> Oh, I thought you were talking about the actual weed, man. No, the the government banned this game for like a few months and then they unbanned it.

[00:01:02]>> Wait, wait, Australia actually banned this game?

[00:01:05]>> Yeah, they're little [ __ ] man.

[00:01:06]>> You guys are actually [ __ ] babies, bro.

[00:01:09]>> It's It's weird because this is definitely the job that most of the people have in in my part of the country at least. Marijuana is the highest employer of people. Uh, look, I'm going to take 14 drug packets and I'm going to go sell these. Okay, you can't take that's 14 minutes of drugs we can't smoke. I'm having one.

[00:01:29]>> Josh.

[00:01:30]>> Yeah. So, you uh take it >> now. Josh is high.

[00:01:34]>> I'M FREAKING OUT.

[00:01:36]>> NO, we don't have to. It's 3:00 in the morning, dude. We don't have to go outside.

[00:01:41]>> We don't We don't have to go outside, Josh. It's 3 in the morning.

[00:01:44]>> We don't even have any deals right now.

[00:01:46]>> I'm dealing in vibes right now, dude.

[00:01:48]Going for a night skate in the rain.

[00:01:50]>> There's no customers. Come back.

[00:01:52]>> Wait, we have to go get him. Wait, where's Josh? Josh. Josh. I'm surviving, man. I got a lot to think about. Josh, where are you? How far away did you go?

[00:02:02]Please.

[00:02:02]>> Only thing I got on my mind is Mary Jane.

[00:02:05]>> Bro's over the other side of theing city, bro.

[00:02:10]The way you said that and hopped on your skateboard.

[00:02:13]>> No, I can't do it. There's police.

[00:02:15]There's police.

[00:02:16]THEY'RE COMING, EDDIE. RUN. Oh [ __ ] No.

[00:02:19]Josh, bro. If he gets arrested, it's his fault. Get in the apartment before the police comes. are coming.

[00:02:25]>> WE CAN'T. OH GOD. MOLLY, COME OVER HERE.

[00:02:28]COME OVER HERE. MOLLY, COME OVER HERE.

[00:02:29]HEY, >> DON'T GET ARRESTED.

[00:02:30]>> No one's under arrest. I have to care for you.

[00:02:34]>> Right here.

[00:02:34]>> I brought the bat.

[00:02:36]>> Oh, you should have beat the [ __ ] out of him.

[00:02:37]>> Oh, you remember last time that happened? I just got out, bro. It's been a year.

[00:02:46]>> You look like a worm, bro.

[00:02:48]>> Dude, >> look at you worm wearing underpants, bro. What the [ __ ] Sh. I >> look like a worm, dude. Look at Why your neck bent like that? You a little earthworm, brother.

[00:03:00]>> Soil eating little earthworm looking mother. What the [ __ ] >> Yeah, dude. At night, I wiggle my way up to the headboard and hit my head because I inchworm in my sleep.

[00:03:11]>> Is that Josh?

[00:03:13]>> Holy [ __ ] >> JOSH, GET AWAY FROM >> THEY just shot him.

[00:03:17]>> Run, boys.

[00:03:18]>> They tased him. They tased him. Josh Josh has a full bag of Oh no, >> I can't go back, dude. I ain't going back.

[00:03:24]>> You know, I had this dream last night, bro, where this [ __ ] idiot I know.

[00:03:30]There was someone in my dream called Alonzo and he said we had to lock in today for some reason. I just want to say him.

[00:03:36]>> Yeah, that guy in your dreams, man.

[00:03:39][ __ ] >> I had a dream that he sent me a Google doc and it said in the Google doc, "Boys, please lock in. We need content."

[00:03:46]You know what I say to that? I say, "Get [ __ ] Alonzo." You [ __ ] id cops are chasing me down. What the [ __ ] >> I can't I can't wait until I have a dream about Alonzo. So, I could tell him to go off.

[00:03:58]>> You don't want to have a dream about Alonzo. He tries to suck your nipples.

[00:04:01]It's gay, bro.

[00:04:03]>> Oh, no. I don't like having my nipples sucked.

[00:04:06]>> I know that's a lie.

[00:04:07]>> You little >> That is actually fact.

[00:04:09]>> You little earthworm looking mother.

[00:04:12]>> Ah, what the [ __ ] man? Quick, let's go inside. Eddie, we can go inside now.

[00:04:16]I've made a huge mistake. I'm sorry, Alonzo. I'll be the first to say it. Oh, thank God. Eddie. Eddie. Eddie. Hold on.

[00:04:23]Let's go.

[00:04:24]>> This is Wanted Dead or Alive. What have you done?

[00:04:27]>> They're shooting at me.

[00:04:28]>> I don't know.

[00:04:28]>> What did you Josh? What did you do?

[00:04:29]>> Josh, just come up to come up to the apartment building and then jump across.

[00:04:33]>> Bring the police to the house.

[00:04:35]>> They're shooting at me.

[00:04:36]>> Yeah. What did you do?

[00:04:37]>> I skated at night time.

[00:04:39]>> Eddie, you're not making any sense, brother. Your eyes are red. You're not even looking at me. You Molly, [ __ ] off. All right, I'm going to go get Josh.

[00:04:47]>> Earthworm Ed, I'm going to stay here and play games on the TV. What time is it?

[00:04:52]We have to wait till night time, right?

[00:04:53]>> Wait, we have to sleep. You have to sleep. It doesn't It doesn't automatically go to daytime.

[00:04:57]>> How am I going to lose these guys?

[00:04:59]>> Come to the apartment. Just come back to the apartment.

[00:05:01]>> Okay. I have a feeling this will end in my death.

[00:05:03]>> No, no, no. It's not. It's not. Just come to the apartment.

[00:05:05]>> You sure this is going to work?

[00:05:06]>> This is going to work. I promise. All right. At the at the end of the street, Josh, you're going to take a left. Okay.

[00:05:11]Mhm. And then you take an immediate right and then go into the alleyway immediately to the left. Okay, Josh, go up the stairs. Go up the stairs. All right, I'm in. I'm in.

[00:05:20]>> What the did you do? Holy [ __ ] What the did you do?

[00:05:24]>> I must have gone enough distance.

[00:05:25]>> How'd you get away from them? Dude, you're a [ __ ] legend, Josh.

[00:05:29]>> Why were you wanted dead or alive? All you did was go out in the rain.

[00:05:33]>> Yeah, that's illegal.

[00:05:35]>> Oh [ __ ] Did I open the door?

[00:05:37]>> Oh, he's at the door. Oh no.

[00:05:39]>> Josh, why? Never open the door to the cops. No, he opened the door. Get out of here, [ __ ] >> Hit the bed. Let's go to sleep. Oh, we did it.

[00:05:48]>> We made no money today.

[00:05:50]>> We've been playing for 10 minutes.

[00:05:53]Alonzo is going to hate this.

[00:05:56]>> Oh god. Eddie, how are you still high, >> brother? Did you see how many I put in my mouth?

[00:06:01]>> Dude, stop smoking the supply, dude.

[00:06:04]Don't smoke it during the day. All right, here we go, boys. I'm going to I'm going to put the price on products.

[00:06:10]All right. We're going to sell this sour diesel.

[00:06:12]>> I got five. I'm selling five.

[00:06:14]>> You're selling five right now. For how much?

[00:06:16]>> Yeah. The motel. It's $260.

[00:06:19]>> Five for 260.

[00:06:21]>> Yeah.

[00:06:22]>> $50 a bag.

[00:06:24]>> $50 a bag? Oh, that's not bad. Okay. Get it for >> [ __ ] Take your weed and off.

[00:06:31]>> I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to put it for uh uh $55 a bag. We need to get into harder drugs, guys. Oh, >> we can't expect to get anywhere selling weed.

[00:06:40]>> That's why we got to sell, bro.

[00:06:42]>> I just made enough money to eat today, boys.

[00:06:45]>> Hey, can I get three sour diesel?

[00:06:47]>> Tell him, bro. Tell Tell him. Tell Tell him tell him he can. Do you have three sour diesels on you?

[00:06:51]>> Three sour diesel for 225. Bro, I'm a [ __ ] I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a [ __ ] >> How much is that? Oh, hell yeah. Yo, you just sold that at a premium.

[00:07:01]>> Yeah, I'm a drug dealer, bro. I'm getting this Chinese lady to try some weed.

[00:07:06]>> Oh, she likes it.

[00:07:08]>> This is me.

[00:07:08]>> Yeah. Listen, we got to find Chloe, Lwig, or Beth and befriend them by giving them weed.

[00:07:15]>> Okay. I don't really know any other way to uh make friends. So, >> all right, man. This drug deal stuff's easy. I just made 500 bucks. What?

[00:07:21]>> Yeah. So, we got to get we got to get more friends. All right. We got to you got to take some you got to take some of this product and you got to give it to uh someone to try. Okay. How do you drop it?

[00:07:30]>> Oh my god, bro. Give me the stuff.

[00:07:33]>> I forgot how to play this [ __ ] game.

[00:07:38]Here, Molly, just take this. There's There's some right there in the storage.

[00:07:41]Go find uh Chloe, Lwig, or Beth and give them a sample. Okay.

[00:07:45]>> All right. I'll make some deals with uh Oh, never mind, Molly. Kyle just wants He wants five OG Kush. Go sell it to him. You have 5 OG Kush on you.

[00:07:54]>> Oh god, I'm over stimulated. Where are they?

[00:07:57]>> Your text messages. Make the deal with them.

[00:07:58]>> Oh, okay. Oh, they sell buckets of horse seaman at this pawn shop. Trent is interested.

[00:08:04]>> Five sour diesels for 365. Yeah. Oh, hell. I'll counter offer.

[00:08:08]>> We don't have any. We don't have any.

[00:08:10]>> No, I do. I've got six on my in my pocket. For 385, baby. How about 385?

[00:08:15]Hell yeah. I just sold Molly. I just sold five sour diesels for 385. Guess how much that is.

[00:08:20]>> That's a lot.

[00:08:21]>> That's a lot. Where the is Josh?

[00:08:24]>> Josh, are you at the casino again?

[00:08:26]>> No.

[00:08:26]>> Yes.

[00:08:27]>> Yes, he is. $400 just left our bank account. Eddie, >> NO. NOT, >> JOSH.

[00:08:32]>> I'M NOT AT THE CASINO. But let me remind you as well, last time I made $1,000 going to the casino.

[00:08:38]>> That was a year ago. I bet you can't do it again. And with the with the amount of uh with the way the money's been depreciating in the last year, that's actually zero at this point. Okay.

[00:08:46]>> Yeah. Josh, why did $400 leave our [ __ ] bank account then?

[00:08:50]>> Cuz I'm upgrading the [ __ ] setup, bro.

[00:08:51]>> Yeah, he did. He did. He just put He just put automatic watering things.

[00:08:55]>> We're getting some We're getting automated out up in here, dude. Where's the trimmers? Does anybody have the trimmers?

[00:08:59]>> I have trimmers. I'll come trim.

[00:09:01]>> Did you sell Did you sell the sour diesel already?

[00:09:03]>> I sold the cush that you gave me.

[00:09:05]>> The same thing, bro. THE DID YOU SELL THE PRODUCT, GAVON? I would backhand slap you and be like, "Fuck talking back to me, dog.

[00:09:14]>> I sold it. I sold it. I sold it. I Look at all this money I got.

[00:09:18]>> You know exactly what I meant.

[00:09:19]>> Look at all this. $881 ready to go on roulette."

[00:09:23]>> Okay, go put it into the Go put it into the ATM.

[00:09:26]>> M. That was my money, dog. I made that money.

[00:09:29]>> Oh, dog. I'll [ __ ] beat the [ __ ] out you, man. Need more OG Kush. Molly, hurry up.

[00:09:35]>> I'll put some on the counter for you.

[00:09:36]>> This is poor quality Kush. We could give this as samples.

[00:09:40]>> Well, this this [ __ ] is standard right now that I got standard.

[00:09:44]>> I'm about to I'm about to try and sell two OG Kush for $100.

[00:09:47]>> I need more bags.

[00:09:50]Can we get bags? I'm at the store.

[00:09:51]>> I need bags. Eddie, I got I got six sour Del. Give me Give me the sour diesel.

[00:09:57]You guys grow some [ __ ] >> We need more seeds, Josh. We need weed seeds.

[00:10:00]>> Go put the uh Go put the money in the ATM. We need to We need to befriend Chloe, Lwig, or Beth. I see Beth's [ __ ] ass. All right, let me go talk to this [ __ ] >> Oh my god, we're we're rich, dude. Did you see that with deposit just then?

[00:10:15]>> I can't remember where we um where we get seeds from.

[00:10:18]>> You get them from the dead drops, don't you? Order it on your phone.

[00:10:20]>> Oh yeah, you got to order it from the guy um from your phone. Uh, methamphetamines, cocaine. How do we get that?

[00:10:28]>> Yeah, we need to level this [ __ ] up.

[00:10:29]>> We got to do the objectives, man. We got to level up. All right. All right. All right, boys. Boys, I'm talking to Beth.

[00:10:34]Beth.

[00:10:34]>> Oh, you found Beth?

[00:10:36]>> Yo, can I interest you in a free sample, bro? What's she like? She likes uh she's got low standards, but she needs something that's lethal and seizure inducing. Um, how about Damn. [ __ ] Lwig needs alcohol. Uh, no.

[00:10:58]Wait. Lwig needs drugs.

[00:11:01]>> Uh, Molly, you're a drug dealer.

[00:11:03]>> Yeah. No, no. I I know that. I know that. I'm just trying to figure out how to get the drugs.

[00:11:08]>> Charles, anybody got someone I could beat the out of this dude with, man? Me, him, and I ain't got history.

[00:11:13]>> Oh, no. Not Charles. I remember Charles.

[00:11:15]>> I need a bat, >> bro. The drugs to sell the drugs. Oh, [ __ ] Fuzz [ __ ] Surely got time for one quick hand.

[00:11:30]>> Bro, I need some [ __ ] drugs, bro. I need to order a [ __ ] dead drop, dog.

[00:11:34]Green crack. Give me [ __ ] 10 of them.

[00:11:36]Five of them. [ __ ] five sour diesels, [ __ ] Well, we can only afford that much. I'll let you know when it's ready.

[00:11:42]Should be ready in 4 hours. I got some seeds coming, boys.

[00:11:45]>> Yo, Doris. No, that's Doris. That's not Chloe. Chloe. Chloe's the lady that works at the gas station. Duh. Hey yo, Chloe, can I interest you in a free sample?

[00:11:56]>> I got some seeds coming, boys. 48% chance of success. Oh, here we go. Take one of them. Come on, Chloe. Come on, Chloe. 76% chance you're going to like this [ __ ] All right. No thanks.

[00:12:07]Serenade her, Eddie. Serenade her.

[00:12:09]>> It's over, man. She said no.

[00:12:10]>> Serenade that [ __ ] bro. Come on.

[00:12:12]>> Who the [ __ ] is Lwig? Is anyone answering the phone?

[00:12:14]>> Uh, yeah, but I got no I got no I need bags. I got no bagged goods.

[00:12:18]>> All the bags are at the apartment.

[00:12:20]>> I've got four OG Kush. You want to You just make make deals. Just make some deals. We can worry about it later.

[00:12:25]>> I'm bagging the goods.

[00:12:26]>> Four sour diesels for I'll make make you a counter offer, dog. We're going to go for uh four sour diesels for 300.

[00:12:32]>> God, I forgot how to play this game, dude.

[00:12:34]>> I've got 12 sour diesels. I got nine to sell. We need more sour diesels, boys.

[00:12:39]>> I got seeds coming, brother.

[00:12:41]>> This is how you work together, boys.

[00:12:42]This is how we build an empire. All right. We just got to make some friends.

[00:12:46]We got to we got to expand expand our horizons and then guess what happens? We start selling the better [ __ ] >> You you doing four C sour diesels for 300, Eddie? [ __ ] Hell yeah, I am.

[00:12:56]Hello, sir. I'd like to purchase something. Yeah, a mixing station, please.

[00:13:03]>> I'm going to bake a cake with this.

[00:13:06]Where am I putting this [ __ ] >> I haven't seen Lwig at all.

[00:13:09]>> Insert weed into a mixer. H. What about weed in a skateboard? Has anyone ever thought about that? I just sold four OG Kush for 200. [ __ ] you can't offer me 145. Got to pay 200 for it.

[00:13:20]>> We're running a business, [ __ ] >> All right, boys. I think I'm full.

[00:13:23]>> I I'll go I'll go do these deals, Eddie.

[00:13:25]I got the product on me.

[00:13:26]>> Oh, you do?

[00:13:27]>> Juice Diesels. Let's go, [ __ ] Thank you. Thank you for your time. Yeah, >> Molly, where are you?

[00:13:31]>> Oh, you know, getting chased by the police.

[00:13:34]>> Josh, Molly, you guys ever done a deal and then and then taken the product back from the customer without them noticing?

[00:13:40]>> Uh, that's that is the Mexican way, isn't it? That's right, baby. They won't even know what to hit them. But you better uh you better get some uh Vick's vapor rub ready for the black eye you get if uh if they catch you, cuz they'll beat the [ __ ] out of you. A >> yo, Javier, what's good?

[00:13:57]>> Oh, Josh, where's the weed, dude?

[00:14:00]>> It's coming, bro.

[00:14:01]>> Yo, Molly, I thought you were doing the I thought you were doing the deals, bro.

[00:14:04]>> I I am, but I I was just I'm waiting for them to get you. Where's the weed, man?

[00:14:09]It's coming. It's coming. You sound like you might need to smoke some to get rid of that stutter. Brother, >> it's coming, bro. I'm looking for it.

[00:14:16]It's at the stash at the at the basketball courts. I'm trying to find it.

[00:14:19]>> I'm buying a banana.

[00:14:20]>> Where's the basketball stash, boys?

[00:14:22]>> Okay, Molly, me and you will tag team these. All right. Which one are you Where are you at right now?

[00:14:25]>> Oh, I've got the seeds, boys. I'm at the I'm at the I'm at the skate park. Yeah.

[00:14:30]What the [ __ ] are the seeds going to do over there? What are you you growing at the skate park?

[00:14:33]>> No, just I got to sell, bro. Hold on.

[00:14:36]Josh, where are you?

[00:14:36]>> I'm at the apartment. I know better than to go outside. Last time didn't go too well. They shot at me for skating.

[00:14:41]>> Josh, I need you >> to do what?

[00:14:43]>> I'm going to give you some product to go sell so we can divide and conquer.

[00:14:46]>> The sour diesel guy is at the basketball courts.

[00:14:50]>> Never mind. Never mind. Never mind.

[00:14:52]Never mind. I'm under arrest. Run.

[00:14:54]>> What the for?

[00:14:56]>> Well, what do you think, man? For being outside during a curfew.

[00:15:01]>> Now I'm wanted.

[00:15:03]>> Is this guy, bro? I'm out here illegally.

[00:15:06]>> Illegally. I don't remember where the apartment is.

[00:15:09]>> Uh, it's here. You got to find the basketball court. It's on the road next to the bridge.

[00:15:12]>> Yeah, but look look in the look in the map and guide me. I'm running from the cops.

[00:15:16]>> You have to turn around. TURN RIGHT.

[00:15:18]>> NO, I CAN'T. I CAN'T. THEY'RE ALL RIGHT THERE. Going to get taste.

[00:15:21]>> Okay, turn left. Turn left. Turn left.

[00:15:24]Keep going straight.

[00:15:25]>> Okay, keep going straight. Your next right. Turn right.

[00:15:29]>> I see ters. Follow that all around. And then at the corner, follow the corner.

[00:15:34]>> YEAH, [ __ ] LET'S GO. WOOHOO. Where the is this guy at, bro? Oh, finally, mother. Took your time.

[00:15:45]Oh, what the I got busted while I was in the menu. No. What? Did they take your [ __ ] >> I didn't have anything.

[00:15:51]>> Oh, okay. Good.

[00:15:52]>> Luckily, they didn't go inside and find all the gross [ __ ] So, no intent to distribute.

[00:15:58]>> Always schedule your deals for the latest time possible because even if you run out of time Oh, >> you tech What'd you do? Po. The police are waiting out the front of the house, dude. What the? I'm under arrest. Don't get arrested, bro. Run.

[00:16:13]I just saw you.

[00:16:16]Oh god. Sheesh. I'm ready to sleep.

[00:16:19]>> No, we we got two more deals to do. Uh Josh, here. I'm going to put two s two OG Kush on the shelf. Go sell it to that guy.

[00:16:28]>> Okay.

[00:16:29]>> And then I'll go do the four sour diesels and put the rest right there.

[00:16:32]>> I'm growing over here, boys.

[00:16:34]Congratulations, man.

[00:16:35]>> I mean, I'm I'm keeping the product moving for you boys.

[00:16:38]>> All right.

[00:16:38]>> How do you set stuff up?

[00:16:39]>> It's already set up. You just go you just go meet them.

[00:16:41]>> Yeah, but how do I find Thompson Construction Demolition?

[00:16:45]>> It's a green dot in the compass. Just where the dealers will be a green dot on the compass.

[00:16:48]>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to pickpocket this guy. Oh, HE'S GOING TO KICK MY ASS. MOLLY, get the bat ready. I got a guy who wants to pick a fight.

[00:16:55]Come here. Never mind. He's gone. Wait, wait, wait. Leave him. No, wait. I was going to pickpocket him again. HE'S CALLING THE COPS. RUN, MOLLY. RUN. WAIT, take his body.

[00:17:06]>> Come on. We got to hide him.

[00:17:07]>> You won't believe what this guy had on him.

[00:17:10]>> Yeah, he had the the the product.

[00:17:12]>> No. Come here. Come here, dude.

[00:17:14]>> Where are you? Where are you? Where are you?

[00:17:15]>> He had Bro, he had four sour up here. Up here.

[00:17:19]>> Shh. Don't say anything, Josh.

[00:17:23]Bro, he had four sour diesels. Eddie, what is he doing out there? I'm growing these, bro.

[00:17:27]>> Wait, let's let's go to sleep. Let's go to sleep. I want to get some more stuff to start building the the grow operation.

[00:17:34]>> He had four he had four sour diesels, Eddie, and a donut.

[00:17:37]>> Nice. Let's just say that guy is now swimming with the fishes in the ocean.

[00:17:42]>> You're a crazy man, Eddie VR.

[00:17:44]>> We have the mixer ready.

[00:17:45]>> That shit's almost done, bro.

[00:17:46]>> Yep. Hey, mixer's right there.

[00:17:48]>> You're the You're the cook, bro. Come cook some [ __ ] >> I'm going to invest in some more equipment.

[00:17:51]>> Well, you need you need you need to get me some items, bro.

[00:17:54]>> Here you go. You got a donut, don't you?

[00:17:56]>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm about to make the craziest, straightest [ __ ] you've ever seen, bro.

[00:18:00]>> You're about to make the strawberry donut.

[00:18:02]>> Here, I'll put a banana right in the uh right in there.

[00:18:05]>> Ah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:18:07]>> So, wait. So, wait. So, what you do is you start with one thing and then you put something else in it, and then you see what effect it has.

[00:18:13]>> Oh, I need bud. Hold on.

[00:18:15]>> Yeah. Yeah. Grab some of that sour diesel. You're going to multiply its effects.

[00:18:19]>> Yeah. Yeah. It's growing still. Hold on.

[00:18:21]Dang. This [ __ ] takes time to grow, brother. All right. Why don't you go out and sell some [ __ ] Make yourself useful. Hi. What the? Bro, I should Come on, brother. Come on. Come on, man. I'm the cook, bro. Call me the chef. Get out there and sell the [ __ ] I'm cooking. I >> I'm waiting for my phone to ring. How you think I sell [ __ ] >> bro? Take the rubbish out then.

[00:18:38]>> Put some [ __ ] pants on. All right.

[00:18:40]That's the number one thing on your list.

[00:18:42]>> Unlike you guys who have been investing their money I' I've been investing my money back into the company. Look at this [ __ ] See this?

[00:18:47]>> Go take some rubbish out, bro. Come on.

[00:18:49]Rush is doing it again. Boom. See that money in the account? See the money in the account? Josh, >> you guys buy pants. I harvest my pant losses.

[00:19:00]>> What?

[00:19:00]>> It's a financial term, Molly. You wouldn't know. You haven't even mixed anything. The banana's just been sitting there. There's plenty of >> I'm waiting for the [ __ ] to grow. I need >> Brother, there is product on the shelf.

[00:19:10]>> No, it needs You can't unpack it, though.

[00:19:12]>> Yes, you can. You can't.

[00:19:15]>> Molly, it's a Ziploc bag, brother.

[00:19:17]>> It's That's not how this game works.

[00:19:19]>> Oh, really? Then how am I about to do it right now then? Look.

[00:19:22]>> I just tried. I just tried it. Here, move. I got the [ __ ] >> Look, look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Ready?

[00:19:26]>> I'm in. Look at this.

[00:19:28]>> Oh, I'm cooking. You ready, >> Molly? Banana.

[00:19:30]>> I just unpacked something.

[00:19:32]>> Okay. Oh my god, dude. I'm energizing.

[00:19:35]I'm mixing. I'm mixing. Eddie, what do we get?

[00:19:38]>> What do you What' you get? What'd you get? What is it called?

[00:19:40]>> I'm looking. I'm looking. I'm looking.

[00:19:41]Energizing.

[00:19:43]>> Okay, now Molly. Molly, put it back in and add the donut.

[00:19:47]>> Oh, [ __ ] Oh my god. Eddie, this is about to be the greatest [ __ ] you've ever seen.

[00:19:55]>> You look like the guy from your dreams, Alonzo.

[00:19:57]>> Oh my god.

[00:19:59]>> What is it? What is it?

[00:20:01]>> It's called hairy gr.

[00:20:03]>> What does it do? What are the effects?

[00:20:05]>> Doesn't sound very good.

[00:20:06]>> It's got gingeritis.

[00:20:08]I don't know. It's calorie dense and it's thoughtprovoking. It's creamy.

[00:20:13]>> Josh, you're our tester.

[00:20:14]>> No, you can't smoke this.

[00:20:16]>> Yes, you can. Yes, you can. Someone's got to test the product. Josh has to test the product and see what gingeritis does.

[00:20:21]>> Give it here.

[00:20:21]>> Give it to him.

[00:20:22]>> But we only got one. Shouldn't we sell it?

[00:20:23]>> Give it to him. We can make more. We have the recipe. We just buy more bananas and donuts. Josh that [ __ ] >> Okay. You guys sure about this?

[00:20:31]>> Yes.

[00:20:31]>> That's not the right one. That's a green one.

[00:20:34]>> Not my not my screen.

[00:20:36]>> Here we go.

[00:20:40]>> OKAY.

[00:20:43]>> Oh my god, his head's exploding. Josh, your head's expanding.

[00:20:47]>> What the hell? Oh, >> he's got gingeritis, BRO. IT TURNED HIM INTO A GINGER WITH A BIG HEAD.

[00:20:52]>> OH MY GOD, >> JOSH. YOUR HAIR CHANGED COLOR.

[00:20:55]>> Can you see yourself, Josh?

[00:20:57]>> Yeah, I feel like Ron Weasley.

[00:20:59]>> Dude, your hair changed color and your and your head started to swell.

[00:21:02]>> I feel crazy. I have to go. I have to go.

[00:21:04]>> This is just the start of the possibilities, brother. Mix alcohol and weed. Oh, HD vision, brother. We love that.

[00:21:10]>> You know who's got You know who's got a bunch of [ __ ] we can buy? The gas station. I'll be right back. Molly, you grow the weed. All right, I'm going to go get some stuff to mix with.

[00:21:18]>> All right, King >> Josh, you keep upgrading, bro.

[00:21:20]>> I am. I'm building out the lab.

[00:21:21]>> I have a new straight I have a new bud.

[00:21:23]It's called Green Crack.

[00:21:25]>> Wo, that sounds crazy.

[00:21:26]>> It's a premium bud. Okay, so when you sell that [ __ ] Wait, should we put it on the market? How do we do it?

[00:21:32]>> Go into the app, go to the product, and then just uh >> We got green crack, baby. I'm listing that [ __ ] for 60 bucks.

[00:21:38]>> Nice, dude. Nice.

[00:21:39]>> I'm packaging more.

[00:21:40]>> Oh, look look the the recipes you got, man. You can you can click on them on the on the app and you can see how much it would sell for.

[00:21:47]>> I'm I'm planting them right now.

[00:21:48]>> Took you long enough.

[00:21:49]>> I just harvested them.

[00:21:51]>> You harvested the seeds?

[00:21:52]>> No, the the they just finished growing.

[00:21:54]I just harvested the bud >> from who?

[00:21:56]>> From the plants.

[00:21:57]>> Why is your tone going higher?

[00:21:59]>> Cuz I've been packaging bud all day. I'm high. All right. I'm out of seeds now.

[00:22:03]Oh no. Wait. Josh, give me them seeds so I can package them for us. Come put them on the table.

[00:22:08]>> Wait. Seeds.

[00:22:09]>> The buds. The buds. I'm so >> You call yourself a drug dealer, dude.

[00:22:13]>> Yeah, I know what I know what I meant.

[00:22:15]You feel me? Like I know what I meant.

[00:22:17]>> These are premium ones, okay? So, just don't go giving these ones away.

[00:22:21]>> I'm not going to look at the color of them.

[00:22:23]>> Yeah, I fertilized it.

[00:22:24]>> These are a be. All right, Josh, we need more shelves, bro.

[00:22:28]>> I've got one already way ahead of you.

[00:22:30]>> I need more bags, Josh.

[00:22:31]>> There should be Oh, hang on. I'll bags.

[00:22:34]Right. Done.

[00:22:35]>> Molly, I'm bringing some crazy [ __ ] Oh, Josh's eye just wore off. just He went back to normal.

[00:22:40]>> I feel normal again. This is gay. All right, I'm going to go buy some more uh soil. Do we need another seed? We need more seeds. E, >> I've got jars. You can you can you can get jars where you can put five five of each unit.

[00:22:52]>> I don't know how to empty the bin.

[00:22:54]>> Use the trash bag. Nice try.

[00:22:55]>> All right. Yes, I can.

[00:22:58]>> I come back with bags.

[00:22:59]>> Come back with a new attitude as When the cops when the cops stop you, you can let them search you and you don't you can you can hide your items by holding space when the little thing comes up with the item.

[00:23:10]>> You got to put dirt in there first, brother.

[00:23:11]>> I'm about mixing them together. You haven't put cereal in at the same time.

[00:23:15]>> Mother piece of [ __ ] This for last year, B.

[00:23:19]>> Eddie, stop hurting everyone.

[00:23:23]>> Sorry, man.

[00:23:23]>> Okay, bring there's sour diesel seeds up here, too, Josh. I'll put them up here.

[00:23:27]>> This is the experimental day. All right, we don't have to sell too much today, guys.

[00:23:31]>> I got eight sour I got eight sour diesels ready to mix with some chicken twisties or something. Dude, give us some British bought.

[00:23:38]>> Yeah, I'm ready. What do you got for me?

[00:23:40]>> I got Coke, >> paracetamol. That's Viagra.

[00:23:45]>> Uh, paracetamol.

[00:23:47]>> I'm mixing this [ __ ] with >> Wait, put it in your inventory so that I can uh >> I did. There's more. I got more stuff.

[00:23:53]>> Well, I only have two. Let me just cook this real quick. Oh, did you say this is Viagra? And I'm on I'm I'll I'll be right back. I got I got um mouthwash as well. You can mix.

[00:24:01]>> That sounds great. That definitely sounds like I want to smoke that.

[00:24:05]>> Oh my god.

[00:24:06]>> You ever smoked mouthwash before, man?

[00:24:07]>> Dude, the the Viagra and the Sour Diesel make something called Wedding Ass. And it's GOT TROPIC THUNDER.

[00:24:13]>> OH, WAIT. WE GOT TO WE GOT to wait for me. We're going to we're going to have Josh uh test our product again. I'll be right back. I'm just grab grabbing the the other items in the palette. Molly, just stand back and watch him test it.

[00:24:24]>> Give me the crush, dude.

[00:24:26]>> All right. Come here. There you go. It's on there.

[00:24:27]>> Waiting ass. All right.

[00:24:29]>> Smoke that bad boy. Come on.

[00:24:31]>> Tell me what it does to you. How do you feel?

[00:24:34]>> Kind of weird.

[00:24:35]>> Does Tropic Thunder turn him black? No way.

[00:24:38]>> Oh no. How did I know that, dude? You went you went you went, >> brother. You just turned into um Robert Downey Jr., you're black now.

[00:24:48]>> Hell yeah. I'm going to go say the N word.

[00:24:50]>> Tropic Thunder turns you black cuz the movie That's so funny, dude. What happens if we just mix all the drugs?

[00:25:00]>> Try it, bro.

[00:25:01]>> The king drug.

[00:25:02]>> Coca-Cola and Sour Diesel made California cookies.

[00:25:06]>> Now make Now put You can keep stacking effects to make them even more expensive.

[00:25:11]>> California cookies and I'm adding Viagra to them all.

[00:25:13]>> Here's some mouthwash, dude.

[00:25:14]>> Yeah, bring it over. I'll put the mouthwash in after this. All right. All right. Let me Let me mix this up with the Viagra.

[00:25:20]>> All right. Where's uh How do we get friendly with these guys? with Beth and that. Where are they?

[00:25:24]>> Go give them some Tropic Thunder, bro.

[00:25:26]>> Um, but they have like specific effects they want. So, you got to try and give them something that gives them that effect.

[00:25:33]>> I'm mixing, just so you know, Eddie, I'm mixing this bud with everything you've given me.

[00:25:37]>> At some point, I think you lose an effect. Like, an effect gets replaced.

[00:25:41]You know what I mean?

[00:25:42]>> All right, we got some sales to make, fellas.

[00:25:44]>> Wedding punch.

[00:25:45]>> Molly's in the discovery phase, bro.

[00:25:47]>> Okay, so if I added the paracetamol to this, I would have lost an effect. But if I add a donut, I gain an effect. So this weed has four effects on it now.

[00:25:55]This [ __ ] is going to make us millionaires, bro.

[00:25:57]>> Put it on the market and make a bunch of them, dude. All right, Josh, you go complete those deals. I'm going to try and make some friends real quick. Beth, come on, Beth. I know you want some crazy [ __ ] bro. But please take this.

[00:26:09]When you give free samples though, make sure you hold right click so you give them one instead of >> Yeah, instead of eight.

[00:26:14]>> The entire stack.

[00:26:16]>> Oh my god. This [ __ ] is called Afghan ass.

[00:26:18]>> Yes, I got Beth.

[00:26:20]>> Nice. This butt is worth $75 a pop.

[00:26:22]Eddie, >> you could sell that [ __ ] for a hundred, man. Afghan ass. Un I got to package it.

[00:26:27]Oh, let me package this [ __ ] We're going to sell this [ __ ] right here. All right, I'm selling Afghan ass. Okay, >> I need more seeds.

[00:26:33]>> 100 bucks a pop. Oh, addictive. It's got 100% addictiveness, Eddie.

[00:26:39]>> Oh, you've made cracked.

[00:26:41]>> That means we'll get a bunch of customers, bro. 100% addictiveness.

[00:26:46]>> Do you have um the seeds?

[00:26:48]>> No, I didn't buy anymore. I used I grew them all.

[00:26:50]>> I buy more. How do you buy them?

[00:26:51]>> You text uh what's his name? Albert Hoover. Oh, here we go. Let me mix this.

[00:26:56]One bud with one paracetamol. What could go wrong? This [ __ ] is going to stop you from getting headaches. The [ __ ] Oh no, I'm under arrest. I'm hiding behind a trash can under a bridge. Dude, I just I grew a bud just then that has sneaky on it. You know what that means?

[00:27:12]MAKES YOU SNEAKY. NO, I GOT BUSTED.

[00:27:15]JOSH, smoke this one. Josh, come smoke this. I have a new product for you to try.

[00:27:19]>> Where is it?

[00:27:20]>> It's over here. Give me your honor. I've been cooking all day on this one.

[00:27:24]>> I had one count of uh sour diesel in my inventory and they gave me $160 fine.

[00:27:29]I'm sorry, boys.

[00:27:30]>> That's right. I don't know if I really am comfortable being the test.

[00:27:33]>> What do you think?

[00:27:34]>> Makes you sneaky and it makes you black.

[00:27:39]>> Now you can rob us.

[00:27:41]>> Dude, just actually changed my screen.

[00:27:43]>> You're so black. You're like, dude, you're currently absorbing more light than a solar panel.

[00:27:49]>> I feel black, guys.

[00:27:50]>> You are black.

[00:27:51]>> No, no, no. You're not just black, bro.

[00:27:52]You're like you're you're like you're like dark dark.

[00:27:56]>> You're like you said you're like Josh Bolt, bro.

[00:27:59]>> You're like the color of the TV, man.

[00:28:01]Dude, your shadow is casting white. What the >> Yo, I feel cool. Uh there's heaps of heaps of bud to package. I'm going to go buy some more seeds, though.

[00:28:09]>> Dude, could you imagine if you smoked weed and it turned you black? All right, I'm going to mix this green crack with these bananas. Bro, we are cooking up in here, bro. That's what I'm talking about.

[00:28:19]>> See, this is how you get Molly to play a game. You give him you give him something that like resembles a casino.

[00:28:24]He doesn't know what he's going to get, but he knows it's going to be something good. So, he's just going to put a bunch of things in that pot and then hope that he gets something to feel like he's winning.

[00:28:32]>> Yeah. No, you're right. I live a very simple, pathetic life, brother. I just want to mix weed and bananas to see what happens.

[00:28:39]>> Thoughtprovoking weed, bro.

[00:28:41]>> Oh, Josh. Josh, brother, >> I got the ultra slime, dog. Look at this. It's a new one. Ultra slime. There you go, pal. Drink. Eat that. Smoke that [ __ ] See what it does to you.

[00:28:53]>> Tell me how you feeling. What do you reckon?

[00:28:57]>> It turned you white.

[00:28:59]>> Oh [ __ ] Oh my god. It made your pupils massive.

[00:29:03]>> I love you guys.

[00:29:05]>> You smoked that [ __ ] DUDE. IT TURNED you white again and made your pupils big. We got I know what we got to call I know what we got to call this strand.

[00:29:14]>> What?

[00:29:14]>> The Michael Jackson.

[00:29:16]>> The NJ. Bro, I can't rename it now. You guys haven't been making much money while I've been in here cooking. Bro, >> you've just been mixing donuts and weed and being like, "Where have you smoked this Josh?"

[00:29:25]>> Yeah. Yeah. And you've been having a good time, haven't you?

[00:29:28]>> Josh, did you message Did you message the guy?

[00:29:30]>> Yeah.

[00:29:31]>> You can't tell me you turning black you didn't enjoy that, bro. It's everyone's white. It's every white man's dream to be black. Josh, we can say the word and you got to experience that. We need more shelves, too, Josh, while you're out.

[00:29:41]All right, mate.

[00:29:42]>> Uh, make sure you drop off some money in there as well for him. Some cash.

[00:29:45]>> Just go quick. Go, >> go. Thanks, mate. Thank you. Eddie, you're my main man on the ground, brother. I'm getting messages. People are annoyed.

[00:29:54]>> I'm naked. I feel greasy.

[00:29:56]>> Purple slime, dog.

[00:29:58]>> Do we have OG Kush?

[00:29:59]>> Uh, we did, but I used it all.

[00:30:00]>> You should be You should be mixing this the expensive [ __ ] bro.

[00:30:03]>> I am. I just I I am now.

[00:30:06]>> Got two sour diesel. Um, n counter off for 150, baby. Oh [ __ ] dude. I'm mixing mouthwash with this [ __ ] dude. O, here we go.

[00:30:18]>> Dingdong dash.

[00:30:19]>> Five sour diesels. Diesels. Do we have them, >> bro? What is that? What does the dead drops look like >> behind the building? They look Yeah, they're like little drop off boxes.

[00:30:27]>> All right, Afghan. I might list it for a little cheaper, dude. No one seems to want it for 100 bucks.

[00:30:32]>> It's It's It's 4:00 a.m., brother.

[00:30:35]>> Yeah, >> it's not crack, bro.

[00:30:37]>> Sexy. Oh. Oh my god.

[00:30:40]>> We don't have any more OG cush you said, right? I see. No.

[00:30:43]>> Yeah, we do.

[00:30:44]>> Motel room. Oh, wait. Oh, no. Wait. I'm already >> Eddie. You wait until you see what this causes.

[00:30:49]>> I've secured the seeds.

[00:30:50]>> All right. Bring the seeds. All the All the All the soil is ready for you, brother. And I got another little bit of product for you to try.

[00:30:58]>> Molly, I'm putting in I'm putting in jars so you can put five of each thing now.

[00:31:02]>> Oh, instead of bags.

[00:31:05]>> Yeah.

[00:31:05]>> Oh, say less. Well, we still need bags for like the individual deals, you know.

[00:31:09]>> Okay, back. Josh. Josh, come here.

[00:31:11]>> Come here, Josh. Eddie, you might want to You might want to see this, too. Now, Josh, I know in your life you've had a few troubles with your hair, you know.

[00:31:20]You had to pay a lot of money to get that [ __ ] sorted out. Now you've got thick, nice hair. Come smoke this real quick.

[00:31:26]>> What's it going to do?

[00:31:27]>> Going to make it even thicker, brother.

[00:31:28]You're about to have the most luscious hair in the world.

[00:31:30]>> Sexy. It gives me gingeritis, though.

[00:31:32]>> No, don't read it. Just smoke it. Oh, >> okay. All right. Never read the bud.

[00:31:39]>> Smoke it, dude. Look at it.

[00:31:41]>> Oh, >> your hair transplants mean nothing cuz you're bald now.

[00:31:47]>> Oh, he basically reversed the work you've done, JOSH.

[00:31:53]>> NO. NO. THAT COST ME $30,000.

[00:32:02]>> That cost me $250.

[00:32:04]Bro, it's money out of our pocket.

[00:32:06]>> You're killing me. It cost us 250 bucks.

[00:32:08]>> Yep. Welcome, dude. Welcome to consequences.

[00:32:10]>> You didn't like the taste of that one, though? Your hair will Your hair will grow back, bro.

[00:32:14]>> When, dog.

[00:32:15]>> After the [ __ ] wears off. All right, boys. I'm off to do some deals. All right. I have I'm putting all this [ __ ] on the line, brother.

[00:32:21]>> What line? You're on your phone. You're playing Candy Crush.

[00:32:24]>> I'm I'm setting up deals, bro. Just chill, man. I've been cooking all day.

[00:32:28]I'm tired. I'm going to sleep. Let's sleep. Eddie, come back. We're sleeping.

[00:32:32]>> He's going to do deals. He's making money.

[00:32:34]>> Oh, about time out here busting ass while you guys do >> I've been directing.

[00:32:39]>> Directing what? You >> You've been standing over a mixer throwing grass into a bowl. We've been out in the ground building things up.

[00:32:46]>> That's right. I'm making relationships.

[00:32:49]>> Yeah. You see this, Josh? You see this?

[00:32:51]When I sell these, I'll be able to finally get you that PS5 you've been asking for.

[00:32:54]>> PS Oh, okay. Yeah. Yes, please.

[00:32:56]>> Yeah. So, shut the up, >> guys. I'm under arrest.

[00:33:00]>> Are you serious?

[00:33:00]>> Yes.

[00:33:01]>> He's off. We don't know where he is. WE DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS. LEAVE US ALONE.

[00:33:07]>> STOP ASKING. UH, >> don't open the door. They can see the product on the sh.

[00:33:11]>> You look dehydrated, brother. You didn't.

[00:33:13]>> Oh [ __ ] Why do we put this all in front of the door?

[00:33:15]>> You want some water?

[00:33:16]>> Are they still there?

[00:33:16]>> Also, can we talk about the fact that we got one bed for three of us? This shit's getting uncomfortable. Josh, you snore.

[00:33:21]Eddie stinks.

[00:33:22]>> Boys, I've been working all night. All right, >> you do both of those at once.

[00:33:26]>> It's fine if we stink for a little bit.

[00:33:27]I I'm under arrest again.

[00:33:32]>> Why'd you go outside?

[00:33:33]>> Because we have deals to We got money to make. Mal, >> I've been telling you that all day and you did nothing about it.

[00:33:39]>> I'm wanted.

[00:33:42]>> Don't you dare tase me, [ __ ] >> What do we do right now?

[00:33:45]>> Wait for Eddie.

[00:33:45]>> You want to smoke?

[00:33:46]>> Or unless you guys want to take some inventory.

[00:33:49]>> [ __ ] dude.

[00:33:50]>> Why don't we divide and conquer?

[00:33:51]Somebody take some sour diesel and go sell it to one of the people.

[00:33:55]>> I'm a I'm a chef, brother. I'm too good for that. Now you got granddaddy purple seed. What the is that? Oh my god. The cops are here. Josh, >> that's because I'm hiding right behind the building.

[00:34:03]>> We don't have any sour diesel off. Hey, you can't come in here, can you, [ __ ] Run, [ __ ] No.

[00:34:19]Oh, great. That's going to work out well. Now there's a dead cob in the apartment. In the cook room.

[00:34:24]>> My bad. I just made some money though.

[00:34:26]>> No, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:34:28]>> Just killing cops. Oh, you're in the [ __ ] now, dude.

[00:34:32]>> Oh, me.

[00:34:33]>> Oh, you [ __ ] up.

[00:34:34]>> As long as you don't have something in your pocket. Did you just get shot?

[00:34:37]>> I've made a grave mistake, Josh.

[00:34:39]>> How much How much stuff do you have on you? Do you have any money on you?

[00:34:41]>> $300. No, I'm hiding. It's fine.

[00:34:43]>> Typical Molly move.

[00:34:44]>> No, no, you wait till you see this.

[00:34:46]You're actually going to be proud of me for once, Josh.

[00:34:48]>> What? I seen you went out with a bus baseball bat and killed two cops.

[00:34:51]>> I'm You're about to be so proud of me, bro. Trust me.

[00:34:56]Don't you come here, [ __ ] Don't [ __ ] Come on. Give me that [ __ ] I just killed a customer.

[00:35:04]>> Guys, this is not how you Godamn.

[00:35:07]>> I was trying to I was trying to get my product back so that I could go reinvest it into other people. It's how we grow this.

[00:35:14]>> Invest in bought your baseball bat to the side of their head.

[00:35:17]>> That's right. Got one more customer, boys. We're almost there.

[00:35:22]What did I say? Oh my god. What did I say? Molly has a gun. We have leveled up.

[00:35:28]>> I told you, bro. I said you'd be proud of me. Do you got a gun?

[00:35:32]>> He's got a gun.

[00:35:33]>> I don't just got one gun, brother.

[00:35:34]>> Did you steal that from a cop? Is that a cop service weapon?

[00:35:36]>> I got two. No, dude. What the shoot you, mother?

[00:35:40]>> Chill. Chill. You dude, you look crazy with red eyes tiding in the corner.

[00:35:44]>> We can't shoot each other. You compromise. I just need a little bit of respect right now. Is this free weapons >> for all the good work I've been doing?

[00:35:51]You understand?

[00:35:52]>> Do they have inventories?

[00:35:54]>> Yeah, they do. Oh, wait. All right, let's go to sleep. Go, go to sleep. Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Whoa. What the WHY ARE YOU HOLDING THAT GUN? I have two guns now.

[00:36:02]>> Can I have one?

[00:36:03]>> Wait, we got to call Uncle. He messaged us. Uncle Nelson, we got to call him on a pay phone.

[00:36:08]>> Eddie, you want me to kill someone?

[00:36:09]Where's your mate? Where's that guy at that you hate?

[00:36:11]>> Oh, Charles.

[00:36:12]>> Yeah, take me to Charles.

[00:36:14]>> Save it. Save it. Save it.

[00:36:15]>> Take me to Charles, Eddie. I I'll save it. I I I like If you kill Charles now, then I can't hit him with a bat every day.

[00:36:21]>> I can't. My game's broken. I can't deposit money or anything.

[00:36:28]>> It's telling me to go find a pay phone for Uncle Nelson.

[00:36:32]>> Got one. Turn around.

[00:36:34]>> No, that's We're supposed to build a relationship with her.

[00:36:39]>> Sorry. Sorry. What did you do? What did he do?

[00:36:41]>> He was holding Beth to gunpoint. She was begging for her life. That's our customer. The one we need >> in Molly. You can sell these guns for two grand. Maybe we should just become weapon stealers.

[00:36:53]>> Maybe we should sneak around behind a cop and see if we can steal a service weapon. Can I rob this guy? Wait, why are you guys coming after me? I don't have anything. Feel free. I mean Oh, Eddie. Oh, no. I made a mistake. Oh. Oh, I tried to hold up the pawn shop owner.

[00:37:10]HE STARTED BEAT MY ASS. OH, I NEED TO GO BUY A LOTTERY TICKET. OH MY GOD.

[00:37:17]>> What happened?

[00:37:18]>> I snuck up behind an officer and I hit pickpocket. It was the tiniest hairline and I got it.

[00:37:24]>> Wait, so you have a gun now, too?

[00:37:25]>> Yes.

[00:37:26]>> Wait, dude. I have a gun as well. I didn't have to kill someone for it, though.

[00:37:29]>> Wait, look. He doesn't have a gun, Eddie. I got a for this.

[00:37:32]>> Do you want a gun, Josh? I have two guns. You can have a gun if you want.

[00:37:35]>> Give him a gun. Give Give him a gun.

[00:37:37]Give me a gun.

[00:37:37]>> How do I drop the gun? Wait, why are we why are we using guns when we can sell them all and be rich and upgrade all our [ __ ] quicker?

[00:37:44]>> Oh, do you know what we should do? We should sell all these guns and take all the money to the casino.

[00:37:50]>> No, Molly. Every time you go to the casino, you lose money.

[00:37:53]>> Don't you dare do that.

[00:37:55]>> Okay, sorry. The you threatening me for Mahino Mjo, huh? You want to threaten me, amigo? You better hold still, man. You better hold still. All right. You better hold still.

[00:38:06]Bullets are expensive. Shoots are expensive.

[00:38:09]>> I'm going to shoot.

[00:38:09]>> Come on. We shouldn't be shooting each other, man.

[00:38:14]>> You got lucky. You're lucky. Let's go sell the weapons. Come on.

[00:38:17]>> Yeah, go sell the weapons. Maybe keep one if you got three of them.

[00:38:20]>> I don't think we need them.

[00:38:21]>> Yes, we do.

[00:38:22]>> What? What? What do we need them for?

[00:38:23]>> We kill people.

[00:38:24]>> Oh, yeah. I almost forgot.

[00:38:27]>> Eddie, should we shoot Josh?

[00:38:29]>> We're in We're in the same group chat, Molly.

[00:38:30]>> Molly, we got to go to the punchup. Come on. Stop trying to shoot Josh.

[00:38:33]>> No. No. I don't actually think we can. I don't I don't know if that's going to work anymore because I tried I held up the pawn shop and then he beat the [ __ ] out of me. So, I'm not sure if he'll accept me.

[00:38:41]>> Why did you hold up the pawn shop?

[00:38:42]>> Well, cuz I thought maybe we could get more money. Oh, he's back open. Look, here he is.

[00:38:46]>> Ran over somebody.

[00:38:47]>> Talk to Mick.

[00:38:48]>> Yo, Mick, I'd like to pawn something.

[00:38:52]Wait, >> I can't. It's not working for me.

[00:38:53]>> [ __ ] I thought they sold I thought they bought things from you.

[00:38:56]>> Yeah, they do.

[00:38:57]>> Oh, I didn't know that guy was a cop.

[00:38:58]He's found the found on me, boys.

[00:39:00]>> You want me to come shoot him?

[00:39:01]>> I don't know if that's going to help, dude.

[00:39:02]>> Where is he? Eddie, one of our homies needs us. Where are you, Josh?

[00:39:06]>> I'm going back to the house.

[00:39:07]>> Is the cops still after you?

[00:39:08]>> I think so. Where are you, Molly?

[00:39:10]>> I'm coming, dude.

[00:39:12]>> Where, dude?

[00:39:12]>> Yeah.

[00:39:14]>> Stop just saying I'm coming.

[00:39:17]>> Holy [ __ ] Wait, was that you or the cop?

[00:39:21]>> They're dead. They're dead. They're dead.

[00:39:23]>> Oh my god.

[00:39:24]>> What?

[00:39:24]>> Wait. Cop killer, dude.

[00:39:26]>> I saved you, Josh.

[00:39:27]>> Ice cube.

[00:39:28]>> Wait, can you take their service weapons? We got We got more stuff we can find. You just found me with weed. Dude, you killed him. You killed him. A man.

[00:39:35]>> Now I've got three guns.

[00:39:37]>> Wait, Molly. Molly, put put them in the inventory so I can go sell them real quick.

[00:39:40]>> I can't I can't get inside.

[00:39:41]>> Wait, what? Are you wanted? I just shot two police officers.

[00:39:46]>> Okay, but no one had to know about it.

[00:39:47]How did you How did you get seen? How did you get caught?

[00:39:49]>> I didn't, but they still search for you when you kill.

[00:39:52]>> Oh, I'm glad I saved the game. I forgot.

[00:39:53]Yo, Molly. Molly, put some weapons in here so I can go sell them.

[00:39:56]>> Hold on. I got to go get my watering can, bro, from this guy. We basically need a bigger apartment. Oh [ __ ] Are you all right, bro?

[00:40:03]>> Yeah, I'm fine. You are killing that cop really took the heat off me.

[00:40:07]>> He found a small bag of wheat on me and you shot him. So that kind of >> Well, I shot his There was two chasing and I shot one and he despawned and I shot the other one. He died. So I don't know where the other one went. But >> I mean, we kind of live a life of crime.

[00:40:17]>> Thank god he didn't take that bud from you, bro.

[00:40:19]>> Yeah, thanks for murdering him.

[00:40:21]>> Can someone come give Beth um a sample?

[00:40:23]>> You're all right, though, right, Josh?

[00:40:25]They didn't they didn't hurt you, did they?

[00:40:27]>> No. Like I said, you went and murdered that guy doing his job before we really had the chance to do anything.

[00:40:31]>> All right. Well, do you what the [ __ ] you got attitude with me for? I saved your life and the bud, bro.

[00:40:36]>> What? What? What's wrong with attitude?

[00:40:37]Isn't that >> Without me, you'd be in jail right now, brother.

[00:40:39]>> That's exactly what happened, right?

[00:40:40]>> You'd be in jail right now. I said a little gratitude would go a long way right now.

[00:40:44]>> I said thank you. The first thing I said to you was thanks.

[00:40:47]>> Well, >> what are you complaining about?

[00:40:48]>> Because you're making me feel bad cuz you said he was just doing his job, you know.

[00:40:52]>> Yeah. So are you. We're all out here doing our job.

[00:40:54]>> Who the sis?

[00:40:56]>> Okay. Well, >> Cranky Frank, >> I'm going to start calling you if you don't cheer up a little bit, Molly.

[00:41:00]>> Boys, look at our bank account.

[00:41:01]>> Oh my. Did you sell the guns?

[00:41:03]>> I sold all the guns.

[00:41:04]>> I'm just going to kill police officers and harvest guns, bro. It's a fast way to get money >> in real life, too.

[00:41:10]>> Look at this sad sack. Josh, come here.

[00:41:13]>> I'm I'm working, bro.

[00:41:14]>> It's actually in real life. That's actually not >> I wouldn't recommend that as a way to make money.

[00:41:19]>> Eddie, come look at this guy killed, bro. Hold on, brother. I'm trying to get a good skateboard going. Yeah, everyone's working. Molly, stop trying to dude.

[00:41:27]>> He's not a raccoon on the side of the road. You can just poke and prod. Dude, >> take a picture with me. My You know when people kill deers and they take pictures of him? Take All right. Anyway, back to >> Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. I'm got to bag the trash.

[00:41:38]>> Oh, can you put him in a bag?

[00:41:39]>> Oh, I got a cigarette bagged up.

[00:41:41]>> You can't bag the body.

[00:41:42]>> Mother, you can drag it though.

[00:41:44]>> All right. We got any OG Kush? I'm going to go out and sell.

[00:41:46]>> We We kind of keep smelling these little baggies, dude. We got to move it to like bigger deals.

[00:41:51]>> Nobody look. Nobody look. Buddy, look.

[00:41:55]Buddy, look. Yep. Oh, hey Josh.

[00:41:58]>> What are you doing down there? Why are you stealing your underpants? It's been an hour. Oh, I found a a dead body just outside of our apartment that Molly left behind, so I had to hide it. Did the cops Did you see the cops pass by before that? They didn't even notice. I'm sneaky as well. We're rich now. Do we win? Are we won?

[00:42:15]I wouldn't.

[00:42:20]What? How like when do we win?

[00:42:22]How much further do we have to go?

[00:42:24]>> We have to get a friendly relationship with Chloe and Lwig or Beth, one of the three. Eddie, you've been yapping about doing that all recording and you still haven't even done it yet.

[00:42:34]>> That's because you've been busy cleaning your [ __ ] up.

[00:42:37]>> I'm going to go sell some drugs.

[00:42:40]>> Molly, she would have been We would have been in a good relationship status if you weren't holding her up at gunpoint near the skate park behind the taco place.

[00:42:47]>> Has a little bit to do with you. Why don't you just chat to Lwig or some [ __ ] >> I don't know, dude. He seems kind of busy with all the Twitch streaming stuff.

[00:42:54]>> Oh no, the cops are after me again, guys. You know what to do.

[00:42:58]>> Oh my god. I might have to shoot this, bro. Is Peter file, >> guys? We're losing customers.

[00:43:03]>> Don't come near me. His name is Peter File.

[00:43:10]I told you, [ __ ] Sorry about him.

[00:43:12]Sorry, Kathy. Let me complete the deal, baby girl. Molly, have you have you backed up any crazy [ __ ] I can give to Beth? Yeah, it's all on the [ __ ] It's all on the thing there.

[00:43:20]>> Have you Have you listed any of our product besides the OG Kush?

[00:43:24]>> Yes. Check the phone, brother. It's all listed.

[00:43:25]>> Chloe's working at the gas station.

[00:43:27]Molly, >> got another one. I got another one.

[00:43:30]>> Eddie. Eddie. Eddie. Eddie, you have to hide the body, bro. I got another gun for you to sell, though.

[00:43:36]>> Just throw it in the ocean. Someone wants Afghan ass, then go sell it, bro.

[00:43:41]Yo, Beth, you want to make a deal?

[00:43:42]Customer already has a pending offer, huh?

[00:43:46]Is someone supposed to be meeting with Beth? She messaged Oh, she wants Afghan ass. Yeah, I'll just say yes. Oh, you got it.

[00:43:51]>> Give it to her for 50.

[00:43:52]>> No.

[00:43:54]>> What?

[00:43:54]>> You just sell. She offered it to you at 90. You can just >> We're trying to befriend her.

[00:43:58]>> It doesn't matter. You can just accept that. You don't You don't offer them lower than what they offer you.

[00:44:03]>> Oh, now she's getting nothing.

[00:44:04]>> You got to give it to her now, bro.

[00:44:06]>> Okay, I'll go give it to her, dude.

[00:44:07]Chill.

[00:44:08]>> I've got one Afghan ass. Molly, you you >> I put this in the wrong spot.

[00:44:12]>> Molly, never never make a deal with one of my customers ever again. I'll make the deals. You stick to cooking.

[00:44:17]>> Yeah, Eddie's the money man.

[00:44:18]>> Didn't you say we were trying to like get befriend her for the >> Yes, but you can just give it to her at the price she wants.

[00:44:25]>> You were going to give it to her for free. No, I wasn't.

[00:44:27]>> Yes, YOU WERE.

[00:44:28]>> WAIT, DID you cancel the order?

[00:44:30]>> No, she canceled the order.

[00:44:31]>> Was she like, "Oh, it's too cheap.

[00:44:33]Afghan ass. I'll give it to you for $94."

[00:44:35]>> We need to get that [ __ ] friendly, dude.

[00:44:37]>> That's what I was trying to do.

[00:44:38]>> All right, I'm going to try to sell it to her for 80 now. Yep. There she goes.

[00:44:42]We did it. Or did you see the little satisfaction? Oh, she turned black.

[00:44:45]>> Was that good or bad?

[00:44:47]>> So to get their satisfaction meter up and turn them friendly, you got to sell them [ __ ] every day. They have to be satisfied customers. You held her up at gunpoint, so the meter went the exact opposite direction.

[00:44:57]>> I did not.

[00:44:58]>> Yeah, you did.

[00:44:59]>> Yes, you did. I saw it.

[00:45:00]>> Well, you need to remember that like when we do these, we're filming, it's on camera. Like everything you do, say.

[00:45:06]>> Yeah. Yeah. No. No. Yeah.

[00:45:07]>> I think Lewig was trying to make a deal.

[00:45:09]Did someone give uh respond to Lewig?

[00:45:11]>> No. Running out. It expired. Damn.

[00:45:13]>> We have a lot of weed in here, boys. You guys need to start putting those feet to the pavement. You know what I mean?

[00:45:18]>> Josh, you got access to the phone, too, bro.

[00:45:20]>> I'm I'm I'm cooking. I'm I'm growing.

[00:45:22]>> Josh, look at this. Look at this. You know how much this is? You know how much this is? $1,000, bro.

[00:45:27]>> What?

[00:45:28]>> This Look, there's money in my hand.

[00:45:30]>> Oh, I can't see it. Stop trying to flex on me and make some money. Get out there.

[00:45:35]>> All right. Well, I need some sour diesel.

[00:45:36]>> I don't have any. I got sexy and Afghan ass. I got to got to deal with Jesse Waters.

[00:45:42]>> I'm wanted. Excuse me.

[00:45:44]>> Oh, Eddie. Eddie, you want me to >> do what you got to do?

[00:45:46]>> There's two of them, though. I might actually get my ass shot to death. Oh, they're in our alleyway. They're in our house. They're coming up our stairs.

[00:45:52]>> No, now's a bad time. Molly, I'm throwing that out there. Okay, Molly, trust me. Keep them away from the door.

[00:45:58]Oh god, why can I hear gunshots outside?

[00:46:00]>> Molly's shooting. Molly just shot some more people. Okay, >> now we got two more guns. Bro, >> how the do you keep getting away with this?

[00:46:06]>> Molly, Molly, run, run inside the apartment.

[00:46:08]>> I can't. I wanted dead or alive. I have four guns now. Eddie, you can go sell three.

[00:46:12]>> Did someone get the uh the the gas? We need to order a dead drop.

[00:46:15]>> All right, Molly. There might be a lot of police coming.

[00:46:17]>> Oh my god. You brought the police right here.

[00:46:19]>> Let's just go to sleep. Let's just go to sleep.

[00:46:21]>> Molly's just saying four more guns.

[00:46:24]That's what he's saying.

[00:46:24]>> Well, you brought the police here, bro.

[00:46:26]They can't know.

[00:46:26]>> Just Just go to sleep. They'll disappear in the morning.

[00:46:28]>> Yeah, I can't get in the house, dude.

[00:46:30]They're after me.

[00:46:30]>> Yeah, you can. I just opened the door for you.

[00:46:32]>> Okay, Eddie, I have six guns now. You can sell five of them.

[00:46:35]>> I mean, that's one way to make money.

[00:46:36]Wish we could sell. Can we sell them by the jar? Yeah.

[00:46:39]>> Oh, yeah. Dude, I'm going to start putting them in jars.

[00:46:41]>> Yeah, Josh, you put them in jars. Put them in jars. Put them Put them in packs of five. There's already a bunch of jars in the station. I >> I'm taking the guns to the pawn shop.

[00:46:48]>> Offer him all four of them at the same time and just accept his offer.

[00:46:51]>> The best I can do is 1,900. No way.

[00:46:54]>> For four of them. He gave me 1,300 for two last time. Try to offer him just two of them.

[00:46:59]>> No, I got money. Gave me three grand.

[00:47:01]>> Oh, he accepted. Check. Look at the Look at the balance.

[00:47:07]BOOM. MY GOD, this feels a little bit like this not how it's supposed to be played. The life of crime has no path, brother.

[00:47:14]>> No rules out here on the streets.

[00:47:16]>> We can afford a bigger place probably soon, right?

[00:47:18]>> Yeah, we just need to get that Chloe thing happening.

[00:47:20]>> All right, OG Kush, I got I'm I'm about to go do a deal, boys.

[00:47:23]>> Try to do like um Yeah, I'll get some five baggies going. Some five bottles.

[00:47:28]>> Well, I don't know. You can't just sell bottles if they're not asking for it, though.

[00:47:30]>> But if they ask for five of them.

[00:47:33]>> Oh, yeah. Are you working on the relationship, Eddie? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You tuning that [ __ ] >> Need to see some work happening, brother.

[00:47:39]>> Brother, I'm trying to pay off our debt.

[00:47:40]>> So, you're not m helping the relationships.

[00:47:42]>> We can take off the cheap [ __ ] off the market.

[00:47:44]>> Well, we need to sell it all first, though.

[00:47:46]>> Um, I've received 330 cash. Okay, here.

[00:47:48]Let's do um I'm just going to order a bunch of granddaddy Purple.

[00:47:51]>> I love watching you play this game, Josh, cuz I know you're like organizing everything right now in your head to look perfect. They >> Not quite. I think when we get to a bigger place, we I'll organize the shelves by product and item and stuff.

[00:48:04]Four green crack. Here we go.

[00:48:06]>> Put all of the deals. Always set them up for the last block of the night so that you can work through the day and then at the end go sell everything.

[00:48:14]>> Oh, okay. I'll do that from now on.

[00:48:16]>> That way you have unlimited time at the end of the night.

[00:48:18]>> All right. Well, I'll do that after. I just accepted two deals. I'll do that after these.

[00:48:21]>> Oh, you can do I mean, you do them however you want. Play how you want.

[00:48:23]>> There's three of us. We probably got time to do throughout the day as well.

[00:48:26]>> Are you Are you already sold the guns, right? Um >> I sold the I I have one gun left. Do you need it? You need to whack someone. Is there any more things we can buy to like make things easier?

[00:48:36]>> No, we're kind of just waiting on the I think the Chloe thing is the only thing that's holding us back.

[00:48:40]>> Chloe, Lwig, or Beth?

[00:48:41]>> Like everything else we we've maxed out everything that we can buy right now pretty much.

[00:48:45]>> Okay, I'm going to try to make Chloe a customer. Try that [ __ ] bro. Oh, you smoking in front of customers.

[00:48:52]Let's go. We got Chloe. Chloe's black now.

[00:48:54]>> So, now we need to get Chloe friendly, right?

[00:48:56]>> We just got to keep selling them stuff until they until we get until we get the relationship bar up. We just have to wait for them to text us, though.

[00:49:02]>> Can't you just go give them drugs?

[00:49:03]>> No, you can just You get You get one shot a day to sell them stuff. Ah, see, here's the problem, right? We're not getting enough messages because we need to go up to the people on the map and give them all free samples.

[00:49:14]>> Someone's trying to search you.

[00:49:15]>> It's fine.

[00:49:16]>> You look pretty chill about it.

[00:49:18]Never mind.

[00:49:19]>> You said that was fine. What the hell happened? Oh, what the brought the cops here. Molly, you know what to do. Molly.

[00:49:24]Molly, help. Help. HELP.

[00:49:28]That's what I'M TALKING ABOUT, HOMIE.

[00:49:30]OH, here comes another one. Watch this, Eddie.

[00:49:31]>> I'm still wanted.

[00:49:32]>> This [ __ ] got no idea.

[00:49:33]>> I can't go outside. I'm wanted.

[00:49:34]>> Shooting me.

[00:49:36]>> No, they just keep disappearing, man.

[00:49:38]Why do they keep coming into this alleyway?

[00:49:40]>> Because I'm wanted. Okay, I'm not wanted anymore.

[00:49:42]>> Oh, there there's heaps of them coming.

[00:49:44]Oh, >> there's like three of them.

[00:49:48]>> Could be over >> now. Molly's wanted.

[00:49:50]>> Oh my god. Molly's mowing them down, dude.

[00:49:56]Oh [ __ ] Molly.

[00:49:58]Oh my god. Well, I think we might have bigger issues than a couple of bags of weed.

[00:50:02]>> There we go. I have another gun I can go sell, boys.

[00:50:04]>> Oh my god.

[00:50:05]>> OH, WE GOT IT. PEGGY MYERS just went bald from the sample I gave her, and she's now a new customer, baby. Let's go. Where the [ __ ] is Chloe?

[00:50:13]>> Watch this, boys.

[00:50:17]Boom. $8,000 in our bank account.

[00:50:21]>> Nice, dude. Nice. All right. Joyce was already black, but she turned black. Oh, wait. No, this isn't that weird.

[00:50:27]>> Lwig. I got Lwig on the Lwig just wants some [ __ ] >> We have to get new potential customers because then that that opens up the next person. They're like they have like a network of people. Yo, can I get you a free sample, dog? All here we go. We got another customer right here, baby. Come on.

[00:50:42]That's what I'm talking about. Meg [ __ ] All we got three new customers, boys. Damn. Where are you cooking? I've been standing like I've been standing outside like the guy outside the pizza shop giving free pizzas.

[00:50:52]>> Oh, yeah. We've got some good kush here, dude. Is this Who's this person? Oh no.

[00:50:58]Oh [ __ ] There's a lot of trash in place. What the [ __ ] Do we have the vacuum cleaner yet?

[00:51:07]>> Bro, that cop was just walking. I just shot her right in the back of the head for no reason.

[00:51:12]>> Put Granddaddy Purple on the thing.

[00:51:14]>> Wait, Granddaddy Purple for sale. How much? 50.

[00:51:16]>> [ __ ] It's got to be worth more than 50.

[00:51:18]>> No, it only it's only worth 44.

[00:51:20]>> Put it Put it to 55.

[00:51:22]>> 55? That's $9 more than it's listed for.

[00:51:24]So, I always sell [ __ ] for like $15 more and they always buy. You got to think about it like this. That might be market, but here we're the market. Okay.

[00:51:32]>> No. Yeah, you're right. You're right.

[00:51:33]>> It's also premium.

[00:51:35]>> That's right. Cuz Molly made it.

[00:51:36]>> Josh made this one.

[00:51:37]>> Josh made it.

[00:51:37]>> Josh grew this one. I've been out robbing I've been out shooting police officers and >> Yeah. Molly's just >> selling drugs, dude.

[00:51:43]>> A full life of crime he's committed, too.

[00:51:45]>> Yeah. Well, I made I made like six grand this session, bro.

[00:51:47]>> All right. I'm not I'm not attacking you. I'm just saying. Try some of the granddaddy. It's calming, dude.

[00:51:52]>> Is it? All right. I'm going to go I'm going to go make Beth friendly. All right.

[00:51:55]>> I don't have any Afghan ass. No, >> I do. I just picked one up.

[00:51:57]>> Oh my god, Josh. Damn, you are out here cooking, bro. [ __ ] hell.

[00:52:00]>> I'm a gardener, dude. I've been gardening.

[00:52:03]>> Look how good you're doing. Shit's so organized. What the >> Oh no, she's at the motel. She's over here. Oh god, I'm going to I'm going to lose this one. No, Beth, please.

[00:52:12]>> Oh [ __ ] Are you doing the Beth thing?

[00:52:15]>> Yes. You should go talk to Benji Coleman. They might be able to help you move stuff. Here we go. We got Benji Coleman. We did it.

[00:52:20]>> Oh, we got a drug dealer.

[00:52:21]>> Yep. Motel room 2. I'm gonna go talk to him real quick. Yo, Benji, what's good?

[00:52:26]You want to work for me as a distributor? $500 signin fee and I'll take 20% cut of each sale. All right.

[00:52:32]Yes.

[00:52:33]>> A $500 signing fee. [ __ ] hell.

[00:52:35]>> Bring me some product and assign some customers to me. All right. All right, Molly, you do that. You're basically the manager, bro. You're going to manage these. All right, dude. By the time we unlock all these objectives, we're just going to be powering them down cuz we got so much cash.

[00:52:47]>> There we go. I assigned 10 customers to him. Oh, all these people are pissed now cuz we didn't get them anything.

[00:52:53]>> Come. Let's go to bed.

[00:52:54]>> Whoa, Josh, you're growing cherry blossoms, dog. What the?

[00:52:57]>> Yeah, it looks like it.

[00:52:58]>> All right, I'm going to sleep.

[00:52:59]>> Wait for Benji to complete a deal. He's working for us.

[00:53:02]>> Yep, we got somebody working for us now.

[00:53:04]We got mixing station Mark 2 that we can buy now. There's uh I would basically here, let's I'm going to go get the uh the electronic trimmer and all that [ __ ] >> I've got one.

[00:53:12]>> Have you got all the uh all the stuff then? Like all the upgraded stuff >> as far I pretty much bought everything in that store is what I was saying.

[00:53:19]Yeah. Get some more jars, too.

[00:53:20]>> Have you got the speed grow and all that [ __ ] >> Uh, I it's available, but I didn't buy it. I don't really need it coming out that quick.

[00:53:58]Benji did a deal.

[00:53:59]>> That's our boy.

[00:54:00]>> Somebody talk to Uncle Nelson at the pay phone.

[00:54:02]>> Oh, talk to him. All right.

[00:54:07]So, start manufacturing different product. Okay. Yes, there we can mix things. We know this. Yep. Okay. We've done We've literally done all this stuff. everything he's asking us to do with a gun.

[00:54:16]>> There's probably another thing we need to mix.

[00:54:17]>> All right, I'll just I'm going to just do this main storyline [ __ ] All right.

[00:54:21]All right. Make an executive decision.

[00:54:22]Get a new skateboard.

[00:54:23]>> Wait, they're really expensive. We might need the money for the warehouse.

[00:54:26]>> Oh, we can get cars now, >> dude. It won't let me play blackjack. Do you have cash?

[00:54:29]>> Cash?

[00:54:30]>> Yeah, it was like waiting for other players.

[00:54:31]>> Oh, we all have to be there, maybe.

[00:54:33]>> Aha. We probably all have to agree before you everything up again, >> bro. I told you I won money last time.

[00:54:39]It was Molly that lost all the money. I made $1,000. Remember me playing blackjack is good for us.

[00:54:44]>> Josh, go talk to the real estate agent.

[00:54:46]>> Yeah, I'm on my way.

[00:54:47]>> Oh, we can buy businesses. Should we buy the laundromat?

[00:54:50]>> Not until we want to launder the money.

[00:54:51]>> What about a property?

[00:54:52]>> Not yet. Not yet. Not yet. Hold on. I got the pay phone.

[00:54:56]>> $10,000 in earnings.

[00:54:58]>> Making me math. Gain access to warehouse.

[00:55:00]>> I can buy the warehouse.

[00:55:01]>> How much?

[00:55:02]>> 4K.

[00:55:02]>> How much?

[00:55:03]>> 4 grand.

[00:55:04]>> 4 grand. What were you woring about money for, Eddie? We're Sweet. Let's get two access to the warehouse. Is that the Doc's warehouse? That's 50k, bro.

[00:55:12]>> Oh, Jesus. We better start stealing some more guns, dude.

[00:55:14]>> No, but all we got to do is just gain access to it. Let's go. Let's go see what's up.

[00:55:17]>> Yeah, I'm there. Okay.

[00:55:19]>> Says open after 6 p.m. We've unlocked just We've just unlocked a whole new part of the game. It feels like >> Yeah.

[00:55:24]>> Oh, they're in the warehouse. Okay. We can't get in there yet. Not too later.

[00:55:28]>> What time is it? Is it late?

[00:55:30]>> Oh, 6 p.m. It's 1:27 in game.

[00:55:33]>> Dude, should we kill these corpse? Maybe >> I'll kill them.

[00:55:36]>> I'm just I'm lining up some deals, boys.

[00:55:37]Go give some free samples to some new customers, man. There's like a guy standing right there.

[00:55:41]>> I got an energy drink. Molly, look.

[00:55:43]Fast, dude.

[00:55:44]>> Jesus.

[00:55:46]You are running, brother.

[00:55:47]>> Holy [ __ ] dude. I'm buying more energy drinks. These are hell handy.

[00:55:49]>> Are they?

[00:55:50]>> Yeah. No, dude. You're going to easily outrun a cop with one energy drink.

[00:55:54]>> I got 20 green cracks. I'm going to go give some samples.

[00:55:56]>> Oh, there's a packaging station automated one. Actually, >> do we have five sour diesels?

[00:56:02]>> We're running out of room in our little operation.

[00:56:05]>> Does uh uh what's his face have sour diesel?

[00:56:08]>> Uh let me see.

[00:56:10]He has No, he has green crack and Afghan ass.

[00:56:13]>> I thought you said we had sour diesel.

[00:56:14]>> I don't know. Do we?

[00:56:15]>> We don't have sour diesel at all.

[00:56:16]>> Ask you to organize it.

[00:56:18]>> Oh [ __ ] There's not even any grown.

[00:56:20]>> No, we're going to take them off the market. We have a shitload of granddaddy purple. We have slime for some random things.

[00:56:27]>> I just collected $900 off Benji for doing deals for us.

[00:56:30]>> We got green crack still, right?

[00:56:32]>> I got 15 on me right now.

[00:56:34]>> We got to get more granddaddy purple going. We need to bag some up too instead of just having it in jars. I think >> we don't want to do big deals.

[00:56:41]>> Well, you can only do deals like if they ask what if they ask for one.

[00:56:44]>> You can you can offer more.

[00:56:46]>> Say no.

[00:56:46]>> They might deny it though.

[00:56:48]>> We need to start moving up, dude. We don't have time for this [ __ ] These little pathetic deals.

[00:56:53]>> He's right. He is right.

[00:56:55]>> You know, you watch Breaking Bad. We need We need to level this [ __ ] up. This is not enough. This is not enough. It does not equate to the risk we're taking. Okay. I need to provide for my family. I have lung cancer. Anyway, I'm going to go kill Tuka. Look at all like Granddaddy Kush, dude. It's like we have 50 granddaddy purples. So, get off your phone.

[00:57:12]>> No, you can you can order [ __ ] >> from your phone.

[00:57:15]>> Yeah, it's called Amazon, bro. It's been going on for 12 years.

[00:57:18]>> Oh, [ __ ] Oh, dude. The I'm I'm going to go to the warehouse.

[00:57:21]>> I'll come with you. I got protection.

[00:57:23]>> Hey, you just do your business, bro. You don't got to follow me everywhere you go.

[00:57:26]>> As the group's arms dealer, I need to go speak to the arms dealer. As the group's arms dealer, okay? So, you just let me do my thing. Wa!

[00:57:34]Wow, we're actually in like an organized crime area now. Okay, we're leveled up.

[00:57:38]>> Oh, dude. Yeah, this is a spot, man.

[00:57:41]>> Oh my god, this guy can sell acid and [ __ ] to us.

[00:57:44]>> Dude, you got to try acid. You can test the acid.

[00:57:47]>> Oh my god. A shotgun machete.

[00:57:49]>> Oh yeah, it's the upstairs guy.

[00:57:50]>> Oh, the boss, dude.

[00:57:52]>> Mhm.

[00:57:52]>> He definitely smoked the Tropic Thunder.

[00:57:54]>> Oh, dude. Let's get some employees.

[00:57:56]>> Let's get a chemist.

[00:57:57]>> Botist. We need botist. We We There's no point getting a chemist because we don't have that [ __ ] unlocked.

[00:58:02]>> Oh, we have to provide a bed for the employee. Jesus Christ me.

[00:58:06]>> Do it. Do it. We want You want to make money in your sleep? IT'S GOING TO TAKE MONEY. ALL RIGHT. YOU BETTER GIVE HIM THE MONEY RIGHT NOW, MOLLY.

[00:58:12]>> All right. But I'm hiring it.

[00:58:14]>> We need someone to be DOING UP OUR BUTTONS WHEN we get the suits. All right. We need a buttonist.

[00:58:18]>> We don't have enough money. Oh, we got to get cash.

[00:58:20]>> We got to withdraw it.

[00:58:20]>> This is the new life right here.

[00:58:22]>> It's getting serious.

[00:58:25]>> Oh, wait.

[00:58:28]>> That's not how you do that.

[00:58:29]>> I got the money.

[00:58:34][ __ ] >> Botist. How do you throw the thing? All right, here we go.

[00:58:41]>> Damn it.

[00:58:41]>> We got the botist, boys.

[00:58:44]>> We got the botness.

[00:58:45]>> What else can we do? We should We should get more stuff. We have We have plenty of money to invest.

[00:58:49]>> Use the management clipboard to assign botness to a lock locker.

[00:58:52]>> Daddy's sending it over to our house now. So, maybe we got to go to the house and then click on the guy.

[00:58:56]>> I'm hiring a handler.

[00:58:57]>> We don't we need to provide each one with a bed.

[00:58:59]>> No, there's only one bed. There's only one bed.

[00:59:01]>> Oh [ __ ] dude. There's cops at the warehouse, dude. Sign the >> What the Oh [ __ ] Aha. You can't come in here. That's right, [ __ ] They're standing outside looking right at me.

[00:59:09]>> How come other people allowed to walk around?

[00:59:11]>> How the do you assign them? Assigned locker, man. Yeah, he's at the house.

[00:59:18]Not really sure how to do this [ __ ] >> I'm just saying assigned locker. Do we need to buy him a locker?

[00:59:23]>> Josh, what did you ask? You said why?

[00:59:25]How come other people can just walk around?

[00:59:26]>> Yeah. Why are we getting in trouble?

[00:59:28]>> It's Minority Simulator, dude.

[00:59:29]>> Why as hell though? Where? Oh, he's outside. Okay, >> I think we need to get him a locker.

[00:59:34]>> Manage botness.

[00:59:35]>> We need to buy [ __ ] for him.

[00:59:36]>> Yeah, and we can't do that until the next day.

[00:59:39]>> Yeah. So, let's just go to sleep.

[00:59:41]Oh.

[00:59:43]Oh, okay. Cool. All right. I'm sleeping.

[00:59:45]>> I'm coming. I'm I'm not in the apartment yet.

[00:59:48]>> Boys, I'm coming in hot. Open the door.

[00:59:52]>> Boys, open the door.

[00:59:53]>> Open the door.

[00:59:56]>> Oh, are you even here?

[00:59:57]>> That was close.

[00:59:59]>> What the? You got tape. Get the I got his service weapon. Molly, come on.

[01:00:09]>> Nice. Oh [ __ ] Open the door. Now I'm stuck outside.

[01:00:13]>> Get in. Get in. Get in. Sleep. Sleep.

[01:00:14]Sleep.

[01:00:16]>> Oh, you almost got shot, bro.

[01:00:18]>> No. I shot that guy. I shot him.

[01:00:21]>> Oh, pedaler three.

[01:00:22]>> Yeah, we are. Oh, we just unlocked a machete, man. Oh, Charles about to get it. We can we can basically get rid of this packing station because there's already a better one right there.

[01:00:31]>> Oh, true. I got a locker for the guy.

[01:00:33]>> We should buy a bigger place. Molly, do we have money for a bigger >> Yeah. Yeah. I'll go sort it out.

[01:00:38]>> Supplies. Select supplies. Oh, >> I'll go sort it out. I'll go. Let's upgrade this [ __ ] bro.

[01:00:43]>> Assign to botist. Oh, assign a grow tent to the botist. Oh, so he only works on one thing.

[01:00:48]>> Oh, I thought he like just went around to all the grow stuff and did it.

[01:00:52]>> You tell me to put him somewhere. Okay.

[01:00:54]All right. This is going to turn into a bit of an organization simulator.

[01:00:57]>> Do you want me to buy the bungalow 6,000?

[01:01:00]>> But then we won't have any money for anything else.

[01:01:03]>> It won't be hard to make it though.

[01:01:04]>> No, I think we need more room.

[01:01:06]>> Buy it, brother.

[01:01:07]>> I did.

[01:01:07]>> All right. I'm going to grab everything.

[01:01:08]Move it over there.

[01:01:09]>> It's all the way over there.

[01:01:11]>> You see it on the map?

[01:01:12]>> Yeah, I see it. Start taking everything.

[01:01:14]Y. All right, I'm on my way. Basically doing a whole grow operation move. So hopefully we do not get caught.

[01:01:23]Yeah, look. It'll knock. It'll set us back a fair bit, but I think that this is going to speed things up cuz if we can like focus on hiring people, shit's really going to start popping off. Is this the bungalow here?

[01:01:33]>> Oh. Oh, okay. Yeah, this this is going to work just fine. Yes, this is huge.

[01:01:39]>> You know how many police guns I had to sell to afford this? Seven.

[01:01:42]>> All right. Well, I'm setting up the the grow area on the back here.

[01:01:45]>> Oh, we got a whole house.

[01:01:48]>> That's the grow room.

[01:01:49]>> Holy [ __ ] We got a whole house, man.

[01:01:51]>> Yeah.

[01:01:52]>> Oh my god. All right. So, he specifically pulls things from like one shelf, right? So, I'm going to set up a shelf that has like all the growing stuff. So, just only have growing stuff on there, I reckon.

[01:02:07]You scared me. Oh, no. I was wrong. He can do multiple things.

[01:02:10]>> Yeah.

[01:02:11]>> Oh, yeah. Okay. This works out well.

[01:02:13]>> Where do you want the bed?

[01:02:14]>> In the bedroom.

[01:02:14]>> Well, the bedroom is the gross shop and the packaging station. You want that?

[01:02:18]>> Yeah. Maybe put that in here. Put against this back wall or something like that. I'll put the bed in the lounge room next to the TV. I'm just putting the [ __ ] down, Josh. You can put it wherever you want. All right.

[01:02:26]>> Yo, check out the new place.

[01:02:29]>> All right. I got the a shelf. Where do you want the shelves?

[01:02:31]>> Uh, put them along this wall.

[01:02:33]>> I'm just putting stuff in shelves, Josh.

[01:02:34]Like Molly said.

[01:02:35]>> Yeah.

[01:02:35]>> Is there a person we can sell guns to now or do we still need to go to that?

[01:02:38]>> No, we you you can't you can't sell them to him. You can only buy them off him.

[01:02:42]You still just take him to the to the porn shop if you get them off the cops?

[01:02:46]>> Potential customer. We're going to make some new customers, boys.

[01:02:48]>> There's a lot happening now. We're business owners. We don't have time for YouTube no more.

[01:02:52]>> You just need to harvest that plant.

[01:02:53]It's the last thing in there.

[01:02:54]>> I think we're I think we might be losing out on potential deals. Unless people are actually like, >> "Come on, Kyle. Come on, Kyle. Come on, Kyle."

[01:03:05]Yeah. Damn. I need more of that. I'll text you, bro. His name's Keith.

[01:03:10]>> Oh, my bad. Same [ __ ] >> That's not the same thing at all.

[01:03:13]>> Yes, it is.

[01:03:14]>> Kyle and Keith are not the same at all.

[01:03:16]>> In white people culture, Kyle's and Keith are very different people. You know what I mean? Like it's you can't just confuse the two. Saying goodbye to the apartment.

[01:03:24]>> Thank you so much.

[01:03:26]>> God, so many memories there. I just watched Miley murder three police at this front door.

[01:03:31]>> Why is this guy in the middle of the ocean? Did you throw a body down there?

[01:03:33]>> You did.

[01:03:34]>> Oh no. Now he's a potential customer.

[01:03:36]He's swimming.

[01:03:36]>> By the way, we still own the sweat shop, by the way.

[01:03:39]>> Can we sell it?

[01:03:40]>> No, but we can still work out of it.

[01:03:41]What's the point if you can't sell the thing? Let's get the real estate moving.

[01:03:44]Let's become mogul.

[01:03:45]>> Come on. Come on. Come on. You better like that [ __ ] bro. That's right, Jerry. That's right.

[01:03:51]>> See, we can order [ __ ] off our phones right to here, dude.

[01:03:54]>> Oh, to for anything.

[01:03:55]>> Yeah, you don't have to go to the shop anymore. See?

[01:03:57]>> Well, we have a truck.

[01:03:58]>> I just bought soil.

[01:04:00]>> Cool.

[01:04:00]>> Soil in his supplies stash. Where the is his supply stash?

[01:04:04]>> Just put it anywhere. Put on the shelves.

[01:04:06]>> Where's his supply? Does he have a supply stash?

[01:04:08]>> Yeah. Yeah. Anyway. Just put it anyway.

[01:04:09]>> Well, cuz he's saying that it's not in his supply stash. The soil that I just >> Yeah, I'll sort it out. I'll sort it out.

[01:04:13]>> We need to give We need to give our dealers green crack. I got a potential dealer I'm unlocking. He lives right next door, actually.

[01:04:19]>> Oh, all right. Let me go do this deal with Beth, though, before it expires.

[01:04:22]>> Yo, Dean.

[01:04:24]>> Mhm.

[01:04:25]>> Dean wants something glowing and spicy.

[01:04:28]I got just the right thing, bro.

[01:04:29]>> I don't know if you do.

[01:04:31]>> Oh, I got just the right thing, brother.

[01:04:33]Wait, no one's been mixing [ __ ] >> Yeah, we sent the dude up. All right, he's getting to work. Let's go, Jeffrey.

[01:04:39]>> All right, Dean. Let me get you a free sample, bro.

[01:04:41]>> All right, the supply stash is the one that I titled it supply stash.

[01:04:44]>> Come on, Dean. That's what I'm talking about. Dean, yo, you want to buy some [ __ ] >> He's cooking. He's cooking.

[01:04:50]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yo, Dean. Yo, Dean.

[01:04:52]Dean. Dean. Dean. You trying to work, bro? You need a job?

[01:04:58]>> All right. Can we uh make it the next day? I need to get to the supply store.

[01:05:02]>> I'm just finishing this deal.

[01:05:04]>> Josh, you're cooking with the organization, dude.

[01:05:06]>> Getting the tism out weaponized.

[01:05:08]>> We can basically use the other buildings for the beds for the employees to sleep in.

[01:05:12]>> I think it's going to be the same building. But either way, I'm going to I'm just going to build out his little schedule. I think I got a good plan for him. Yes. Get to work, Jeffrey.

[01:05:20]>> That's right, [ __ ] Wait, is that Jeffrey?

[01:05:22]>> That's Jeffrey, dude.

[01:05:23]>> Jeffrey with the mad bun.

[01:05:24]>> Oh, wait. You said you can order it straight to the house.

[01:05:26]>> Yeah, use the phone.

[01:05:28]>> All right, I'm going to go make some more customers. Molly, do our uh do does our dealer have a bunch of green crack?

[01:05:33]>> Uh, which one? The motel guy.

[01:05:35]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[01:05:36]>> Nah, he has nothing. I can go give him some [ __ ] though.

[01:05:39]>> I'm about to I'm about to Today my goal is to get another dealer. All right. I'm going to go to the motel and give him some [ __ ] All right.

[01:05:44]>> Give him all the green crack you have.

[01:05:45]Give him everything you got. Um, can you assign him more customers?

[01:05:48]>> I've got 10 on him already.

[01:05:50]>> Okay. Well, I'm accepting a deal for some green crack so we can get some stuff going.

[01:05:54]>> He can't have I don't think he can't have more than 10.

[01:05:57]>> I'm going to sell some old furniture and then I'm going to get a couple more shelves happening. [ __ ] man. There's police everywhere. What the [ __ ] >> I love how we didn't even introduce what we just finished doing for the audience to see. Bro, it's just been working. I'm going to go visit these potential customers. Okay. All right. I'm coming back with the I'm going to fully automate the Jeffrey is going to be so busy, dude.

[01:06:21]Got a new customer, boys. Good job, Molly. Good job.

[01:06:24]>> All right, so what are we going to be making? Green crack. We kind of need to figure out exactly what we're growing.

[01:06:29]>> All right, come on, Kim. Don't be a [ __ ] All right. You like it, Kim?

[01:06:36]Yeah. That's what I thought. That's what I thought. You didn't see nothing, Kim.

[01:06:39]Actually, you want to buy some [ __ ] Kim? Kim, you want to buy some? Come on, Kim. Don't be scared. Come buy some [ __ ] Come on, Kim. Come through, Kim. That's what I THOUGHT. KIM, LET'S GO, KIM. I STOLE KIM'S DONUT.

[01:06:53]>> WHY?

[01:06:53]>> Just a little treat after a deal, you know.

[01:06:57]A Charles wants to be a customer.

[01:07:01]>> When can I kill him?

[01:07:02]>> Ah, Charles got a hat. Oh, that's Sherman. What the Oh, Charles, where the over there?

[01:07:16]And I feel like my autism is on show right now.

[01:07:22]Okay. You'll see when you go in there, the shelves are labeled differently for each stage of the process. So, we have a packaged shelf. We have a raw product bud shelf. And the guy is like assigned to each one. Why the isn't he doing anything right now?

[01:07:39]You piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] Give me back that [ __ ] I just gave you for free. Charles, 85% success rate.

[01:07:47]Homie smokes it. Says I don't think so.

[01:07:50]H Molly, you can kill him now.

[01:07:51]>> All right, but I got three deals I'm about to go do. Just give me a second and I'll go pop this.

[01:07:56]>> He's He's laying on the ground. I already popped him.

[01:07:58]>> You kill him?

[01:07:59]>> No. With a bat.

[01:08:00]>> Oh, I'll I'll shoot him. I'll shoot him.

[01:08:02]Where is he? He's uh right outside uh right in front of the taco place across the street. His body's laying on the sidewalk, >> right?

[01:08:10]>> Passed out. How the hell did you get a How the hell did you get clothes? Why are you buying clothes? We got money to make.

[01:08:16]>> What do you mean?

[01:08:17]>> What are you dripped out for?

[01:08:18]>> What are you talking about?

[01:08:19]>> You got a cowboy hat and a jacket, homie.

[01:08:22]>> Well, I forgot to treat myself for the work I've been doing.

[01:08:24]>> I'm not out here sleepless nights looking for customers so you can go buy yourself a jacket. Yeah, I I got a hat, too. And a pair of speed dealer sunnies.

[01:08:32]Did you see those?

[01:08:33]>> Why ought to Eddie?

[01:08:36]>> Eddie, I got a I got some drug dealer sunglasses, brother. Look at them.

[01:08:39]>> Oh, I'm naked. I'm dealing in my undies.

[01:08:42]>> That's not my fault. You like the drip?

[01:08:44]Look at the fit, bro.

[01:08:45]>> Cuz the guy doing any work.

[01:08:46]>> What? Josh's got a Mike Tyson tattoo.

[01:08:48]Look at the fit, bro. Look at the fit.

[01:08:49]>> Look, you do look like the guy who would take the cop service weapon.

[01:08:53]>> Yeah, cuz I'm the B. Okay. You say yes, B.

[01:08:56]>> You go. You going to go steal this one?

[01:08:57]>> You say yes, B. Whenever you see me.

[01:08:59]Hey, you say yes. Boss, >> turn around. There's a gun right there.

[01:09:02]Go sell it.

[01:09:02]>> You forgot to say yes. Boss, >> you forgot to say. You took it.

[01:09:07]>> Yeah. I'm trying to get some money so I can get some new threads, brother. I'm just trying to buy a watch next. Do you know what I mean?

[01:09:12]>> Sexy Urkl. Do we got any of that? Wait, Josh. Who's not doing any work?

[01:09:15]>> The guy >> Jeffrey?

[01:09:17]>> Yeah, >> there is a pot ready for sewing, but I don't have any seeds for it.

[01:09:21]>> Oh, this mother here in the yellow shirt. Eddie.

[01:09:24]>> Yeah, that's Charles.

[01:09:25]>> Wait, wait, wait. Eddie, does he have a yellow shirt on with glasses?

[01:09:29]>> Yeah, that's Charles. He's a dick, bro.

[01:09:32]>> Come, come to the house for a second.

[01:09:33]You talking about this mother?

[01:09:35]>> I don't see him on my screen.

[01:09:37]>> Oh, I've got it working now. Okay.

[01:09:41]>> Oh, that doesn't sound good.

[01:09:42]>> Charles.

[01:09:43]>> All right, bro. Working now. Sorry.

[01:09:45]>> Been working out. Working out.

[01:09:47]>> Charles has been taken care of.

[01:09:48]>> I'm watching Molly shoot at air saying Charles has been taken care of. And Josh in the background clicking away at labeling shelves >> in my screen. I shot Charles in the face five times.

[01:09:59]>> And you guys have been moving [ __ ] God damn. All right, we only doing grandfather purple and green cush.

[01:10:04]>> Right. Green cracky, man.

[01:10:06]>> Whatever. Yeah.

[01:10:07]>> Did you change it on the phone so no one can order anything else?

[01:10:09]>> Hey, man. I just I just haven't managed the employers. All right. You guys sort out stock.

[01:10:13]>> Who the Molly's connections, man? All right. This guy Dean next door. I got to sell him some stuff.

[01:10:21]I just heard gunshots.

[01:10:24]I think I know who that is. Oh, >> now we're going. All right, Jeffrey. We got a full grow room going now. Don't worry. There was a bit of a delay there while I was working out how the thing worked, but we're about to have these shelves full. I'm telling you, >> dude. There's four police officers dead on this street.

[01:10:39]>> Okay, we'll try to do it away from the giant grow house.

[01:10:41]>> It's just down the road.

[01:10:42]>> Yo, Dean, you're a happy customer, bro.

[01:10:45]>> Let's go.

[01:10:47]Don't you dare. He's our key to the next dealer. Molly, don't do it. Molly, that seems racially motivated, dude. Why?

[01:10:56]>> Because he's black. That's crazy that you would say that. Eddie, >> you confirmed it. You just said it's because he's black. I didn't say that.

[01:11:03]>> How close are we to getting a friend?

[01:11:05]>> Let's see. I just got George up. Yep. I think uh we just need we need one more day. Two ultra slime. Do we still have all of those in the product? Yeah, we do. We just need some sour diesel and parac. But >> Albert's leveled us leveled us up. He's letting us buy larger amounts now. I've also bought two more beds so we can get new employees soon. Yeah, we need more dealers, eh?

[01:11:23]>> Yeah, I'm I'm working on it.

[01:11:24]>> Yeah, I can see why this game uh I could really get into this game now. If I didn't have other [ __ ] to do, I could easily play this for like 5 hours, I reckon. All right, we're broke, boys.

[01:11:32]But don't worry, it's all >> No, no, no, we're not.

[01:11:33]>> It's all going to turn into money.

[01:11:35]>> I got three grand in cash. I just haven't deposited.

[01:11:37]>> We got any green crack for sale or do we just have the granddaddy?

[01:11:40]>> Oh, we can't deposit any more money, boys.

[01:11:42]>> Why?

[01:11:43]>> We've hit our $10,000 a week limit.

[01:11:45]>> What? Through the ATM.

[01:11:47]>> What?

[01:11:47]>> Is it a limit? Yeah, that's probably why we need to buy businesses. Oh, for laundering.

[01:11:52]>> Yeah.

[01:11:53]>> Right. All right. We got a lot of green kush. He's putting it over here. On the left is where he puts the product that's grown. And on the right is where um I'll get someone to put packaged product. And then we have like a packaging machine out here as well, which has 16 baggies in it. I'm going to go inquire about another employee.

[01:12:10]>> I I I I'm working on or Yeah, you go do that. I'm working on the dealer. Do we have to Do we Do we have to package our own [ __ ] >> for now? I'm going to I'm trying to see if we can get someone to do that for us.

[01:12:19]>> I'm going to package all this [ __ ] then.

[01:12:20]>> Yeah, cuz he just he's just the He just grows. He's just a grower, >> not a shower, man. People in this town love drugs.

[01:12:27]>> All right, I have uh 16 green cracks.

[01:12:31]>> I only got to 6 p.m. Oh, can't be used.

[01:12:35]Let's I need more baggies, bro.

[01:12:36]>> I'm going to go grab some stuff from the uh from from the gas station. Charles, if it isn't Charles. Yo, Charles, you want a free sample, [ __ ] Huh? Are you trying to get shot again? 85% chance of success. Come on, Charles.

[01:12:50]>> I killed him. How >> Charles, I'll beat the out you. CHAR SAID THAT'S CRAP.

[01:12:54]>> WHERE is he? Where is this mother? I'm >> He's at the gas station. He's at the gas station.

[01:12:58]>> I am so sick of this guy. Eddie, you keep him there.

[01:13:01]>> Yo, Charles, you better turn around right now if you know what's good for you. Get him, Molly.

[01:13:09]In my screen, you just stood behind him.

[01:13:10]You didn't even take out your gun and he just jumped up with blood in his face.

[01:13:14]Fitty bags. Um, Molly, you're not going to believe what he had in his pocket.

[01:13:19]>> What?

[01:13:19]>> A jar of horse semen.

[01:13:21]>> No, he didn't.

[01:13:23]>> What the [ __ ] >> He had a jar of horse semen. Dude, >> what do you do with horse semen?

[01:13:29]>> You mix it with weed. What do you think, brother?

[01:13:31]>> That's disgusting.

[01:13:33]>> I'm purchasing motor oil.

[01:13:34]>> I'm just bagging up all this weed, dude.

[01:13:36]>> Oh my god. They sell horse semen at the um at the gas station. All right, dude.

[01:13:40]We're going to mix horse semen, motor oil, and battery acid. I'm adding horse semen to Granddaddy Kush. You ready FOR THIS?

[01:13:48]>> WHAT?

[01:13:49]>> OH, YOU SEE THIS? EW, BRO. HOW could someone be ready for that, dude? What is it? Let me see.

[01:13:55]>> It looked just like the one from like Jackass, like the Steo one. Remember when they did that [ __ ] Oh, it was all like yellow looking. Oh, I got purple death.

[01:14:06]>> The Why isn't that guy using the sprinklers? Use the sprinklers.

[01:14:09]>> He's not use He's fertilizing them. He's not even watering them. Relax. Yeah, cuz I just turned them all on.

[01:14:13]>> I'm adding motor oil.

[01:14:14]>> Let me hit that, Eddie.

[01:14:16]>> Yo, hang on.

[01:14:17]>> Let me hit the seam, bud, bro.

[01:14:18]>> No, no, no. We need our tester to do it, dude.

[01:14:20]>> Wait, give me that [ __ ] Where is it?

[01:14:22]>> Oh, yeah. I forgot we have a test.

[01:14:23]>> I've been micromanaging some dude out here.

[01:14:25]>> Yeah, dude. You're going to need this, bro. This is This Oh, slippery as well.

[01:14:30]You're going to turn slippery with motor oil.

[01:14:32]>> You're going to be slippery and longfaced is what it says.

[01:14:35]>> Slippery comes to dude. If he turns into a horse, that's going to look crazy, dude. Oh, I can add a fourth effect with some batteries.

[01:14:42]>> Oh my god, Josh, you're going to die.

[01:14:44]What the are you putting in that [ __ ] >> dude? Dude, dude, THIS IS GOING TO be crazy, man.

[01:14:50]>> Brideeyed.

[01:14:51]>> Oh my god. What was it? That color.

[01:14:52]>> Okay, Josh, you're going to be you're going to be sedating, brideeyed, slippery, and longfaced. All right, go.

[01:14:58]Hit that [ __ ] Josh.

[01:14:59]>> I'm putting it in the product thing, dude. It's in there.

[01:15:02]>> All right, Josh, hit this.

[01:15:03]>> Wa! The super express.

[01:15:06]>> Yeah, bro. All right, look. We've leveled up all this way, right? And now we're here. We've got employees and we just come up with some new product. All right, Josh. You got to test this.

[01:15:16]>> Super Express. Horsecom batteries and acid.

[01:15:19]>> Horse come.

[01:15:22]>> What's happening?

[01:15:23]>> Oh my god.

[01:15:24]>> Your head just got big.

[01:15:25]>> Oh, your neck got really long. Yeah, your eyes turned bright. Your neck got really long.

[01:15:31]>> I feel great. Do you feel like you naturally can see in the dark?

[01:15:35]>> He's slippery. He's slippery. Look at him.

[01:15:37]>> Yeah. Oh, and he's slippery.

[01:15:39]>> And you kind of look like a horse with no chin. What?

[01:15:42]>> Oh my god, dude. Look, look at the wall, Josh. Look, he lights up the wall. He lights up the You got flashlights coming out of your eyes.

[01:15:50]>> Yo, can you take a look at my Gucci?

[01:15:57]>> Wait, does that mean the cops can't catch you cuz you're slippery?

[01:16:00]>> Oh, maybe.

[01:16:01]>> All right, let's do it with the energy drink.

[01:16:05]All right, here I go. OH [ __ ] NOW.

[01:16:07]WHOA. WHOA. OKAY, he's gone. He's gone.

[01:16:11]He's He's crazy. He's gone.

[01:16:15]>> Well, I think that just stopped the effects.

[01:16:18]>> All right, look. We've um we've made it this far, boys.

[01:16:23]>> All right.

[01:16:24]>> Oh, I thought you just shot somebody, dude.

[01:16:30]>> Okay, this is going to be a good spot to call it. If you guys want to see more of this, then leave a like. You know what to do. We are obsessed with this game now officially.

[01:16:37]>> Look at the drugs. Lots of drugs. Lots and lots of yummy yum yum yum.

[01:16:40]>> Drugs going to need help. Okay. Jeffree, look at me.

[01:16:43]>> Josh need help. Jeffreey's right there.

[01:16:45]Jeffy's holding me. JEFFREY, LET ME OUT.

[01:16:48]JEFFREY.

[01:16:48]>> OKAY, I'm I'm That's it. Leave him here, Eddie. Come on. If this video does well, we'll do another part of the series.

[01:16:55]Goodbye. Bye-bye.