If Polar Bears Could Talk… Ouch.

Added: 2026-05-27

[00:00:00]I got handed this letter from a polar bear. And okay, I'm just going to read it. Dear humans, it's me, a polar bear.

[00:00:07][music] I've noticed you love your iced lattes, which is cool, except you're literally melting the actual ice I live on. I have a full fur coat and I still can't handle the heat you're creating. My commute to find food used to be a quick swim, now it's like an ultra marathon. So, here's the deal. We'll keep the vibes [music] chill if you keep the planet cooler. And honestly, they make some good points.

[00:00:33]Like, less vroom vroom in the car, more zoom zoom on that bike. Turn your lights off, that's a paws up from them. Reuse stuff like you actually mean it. The polar bears ended with this line that hit different. Save ice today, see bears tomorrow.

[00:00:52]I'm not crying, you're crying.

[00:00:55]But seriously, small changes add up and the bears are watching.