Looney Tunes | Yosemite Sam Mega Compilation | Warner Classics

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[00:00:18]Heat. Heat.

[00:00:24]Heat.

[00:00:42]Heat.

[00:01:00]One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three.

[00:01:16]One, two, three. One, two, three.

[00:01:20]One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two.

[00:01:30]What's this? A letter. Be bunny for me.

[00:01:35]Now, where'd that come from? Oh, well.

[00:01:40]Greetings, San P. The president of the United States. H, that's nice. hereby notified. Been selected training therein. Report local board. HE HOLY CATCH. I'VE BEEN DRAFTED.

[00:01:57]Pardon me, Mac, but uh where does a fella go to take his physical?

[00:02:01]>> Right up these stairs, buddy.

[00:02:10]>> So, they're inducting rabbits.

[00:02:25]next >> overwork.

[00:02:35]Now then, I want you to read as much of this chart as you can. A T W R K L N O C W O D R K G S O L T Y K L O N D C R P L D Acme Eye test chart printed by the United States Printing Office, Washington DC reg.

[00:02:59]Uh yeah, >> this is the army.

[00:03:09]>> Yeah, this is the army. Attent about fight.

[00:03:24]You come here.

[00:03:28]>> Private Bugs Bunny reporting, your majesty, sir.

[00:03:32]>> Oh, Private Bugs Bunny. Eh. Well, I'm Sergeant Porky Pig. Sergeant.

[00:03:42]And I am Colonel Putty Tat. General Tweety Pie was asking about you, Sergeant.

[00:03:50]Mhm.

[00:03:52]One of your men, I presume, Sergeant.

[00:03:55]About >> Oh, no.

[00:04:01]2 3 4 2 3 4 2 3 4 2 3 4 2 3 4 2 3 4 2 3 4 2 3 4 Why that bugler?

[00:04:44]That's dead. Now for a leisurely hot bed.

[00:04:54]Singing in the bedroom.

[00:04:59]Plentless is next to godliness. They always say gosh, I got to find me a sanctuary in a hurry. Those hunters will make hosen fifer out of me.

[00:05:43]too bad to disappoint those eager Nimrods.

[00:05:52]What's up, Doc?

[00:05:54]Trying to pull an escape. 777174.

[00:05:58]Huh?

[00:05:59]>> Oh, you're mistaken, Mac. You see, I'm not 777174.

[00:06:03]I'm only three and a half.

[00:06:05]>> THREE AND A HALF. OKAY, SO YOU'RE THREE AND A HALF.

[00:06:14]>> YEAH, my mother told me there'd be days like this.

[00:06:20]YOU'LL DO 50 YEARS OR MY NAME AIN'T SAM SCHULZ.

[00:06:25]>> HEY, prisoner escaping. QUICK, QUICK.

[00:06:28]>> WHERE? WHERE? WHICH WAY DID HE GO?

[00:06:30]>> THERE HE GOES. OVER THE NORTH WALL.

[00:06:33]>> HALT OR I FIRE.

[00:06:38]>> To Mr. Schultz. It's been nice knowing you.

[00:06:55]Now get in there.

[00:07:04]>> Gee, I don't get it, Doc. How come you let me outside?

[00:07:08]>> Outside? Why you're inside?

[00:07:12]>> Oh, no, I'm not. I'm outside. You're inside.

[00:07:16]>> I AM. WELL, THEN get in here.

[00:07:25]>> Boohoo. Now I'll never see my wife and kitties again. Boohoohoo.

[00:07:35]>> I'm going TO GIVE YOU SOLITARY CONFINEMENT FOR 99 years.

[00:07:40]>> Yeah. Hey, you wouldn't be so tough if you weren't wearing a uniform.

[00:07:44]>> Oh, I wouldn't. Huh?

[00:07:49]>> Right on. Let me guess. All right.

[00:07:54]>> Put up.

[00:08:05]Let me out of here. LET ME OUT OF HERE.

[00:08:09]GET ME YOUR MOUTHPIECE. I WANT TO HATE SCORPIUS. I'm getting you out of here.

[00:08:14]See, I haven't forgotten what you've done for marrying a kid. See?

[00:08:21]Follow the map inside and you can't go wrong.

[00:08:57]SHOES.

[00:08:59]Just what is the meaning of this?

[00:09:03]>> I won't stand for any MORE OF YOUR NONSENSE. I'LL GET OUT. OUT.

[00:09:10]>> I hate him.

[00:09:28]Local widow inherits $50 million. $50 million. Ooh.

[00:09:35]M THAT WIDOW OUGHT TO GET MARRIED.

[00:09:41]WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THAT MONEY, I'LL BUY THE OLD LADIES HOME AND kick the old LADIES OUT. I'LL HAVE THE ORPHAN'S HOME TORN DOWN, AND I'LL GET RID OF THE POLICE DEPARTMENT.

[00:09:54]That evil character's after that nice old lady's money. Looks like this boy scout's going to do his good deed for today.

[00:10:05]Oh, it's chilly in here.

[00:10:10]Coming. Coming.

[00:10:14]>> I WANT YOU, BABY. YOUR EYES, YOUR LIPS.

[00:10:17]COME WITH ME TO THE CASH BAR. WE'LL MAKE BEAUTIFUL MUSIC TOGETHER.

[00:10:30]>> COME TO HOPA, BABY. For sake, nothing like this has happened to me since the boys got back from Gettysburg.

[00:10:41]Oh goodness.

[00:10:44]Oh goodness. Someone's at the door.

[00:10:47]I'll be right back.

[00:10:51]>> Aha! I find you, my little pig. Fly with me to par my 20 years nothing and then it all piled up in one day.

[00:11:15]What is upon?

[00:11:18]>> YOU DARN DUDE. I'LL GIVE YOU A TASTE OF LEATHER.

[00:11:23]HA! You have insult the great lover. The marquee of Queensberry rules. Take this pistols at 10 paces.

[00:11:39]You're on guard.

[00:11:46]>> I'M READY. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 and 1/2 9 and 3/4 9 and 316 116 1216 10 >> Yep. He's right on time.

[00:12:07]>> What a night.

[00:12:13]>> Open up. OPEN UP THAT DOOR.

[00:12:15]>> COMING. coming >> now. I GOT EMMA.

[00:12:23]>> OH, you're cute.

[00:12:27]YAHOO!

[00:12:32]Oh my happens to Betsy. He's loot. Now here, you better sit down while I fix you a cup of black coffee. Now I'll be back with your coffee in a jiffy.

[00:13:06]Oh, that's right.

[00:13:10]>> One or two lumps. Make it two.

[00:13:13]>> Two. Okay. One. Two.

[00:13:18]Oh my.

[00:13:20]>> Here's your coffee. One. No. TWO LUMPS.

[00:13:25]>> THAT'S how many?

[00:13:28]>> He flipped his lid.

[00:13:31]>> GREAT HORNY TOAD. WAIT. EMMY, WAIT. I'M SORRY. OPEN UP, EMMY.

[00:13:38]>> Don't you come near me.

[00:13:41]I can see you through the keyhole.

[00:13:51]OH, COME ON, EMMY.

[00:13:58]EMMY, I'M SORRY. EMMY, GIVE ME THE LUMPS. I WANT THE LUMPS.

[00:14:02]>> WILL YOU take two? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:14:04]Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:14:07]>> I LIKE IT. I LIKE IT.

[00:14:11]YOU'RE CUTE. LET'S ELOPE.

[00:14:14]>> OKAY, you'll get TO THE WINDOW. I'LL GET A LADDER.

[00:14:18]>> I want to take a few things along.

[00:14:21]Catch.

[00:14:35]THAT DAME'S TAKEN EVERYTHING BUT THE KITCHEN SINK.

[00:14:41]DON'T FORGET THE MONEY, EMMY.

[00:15:07]Do you Sam take this woman woman to be your lawful wedded wife?

[00:15:16]>> NO. NO, I WON'T. I WON'T HEAR YOU.

[00:15:19]BARNACLE bitten swab.

[00:15:22]BLAST his scuppers. Now I got to get me a whole new crew. I'm a sailing with a tide or my name ain't Shanghai Sam. And it is.

[00:15:43]Hurry, hurry, hurry. Absolutely free. A trip around the world. Don't miss this great opportunity. Absolutely free.

[00:15:53]Hurry, hurry, hurry.

[00:15:55]>> A free trip around the world. Well, let's go. What are we waiting for?

[00:16:00]Anchors away.

[00:16:07]Aloha.

[00:16:10]Beti is not long for this world.

[00:16:17]Farewell to thee.

[00:16:22]Sorry, fool. Adios.

[00:16:31]Captain. Captain, just what's the meaning of this here? I demand that you get rid of this immediately.

[00:16:43]This is an outrage. I demand AN EXPLANATION.

[00:16:46]>> AH, shut up.

[00:16:49]Here, you're a swab on the deck.

[00:16:53]>> Oh, NO, I'M NOT.

[00:16:55]>> OH, YES YOU ARE.

[00:16:57]>> OH, NO, I'M NOT.

[00:16:59]>> OH, YES YOU ARE.

[00:17:04]>> YES, I am.

[00:17:14]Captain, captain.

[00:17:17]Captain, look. Vandals hit.

[00:17:21]>> Ooh, I'd like to LAY MY HANDS ON THE LILY LIVERED SWAB HAS WRITTEN that forgery.

[00:17:26]>> Captain.

[00:17:28]Ooh, the dirty BUILD RAT HAS BEFAL MY GOOD NAME.

[00:17:35]My compliments, captain, on keeping your ship so spit and span.

[00:17:40]>> Oh, BELLAY THERE, YOU LONG-EARED GALUTE.

[00:17:43]Get aloft and throw the tatter SOUL TOP GALLONS BEFORE A KEEL HAULS YOU.

[00:17:49]>> MAN, the pumps. We're sinking. We're sinking. Every man for himself. We're quick. To the lifeboats. To the lifeboats. We're foundering fast. Oh, no you don't. The captain goes down with his ship.

[00:18:01]>> I resign. You're captain.

[00:18:03]>> Oh no, you're captain.

[00:18:05]>> Oh no, you're captain.

[00:18:07]>> Oh no, you're captain.

[00:18:10]>> I'm captain. AND I SAY YOU'RE CAPTAIN.

[00:18:12]CAPTAIN.

[00:18:13]>> OKAY. OKAY, I'm captain.

[00:18:17]>> Hey, just a minute. You women and children voiced. You know, >> help. Help. Save a poor old lady from a horrible fate.

[00:18:27]>> Hey there, take it easy.

[00:18:28]>> Save me. Save a poor old lady. Ready?

[00:18:39]My baby. My baby. Save my baby. Here.

[00:18:43]Here. Catch my baby.

[00:18:47]Here she comes.

[00:18:54]Blast his scuppers. I'll slice his liver out for this.

[00:19:00]Hey, what are you doing with them digging tools?

[00:19:04]>> Who me? Oh, I'm going to get rich. I'm going to dig for buried treasure.

[00:19:08]>> Buried treasure? Give me that map.

[00:19:15]See now, 10 paces northeast from the mismast.

[00:19:19]One, two, three, four. 27 steps down to the hole.

[00:19:25]One, two, three, four, and five paces to the right. and dig at spot marked X. 1 2 3 4 5. There it is.

[00:19:53]Now, where's that swab HIDING AT? I'LL BLAST THE FUR clean off in his flea bitten hide.

[00:20:02]>> Hello.

[00:20:04]>> AHA, THERE YOU ARE, YOU bucktoothoth barnacle. Say your prayers.

[00:20:12]And a boy, Give them both barrels.

[00:20:40]You captain looking for someone?

[00:20:49]Heat. Heat.

[00:21:33]Oh, the places I've been and the things I've seen.

[00:21:38]Come on. Come on. Step on it. We've still got to make Rio de Janeiro, >> this is a life himself, Elmer Fut.

[00:21:50]Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

[00:21:53]Tonight, we add another name to the long list of those we have honored. Someone here in our audience is our guest of honor, and no one knows who it will be.

[00:22:04]He is a beloved character who has made his name in motion pictures. One who is thoughtful of others.

[00:22:11]>> That's me. It's going to be me.

[00:22:13]>> A sparkling personality, genuous, charitable, self-eacing.

[00:22:19]>> This would be embarrassing if it weren't true.

[00:22:23]>> And what is your name, sir?

[00:22:25]>> Daffy Duck's the name. As if it weren't inscribed in gold on that little old book. You master showmanu. You may precede me to the stage, sir.

[00:22:36]>> Aren't you, Bugs Bunny?

[00:22:38]>> Who? Me? Never mind him. We've only got a short time to do my interesting career. Let's get on with it. Read the name. Good and loud, mister.

[00:22:49]>> Bugs Bunny.

[00:22:53]>> We're honoring you tonight, Bugs.

[00:22:55]>> Oh, no. Not little old me.

[00:22:58]>> How do you like that? Now, wouldn't that GO YOUR SISTER? THIS IS SUPPOSED to be my life. So what do they do? They take an unknown. And of all things, a rabbit.

[00:23:08]Who's interested in a rabbit?

[00:23:12]>> Is this what you've been scratching around for, sister?

[00:23:15]>> Yes, it is.

[00:23:18]And now maybe you'll keep that yellow beak closed for a while. I'm trying to look at the show.

[00:23:25]>> Are you really surprised, B?

[00:23:28]>> I'm all excited. Oh my.

[00:23:32]>> Let us take a chapter from the life of this lovable personality.

[00:23:36]His devotion to others and self-sacrifice.

[00:23:40]>> How sickening can you get?

[00:23:43]>> Tell us about your life, Bugs.

[00:23:45]>> Oh, I'm I'm so unimportant.

[00:23:50]>> Easy, stomach. Don't turn over now. Easy does it.

[00:23:55]>> Start from the beginning. Well, in the beginning there was no life. The oint was forming.

[00:24:02]Boom. The oid shiv from earthquakes, mountains forming, oceans boiling.

[00:24:09]All's quiet. A little pool of water forms. In that pool, two tiny amoeba.

[00:24:16]The start of life.

[00:24:18]>> No, no, that's too far back.

[00:24:20]>> Oh. Oh. Oh, I see. Well, it was on the east side where me parents resided amidst humble surroundings. They was busy preparing the bassinet for the bundle of joy the stalk was bringing.

[00:24:38]What's up?

[00:24:44]>> Then I started to get me voice tooth.

[00:24:48]>> Never mind. We won't start from the beginning.

[00:24:51]>> THROW HIM OUT. THROW HIM OUT. SHUT UP.

[00:24:55]>> Let's begin where you and I met. Oh, you were the cute little Wasco. I remember I was out hunting.

[00:25:10]That's him. That's a coward chewing Wasu.

[00:25:16]He's getting warmer guy. Warmer.

[00:25:19]Warmer. No. No. Now, now you're getting colder.

[00:25:24]Not colder.

[00:25:26]That's it. Now you're getting warmer.

[00:25:28]Warmer? You're red hot, dog.

[00:25:38]What's up, Doc?

[00:25:44]Thought you were pretty smart, didn't you?

[00:25:47]And here's a voice from your past. DO YOU RECOGNIZE IT?

[00:25:52]>> I KNOWS THAT HONORY FLEA BITTEN CRITTER FROM WAY BACK.

[00:25:57]>> THAT'S UH >> THAT'S RIGHT. Y SAM, THE ROUGHEST, TOUGHEST OMBRE THAT EVER LOCKED HORNS WITH A RABBIT. YEAH. I'LL NEVER FORGET THE TIME I HAD THIS MOTH EATING CRITTER CORNERED ABOARD my ship.

[00:26:18]I'll kill you for this.

[00:26:23]>> Yoohoo, Mr. Pirate.

[00:26:29]Oh, uh, Red Beard.

[00:26:41]Hey, that was a funny one. And then it was a time you was down in the powder magazine and I threw a match down in it.

[00:26:48]And the time you found eels in your bed.

[00:26:53]And I'll never forget how both of you looked when I dumped that truckload of cement on you.

[00:26:59]>> Mr. Bunny, we your friends have a little gift we want to present you with.

[00:27:05]>> For me? Oh, thank you.

[00:27:10]>> Ah, you shouldn't have done it. I wonder what's in it.

[00:27:15]Whoops. Oh, I'm uh I'm not deserving.

[00:27:19]You take it.

[00:27:20]>> No, YOU TAKE IT.

[00:27:22]>> OH, NO. YOU TAKE IT. You take it.

[00:27:25]>> I couldn't think of it. You take it.

[00:27:27]>> YOU TAKE IT. YOU TAKE IT. YOU TAKE IT.

[00:27:31]You take it.

[00:27:33]I'll take it.

[00:27:38]After all, this should have been mine anyway. I really deserve it.

[00:27:48]You're you're you're despicable.

[00:27:53]>> Why do they build the shore so near the ocean?

[00:28:00]>> A few of my poor relations, they're always ready for a touch.

[00:28:37]You're money or your life.

[00:28:53]>> What's up, Dad?

[00:28:55]>> What's up? Why you want to refurbon critter? THIS ONE OF THEM THEIR TRAIN ROBBERY HOLDUPS.

[00:29:03]>> YEAH, WELL, you must be Jesse James.

[00:29:06]JESSE JAMES FOOY. WHY EVERYBODY KNOWS ME? I'M YUSEITE SAM. THE MEANEST, TOUGHEST, RIP, ROARINGEST, EDWARD EVER, HONEST, OMBRE, WHATEVER PACKED A SICK SHOOTER.

[00:29:22]>> THAT'S WHO I AM.

[00:29:24]>> YOU DON'T SAY. WELL, COME HERE, SHORTY.

[00:29:26]Come here. Don't say I told you, but uh there's a guy in the next card that says he's the meanest, toughest, etc., etc. And he's got a seven shooter to prove it. How's about that?

[00:29:37]>> THERE HE IS. WOW. BLAST THE VOMIT WIDE OPEN.

[00:29:49]Be you the MEAN OMBRE THAT'S A HANKERING FOR A HEAP OF TROUBLE, STRANGER.

[00:29:55]WILL BE a >> I be GIVING YOU ONE SECOND TO DRAW A GUN.

[00:30:15]>> How's that chunky?

[00:30:17]>> Say that's a right smart picture you got there, PARTNER. YOU KNOW I'M fair to Midland with a pencil myself. Look at here.

[00:30:35]>> QUIT LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER. IT BOTHERS ME.

[00:30:43]>> THERE. How's that?

[00:30:50]>> IT STINKS.

[00:30:52]>> WHY YOU FOOL?

[00:31:11]NOW THAT'S WHAT I call deluxe accommodations.

[00:31:48]All right, Sam. We know you're in dear.

[00:31:50]Open up. This is the sheriff.

[00:31:52]>> Oh, no you don't. I EITHER HAVE GIVEN UP WITHOUT A STRUGGLE. COME AND GET ME.

[00:31:59]>> You missed me, Sam. I'm not coming to get you through the window.

[00:32:07]>> That's mighty bad shooting, Sam. Look, I'm right behind you.

[00:32:13]No, Sam. Here I am. No. No. Here. Here.

[00:32:17]No. Here. Over here. Here. NO. HERE.

[00:32:19]HERE. NO. NO. HERE.

[00:32:25]>> The vomit got me.

[00:32:31]I'm a hidden for the last round up.

[00:32:43]Oh, bury me. Not find alone prairies when a wild co will how me.

[00:33:01]>> Why did you pour ink on my head?

[00:33:05]>> Well, so long.

[00:33:21]Sweet.

[00:33:25]Last stop. All out. Grand Central Station. Watch a step, SIR. WATCH A STEP. YES, SIR. YES, SIR. Thank you, sir. Thank you.

[00:33:37]>> So long, Screwy. See you in St. Louie, >> now you lobby pole cat. TRY AND GET OUT OF THIS ONE.

[00:33:52]I STAND ON THIS PLATFORM. I STAND FOR UNION. UNION SOUPS and union STATIONS FOR THE LITTLE PEOPLE.

[00:34:04]THERE'S ENOUGH FRESH AIR AND SUNSHINE IN THIS GREAT COUNTRY OF OURS FOR EVERYBODY. AND I'LL SEE TO IT THAT YOU'LL GET YOUR SHARE.

[00:34:15]AND I'LL KEEP MY PROMISE TO RID THIS COUNTRY OF EVERY LAST RABBIT.

[00:34:26]Last rabbit. Hey, this calls for strategy. I'll fight fire with fire.

[00:34:33]SO REMEMBER, VOTE FOR HONEST TIME. SAM'S THE MAN.

[00:34:46]Shut off that duty box. I can't hear myself for speeching now. WHERE WAS I? OH YES. TWO RABBITS IN EVERY POT. HURRY, HURRY, HURRY. Get on the Bugs Bunny bandwagon.

[00:35:04]From the rockbound coast of Maine to the smuggy shores of California.

[00:35:12]That is a long walk.

[00:35:15]I speak softly, but I carry a big stick.

[00:35:24]>> OH YEAH? WELL, I SPEAK LOUD AND I CARRY A BIGGER STICK AND I USE IT, TOO. AND BESIDES, I LOVE BABIES. SHOW ME BABIES.

[00:35:35]LOTS OF BABIES. WHERE'S THE BABIES?

[00:35:40]Line up THE BABIES. WHERE ARE THE DARLINGS?

[00:35:45]I'M JUST WILD ABOUT CHILDREN.

[00:35:51]He bit my widow nose. He bit my WIDOW NOSE. BAD MAN BE MY WIDOW NOW.

[00:35:56]>> But you got a cigar.

[00:36:01]>> Hurry, hurry. Get your free cigars.

[00:36:03]Every cigar is a vote for BUG'S BUNNY.

[00:36:06]>> GET OUT OF HERE, RABBIT. IF THERE'S ANY GIVING AWAY SEAGARS, YOU 70 SAM WILL GIVE THEM.

[00:36:13]>> OKAY, SAM. It's all yours.

[00:36:16]>> Step up, gents. Big heart of Sam is giving away SEAGARS BECAUSE HE LOVES THE PEOPLE. Here you are, mister J. Thanks.

[00:36:28]LET GOOD OLD SAM LIGHT IT FOR YOU.

[00:36:41]OH, A WISE GUY, HUH?

[00:36:47]This free feed ought to get me a lot of votes.

[00:37:14]Damn, you look down.

[00:37:46]I hate that rabbit.

[00:37:54]Nobody will vote FOR A FLATTENED OUT rabbit skin.

[00:37:58]I all say >> Oh, you?

[00:38:07]>> Yes, rabbit. I come to extend my HAND IN FRIENDSHIP. I LIKE YOU, RABBIT. YOU'RE A GOOD JOE.

[00:38:18]SOMEONE KNOCKING AT YOUR FRONT DOOR, RABBIT.

[00:38:20]>> Excuse me, Doc. I'll be right back.

[00:38:23]>> In little bitty pieces.

[00:38:27]>> That was someone for you, Sam. She said to mention St. LOUIS.

[00:38:31]>> ST. LOUIS. EMMA. YAHOO. EMMA, HERE'S YOUR SAMMY BOY.

[00:38:42]SAME OLD EMMA, FULL OF LAUGHS.

[00:38:47]OH, >> I can do anything you can do, only better.

[00:38:52]>> No, you can't.

[00:38:54]>> YES, I CAN.

[00:38:56]>> OKAY, THEN. CAN YOU PLAY A PANA?

[00:38:59]>> HAVE YOU GOT A PYIANA?

[00:39:00]>> SURE HAVE. WAIT RIGHT HERE, VARMINT, AND I'll get you one in a jiffy.

[00:39:14]There's your pyiana rabbit. NOW, LET'S SEE YOU PLAY IT.

[00:39:30]NO, THAT'S NOT IT. TRY IT AGAIN.

[00:39:41]BOOM. YOU STUPID RABBIT. LIKE THIS.