Building Roller Coasters but They Keep Getting WORSE | Boss Level Compilations

Añadido: 2026-05-31

[00:00:02]Ride it. Ride it. First person.

[00:00:05]>> Ride that like a >> right now.

[00:00:07]>> You better ride that like a pony.

[00:00:09]>> I want to see the forces on this.

[00:00:10]>> Yeah. Let's Let's check this out.

[00:00:12]>> Oh, this was a RUNAWAY TRAIN. I FORGOT.

[00:00:15]I DID.

[00:00:17]>> Come on. Come on.

[00:00:19]>> Thrill data. There we go.

[00:00:20]>> Okay.

[00:00:21]>> Oh my god.

[00:00:23]>> Look at the latch.

[00:00:25]>> E. All right. So, >> okay. No. No. No. No. No. Like let's have let's have you two explain break down.

[00:00:31]>> So first off, starting at the top down.

[00:00:34]>> This is the fastest wild mine of all time.

[00:00:37]>> Never ever has there been a wild mouse that rips it >> at 90 mph. This is a >> Scuzad.

[00:00:48]It's got an average speed about the same as right here. That was >> Here's the problem. Here's the problem.

[00:00:54]Here's the problem. The positive vertical G's, which are what push you into your seat, would turn you into pudding.

[00:01:00]>> Yes, probably.

[00:01:03]>> Human beings can like at most keep themselves awake up to like 9.

[00:01:10]>> You have selected 24.

[00:01:15]>> The highest force that I can think of on a roller coaster is >> No, the highest is about six.

[00:01:24]The highest published G-force on a roller coaster is six.

[00:01:27]You are over four times that amount.

[00:01:29]>> Now, the lateral G's are when you float out of your seat, like float straight up into your restraint.

[00:01:34]>> You're probably survive the air time you've made. But you're breaking limbs.

[00:01:40]You're breaking bones.

[00:01:42]>> Especially >> now the No, no, NO, NO, NO, NO. NOW THE LATERAL G'S I want are what push you into the side of the cart. You are going into a different country.

[00:01:51]You are exiting the card.

[00:01:52]>> You are exiting the card whether you [ __ ] like it or not.

[00:02:01]>> You can hold on.

[00:02:03]You can pray. You can >> You can pick the god of your choosing.

[00:02:12]You're leaving the cart to stay.

[00:02:16]>> Oh god. Uh there's nine drops. The the MAX DROP HEIGHT OF TWO 242 CAN QUALIFIES this as a hyper coaster.

[00:02:24]>> Okay, >> this is a hyper mine.

[00:02:25]>> Oh, sorry. Total drop 400. This is a strat.

[00:02:31]>> Counting all of them together.

[00:02:32]>> So, yeah, you don't survive this. You get turned into one of the goo creatures from the first Jimmy Neutron movie.

[00:02:38]>> Yeah, you got to sometimes you got to ride a [ __ ] >> Would you like to ride meeting God?

[00:02:43]>> All right.

[00:02:44]>> No, first person.

[00:02:45]>> Okay, >> we're watching video of it.

[00:02:47]>> Holy [ __ ] There we go.

[00:02:50]>> There we go. Uh, head luck.

[00:02:51]>> Coaster force eats your [ __ ] heart out.

[00:02:55]>> So, this is my worst nightmare. This is my least favorite part of a roller coaster is the vertical lift.

[00:02:59]>> Don't worry, it doesn't actually go down.

[00:03:00]>> Don't worry, you're not going to remember it.

[00:03:02]>> Oh, wait a minute. I'm sorry. We got to start the coaster again.

[00:03:05]>> I got to do something.

[00:03:07]>> What?

[00:03:07]>> Forgot.

[00:03:10]>> Manage.

[00:03:13]>> What have you done?

[00:03:17]Chainless speed. Uhoh.

[00:03:19]>> Launch speed.

[00:03:21]>> Oh, >> where are we launching?

[00:03:22]>> Out of the station.

[00:03:24]>> There we go.

[00:03:24]>> Out of orbit.

[00:03:26]>> There we go.

[00:03:26]>> Why are we launching?

[00:03:28]>> It's fine.

[00:03:29]>> You don't need necks.

[00:03:33]>> Dear God, >> people are getting on this thing.

[00:03:41]>> I think my goal for the series is going to be um >> to make Lou and Terra have a conion.

[00:03:47]>> Yes. Um, >> it's working.

[00:03:51]>> It's It's absolutely working.

[00:03:53]>> I like that sky box, guys.

[00:03:54]>> Yeah.

[00:03:55]>> Okay.

[00:03:56]>> Yeah.

[00:03:57]>> Yeah. There we go.

[00:03:59]>> Oh, cool. What the [ __ ] >> Yeah. This is the only It's the >> This is fine. This is See, this is nice and chill.

[00:04:05]>> No, it isn't.

[00:04:06]>> Uh, okay. We're picking up. We're picking up.

[00:04:10]>> Damn.

[00:04:11]>> What the [ __ ] >> Holy [ __ ] your spaghetti.

[00:04:19]>> There was a fan in there.

[00:04:21]>> Oh my god, >> it's so much worse when you're actually writing.

[00:04:24]>> Oh, is it?

[00:04:29]>> Is it, Nate? All those people died.

[00:04:31]>> All those people, >> what? Give us the thing.

[00:04:35]>> DAMN IT. IT'S >> WO.

[00:04:37]>> OKAY, it's >> that's an airtime machine. So my my biggest concern right now other than the 10 lateral G's that will break >> Don't worry about the 10 lats >> that will >> No, see cuz it's it's it's >> that will make like limp biscuit and break your [ __ ] neck tonight.

[00:04:52]>> 20 seconds of air time.

[00:04:54]>> But no, the lateral G's are canceled out by the vertical G. Seeing 10 to 10, >> they're canceled out. He says >> they're canceled out. He says >> no. What would happen would be uh you would take you would take those verticals the 10 positive verticals and get turned into a two-dimensional creature and then you take the 10 negative verticals and just through the restraints because you're now two-dimensional >> and then the two the the laterals um >> just for flavor for the empty cart tab something to think about flat Stanley the ride >> uh again the drop over 255 ft qualifies this as a hyper coaster. is a hyper.

[00:05:32]>> Are we uh ticket price? Um are we going to make it >> I know what I'm doing.

[00:05:36]>> Okay, good.

[00:05:38]>> We got to make money here.

[00:05:39]>> Yeah, funeral charges. Gotcha.

[00:05:42]>> And funerals cost too much bread.

[00:05:44]>> Who's ready to ride Air Force One?

[00:05:48]>> Air.

[00:05:48]>> I don't think I'm ready, but I don't have a choice.

[00:05:51]>> For the sake of us getting the full scope, um can you make the um camera the >> Can you change?

[00:05:57]>> Just so you know what you're referencing, Kyle. Um, >> uh, the watch camera. That's good.

[00:06:01]>> Please put up a picture of the original Air Force One on the screen right now.

[00:06:05]>> All right. As long as you send one to me.

[00:06:07]>> Oh, >> Jesus Christ.

[00:06:11]>> It's the no banking for me.

[00:06:17]>> Oh, Jesus. H [ __ ] Christ, bro. What the [ __ ] hell? Ow. Okay. Okay.

[00:06:27]>> Oh, it can't make it up. It can't make it up.

[00:06:30]>> It can.

[00:06:31]>> Oh, damn it.

[00:06:31]>> It will.

[00:06:32]>> Damn it. I wanted it to stall.

[00:06:33]>> Nothing ever stops at Thrillville.

[00:06:35]>> I was going I was going for like a stalling like an airplane.

[00:06:37]>> DAMN.

[00:06:40]>> OH, >> THAT YOU HIT YOU HIT YOUR head on the dune buggy.

[00:06:46]>> Oh, we're fine. As long as you aim it and don't, you know, like cross over the track, you're good.

[00:06:51]>> Your head gets taken off in the dune buggy.

[00:06:53]>> It's fine.

[00:06:55]Nobody needs a head.

[00:06:57]>> Uh, >> flumes up my head. Yeah, flumes up my ass didn't fit so I put flumes up my ass.

[00:07:02]>> Um, >> wait, what?

[00:07:04]>> It's called flumes up my ass.

[00:07:06]>> This all started cuz I made one sideways comment about my water bottle.

[00:07:10]>> Wait, wait. I thought you just said flumes up my ass didn't fit.

[00:07:14]>> No, I shoved up my ass. Didn't fit.

[00:07:17]>> Okay.

[00:07:18]>> WAIT, WHAT?

[00:07:19]>> PUT BACK IN THE [ __ ] BOAT.

[00:07:21]>> Thank you.

[00:07:21]>> Put the Wait, wait, wait. What is it called?

[00:07:24]>> Flims up my ass.

[00:07:26]If you don't if if you don't stop trying to duck your responsibilities right now.

[00:07:31]>> But to to this >> Yeah.

[00:07:33]>> Please put it back on the head camera.

[00:07:35]The p camera.

[00:07:36]>> Apologies. Apologies.

[00:07:39]>> Please.

[00:07:40]>> Okay. You're making me nauseous.

[00:07:45]>> The balloon >> orbit.

[00:07:50]>> into a turn.

[00:07:53]Ow. Oh.

[00:07:56]>> Oh. Oh.

[00:07:58]>> It's a quick lock phone. Damn.

[00:08:00]>> That initial drop sent you through the whole thing.

[00:08:04]>> Now check the numbers.

[00:08:05]>> Yeah.

[00:08:06]>> There wasn't a dam.

[00:08:07]>> No, no, no. Go ahead. Check.

[00:08:08]>> Not a single [ __ ] hill slowed you down a inch.

[00:08:13]>> Go ahead. Nate, please.

[00:08:15]>> THANK YOU.

[00:08:16]>> 90 MILES AN HOUR.

[00:08:19]>> HOLY [ __ ] >> That's Hey, Nate. That's how you kill people.

[00:08:23]>> Not a soul. What's the surviving way?

[00:08:27]>> This is almost a hyper flame.

[00:08:30]>> All right. All right. Up here.

[00:08:31]>> Does that exist?

[00:08:32]>> Nice. Nice job.

[00:08:32]>> No.

[00:08:33]>> No.

[00:08:33]>> Hyper flumes don't exist.

[00:08:34]>> Now it does. There's a first time for everything.

[00:08:36]>> It's not a hyper flume. It's just almost a hyper flume.

[00:08:39]>> Gotcha.

[00:08:40]>> You got to do better next time.

[00:08:41]>> Yeah. I was going to say let's make it a hyper.

[00:08:43]>> Stop it.

[00:08:44]>> All right.

[00:08:44]>> Get some.

[00:08:45]>> Bob flumes don't need to be 200 ft tall.

[00:08:47]Do you want to know why? They don't have seat belts.

[00:08:51]>> [ __ ] We're moving.

[00:08:52]>> No.

[00:08:53]No, >> I know. I know.

[00:08:56]>> How do I wrap this up?

[00:08:58]>> Track finish. But you might be too broke for that.

[00:09:00]>> No, I don't want to track finish.

[00:09:02]>> Oh. Oh, I I see the vision.

[00:09:05]>> Kyle's like, I see. Got to kill the [ __ ] >> We want to ride it. We want to rename it first.

[00:09:10]>> I want to ride it first.

[00:09:11]>> Okay.

[00:09:13]>> But yeah, the dumb button is >> That's a fish.

[00:09:16]>> Radio runs on latency. game. You press that button, it gets rid of the latency, and then it takes 30 seconds for it to get back to that grace period.

[00:09:26]>> It's basically like an ability in a hero shooter. You need time to cool down your ability before you can use it again.

[00:09:32]>> Yeah.

[00:09:33]>> Oh, >> Jesus Christ.

[00:09:35]>> You know, this actually looks better than most of the rides we've seen so far.

[00:09:40]>> I mean, we didn't set the bar particularly high.

[00:09:43]>> I'm just riding the with the head camera. We're just riding this coaster with our face.

[00:09:48]>> The super the super flume I feel like might not have been a great uh >> Jesus.

[00:09:55]>> Are you kidding me?

[00:09:56]>> Jesus Christ.

[00:09:58]>> So, we've got B&M track but with like aerodynamics profiling going on here.

[00:10:06]>> Oh, you know what? Not too bad.

[00:10:11]>> Yeah, >> I think you did a good job. Tara, >> was pretty good. [ __ ] >> CHECK IT OUT.

[00:10:18]>> OH, A SURVIVABLE RIDE.

[00:10:22]>> YEAH, you could actually very much survive through this. Though, the fact that there's that much air time on a B&M invert is concerning.

[00:10:30]>> Make inverts.

[00:10:31]>> I'm feeling insanely judged.

[00:10:33]>> I work on a B&M invert.

[00:10:38]He told me >> I'm feeling insanely judged for the way that I construct my >> Wait, get the money.

[00:10:44]>> Chasm me [ __ ] >> That does not say [ __ ] That says puzzy.

[00:10:51]>> Wooy woozy.

[00:10:53]>> Um, okay. No, I mean you would have got >> I got a max 300.

[00:10:56]>> Oh, gotcha.

[00:10:57]>> For uh Iron Dragons >> 2.65 max.

[00:11:01]>> Oh, [ __ ] me. Um, okay. to recall your first one was 24.

[00:11:06]>> Yeah, they don't have breaks in this game, unfortunately.

[00:11:10]>> [ __ ] them.

[00:11:12]>> Painting Kasmomi [ __ ] >> Yeah, you might want to change the name.

[00:11:17]>> 10 points.

[00:11:18]>> Can you put Iron Dragon in quotes, please?

[00:11:22]>> Iron Dragon.

[00:11:22]>> I was going to put >> I was going to put Iron Dragon puzzy. I got it.

[00:11:26]>> To keep the same to keep the same feel of the original name. Iron Bad Dragon.

[00:11:32]I'm down >> there. There you go.

[00:11:34]>> It might not fit >> once again for the >> No, now it'll fit. I'll make it fit.

[00:11:38]Damn. Much like a bad dragon, >> Dad.

[00:11:43]>> Okay.

[00:11:44]>> Okay. So, the max vertical G's the max vertical G's are about double of what the original ride was. That's not what worries me. That's fine.

[00:11:52]>> It's the negative ones.

[00:11:54]>> The lads are fine. The lats are probably equal to like >> No, those are not fine. Those are not fine. Nothing is fine about that.

[00:12:00]>> The lads are fine. No, it's not fine.

[00:12:02]Hard this >> compared to the rest of the park. It's fine.

[00:12:04]>> Back that's not saying much. Back to what I was saying. The negative 3.43 uh vertical G's mean that >> uh you would be floating out of your seat so hard you would probably bruise if not breaks up there.

[00:12:20]>> It's got OTS restraints.

[00:12:22]>> Yeah. So collar bones.

[00:12:23]>> You're slamming collar bones.

[00:12:25]>> Original soundtrack.

[00:12:27]>> That's OST. OTS >> collar bones are now just a suggestion.

[00:12:32]>> Original track sounds >> are liquidized.

[00:12:34]>> I can't wait to see what liquidized collar bones look like on a stick figure.

[00:12:39]>> X drop of 92 ft. Uh, that's actually not too far off from what the original was.

[00:12:44]70 something.

[00:12:45]>> You know what? Considering the tools you had to work with, not bad. Not bad. I was I was going to say I really I really tried. I did my best.

[00:12:53]>> It's a little taller and a little faster, but it's all around. answer.

[00:12:56]>> I'm going to ride this [ __ ] >> I'm going to I'm going to head cannon that um play. Um I'm going to head cannon. We have It's like the Superman restraints um at at Great Adventure.

[00:13:10]>> Okay, that would hurt your collar bones, too.

[00:13:12]>> No. Okay, not that one. I'm going to say they're pay.

[00:13:15]>> Here we go.

[00:13:15]>> We got We have We have luxury.

[00:13:17]>> All right. I forgot you put an elevator on this.

[00:13:19]>> Yeah, that's for essentially no reason.

[00:13:21]>> That's That's the thing. We I I have no control of that.

[00:13:24]>> I have no control of that. That's a thing.

[00:13:26]>> There's the lift hill.

[00:13:27]>> Sure.

[00:13:28]>> That's where the actual ride starts.

[00:13:29]>> I thought it was going to go back.

[00:13:31]>> Actually, actually, wait. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. I I got to >> What do we got?

[00:13:35]>> Might be able to >> No, it's fine. This is >> save our park. Guess >> why would you want to do that?

[00:13:44]>> Uh, no launch, please.

[00:13:46]>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm not I'm not launching.

[00:13:47]I'm putting it I'm putting it low. Um I'm I'm noticing it was a little it was a little slower, so I'm going to do that. Okay.

[00:13:52]>> So, you made it slower. ju just >> it's an arrow.

[00:13:56]>> Yeah, ju just on the on like you know the important parts like the the lift hill and the getting out of the station because it does go immediately down. Um I was really trying to get the vibe of the ride. I think those lads are because of when I was trying to turn because I didn't have any park left. Um >> yeah, that might be on the butterfly.

[00:14:14]>> If they make a throw, >> it really looks like it's not going to make it.

[00:14:17]>> If they make a throw three, >> they make a throw three. I'm playing that [ __ ] and we're I'm doing this exact thing for redemption. Yeah, some lats up in there. Yeah, >> we could try to make this in plan.

[00:14:26]>> Damn.

[00:14:28]>> Yeah. Okay, Banks turns. Look at this progress.

[00:14:32]>> Oh, >> god damn.

[00:14:34]>> What the [ __ ] >> It goes so much faster than I thought it would.

[00:14:39]>> Okay. Oh, there's them ls right.

[00:14:44]>> I didn't bank that turn. I see.

[00:14:47]>> I see. I see my pre-rop.

[00:14:50]>> Full drop.

[00:14:51]>> Oh. Oh, okay. Okay.

[00:14:54]>> No, this looks fun. Oh, >> yeah. It's It's just It's so much worse because of the fact that Oh, >> the frictionless turns are a little They're not helping my case.

[00:15:06]>> Oh, >> damn. That guy's dead.

[00:15:10]You just That guy's dead. I know. The pretzel loop was a little sick. Okay.

[00:15:14]Oh, there's where the brakes are.

[00:15:16]Thanks, Throwville. Okay. Made me look bad. Stupid Throwville. You made me look bad.

[00:15:21]>> You know what? All things considered, >> that was strong. That was really strong.

[00:15:24]>> Draw job well done and a strong start to this.

[00:15:26]>> Okay. Nitro, but bad.

[00:15:31]>> You know, you really know how to reel them in.

[00:15:33]>> Take a price to 15.

[00:15:34]>> All right. Let's have a look.

[00:15:35]>> This is normal.

[00:15:36]>> Yeah, this is this is normal. We're fine.

[00:15:38]>> Okay, SO WE >> I CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH THIS.

[00:15:40]>> I I WAS I am noticing a problem though.

[00:15:44]Flats that might snap your [ __ ] neck.

[00:15:47]>> What? But the vert >> usual roller coaster is like two or three.

[00:15:53]>> Five and a half almost six. That's like next snappy if you hit it.

[00:15:57]>> Seven positives though. That's kind of like corkcrew.

[00:16:00]>> That's fine. Everything about this is fine except for the lats.

[00:16:03]>> Eh, you don't need them.

[00:16:04]>> The lads are like >> you're going to need like Dwayne the Rock Johnson neck to be okay on this coaster. But like >> the lads are just it's just this. Just a stick figure.

[00:16:14]>> Dwayne Dwayne the Rock Johnson actually cost Thrillville $85 million for showing up late.

[00:16:20]>> Let's ride Nitro bad.

[00:16:22]>> His condition was he couldn't lose.

[00:16:26]>> It's already pretty fast.

[00:16:28]>> Yeah, it's just it's the lift hill. It's all right. Yeah.

[00:16:32]>> Yeah.

[00:16:32]>> It's a normal coaster. The other ride up made the coasters. That's why that's why it's mostly normal, >> I guess. Yeah, I guess.

[00:16:39]>> Yeah, we're fine. Yeah. Doesn't look >> The transitions are tough.

[00:16:44]>> Never mind.

[00:16:44]>> The transitions are tough.

[00:16:45]>> Is that where your neck would snap?

[00:16:47]>> Might have been. Might have been.

[00:16:49]>> Maybe it's Maybe it's that.

[00:16:52]>> Maybe it's that you're allergic to banking turns.

[00:16:55]>> I didn't know how.

[00:16:56]>> That seems to be a common theme.

[00:16:57]>> Nope. It's right there.

[00:17:00]>> We're good.

[00:17:01]>> I found the lads.

[00:17:03]>> Yeah, that was that was just fine.

[00:17:04]>> All right. If you would please follow me to the medical center, uh we can get you fixed right up. Everyone's head is just at a 90°.

[00:17:10]>> It's like most of the ride like yay mommy we like I want to go on the coaster and then you get to that last turn it's like yay it can you >> Lou >> how serendipitous would it be if it was if it was >> Are you calling it shaken baby syndrome?

[00:17:24]>> I was so shaking a baby coaster.

[00:17:26]>> Oh I see.

[00:17:26]>> Oh >> I see >> that was in our Tik Tok comments.

[00:17:30]>> Yes.

[00:17:30]>> Yeah. You know where that checks out.

[00:17:32]Hey after this I want to go to shake baby shack.

[00:17:35]>> Shake it baby shackies please.

[00:17:38]Oh, good. We We unlocked We unlocked anyone else.

[00:17:42]I wasn't sure we were laughing at the fact that I unlocked the undilator or would you like to ride shaken baby coaster?

[00:17:49]>> Both. Both a little bit.

[00:17:52]>> It's a very rare moment when two funny things happen at the same time. Both.

[00:17:55]>> I would love to ride shaking baby coaster.

[00:17:58]>> I hate I hate these snail eyes.

[00:18:00]>> Should I do Should I do Oh, that's a hello camera. I'm I'm I changed seats.

[00:18:03]There we go.

[00:18:03]>> Gotcha.

[00:18:04]>> So, we're on the back of the snail.

[00:18:06]WE'RE WE'RE HANGING ON TO THE BACK OF THE SNAIL. JESUS.

[00:18:10]>> Hang on. There we go.

[00:18:12]>> Yeah. There we go. Now we're on the front of it.

[00:18:15]>> Holy dick.

[00:18:17]>> WHAT THE [ __ ] >> JESUS.

[00:18:22]>> I am in the track, bro.

[00:18:23]>> We are in the track.

[00:18:25]>> Oh, I think we're waiting for the crane.

[00:18:31]>> You're dead. You're dead. A short stop that fast. How do you continue? How do you continue from here?

[00:18:37]>> Slowly. Slowly.

[00:18:38]>> Oh, of course.

[00:18:39]>> Yeah, we're fine. See? Simple.

[00:18:41]>> Moving at a [ __ ] snail's pace.

[00:18:43]>> There you go.

[00:18:45]>> Yeah. There you go.

[00:18:46]>> There we go.

[00:18:47]>> Fire hoop. See, we're fine.

[00:18:49]>> Fire hoop.

[00:18:50]>> Fire hoop.

[00:18:50]>> You're not making it.

[00:18:51]>> We're fine.

[00:18:52]>> This would not physically work >> if there's a lift hill.

[00:18:55]>> That's what lift hills are for. Come on.

[00:18:56]>> That was not a liftill.

[00:18:58]>> Nothing is a lift hill.

[00:18:59]>> Oh, good. We're stopping again. A nice little intermission.

[00:19:03]>> Yeah. between death one and death two, >> right?

[00:19:07]>> Holy crap.

[00:19:08]>> See, this is fine.

[00:19:10]>> Nothing about this is fine.

[00:19:12]>> What's your definition of the word fine?

[00:19:14]>> This This is fine.

[00:19:15]>> This is not fine.

[00:19:17]>> This It could have been worse. No, it couldn't have.

[00:19:20]>> Yeah, it could have. We could have gone much faster around all that. Negative.

[00:19:23]This is fine.

[00:19:24]>> No, >> I should not have had lasagna before this.

[00:19:28]>> Let's check those stats.

[00:19:29]>> All right, buddy.

[00:19:32]>> How Okay. Shake a baby.

[00:19:35]>> Shake a baby closer. The baby bomb, if you will.

[00:19:38]>> I won't.

[00:19:40]>> I'd like to relax after a nice long day with a baby.

[00:19:46]>> Dissolves in the tub.

[00:19:51]>> Did you Did you hear about the Smith's kid? Yeah. He just tried to get tried to give him his first bath. He dissolved right in the tub.

[00:19:57]>> Oh [ __ ] IT'S THAT ONE ISAAC AZIMOFF STORY.

[00:19:59]>> Got his baby from Lush. That was crazy.

[00:20:02]>> It's that one Isaac Azimoff story where like people out of sugar.

[00:20:07]>> Okay, so let's discuss.

[00:20:09]>> Oh my god.

[00:20:10]>> What's the negative vertical? What do you mean what's bad?

[00:20:14]>> Shut the [ __ ] up. Shut your [ __ ] [ __ ] mouth. YOU MEAN WHAT'S BAD? YOU know what's bad? All of this is bad.

[00:20:23]>> Rain rain. The story was called Rain Rain. Go away.

[00:20:25]>> Thank goodness.

[00:20:26]>> The lats are fine.

[00:20:27]>> The lats are fine. The negative vertical G's are enough to like slam your [ __ ] into the tea bar. Enough to give you [ __ ] bottom surgery.

[00:20:37]>> YOU GOT SOME >> WHY IS THAT WHAT I HAVE TO DRAW?

[00:20:40]>> YOU GOT some big [ __ ] You have insanely large nuts coming in here talking about what's wrong. WHAT'S WRONG positive G's?

[00:20:53]>> You are.

[00:20:54]>> THAT'S MORE THAN THE EUTHANASIA COASTER.

[00:21:01]YOU [ __ ] PSYCHOPATH.

[00:21:05]>> We don't know if it's SUSTAINED THOUGH.

[00:21:09]>> A human might be able to live past out.

[00:21:11]>> I doubt it.

[00:21:12]>> Oh [ __ ] >> There you can count on one hand the list of people THAT HAVE SURVIVED GEZ past that.

[00:21:19]>> Oh [ __ ] >> You must have lost your damn mind. You must have bumped your You can't >> stop. You got to stop. You have to stop.

[00:21:33]>> Oh [ __ ] >> Oh [ __ ] Is right.

[00:21:40]>> I honestly honestly thought it would I honestly thought it wouldn't be as bad because of how much speed gets lost on the ON THE SCRAP PART.

[00:21:50]>> OH. OH. OH. You're not counting something then. Uh, >> you're not counting. Uh, >> stopping.

[00:21:56]>> Yeah.

[00:21:58]>> You went from You went from what is it?

[00:22:00]A top speed of 90 m AN HOUR >> TO A DEAD STOP in less than a second.

[00:22:10]>> That would kill.

[00:22:11]>> That's what like when you run a car like in a crash test into a wall.

[00:22:16]>> OH YEAH. NOW we're concerned.

[00:22:20]starting from 90 miles an hour.

[00:22:22]>> After after that after that first drop after that first drop, it just >> I'm going to [ __ ] vomit, bro.

[00:22:30]>> After that first drop, it just starts it swings around an empty carton because someone someone has like folded like they got sucked out of a spaceship, a hole in a spaceship. They just >> Yeah, man.

[00:22:47]>> You got the game completely messed up.

[00:22:51]>> Oh, yeah. Shaking baby. There you go.

[00:22:53]>> It truly does.

[00:22:54]>> The baby The baby is shaking.

[00:22:58]>> Got to give it up. The baby's shaking.

[00:23:00]Exactly what it says.

[00:23:01]>> THE BABY'S SHAKING. YOU GOT TO GIVE IT UP. THE BABY'S SHAKING.

[00:23:05]>> ARE coasters maybe death traps? There we go.

[00:23:08]>> But But what?

[00:23:12]But they get they get [ __ ] done.

[00:23:14]>> This one comes from the appropriately named [ __ ] and ball torture.

[00:23:19]>> Oh, >> shout out to you on Tik Tok.

[00:23:22]>> Shout out [ __ ] baller >> on Tik Tok.

[00:23:25]>> There's a there's a just named [ __ ] and ball torture.

[00:23:31]>> SHOUT OUT THE HOMIE [ __ ] AND BALL TORTURE.

[00:23:35]>> [ __ ] and ball torture to deserve a shout out to >> dog destroyer. Oh, it's got peppermint wheels. How quaint.

[00:23:43]>> We really We really do try to look at >> destroy.

[00:23:45]>> We really do try to look at and answer all the comments. So, thank you for >> Yeah.

[00:23:48]>> Thank you for letting us know >> to ride destroy.

[00:23:53]>> THIS IS WHY WE READ COMMENTS.

[00:23:54]>> I'd love to ride Mickey's Dick Smasher.

[00:23:58]>> Legally distinct.

[00:23:59]>> Legally distinct Mickey.

[00:24:00]>> Holy crap.

[00:24:03]>> What the hell is this? So, do you guys think that's like a tire lift or >> It's It's something >> or a cable? I think it's a tire lift.

[00:24:12]>> A cable can't do that. A chain can't do that. Magnets can't do that.

[00:24:16]>> Tire lift.

[00:24:18]>> It's all that's left.

[00:24:19]>> Yeah.

[00:24:21]>> I'm going down.

[00:24:23]>> I'm yelling, Tim.

[00:24:25]>> Oh my god. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH. OW.

[00:24:29]OW.

[00:24:32]>> I feel like >> that's a lovely sky box. I feel like that could have been worse.

[00:24:37]>> No, we couldn't have.

[00:24:39]>> Not really.

[00:24:40]>> Oh, Nate. Nate, we haven't started yet.

[00:24:42]>> Oh, you mean the part where your head comes off right there?

[00:24:44]>> Damn.

[00:24:45]>> That looks f Oh, Christ.

[00:24:48]>> All right. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED.

[00:24:50]>> OH MY GOD.

[00:24:53]>> There's your wo pieces.

[00:24:56]>> Look at Look at all those How many G's do you get on those? Oh my god. Did you bank a single turn?

[00:25:05]I didn't know how.

[00:25:06]>> Oh, now we're in the wild mouse section then.

[00:25:08]>> This is not the >> This whole thing is wild mouse >> trick track.

[00:25:12]>> You got you got some good speed throughout this whole thing. That's impressive.

[00:25:20]>> Oh my god. Double down.

[00:25:22]>> All right.

[00:25:22]>> You know what? I'm going to say it. I'm unimpressed.

[00:25:26]>> Let's check.

[00:25:26]>> Are you SO SERIOUS?

[00:25:28]>> MORE. MORE.

[00:25:29]>> MORE.

[00:25:31]>> ELAD.

[00:25:32]Put the statistics up.

[00:25:35]>> This isn't Well, actually, I don't know.

[00:25:37]>> Don't say it. Go ahead. Say it. Go ahead. I don't know this. I don't know this.

[00:25:42]>> IT'S SURVIVABLE.

[00:25:43]>> NO, IT'S NOT.

[00:25:46]>> You said You said the max a person can do is up to LIKE 9 G.

[00:25:50]>> THE NEGATIVES ARE THE PROBLEM.

[00:25:53]>> STILL LESS THAN NINE.

[00:25:55]>> LIKE TWO LESS >> NEGATIVE. OPTIMISTICALLY, TWO. OKAY. SO, LET'S GO. BUDDY, SHUT UP.

[00:26:02]>> IS IT ACTUALLY TWO? It's actually two.

[00:26:04]>> Yes.

[00:26:05]>> One is a lot.

[00:26:06]>> One is like a big deal >> for negatives.

[00:26:08]>> Yes.

[00:26:09]>> Like one or negative one is >> negative one is LIKE A LOT.

[00:26:13]>> A BIG DEAL.

[00:26:14]>> There's 840 ft of drop.

[00:26:16]>> Okay. First off, that's more drop than any ride ever.

[00:26:21]>> Second, everybody shut up.

[00:26:25]>> The positive G's, you know what? YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? The positive G's are going to turn you into a pancake.

[00:26:31]Flapjacks.

[00:26:32]>> They'll put you to sleep if nothing else.

[00:26:35]>> IF NOTHING ELSE, >> YOU AIN'T WAKING UP.

[00:26:38]>> THEY THEY PUT YOU TO SLEEP. YOU ARE NOT WAKING UP. OKAY, HERE'S THE THING.

[00:26:42]>> PEAK physical condition. It'll just give you a nice nap.

[00:26:46]>> [ __ ] that. The negatives, those negatives are going to send you into orbit.

[00:26:50]>> The negatives will make sure you do not wake up.

[00:26:53]>> The negatives will send you into orbit.

[00:26:54]But the thing that really bugs me out about this one is the last Guys, PICK A STRUGGLE.

[00:26:59]>> BRO, THE LIGHTS WOULD DECAPITATE YOUR MOTHER.

[00:27:04]>> Who isn't even on the ride?

[00:27:05]>> Who's not on the ride?

[00:27:10]>> Your mother who was home wondering WHAT THEIR CHILD IS DOING WOULD BE LIKE SKIING AND HER HEAD would fall right off.

[00:27:16]>> Wait, straight off.

[00:27:20]>> Okay.

[00:27:22]Okay.

[00:27:22]>> You built a death trap.

[00:27:25]It's not an abomination. You got the front.

[00:27:28]>> So, imagine you're on a roller coaster and you have your phone out in your hand. Why?

[00:27:34]>> Why would you do that? That's not allowed.

[00:27:36]>> It's not allowed, but imagine just um on an average roller coaster with like a normal amount of lateral G's, you'd be able to hold your phone in your hand with a little bit of a struggle.

[00:27:46]>> Okay, >> your hand would come off. Not only would the phone go all the way to the next state, if not further, YOUR ARM WOULD GO WITH IT.

[00:27:59]>> UM, >> do I get on this ride with a shot put like Olympics? Check me out.

[00:28:03]>> A man has died outside of Great Adventure Park in New Jersey. Um, it appears that a phone was lodged into his skull.

[00:28:12]>> His body was found in Philadelphia.

[00:28:15]>> Yeah. Blood tests revealed that the owner of the arm had genital warts.

[00:28:25]>> Hey, I got I got I got more than Really?

[00:28:27]That was less than a mile of track. I'm disappointed.

[00:28:29]>> That was That's 3/4 of a mile.

[00:28:32]>> Yeah, I could have done more. We had the money.

[00:28:35]>> God, >> I hope you're happy. Cocking ball torture.

[00:28:41]>> I'm not. That's the problem.

[00:28:42]>> You're not cocking ball torture.

[00:28:44]>> Hey, Nate. Yes.

[00:28:45]>> Uh, I like to read my roller coaster stats every night before I go to sleep.

[00:28:51]>> And um, I couldn't help but notice they're different now.

[00:28:55]>> What happened?

[00:28:56]>> What did you do?

[00:28:57]>> Dong destroyer. Unfortunately, I took like a creat liberty at the end, but there was one part near the gumball machine that I could not get the turn for because of whatever the [ __ ] Kyle did. Maybe the tracks are a little bit different on this one. I don't know. But can I real quick because this is worse.

[00:29:15]This is worse.

[00:29:16]>> This is worse.

[00:29:18]>> I bet you do.

[00:29:19]>> 11 and 12 lateral G's is enough to snap necks like you're [ __ ] bust the rhymes. Bang your head and break your neck.

[00:29:26]>> I bet those negatives feel great.

[00:29:28]>> I Yes, I do want to pay I do want us TO >> focus on the fact it's GOING TO BE FIVE TIMES WORSE. I don't know what I did.

[00:29:37]>> 27 negative G's.

[00:29:39]>> I LIKE THE NEGATIVE.

[00:29:41]I have female.

[00:29:42]>> They say your femur is the most painful bone to break in your body.

[00:29:46]>> Like those are the two worst pains a human can experience. Giving birth and breaking your femur.

[00:29:51]>> You're going to give birth and break your femur on this ride.

[00:29:53]>> It's going to give birth to your femur.

[00:29:55]>> You're going to give birth to half your femur.

[00:29:57]>> And then it's going to kick you in the balls cuz that hurts too.

[00:30:00]>> Yeah.

[00:30:00]>> So I've been told.

[00:30:02]>> You want to find out?

[00:30:03]>> Um no. Uh I'm good.

[00:30:05]>> But you know the verticals looks the ver the vertical positives LOOK SURVIVABLE.

[00:30:08]>> OH GOOD. THE VERTICAL positives are wrong.

[00:30:11]>> One of three ain't bad.

[00:30:13]>> That would be like world record breaking, but it's survivable.

[00:30:16]>> Moon salt scramble had more.

[00:30:18]>> Yeah, if someone's neck was named world record, the same. Yeah, >> that's about moon salt scramble, so it's livable.

[00:30:23]>> All right. But but yeah, so everything is recreated.

[00:30:26]>> A couple people.

[00:30:27]>> Did you make the prices $15?

[00:30:29]>> Yes.

[00:30:30]>> Thank god. That's the most important part.

[00:30:32]>> Rewriting it or we last time.

[00:30:34]>> Oh no, this is the new version. This is different.

[00:30:38]We don't we don't lose >> What are we doing here?

[00:30:40]>> We don't we don't lose frames um every time we go up something anymore.

[00:30:44]>> What the hell?

[00:30:45]>> HEY, WHAT'S THAT BLACK SPOT IN THE SKY?

[00:30:48]>> THE sky box.

[00:30:49]>> GOD, IS THAT YOU?

[00:30:50]>> BUT ACTUALLY, ACTUALLY, this is this is a great thing cuz we'll probably see >> that when you go on Nitro and your vision goes black.

[00:30:56]>> Yeah.

[00:30:57]>> Yeah. Actually, as you guys sleep helix, >> as you guys might notice, when we get to the top, um we can actually um see over the horizon into other parts.

[00:31:06]>> Oh my god. And now we're going to die.

[00:31:09]>> Oh, hey, before we forget, THIS SEEMS LIKE >> THIS SEEMS LIKE a great time to mention.

[00:31:14]Thank you for a thousand subs.

[00:31:18]>> Dies.

[00:31:19]>> Yeah, it was fun while it lasted.

[00:31:22]>> But seriously, thank you so much for taking a chance on our channel. And >> we haven't we haven't had a session.

[00:31:28]>> We haven't had a session since it happened. It happened on I wrote it down in the in the channel.

[00:31:34]>> God damn.

[00:31:36]>> Hold up. What you mean? Tehe [ __ ] is diabolical. Why didn't you bank the Why didn't you bank the turn?

[00:31:43]>> Because a turn.

[00:31:46]Okay.

[00:31:47]>> Wild mouse. It decided it wanted to be wild mouse for a little bit.

[00:31:50]>> This is a This is a complete >> So, we hit Sorry, that just broke my neck.

[00:31:55]>> So, we hit 1,000 subs on April 16th.

[00:31:57]>> Yes.

[00:31:58]>> We did haven't met since April 11th.

[00:32:03]>> Yes. It is currently, as of recording, April 23rd. This video is going out >> May 25th.

[00:32:09]>> May 25th.

[00:32:10]>> Yes. All right.

[00:32:11]>> Oh, it hurts.

[00:32:12]>> Do you need like an ibuprofen?

[00:32:13]>> No, I'm okay. It'll go away.

[00:32:15]>> Okay, let me know.

[00:32:16]>> Go away when die on this roller coaster.

[00:32:19]>> That was be in pain if you're dead.

[00:32:22]>> Major pain.

[00:32:24]>> Tell mama go get my boy now.

[00:32:26]>> Major dick pain report.

[00:32:28]>> You saw Major Pain, right? We talked about that.

[00:32:30]>> Dick pain reporting for booty. I will break.

[00:32:33]>> I'm pretty sure. Can you get that mouse off the screen?

[00:32:35]>> I will shove my butt so far off your ass.

[00:32:41]>> These colors with this movement is an acid trip.

[00:32:45]>> Oh, the card doesn't go under the water.

[00:32:47]I'm disappointed.

[00:32:48]>> It doesn't have it.

[00:32:51]>> It doesn't fully drown you. It's just such a shame.

[00:32:54]>> I will break my >> We got tagged We got tagged in a Tik Tok of a roller coaster that did that >> that dunked you. H >> in a lake upside down.

[00:33:03]>> I didn't even know Planet Coaster could do that.

[00:33:06]>> I did.

[00:33:07]>> There's also a wall there on that broken.

[00:33:08]>> Check the stats.

[00:33:09]>> I'm not going to say not as not as good as mine.

[00:33:11]>> Ready?

[00:33:12]>> Ready. No, just kidding.

[00:33:16]>> Okay, >> IT'S NOT SURVIVAL.

[00:33:20]>> THAT'S ALMOST 100 MILES AN HOUR.

[00:33:24]>> THAT IS my fastest coaster.

[00:33:25]>> That's fine. All right, >> let's discuss. Um, so it's I gathered you all here today.

[00:33:32]>> If if if this was um >> if if those Max G's happened, you would be uh a puddle.

[00:33:40]>> You might be a soup.

[00:33:40]>> We've used puddle before. No, we've used pudding, but same >> soup.

[00:33:44]>> Soup.

[00:33:45]>> Bone broth.

[00:33:47]>> Stop.

[00:33:49]>> Jesus Christ. You would be stock. You would be the cure for the common cold.

[00:33:54]>> Yeah.

[00:33:54]>> Yeah. You made this [ __ ] [ __ ] you got the nerve to come out here and say, "Oh, everybody, this coaster turns you into panacea."

[00:34:02]>> Necessarily be like >> off the shots refers to the back seats.

[00:34:07]>> Uh, the negative G's would also break some things.

[00:34:10]>> You would be limp biscuit. You would break stuff.

[00:34:12]>> So, wait, what kind of restraints does this have? Does it have like a buzz bar?

[00:34:15]>> Yeah, it's a wooden coaster.

[00:34:16]>> If it has like a buzz bar >> Oh, you're just leaving >> like a mix. You're not even breaking bones. You're just exiting.

[00:34:21]>> I'm just exiting. You just you're just on THE RED LINE LIKE I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW.

[00:34:27]>> OKAY. Card pulls back to the station.

[00:34:29]Next people get on immediately.

[00:34:31]>> PUT PUSH AND PUT. PUSH AND PUT.

[00:34:35]>> PUSH AND PUT BABY.

[00:34:36]>> We are a fishing up in this [ __ ] >> ALSO, IF YOU TAKE ANY OF THOSE LATERAL G'S, you are dying. Um.

[00:34:42]>> Well, no, because it's a buzz bar. It'll just throw you out no matter >> where do you think you'll land?

[00:34:48]>> In the water.

[00:34:49]>> The danger zone where you'll get run over.

[00:34:51]>> Wait. Okay. by the coaster.

[00:34:52]>> Actually, hang on.

[00:34:53]>> Or in the water where you'll live because you don't take fall damage from when you land in water.

[00:34:57]>> Yes, you do.

[00:34:58]>> HEY, HOW HIGH IS this coaster?

[00:35:00]>> 300 ft. Yes, you would.

[00:35:02]>> So, SO THAT WATER BECOMES CEMENT.

[00:35:05]>> NOT IN MINECRAFT.

[00:35:06]>> SO, can I ask a question?

[00:35:08]>> Yes. No.

[00:35:09]>> You made this.

[00:35:10]>> If you >> You did this on purpose.

[00:35:12]>> If you fall Yes. If you fall into water at 15 G's >> dead, >> would you die?

[00:35:19]>> You might die. If you fall INTO A SERIOUS QUESTION.

[00:35:22]>> NO, IT'S NOT.

[00:35:23]>> HAVE YOU EVER DROPPED a dish and it shattered?

[00:35:26]>> Yeah. Imagine that.

[00:35:28]>> Okay. So, imagine if you will.

[00:35:29]>> You would be flattened and then separated >> on the top of the Empire State Building.

[00:35:34]>> Mhm.

[00:35:35]>> A small body of water beneath you.

[00:35:39]>> First of all, if you jump and you jump from the top of the Empire State, >> imagine there's a kitty pool on top of on top of a van.

[00:35:46]>> Do you die?

[00:35:48]>> Do you die? kitty pool on top of a van and you jump off of the Burge Khalifa.

[00:35:53]>> Do you die?

[00:35:53]>> What do you think happens, Nate?

[00:35:57]>> I just wanted to ask you, >> you asked a question. That's a stupid ass question.

[00:36:04]>> There are no stupid questions.

[00:36:06]>> I found one.

[00:36:08]>> There aren't.

[00:36:09]>> I forgot to be a bad person.

[00:36:12]>> All right.

[00:36:12]>> As if this coaster doesn't make us bad people.

[00:36:16]We spent $9,000 on this coaster.

[00:36:20]>> No, no, no, no, no. The audience spent $9,000 on the coaster.

[00:36:24]>> Nate spent some of it.

[00:36:25]>> [ __ ] bargain.

[00:36:26]>> Yeah, Nate Nate did take some creative liberties.

[00:36:29]>> Yeah, like with the definition of a loop.

[00:36:32]>> So, I'm going to go ahead and uh stop this recording cuz this computer's about to die.

[00:36:41]>> Those laterals have to hurt. That's Chance Toboggin's tear.

[00:36:44]>> Ow. Ow. Ow.

[00:36:45]>> That's Chance Toboggins to you.

[00:36:47]>> Oh, most of the top. Nice. Honestly.

[00:36:49]>> Oh, yeah. Honestly, I think it could have been faster.

[00:36:53]>> Damn. Damn.

[00:36:56]>> Ow.

[00:37:04]>> What the hell?

[00:37:08]>> Damn.

[00:37:08]>> Ow. Head chopper.

[00:37:13]>> Oh [ __ ] Is this one of those loops?

[00:37:16]>> Check it out. Check it out. I'm a rider of the ride.

[00:37:23]>> This is one of those This is one of those loop type things. Oh, good.

[00:37:26]Another cannon.

[00:37:28]>> This one we entertain blown into the barrel of a gun.

[00:37:33]>> Oh my god.

[00:37:34]>> It's the best thing TO >> OH, here's some more. One. Oops. Two.

[00:37:43]Three. Four. Five.

[00:37:47]>> Five.

[00:37:52]>> You're insane.

[00:37:54]>> You're insane. You're out of your [ __ ] mind.

[00:37:58]>> This is >> It wasn't me this time.

[00:38:00]>> This was the blow of people.

[00:38:01]>> No, you signed off on this.

[00:38:04]>> I know what I did.

[00:38:05]>> Your hand made this.

[00:38:06]>> One more.

[00:38:07]>> All of you technically signed off on this. I presented this idea and you all agreed to this.

[00:38:12]>> Yeah, this is true. Oh, >> we are as guilty as everyone behind that camera.

[00:38:17]>> Throw data.

[00:38:18]>> I believe >> very bottom.

[00:38:22]>> Okay. Oh.

[00:38:25]>> Oh, >> it's 2 minutes in length.

[00:38:29]>> Oh.

[00:38:33]>> All right. Okay. So, let me let me I I think I I've edited enough of these. I think I I think I can break this down.

[00:38:38]>> Inversions.

[00:38:39]>> I just think I got you.

[00:38:42]>> HOW DID YOU MANAGE INVERSIONS?

[00:38:44]>> Talk to >> Wait, where does it say inversions?

[00:38:46]>> Four.

[00:38:47]>> What's an inversion?

[00:38:48]>> You go upside down.

[00:38:51]>> I Wait, would that be each? Would that be one inversion?

[00:38:54]>> Three.

[00:38:57]>> Let me talk to him.

[00:38:59]>> Let me talk to him for a second.

[00:39:02]>> Can I speak with you for a second? You did this.

[00:39:08]>> You did this.

[00:39:09]>> Hold up.

[00:39:10]>> I don't even know how.

[00:39:12]>> They're still there. They're still alive.

[00:39:13]>> I don't even know how it got upside down the fourth time.

[00:39:18]>> I don't even know how that happened.

[00:39:22]>> You start.

[00:39:22]>> I don't even know when that happened.

[00:39:23]>> No, no, no. It's not the cart that inverts the fourth time. It's just the person.

[00:39:27]>> Yeah. Just Just >> go ahead.

[00:39:29]>> So, we have to work with um thoughts.

[00:39:32]>> Okay. So, it's a hyper. It's a hyper.

[00:39:34]>> It's a hyper max of 268 ft.

[00:39:38]>> Oh, that's nothing.

[00:39:39]>> Is nothing to me.

[00:39:41]>> Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't see the total drops of almost over 2,000 ft.

[00:39:46]>> So, looking at this um in the same way one would look at a car crash victim that just got brought into a hospital room.

[00:39:55]Uh the biggest problem that jumps out at me are those lats.

[00:39:58]>> I've got it. The doctor was his mother.

[00:40:01]>> Yep.

[00:40:04]I sure hope somebody knows what that means.

[00:40:06]>> It's the laterals for me.

[00:40:10]>> The 25.

[00:40:12]Well, no. 37 was our best. But let's remember.

[00:40:16]>> Sorry.

[00:40:16]>> It's It's the volume of the laterals, too. There's a part where it's literally just this.

[00:40:21]>> Oh, no. The volume is like max volume, then it's mute cuz the riders are dead.

[00:40:26]>> Take cuz we did we did it last episode.

[00:40:28]take into account the fact that it's a metal pod and there are just these seat.

[00:40:34]They're not there. There's just seats.

[00:40:38]>> How many seats are in one pod?

[00:40:40]>> The seats remind me >> four. I'm going to pull it up.

[00:40:43]>> Two. Two by two.

[00:40:44]>> You put four [ __ ] in one of those.

[00:40:46]>> It's ether. It's either two or four.

[00:40:48]>> The seats remind me of a coaster that I would love to ride one day.

[00:40:51]>> Was it the one from Final Destination?

[00:40:53]>> No.

[00:40:56]>> It's just Feel like I'm looking at a Jackson Pollock painting. Like I'm trying to find the meaning.

[00:41:04]>> The seats remind me of this coaster.

[00:41:06]>> Oh, Locosumo.

[00:41:07]>> Yeah.

[00:41:08]>> Can you send that to me?

[00:41:09]>> Yes, of course.

[00:41:10]>> But like it's like looking at a Jackson Pollock painting cuz you see all these dots and you're trying to connect them in your mind and I can't find the meaning in this.

[00:41:21]>> Do you mean Jackson Pollock? The splashes, not pointalism.

[00:41:24]>> Yeah.

[00:41:25]>> Okay.

[00:41:25]>> The splashes. me going into the museum with a marker and connecting all the points with some dots.

[00:41:29]>> No, >> the negative sevens will make you will will will add inches to your spine because you're going to you're going to go over a hill and just go and then get taller. Hell yeah.

[00:41:44]>> Isn't that what the lady who fitted me for the corset did?

[00:41:48]>> Pretty much >> cracked my spine made me an inch taller.

[00:41:50]>> I would like to think if it's going to if it's going to be that bad, it just there's a ceiling, remember?

[00:41:56]Oh yeah. Yeah. Make you shorter. You be longer and then shorter.

[00:42:02]>> It's going to turn you into taffy.

[00:42:05]>> This is an abomination.

[00:42:06]>> Dragon's beard candy.

[00:42:08]>> You become an accordion.

[00:42:10]>> I was about to say that.

[00:42:13]>> After going on this on ride, you're eligible to be weird's instrument.

[00:42:16]>> Some of those things that wy coyote like accidentally gets himself into like falling his own trap.

[00:42:24]I don't want to laugh because I don't want the fly to go into my mouth. But damn it.

[00:42:30]>> I just don't understand how you how you you >> you how you >> you could just do that.

[00:42:37]>> I worked with what we had. I think >> did bro cook.

[00:42:42]>> I think >> No. Let's Let's come blood guys.

[00:42:45]>> I don't >> as a family.

[00:42:50]>> All clear means you're out of here.

[00:42:52]Holy. Okay. So, we're good so far.

[00:42:54]>> Siren's curse.

[00:42:56]>> Yeah.

[00:42:57]>> Okay.

[00:42:58]>> So, it goes up into an up.

[00:43:03]>> I like how you can see a spot in the sky like there's a hole where God is looking at you.

[00:43:07]>> No, that's not the sky. That's your vision.

[00:43:11]>> Yeah, it might be.

[00:43:11]>> Well, the vision is the vign is the vignet. Oh, god.

[00:43:16]>> Wait, no, I get it. It's kind of like um >> that kills people.

[00:43:22]>> IT'S KIND OF SLOW.

[00:43:23]>> THAT KILLS PEOPLE.

[00:43:24]>> IT'S KIND OF like steel curtain.

[00:43:26]>> That kills people.

[00:43:28]>> Am I That's the first time I flinched.

[00:43:31]That kills people. You went over that loop way too slow.

[00:43:37]>> Where's the speed?

[00:43:40]>> Why is this This ride is very slow.

[00:43:43]>> Okay.

[00:43:43]>> It's like a wild mouse.

[00:43:44]>> Okay. Yeah, that's fine. This is fine.

[00:43:46]Everything's fine.

[00:43:48]>> It doesn't move.

[00:43:51]>> Did you put the brakes on? Like >> that would be the first ride in this park that has brakes.

[00:43:55]>> Exactly. Are you celebrating?

[00:43:58]>> What the [ __ ] is that?

[00:43:59]>> Something you've made.

[00:44:03]>> What is happening?

[00:44:04]>> Something's not right.

[00:44:06]>> This is This is [ __ ] It's a small world levels of speed.

[00:44:11]>> Do Do you want to reroll on this?

[00:44:13]>> No, this is perfect. I see no issues with this.

[00:44:16]>> I'm so fearful.

[00:44:18]>> I was going to say I think it it might be the nature of the coaster, which is also fine.

[00:44:23]I also like how Kyle DIDN'T GO >> OH. OH, WE HIT 10 M AN HOUR.

[00:44:28]>> I also like how Kyle didn't go as far down.

[00:44:30]>> I thought it was going much further.

[00:44:32]>> Well, yes.

[00:44:34]>> Interesting. Something called escape drop. Um, it doesn't go that fast. What >> the hell? What is happening?

[00:44:47]I like everything is just like, "Oh, what if it Oh, >> this kills people."

[00:44:58]>> Kyle, >> I think it I think it's worse.

[00:45:01]>> Right here might be a problem. I >> I think it's worse because of how slow it goes because there's a lot of loops.

[00:45:07]Um, >> this coaster is physically impossible.

[00:45:11]It cannot exist >> unless it's power.

[00:45:14]>> Oh my god, >> I guess. But >> keep in mind this was Thrill and Nausea 100.

[00:45:20]>> Yes, >> I'm bored the [ __ ] out of my mind right now.

[00:45:22]>> You're bored? I'm very amused.

[00:45:26]>> Because if I went on this ride and it was this, I'd want my money back. However, [ __ ] the park guest. We're not changing it.

[00:45:35]>> I'm interested in seeing what the restraints look like.

[00:45:38]>> OTS, I think.

[00:45:39]>> Restraints. What does that mean? Over the shoulder. Over the shoulder. Okay.

[00:45:44]>> Original soundtrack.

[00:45:46]>> Original.

[00:45:47]>> Original track sound.

[00:45:48]>> Sound.

[00:45:48]>> Original track sack.

[00:45:50]>> Original trout sack.

[00:45:52]>> Original trout [ __ ] >> I saw a fish [ __ ] once.

[00:45:57]>> He says, "Have I >> Oh. Oh, >> this is a real thing. I saw a fish [ __ ] once.

[00:46:02]>> I saw a fish."

[00:46:03]>> Such a realistic story.

[00:46:04]>> I saw a fish.

[00:46:06]>> That's such a >> Welcome.

[00:46:09]Oh, this is such a lucky game. This such a [ __ ] just like >> I saw it.

[00:46:15]>> This story is so good. I saw this [ __ ] once and that's the beginning, middle, and end.

[00:46:21]>> So, what are the stats?

[00:46:22]>> That's it. Go.

[00:46:25]>> Uh, >> how >> what? No, absolutely not.

[00:46:30]>> Where did you do something?

[00:46:31]>> I think you hit a bug.

[00:46:34]I honestly think you hit a bug because it has it has air time. It has over 10 positive vertical drops.

[00:46:45]>> There you go. Three times what you were asking for.

[00:46:47]>> Okay. My concern is the 90 near 90 mph max speed and the minute and three duration. That felt a little longer than a minute >> and a little slower than 87.

[00:47:00]>> That's not right. and walk us through how any of this is possible than what we just saw.

[00:47:05]>> It's not. When did we hit 86 mph?

[00:47:08]>> The negative G's could absolutely be on those insane inversions.

[00:47:12]>> Yeah, the negative G could be when they just hung you upside down and left you there.

[00:47:16]>> Yeah.

[00:47:16]>> Um that might be that might be possible that um >> you are falling out of >> I don't know how you got a max vertical G's of 11.

[00:47:24]>> That's almost survival.

[00:47:26]I'm just I'm just >> um lateral G's are the highest >> because you didn't bank any of the turns and it thinks you went through the turns at full speed.

[00:47:36]>> It's just wrong.

[00:47:37]>> The game is wrong about what the ride did.

[00:47:39]>> I made a game that [ __ ] with your mind.

[00:47:41]>> This is so interesting.

[00:47:42]>> I want to see what's going on in your mind.

[00:47:44]>> The game thinks you you made a ride that goes 90 mph through a turn.

[00:47:48]>> This is This is actually a new level.

[00:47:49]The ant the anti- coaster.

[00:47:51]>> Yeah.

[00:47:52]>> That that's that still in fact kills people. Ride it. Ride it. See, this one is also broken.

[00:48:00]>> [ __ ] Look at the water going straight up.

[00:48:04]>> The water going up is insane.

[00:48:07]>> Hey, that's the thing from Final Destination.

[00:48:10]>> It's amazing. We have this technology where we use the water as traction. Um there's act there's actually um hundreds of tiny magnets.

[00:48:21]>> Hundreds. I saw that. Hundreds of tiny magnets in the water. Um that >> they turn the frogs gay.

[00:48:28]>> Oh, >> and that's it. There's nothing to do with the roller coaster. Just makes just makes you gay.

[00:48:31]>> Makes the frogs and your kids gay. This is the gay agenda.

[00:48:39]>> Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

[00:48:46]>> The way that it's having trouble with even like getting back on track. Yeah, I noticed that.

[00:48:54]>> You're taking You're taking some turns with your face, bro.

[00:49:00]>> You're taking some of those turns with your face.

[00:49:06]>> You're a maniac.

[00:49:07]>> Oh, what the [ __ ] >> You're unwell.

[00:49:09]>> What the [ __ ] is wrong with you?

[00:49:11]>> NICE.

[00:49:12]>> DON'T WORRY, GUYS. Fear not. It doesn't go upside down. Familyfriendly achieved.

[00:49:21]Don't worry.

[00:49:21]>> Five G's in a log flume. You are not staying in that boat.

[00:49:27]>> You're out.

[00:49:28]>> 13 laps.

[00:49:31]>> The boat is like >> the boat staying in the boat.

[00:49:35]>> The boat is folding like origami whenever you go around the turns and it comes out a different shape every time.

[00:49:40]>> And so do you.

[00:49:42]>> Yeah. You go around the first turn. Oh, look. A crane.

[00:49:48]>> Oh god. Look.

[00:49:51]an octopus.

[00:49:52]>> It really was the fact that I was like, "It's not going to be as bad as the other coasters." Then I was like, "Well, we're talking about log flumes, so bad negative."

[00:49:57]>> Everything Everything is bad. Everything about this is bad. You're going 90 m hour in a boat. You better hang the [ __ ] on. You better hang on like your life depends on it cuz it does.

[00:50:07]>> What happens first? You leaving the boat or the boat leaving the trough?

[00:50:10]>> Both.

[00:50:11]>> Okay.

[00:50:13]>> Like, >> first turn.

[00:50:17]>> Max vertical G's is enough to kill an elephant. You're [ __ ] >> This is not okay. Nothing about this is okay. Is that a statistic?

[00:50:26]>> It is now.

[00:50:27]>> Um let me see if the next level um will unlock uh >> you actually lose experience points for that.

[00:50:34]>> You might you should >> game the whole time. It's fine.

[00:50:38]>> It's a 13 letter G's. You know >> 13 letter G's, you know.

[00:50:42]>> Almost 14.

[00:50:43]>> That felt a lot shorter than a minute.

[00:50:44]I'm going to say goose.

[00:50:46]>> Oh, there's air time.

[00:50:48]It will turn you into a different origami shape every time you turn.

[00:50:50]>> There's air time.

[00:50:52]>> Great.

[00:50:52]>> Great. Wonderful.

[00:50:54]>> 16 seconds of air time.

[00:50:55]>> There shouldn't be air time.

[00:50:56]>> It's not on a boat. It's the amount of time you stay in the air before you hit the ground.

[00:50:59]>> Air time on a boat.

[00:51:00]>> You shouldn't.

[00:51:00]>> I It was the the Hershey Park logo.

[00:51:03]>> Call cracker.

[00:51:04]>> Yeah.

[00:51:04]>> What did you just call me?

[00:51:06]>> Call cracker.

[00:51:07]>> Yeah. This is No, the air time The air time is just all It's just all one drop.

[00:51:12]It's you going off the track and how long it takes you to hit the ground.

[00:51:15]>> You're so right. Solved it. Myth busted.

[00:51:18]>> Yes.

[00:51:19]>> And skull.

[00:51:20]>> Suck on that.

[00:51:21]>> Suck on that. Atheist.

[00:51:22]>> Myth and skull busted.

[00:51:24]>> Departed.

[00:51:26]>> All right. Kyle's on one right now.

[00:51:32]>> Let's see what I've made.

[00:51:33]>> You can't put that many jump cuts in the episode. Stop it.

[00:51:36]>> So, I was going for a really sprawling wild mouse at first. That was my initial um thought process. And then but then you told me that the wo piece was basically like Siren's curse and I got a little distracted after that.

[00:51:48]>> Oh no, I'm scared.

[00:51:50]>> Cuz here's the thing. I'm sure when we are in a different game, we'll be able to like, you know, set the speeds at certain parts.

[00:51:58]>> There you go.

[00:52:00]>> At least this one moves.

[00:52:02]>> Yeah, this Okay, >> nice.

[00:52:04]>> No bank.

[00:52:05]>> That looks fun.

[00:52:06]>> No banking whatsoever.

[00:52:08]>> No, cuz I was going with the wild mouse theme. Look at that water going straight.

[00:52:12]>> I like how I like how straight up.

[00:52:15]>> My prompt for myself the entire time was wild mouse but make it messed up.

[00:52:19]>> I like how I like how wild mouse um the criteria for that is just um asked as you as it's been described as it's been described. Detroit the ride.

[00:52:28]>> Yeah.

[00:52:29]>> See them stats.

[00:52:31]>> Get screened for colon cancer.

[00:52:33]>> Join pro maps today. Get a finger up your ass by a licensed doctor.

[00:52:38]>> Or just for fun. I had >> Anyway, let's take a look at this ride.

[00:52:44]>> It's not that bad.

[00:52:48]>> It's not that bad.

[00:52:50]>> Sorry.

[00:52:52]>> Is it that bad?

[00:52:54]>> I don't think this is that bad. Sorry.

[00:52:57]Sorry.

[00:53:09]I'm going to go take a nap and get an entire fine back. Please, please, PLEASE.

[00:53:29]He's gone. No, come back.

[00:53:44]Come get my boyfriend, PLEASE.

[00:53:46]>> PLEASE, TOM, GO.

[00:53:48]>> Oh god, I deserve it.

[00:53:55]>> Oh god.

[00:53:56]>> Crying.

[00:53:58]I'm actually >> Okay, he goes upside down.

[00:54:04]>> How many times?

[00:54:05]>> A step.

[00:54:06]>> One time.

[00:54:08]>> Okay. The negative vertical G's will suck a fart back into your ass.

[00:54:12]>> I don't think it's that bad.

[00:54:14]>> The lateral G's will just [ __ ] get you.

[00:54:19]The max vertical G's might you might be okay if you're like made of adamantium.

[00:54:24]You'll be fine.

[00:54:25]>> Well, I've been on a ride that pulls almost seven. O.

[00:54:28]>> Yeah, we both >> Yeah, we both have.

[00:54:31]>> Yeah.

[00:54:31]>> Wait, which >> And you're both made of adamantium.

[00:54:34]>> Which? Uh, Sky Rush.

[00:54:35]>> Superman.

[00:54:36]>> Superman pulls almost 7G.

[00:54:37]>> Is that the Is that the >> What's Superman made out of?

[00:54:41]>> Adamantium.

[00:54:42]>> Wrong. Shut up.

[00:54:44]>> Wait, is that is the 7G specifically the part where you're like on your back for a second?

[00:54:49]>> Yeah.

[00:54:49]>> Okay. Okay.

[00:54:51]>> You've survived 7G's.

[00:54:53]>> Yeah, that's seven. It's 5G. It's lower than that.

[00:54:57]>> You save.

[00:54:58]>> Plus cops hold like six on the launch.

[00:55:00]>> Yeah, >> I heard that. 5G.

[00:55:04]>> I get LTE.

[00:55:05]>> Oh [ __ ] >> I get LTE.

[00:55:07]>> All right. Good job, babe. I'm so sorry.

[00:55:09]I ruined the [ __ ] the roller the roller coaster made us woke. We now have 5G in our systems.

[00:55:15]>> I I've tanked 5G and Tylenol.

[00:55:19]>> Same.

[00:55:20]>> Oh my god, bro.

[00:55:21]>> I can't say that.

[00:55:22]>> Yes, you can. It's [ __ ] hilarious.

[00:55:25]You ain't loading until you scan them.

[00:55:27]>> I will be loading.

[00:55:29]>> I'm saving them. I'm saving them. I need I'm saving them, too. I I need Judge Holden or whoever the [ __ ] that character is and the golden ticket. Now I got 2500 tickets.

[00:55:38]>> I need >> Right now I got 900 right here.

[00:55:40]>> Keep him close to the chest.

[00:55:42]>> This whole thing the Benjamins this whole thing.

[00:55:45]>> Hey, can you move the mouse?

[00:55:46]>> I just my Avengers set and >> that was there already. This is me.

[00:55:55]Now it's my turn.

[00:55:57]>> Hey, what was that uh >> thing in the sky?

[00:55:59]>> Yeah, that Louisiana Arch or whatever the hell it's called.

[00:56:02]>> St. Louis Arch.

[00:56:05]>> Was that you too?

[00:56:07]>> I'm trying to [ __ ] kill people, dude.

[00:56:10]The no bank.

[00:56:10]>> This your first time playing Throw the Wolf, >> Tara. We have not banked a single turn in the last 12 episodes.

[00:56:16]>> I banked my turns sometimes.

[00:56:18]>> I banked it when we did when we made Iron Dragon.

[00:56:22]>> Only because you had to. Oh, that cut back is cut back into the corkcrew into the looking straight up.

[00:56:29]>> Straight straight up.

[00:56:33]>> This is This is villainous, bro.

[00:56:36]>> You make this [ __ ] >> Sucks.

[00:56:39]>> This sucks.

[00:56:40]>> Someone >> Or is it THE GAME'S FAULT FOR THIS?

[00:56:44]>> Someone in Someone in the comments of one of THE VIDEOS >> STOP. SO, one of the comments on one of the videos said the the first rule of coaster making is to have fun and be yourself. And that's what I'm doing. We having so much fun. Oh, here comes the end.

[00:57:02]>> Right. He almost the end of death. Um, you know what else I'm not a fan of?

[00:57:08]>> Oh, the uh the lateral G's are enough to bict you.

[00:57:19]The mag posters woke the >> Yeah, exactly. They're enough to bisexual you.

[00:57:26]>> I like women and men.

[00:57:28]>> I like men.

[00:57:31]>> Logic on the coasters. Sometimes I like men.

[00:57:33]>> Those two inversions are just like I know binary.

[00:57:38]>> Dude, you the max vertical the max negative vertical G's are enough to turn you into Laffy Taff. Are they >> Are they like Laffy Taffy? We're like >> tragic taffy.

[00:57:50]>> Tragic taffy.

[00:57:51]>> Middle ground between Laffy Taffy and soup.

[00:57:55]>> What?

[00:57:56]>> Warm Laffy Taffy like chewed on and you [ __ ] spit it out. The type of Laffy Taffy you find like soupy.

[00:58:04]>> Soupy Laffy. What's What's the middle ground between life taffy and soup?

[00:58:08]>> I don't know. Plasma.

[00:58:11]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:58:11]>> No, like when you when you put >> when you put a grape in a microwave.

[00:58:16]>> No. Like No, like when you when you microwave when you uh >> when you put a piece of chicken.

[00:58:22]>> People are screaming.

[00:58:23]>> When you put baked chicken in uh in a Tupperware.

[00:58:26]>> In a blast furnace.

[00:58:27]>> No, in a Tupperware. And then you put it in the mic. I said microwave the refrigerator and you know the the stock whatever's left on it and it refrigerates. They're like congeals.

[00:58:40]>> Radioactive chicken. What the [ __ ] are you talking about?

[00:58:42]>> No, I'm I'm getting it. And it's very that >> when the chicken fat congeals. That's the That's the That's between >> when you have like buttered noodles and you put it in the fridge, it does that, too.

[00:58:50]>> Yeah. This the the middle ground between soup and Laffy Taffy is congealed fat.

[00:58:54]>> And the max positive vertical G's are enough to [ __ ] kill you.

[00:58:58]>> High school.

[00:58:59]>> I have no jokes. The max positive vertical G's are enough to [ __ ] kill you.

[00:59:03]>> How about that? You like 1072?

[00:59:06]>> Yeah, that'd be the 1072. That's just the thing that [ __ ] gets you.

[00:59:09]>> Which which one is >> me when I just [ __ ] get you.

[00:59:12]>> Which Okay.

[00:59:13]>> Whatever Terara said, I know for a fact I can't say.

[00:59:16]>> You're so right, King.

[00:59:18]>> Yet.

[00:59:19]>> No turns, bro.

[00:59:21]>> All right. Somehow I Here's the thing, right?

[00:59:24]>> Why is he going?

[00:59:25]>> How are we going up?

[00:59:27]>> This is a bob sled. The nanites.

[00:59:29]>> There's no There's no live.

[00:59:30]>> It's the nanites.

[00:59:32]>> Oh, it's the nanites.

[00:59:33]>> The nanites.

[00:59:34]>> Nanobots. Sorry. My my Mayopa >> the same ones that are on the that are on the uh the lava >> Mayopa caban.

[00:59:42]>> The the the water that brings you up.

[00:59:43]Yeah.

[00:59:44]>> Oh, it's the same technology that makes water.

[00:59:48]>> No, it's the same tech.

[00:59:49]>> Hey, Terra, what did you do?

[00:59:51]>> Oh, we'll find out when we get to the top what I did. Almost there. See?

[00:59:55]>> Are you sure?

[00:59:56]>> Yeah. Intiman could never.

[01:00:00]>> Okay.

[01:00:01]>> Here we go. Here we go.

[01:00:03]>> Is it okay? Which gas pedal?

[01:00:05]>> Which coaster builder wants which gas?

[01:00:07]>> Which coaster company wants to get?

[01:00:09]>> Holy [ __ ] >> Yo, >> THERE'S >> air time.

[01:00:17]>> It's not It's It's not even straight.

[01:00:19]That's the best part.

[01:00:22]>> This [ __ ] motor.

[01:00:23]>> The wo pieces are really what's doing it for me.

[01:00:26]>> And stop again. It went. I need you to know unlike our log flume, there's nothing but friction. That entire pig, you're on fire or the sled bottom is gone.

[01:00:44]>> Oh no.

[01:00:47]Oh no.

[01:00:48]>> Oh, we We may have done it now, team.

[01:00:51]>> We may have done it now, team.

[01:00:54]>> Stephen, those lateral G those lateral G's are rough, bro. 92 m an hour on a bob sled.

[01:01:02]>> 30 lateral G's may be enough to [ __ ] turn you into paste.

[01:01:07]>> This might disqualify you from the Olympics.

[01:01:11]>> This might just go an hour.

[01:01:13]>> 30 seconds of air time.

[01:01:16]>> How how it even stays on the track for the air time is a [ __ ] medical mystery.

[01:01:20]>> Inversions.

[01:01:21]>> Yeah, it's familyfriendly.

[01:01:24]The inversions are for when you hit the first thing.

[01:01:28]>> You invert the coaster spot.

[01:01:30]>> You hit it at 92 mph with 30 less.

[01:01:34]That's seven under our record in the first episode.

[01:01:37]>> You know that fatality in Mortal Kombat where they rip the skeleton hole out of your skin.

[01:01:43]>> Yeah, >> that's what you're doing.

[01:01:45]>> I think >> this is rough, dude.

[01:01:47]>> I think I can't be surprised by anything anymore.

[01:01:49]>> There you go.

[01:01:50]>> Ride LG.

[01:01:53]Oh boy.

[01:01:54]>> Okay.

[01:01:54]>> Okay.

[01:01:55]>> So, we start out relatively tame. Okay.

[01:01:57]Yeah. Yeah.

[01:01:58]>> Wonderful.

[01:02:00]>> Now, here's my thing.

[01:02:02]>> Yeah. What's up?

[01:02:02]>> Can we switch to a guest view of this?

[01:02:04]>> What's a uh >> [ __ ] >> Nope.

[01:02:11]>> Oh, it's just one camera.

[01:02:12]>> Uh, no. [ __ ] >> See camera. There we go.

[01:02:18]>> Camera. Watch camera.

[01:02:20]>> I guess what are you looking for? I guess I want to see if the seeds spin.

[01:02:24]>> They will.

[01:02:26]>> They will. Okay.

[01:02:27]>> Yeah. On the Go tohead. Look.

[01:02:29]>> Jeez. Sorry.

[01:02:31]>> This one.

[01:02:32]>> There you go.

[01:02:34]>> I got yelled out for that.

[01:02:35]>> All right. This isn't too bad so far.

[01:02:37]>> Oh, yeah. This is the foreplay, as you said.

[01:02:40]>> Yeah.

[01:02:40]>> Ow.

[01:02:41]>> Ow.

[01:02:42]>> GET ROCKED BY SOME SHIP.

[01:02:44]>> THERE IT IS.

[01:02:49]>> Now we're talking, baby. It's just a taste of things to come.

[01:02:54]>> It's like >> this is pretty cool.

[01:02:56]>> See, see this is this scoreboard is like the Geneva Convention.

[01:03:02]>> You go in, you go into a foreign country, you give warnings. You're like, "Hey, stop whatever you're doing. This is what or this is what we're going to do to you." And when they don't listen, you get this.

[01:03:11]>> You get put ow ow ow ow.

[01:03:18]>> Hey, they bank.

[01:03:20]Yeah, it's a >> Jesus. Send you right through that wall.

[01:03:24]>> There's a lot of speed in those head rollers, though.

[01:03:28]>> That is not great.

[01:03:30]>> This sucks.

[01:03:31]>> Oh, you you you you haven't had enough of what we said we were going to do.

[01:03:36]>> Please allow us to demonstrate again.

[01:03:40]>> This one's called psychological warfare.

[01:03:42]That was it.

[01:03:43]>> Let's see.

[01:03:47]>> Oh, damn.

[01:03:50]Okay, let's assess team.

[01:03:54]>> I don't want to assess.

[01:03:55]>> I should I should have started off with a bigger drop.

[01:03:58]>> 3/4 of a mile, by the way.

[01:04:02]>> BT, >> this is 3/4 of a [ __ ] mile.

[01:04:06]>> Yeah. So, I can do that.

[01:04:08]>> The max vertical G's. And keep in mind, you have a little >> This beast >> beast is shorter than that.

[01:04:15]>> That sure is. You have little noodly lap bars, too. Like there's no like harnesses. This is just like you you better hang on for dear [ __ ] life.

[01:04:25]Your grip strength better be on point.

[01:04:28]>> It's not even like a like a calm spin even when you're slow. It's just >> your grip strength better be on point.

[01:04:35]The max vertical G's are going to kill you in a [ __ ] second.

[01:04:40]>> 14. But that seems kind of low.

[01:04:43]>> THAT'S NOT LOW.

[01:04:44]>> THAT'S HIGH AS [ __ ] THE AND THE MAX NEGATIVE VERTICAL G's are equally lethal.

[01:04:50]>> Can we talk about the laterals?

[01:04:53]>> I feel like >> six.

[01:04:56]>> No, we've done We've done >> 36 bordering on 37. No, we have not done worse. That is the worst we've done. I think >> this has to be the worst.

[01:05:06]>> No. No. Keep going though.

[01:05:10]>> Air time. How do you get air time?

[01:05:13]>> Solo seat. That's [ __ ] horrific.

[01:05:17]>> There shouldn't be air time.

[01:05:18]>> You're just like, "Let me pop out of my seat." Oops.

[01:05:21]>> That That leaves me thinking like, "How do we get negatives at all?" No less negative five of them.

[01:05:28]>> You have nothing holding YOU IN. YOU JUST have a little bar. You're just like, "We wait."

[01:05:32]>> Well, that's kind of how it's like to ride El Toro.

[01:05:34]>> Recap. Recap. What's the negatives do again? What motion is that?

[01:05:36]>> Negatives are pushing you up out of your seat and there's nothing holding you in except that little bar. So you're just like >> and there's no sides to the card either.

[01:05:45]It's open.

[01:05:47]>> You might you might for a little while hamster wheel in there.

[01:05:51]>> Audi hamster wheel in there for hamster wheel. All right.

[01:05:55]>> The lateral G's are the side to side motion. That's what's going to that's going to kill you dead it dead than dead. Bro, >> that's scary.

[01:06:03]>> I don't think people survive that.

[01:06:05]>> The 36 is the side.

[01:06:06]>> Yep. You see how it's more than any of those other numbers?

[01:06:11]I was not supposed to go like that.

[01:06:12]>> Everybody's so creative.

[01:06:19]>> Everybody's >> Everybody, >> everybody's so quick.

[01:06:27]>> Smacking the haunted house.

[01:06:30]>> Total drops, seven 11 drops, 11 inversions.

[01:06:34]>> And this is it. We've come full circle.

[01:06:35]Keep it even. Got to keep it even one more time.