This is Starting to get Dangerous for Me.... (Chit Show)

Added: 2026-05-17

[00:00:01]Oh boy.

[00:00:13]This guy said, "Hey, I'm just going to slap a tiller on this thing and that's it." Oh boy.

[00:00:53]Oh boy. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. No. No. No.

[00:00:56]Captain. Captain. The back. The back. Oh [ __ ] Oh my goodness. That guy just barely barely. Oh, there's that cowing.

[00:01:04]Oh. Oh, another dock. It's disappeared.

[00:01:07]Oh my goodness. Welcome to the chit choke, folks. Summer splash weekend, guys. Alfred Montineer here. Oh my goodness. This is tiller time. Uh-oh.

[00:01:17]Wait for it. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

[00:01:19]Whiskey throttle over here. Uh-oh. Oh no. No. No. No. No. For Fred. Fred's in the area. Oh, there's the back. There's the back. Oh, round two. Oh [ __ ] We're going to ramp it. Don't go back. Don't go back, my guy. Oh my goodness. Oh, there's the thing. Oh. Oh, shoot. Oh, the front. Oh man, this is terrible. Oh [ __ ] the back. Oh, he's trying to put in the back. He's trying. Is this boat?

[00:01:38]Is this motor stolen? He's trying to hide the motor from it. Oh shoot.

[00:01:41]Welcome to the Cho where your friends are your enemy. And your enemies are your friends. Hey, how about that for an intro, guys? Summer Splash 2026, guys.

[00:01:53]This is the world famous Chit show offer montaine. No one was hurt. I mean, the the a little kid's like, "Hey, I'm getting out of here, bro. I've seen this rodeo before." Hey, um I just got back from Summersplash. I'm going to take you guys to Summersplash.

[00:02:12]And uh are you guys ready for some amazingness? Cuz the chit show begins right now. Wait for it.

[00:02:20]>> Have a great day out on the water. Press two to replay this message. To unsubscribe for future phone notifications from this organization, press zero. Herbert Hoover Marina is now open. Remember to practice boating etiquette. Be safe and have a great day out on the water. Press two to replay this message.

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[00:02:45]>> All right guys, so you guys hear what I just heard. Okay. Welcome to the boat run, guys. That's how for Montaire and that is Miami Dade County alerting me that Herbert Hoover is now open. But but having that said, okay, so I'm going to I'm going to That's Miami date. So, which I think is a great service. I I hope people can go use it. Oh, man. This is not This is not looking good, guys.

[00:03:11]Oh, shoot. A new window. No, Captain. A new window on the Oh [ __ ] A new window.

[00:03:17]That's a new window. Oh [ __ ] That's a new window. Oh my goodness. Welcome to the chit show. I don't think I don't I don't think the city's going to alert with that. Oh my goodness. The third window, guys. There's three windows on that boat. On the other side, there's two windows. Well, there's three now.

[00:03:32]Welcome to the boat ramp. So, what I was going to tell you before Oh my goodness.

[00:03:35]And it doesn't stop.

[00:03:37]>> And this this guy. Oh my goodness. What the hell is going on in this boat ramp?

[00:03:42]All right. This guy's loving life. Um shot killing all the way. Okay.

[00:03:48]while I'm here. Okay, so here's what I need you to see.

[00:03:54]Um, you see here um where it says MBV. Okay, I'm going to click on it and my own site is also it gave me the notification. So, I'm I'm going to go in my video right now and I want you guys to see something. cuz I want you to see what how it works. Wow. We're going to go to the chichel now, guys. It's good. It's a good video. But I want you guys to see this. If you go here, you see on the on the search bar, see where the map is right here?

[00:04:34]>> Did I press the map here? There it is.

[00:04:38]All right. Here's a here's a map.

[00:04:41]See here?

[00:04:44]Let me let me get get in the map. See that map? The green is all the boat ramps that are open and the reds are the ones that are closed. So, we're at Black Point. And you see how it says Chicho headquarters? It's it's it's it's green.

[00:05:00]So, it's open. That's one down here below. And now, we're going to go and we're going to press the one that's still red, which is Mat. And I want you guys to see what it what it says. And this is on my site.

[00:05:12]>> See how it says it's closed?

[00:05:15]>> So, So, I did that so that if you miss a call, it automatically whatever information Miami date gives me or the site because I I I set it up to the site. It's going to tell you on the site whether it's green, you know it's open, red is closed. Um, and then you have the dock view. The dock view will show you exactly the tide where it is. So, if it shows low tide, you know Alfred's waiting with the zoom zoom zoom for a bloop bloop bloop. And that's why we call it the chit show. And now you know you can subscribe for free at mybbovideo.com. Okay, my home marina is Blackpoint Marina. So, all right, now we can start the chit show. Uh, wait for it.

[00:05:57]We're back, folks.

[00:06:00]All right. Um, did get kind of quiet there for a second.

[00:06:57]Captain, you better get on the helm before you have a chit show.

[00:07:16]Oh boy.

[00:07:30]King says unpopular.

[00:07:46]All right.

[00:08:12]>> What's up, guys? How was the water?

[00:08:13]Good.

[00:08:24]This is a soda.

[00:08:37]This is great.

[00:08:59]around 5:00.

[00:09:38]How do you know?

[00:09:57]Alfred >> Montaire.

[00:10:15]Hey, I hear everything you're saying.

[00:10:17]>> Good.

[00:10:18]>> I know who you are, bro.

[00:10:19]>> No, no, I know.

[00:10:20]>> Your boat floors with me, bro. But you never called me back.

[00:10:23]>> To do what? To do what?

[00:10:24]>> You were supposed to do the pontoon floors with me, bro. You never called me back.

[00:10:27]>> What? Pontoon floors.

[00:10:29]>> The one on your pontoon rig that you never finished.

[00:10:32]>> Who says I didn't finish it?

[00:10:33]>> I don't know. I don't know if you missed it or not.

[00:10:35]>> I I have finished it.

[00:10:36]>> You did carpet, I think. Right. I did from Palmetto Carpet and Tile.

[00:10:40]>> Yeah.

[00:10:41]>> That's who hooked me up.

[00:10:42]>> I met you through David.

[00:10:44]>> Which David?

[00:10:45]>> Not the good David.

[00:10:48]>> I don't think I know a good David.

[00:10:50]>> Yeah, I don't think I know one either.

[00:10:52]>> No, seriously. What David?

[00:10:56]>> Marine. Marine Customs.

[00:11:00]Marine Customs. David.

[00:11:02]Super.

[00:11:03]>> Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:11:05]Yeah.

[00:11:05]>> Super pleasant.

[00:11:06]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think he moved though. I think David moved.

[00:11:13]Yes. Yes. David did a lot of work for me throughout the years.

[00:11:17]>> He's in Naples. Yeah.

[00:11:18]>> He's in Naples, right?

[00:11:20]>> I moved to Naples.

[00:11:21]>> Yeah. Yeah. He helped me a lot throughout the years. He did a lot of stuff for me.

[00:11:28]So, what do you want to do on the floor?

[00:11:30]You have a pontoon mode?

[00:11:31]>> I can't hear you.

[00:11:32]>> You have a pontoon mode. Is that what you you got?

[00:11:34]>> I do not.

[00:11:36]So you're what were you saying about me in the pontoon boat?

[00:11:41]>> You did the carpet.

[00:11:43]>> Oh, that's what Yes.

[00:11:46]>> Yeah. You know what it is? I I didn't want to go with uh with foam, bro.

[00:11:51]>> I don't blame it.

[00:11:52]>> Yeah. You know why? Cuz foam, bro. Foam foam is just a problem for me.

[00:11:57]>> Isn't that good?

[00:11:58]>> No. Don't Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry. You're not >> looking good.

[00:12:01]>> Don't Don't worry about it. Edit >> that [ __ ] out.

[00:12:02]>> No, listen. Don't worry about it. These these trees are in my way anyways.

[00:12:08]Oh [ __ ] The tree of death got some, guys. Oh my goodness. Ain't no editing that [ __ ] out.

[00:12:16]Oh my goodness.

[00:12:18]Yeah, guys. David David did help me out a whole lot. actually David um he's in Naples now and he taught a lot of people in the area and one of them that he helped out and taught was Limitless Marine Customs that you've seen me do a video with as well and he was not too far from Reuben uh over there by Reliable very very close right next to Welding World all those places.

[00:12:50]That's hilarious.

[00:12:52]So, yes, I guess I guess this guy does floors. And what he's talking about is is the pontoon boat, the grandpa boat.

[00:12:59]And when I decided to go ahead and put floors on it, I wanted to put um a floor that was going to last a long time.

[00:13:06]And you guys haven't seen that boat on my p on my page, but it is done.

[00:13:20]And I was very h happy that Palmetto Carpet and Tile gave me uh the right material because it's been a little bit already and that material has held up and it still looks brand new. So, all right. Um somebody's got some music back there on the corner. Dude, everybody's tako there. It's slow, guys.

[00:13:45]There's a huge line, bro. Wow, that's a big line.

[00:13:50]Let's see here.

[00:13:58]Edit that [ __ ] out.

[00:14:00]Oh, boy. Edit that [ __ ] out. Oh, yeah, bro. Don't worry about it. The tree of death gets a lot of hurt over here, guys. It's It's at an angle. So does this one, too.

[00:14:25]All right. All right. Um, we got some folks leaving to go party and All right. The Cape Craft is over here also. U trying to find Everybody's trying to find a spot, guys.

[00:14:40]I don't know if they're going to be able to find a spot cuz it's it's slow. This is where you got to start pulling up the boats.

[00:14:47]Um, speaking of the uh the mangroves getting some telling you guys, summer the mangroves always get some.

[00:15:05]Oh boy.

[00:15:08]Oh boy. I think I think I'm going to get some now. Oh [ __ ] Oh my god. Damn, bro. Fudge, guys. I think I'm going to have to run. Oh [ __ ] Oh my god. The ladies have no idea the amount of damage. Hold on, folks. Let me pull this [ __ ] out of here. I'm going to I'm going to pull this thing out of here. Oh my god. He's pointing straight at me, guys. There's the mangroves. All right.

[00:15:35]Oh [ __ ] There goes the entire mangro.

[00:15:40]What is this? Oh [ __ ] Speaking of the mangroves.

[00:15:44]I told I edit it out. I'll edit it out.

[00:15:47]Don't worry about it. I'll I'll edit it out. I I promise I'll edit it out.

[00:15:53]I'm telling you guys. I'm telling you.

[00:15:55]You guys don't think You guys don't think half of this [ __ ] happens. I see it happening before it happens. My god, that's crazy, bro.

[00:16:07]All right.

[00:16:09]Poor mangoes, bro. You heard them all crunch. Listen, they've been through a lot, guys. It's And it's And then we haven't even had a hurricane.

[00:16:16]That was wild.

[00:16:23]You know, it is. He was caught in the corner and he didn't want to go back. I guess he couldn't go back cuz there's Look, there's there's just more people.

[00:16:32]Oh my goodness.

[00:16:35]I don't know how much of the camera got that, but wild to say the least.

[00:16:49]Oh, we're going to keep an We're going to keep an eye on this this Proline, bro, because this might be the hero when a hero comes along with the strength to carry on. All right. If you guys don't know, a hero is basically the guy who makes our day. All right.

[00:17:06]Isn't that what heroes are all about?

[00:17:08]They just make your day.

[00:17:11]Wow.

[00:17:18]And I'm here thinking that Oh, man.

[00:17:22]Yeah. That the the mango snapped in half.

[00:17:37]All right. Um, everybody's trying to look for a a spot. We got a little flat spot here.

[00:17:53]Hey, how was the fishing, bro?

[00:17:56]>> Huh? I went to the Keys.

[00:17:58]>> You went to the Keys?

[00:17:59]>> Yeah.

[00:17:59]>> Was it any good or no? The fishing or no?

[00:18:01]>> Uh, no. I didn't fish.

[00:18:02]>> No, you just chung out.

[00:18:03]>> Drove down slow down.

[00:18:05]>> How was it on the way back? A little chop, huh?

[00:18:07]>> A little bit, but it's like south winder going.

[00:18:10]>> Yeah.

[00:18:10]>> And then going against it.

[00:18:11]>> Yeah. Yeah. All right. So, you're good.

[00:18:16]Anything crazy happened yet?

[00:18:18]>> Right now, some guy just told me you saw him eat the the the mangroves.

[00:18:21]>> I didn't see you, but I'm like, he should be sitting right there with the camera. I wonder if you hit him. You thought I got hit?

[00:18:27]>> I didn't see you, but I'm like that's usually where he sits with the camera.

[00:18:30]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:18:32]>> Well, yeah. I'm going to get him now.

[00:18:34]Watch. I'm going to get him now. Here in the corner.

[00:18:37]>> I'm Is this is what you call a two for one?

[00:18:45]All right. Oh my goodness, guys. Round two.

[00:18:50]Oh man. Please, please, please get it.

[00:18:52]Please got it. Got it. All right. Thank goodness. All right, guys. Thank goodness no mangroves were hurt in the making of this video, folks. Alfred Montaire wants to say, Guys, he said he's going to take out the duck. I'm about to make a seat as always. Hey, I'm out of here, bro. Um, somebody call the city and tell them to go plant some new mangroves. I'm out of here. Boom.

[00:19:33]>> Welcome to Black Point Marina, folks. We got some visitors.

[00:19:39]All right, let's see what's going on here. Ramp.

[00:19:44]It's during the week. kind of quiet, but we got some important people we got to talk to, folks.

[00:19:54]Wait for it.

[00:19:58]>> Wait for it.

[00:19:58]>> Look, look who it is in the stomping grounds.

[00:20:04]>> Biggy, >> it's so nice to see you.

[00:20:06]>> Good to see you guys.

[00:20:07]>> Nice to see you.

[00:20:08]>> Look at Bob.

[00:20:10]>> Good to see you.

[00:20:11]>> Good to see you.

[00:20:12]>> And then we got Chris back there. Hey.

[00:20:15]>> So, so first of all, >> welcome to my office.

[00:20:20]>> Actually, this is not technically my live.

[00:20:23]>> This is Chit Cho Live.

[00:20:24]>> Yeah.

[00:20:25]>> Get in here, Chris. Get Don't Don't Don't hide from the camera.

[00:20:28]>> Okay.

[00:20:28]>> I keep backing up into the shade.

[00:20:30]>> Is this Is this the first time you guys ever been to Blackpoint?

[00:20:33]>> Yes, absolutely.

[00:20:34]>> Okay. So, what's your first impression?

[00:20:37]>> Well, it it looks a lot like we see on TV. I mean, on your >> Yeah. Yeah. Well, you guys watch it on TV like a lot of people.

[00:20:43]>> Yeah. But it's, you know, I was just telling Chris, this is hard to believe this is like what, 10 miles from downtown Miami or something like that.

[00:20:50]>> It's crazy.

[00:20:51]>> It's crazy.

[00:20:51]>> Okay. What's up, guys? How you guys doing?

[00:20:53]>> We're fans.

[00:20:54]>> Oh, man. Come here. Come take a picture.

[00:20:56]>> Yeah. Let's go, dude. Here.

[00:20:58]>> Here. Yeah. Hold that real quick.

[00:20:59]>> This is >> What's up, man? How you doing? What's your name?

[00:21:02]>> Maurice. Maurice. Let's go.

[00:21:08]>> These are these are actually the people who actually supply me with >> How's it going, Chris? Nice to meet you.

[00:21:13]Nice to meet the world.

[00:21:14]>> Nice to meet you.

[00:21:15]>> He has a huge following. I never drove a boat because of you, man.

[00:21:18]>> I'm telling you, man. I want to hear that, dude.

[00:21:20]>> Come on, man. You're ruining me.

[00:21:22]>> Here, hold on. Put Christopher sunglasses on. Tell us what you what you see.

[00:21:26]>> Okay. Okay. Look, this this will be as authentic. Okay. So, right now, >> like, wow.

[00:21:34]Oh my god. This is great.

[00:21:37]>> And plus, it's a good fit for you.

[00:21:39]>> And it feels it feels great. It's not loose. This is not too tight and it fits right with >> Go look at the water. Go look at the water. That's That's where This is where This is what Okay. So, you know, when I film, I'm always worried about the crocodile, right?

[00:21:53]>> Now, now take off your glasses >> and and and you can see the bottom, man.

[00:22:02]>> Okay. So, the reason why I'm still alive is because of hook optics. Fred can't get me because he he can't see. I I can see anything in the bottom.

[00:22:13]>> And it's actually it's actually even better over there at the angle that I'm at that I can see within the rocks. I see all the fish >> because with these I see the glare >> and these are polarized, >> not like this.

[00:22:24]>> This is >> We get this from your site.

[00:22:27]>> Well, you can get it from their site.

[00:22:28]>> From their site, but we got to get a way to reference you, you know.

[00:22:32]>> Yes.

[00:22:32]>> But um yeah, the the lens may >> Today's video was brought to you by Hook Optics. To get more information on Hook Sunglasses, go to hooksunglasses.com.