Mitosis

Added: 2026-05-10

[00:00:00]Are you real?

[00:00:03]Real?

[00:00:05]>> [music] >> Yeah, I want to meet Soul Tarmy.

[00:00:07]You are Soul Tarmy?

[00:00:10]Oh.

[00:00:15]You were wrong, Knox. You were You It's really nice to meet you. I'm a big fan.

[00:00:22]Yo.

[00:00:24]>> [cough] [clears throat] >> So meet AJ. He's a Okay. Yeah.

[00:00:32]Bro, there was a guy like he was he he's one of the top player of Urshifu 2 and he published some stuff on Facebook saying he meet the real Soul Tarmy and it was me, bro. And I was like, bro, I know anyone. Bro, what [laughter] Are you serious?

[00:00:53]Bro, then then like two two hours then he deleted the the thing and he blocked >> [laughter] >> Yeah, can you can you dog on a void?

[00:01:07]Yo, what is that reckless, bro?

[00:01:12]Quickly for the for the audio, can you quickly say Evolis dodging cuz I hate her?

[00:01:17]>> [music] >> Or she's better than Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:01:20]Evolis Wait, so how how old are you?

[00:01:26]I'm two.

[00:01:29]I'm two years old, bro.

[00:01:31]Go, Soul Tarmy.

[00:01:32]I got you.

[00:01:34]I'm not dying, bro.

[00:01:37]I want to And he's dead.

[00:01:40]>> [laughter] >> I hate Soul Tarmy.

[00:01:42]Oh my god.

[00:01:45]Just like the real thing. All right.

[00:01:48]It's okay, dude. There's a way out of this. Just play major.

[00:01:51]No, no, wait. No, no.

[00:01:54]I'm actually really close to 2 million on Urshifu battle points. I should probably keep track of that, then.

[00:02:02]2 million?

[00:02:04]I'm not reaching that.

[00:02:07]Yeah, how many games is that? How many games do you have on Urshi? It's a lot.

[00:02:09]Too many. Like 9K.

[00:02:12]No, 9,000, yeah. 9,200 something.

[00:02:17]He knows more than this. [laughter] I don't know how you got invited to this game. You should call Imax a bald [ __ ] Good video coverage. [clears throat] >> [laughter] >> Don't feed that.

[00:02:33]Take your [ __ ] I usually should. I I ball as well.

[00:02:39]My Wi-Fi. I mean, now now we can fight him in jungle. Now we can. Now we can.

[00:02:42]Come on.

[00:02:44]Yeah, yeah. Let's attack him.

[00:02:50]I can't survive this [ __ ] Oh, I cannot survive this [ __ ] He >> [music] >> killed me.

[00:02:56]I can enter enter.

[00:02:59]Okay, what is it?

[00:03:00]Nice. Just pivot the dragon. Pivot the dragon.

[00:03:03]Which one?

[00:03:04]Um the Metagross, actually.

[00:03:06]Oh, okay. Okay.

[00:03:09]I body you. I slam.

[00:03:17]I'm going to go for the bees.

[00:03:20]All right. All right. I'm getting nervous.

[00:03:23]Finally I'm done, bro.

[00:03:25]It should be big, I guess.

[00:03:29]I use me.

[00:03:31]Oh, this auction jumped into the main league with all of his moves. That's really cool.

[00:03:35]That's the ultimate Urshifu.

[00:03:37]I have ulti.

[00:03:40]Oh, he started the fight. Oh.

[00:03:42]I'm I'm I'm okay.

[00:03:46]Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:03:48]We need to grab the the this [ __ ] He talked [ __ ] We need to laugh.

[00:03:53]I'm just going to ult.

[00:03:56]Oh, okay.

[00:04:04]He He's ripping on something.

[00:04:06]Okay.

[00:04:08]I'm pivoting. Go, bro. You can do it.

[00:04:11]I'm ripping on something.

[00:04:13]I'm Oh, I don't know what he says.

[00:04:20]Ninja.

[00:04:22]I have 28.

[00:04:36]>> [music] >> I choose death.

[00:05:08]>> [music] >> All right.

[00:05:14]Let's see [clears throat] how many shots it takes me for my Blissey to be AJ levels.

[00:05:19]Oh, no. I like my good support.

[00:05:22]>> [laughter] [music] >> You're still You're still bringing that up. You're [laughter] still on it.

[00:05:39]I forgot about that, honestly.

[00:05:42]I kind of want to go back cuz it pisses me off so much. You know, >> [laughter] >> I can't win on any character today. I'm just going to play Urshifu.

[00:05:49]Whatever, man.

[00:05:51]No, I can do this. I can I can play No, no, no. Watch this. I can play a character >> another character. Play Dark Bear.

[00:05:59]You're so encouraging.

[00:06:01]You're so You're so nice to me.

[00:06:03]I can [clears throat] play You know what? My other gold badge.

[00:06:06]This will be great. I'm going to win.

[00:06:08]All right. I'm not worried about you.

[00:06:12]Hello.

[00:06:13]Why are we fighting?

[00:06:14]He came back to save Charmander. He should have left him to die.

[00:06:19]Damn.

[00:06:24]All right. The Urshifu is my brag.

[00:06:27]Dragonite's my counterpart.

[00:06:28]There There's one reason why I bring Dragonite Why I chose Dragonite. Get ready for my arrival, world.

[00:06:38]>> [music] [music] [music] >> Next time we'll be the same.

[00:07:22]Oh, that's so fun.

[00:07:24]No one wants to be my friend.

[00:07:27]They think I am unstable.

[00:07:30]Do you?

[00:07:32]Yeah.

[00:07:34]Can I start calling you Carl now?

[00:07:36]>> [laughter] >> Good ending.

[00:07:43]You remember when we when we fought this girl who didn't respect her opinion on this Floyd.

[00:07:50]The we? Oh, sorry. Did you Just you.

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