Mike Myers | Full Episode

Added: 2026-05-17

[00:00:01][cheering] [music] [cheering] [cheering and applause] >> Thank you very much.

[00:00:14]Thank you.

[00:00:17]>> [cheering] >> I appreciate it. THANK YOU.

[00:00:20]>> [applause] [cheering] >> WOO!

[00:00:28]>> [cheering] >> THANK YOU.

[00:00:35]HAVE A SEAT.

[00:00:36]THAT'S THAT'S [cheering] TOO KIND.

[00:00:38]THAT'S IT. IT'S IT'S I [screaming] I OH!

[00:00:45]OH!

[00:00:46]THAT'S RIGHT. AND I BACK AT YOU. RIGHT RIGHT STRAIGHT back at you. You take it and you you hold it like that and then you shake it and you go craps.

[00:00:55]Thank you so much and also by THE WAY GOD!

[00:01:00]>> [cheering] >> ALL RIGHT. WELL, YOU KNOW, I CAN TELL. I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO ask you the question.

[00:01:04]I I can tell you feel it. It's It's in the air. It's spring. Spring is in the AIR AND I >> [applause] >> OH!

[00:01:14]I JUST TOOK MY TEMPERATURE BACKSTAGE AND I'VE got spring fever. I do.

[00:01:18]ANYBODY FEVERISH LIKE ME?

[00:01:20]>> [cheering] >> I DON'T KNOW.

[00:01:23]WHAT HAPPENS I GET RESTLESS, YOU KNOW, I it's either spring fever or I that fifth mocha chocolate I had.

[00:01:30]It happens this time of year though. Oh man, I get I it's it's warmer and the sun is shining and my winter coat is shedding and I'm in heat and I I'm I'm thinking of my cat. I'm sorry.

[00:01:44]Anyway, I love the spring. I really do.

[00:01:46]I love the spring and I I love to do springy things and here's what I'm talking about. There are the These are the top five springy things that I suggest that you do. These are things that I do. You don't have to do them.

[00:01:55]They're just suggestions. But number one, break out the espadrilles and tube tops. I'm I'm wearing mine right under this. After the show is over, I TAKE IT OFF.

[00:02:05]>> [cheering] [applause] >> MY ESPADRILLES.

[00:02:11]NUMBER TWO SPRINGIEST THING to do is running through a field of daisies. If you don't have daisies, a daffodil will do you. And if you live in an urban area, you just run through the middle of the street, but do it naked. Trust me, springy.

[00:02:24]Number three, and that's the the daydream. Always. I've got this recurring daydream going lately.

[00:02:31]I can't tell you all of it. I I will say it involves me, Ryan Gosling, Tootie from Facts of Life, and a very intense game of Boggle.

[00:02:40]>> [cheering] >> Number four springy thing to do, walk with a parasol. There is nothing that says spring like twirling a parasol. Am I right, ladies of the 1800s?

[00:02:52]>> [laughter] >> If you don't have a parasol, you can use an umbrella, but people are going to think it's raining just where you are or just that you're cuckoo.

[00:03:00]Um, and finally, number five my list of springy things to do is fall in love.

[00:03:04]FALL IN LOVE.

[00:03:07]>> [applause] >> AND IF YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE, I HAVE SOME advice for you. Lower your standards.

[00:03:18]>> [applause] >> It's easy.

[00:03:21]Love is in the air, people.

[00:03:23]Oh, and there's one thing you can do all year long, and I promise it's going to make you feel very springy every single time, and that's if you dance.

[00:03:30]>> [music] [cheering] [music] [cheering] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music and cheering] [music] [cheering] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> YEAH.

[00:04:54]>> [applause and cheering] >> YOU DID IT.

[00:04:58]OH.

[00:04:59]>> [applause] >> YOU DID IT. I MET SOME PEOPLE ON THE WAY WHEN I WAS DANCING. I met some lovely people from Miami.

[00:05:05]What's your name, ma'am? Evelyn. Hi.

[00:05:07]Bellin. Evelyn Bellin. Yes.

[00:05:11]I'm Ellen, Evelyn Bellin.

[00:05:15]All right. Well, you know what? I All of you are good dancers. I I got stopped along the way. I wish I would have spent time with each and every one of you. I'm sure you're from somewhere, and uh I appreciate you for being here. And once in a while, I look out in the audience, and I have people dancing that look like celebrities. And when I see that, I put it all together, and we do something called celebrity audience dancing.

[00:05:42]>> [music] [music] [applause and cheering] [music] [cheering] [music] [cheering] [music] [music] [music] >> Yeah.

[00:06:38]>> [applause and cheering] >> ALL RIGHT.

[00:06:43]WELL, >> [applause] >> I GUARANTEE you at least one celebrity is going to dance today and his name is Mike Myers. HE'S HERE TODAY. MIKE MYERS.

[00:06:50]>> [cheering] [applause] >> HE'S [cheering] IN SHREK THE THIRD WHICH OPENS TODAY.

[00:06:59]>> [applause] >> ALL RIGHT. SHREK THE THIRD OPENS TODAY.

[00:07:05]Finding Nemo the Second opens I don't know.

[00:07:09]Also, you know, this is what everybody who shops in thrift stores hopes to happen.

[00:07:14]This woman paid I don't know if you heard the story it's it's incredible.

[00:07:17]She paid $5 for what she thought was an ugly painting. She was going to give to a friend as a joke. She finds out later that it might be and I I think it is but it might be an original Jackson Pollock painting worth $50 million.

[00:07:31]And she's been trying to prove it for 15 years and she's got lots of proof and there's a DVD out that if you pay attention to it I I don't see how she's wrong. Teri Horton is here and she's going to tell her incredible story.

[00:07:43]>> [applause] >> And Here's a coincidence Here's a Here's a painting. This is a coincidence. Someone sent this to me and it's me the way that Warhol used to do the paintings. Now, obviously it's it's not a Warhol. I mean, I don't think it's signed and uh I don't think I've ever posed for Warhol, so I don't think it is me, but I do remember dying my hair green and it was [clears throat] very wild St. Patrick's Day. Anyway, that was cool. This company sent this to me. I thank you. On Wednesday, a Warhol painting sold at Sotheby's for $71 million.

[00:08:20]Wow.

[00:08:21]Wow. Um maybe this is real.

[00:08:25]I need to look at it closer.

[00:08:27]Um anyway, if this is real, goodbye to my second job at Bed Bath & Beyond. I'll tell you that.

[00:08:35]>> [laughter] >> And this is my my prop master Robert Lee always goes to thrift stores and finds really cool things and he found this at a thrift store that's got to be worth a lot of money. It was only You can see the price tag on it was $5, but this is this is an antique.

[00:08:51]This is me uh and it's for my sitcom, probably for the first season. It says what time it airs and I'm it's signed and and it's also a rare pose. I can't do that anymore.

[00:09:05]That has to be worth something. That was before my back injury. So, you can't put a price on art. Some some price is is uh it's priceless.

[00:09:15]Especially if it's if it's art and that you send in for our segment called viewer art. This is from Barbara Breckenridge in East Canton, Ohio and look what she made me right here.

[00:09:28]This is I'm going to put it down for a second. It's a statue that she said it's of me holding me holding me cuz I was best Oscar host, best talk show host, and kindest of humans. That's why she made >> [applause] >> a statue.

[00:09:47]>> [applause] >> Watch this.

[00:09:51]What if I do this? What if it's me holding me, holding me, holding me, holding [cheering] me, holding me?

[00:09:59]>> [applause] >> WOW.

[00:10:03]>> [applause] >> I CALL THIS ONE CONGRATULATIONS, you've blown my mind.

[00:10:12]>> [applause] >> All right.

[00:10:17]>> [applause] >> This one's from Lonnie Donahue. Lonnie Donahue?

[00:10:23]Well, Lonnie Donahue from Margate, Florida, and this is when we took the show to Orlando, Universal Orlando, and uh See this right here?

[00:10:35]Yeah. This is either me or the Unabomber, I'm not sure.

[00:10:41]>> [applause] >> Now, when we were doing the show at the the Universal Orlando Resort, it rained, and so I put on my poncho, everybody there put on their ponchos, and I remember going through the crowd and seeing someone sketching me. So, she was uh a lot of people bring cameras, some people just bring a sketch pad. Um and look behind me there, uh there's Jaws right behind me, and she didn't bother to to warn me, she just kept on sketching.

[00:11:06]I call this one maybe I'll pull up my poncho so the shark won't attack me.

[00:11:11]All right, thanks for sending those in, and you can go to our website to find out how you can send in your artwork.

[00:11:15]And since people are always sending me art, I thought it would be nice for me to make something for for you, for the audience, cuz I did the Gladys T-shirt, and that didn't I didn't intend it for being a T-shirt, but it turned out to be a T-shirt, but now I want to give all of you a piece of art that maybe worth something someday. Bring out the sketchpad. And what I'll do Again, I want to I want to say that I'm not an artist, but um Hey, um Robert, can you hold this?

[00:11:46]Okay.

[00:11:48]I'm going to do this cuz this is the original. That's going to be worth something right there.

[00:11:52]Um >> [laughter] >> Uh-oh.

[00:12:09]>> [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] [cheering] [applause] >> All right. Um I look a little high.

[00:12:45]>> [laughter] >> All right, I'm going TO NEED UH >> [cheering] [applause] >> LET'S DO UM >> [cheering] [applause] >> LET'S DO 200 OF THESE FOR EVERYBODY HERE. YOU GOT IT.

[00:13:03]>> [cheering] >> ALL RIGHT, WE'LL GET THEM.

[00:13:06]>> [applause] >> ALL RIGHT.

[00:13:08]YOU'RE ALL GETTING RARE ARTWORK.

[00:13:11]IF I WERE YOU, I'd put that in a vault in a an envelope and call it children's college fund and uh You're welcome, future generations. All right, when we come back, we're going to talk to this lucky woman, uh Terri Horton. We'll be right back. All right.

[00:13:24]>> [cheering] >> SO, HOW DO YOU TURN A $5 INVESTMENT INTO $50 our next guest is about to tell us.

[00:13:30]She's the subject of a new documentary "Who the Blank is Jackson Pollock?"

[00:13:35]From Costa Mesa, California, please welcome Terri Horton.

[00:13:39]>> [cheering] [music] [music] [cheering] >> Okay, Terri. This is I know a little bit about this story and I What beautiful blue eyes. Well, thank you very much.

[00:14:05]>> Really, I couldn't help that. They're gorgeous. So, so I know I know the story but I want everybody to hear it from the beginning. I know the answers to this but tell us how you came across this Should we We'll We'll show it in a minute. Tell us how you came across the art. I have a friend that was down in the dumps. She'd lost a child and I had gone out to buy some hay for my son's horses and across the street was a brand new thrift store that I'd never been to and I know all of them in San Bernardino.

[00:14:29]So, I decided I'd go in there and look for some crazy gift to cheer her up and I walked in in the back of the room was this painting with all these colors on it and she hates abstract. She lived in a little 25-ft trailer. I wouldn't go through the door and if it went through the door, there's no wall, right? So, she wanted $8 for it and I said, "I love her but I don't love her that much." So, she let me let me have it for five and I took it to her place and we sat out there and leaned it up against the trailer and we got to drinking beer and we were going to throw darts at it.

[00:15:00]We drank too much beer and never got around to it. So, then I put it back in storage and forgot about it. So, you paid $5 for it and you're just going to throw darts at it. Right. All right. So, at what point did you realize then that it was worth something more than throwing darts at? About 8 months later, I had to get rid of my storage shed. I couldn't afford to pay for it anymore.

[00:15:20]So, I told all my friends, "Come on over and I'm going to give all my good junk away."

[00:15:24]>> Mhm. And a friend of mine was dating an art professor and I said, "Have him come over and I'll give him a canvas. Maybe they can use it in school or something."

[00:15:32]So, he come over and he looked at it and he said, "Oh my god." And I thought he'd seen a black widow or something because San Bernardino's full of them, right?

[00:15:40]And I said, "What's the matter?" He said, "This might be a Jackson Pollock."

[00:15:43]I said, "Who the IS JACKSON POLLOCK?"

[00:15:47]>> [cheering] >> THAT'S how the movie got its name.

[00:15:54]>> [cheering] >> All right.

[00:15:59]>> [applause] >> LET'S OBVIOUSLY, OBVIOUSLY THIS IS not a Jackson Pollock. This is a This is a uh a photograph of you cuz you have that tucked away somewhere.

[00:16:09]>> Right. All right. So, this is what it is though, basically. And it's this big.

[00:16:12]It's this size?

[00:16:15]Right? It's this size? Okay. So, what's what's amazing to me is how people are not believing you because you've got so much evidence already.

[00:16:24]You've Tell people what what you've been doing to prove that this is because it's not signed. No, it's not signed and Pollock rarely signed his his work because his paintings were his signature. So, you've learned a lot about You know You know who the better expert on Jackson Pollock than those that say they are.

[00:16:40]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:16:40]>> [laughter] >> Yeah.

[00:16:41]But I went to forensic science to get it authenticated and print was discovered on the back of my painting and the Peter Paul Biro, who is my authenticator, went out to the studio and found a print on a paint can, a Duco paint can. He also then went to the tape museum in London and located a print on on the painting of a naked man with a knife.

[00:17:05]And all the pigments on the studio floor matched the paint on my painting.

[00:17:10]The evidence just goes on and on and on.

[00:17:13]And It seems that way. So, so what's what's the problem?

[00:17:17]>> Yeah. Well, the art world doesn't want to accept They know they know for a fact that it's an an original Pollock painting, but they don't want to accept it because if forensic science ever gets into the art world, it's going to open Pandora's Box and it's going to blow the cover on all the corruption in the art world.

[00:17:38]And so that's why they fight it.

[00:17:40]Collectors don't want it in there because then they're afraid that the paintings they got on the wall are fakes.

[00:17:45]So they fight the forensic science. It's not because it's not a Pollock. They know it is. So so you've been offered first you were offered 2 million for it.

[00:17:52]>> Right. Then you were offered 9 million for it.

[00:17:54]>> Right. Now I assume that would do lovely things for your life.

[00:17:58]>> Not principle wise it won't. So you're just on the principle alone. You think it's worth how much?

[00:18:04]Um I I I don't think it's worth a dime myself.

[00:18:10]So you don't like it. No. You still don't like it.

[00:18:12]>> No.

[00:18:13]>> [laughter] >> Well, take a look at it.

[00:18:17]Yeah, well that's the thing about >> learned about about abstract. Now, you have to visualize this, right? He had cans of paint and all this and he put sticks in there and turkey basters and he squirted it all over this canvas.

[00:18:30]Well, I read about abstract artist and why people buy paintings like this is because they want to get into the trauma of the artist that did it. Well, don't you have enough trauma of your own that you want to get into somebody else's trauma?

[00:18:43]>> Yeah, that's a good point.

[00:18:44]>> Right. You know, so it never made very good sense to me. So what is it worth?

[00:18:49]Um David Geffen just sold one for $140 million, the highest price painting that was ever paid, which matches this. If you put them together, the lines all mingle. The colors are different.

[00:18:59]>> Mhm. But uh they're very similar.

[00:19:02]>> That's All right, so yeah, that's >> Right there. Right.

[00:19:04]>> That's the one on the Pollock on the right side.

[00:19:06]>> side mine Oh, that was on that side.

[00:19:08]Okay.

[00:19:08]>> Geffen's is the one number five.

[00:19:10]>> Right. Yeah, so it seems like David Geffen would want to buy it and turn it around and >> No, he's selling all of his.

[00:19:14]>> Yeah. Yeah. So, you know the people that are buying.

[00:19:18]No, I don't. All right.

[00:19:19]>> [laughter] >> Well, I'm going to see if I can help you cuz I think you you know, this is crazy.

[00:19:22]I mean, there are fingerprints in there that to me it it seems like it's >> It's it's you know what I call it, uh Ellen, is a travesty of justice. Mhm. I have numerous cases laying on my desk right now of of people that have a a Michelangelo, a Kahlo, a Picasso, a Turner and they can't get into the auction houses or have anybody in the art world talk to them.

[00:19:45]And they have provenance, they have more evidence than what I do.

[00:19:49]But, see, the common person cannot get into the art world.

[00:19:53]You can.

[00:19:55]>> [laughter] >> I'll help you. I will I WILL HELP >> [cheering] [applause] >> I WILL HELP YOU.

[00:20:01]THANK YOU.

[00:20:02]ALL RIGHT.

[00:20:03]>> [applause] >> IT'S AN AMAZING STORY, it really is.

[00:20:05]Now, listen. You Seeing as you never know what some I mean, that's why we go to thrift stores. I do it all the time.

[00:20:11]I love finding things and you never know what something's going to be worth. I want to give you something and I'm not saying what it's going to be worth. At some point, it may be Bring it on out. I want to give you IT'S ORIGINAL.

[00:20:22]AW.

[00:20:24]>> [applause] >> THAT'S YOURS. I LOVE THAT. THEY'RE GETTING THE COPIES, but you're getting the original. That is a darling picture.

[00:20:29]Thank you so much. Now Cool. You're going to >> [applause and cheering] >> YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE this DVD when you see it. You're going to understand why it's crazy that people are not admitting that this is a the real deal. Uh you're all getting this the DVD and >> [cheering] >> Stay in touch, will you?

[00:20:45]>> [applause] >> All right, we'll be BACK WITH MIKE MYERS AFTER THIS. DON'T GO AWAY. ALL RIGHT.

[00:20:49]>> [cheering] >> FROM WAYNE'S WORLD TO AUSTIN POWERS to Shrek, our first guest is responsible for some of the most memorable characters in history. Please welcome the INCREDIBLY TALENTED MIKE MYERS.

[00:21:00]>> [cheering and music] [applause] [cheering] [music] [cheering and applause] [cheering] [music] [cheering and applause] [cheering] [music] [music] [cheering] [music] [cheering] [music] [cheering] [music] >> WOW.

[00:21:57]I love that song. Honestly, that should be If the United Nations had their own anthem, it should be that.

[00:22:02]>> It should be. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, will you all please skank for sex machine. Thank you.

[00:22:07]>> that song, too. You can't You can't not move to that song. I don't I think it's physically impossible.

[00:22:13]>> We danced before and I don't Do you remember the song? It was this song.

[00:22:17]>> Was it this song?

[00:22:18]>> yes. And where was it? Oh, I think I think it was I want to say Now, I'm going to sound like such a celebrity. Like it was Kate Capshaw's birthday party, actually.

[00:22:28]Or was it on a yacht with Liza Minnelli?

[00:22:31]>> [laughter] >> Uh it's hard to remember, but I think Yeah, yeah, we I remember I actually I didn't even know you.

[00:22:40]>> And this song came up and I was like, "Oh my god, would you This honestly, this song is like unbelievable." And I just started dancing and then I went and I caught your eye and we were like >> [laughter] >> It was like I I didn't even know or we danced for like 7 hours? Something like that. [laughter] People were bringing in food for us to keep it going, you know? People We actually kind of cleared the dance floor and we just started and I I I didn't know you as well, and it was just so much fun. We went nuts on that song.

[00:23:08]Yeah. And we don't have any memory of where it was, but it was fun.

[00:23:11]But since then we've Well, yeah. Well, we both passed out by the end of it, and that's what you said. And then we were carried home with service. It actually has a tragic and sad ending. Yeah.

[00:23:21]I'm depressed now. I didn't dance with you this time because I'm just I I'm I'm fine because it's been so much time has passed, but >> Yes.

[00:23:29]But I'm still healing from my back thing. Have you ever been injured in that situation?

[00:23:33]>> just had Has anybody ever had four wisdom teeth out? Oh. I just So, they tell you, you know, and I had a great doctors and stuff, but they said it would be 3 days. And yeah, right. 3 days. So, honestly, what I didn't realize is that the teeth that come out of you are like Flintstone teeth.

[00:23:51]They're like three They're like when Fred gets the ribs on his car in the opening credits. They're like these huge things like this. And then the the painkillers like, you know, and I had to write comedy. Like I I write I go to work 9 to 5. I write comedy, but I was just insane. Wait, how recent was this?

[00:24:08]>> This is like 2 weeks ago.

[00:24:09]>> Oh. Yeah, and I I was I had these painkillers, and they're they're not nothing, people.

[00:24:15]These things are not nothing. I and I I was so at the end of it, I was like, you know, just like, "Hi, everybody." And he was like, "What are you doing?" And then they showed me in a baggy they showed me these huge four teeth, you know, with the They looked like they could have names, each of them, like, "I'm Tommy Tooth." And they were like, "Would you like them?" And I thought, "Actually, no. I don't really have show and tell anymore."

[00:24:38]And but I had the presence of mind to go, "Don't sell them on eBay."

[00:24:42]>> [laughter] >> And then the the things were so strong that that night I don't even remember I went to make a sandwich, and I and I went and I put peanut butter on my hand.

[00:24:52]I was just like, "This bread sucks."

[00:24:56]>> [laughter] >> So, I I had to get out I'd rather be in pain than than that crazy kind of >> Yeah. It's no fun, right?

[00:25:01]>> No, I was on uh pills for about I don't know, 6 days or something like that.

[00:25:06]Finally got off them because it was just it's not good. You don't You don't want to feel like that. But yeah, it's just it's weird. And the older you get when you have your wisdom teeth out, it's it's harder and >> Well, I'm 22, so it wasn't that hard, but Uh yes, so I hear when you get [laughter] a little older. I meant past like 10 or something like that.

[00:25:23]>> Yes. So, I have not seen you lately. Are you still living in LA or New York? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

[00:25:28]I don't know.

[00:25:28]>> Okay. And I just finished writing this movie called The Love Guru, and I went to these little theaters in in New York, and I would I would work on the character. And now I'm going to start shooting it in about a month.

[00:25:39]>> And what kind of character is The Love Guru? I assume you're The Love Guru.

[00:25:42]>> I am The Love Guru, in fact, yes.

[00:25:44]>> Where is he from? He is from He is from America, but he is abandoned in India, and he He grows up in an ashram, becomes a guru, and helps the Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

[00:25:58]>> Mhm.

[00:25:59]You know, which >> [applause] >> I figure now Now the only way I will see a a Stanley Cup for the Toronto Maple Leafs in my life is if I write it.

[00:26:07]>> Uh-huh. So.

[00:26:09]All right. We have to take a break.

[00:26:11]We'll be back with Mike Myers. Truth or dare?

[00:26:15]Dare. Okay.

[00:26:17]I dare you to make out with me.

[00:26:21]Okay, Wayne.

[00:26:23]Excellent.

[00:26:32]>> [cheering] [applause] >> Back with Mike Myers.

[00:26:41]I just like to point out we're just good friends.

[00:26:44]Just good friends. We're But wasn't that freaky, though? I mean >> Oh, it's all freaky. Are you kidding? I I never thought I'd actually get to be an actor. I wanted to do this since I was a little kid. I never thought I every one of my my career dreams, A that I have a career, but B that all of my dreams have come true. I I wanted to be on Saturday Night Live since I was a little kid. I I wanted to uh have like a Clouseau type series of films. I loved the Pink Panther. My dad was a huge Peter Sellers fan. I got to with Austin Powers. I got to write Wayne's World and then now I'm in Shrek. I get to be Shrek, which is >> [applause] >> the most amazing thing in the world.

[00:27:24]And what do you How do What do you I mean really, you have to sit back and think about your life and go, "I mean, what do you attribute that to?" Do you think about it? Like you just actually really think about things and they they >> I'm a hard worker. I mean, you know, my dad was my dad was a very silly man, but he his advice to me was, "You know, on Friday, go home, do your homework so you can enjoy Friday night, Saturday night Saturday night, and Sunday night." So so were you Would you say you were middle class? Were you poor? How did you grow up? I would say working class, you know.

[00:27:53]I mean, that means I I didn't get a lot of stuff. Like instead of like, you know, my parents were like, "Well, nobody'll bloody see you. These are good enough." So I would get instead of like instead of Tommy Hilfiger, I'd get like Tommy Hillclimber, you know?

[00:28:04]Get the the knockoff, you know? And it's just the it's Adidas. Dad, it's got five stripes. I know it's not Adidas. Well, it's it's Badidas. Badidas are just as good.

[00:28:14]>> [laughter] >> I never knew what Advil was. It was Radvil my whole life.

[00:28:18]You know, so it's I We always had the knockoff brand. I always loved to, "No one's going to bloody see you." It's like, you don't want to hear that when you're a kid. No, no, cuz everybody >> going to notice you. You're unremarkable in every way."

[00:28:30]>> [laughter] >> Well, that's cool that you got that from them. That's important.

[00:28:33]>> All right, we're going to go We have to take a break again. We're going to come back and we're going to talk about Shrek and then you and I are going to play uh I think celebrity.

[00:28:40]>> I'm the worst person in the world at games, but No, you love games, I thought.

[00:28:44]>> them, but I'm crappy at it.

[00:28:45]>> Oh. Well, then this won't be fun. We'll be back.

[00:28:47]>> No, sorry.

[00:28:48]>> [cheering] >> That was Mike Myers. That's >> [applause] >> Shrek the Third.

[00:28:53]Right? Shrek the Third, yes.

[00:28:55]>> And that was Was that Justin Timberlake's character?

[00:28:57]>> Timberlake, who is the single most talented human being I've ever met in my life.

[00:29:01]>> Yes, the world is his oyster. Whatever he wants to do in show business.

[00:29:04]>> And a sweet man. He is a doll.

[00:29:06]>> kind. All right, so you say you're bad at games, but I have actually been to a game night with you. More charades. He was That was a charade night. But charades is like a say I'm just having performance anxiety. What I wanted to do is I wanted to lower your expectations so that if I'm good, I will appear to be intelligent.

[00:29:23]You see, it's not my first day at this.

[00:29:25]>> That's a That's a smart move.

[00:29:27]>> Yes. I have never played this game. So, um just to try I have. All right, so these are all characters that have been a part of Saturday Night Live. So, that that'll be easy. All right, >> Okay. put them in a clock and you're going to try to make me guess. I'm going to hold it up and you're going to make me guess who it is.

[00:29:42]>> Okay, very good.

[00:29:43]>> Oh, oh. All right.

[00:29:44]>> Okay.

[00:29:44]All right. Uh Garth. Uh uh well, that's you. Garth.

[00:29:50]>> No, no, no, oh Dana Carvey. Sorry.

[00:29:51]>> Ding ding ding ding. Yeah, see. Uh hot tub. Uh hot tub.

[00:29:56]>> Uh Uh Oh gosh, he's also a donkey. Uh Eddie Murphy.

[00:30:02]>> Yes, very good.

[00:30:03]Uh she did the news. She wears glasses.

[00:30:06]Uh uh uh Uh she's Jane Curtin. Uh she wears glasses and she's um she's uh she's a pretty smart girl and uh >> Tina Fey.

[00:30:19]>> Yes.

[00:30:20]>> [bell] >> Um You look marvelous. Uh Billy Crystal.

[00:30:25]No, I was just telling you you look marvelous. That's all. Thank you. I just I don't know, it just came. Uh Hollywood Minute. Uh >> It's not the clubs uh five of clubs is the lack of clubs.

[00:30:38]Uh use It's also a shovel.

[00:30:41]Oh, David Spade.

[00:30:42]>> Yes.

[00:30:43]>> [applause] >> Uh he is him and you're not.

[00:30:48]Uh oh yeah, that's right. Um >> Uh I'm him and you're not. Yeah.

[00:30:53]Him. Yeah.

[00:30:54]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:30:55]>> All right.

[00:30:55]>> Okay.

[00:30:56]>> [applause] >> All right, that was uh Your turn.

[00:31:00]>> Okay.

[00:31:01]All right.

[00:31:02]Uh she's on uh the new adventures of uh of uh yeah, she she married to Brad Hall.

[00:31:09]Uh three days.

[00:31:11]>> Louis-Dreyfus. Okay, very good.

[00:31:14]The old Christine. Uh >> Pass. Uh yeah.

[00:31:16]>> wanted to do that. Sorry. Uh Blades of Glory is his latest film and >> Ferrell.

[00:31:21]>> Yeah. Okay.

[00:31:22]>> [applause] >> Uh he's executive producer of the of the Saturday Night Live. No.

[00:31:27]>> You don't know him? No.

[00:31:29]You have no idea?

[00:31:30]>> Lorne Michaels. Yes.

[00:31:32]>> [applause] >> Uh I must say uh Ed Grimley and any yes.

[00:31:38]>> Um uh very talented actor and uh lots of >> So, Laurence Olivier. Lots of movies, yes.

[00:31:43]>> Okay.

[00:31:44]>> [cheering] >> Yeah.

[00:31:44]>> I'm just trying to help.

[00:31:46]Robert De Niro. Uh first name, yes. And Chaplin, he played in the movie Chaplin.

[00:31:51]>> Robert Downey Jr.

[00:31:51]>> Yes. Okay. Um Uh Groundhog Day and uh >> Bill Murray.

[00:31:57]>> Yeah.

[00:31:59]>> [applause] >> And >> picked I almost picked I didn't pick.

[00:32:01]>> Hosted hosted the Academy the Awards.

[00:32:05]Billy Crystal.

[00:32:07]Uh Uh paper scissors. Um Oliver Stone.

[00:32:14]>> [applause] >> Chris Rock.

[00:32:18]>> Yes.

[00:32:19]See, [applause] they can edit it out.

[00:32:22]See?

[00:32:22]>> ALL RIGHT.

[00:32:22]>> [cheering] >> VERY GOOD.

[00:32:24]>> [applause] >> My My hope is that they will edit out the part where I peeked. So, that's a good thing. Some magic of television.

[00:32:31]>> And we'll add the other two that I missed.

[00:32:33]>> Yes.

[00:32:33]>> All right, it It seven to five. And Mhm. He Yes, he wins.

[00:32:38]>> Canada 7, USA 5.

[00:32:41]>> [applause] >> All right, Shrek the Third opens in theaters today. We'll be right back.

[00:32:46]Don't go away. All right, now we're going to play one of [cheering and applause] my favorite games, Taboo. But today we play it with a twist in honor of our show that we're going to do on a plane with We're going to do that on Tuesday. We're Today we're playing airplane Taboo.

[00:33:00]>> [music] >> Yeah, yeah. All right, here's how we play. I'm going to try to get the contestant to to guess the words, but I can't use the five words that the Taboo list that I I can't use. If I do, you're going to hear this.

[00:33:19]Pardon me. And you get one point for each correct word, and the winner is going to get to go to New York with us on our plane show.

[00:33:26]>> [cheering] >> All right, WE'RE THE [applause] FIRST PLAYER.

[00:33:30]HI.

[00:33:30]>> [cheering] >> STAND ON OUT HERE.

[00:33:33]WHAT'S YOUR NAME? WILL YOU HOLD THIS FOR ME? WHAT'S your name?

[00:33:35]>> Katia. Where do you live?

[00:33:36]>> In Aliso Viejo, California.

[00:33:38]>> what do you do? I'm an interior designer. Oh, you are? For for homes or offices? Oh, good for you. It's a wonderful job, isn't it?

[00:33:45]>> Yes, it's fun. I would like to do that, too. All right. Okay, these are the guys and they're talking to the people and they're like, "Okay, you can land here.

[00:33:52]You can land Yes. Air traffic and uh oh, I want to go somewhere, and so I'll put this on my credit card so I can earn my >> points. free miles.

[00:34:06]FREQUENT FLYER MILES. YES.

[00:34:08]>> [cheering] >> AND UH OH, IT'S NOT A DRIVER'S LICENSE, but it's uh passport. Yeah.

[00:34:15]>> [cheering] [applause] >> Um Oh, I need uh Visine. Uh dry eyes.

[00:34:22]>> Cuz I have red eyes. red shot. Yeah.

[00:34:24]>> [applause] >> All right.

[00:34:27]>> [cheering] >> YEAH. ALL RIGHT.

[00:34:31]>> [applause] >> THANK YOU.

[00:34:33]WE'LL SEE YOU YOU'RE NEXT.

[00:34:34]ALL RIGHT.

[00:34:35]IT CAN IT CAN only go up from here. What's your name? Stand on out here. What's your name? Sandra.

[00:34:40]>> And where do you live? Hermosa Beach.

[00:34:41]>> And what do you do? I'm in advertising.

[00:34:43]Y'all are similarly dressed with your headbands and >> before. Do you know each other? No. No.

[00:34:48]All right.

[00:34:49]>> [laughter] >> All right, let's have 60 seconds on the clock.

[00:34:52]Uh we're going to we're going to fly to this place. We're going to go from here to and it's where >> Destination. Uh Sex and the City was >> Uh Um >> Downtown.

[00:35:03]>> It's a It's not a martini. It's a um >> Bar. Drink. Yes.

[00:35:08]>> Olives. Uh Yeah. Um There's There's It's a fancy kind of drink. It's a and it's the place the >> [laughter] >> Pass. Yes.

[00:35:21]All right.

[00:35:22]And you want to Wow. Um I'll put my little doggie in it.

[00:35:30]Carrier. Dog carrier. Carry-on. Pet carrier. Yeah. Yeah, keep on trying those kind of words.

[00:35:37]>> [laughter] >> And uh Great Great carrier.

[00:35:42]I I It doesn't have the word carrier. to >> [laughter] >> No.

[00:35:45]Oh, I'll put my lettuce in a plastic bag.

[00:35:50]And then I'm going to eat it.

[00:35:51]>> [laughter] [applause] >> Wow. Nothing I could do.

[00:35:57]That was hard. Baggage.

[00:35:59]And then the drink was a Manhattan in the New York City. That was just terrible.

[00:36:05]All right. Well, you know what? You're not going to go home empty-handed. We're going to give you a TiVo AND UM >> [cheering] [applause] >> THANK YOU.

[00:36:15]THANK YOU. THANK YOU. SORRY. THANK YOU.

[00:36:17]BUT YOU, young lady, [applause] Katia, is you're going to go to our show on a plane, but then once you get to New York, we're going to put you up in THE PENINSULA HOTEL.

[00:36:29]>> [cheering] [applause] >> EXCITING!

[00:36:33]YOU'RE WELCOME. YOU'RE WELCOME. ALL RIGHT.

[00:36:36]>> [applause] >> WE'LL BE BACK. DON'T GO AWAY.

[00:36:39]>> [cheering] >> EVERYBODY IN THE AUDIENCE today is getting this Shrek the THIRD VIDEO GAME.

[00:36:44]>> [cheering and screaming] >> ALSO, [applause] YOU'RE GOING HOME WITH this piece of priceless art that I painted for each and every one of you. PASS THEM OUT, EVERYBODY.

[00:36:53]>> [applause and cheering] >> HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND.