You're worshiping a different man than you think

Added: 2026-05-18

[00:00:00]Hey, Christians, white Christians specifically. Uh do me a favor. Picture Jesus in your head for a moment.

[00:00:06]Does he look like this?

[00:00:08]Is this the guy that you pictured?

[00:00:11]That the image that you have of Jesus in your head?

[00:00:14]Cuz guess what?

[00:00:15]That's not Jesus.

[00:00:18]That's actually Michelangelo's boyfriend.

[00:00:20]That's Cesare Borgia.

[00:00:23]Son of Pope Alexander the VI.

[00:00:27]Yeah, that's a gay man that Michelangelo was in love with, so he painted him as Jesus.

[00:00:33]Yeah, Jesus didn't look anything like that. Jesus was a Palestinian.

[00:00:38]Like Bethlehem is in the West Bank.

[00:00:40]And Jesus was born there.

[00:00:43]To other Palestinians.

[00:00:45]I mean, there's a strong possibility that Jesus had darker skin than Barack Obama.

[00:00:52]So.

[00:00:54]I mean, you can keep using that image if you like. You can keep that up on your wall. You can keep praying to Cesare Borgia, the gay man from the Renaissance.

[00:01:03]Uh but I just need you to know that that you're praising a guy who took it up the ass.

[00:01:09]And also was the son of a pope.

[00:01:12]Possibly the worst pope in history, but I do think that he kind of got a bad rap. Not that he was a good guy. No pope's a good guy.

[00:01:18]Not even Leo.

[00:01:20]Who I like. But anyway, hope you have a day.