Celebrities ABANDON Trump’s Big Birthday Party

Added: 2026-05-30

[00:00:00]On Wednesday, the Trump administration announced  the lineup that's going to be playing at their little white trash fair they're having in front of  the White House for America's 250th birthday. But let's be honest, it's actually Donald Trump's 80th  birthday that all these people are celebrating.

[00:00:20]And of course, this administration couldn't pull  a single artist, minus Flow Rider, that's even had a hit this [ __ ] millennium. They're pulling  people from the 80s and 90s. Some even before that to perform because again, nobody that's been  relevant in the last 20 years at least wanted to perform. And it turns out even some of those  artists that they said were performing were never told they were performing never agreed to perform.  And they're all making it abundantly clear right now that we never agreed to this and we're sure  as hell not going to do it. But Morris Day in the Time started it off by saying, "Contrary to rumor,  Morris Day in the Time will not be performing at the Great American State Fair." And soon after,  Young MC, who was also listed as a performer, said, "I have informed my agents that I will  not be performing at the Freedom 250 event."

[00:01:29]The artists were never told about any political  involvement with the event and despite the claims by the organizer that the event is nonpartisan,  Spin magazine describes it as a Trumpbacked plan.

[00:01:40]I hope to perform in DC in the near future at  an event that is not so politically charged.

[00:01:48]So all of these artists, again, a lot of  one hit wonder. Sure. Sorry. Hate to be rude to them as they're backing out because they  have standards. Um, don't mean to insult them, but let's be honest. Name three Young MC songs.  And I'll tell you what, I'll spot you. Bust a move. Okay. Morris Day and the Time. Most of my  generation knows Morris Day and the Time exists because of Jay and Silent Bob Strike back. That  is honestly the only reason I know they exist.

[00:02:21]No offense, you guys are good, but I didn't  know about you till that movie. And honestly, uh, looking at the comments here, like, where is  Ted Nent and Kid Rock? Why are these hasbins who also haven't had a hit in over 20 years? In Ted  Net's case, only one hit ever throughout his whole career. He is by definition a one- hit wonder.  But why are these rednecks not performing? No, you you couldn't even get your loyal dregs to  show up. So instead, people are going to have until they back out, Millie Vanilli, Vanilla Ice,  and Martina McBride. And of course, of course, Flow Rider, who will be performing low and maybe  other songs. I don't know any others, but sure.

[00:03:08]But I gotta wonder, Vanilla Ice and Millie  Vanilli, did Trump stutter when he was trying to say one of their names and not the other, and  so they just wrote both down because they didn't know which one he was actually referring to? Like  Millie Vanilla, Vanilla Ice, I got Millie Vanilla, I got vanilla ice. What? Do them both. [ __ ] it.  I don't know. But this is going to be the saddest little birthday party Donald Trump has ever had.  even sadder than his big old poorly attended military parade last year. I have no doubt that  more and more celebrities will of course back out and we're going to see even more, you know,  D-list musicians added to the lineup. Musicians most of us have probably uh never even heard  of. But nobody wants to go to Little Donniey's birthday party. And it's going to be a massive  flop. And it's going to be the funniest thing to