Guinea Pig Monday

追加: 2026-05-11

[00:00:00]It's great to stay up late. Good morning. Good morning to you.

[00:00:09]Okay, first of all, I can never decide where I want to put the guardians. And this is a problem because I need to decide where I want the guardians to be so that I can do my job.

[00:00:26]Where oh where to put the guardians?

[00:00:33]This is very awkward.

[00:00:37]Um, if I had something Oh, of course.

[00:00:41]Yes, I do. What am I talking about? Of course I do.

[00:00:47]Of course I do.

[00:00:52]Oh no, this is not not going to work at all.

[00:00:59]Or maybe if I do There we go. Yes.

[00:01:03]Yes. Okay. And then we just grab another one.

[00:01:09]And maybe we do it like this. Nope. We can't do it like that.

[00:01:14]We want to see the children.

[00:01:18]Okay. What if What if What if just what if I do it like this?

[00:01:25]Yeah, there we go. And then we just balance it.

[00:01:31]Perfect.

[00:01:36]Come on, Gabby.

[00:01:41]Okay, Maple. I'm trusting you.

[00:01:46]Gabby, come on.

[00:01:51]Good girl.

[00:01:53]Oh, you're okay. Come on. Come on.

[00:01:57]>> Good girl.

[00:01:59]Come on. Go. It's okay. You're okay. I'm just cleaning, sweetheart. It's okay. But I just want you to go down. Okay.

[00:02:12]Good girl.

[00:02:15]Go down. That's it. I didn't want you to slide down, you nut.

[00:02:23]Oh, that was cute though. Not going to lie, that was cute. Any guardians?

[00:02:30]Wow. 22 guardians.

[00:02:34]Holy canoli ravioli coconut oil. As Joanna would say if she was still on the internet.

[00:02:42]All right, let's get this going. Yes, let's get this going.

[00:02:48]Do you mind? I just need to grab the water. Do you mind?

[00:02:56]Oh, goodness gracious.

[00:02:59]If only that energy drink would kick in.

[00:03:02]If only it will kick in. Sorry for the frog voice. I just woke up an hour ago.

[00:03:10]Excuse you.

[00:03:12]You want to say hi to the guardians?

[00:03:17]Okay.

[00:03:19]None of y'all get under my feet. Okay.

[00:03:21]That's all I ask in life.

[00:03:28]>> I should be going to yoga, but I slept in instead. Okay, sue me.

[00:03:36]All right, let's see what we got going on here. I know. Oh, goodness gracious.

[00:03:43]Okay, now that we've got everybody Oh, and it got dark again, of course. Thank you, clouds. Cuz the sun can't make up its mind. Good morning, Maple. Good morning, Zena.

[00:04:00]I would sing for you guys, but my voice isn't up to par yet. But I will sing the good morning song. I promise. You just got to give me a moment.

[00:04:10]Good morning.

[00:04:12]Good morning.

[00:04:17]We have the whole night through. Good morning. Good morning to you.

[00:05:35]Good morning, Mr. You going to say hi to the guardians?

[00:05:49]No. Don't you do it. Don't you do it. I know. I just mopped on Friday.

[00:05:56]Absolutely not.

[00:06:03]Which, by the way, guardians, once I'm done cleaning, I want to show you what my friend gifted me cuz she did something super nice. And I'm pretty sure you can already see it, but I'll show you when I'm done.

[00:06:21]Watch out. Thank you.

[00:06:39]Oh my goodness. I can't reach back there. I can't reach.

[00:06:46]Good morning, Leah.

[00:06:48]Hi, Rya.

[00:06:50]I'm doing okay.

[00:06:53]How are you?

[00:06:56]And Good morning, good evening, or good afternoon, wherever everybody is.

[00:07:00]>> Oh, what am I doing? Hello.

[00:07:04]My foot. My foot. My foot.

[00:07:51]Oh, hold on.

[00:07:58]Okay. Sorry.

[00:08:02]Maple will entertain you with the idea of escaping the closure. Don't do it.

[00:08:08]Don't do it, Maple. Don't do it. Maple, no.

[00:08:17]Maple, no. No.

[00:08:24]Where'd she go?

[00:08:29]>> Maple, you're naughty. And we're online.

[00:08:32]She has escaped. Come on. Go back. Go.

[00:08:37]Keep going. Keep going.

[00:08:40]There she go. There she go. Come on, Maple.

[00:08:44]Come on. Be a good girl. We're on live.

[00:08:47]We're on live. Be a good girl. Come on.

[00:08:50]Keep going. Come on. Yes. Good girl.

[00:08:52]Thank you.

[00:08:56]Trying to make me look bad here.

[00:09:03]I'm telling you, she has invoked the spirit of riot.

[00:09:16]the heck.

[00:09:17]>> Oh, I see. Okay.

[00:09:27]Come on.

[00:09:31]She escaped again. Maple. She's in my closet.

[00:09:36]Okay. You want to escape while I'm just trying to do some things? Expose you, Maple.

[00:09:47]Don't judge. And she is.

[00:09:52]There she is. Go. Keep going. Get back in there. Get back in there, Maple. Go, Maple. Go. Come on. No. No. No. No. No.

[00:10:03]Maple. Maple. Maple. Maple, come on.

[00:10:12]And if you hear any whining, that's just seagulls. And there goes my camera setup.

[00:10:20]Stay. Maple. Maple. Oh, no. No. No. Not under my bed. No, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:10:30]She's This is where she's trying to get to Maple.

[00:10:37]You cheeky. No, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:10:44]Sorry, guardians.

[00:10:49]Okay, she's very cute, but she's very troublesome.

[00:10:57]Invoke the spirit of riot for sure.

[00:11:00]Nope. You are not allowed. I tried to give you the benefit of the doubt, young lady, and now you made me sweat.

[00:11:08]I can't do it with it. No, not yet.

[00:11:13]Excuse me.

[00:11:18]We're just going to stick this back here. Well, the surprise is ruined.

[00:11:24]So basically my I have a friend who is on task rabbit.

[00:11:31]So I think what happened oh for those who don't know task rabbit is an app where people can find um freelance work as a handy person.

[00:11:44]Although if I go on there too I could offer my yoga services and um so that's how she makes extra money.

[00:11:55]And she this um this client was uh selling grids and connectors for 10 bucks for the whole thing. Hence this whole thing.

[00:12:07]So it's I can't lift it, but my friend Shannon certainly can. She is strong.

[00:12:28]Give me a second.

[00:12:36]There we go.

[00:12:41]Cuz you're naughty.

[00:12:45]Let me just clean up.

[00:13:03]Hi, Maple.

[00:13:06]Excuse me, Mel. I know you're not scared of the vacuum.

[00:13:11]Thank you.

[00:13:17]Okay.

[00:13:20]I just want this to be a super clean enclosure. Is that so much to ask from life? Just to give you a very clean enclosure.

[00:13:29]Can I do that, please?

[00:13:35]I know.

[00:13:37]Go. Come on. Go. Go. Go.

[00:13:42]Thank you.

[00:13:55]I don't know how you guys managed to get poop. They're so far wedged.

[00:14:02]Okay. I thought I saw a spider.

[00:14:18]Okay, finally I'm done with vacuuming.

[00:14:21]>> This took longer than I wanted it to.

[00:14:25]I'm responsible. Right. Right.

[00:14:42]Must be responsible.

[00:14:48]Okay.

[00:14:52]All right. What up? What's going on, Maple Time? Yeah, exactly. It was a bonus. Although they're not compatible with my grids and connectors, but they do what I needed it to do, which is put Maple in jail.

[00:15:17]Even though Zena's not happy about it because even though she doesn't roam around anymore, she she likes that feeling of openness. So, she's very upset.

[00:15:26]But she can blame Maple for that one.

[00:15:30]And update for anyone on wondering how the hierarchy goes in this little trio.

[00:15:37]Maple now chases Zena and Rumble struts at her. Maple has gained enough confidence to chase Maple's butt.

[00:15:50]Oh, and of course, the ramp is covering up what just happened. But yeah, Maple is trying to I think if I understand the behavior correctly, um try to be second in command.

[00:16:07]Yes, you. Yes, you. Cuz you're so cheeky.

[00:16:14]At least that's how I'm understanding it. Maple has now decided she's confident enough after I think what two weeks of being in the trio now, like actually integrated into this little lady's den we got going on here that she has decided she doesn't want to be bottom of the rank anymore.

[00:16:35]You can blame her, but still it's hilarious to watch.

[00:17:01]Yes, you're waiting so patiently and then once I get them veggies and stuff, I will move the camera angle and then Y'all can babysit them while I take a shower cuz I am sweating so bad.

[00:17:19]There's that one. Where' Maple go? Oh, there's Maple.

[00:17:41]Oh, hello goblins.

[00:17:48]Excuse me.

[00:17:50]Okay, let's change the camera angle.

[00:17:55]Now, I feel like I was trying to rip people off when I tried selling my square goods without connectors for $40.

[00:18:02]I ended up deciding to keep my grids.

[00:18:05]Well, these are also extremely old and what you can't see is how dirty they are. And luckily there are no spiders, but they are dirty and gross. And it I mean, you know, like you do what you can. I'm pretty sure yours are a lot cleaner than these grids. Oh, look. It's the troublemaker herself. May I help you?

[00:18:26]Are you Are you upset cuz you're jailed?

[00:18:30]You're jailed. Look how plump she's getting, though. I haven't weighed her in some time, but every time I pick her up now, like I can feel her weight gain.

[00:18:40]Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't fat shaming you.

[00:18:43]I promise.

[00:18:46]I was just telling the guardians that you did. Oh, NO. MY RIOT SIGN is crooked. No.

[00:18:54]There we go.

[00:18:58]No. No crooked riot. He was already crooked in life.

[00:19:03]>> Wow. I am being watched. May I help you?

[00:19:08]May I help you? Are you ready for veggies? Do you want me to shut up and feed the veggies? Okay. Oh, yes. Okay.

[00:19:14]We want veggies. Yes, we do. We want veggies. We want veggies. Okay. Hold on.

[00:19:23]Oh. Okay. The bed is a bad idea. Okay.

[00:19:25]Just give me a second. Okay. Hold on.

[00:19:29]Hold on. I'm coming.

[00:19:42]Today is cilantro and bell pepper.

[00:19:51]Yes, it is. You're going to have to come down this time. We're going to do it on the floor here. Cilantro.

[00:20:00]Go get it.

[00:20:02]I love the smell of cilantro. Go get it.

[00:20:04]Yeah, there we go. Go get it. I know you don't like the camera. I am so sorry. I can't help you with that. Go Gabby, go. I believe in you.

[00:20:20]Go Gabby, go. Go Gabby, go.

[00:20:26]Okay. Yeah, eventually I will fix the ramp.

[00:20:31]Maple, come on. She really hates the camera.

[00:20:39]Let's just do this.

[00:20:41]And then we do this.

[00:20:51]Where did I do? Oh, right there.

[00:21:08]Little pepper.

[00:21:30]Good girl, Maple.

[00:21:33]Here we go.

[00:21:35]Bell pepper.

[00:21:38]Yes. There we go. Get your bell pepper.

[00:21:43]There we go. Now we have guinea pigs eating. A satisfying conclusion to cage clean. number one.

[00:21:55]And if y'all could stay there while I take a shower, that would be great, please. And thank you.

[00:22:04]All right, Guardians, your turn to babysit or pigsit, however you want to do it.

[00:22:10]Meanwhile, I am going to take Oh my gosh. Spam, stop spamming me. I am going to take a shower.

[00:33:15]Oh, I am back.

[00:33:18]And it looks like the other two ran off.

[00:33:23]Hi, Zena. Looks like you're the star of the show.

[00:33:32]Now I feel less crusty.

[00:34:07]much power.

[00:34:11]All I got to do is moisturize my face.

[00:34:31]I'm still a little sl Why is this not There we go. Okay.

[00:34:44]Oh, it's just me putting on a shirt.

[00:34:46]You'll be okay.

[00:34:48]Get that.

[00:34:55]There I am. Now YouTube live approved.

[00:35:47]What are you doing? Did you just steal Maple's bell pepper? No, you did not.

[00:35:52]Cuz Maples got another Can anyone even see the children? Yes, they can. Okay.

[00:36:44]Good morning. Good morning.

[00:36:48]And it's great Tuesday. Yep. Late. Good morning. Good morning to you.

[00:36:56]Isn't that right? Good morning.

[00:36:59]Now that I have a voice.

[00:37:02]Good morning.

[00:37:04]Good morning.

[00:37:10]Good morning. Good morning.

[00:38:39]There we go. Eye cream on. I'm still here, Guardian. Sorry.

[00:38:49]Vaseline on my lips and the day can officially begin.

[00:39:08]Wherever Whatever. Okay.

[00:39:13]Good girl, Zena. Good girl.

[00:39:19]I think we will enjoy guinea pigs eating for probably five more minutes and then I'm going to get laundry going because I need my cell phone for that because the laundry is on an app. Oh, I forgot the over.

[00:39:36]So, we'll just give it another five minutes cuz who doesn't want to enjoy guinea pigs eating while they drink their coffee or their water or what have you? Who wouldn't want to enjoy that? Will you all stop making me move the camera? Hi, Maple. I know you don't like the camera, honey. I'm sorry. Wow, you guys chowed right through that cilantro.

[00:40:08]Not fat shaming, just saying. Although I do like to fat shame my guinea piggies.

[00:40:14]You girls are so cute. There's nothing left of the cilantro. You lawn mowered right through it. If you like the stems though, that would be appreciated.

[00:40:29]A that would be appreciated.

[00:40:32]Yeah.

[00:40:46]And of course the other two, Zena and Maple are like hiding underneath and eating.

[00:40:52]Of course they are. But Gabby is center of attention.

[00:41:00]I will gladly let Gabby be the center of attention. Huh? Gabby. Gabby. Gab.

[00:41:20]Yes. Oh, meatball. Good girl.

[00:41:24]>> I know. Anything to avoid the camera.

[00:41:30]>> I don't know what it is about my cell phone you don't like, but you don't have to like it. Get it. Get it. Get that cilantro. Yum. Yum. Yum. Yum. Yum. Yum.

[00:41:38]Yum. Yum. Yum. Look how much more plump she's gotten. I love it.

[00:41:43]Yum. Yum. Yum. Yum. Yum. Yum. Yum. Yum.

[00:41:44]Yum.

[00:41:46]Yum. Yum. Yum. Yum. Yum. Yum. Yum. Let's see if I can real quick shrink y'all down.

[00:41:56]There we go. Oh, sorry. There we go.

[00:42:01]And I'm going to sit on my bed and just rest in peace, Riot, wherever you are.

[00:42:13]Just chaos and peace.

[00:42:21]Yeah, I found you.

[00:42:24]All of you just hiding back there.

[00:42:32]Yes, we found you.

[00:42:37]Excuse me.

[00:42:41]So now we have three hays on the bottom and three hays on the top.

[00:42:47]And no more shall Zena bully Maple. But Maple will now bully Zena. That is quite the turn of events. And it's delightful to see, right?

[00:43:02]Even though she is far smaller than you are.

[00:43:06]Look at that thick butt. Huh?

[00:43:11]You're just cute. Oh no, my nose is running. Oh no.

[00:43:15]Every time I put moisturizer on my face, every time. It's like my nose signals that it's time to run.

[00:43:26]I hate that.

[00:43:30]You're cute though. You are cute. Oh, okay. We're switching bell pepper. Okay.

[00:43:37]Oh, no. We're going to share. Are we going to share? Oh.

[00:43:42]Oh, we're going to play tugof-war.

[00:43:46]That's why I gave you guys a whole bell pepper and cut it up. Oh, here we go.

[00:43:52]Get that bell pepper. Get it.

[00:43:56]And shenanigans ensue. That's cute. All right, Guardians. I'm going to end it here. Just wanted to share my lovely Monday morning with you as always with my ladies. And we're just going to end it on the bums. As always, life is good food, good company, and good sleep.