This person's treatment process was like a disaster movie.#shorts #gray

Ajouté : 2026-05-21

[00:00:00]I'm not lucky, man.

[00:00:02]It's like the wheel's broken. It's how things work around me. My toaster broke last month. Then my cat ran away. My back porch collapsed. Also, my TV only shows the color green. Three car last year.

[00:00:13]How's he doing, Carrots? Think we're looking at a lawsuit? This guy didn't seem like the lawsuit type.

[00:00:24]I cannot apologize enough. Treat him like a king. You are number one priority today.

[00:00:28]>> God hates me. My wife left me. My accountant stole from me. The store I worked at burned down. God hates me. You must have something to live for.

[00:00:36]>> Or even just a possibility of something.

[00:00:38]This girl at the grocery store. I keep meaning to say hello. Cuz chances are your your luck's going to turn around.

[00:00:46]Because of the ceiling thing, we had to explore your abdomen more thoroughly than we normally would have. As a result, we found a malignant tumor on your pancreas. You have pancreatic [laughter] We never find pancreatic tumors so early. We we took the tumor, the whole thing. We took it out. You won't even need chemo. That ceiling collapse, it it saved your life. Your luck has turned, man. It's turned. I'm going to say hello.