We don't celebrate fourth birthdays in this house Fresh Off the Boat (S1E11) #shorts

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[00:00:00]I don't want to be in the same room as that flyer. My mom wasn't trying to be around any bad luck. That's why she banned all the number fours in the house. What time is it?

[00:00:08]>> Quarter to eight.

[00:00:10]It's just Forbes magazine.

[00:00:12]>> It's too close. Yay, I'm three. I'm second three. Fours aren't so bad.

[00:00:18]There's four Ninja Turtles.

[00:00:20]>> You mean those karate frogs who eat pizza in a sewer? That seems bad.

[00:00:24]>> Mom is crazy superstitious. You know that Stevie Wonder song, Superstition?

[00:00:27]She won't listen to it because she thinks that's what made him blind. I am not crazy superstitious. You know who's crazy superstitious? Grandma. She won't face north. She thinks jade wards off evil spirits. And have you seen her room?

[00:00:42]You have to be patient with grandma.

[00:00:44]Every generation gets less and less superstitious, just like how they get less and less racist. Well, me avoiding that number has kept this family protected. Sure, but didn't you tell your boss you can sell anything?

[00:00:56]>> Yes, but it's not about my ability