MORE CHARACTERS ARE NOW IN THE GAME !!! (Guts and Glory)

[00:00:00]Hello everyone. How is everyone doing?

[00:00:02]As me yourself here. Today we are playing Guts and Glory. I have made three videos on this shitty game. Go watch that. You bloody gay. Kitty, are you in here? Kitty's in here. Look how big Kitty's gone. Say hello, Kitty. I love you, Kitty.

[00:00:20]Kitty, I love you. All right, so I heard there's a bunch of new characters in this game. Wait, there's a tutorial now.

[00:00:27]So look at all the characters. Jack and Jill. HELLO. MY NAME'S JACK. MY NAME'S JILL. We've got Zo, the bloody girl on THE MOTORCYCLE. YE DOGGY. MY NAME'S ZO AND I love riding my motorcycle. Yes, I diddly diddly do. I'm guessing Pedro is Mexican. I drive my car with my two friends. Yeah, I'm not really good at Mexican accents. And we've also got Junior, the guy on a bloody skateboard.

[00:00:53]Skateboarding, dude. All right, let's see what Jack and Jill are like. Okay, so we've got a kid riding a bicycle with his bloody sister in the back.

[00:01:01]>> ALL RIGHT, JILL, ARE YOU READY FOR THE BEST GODDAMN RIDE OF YOUR LIFE?

[00:01:04]>> YOU WON'T be for long once I kill you.

[00:01:06]UH, PLEASE STOP GOING SO ROUGH. UH, JILL, UH, are you okay? Uh, Jill.

[00:01:14]Okay, JACK. THIS TIME, CAN YOU GO A LITTLE BIT SLOWER, PLEASE? SHUT UP, JILL. I'LL GO AS FAST AS I WANT.

[00:01:19]>> OKAY. IT IS VERY hard to control my sister. Oh, she's she's already dead.

[00:01:22]>> Jack, listen to me. You need to call the doctor, please. I'm dying. IT'S OFF THIS TIME.

[00:01:28]>> I died. Okay, I should probably start actually playing the level and uh you know, instead of just messing around with the characters. Oh, there's people now in the game. Uh ma'am, are you okay?

[00:01:35]Uh oh. Oh, she she just fell over. Run.

[00:01:39]JACK'S COMING. RUN. I'M GOING TO GET YOU. I'm going to get you. Oh.

[00:01:44]Okay. Don't fail. Oh, people. Excuse me.

[00:01:47]Oh, sorry about that. THIS IS FUN, JACK.

[00:01:49]I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME. I BET YOU ARE, you stupid [ __ ] And finish.

[00:01:53]Astonishing.

[00:01:55]Thank you. I thought it was quite astonishing. JACK, I DON'T WANT TO PLAY NO DUMB TUTORIAL LEVEL. LET'S HAVE FUN.

[00:02:01]ALL RIGHT. Can you just Oh. Oh, she screamed. Did you hear that? Is there probably arrows coming out of somewhere?

[00:02:06]Oh my god, there's arrows everywhere.

[00:02:07]OW. OW. OW. OH my god. Okay. Uh Jill, your your brother Jack is dead. Jack is dying. Jack is dying. Okay, we need to go through here fast. Quickly. There's so many arrows. Come on, Jill. Get your [ __ ] together. OH NO, I LOST MY SISTER.

[00:02:22]I'm not leaving without you, sister.

[00:02:23]Come on. You can pick yourself up. Oh [ __ ] I died. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Oh, my sister's dead, but I'm alive. Jack, DID YOU LEAVE ME BEHIND JUST THEN? UH, NO. I promise. Uh, it's okay. Wait for it. Wait for it.

[00:02:38]Did you guys ever used to do this as a kid? You know, put like a I don't know what the [ __ ] this even is. Put a rope in a Didn't see that bomb there. Sorry. Uh, Jack, you might want to WATCH OUT FOR THE MINE.

[00:02:54]ARE YOU OKAY, JACK? UH, NO. Jack Jack is dead. Okay. Uh, avoid the mines. There you go. The finish line. I see the finish line. Come on, sister. I am not letting you go. I am not. Oh, she's she's dead on the floor over there. All right. No man left behind. Come on, sister. You are doing this with me. Oh god. Okay, she stop being such a stupid [ __ ] AND STOP FALLING UP. MAJESTIC.

[00:03:17]Oh my god. Okay, what the hell happened there? Oh no, here come the sores. Oh.

[00:03:22]Oh, I'm too short. Haha, you can't get me.

[00:03:28]Okay, my head's gone. Where's your head?

[00:03:32]In and out of this tree and the sauce.

[00:03:37]Ow. Get it. Yes. This is amazing. Okay, now let's try the bloody hillbilly Zo.

[00:03:44]Okay, so Zo is just on a motorbike.

[00:03:45]Okay, this is basically Happy Wheels at this point. Let's be honest. I'M SUCH A FAST DRIVER. I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO LET OUT. Watch this. Tricks. What?

[00:03:55]Double flip. But the question is, can I do a triple flip? No, I just fell off.

[00:04:00]Okay, guys. Watch this. Triple flip.

[00:04:01]Triple flip. Triple flip. Go. I believe I can 2.

[00:04:12]>> Are you kidding me? She has fire rockets, so she CAN GO EVEN FASTER. Oh my god. Look at that [ __ ] Is there a button where Oh my god. Okay, apparently the circle button just throws me in the air. Hey, Brandon. Uh, what, Zo? Did you know my little old motorcycle has an eject button? Has an eject button.

[00:04:30]Okay, cool. An eject button. Roll in the air to pass the final test. I can roll.

[00:04:35]Okay. Uh, roll. Ow. Uh, roll. Oh my god, that was cool. Okay, so there's this new character, Larry. Oh, people just got run over there. my legs. I'M NOT GOING TO HOSPITAL. SORRY. Uh but Larry's got to, you know, uh do his thing. Okay, so what the [ __ ] is this now? We've gone from vehicles to bloody this flying ass rocket man. This is basically the equivalent of the old man in his bloody wheelchair. Hey, come on, man. I'm not an old man in a wheelchair. I'm an old man in a chair. Larry, how the hell did you even invent this bloody rocket chair? Well, you see, Brandon, one time I was playing around with my rocket chair, and the next thing you know, ah, back away. Oh. Oh, my arm fell off. I don't like these levels. I prefer cars. Oh, come on. I can Come on. Come on. Come on. Control. Maintain. Control.

[00:05:23]Maintain. Oh, you died. Okay, Larry, can you just Larry, just calm down, Larry.

[00:05:27]Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry.

[00:05:30]Jesus. Land it. Land it. Land it.

[00:05:33]The final one. The final one. The final one.

[00:05:37]Wonderful. Okay. Well, I hate this character. I do not want to play as Larry ever again. Okay. Let's play some community tracks. Let's play the strange world. You wake up to find out you're not in the real world, but a strange one. Oh my goodness. Where are we? Jack, I'm scared. What is with this strange world? I don't know, Jill. Would you stay close? IT CAN'T BE THAT BAD. Oh no, there's bloody sores and bloody uh shitty everywhere. Okay, we're living in a world populated by sores. Not that scary. Ow. Jack, PLEASE. I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

[00:06:09]IT'S OKAY, JOE. WE'LL try again. WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S OKAY? I JUST DIED. OH [ __ ] OH NO, there's blue balls hanging out. Oh, what the [ __ ] is this? What the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] Jack, I love you.

[00:06:18]Wait, what? Oh my god. All right, we got to make it through this tight rope.

[00:06:22]Easy, easy. Okay, Jill, just stay on. It's okay, Jill.

[00:06:29]I've got you. I've got you.

[00:06:32]It's okay, Jack. Just leave me behind.

[00:06:35]I'm so sorry. NO.

[00:06:38]OH.

[00:06:39]OH.

[00:06:41]Oh my god. OH MY GOD. Oh my god. YES.

[00:06:46]YOU DID IT, JACK. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

[00:06:48]THANK YOU, SISTER. Jesus Christ, that took a long time. Oh god, there's just spikes everywhere.

[00:06:55]I did it.

[00:07:02]What an accomplishment. Parking simulator. Wait, I never finished the Yang level videos. At last, the Yangs have arrived at their destination. Now they just have to get their designated parking space. Okay, let's try out Pedro. Hola seor, my name is Pedro. This is Estabban and Julio. Hello guys. Okay, just trying to find the parking space.

[00:07:21]All right, avoid the mines. Oh, me died.

[00:07:24]HOW ABOUT YOU GO DRIVE IN A DIFFERENT PARKING LOT. UH, I don't know why you've turned to the Yang family, guys, but just just keep driving. Why is there money flowing out? Are we are we Mexican drug dealers? Listen to me. I have no idea where these drugs are taking me. I said, where are we going? Uh, I don't know. We're going to park it. Easy.

[00:07:43]Oh my god, I did it. Just find a parking space already. Oh god. Okay, my Mexican friends are dead. THEOS ME OR ME FRIENDS ARE DEAD. SORRY, UH, DUDE, but your friends are dead yet. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh. Oh, I'm okay. THEOS ME OR JUST FIND A PARKING SPACE ALREADY. UH, I'm finding a parking space. Just wait for Just wait. Wait. Oh my god. Oh. OH NO.

[00:08:05]WE LOST ESTABBAN. WAIT, I THOUGHT I was Esban. Ah. Oh god, where are we? Okay, well, we definitely lost Esban now.

[00:08:11]Okay, and now Pablo's dead, too. Oh god, what the [ __ ] is this wind? What the shit's going on in this bloody parking lot? And the parking space is finally here. Yay, I am fearsome. Okay, we finally found it to Gumsy and GMA theme park. Okay, we have to bring up the Yang family for this. Take a look at that Lingling. Gumsy and GMA theme PARK. I TOLD YOU I WILL DRIVE TO GUMSY AND GUMBO. THAT'S RIGHT, DADDY. YOU DID TELL US THAT YOU WERE going to drive there.

[00:08:38]Now we're going to have A SUPER SUPER FUN FUN FAN FUN TIME AT GUMZI. YEAH, LET'S GO to Gumsy theme park. Oh, sorry children. Look over there, W. You have the iconic Gumsy AND GUMBO CHARACTERS.

[00:08:49]OH, DAD. I LOVE GUMSY AND GUMBOO.

[00:08:51]They're my favorite. I know. You watch them all the time when you should BE DOING YOUR HOMEWORK. OKAY, SORRY. I just had to do my racist stuff. But look, we're now driving through. Sorry, guys.

[00:09:00]This is basically Disneyland, but the, you know, Guts and Glory equivalent.

[00:09:05]Ah, I died. I did it. LOOPDE LOOP AND PULL and shoes are looking gay. Oh my god. What's this? Parkour. Oh, up here.

[00:09:15]And Oh, we we left the theme park.

[00:09:18]DADDY, I WAS HAVING FUN. I KNOW, CHILD.

[00:09:20]I am sorry. I think your mother had fun though. Uh, wife. Oh my god. What the [ __ ] kind of theme park is this? [ __ ] Oh my god. Hammers hammering everywhere.

[00:09:29]At least my child is alive. Oh no, my wife. Okay, I I just ran out of my own wife. Oh god. Okay, just just end the level. Jesus Christ. And go. Oh my god.

[00:09:39]Oh. Oh, I'm okay. Oh my god. There's a bat. A bat. A bat. Get it. No.

[00:09:46]Oh my goodness. What the hell's up there now? I don't care. Parkour. Parkour.

[00:09:51]What?

[00:09:52]Okay. And go.

[00:09:55]Oh, piss off. Oh. Oh. Oh, I MADE IT.

[00:09:59]YES. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO. YEAH, I MADE IT. OKAY, the checkpoint is just below here. Uh, cool.

[00:10:07]Uh, guys, what the what the uh, okay, they they they put me in a giant blender to end off. End it off. Okay. Okay. Here we go.

[00:10:21]The main event. Everyone's talking about it. It's the epic roller coaster of loops, jumps, and highspeed stunts.

[00:10:30]Okay, this is it. The final race course.

[00:10:34]>> Daddy, don't you mean roller coaster?

[00:10:36]Shut up.

[00:10:39]I love roller coasters. Daddy.

[00:10:41]>> Loopde-loop.

[00:10:44]Wa. Let's go. Roller coaster. Wa. Oh god. Okay, they all died. Okay, keep going. Keep going. Tokyo.

[00:10:55]Keep going. Another loop-de-loop.

[00:10:59]I'm doing it. I'm doing it. This is so fast. I can't even comprehend. Tokyo.

[00:11:05]Oh my goodness. This is it. This is it.

[00:11:07]This is it.

[00:11:11]Oh, I missed it. Okay. I thought it was going to be epic. Final jump.

[00:11:16]Oh god. No. Don't. Oh my god. This is actually such a cool level. I love this [ __ ] Oh no. Watch out for the hammer.

[00:11:24]Okay, we broke the hammer. Come on. It's the final jump, guys. It's the FINAL JUMP. LET'S GO.

[00:11:33]OH MY GOD. OKAY. WELL, I have just left the building. Jesus Christ. Okay guys, I'm going to end the video here. If we reach 10,000 likes, I will make more videos on this game. I don't think I need to though because I did make three videos on this game and the videos were amazing. Go watch them if you haven't watched them already. They're so good.

[00:11:50]Either way though, thank you guys so much for watching and I'll see you in the next video. Bubba.