My Green Tank - a DnD Witch x Ork inspired song - Upbeat RPG Dance Music

Ajouté : 2026-05-05

[00:00:13][music] [music] >> I found him in the battle [singing] mud, all tusks and roaring flame. A war cry loud enough to [music] make the gods forget their name. His armor made of kitchen pans, his axe as sharp and great. He grinned at me through seven [music] skulls and called it first blind date.

[00:00:37]I said, "You brute, you need some grace.

[00:00:39]Your manners [music] are a crime." He snorted his battle cry and crushed a helm and said, "Me got good time." I said, "We'll start with table talk." He said, "Orc talk with club." And that was when I realized fate had [music] joined us in this room.

[00:00:53]Oh, my green tank, my sweet wrecking ball. The floorboards shake when I hear your call.

[00:01:00]>> [music] >> I cast my spells, you break my plan. You lovable, impossible barbarian [music] man.

[00:01:11]We raided from [music] the northern steppes to temples >> [music and singing] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> He cleaved a dragon's wing apart and called it fetching stone. In towns, he tried to whisper gods. The taverns shook with fear. But when I fell and couldn't rise, his voice was strangely clear.

[00:02:16]>> [music] >> He carried me through arrow storms. No spell could break his will. He roared, "No [music] witch gets left behind." and charged the final hill. I cursed his rage. I blessed his heart. I hexed his every breath. And yet I found his [music] laughter loud enough to silence death.

[00:02:34]OH, MY GREEN TANK, MY SWEET WRECKING BALL. THE FLOORBOARDS SHAKE WHEN I hear your call. [music] I CAST MY SPELLS, YOU BREAK MY PLAN. You lovable, impossible barbarian man.

[00:02:56]>> [music] >> Oh, my [music] green tank, my sweet wrecking ball. The floorboards shake when I hear [music] your call. I cast MY SPELLS, you break my plan. You lovable, impossible barbarian [music] man.

[00:03:20]Now here we sit [music] at taverns end, our armor full of dents. Our stories traded for the ale, our gold and nonsense spent. [music] He slaps my back and calls me boss. I roll my eyes and grin. For all his chaos, [music] brawls, and roars, I'd ride with him again.

[00:03:37]He tries [music] to read the tavern sign, gets halfway through and stops.

[00:03:41]Then flexes proud and says, "Me smart.

[00:03:43]Me no word hops." I raise my glass to endless [music] wars, to spells and drunken song. For every brawl and bloody mess, that brute was never [music] wrong.

[00:03:55]OH, MY GREEN [music] TANK, MY SWEET WRECKING BALL. THE FLOORBOARDS SHAKE when I hear your call. I CAST MY SPELLS, YOU BREAK MY PLAN. You lovable, impossible barbarian [music] man. Oh, my green tank, my storm, my sweetest curse. You broke the rules and >> [music] >> still made worse.

[00:04:17]You wreck my spells, you bruise my pride. But [music] gods above, I'm glad you're by my >> [music] [music]