Ragebait Is Everywhere Now and I’m SICK of it

[00:00:00]Rage baiting, the practice of purposefully saying something wrong or doing something crazy so people get mad at you. Like for example, saying Jar Jar Binks is the most well-written character in Star Wars. Or um actually there wasn't enough room on the raft and Jack deserved to die. Has completely taken over the internet. Oxford even named it the word of the year. My gosh, Oxford used to like define cesquipidelianism and now they've become the urbane urban dictionary. What country has the best food in the world?

[00:00:29]>> I'm going to have to say England.

[00:00:31]>> No, it's not England. That's a good guess, though.

[00:00:33]>> It's a It's opinions based.

[00:00:35]>> No, there are some stats that actually come out. That's Yeah.

[00:00:37]>> Yeah, it's still opinions based. Some people have more popular opinions than others.

[00:00:42]>> So, you're >> really what food tastes the best is opinions based. Nothing gets past you.

[00:00:49]Next, are you going to discover that your favorite color cannot be solved by scientific experiment? After being perfectly rage baited, she has the audacity to go, "Get a load of this guy."

[00:01:00]>> It's opinions based, sir.

[00:01:01]>> No, there are actually some stats that prove >> some people's opinions are more popular than others.

[00:01:08]>> What the girl says next, though, is hilarious.

[00:01:10]>> What's good in England?

[00:01:12]>> Everything.

[00:01:12]>> Give me one.

[00:01:13]>> Everything.

[00:01:14]>> Hey, what's your favorite movie? Um, all of them. It's It's all of them. Okay.

[00:01:18]What about your favorite genre? Well, I would say comedy, but that's wrong because it's all OF THEM.

[00:01:22]>> POPCORN. POPCORN. That's the first food you think of in England. That's like if I asked your favorite Robin Williams movie and you said flubber. It's flubber. I would have so many questions starting with what the [ __ ] Everybody is rage baiting now. But the worst part is even more people are falling for it.

[00:01:39]This girl is so used to rage bait and straightforward questions being wrong on purpose that she's actually expecting this guy's hair to be Kanye West.

[00:01:48]>> Get the celebrity by their hair.

[00:01:49]>> IT'S KANYE WEST. IT'S KANYE WEST.

[00:01:51]>> IT'S NOT KANYE WEST. WHY DO YOU think it's Kanye West?

[00:01:53]>> No, it's Timothy Shalamé. But I played these games before. It's Kanye West. Can we just lock in Kanye West?

[00:01:58]>> Dude, I'm telling you it's Kanye West.

[00:02:00]>> I'm locking in Timothy Sha.

[00:02:01]>> We'll lock in Timothy Shalom. I'll let her DO IT.

[00:02:04]>> IT'S KANYE WEST.

[00:02:06]>> THAT'S OH MY GOD. I TOLD YOU.

[00:02:09]>> AND SHE WAS RIGHT. DID ANY OF YOU EVER read that book Sideways Stories from Wayside School as a kid? She reminds me of one of the characters who could always get the right answer but never counted the right way. The teacher puts five pencils on his desk. How many pencils are there, Joe? Joe counted. 4 6195.

[00:02:26]There are five pencils. That's wrong, said the teacher. How many pencils are there? asked Joe. Five. That's what I said. So then the teacher puts three books on the table and says, how many books are there? And Joe goes, let me count. A thousand, a million, three.

[00:02:40]There are three books, Mrs. Jules. BUT YOU'RE NOT COUNTING RIGHT. BUT unlike Joe, this girl did not have sufficient faith in her unorthodox methodology. So they got it wrong. She didn't have enough faith that everything, like literally everything is rage bait. Now, case in point, someone posted this great meme showing John Lennin was assassinated in 1980 at the John Lennin murder site. The meme goes, "Is he stupid? Why would you go there?" Now, this is a classic. I've seen it at the Mozart death house, too. And someone commented, "No, it was named after John Lennon died." You know, Tony, you're like a wizard. Nothing gets past you.

[00:03:16]Someone commented the 13 habits of highly intelligent people. Everyone's commenting like, "Do you realize this is a satire? That's the whole joke." But I think Tony might be playing 3D ragebait chess. He just wanted to rage bait everyone in the comments who was like, >> "Hey man, that's the whole point. That's the Joker, you stupid."

[00:03:35]>> So all this rage bait reminds me of the final scene of the Sherlock pilot where Sherlock faces his mortal enemy, Mori Arti. Mori Arti sets two drinks on the table. One is poisoned, the other isn't.

[00:03:46]He gives Sherlock one of the drinks and says, "Hey, Sherlock, you can switch the drinks if you want."

[00:03:51]>> You do anything, anything at all to stop being bored?

[00:03:59]You're not bored now, are you?

[00:04:03]So Sherlock has to figure out if Mori Arti was bluffing by giving him the poisonous drink or if he was double bluffing by giving him the healthy drink thinking Sherlock would switch them or if he was triple bluffing thinking Sherlock wouldn't switch them or a quadruple bluff if you watched Nikki Ricky Dicky and Don.

[00:04:19]>> Did I get it right?

[00:04:20]>> And so that's the state of Rage Bait now.

[00:04:22]>> Excuse me. If you can get kicked out of the store within 1 minute, we'll give you $500.

[00:04:26]>> Figuro.

[00:04:30]>> Thank you.

[00:04:31]>> You guys actually have to. But he did not even hesitate. A bunch of people are saying AI, but they're like rage baiting because people are like, "Are you stupid? This is not AI." And then people are like, "Are you stupid? This is not not AI, and I just want to die." Some people are trying to use rage bait for good. Which is like, you know, JFK trying to drive your convertible.

[00:04:49]>> Sorry to bother you, boss, man. I just need help buying these. I don't got my cash on me.

[00:04:52]>> Uh, no, bro. I'm straight.

[00:04:54]>> Okay. Okay. Excuse me, sir. You think you can help me buy these? I just don't got my cash on me. I just I don't have my wallet.

[00:05:00]>> Male diapers?

[00:05:01]>> Yeah. Yeah. I just need to please.

[00:05:02]>> Oh, yeah. I got you. I got you.

[00:05:03]>> You serious?

[00:05:04]>> Yeah, I got you, >> man. I'm just joking, man. You just won $10,000 for helping me out, man.

[00:05:09]>> You just won $10,000 for helping me out, man. This is all for you. You want a hidden camera social experiment for people that help? For people that help.

[00:05:17]We wanted to We wanted to bless people that help today.

[00:05:19]>> I feel like he's really trying to rub it in the way he goes. This is for people that help.

[00:05:23]>> For people that help.

[00:05:25]>> Yeah, people that help. Because you didn't, you piece of [ __ ] >> I don't need it. I don't need it.

[00:05:29]>> You don't need it. I don't need it, sir.

[00:05:31]I don't need it.

[00:05:33]He really helped you get it cuz he said no to me.

[00:05:36]>> Oh my gosh. He's driving it home even more. He's like, "That guy refused to help. He should die in a hole. You should thank him."

[00:05:42]>> Yes, sir. Man, no worries, brother. You said no. You helped him out.

[00:05:45]>> Next time, I guess.

[00:05:46]>> Damn.

[00:05:46]>> Next time, I guess. What? But look what happens when the Rage Vader asks the person directly if he wants money.

[00:05:53]>> How much would it cost you to quit your job right now?

[00:05:56]>> Me? Right now?

[00:05:56]>> Yeah. To quit your job right now? Dude, you give me [ __ ] 500 bucks. I'lling it.

[00:06:01]>> 500 bucks. That's it. Yeah.

[00:06:04]>> [ __ ] Can I go ahead and get a large fry and uh just put it in the bag for me while you're at it. Get to work, right? Keep on dreaming, bro. Keep on dreaming. Keep on dreaming.

[00:06:17]>> Look, that employee handled it fine until the end. He tried to regain his lost aura by doing those weirdass gang signs. Like that's almost as bad as me trying to keep up with my first Twitch stream. Terrifying. I am absolutely spooked. Um for your next car?

[00:06:32]>> No, I'm not. Get away from me.

[00:06:34]>> About a sunroof.

[00:06:35]>> Where is Where are you coming from?

[00:06:37]Where where is this video?

[00:06:39]>> With millions of light. Auto navigator makes it easy.

[00:06:42]>> Who is doing this right now?

[00:06:44]>> You whatever that may be, >> bro. Bro, that scares me. Like the AI is always watching. How did they know? How did they know to find me when I already said no? That's not consent. Uh, no one clipped this. No, it's too late. Oh gosh. But by the way, I'll be streaming at 7 PM Eastern time for three hours on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays. So, see you today. I might be live right now. People are rage baiting me so hard on Twitch. Like, someone commented, "Ky Jen Alpha Defender has gotten my address and started sending pipe bombs." And I was like, "He did what?" And everyone else is like, "Are you stupid? What they say? the lesson you're most able to teach is the one you most need to learn.

[00:07:24]Hence this video because people are rage baiting me way too much on Twitch. So by the way, if you're joining the Twitch, do not rage bait me, okay? Because it will work.

[00:07:38]My [ __ ] my [ __ ] >> Hey, what's up?

[00:07:43]>> He wants to call the name.

[00:07:45]>> Oh my he forced me. He really said, "Let me get this last one out." Why did he say it again? But then someone else said, "Is that Effrey Jeepstein?" And and I think it might be. But some people just have rage bait in their veins. They don't even try. It just comes out like Kanye style.

[00:08:04]>> I'm not going to say what race, what people uh doctor. It was a Jewish doctor.

[00:08:11]>> Watch this.

[00:08:11]>> Hey, my man. What do you do for a living?

[00:08:15]>> And best part of your job? Uh, getting home, taking care of my family every day, man.

[00:08:20]>> Why do all UPS drivers say the same thing when I ask him?

[00:08:22]>> I don't know. That's That's part of the script. I don't even have a family.

[00:08:26]>> I ain't got no kids, bro.

[00:08:27]>> Bro doesn't even have kids.

[00:08:29]>> Yo, you're a good actor. You're in the wrong career.

[00:08:31]>> Hey, man. You never know.

[00:08:32]>> Cuz you had me sold.

[00:08:33]>> Never know.

[00:08:34]>> You never know. That makes less sense than when the other guy said next time.

[00:08:37]>> Next time.

[00:08:38]>> Would you get rage baited? Do you have to say like the nearest cliche? Hey, Casey, did you know it's a fact that Cole Hastings makes better videos than you? Hey, that's actually an opinion.

[00:08:48]>> You were rage baited.

[00:08:49]>> Oh, well, an apple a day makes your doctor go gay. Why would you say that?

[00:08:55]Oh. Oh, it's it's a cliche. You see, I'm trying to do a No, it's not. So, what's wrong with rage bait? Philosophically, it reveals in the recipient insecurity and a need for control. And it's something I've experienced. I've felt like a need to be right or to correct someone even when it doesn't matter. One time someone said in spite of when I thought they should have said despite.

[00:09:16]So I said in spite of means you're doing something even though it makes it more difficult. But despite means it's not relevant at all. Like I'm climbing the mountain despite the snowstorm versus I'm climbing the mountain despite Nicholas Cage releasing a new movie on Thursday. The other person said, "No, actually they're interchangeable." And based on nothing, I said, "No, you're wrong." But of course I was wrong. So, something I've learned is to get comfortable letting people be wrong because one of two things is happening.

[00:09:41]Either number one, you're wrong about them being wrong and they're actually right. So, you don't want to embarrass yourself. But number two, even if they are wrong, they'll experience some kind of failure because of it. And they're much more likely to learn from that than you annoyingly correcting them. People reject what they're told, but never doubt what they conclude. So either way, if you're secure in your beliefs, you can let someone else be wrong, which is also just the best move for you, whether they're right or they're wrong. Rage bait tests how much you have that ability. Rage bait usually involves someone saying something aggressively wrong and testing whether you get triggered enough to intervene or if you're calm and you can just let someone else be wrong without it affecting your sense of self. It reminds me of my TikTok has destroyed hobbies video where I mentioned that if you're naturally happy and bubbly, unhappy people will accuse you of being fake or acting weird because they're jealous because they can't conceive of someone actually being like that. So, in the same way, when someone gets successfully rage baited and they feel the need to correct you, it's because they're insecure about their own beliefs. They need to intervene on yours. They don't feel confident enough in believing something themselves. They have to get you to validate it, too. Joseph Stalin was supposedly very arrogant, having Kremlin officials constantly say how amazing he was. So, if he really had such an inflated sense of self, why towards the end of World War II did he have a complete nervous breakdown and go off to live in a cabin in the woods Walter White style where no one could see him cry? People who really do think they've figured something out or that they're awesome. Buddha, Jesus, Socrates, they're not constantly asking people to say how amazing they are. If I think I'm smart, then I can just believe that. But if I constantly feel the need to demonstrate it and make people around me think that I'm smart and get really really insecure when someone says I'm dumb, I don't really think I'm smart.

[00:11:20]People who avoid questioning their own beliefs are scared their beliefs are wrong. I want you to question everything I believe because if I believe something wrong, I don't want to believe it anymore. Isn't that the point of believing something? I don't So watch how secure this elderly couple is as they avoid getting rage baited.

[00:11:40]Hey, do you guys want to make a trade a piece of gum for a French fry?

[00:11:49]>> I don't need the gum.

[00:11:50]>> Okay, I'll share some with you.

[00:11:52]>> Oh my gosh. Thank you so much.

[00:11:56]>> Get some more than that.

[00:11:57]>> No. What? Oh my What? Oh my gosh. You're the best.

[00:12:02]>> Thank you.

[00:12:03]>> Thank you so much.

[00:12:03]>> There's a lot of fries.

[00:12:05]>> Thank you.

[00:12:06]>> You just made my life.

[00:12:07]>> You need pet shop.

[00:12:09]No. Oh my gosh. I love you guys.

[00:12:13]>> That was so wholesome. And you can find the same security in this guy.

[00:12:16]>> Why don't people just skip everywhere instead of walking? Because it's way quicker, but it's also way less tiring than running is. You could just be like, >> of course, the biggest reason people don't skip everywhere is because they'd get judged by their cousin Randy. I skip a lot of places and it's a lot of fun.

[00:12:37]And I don't care what you know my cousin Randy thinks. My cousin Randy was arrested last month for possession of dolphin porn. Well done, Randy. I'm sorry. But even if people judge you, it's for a second because no one really cares what you do. Demonstrated very, very unsettlingly by this video.

[00:12:57]Wow.

[00:13:08]>> I'm going to have nightmares after that.

[00:13:10]But it's true. No one cares what you do in the big picture. And the people who do care aren't working hard enough at their own lives. In my AITI video, I pointed out that Reddit often gives really bad advice. And so I asked Reddit, why does Reddit give such bad advice? and Reddit told me it's because they're filled with people who have nothing to do all day but like think about strangers lives on the internet. I know of this guy who took a spinning class at the gym where they displayed everybody's speed and heart rate. He was initially embarrassed that people could see how slow he was cycling but then he realized he wasn't looking at anybody else's speed and the times he did he started slowing down because he couldn't stay focused on keeping a strong pace while reading everybody else's score.

[00:13:50]So, if someone's looking at your monitor or you're looking at theirs, you're not working hard enough. Rage baiting reveals who you are. Even at a corporate level, there's this guy who goes to a restaurant and shouts the restaurant slogan. And I get it. It can be a little disturbing, whatever. But if slogans mean anything, theoretically, you want people to think your food is as delicious as the slogan claims it is.

[00:14:11]So, kicking someone out for saying what theoretically you want them to say about your food is a mask off moment. And it's the same for sports teams. I know I'm really getting into the depth of the philosophy of sports team names, but I mean it. I was talking to my friend JJ McCulla that when the Washington Redskins was looking for a new team name before they settled on the Washington Commanders, do you know what they called themselves? The Washington Football Team. I'm sorry, what? To me, when you're rooting for the Giants or the Patriots, you're rooting for the Giants of New York or the Golden Warriors of California that a team would actually just call themselves. Yeah, we're the group of guys who happen to play football in this geographical location, which is what the name Washington Football Team means. I feel like it demonstrates the arbitrariness sports commissioners feel about their teams.

[00:14:59]They don't really feel there's a character to the Chicago Bulls or the San Antonio Spurs. They view all of them as a bunch of guys who happen to play sports in a different location. And maybe that's always what it was, but just calling yourself the Washington football team reveals it so clearly. So with that context, let's see what happens when this guy shouts the fast food chain's own slogan at their own restaurant.

[00:15:24]>> THIS IS WHAT YOU CAN TASTE. YEAH, I'm connected to this cake when >> everyone was so into that. And I know this doesn't happen in real life, but if theoretically if that's your slogan, that's what you want people to say and experience at your restaurants. So when the security guard says, "What's wrong with you?" I'm wondering what's wrong with him? What's wrong with these restaurants? Because it gets even worse.

[00:15:52]Look at what happened at KFC.

[00:15:56]This is fingerlicking good.

[00:15:59]>> Get out. Huh? Get out.

[00:16:05]>> No. No.

[00:16:06]>> It's moving up.

[00:16:08]>> That is terrible. Thankfully, KFC all but apologized and said, "We'll make it up to you." Because it shouldn't be illegal to celebrate Kentucky Fried Chicken. You know, in Kentucky with fried chicken. At some level, we know corporate slogans are a cynical ploy to make more money. But at least on the surface, it's supposed to be the natural expression of the quality of the food.

[00:16:28]So, it's also a maskoff moment if when people actually say it, you kick them out. I know this is really deep into the philosophy of slogans, but it's important. The only place that gets it is Popeye's and Pizza Hut.

[00:16:40]>> Enjoy.

[00:16:41]>> Thank you. I will. You know why?

[00:16:42]>> WHY?

[00:16:43]>> BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE PIZZAS THE hot >> together. Ready? Three, TWO, ONE. NO ONE OUT PIZZAS THE HUT. YEAH, >> NO ONE OUT PIZZAS THE HUT. That's right.

[00:16:59]What does it say about me that I'm making YouTube videos alone in my room and so I have to dap up myself and I do it SO NATURALLY, TOO.

[00:17:06]>> I LOVE THAT CHICKEN FROM POPEYES.

[00:17:10]>> YEAH.

[00:17:11]>> WAIT.

[00:17:12]WAIT. Let's do >> I LOVE THAT CHICKEN FROM POPEYES. I WILL SAY THERE is one rage bait that you cannot blame anyone for falling for. We all view our phones as windows into reality and in some ways they're supposed to be. So I'd probably react the same way as all of these people did with the spider prank.

[00:17:29]>> What? Yuck.

[00:17:32]>> Oh my gosh.

[00:17:33]>> Basically how we met is >> Oh my gosh. Bro hit himself harder than if he had been hunting with Dick Cheney.

[00:17:42]your thing.

[00:17:43]>> I don't KNOW >> for sure. But I think it's important to know yourself ugly.

[00:17:52]>> You want to tell them?

[00:17:53]>> Yeah.

[00:17:55]>> What the [ __ ] was that? What? What the [ __ ] was that?

[00:17:57]>> What the [ __ ] was that? What the [ __ ] was that?

[00:18:00]>> I swear something just went in my nose.

[00:18:02]>> Bro, what about mechanic electric?

[00:18:07]>> I wanted to ask you some questions for this Tik Tok video.

[00:18:11]THE [ __ ] IS THAT?

[00:18:13]>> LIKE Steve Harvey. Huh? Hey, what's wrong with you?

[00:18:18]>> Josh, >> what? Why you calling me?

[00:18:23]>> No. Help me.

[00:18:24]>> I can't.

[00:18:30]>> Tyler. Tyler. What is that? What is that?

[00:18:36]>> Look at the camera now.

[00:18:38]>> Well done.

[00:18:39]>> Well done. But rage bait is also excusable when the target is and no one's saying I'm because of because of my Twitch streaming. He's like that parad doesn't know the new trends. Guys, I'm trying to keep up. This guy is real.

[00:18:49]>> Where's your headset?

[00:18:52]She's busy right now, but it's coming for crying out loud. You're missing important clock points.

[00:19:00]>> I'm sorry. Don't leave me.

[00:19:03]>> Ma'am, >> could you give me a sec?

[00:19:08]What the hell was even that?

[00:19:10]>> Did you see that?

[00:19:13]>> What the hell was even that? Oh, Gramp's nose ball.

[00:19:16]>> WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT?

[00:19:18]>> AND THE FINAL people who get an excuse for being rage baited is Gen Alpha.

[00:19:22]>> You have to follow the dot, son.

[00:19:27]>> Go. It's going past, son. Go, go, go.

[00:19:29]Concentrate.

[00:19:39]And that's where the trust issues began.

[00:19:41]Some people, they don't even know they're getting rage baited. They just reveal that they're so insecure, they're willing to say anything to fit in, even when they just don't know anything.

[00:19:49]>> Who's a better Nick all time, Josh Peek or Drake Bell?

[00:19:56]>> I'm going to go with Josh because of his hustle.

[00:19:58]>> If Josh was so good, why did Helen keep promoting Drake at the movie theater?

[00:20:02]But this guy is the same thing when he pretends he knows these two teenagers.

[00:20:14]>> Target acquired >> Pete, is that you?

[00:20:20]>> Yeah.

[00:20:21]>> Yo, what's up, man? Yo, lunch time OC, bro.

[00:20:25]>> Pete, uh, Burn.

[00:20:27]>> Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[00:20:27]>> Yeah, bro. Like, bro, we met you at like at a casino one night.

[00:20:32]Holy [ __ ] >> Black car, >> bro. You were blacked out, bro. You were like blacked out drunk, man.

[00:20:37]>> Yes, >> bro. You You remember Pete?

[00:20:40]>> Yeah.

[00:20:40]>> It's good to see you again.

[00:20:41]>> Nah, bro. It's been a It's been a while, bro. It's been a blue moon since I've seen you.

[00:20:46]>> Bro even speaks. It's been a blue moon since I've seen you, bro. Unk say that all the time. Like, you don't see someone for 30 minutes. Unk's like, "I haven't seen you since the blue moon out in the boonies." Okay, buddy. I don't speak I don't speak, you know, urban dictionary from 1902.

[00:21:01]>> How you doing, bro?

[00:21:02]>> Doing great. I just >> Oh. Um, >> what was her name?

[00:21:06]>> Amy.

[00:21:06]>> Yeah, that's Amy.

[00:21:08]>> That's Amy.

[00:21:08]>> That's Amy. Amy, how you doing?

[00:21:11]>> Other people are not as welcoming as that guy was, though, >> bro. You work here.

[00:21:16]You know where the uh the car games are by any chance?

[00:21:20]>> My [ __ ] are you mentally ill? My How many people were in your classroom?

[00:21:24]>> What? You're talking about students on dumb questions.

[00:21:27]>> You mean >> what do you see around here?

[00:21:29]>> Bro, why you got to be so mean about it, bro?

[00:21:31]>> Are you okay?

[00:21:32]>> Why you got to be so mean about it, bro?

[00:21:33]>> No. Like, really? How many people were in your classroom?

[00:21:36]>> You want to go, bro? Want to go, bro?

[00:21:37]You want to go? Why you being so mean about it?

[00:21:39]>> Security.

[00:21:41]>> We got We got a jackass right here. How you going to ask me? First, you ask me, do I work here? Who the [ __ ] is wearing a blue vest for shits and giggles?

[00:21:49]>> [ __ ] If you have a question, [ __ ] it's right here. How the [ __ ] do you come up to me ask me where the vest do I work here? Okay, one dumbass question.

[00:21:59]Second of all, where's the game cards?

[00:22:03]Like, this is what I'm talking about. At first, he's like, are you stupid? Okay, maybe it's a joke, but him actually getting so viscerally upset by someone rage baiting him reveals he does not have, to sound like a yoga mom for a second, inner peace. Someone commented, "You ruined his whole day with that question." Like if your day can be ruined by a question, you need a new day. And it's not just me saying this.

[00:22:25]Someone else said, "This dude hates his life. He needs a vacation." I think he needs a lot more than that, but it's clear that he hates his life. There are people who know how to navigate a whole rage bait with a very cool head, which sometimes can be very important to do.

[00:22:38]>> Fill in the blank.

[00:22:40]>> Burger, that's correct.

[00:22:44]Singer, that's correct.

[00:22:48]Ninja, >> that's correct.

[00:22:53]>> Digger, >> that's correct.

[00:22:59]>> What do you see?

[00:23:01]>> I see two two nice men talking to each other in the street.

[00:23:05]>> Just two nice men talking to each other in the street.

[00:23:08]>> What's the What's the word for that?

[00:23:10]What's the word for that?

[00:23:10]>> Yeah. What's the word?

[00:23:11]>> What do you think?

[00:23:12]>> Look very closely. I'm looking looking real close.

[00:23:18]>> You don't know. We can move on.

[00:23:19]>> I'm about to move on. I'm have to move on for now.

[00:23:22]>> All right. Bet.

[00:23:26]>> Riggers.

[00:23:27]>> That's correct.

[00:23:32]>> Dagger.

[00:23:33]>> That's correct.

[00:23:36]>> What do you see?

[00:23:37]>> I see a bunch of dudes wearing uh wearing some jerseys. Oh, numbers.

[00:23:43]That's correct.

[00:23:45]>> That guy's a genius. What's great about Gen Alpha, for all their faults, is a lot of them are too young to get rage baited. They'll just respond earnestly.

[00:23:53]>> Ollie, someone wants to fight dad and they have a son.

[00:23:59]>> I'm going to fight someone right now.

[00:24:01]And they got a little kid. He wants to fight you, too.

[00:24:04]>> Will you fight them?

[00:24:05]>> Yeah.

[00:24:06]>> Let's go. Come on.

[00:24:08]>> I'm going to beat that boy up.

[00:24:10]>> Yes.

[00:24:11]Let's punch this.

[00:24:13]>> He was ready. Maybe my biggest piece of advice though is do not rage bait your local beehive.

[00:24:28]>> And then in an incredibly ironic moment, someone commented, "Did you know bees have a pornographic memory?" Which was obvious ragebait. And then someone else commented, "Bro, WTF, are you saying photographic big dog?" And he goes, "My bad. My bad." Yeah, sure, buddy. We all know you were rage baiting people on a rage bait video.

[00:24:47]>> Wait, excuse me.

[00:24:49]>> Yes.

[00:24:49]>> Uh, can I shake ass for this?

[00:24:51]>> What?

[00:24:51]>> Can I shake ass for this?

[00:24:54]>> If you can.

[00:24:54]>> Oh, like, can I pay cash for this?

[00:24:56]>> Yes. Yes, you can. I'm sorry. My My brain's Yes, >> you can pay.

[00:25:00]>> Oh, no. You're good. What you think?

[00:25:02]What you think?

[00:25:02]>> Give them all nickels if you want.

[00:25:04]>> Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. What would you What' you think, Isaac?

[00:25:07]>> We weren't sure.

[00:25:08]>> Oh, okay.

[00:25:09]>> I wasn't.

[00:25:09]>> Someone commented, "What if she said yes the first time? Bro's playing a dangerous game." But you can actually do good using rage bait tactics. Watch if someone will rescue this little girl from getting kidnapped.

[00:25:21]>> You ever have a triple scooper before?

[00:25:23]>> Uh, no. I usually just get one.

[00:25:25]>> Just one?

[00:25:26]>> Mhm.

[00:25:27]>> Well, if you come with me, I can hook you up and get you a double. Oo.

[00:25:31]>> Do you want to go?

[00:25:32]>> Hold on. Hold on. Is this this your dad?

[00:25:34]>> Uh I don't know this guy.

[00:25:37]>> I just a just a a new friend, that's all. Just uh you come >> I'm eight.

[00:25:43]>> She's eight. You trying to make friends with 8-year-olds? Hey, look. I got a bunch of games on my phone. You could go ahead and play. Come here, bro.

[00:25:49]>> What's up?

[00:25:50]>> I done told you multiple times. I think she's straight. This is a 8-year-old girl. You ordered my grandma.

[00:25:54]>> Do you know her?

[00:25:55]>> Go away.

[00:25:55]>> You know, >> yo, bro, we in a park full of kids. You about to make me act out of character.

[00:25:59]Please, please, bro, go away. The one time Jen Alpha's phone addictions came in handy. I got games on my phone. The little girl was just like, "Yeah, sure.

[00:26:07]Give it to me." But based on that girl's reaction, if the kidnapper had Roblox, it would have been Jover. She would have been by done. She would have been like, "Forget Jetpack Joy Ride. I'm going to play Roblox." And then some people are so friendly. Rage bait doesn't even move them.

[00:26:18]>> Excuse me. Do you think I could just steal like 5 seconds of your time?

[00:26:26]>> All right. Thank you.

[00:26:27]But other times, videos that seem like they're rage baiting a person are really rage baiting the audience.

[00:26:32]>> Oh my god. Oh my god. Charlie, >> what?

[00:26:34]>> You kind of look like Charlie Kirk.

[00:26:36]>> Charlie Kirk?

[00:26:37]>> Yeah.

[00:26:37]>> Oh man, that is depressing.

[00:26:41]>> I was going to hold my neck, too. So, that's kind of insane.

[00:26:44]>> Um, >> what?

[00:26:46]>> But people are pointing out that this guy is AI. It's like literally Charlie Kirk's exact face. So, the comments who thought he was getting rage baited were getting rage baited themselves. This guy tried to buy an item that wasn't an item.

[00:27:04]>> Yeah, the fish too, please.

[00:27:16]This girl, >> you cute. Can I get your number?

[00:27:18]>> Oh, no. I'm sorry. I I don't I don't date. I don't do any of that stuff.

[00:27:22]>> No. No. Where Where's the cucumbers?

[00:27:24]>> Cucumbers?

[00:27:25]>> Yeah.

[00:27:25]>> Oh, they're produce.

[00:27:29]>> Okay. All right. Thank you.

[00:27:32]>> She doesn't date. She doesn't do any of that stuff. She just knows where the cucumbers are. But I kind of doubt that, too, cuz she didn't give a very helpful answer. He was like, "Where are the cucumbers?" She's like, "It's produce over there." It's like over some It's somewhere over there. Some that direction. She's already questioning her gender. Now you got her questioning her hearing. And I think this guy is too.

[00:27:52]>> You watch porn?

[00:27:53]>> You watch what?

[00:27:54]>> Do you watch porn?

[00:27:58]>> Do I watch what?

[00:28:00]>> Watch porn.

[00:28:03]>> I'm not having this conversation.

[00:28:06]>> No. Do you wash the corn? I was >> Do I wash corn?

[00:28:09]>> Yeah.

[00:28:09]>> Or like if you toss on the grill. I thought you were asking me something different.

[00:28:13]>> Oh, hello.

[00:28:15]>> Hello.

[00:28:15]>> I got to say, George Castanza's career has gone downhill. So, if you're going to rage bait, make it endearing. Like these guys, >> especially our A-listers who are seeing up to four movies every week in any format with free online ticket reservations.

[00:28:31]>> They're A-listers. They're better than the rest of us Gentiles. And I think this guy is, too.

[00:28:36]>> He goes by Dill, though. You can just say Dill.

[00:28:38]>> What's his last name?

[00:28:39]>> D.

[00:28:40]>> D. Yeah.

[00:28:42]>> Dildo.

[00:28:46]>> Yeah. Right.

[00:28:48]>> What's his name?

[00:28:49]>> First name's Holden. Last name Tudix.

[00:28:54]>> Attention nurse customers. Will Holden Tudish please come back to building materials desk? Holden Tudix.

[00:29:00]>> Okay. And her name, >> her last name is Traan.

[00:29:03]>> Tan.

[00:29:03]>> And then first name is Penny.

[00:29:04]>> Penny.

[00:29:05]>> Yep.

[00:29:06]>> Penny. Tan. Can you please meet your party at the pickup and returns desk?

[00:29:11]Penetration. Please meet your party at the returns desk.

[00:29:15]>> Uh, his last name is owners. First name is Gabe.

[00:29:19]>> Attention customers. Meet your party.

[00:29:23]>> Gabe owners.

[00:29:24]>> Gabe owners.

[00:29:28]>> Dixon.

[00:29:29]>> Yep.

[00:29:32]>> Nice try.

[00:29:33]>> What do you mean?

[00:29:33]>> I'm not paging dicks in my ass.

[00:29:38]That's like dead ass his name.

[00:29:40]>> That's Robert right there. I want to hear him pay you that.

[00:29:44]>> All right. Do you know how to call for my brother to meet me back up here?

[00:29:48]>> You pay you >> if you could.

[00:29:50]>> That's what he wants.

[00:29:51]>> Yeah.

[00:29:52]>> You know how to do that?

[00:29:54]>> Well, he said he couldn't.

[00:29:55]>> What's your brother's name?

[00:29:57]>> His last name is Miz. First name is Dixon.

[00:30:01]>> Dixon. Ma.

[00:30:02]>> Yeah.

[00:30:11]really appreciate it.

[00:30:15]>> Attention Walmart.

[00:30:24]>> Perfect.

[00:30:24]>> It was almost wholesome the way he teamed up with the cashier to get the other guy >> or this guy.

[00:30:40]Bro was possessed by a ceiling fan and a demon at the same time. But the worst rage baits are the true rage baits. The ones that aren't setups but really happen. Starting with this one.

[00:30:54]>> Taris right in the butt.

[00:30:56]>> What?

[00:30:59]What show did he think he was on? You can't even spell right with four letters. Right in the butt. Oh god.

[00:31:06]Someone commented, "A starving man thinks of bread." This video and his comment are disturbing. This one is better.

[00:31:20]The poor kid thought he was drowning.

[00:31:22]Bro waterboarded himself. Because I'd say there are three types of rage bait videos. The first is your classic prank.

[00:31:30]Fun for the whole family.

[00:31:31]>> Tiny bit of cheese.

[00:31:33]>> Like that.

[00:31:34]>> That's too much. That's too much.

[00:31:36]>> Whatever. It's fine. It's fine.

[00:31:38]>> You all right, kid?

[00:31:40]>> I'm hungry. That looks good.

[00:31:42]>> That's it.

[00:31:44]>> But how do you expect me to roll this?

[00:31:46]>> Just figure it out, man.

[00:31:48]>> Roll it, buddy.

[00:31:50]>> Like, I JUST I CAN'T ROLL IT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[00:31:54]>> WELL, MAYBE IF you didn't add all that freaking cheese. She gives me hope for Gen Alpha. I like this one.

[00:31:59]>> Maybe if you didn't add that freaking cheese.

[00:32:01]>> The second type is the really creepy ones that make people uncomfortable.

[00:32:05]>> Oh my god, there's so many white snow.

[00:32:06]Look.

[00:32:10]>> Y'all want a chance to win $100?

[00:32:12]>> All right.

[00:32:13]>> All I got to do is spin the wheel.

[00:32:17]>> Oh my god. This is >> Okay. Okay. Okay. You never know. You never know.

[00:32:21]>> Guessing game. Okay. Come here. Come right here. Come here. All right. All right. All right.

[00:32:25]>> So, what is your name?

[00:32:26]>> Quillin.

[00:32:27]>> Quillin. Okay. All right.

[00:32:30]>> If I could guess your favorite color, right?

[00:32:38]>> Oh my god. I I love this song.

[00:32:41]>> I love this.

[00:32:42]>> All right. If I can guess your favorite color, right? He gets a >> hit. Okay. Okay.

[00:32:50]>> The [ __ ] is wrong. Wait. Wait.

[00:33:01]no ran away.

[00:33:04]>> What the hell is that, bro? I'd be scared, too. And the third is the one that reveals people's characters. And this one is the most illustrative.

[00:33:13]>> Did you drop this miracle money?

[00:33:16]>> Yeah.

[00:33:16]>> Oh, man.

[00:33:18]>> Yeah.

[00:33:18]>> Wow. What'd you do for a living?

[00:33:20]>> Not here.

[00:33:21]>> We just got our payday. This your payday?

[00:33:24]>> Yeah.

[00:33:25]>> Wow.

[00:33:26]>> Thank you.

[00:33:27]>> That was so much money.

[00:33:29]>> There was like a whole bunch of hundreds.

[00:33:31]>> Okay.

[00:33:32]>> Yeah. Thought we had it in our pocket.

[00:33:34]>> Can I get a reward for finding it?

[00:33:36]>> Yeah.

[00:33:38]>> Here you go.

[00:33:39]>> Oh my gosh. Thank you. $3.

[00:33:41]>> No. No. There's more than that.

[00:33:42]>> One, two, four.

[00:33:43]>> Yeah.

[00:33:44]>> Can I get a little more?

[00:33:45]>> Yeah. Here we go.

[00:33:46]>> Thank you. Oh my gosh. I'm done. Thank you. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What's your name?

[00:33:50]>> Michelle. Chris. Wait. Wait, why did the envelope say PW?

[00:33:53]>> I don't know. That's what the bank put on there.

[00:33:55]>> P.W.

[00:33:56]>> Yes.

[00:33:58]Bank Harvey did it.

[00:34:00]>> Oh. All right. You're not lying, are you?

[00:34:02]>> No.

[00:34:03]>> Like on like swear to God.

[00:34:04]>> No. On God.

[00:34:05]>> No. No. No.

[00:34:06]>> No.

[00:34:07]>> No.

[00:34:08]>> Okay. All right. Money I dropped over there.

[00:34:10]>> Oh, yeah. I just gave it to her.

[00:34:12]>> No. Don't lie. Cuz all right. Here.

[00:34:15]>> What the h? She gave me this. You said Chris. I thought you said it was yours.

[00:34:21]What? I don't know.

[00:34:22]>> I don't know. I'm out of here.

[00:34:24]>> Have a good Wait, why you texting? That wasn't yours.

[00:34:27]>> Yeah, because because I gave him money earlier.

[00:34:30]>> Oh, yeah. That's our wallet. It's got our son's name. What's our son's name?

[00:34:34]Billy Bob. Yeah, it's Billy Bob. He's got a scholarship at a college. What college? Uh uh Southern College University. It's But the biggest freak out of all of someone not getting YouTube money goes to this lady.

[00:34:47]>> Got some change for me, sir. You got some change, man. You got you don't got nothing. I got you >> for real, man. Congratulations, sir.

[00:34:54]>> Guess what, sir?

[00:34:56]>> For you helping out this homeless man right here, YOU JUST WON $1 MILLION.

[00:35:01]HALLELUJAH.

[00:35:03]>> WHAT THE hell going on?

[00:35:05]>> WHAT YOU MEAN?

[00:35:06]>> PARTY, MAN. LIKE, WHAT'S UP?

[00:35:08]>> WHAT HAPPENED?

[00:35:09]>> YOU JUST PASSED ME UP.

[00:35:11]>> NO MILLION DOLLAR, BRO. I WOULD HAVE GOT YOU FOR A MILLION DOLLAR.

[00:35:15]>> WHY WE SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU, >> MAN? THIS A GANG. Y'ALL PLAYING GAMES ON [ __ ] WE ALL TRYING TO SET A [ __ ] UP AND [ __ ] We playing games.

[00:35:25]DON'T PUT YOUR GODDAMN HANDS ON ME. WE GOING TO GET MY [ __ ] Oh my god. Tripping.

[00:35:32]>> Oh, that's a white hand. What you mean?

[00:35:35]>> I get a million dollar before she did >> because she didn't help me out.

[00:35:41]>> No, we didn't put our hands ON ANYBODY.

[00:35:44]HE put me check.

[00:35:48]>> Bro, you lying. You lying, BRO. I LOVE YOU.

[00:35:50]>> WHY DO YOU FEEL LIKE A CHECK? YOU KNOW, she was prepared to steal the check. I don't think she knows how checks work. I don't think anyone ever taught her what a check was, which would make sense because intelligence and cooperation, trusting people, helping others, correlate with each other. It's often the stereotype that intelligent people become cynical because they see human nature for what it really is. But the opposite's true. So the next time someone asks you to help them, maybe do it whether you're getting $10,000 or not. But most of all, you shouldn't be able to be ragebit. If you find yourself compelled to correct other people or prove that you're right, look into where that's coming from. You might be as unhappy as this guy.

[00:36:31]>> We got we got a jackass right here.

[00:36:33]>> I might be live on Twitch right now. Hit the link in the description.