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ENGLAND LOST!?! BUT IT’S OKAY, BECAUSE ENGLAND IS OKAY SOMETIMES… | THE BORED ROOM WITH ALI
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>> Yeah yeah yeah. [laughter] >> Let go of him man.
>> You're talking about bo in a carnival.
Bo on a tube.
>> Oh no.
>> Oh my.
>> I want some of that too. [laughter] >> What? I want some of that too. Your next stop is >> Oh yeah cuz I [laughter] mean >> holding on. YOU KNOW THAT DEMO'S THERE.
>> Are you winning the league? Specs.
[laughter] Specs run out of picks.
Finally found you. Yeah, you found time there. [laughter] >> Am I done?
>> Yeah. Yeah.
[music] >> Boys, the boardroom's back. We had to convene a meeting. This is an important meeting. Um, Dazar, first of all, first of all, Alli's here. Shout out Alli.
[applause] >> Big Alz. Thank you, We needed Alli in here for this important boardroom meeting. But the main reason obviously is to find out whether or not Dazza should be wearing these glasses or the other glasses that look a little bit like upside down. So Dazza, do you want to talk to the crowd?
>> Yes. TGO thinks I should be wearing these. I like these, but Spec just said something. I can't wear these because of I got um >> lenses.
>> Yeah, lenses. Like two different subscriptions, but I want to wear these.
I match my >> subscriptions. Can can we show the crowd at least what >> the difference is? You mess up your eyes, big bro.
>> Or this one.
>> Miles, what do you think?
>> The other one.
>> They look good though, but they just look a little bit upside down. Like >> these are cool, but they look like they're missing a chromosome or something. Do you know what I mean? It's [laughter] a bit droopy. Like, >> you know what I'm saying? Droopy. You know what I mean? It's just not straight. Like, it's just >> it's droopy. It's like It's like that.
>> Yeah.
>> They've [laughter] been through a lot.
They've been through a lot.
>> Blind boy.
>> Hell no. I know. What everybody's saying? What ones?
>> It's the other one. First one.
>> Yay or nay?
>> That's not how it works. It's not yay or nay. That's not how it works. [laughter] >> Go on then.
>> It's these glasses. Mr. >> These glasses. Yay or nay? Now ask >> these glasses. Yay or nay? Okay, >> Da. Take those glasses off. You mess up your eyes.
>> Yeah. Just take my >> cuz you have to update your lens. Crowd.
If you wear glasses every 6 to 8 months, you have to update your lens. If you got four, five pairs of glasses, if you change one lens, one pair of glasses, it means you've got to change all the glasses or you're going to mess up your eyes and end up like who wears them big goggles and is like >> the Hannifax man.
>> The Hannifax man.
>> Frank Butcher.
>> Frank Butcher.
>> The guy from the trailer pops.
>> Guy from the Trail Pop Boys.
>> Bubbles.
>> Bubbles. Bubbles.
>> There we go. There we go.
>> One of the daddy boys.
>> Devon.
>> Devon T.
>> Do you want to ask the next Daza question to the crowd then?
>> We could get to Daza. We got time for Dazzer.
>> Okay. There's a coming.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, man. Wait, wait, wait.
>> We had a great We had a great idea.
>> We had a great idea for a show about Dazzer, actually.
>> Yeah, you was about me to talk to me about that.
>> Yeah, but we were good. [laughter] We were going to do No, no, this is different. Basically, we're going to do what Specs and Alhand did when they came together on our FM. But it's all going to be about Dazzer except Dazzer is going to be watching and he's going to have a microphone that Specs can't hear.
What we can't hear while we're running down Dazzer. So, we're going to have Dazz's live commentary over us burying it.
>> I can rip Daz all day long, man. It's too easy.
>> I can do that. I can do that. I like that idea.
>> That's a That's a good episode, don't it?
>> Of course. There's loads of episodes can do.
>> By the way, we were sitting outside before we started the show. So, you've obviously told Luke, "Where the boys call him in?" Luke's come out and said, "Guys, look, we're ready. Come in."
Miles goes, "Cool. I'm going to go toilet quickly." Da. Yeah, you're right.
I'll go with you. [laughter] >> I said, "Why did you pick this time to go toilet with me? You could have just gone before." I wanted to go at the same time as him, but I wanted to go toilet, but when he said it, I said, "You know what? Let's go now."
>> I reminded you.
>> I've heard I've heard watching people go toilets, a new thing. Specied on >> I mean, when I was young, me and my little cousin, >> if he needs to go toilet, I'll go toilet. We both stand over the hole and we piss together.
>> It sounds like a Kanye West story. I've actually I've got a weird friend. I've got a weird friend. Yeah. He's got a little sign in his bathroom that says, "Peing with friends and peeing without friends." And depending on how you do the lock is depending on how See, >> there's some weird people out there.
>> Happens, man. That that was back in the day when you know it was it's your cousin it's fine you can do that. You know what I mean?
>> Now it's just too many rules.
>> I don't think I peed with my cousin.
>> You got loads. So >> exactly.
>> So maybe they peed with him.
>> Maybe. Yeah. Did you ever do you ever you when you used to go football like everyone needs to go we go find a corner or like a wall and everyone pee as high as they can up the wall?
>> No.
>> Yeah. Yeah. But guys again. What do you mean no? [laughter] >> No. No. I mean you never done that. They done it together. You're peeing. IF YOU PEE BY the wall and your bed just pee by the wall, >> you're going to try and go higher.
>> Yeah, >> of course.
>> You never used to do that. If there's like a wet, >> there's a wet stain on the wall, you go higher and then come back in my face.
[laughter] >> Yeah, right. That should go on the cond.
>> I I know the game. I know the game. I just didn't do it.
>> Too close to the wall.
>> I know the game.
>> Piss up the wall. Is it?
>> Yeah. The highest. The highest.
>> Highest wins. But >> piss chase.
>> Never play. Good call. Good call. Jesus Christ.
>> No. No. No.
>> Uh, listen. It's the boardroom and uh it's important show. We come together, we talk about our business, we talk about uh major affairs that affect this company outside of the football nonsense that we talk. Uh and I guess there's a order of things. They're called the minutes or the whatever you would call them. The the Yeah, >> we've already done Daz's glasses. The next thing is Specs thinks he looks like Alli.
>> Do you know what this me and Alli look alike thing when I think it started in like 2021?
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. around lockdown times where we was on a shoot together and we were like I'm looking thinking I think I posted you as well.
>> Yeah. On your story. Yeah.
>> And my auntie usually if my auntie doesn't say nothing then they don't look alike. But Auntie Mon was like that's your brother.
>> But now but I want to ask Dazza cuz Daza know me the longest in this table. Dazza do me and Ali look alike.
>> Be honest. Be honest as well. Is this >> I'm always honest. I'm going to be very honest. I'll tell you [laughter] >> he's not always honest.
>> Yes I am very honest a little bit. But your nose is much smaller than these.
>> Where?
>> Much smaller.
>> You know what? That's a win.
>> And your face. We'll take that. We'll take That's too techy, man. Man, the dick at this finish.
>> You're gone. [laughter] >> And your jaws and your face is much slimmer than these as well.
>> Your eyes are a bit more inner.
>> These ones. All right. All right.
>> What kind of eyes? A man wants it to be exact. [laughter] You know what I mean?
One more. Just one more and I'll finish and I'll finish.
>> His ears are much more tinier. Oh, my ears are small.
>> And a bit more far back there.
>> Oh, you got the mouse ears.
>> That's it.
>> Yeah, man.
>> Oh my god. Your ears are small. It's only [laughter] cuz my head's massive though. Like my head's massive.
>> Is one ear bigger than the other?
>> I think so. You know, I don't >> I That's everyone's ears does.
>> No. Is it >> scientifically? Yeah. Scientifically, one ear is bigger than the other.
>> Same as calves.
>> You got you got a laptop, dude.
>> Same as calves as well, right? Like one cast. I don't >> know about calves. I don't know about calves.
>> Yeah, calves are always technically one one bigger cuz you got a strong leg and a weak.
>> That's facts.
>> Bum cheek.
>> Only one way to find out.
>> Go on. You already stand up. Stand up.
>> I bet I beat you to it. I [laughter] BEAT you to find out.
>> It's completely normal for one ear to be slightly bigger than the other.
>> Told you.
>> I thought so.
>> Told you. But his looks like a before and after shot.
>> Is it?
>> Yeah.
>> Who's after? Just to be clear.
>> Oh, Ali. Alli's a bit more.
>> What do you think Ali looks like? Anyone else?
>> Fabulous.
>> Alli looks like everyone fabulous >> Hillary Banks would have got with back a day.
>> Okay. Okay. Yeah.
>> Banks was a bit like Kick Caddy. I've had before. Yeah.
>> The eyes though.
>> Hold on. I just said everyone Hillary Banks. He goes Jazzy. [laughter] >> Yeah, but he was >> That's you.
That is >> Jazz was my friend >> when I got >> DJ the DJ.
>> Yeah. DJ Jazz Jazzy Jeff >> who looks like Dazza by the way.
>> No, Dazza's um >> the English the English one.
>> Let's stop there.
>> Car Cox.
>> Is that his name? The English guy in Fresh Prince.
>> Oh, Jeffrey.
>> Jeffrey. [laughter] Carton.
>> Jeffrey. Wait, you mean cotton? You're not cotton. You're not cotton.
>> Don't be about cotton.
>> My cousin used to say I was carton cuz I was always a joke with the family. I'm not a joke. I always run shows. Forget it. Forget it.
>> I can see the East African in both of you though.
>> Is it?
>> Yeah. Yeah. I can see the resemblance there.
>> But the thing about me and Specs looking alike here is how many people say it.
Like for example, when I went in that job with Steo, as soon as I walked in, he's like, "You look like Specs."
>> And I know it was half joking, but the other half wasn't. It was like, "You kind of do look like him." So maybe >> the first Steo said that about Miles, Dazza, and everyone. Yeah.
>> I mean, Steo's a bit racist. You know what [laughter] I mean? Like, >> Steve, if you're watching, stop the look alike. Stop it, Steve. Stop it now.
>> We love you, but it's, you know what I mean?
>> Did you see Ste's look alike?
>> Oh, he's got a small one now, ain't it?
>> No, the hedge one.
>> Yeah. [laughter] >> No, no, I'm talking about a small man.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> I'm saying that's >> What are you doing?
[laughter] Why did he do the hedge one? I don't understand.
>> Cuz I didn't want to say a small person, of course. Is it?
>> Why? Why not?
>> Oh, can I?
>> Yeah. They inclusive.
>> Little Robbie.
>> Little Robbie. Yeah. I thought I consider them more.
>> Yeah, they inclusive. They're people, you know. They're just small.
>> But they say they were people.
>> Okay.
>> Before Before we get into Can by the way.
>> Oh, [laughter] when they look for Dazz, how does it work?
>> I got in there, man. [laughter] >> What's up? Black or Men in Black.
[laughter] >> Ali. Ali. C.
>> You got Sorry, D. Sorry, D. You got to be here for at least a month. All right, cool. Sorry, man. You've only been there five minutes, mate. [laughter] You've only been five minutes, mate.
>> Before we start the me, has everyone all right?
>> How's everyone?
>> I'm I'm I'm absolutely marvelous.
>> I think we've had a great World Cup.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah, we've had a good World Cup.
>> No, no, we haven't.
>> We have. It's been all right. Good. Good lad.
>> England or It's the boardroom. It's about us.
>> I said this to do just before we started this. I was really upset about missing the England Mexico game. Really upset.
>> Missed it.
>> In what way?
>> In Well, it got moved. Yeah, >> the eyes closed. I conked it. I woke up and I watched the highlights and that was the most electrifying highlights of sports entertainment.
>> It was a good game.
>> I missed Jimenez do stuff.
>> Yeah, he was going crazy.
>> That was a vibe. T the stadium, everything was just correct.
>> I don't I don't mean whether or not individually you enjoyed watching games.
I meant us as a business cuz this is a boardroom meeting.
>> Oh, sorry. Okay. Okay. Of course. Of course. Of course. Sorry.
>> Don't forget that board.
>> I thought we had a good World Cup. I I'm doing okay. How you doing?
>> I'm okay, man. And just for the just for uh clarity, Alli, you might recognize him is um >> famous >> Kaka cut it back. He's Kaka. Cut it back.
>> You know, I found that out like last month.
>> What?
>> So when Kaka was playing in in the pitch down S and someone was saying Kaka, cut it back. You >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> Cut it back, you cheeky sword.
[laughter] >> You're the cheeky sword. I told you cut back.
>> Yeah.
>> So when I'm making jokes about your house, Yeah. Honestly, bro, it's just me, man. I don't mean it personally, [laughter] man. I'll get it. I'll get it makes sense. It makes sense.
>> A little house.
>> Was it Was you open? Was you open? Do >> you know what? Yeah, I I'll say it quickly now. It was the fact that it was 1 nil. We're losing 1 nil and it was 15 minutes either way. So 30 minutes. It was a quick game in it. So second half starts with one nil down. He's doing fancy flicks, etc. Like do your thing in it cuz obviously you're kaka.
>> The next half starts 5 minutes in. We get a penalty. My man takes it. One step, seven aside, five yards. It goes white. So obviously I'm annoyed.
>> Yeah, this is all on YouTube for missing.
>> No, no, I'm on to him. So imagine me going to my boys, oh I play football with Kaka. Also was in in Hackne in Hagerson Park where I've always played growing up. So for me it was normal. I was with my boys from like year seven and stuff. Lovely day. So >> in his ends.
>> Yeah. He's in my hands. You know what I mean?
Yeah. In my domain and then he misses a penalty. So I'm kind of on to him. I'm like yo like he's kind of ruining our day by just being himself and like not really not really like you know what I mean pulling up his pants. So literally after he miss that penalty the goalkeeper pumped it long. They've got a corner. We've defended it. I've got on edge of the D pulls and I've given it to him and I'm running after him trying to be like I'll kaka cut back one two I was near the halfway line so technically what Steo said last time it wasn't a cut back >> me and does believe in assist right Daz >> that's how I felt about midfield you assist be honest come on man >> I keep telling you lots rims >> you're not a baller you keep telling us sorry >> D you never been a baller >> I do like playing you mean I've never been a baller >> you never been a baller your coordination I've seen you skip [laughter] I've seen you skip I've seen you skip my bad knee with my bad knee He's gone. YouTube commented because of you.
>> Saying what?
>> You're skipping.
>> You're skipping on a Tik Tok video.
YouTube comment >> saying what? What did they say?
>> They're laughing at you, >> brother. You're skipping. There's no way.
>> So, what do you want me to do about that? I got a bad knee. [laughter] >> That wasn't why the skipping was bad, by the way.
>> Yeah, exactly.
>> Nothing about skipping. [laughter] He's skipping.
>> Watch my shorts fell down. I can skip.
>> Oh, Jordy Specs. What did he say? I said my knee.
money. Many you kept saying, "Don't worry, take your time. Take your time."
[laughter] >> Yeah, take your time.
>> I'm going to say this.
>> Best skipper.
>> No, I think was better.
>> Second best. Okay. Third.
>> And then you guys, what is [laughter] >> the podium is better than you though?
>> You're so proud of that. Third, isn't it?
>> Of course.
>> Champions League.
First [laughter] Champions League and Fifth Champions League. We made it. Champions League, man. We made it.
>> Oh yeah. Yep. He killed you.
>> I'm talking about Champions League in 2002.
>> [laughter] >> Fish.
>> Oh man.
>> Um, just to bring it back to Daza is most important thing before we get into this boardroom properly. Daza. Uh, we we don't have any from My Left merch. We will have From My Left merch. It will happen. Uh, but we don't currently. We think we're going to launch with Dazza merch. [laughter] >> I'm Jordy. Why you laughing?
>> Because Miles has been trying to rest Dazz's glasses on the top of his head.
LOOK AT THIS. [laughter] HAVE >> they stay [laughter] on [laughter] his face is small, bro.
>> You're meant to just rest them.
>> No, listen. Listen, [laughter] >> take the lens out. He put his his whole head through the glass.
>> Well, that's mental. That's never happened to me ever. But go and take >> Dazz will be getting merch. I reckon that's that's probably the best thing we can do. But it's up to you lot to decide what we're gonna make merch around. Is it Buffy?
>> Is it Abou?
>> Abu. Is it yellowy Daz?
>> No. No. That's too much. You could call it Yed. It could be Yed, but not Y.
>> Is it Dazzer Talks?
>> Is it Daza Talks? Do we build a logo?
>> It's called Da Talks.
>> Braveheart Devonte 100K, man. Was it >> Buffy? Mr. 100K. Mr. No Rules.
>> Um, >> the face of the rules.
>> The poster boy.
>> The poster boy.
>> Poster boy. Yeah, I like the poster boy.
>> Crowd, what is Dazz's best aka? Please let us >> let us know in the comments.
>> And whatever it is, we're going to pull it on the merch on the from my left channel.
>> And look, I'll be honest with you guys.
Do I think this is the best thing to do?
>> No. But but no, hold [laughter] on.
>> Get your merch. Hold on. Get your merch.
>> Hold on. Your merch.
>> Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
[laughter] >> Do a stubborn tea.
>> Do I think it's the best?
>> Take away the tea. You get ego.
>> No, I don't think it's the best idea.
But Dazza came to me privately and he said, "You know what, T? You know them socks that Specs is selling? That's my logo. That's my socks. I said, you know what? We need to tidy this away. We need to get a little a little deal for Daz.
Protect Specs from a lawsuit.
>> It's a boardroom. It's a boardroom.
>> What you knowing about?
>> Oh, so um No, you're loh.
>> So, email me your the image rights now.
>> You're right. [laughter] >> HE LOVES THAT LAUGH EVERY TIME. I tell you what, >> don't provoke him, man.
waiting to take you to court, you know, who wants to [laughter] pull out that.
>> I'll be fair. It's a subpoena. I'll be fair.
>> Bang.
>> So, people own a Nobles uh socks.
>> Yeah. All right, that's cool. So, we'll give you the money for that.
>> How much is it?
>> I'm helping. We're trying to solve this.
>> Did he just Why are we trying to solve it?
>> He could have his merch drop and then he can prove that the real reason the socks ARE FLYING IS COOL.
>> But the problem is, >> why does it have to be a problem? The problem is specs. What happens when it it absolutely eclipses what you're doing?
>> What do you mean?
>> When it starts flying off the shelves faster than >> I would love that.
>> I apologize. [laughter] [laughter] Sorry about >> straight in the deep.
>> I'm not D. [laughter] >> What does the t-shirt say?
>> I just realized that. So, look, who uh whoever has the top comment, the most likes comment suggesting what Daz's t-shirt should be, we will hand it off to a designer and we're going to have Dazz's merch be the first merch on from my left.
>> That would be amazing. That would [clears throat] be amazing.
>> And when they say you got to design it, you actually design it. We'll do it.
>> We have to do it.
>> No playing t-shirts. We do it properly.
>> No, I'm doing it properly. I promise.
>> Yeah, that's good.
>> I promise. I promise.
>> That's his merch.
>> Have you got a favorite color?
>> Yellow.
>> It's so predictable.
>> Chicken t that is that is the color though. Your favorite color is white and black.
>> White or black on a t-shirt?
>> What? Yeah. What color is a t-shirt? The white and black's played out, man. Do something different.
>> I don't want something too different. I wanted to show you.
>> Yellow t-mine.
>> A yellow te's yellow t-shirt with a yellow eye Daz logo in yellow on top.
>> Find out.
>> Yellow on yellow.
>> Yep.
>> That's limited edition.
>> It's a yellow t-shirt with with eyes.
>> Yellow eye.
>> Oh my days. Just just the eye. Just the >> the eyes on it. As long as it doesn't like Brazil or Colombia's top.
>> Yeah, cuz they'll they'll sue you.
>> They'll see. Yeah.
>> Good to see you, man.
>> Or Sweden. [laughter] >> Anyway, welcome to the boardroom. Uh before we get into format properly, I'm going to introduce the panel from my left. His name's Jordi aka >> Jordan. Not Jordan. Talk to me. Nice album coming soon. If I couldn't rap, I wouldn't rap. Thank you for having me.
>> Next on the panel is Ali aka >> Ali Aiden. Um I don't have any alisters as of yet. I think we'll just let them we'll let them come as they as they come.
>> It's funny as well cuz your Twitter has always been on my algorithm.
>> Really?
>> Yeah. And cuz you got you got a good app.
>> Yeah. The thing that you remember I just it's just the ease of free because my first middle and last name all a like a a solea battery in the building. Let's go.
>> Aka.
>> Are you aware of what um Kaka's been going through in the last in recent years?
>> No, not really. What's that? What um his relationship is it?
>> Yeah.
>> [ __ ] >> With God? Not again. Not with God. with his wife.
>> Oh my god.
>> Apparently divorced him.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Divorce.
>> Yeah. His wife left him because apparently he was too perfect.
>> I can't wait to do what?
>> I can't wait till I can't wait.
>> He sounds like me.
>> Let me say I'm never going to have a wife. That's how you don't get gal.
>> You got to get married first. Does >> he told you I don't get >> You just said that.
>> I don't I don't [laughter] know who I >> don't I don't I don't know who she is. I don't get Buffy.
>> You don't get out of that.
>> You don't get G cuz you're too perfect.
>> That's what probably it is. Don't you think do you think it's a bit of a telltale sign if you've never watched Love Island in your life that you might never have had a girlfriend?
>> So you think D should watch it?
>> I think Dazz should get a girlfriend who makes him watch it.
>> You've never watched Love Island before?
>> Never.
>> Not even like through social media like a couple of clips.
>> I've barely seen anything.
>> You're weird. Weird.
>> I'll be honest. I don't know anything you watch though.
>> I've watched Wire. I've watched >> That's like 2005.
>> Yeah. You ask me what I watch.
>> Keep going. Keep reading them off. D I watch love films man or love series or something. You need Yeah, you need to find something with love.
>> Why?
>> Cuz you're single.
>> What's your favorite romcom?
>> I'm very busy right now. I don't think [laughter] I can.
>> He's our aka very busy. [laughter] >> Oh man.
>> Next on the panel. Anyway, he is um he's he's about to go on a big trip by the way.
>> That's right.
>> We're not going to talk about what the details of that are until we get a bit closer to it. His name Specs, aka I thought that I don't sound like a bus or there was no tone to that.
>> The haring [laughter] man again, the har man doesn't always have to have a tone.
It can change at any time. I want to catch you guys off guard. Yeah. Yeah. If you do like that, we're not doing that.
[laughter] >> You don't tell me how to do it.
>> When are you doing the humming song?
>> It's a great question. You know, >> um having freestyle coming near you.
>> Yeah. You know what I do? You see is when Jordi does a freestyle like that, you got to you got to leave it and wait.
Yeah. Wait till like everyone forgets about then you come in. Don't make up the time. No brother so serious.
>> Thank you. But don't make up.
>> You want to talk about that tea?
>> No. No. Hold on. Wait wait wait wait.
No.
>> What does it say about the TT? Desa.
>> No. I like it. Man on YouTube looking like Dane.
>> Who do you want to say? Does it say Dane?
>> Dane. [laughter] >> Does it say Dane on YouTube? I thought YouTube was a center mid. [laughter] I expect on man.
>> I was just trying to beat up your lyrics. I just >> Is your top inside out?
>> The color looks a bit >> No, no. I think it's just It's just one of the >> What are you doing?
>> Sorry. Sorry. No, no, it's not. It's not.
>> This meeting is all over the >> There's nothing I can do with it.
There's nothing I can do.
>> Gym. Gym, man.
>> I'm ging. I'm back in the gym.
>> Next on the final.
>> You've really got no shoulders. He wants to talk about Daz's shoulders. His name's Miles, aka >> Sorry. Aka Wells, aka Molino, aka the best looking guy on YouTube, >> aka [laughter] aka On the Top.
>> Pardon? Oh. Oh, they >> Who is that?
>> Aka On the Top.
>> Who are they?
>> My girls Naim and Cassie, man.
>> What?
>> They have an agency. This is the agency.
>> Oh, okay.
>> Next on the panel, uh, we don't talk about his shoulders here, but you might want to talk about shoulders on the t-shirt. His name Staza >> aka No Shoulders aka Yed aka Buffy aka Devonte aka brushing your shoulder man. Do your thing >> aka property owner Daz.
>> Thank you.
>> You get me?
>> Aka Buouie >> aka aka Daza talks.
>> Thank you.
>> Would your would your merch have shoulder pads like so shoulder pads?
>> Your t-shirt.
>> What if it's like Dazzer and it's like instead of um Legion of Doom Led but he's got the Legion of Doom shoulder pads on. Little spikes or even better [laughter] just a hole here. Both sides. No shoulders.
>> That's all right. You know [laughter] awareness.
>> Hey, get that down.
That's fine.
>> Taser doesn't want to take more than pictures for you. [laughter] >> Why do we taser? He could be.
>> He's a photographer.
>> Taser. No, Taser doing his thing. I forgot. So, yeah, Taser can do it.
>> Oh, you hate So, now you like Taser. By the way, by the way, Taser took a picture of himself two days ago. Did you not see it on his story?
>> Yeah. With the hair. Yeah.
>> Yes.
>> And he sent it to me and said, "Send this to Dazzel." [laughter] >> He is rattled.
>> Taser is rattled.
>> BECAUSE WE CALL HIM WHEN he came when we went to open the door.
>> So he got he goes, "Yeah."
>> Tell Da [laughter] he is going. You >> are going on that stream with PK. You remember that stream? He started it. Yeah, he started it. Finish.
What?
>> You're on YouTube now. I'm on YouTube.
Yeah, man. Let's go.
>> Not close. [laughter] Not close.
>> I mean, IT'S BROTHER.
>> YOU CAN'T BE looking like a specs looking like >> my [ __ ] parade, man. You look at me now. I have to shoot you down. I have to shoot you down.
>> You can't be compared to specs and then going to look about Miles.
>> Yeah.
>> My third Galis.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> What?
>> My third Galis. [laughter] >> Your third Galis. You got Harry, Tariq, Miles?
>> Yeah.
>> What do you think that is when you're doing that? What do you think?
[laughter] >> I don't care. I don't care what you don't think it is. I don't care. That's all that matters. That's all that matters.
>> Come on man. Aka the Galis man.
>> Come on. Is that Is that what the AK you're adding? Yeah.
>> Yeah. You can add it on.
>> You can have it. [laughter] >> You got to say aka D's third Gallas. AK.
>> That's your official title.
>> No, it's not you. No, no, no. [laughter] >> Where would that Where would I rank?
Sorry.
>> I don't top 10 >> on YouTube. In G list.
>> I just want to [laughter] I don't get it. WHAT? YOU THINK I'M A KID? IS THAT WHY? [laughter] You're cute as well, but whoever >> wrong with that.
>> A You know how much people hate that noise?
>> Yeah, >> I hate >> No. No. People hate that noise on this show.
>> You think they can tell me what to do?
>> No. No. They definitely can't.
>> Oh, why is it? Cuz I'm not doing to you.
>> I don't get it.
>> No. Just pointing out giving you some some crowd crowd um research.
>> Crowd, stop complaining. If you're not liking the video, don't tell me what to do.
>> You complain.
>> Like the like the video and now stop doing it. How about that? Speaking of which, that's a good point. We need the likes. We need you guys to hype this video. If you haven't subscribed yet, please subscribe. Although, I think The Boardroom is a show that has basically every viewer is a subscriber. It's a 100% subscriber format. But, uh, give us the like and the hypes either way.
>> Give me the likes.
>> I like that. Yeah. Yeah.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Like again.
>> Go on. Carry on. [laughter] >> Just look at me. I just wanted to give you I just wanted to give an ad lip and that's it.
>> That was good. That was good, man. That was good. couple vocals in there.
>> Um, boys, what we're here for today, and we were going to do another episode.
We're going to save that episode until I say in a couple of weeks, we'll do that.
>> We're going to talk about London and England and the United Kingdom.
>> Hello.
>> What was that? Sorry.
>> Lend >> got there in the end.
>> Who was that? Din, >> you sound like you come from London.
>> You sound like you're from London.
>> You sound like you're from London.
>> England have had a good summer, man. The World Cup, they've done well in the World Cup.
>> Got a heat wave.
>> There's been a heat wave. Um, >> two two heat waves. Well, it's one combined heat wave. If there's a gap of like seven days, it's really one heat wave, isn't it?
>> Yeah. Yeah. We had a break of a heat wave.
>> Yeah. Sorry. Does >> say sorry about what?
>> For interrupting and being wrong.
>> I was interrupting. I weren't that wrong.
>> All right. Do you know what? Sorry.
>> Yeah. Yeah. He was a [laughter] bit wrong. A bit right. It's okay. You don't do you know I like about this heat wave the most, >> by the way, cuz I think it's important is the fact that >> it gets dark really late.
It's bright really early, which means we ain't got to sleep.
>> Be honest. See, sometimes if I've stayed up to watch a woke up game >> and I and I look outside, but forget it, man. Forget sleeping. You can't sleep like this.
>> You're the biggest napper of 2026, by the way.
>> Is he?
>> Yes.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> He Specs doesn't reply to you for a couple of hours. He's napping and he's going to wake up at 6:00 and he's going to message you, "Sorry, I've been asleep."
>> Do you know what that mean? Do you know what that means? Reset.
>> M. We all have to reset.
>> All of us.
>> Do you just nap when you're watching TV?
Do you like fall to sleep? Like just >> your head's so small. You You ain't got to do [ __ ] >> Shame cuz in my in my naps I dream. You know what I mean? I'm in I'm in another sleeping.
>> Your thing is just like you might as well just stay. I don't I don't I don't see the point of you even sleeping.
What's the point?
>> What's the point?
>> Why? Why?
>> Why go sleep? Why? What do you Do you dream?
>> Yeah. Yeah. Of course. I have vivid dreams.
>> How long?
>> For like 7 hours.
>> Yeah. Right.
>> I I wake up and remember my dreams. Is it like what?
>> What was your last? Yeah, it was the last one.
>> I can't remember the last one I had. I remember them.
>> Who's your favorite?
>> What do you think? I write them down.
You think it's a movie? You think it's serious?
>> Remember your dream? You remember your dream and then you carry on your day?
Some people don't remember their dream.
>> So, you forgotten them?
>> Yes.
>> But I wake up and remember my dreams.
>> Wait one second. Are we What are we doing here?
>> Can you remember any of your dreams?
>> When I wake up, yes, I remember the dream I had.
>> Can you Can you think right now? All right. Let me think about >> No, not right now. Go. No. No.
>> Cool. Cuz that's not that's not what dreams do. They don't They're not movies. cuz they're not series.
>> I remember some of my dreams.
>> Yeah, I remember some of my dreams.
>> That's good for you.
>> That's what you >> But you don't remember your dreams.
>> I do when I wake up. Some people don't remember their dreams.
>> Storage.
>> There's lots of space. [laughter] >> But the sun's amazing. This [laughter] >> stop.
>> This is This is amazing. And be grateful cuz I was in Scotland the other day and it was blitzed. It's blitz. They are >> What? What's blitz?
>> Scotland right now.
>> They got a heat wave. It can't be.
>> Who told you this? It was there. They have a heat wave. They're in UK.
>> 22 23s 15 when I was there. 15.
>> [ __ ] >> It's cold in Scotland.
>> And do you know how I do you know how I knew it was bad?
>> That's crazy.
>> I left to go in shorts. I was in shorts and I was looking at my stories in shorts here on the grass cuz that's what we do here. It's hot here. We find the greenery which we will talk about as well. Lay down.
>> I'm in Scotland. My shorts and bro.
>> I nearly went Urban Outfitters and bought >> It's 7° cooler in Glasgow right this second. Okay. But is in London right now? 7° a lot.
>> Surprised you feel the wind.
>> What's it now? 25 26.
>> It's like 23 over there now.
>> No. What's it like?
>> Oh, here it's 31 in London.
>> Come on, bro. [ __ ] >> There's a big difference, bro.
>> Can we swear on here, by the way?
>> Yeah. Yeah. [ __ ] you.
[ __ ] >> [ __ ] >> What is um >> What is What do Americans do when they keep talking about 85 and that?
>> Fahrenheit.
>> That's Fahrenheit. Oh, brother.
>> They are they annoy me with that though.
>> That is me.
>> When it comes to any measurement unit, the UK or the Europe versus America, you know, it's just [ __ ] Like what's the [ __ ] is a inch though?
>> What is it? But we do inches as well.
Like centimeter, millimeter, meter.
Okay.
>> What is pound?
>> What's an inch? What's a pound?
>> Yeah, they they >> kilo weigh 60 pounds. Like, bro, what?
Kgs, man.
>> True.
>> Stones.
>> True.
>> I'm allergic to America anyway.
>> Yeah.
>> What we doing?
>> America's allergic to [laughter] you.
>> Can I ask you a question, guys?
>> What's your thing in this? Like, what do you do as soon as it's hot? Do you lay naked in your couch or do you step outside? Go for what is your thing? I want to know.
>> I lay naked on my couch. You >> lazy.
>> You lay naked in your whole pull. No video.
>> Wait, hold on. You're just You're just naked in on the floor in your [laughter] home.
>> Yeah, just naked.
>> That's exactly what I do. Sometimes the TV is not on. I'm just chilling, bro.
>> Dead silent.
>> It's not leg swinging cuz I'm okay.
>> If you're naked on your couch, bro, that means your pipes on the cooker >> and it's cooking. It means you're >> in any houses, remember? Not only mine, any >> in any house. [laughter] >> It's like that. It's really like that right there.
>> Is it like that? Yeah.
>> And I'm like that.
>> I'm him.
>> Yeah. You found it. You found it. I got I got I got a tall fan that I bring downstairs and I try to just c keep movement minimum >> and and a lot of fluids, man. A lot of water. I bought a new fan, >> but I put ice at the bottom of it. It doesn't make no difference. So, you >> Yeah, it will make a difference. Yeah.
>> Yeah. For for >> a little difference, but not me.
>> 20 seconds.
>> I thought it make a big difference.
Everybody stop. Everybody stop. One second.
>> You got a hand fan in your house?
[laughter] >> In my room?
>> Wait, hold on a minute. Hold on.
>> What?
>> JUST A HAND?
>> I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WAIT.
>> ELECTRIC ONE. YOU KNOW WHEN you you press it go. It's got three levels.
>> I get it. Cuz a big fan with your small face will be a tornado. [laughter] [laughter] >> Tornado.
>> Oh my god.
>> He's so tough. Oh my god, you're so stupid. Now that's what I do. I get water, >> put it on my face, get the towel, wet, get the fan, just cold air now.
>> Feels good.
>> Flowers on your face.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Like a flannel, you know, like a flannel.
>> Yeah. Just put on top of your head. Wet flannel.
>> Is anyone doing cold showers?
>> Yeah. I like a cold shower. Yeah.
>> Cold showers feel beautiful.
>> How do you not start your cold shower?
Do you start? It's got to be warm and then going into the cold shower.
Can't just jump into a cold shower.
>> It's crazy, man.
>> It's good for you, though.
>> It's good for you.
>> Yeah. Apparently accelerates your metabolism.
>> Jumping in just cold shower.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> I've been trying. I've been trying.
>> When you when you when you get under the tap today, try it.
>> Keep it under the tap. [laughter] You're idiot. [laughter] >> Try it. Try it.
>> I've also I've also given up on um flies and stuff. Like I don't care about them no more.
>> Like I open the door now. I need a door open, right? But bro, soon as that door opens, bro, them man are just like, "Yep, I got I'm I'm going right through."
>> Wireless, [laughter] man. Yeah.
>> Boom. Boom. Boom. The big ones. The little ones.
>> They're all fighting. I see fighting.
>> But I want to ask you a question.
>> Ask your question.
>> Wait a minute.
>> Wait a minute. [laughter] >> D is on the couch, small yard, dick on the cooker, doors wide open. Yeah. And he's got a TV off, but he's watching flies have a fight. [laughter] >> What?
>> That's the other sofa, by the way.
[laughter] >> So, T, if one of the flies hits a fly and it drops on the sofa, does he get his dick [laughter] from the cooker and touch the fly to see if it's alive?
>> What?
>> They're fighting on this pipe.
>> I see them scuffing in there, but everybody else look like that.
[clears throat] But these flies are >> flies.
>> Yeah, >> it's just a noise for me.
>> Yeah, bro.
>> Especially when they drive past your ear. [laughter] >> My thing is this. If you're driving or flying, whatever you're doing, >> go somewhere.
>> Yeah.
>> You're just doing U-turns every second.
[laughter] >> What is that?
>> You know what? You know when they land on your arm and you you go to slap them and they go and then two seconds later on. What [laughter] did you forget? What did you What did you What did you the whole house.
>> I let one big fly in, like a big one.
>> And I said, "You know what?" But you know, me, PK, and Tas were going for a walk, right? And they were waiting for me outside. So, as soon as I open the door, it went in. I was like, "You know what? Cool. I'm not going to be in anyway."
>> Yeah.
>> So, I've slammed the door. I've gone for a walk. Come back.
>> Where' this fly? Where's it gone? It might have gone upstairs or whatever.
>> Upstairs. [laughter] >> No, it's not upstairs, by the way.
>> Upstairs.
Downstairs.
>> Just Just to clue Alien, >> just for context. upstairs for him is step one, step two. I'm here. [laughter] >> But that's not all we can do.
>> Tell him. Tell him upstairs.
>> Well, it's not upstairs. Upstairs middle.
>> What's the What's the door laugh?
[laughter] You could have do this.
>> So, it's not even a stairs. It's just a step. It's just a little step like that.
>> Who's Whose apartment is that?
>> That's a spect.
>> Yeah, cuz you can't take two steps in yours.
>> What are you doing, brother? [laughter] What?
>> What are you doing? Seriously, [applause] >> my water must be here somewhere.
[laughter] Where my water?
>> This is This is my water.
>> Your water.
>> What are you doing, bro? Is there anyone water?
>> Doesn't know [ __ ] about with this [ __ ] you know. This is This is my water. I thought >> I'm done.
>> Just share it, boys. I don't >> shut up.
>> Share it. [laughter] >> Don't do that again.
>> You can have a go. You can have said, "What are you doing? What are you doing?
>> What are you doing, brother?"
>> Sorry. [laughter] Sorry, guys.
>> I thought it was my water.
>> Serious as well. You know, I don't share. I don't even do that. [laughter] Not even my niece when she was a baby.
>> But you don't even share water. Not even like a sky.
>> So my niece take my drink.
>> So he kiss a couple steps away from from drinking the water to kissing guys. There's a few steps that if you're not willing to share something shares girls >> by that logic. Have you shared?
[laughter] Hey, 85 if the home yet, man. Most of them are for the double yellows. I said this before.
>> That's not getting on a t-shirt, by the way. That's not getting on a t-shirt.
>> Anyway, that fly that was in my house.
>> I found it by the cooker >> dead. And I'm trying to understand how.
>> Now, Jordy, have you seen a fly fly into wall and kill itself?
>> No, I haven't.
>> Okay. So, I'll need >> into into um the window.
>> The window. Yeah.
>> You should get one of those fly catchers.
>> Got one in there. Sticky one. Don't like it. I don't like it. You got >> I got the sticky one though. See the one? My dad's got the one. It's like a tennis mat and he >> Yeah, that's the one you got electrocutes.
>> You got the sticky one.
>> Wait, wait. Your dad's got time to stand up and swing. [laughter] >> Tennis is on by the way.
>> What is wrong with you, man?
>> Wimbledon.
>> I know him. Maxi, I know him. You know, >> DON'T CALL HIM THAT. DON'T CALL him that.
>> Who's faster? Your pops or Come on.
>> Oh, no. Come on. It must be you. Come on. My dad can't even walk properly.
Come on. Come on. Come on. Slow down though.
>> But come on, Zippy though. I play football with him. He moves. He's He's walk.
>> Are you not getting bit? Are you not getting bit by mosquitoes by any chance?
>> I did, but I spent a night in a cabin in Chsville. I got a lot of mosquito.
>> One day and one there. It's gone now, man. But they're annoying as well.
>> Well, boys, we're still not in format.
Uh, I'm going to spin a wheel right now and we're going to draft our favorite things about living in the United Kingdom because there's a lot of things that aren't great about living in the United Kingdom, especially in today's day and age. There's Nigel Farage out there funding podcasts.
>> Oh, someone tweeted me.
>> Some bad stuff going on. Yeah. Someone tweeted me to get out today. [laughter] >> Is it? He loves it.
>> Yeah, he does. Someone tweeted me to get out today. Yeah, >> I saw that. Yeah.
>> I said, um, do do pubs still have carpets? They said, get used to it or get out. [laughter] >> Assimilate or leave.
>> Assimilate or leave. I said, what the hell is that?
>> There's a lot of, by the way, the flags that went up in autumn.
>> Oh, flag.
>> They look very rund down now.
>> Yeah, they're tired.
>> So, someone's going to have to run a budget and replace these flags.
>> I need to ask you lot that. Why are flags like half off?
>> Because because they they wanted to make a statement about flags in September and they forgot that the winter was going to kill the flags.
>> Is that what So nature's doing that?
>> Yeah, they look battered.
>> They look like pirate ship flags.
[laughter] >> Flipping.
>> We look like an abandoned seaside town.
>> It's been raining and all sorts.
>> But there are there are things to love about being in Britain and and enjoying especially London and Doncaster.
OBVIOUSLY >> no one's ever. No one has ever in fact this is the first time in history someone has >> maybe >> maybe Deo maybe Devo Doncaster ironically.
>> But before we do that I'm going to spin the wheel to see who's going to start this draft. Is it Specs? Is it Miles?
>> Is it five each or just like one each?
>> It's five each.
>> Five?
>> We'll see if we get to four.
>> What are you saying? You don't you don't love this country?
>> I love this country. Yeah, of course I do. I've got loads.
>> It's not five at one time though. That's what he's not That's not what he's saying.
>> Oh, he goes around fives. Yeah. Yeah.
got you expect you got the first pick.
What's the best thing about living in the UK?
>> Oh, well, the first I'm going to go I'm going to say this for me.
>> I love >> I think it's I'm going to There's loads, but there's five people.
DJ Superd, DJ Pioneer, >> Terminal 4, >> B T4, >> and then all the other house DJs that we know. They put these day events every Saturday for me and Dazza especially, not for Miles because he likes to wander around outside.
>> That was Da. That was D.
>> That's why he's doing his lessons to be a Uber driver to take people out to take them home cuz he he has no business being in his fighting.
>> He was outside. You was outside um last week.
>> No, I kicked. I kicked.
>> Yeah, you could. Yeah, exactly.
>> I can't be outside no more.
>> Yeah, exactly.
>> Proud of you watching. This is going to be the best Uber drive ever. Tell you that [laughter] this guy. This guy >> T. So the house the house >> house music.
>> Yeah.
>> Soulful house music. Garage music. Yeah.
Yeah.
>> In this heat in the sun on a Saturday.
>> When the sun goes down. When the sun goes down. Now listen.
>> British culture and dance music. It's a big a big combination. Going back to Phillis Backstar >> and it's not it's it's it is very inclusive as well.
>> But I do want to say this. There are people, you know, young people on TikTok right now complaining saying that, you know, uh, again, there's people like Des Miles when the the party starts at 2:00 p.m., man, want to rock up at 9:00 p.m.
and try and get >> I don't do that.
>> Why do people do that, man? That's always I want to enjoy the day.
>> If we're going to a day party and let's say it starts at 5:00 and you're turning up at 10:00 and it's meant to close at midnight, >> I'm never rolling with you again. I'M SORRY. WHAT are we all the time?
>> Exactly. Yeah, I with you.
>> You know you know big time. [laughter] >> You know what? I don't even like day parties that start at 5. That's too late for me.
>> What?
>> Yeah. And a day a good day party should start around 2.
>> You You're already in there by 5 bubbling.
>> You haven't by 10 you're out the door.
Little kebabs.
>> When was the last time you was at a party from 12:00? [laughter] Just remind me. I don't I don't recall.
>> A day party?
>> I don't.
>> That's what you asked. When was the last time, dude?
>> Um the last time I went to a day party was a couple weeks ago, actually.
>> Yeah, >> I was. No, seriously.
>> What's it called? It's none of your business.
>> Of course, it's none of your business.
YOU >> CAN'T REMEMBER, SON.
>> None of our business.
>> None of your business.
>> Yeah. I'm going with all these party, all these festivals.
I think again, this country best at it.
>> I think more people should fly into this country to go to those parties.
>> I'm not going Berlin for this.
>> No. Yeah. Yeah.
>> I know people to a techno party in Berlin. It's crazy.
>> Like France, I've got their day parties.
I know Afronation are doing one in Portugal and that, but for me, it's still here. And there's loads of different ones. There's drum and bass ones as well. You know what I mean?
There's R&B and store jams.
>> There's Garage.
>> There's Garage. Two girls at a garage one with sunglasses dancing the other day. We'll >> show it here and that's it. But yeah.
[laughter] >> Um yeah, that that's that's for me, man.
And I wish I could DJ these things, but you stopped me DJing. But >> that was me. I stopped him DJ.
>> Yep. It was you. Why did you stop?
>> I say the first time I heard this Specs is on every single one of them flyers >> and he never DJs stop. always use you as promo on DJ.
>> Good. Good pick.
>> Yeah, good start. Good start.
>> I think I think dance music in this country >> is is a very big one. Ali, >> I'm going to be very straightforward.
Not beating around the bush. One word, spoons. That's it.
>> Carpet ps.
>> Spoons. Carpet pumps. I'm sorry.
>> Carpet pubs.
>> First of all, you can go there. The food >> spoons. Weather spoons.
>> There's always going to be a Weather Spoons wherever you are. You know what the prices are saying? They might even have a little garden or a little balcony area. You could charge your phone there.
You're always going to see a madness.
You're always going to see about 10, 50 year olds all meeting up trying to get John Smiths at 9:00 a.m. Shout out the workers cuz they go through a lot, man.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> But I think spoons is such a British thing.
>> There's good and there's bad. Good ones are good, you know?
>> Do you know what I mean?
>> Do you remember we was at Spoons together once? Me, you, Daz, >> King's head.
>> What is it? Is it is it always >> after Ministry of Sounds we ended up at Spoons with someone that said they went to school with Tiggo.
>> Do you remember that?
>> No, I don't remember this.
>> Oh, was it It was right next to um Nandals.
>> Yes.
>> Oh, Castle.
>> Flipping hell, bro.
>> Oh, that spoons. That spoons is all right. Yeah.
>> Um >> that's a good pick. And by the way, >> assimilate or leave.
>> Well done.
>> Thank you. If you don't like it, get out. Close the borders.
>> You can't beat a pub garden though.
Yeah. Yeah.
>> I've got a problem with pub gardens and spoons that though.
>> What's that?
>> And I'm I'm I'm talk to you to you >> please.
>> Why people fart >> in [laughter] them places and they do these and it stays >> for time.
>> For time. How do you guys fart?
>> But it stays.
>> Yeah. Your [ __ ] everybody just carries on talking like I'm trying to find a culprit and everybody just carries on talking like it's and it's pissing.
>> Yeah. Cuz they don't look they don't look either.
>> No. I caught the guy.
>> I thought you think this is just a white people thing.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. You guys fought the most in clubs.
You fought the most is in pubs. You And what I don't like is when I make eye contact with the one that's done it.
>> He looks at me like, "What? It's normal."
>> No, it's not normal for it to stay in >> front [laughter] lingering.
>> I can't relate to that. But that's interesting. Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Clip that, man. White people fart too much. [laughter] >> A lot outside. It's true. It's true.
>> Do you know one thing about them pubs with the carpets? Yeah. is the fact that when people fart or do a madness, the the smell just stays in the bugs.
>> Well, they used to because you can't smoke inside and that there's nothing to really cover up the smell.
>> It's just farts. Farts and sweat.
>> Also, bring back smoking in pubs, man.
If I'm being honest, bring back smoking.
>> You weren't alive for smoking in pubs.
>> That's That's why I want it back, man.
I've missed that [ __ ] man. I've seen it in movies and that or when I go abroad, obviously, you can have a little cigarette in the club or whatever.
>> Apparently, you used to be able to smoke on the bus and on airplanes.
>> Yeah, you could.
>> Airplanes. What do you think about airplanes?
Sounds ridiculous.
>> Shopping centers, >> bro. People used to send their kids on planes and like they used to be like one person who'd manage them and then take them off the off the other side. So, do you know I mean this is all before 9/11.
>> It does sound like human trafficking. I do not partake.
>> Jordi. Oh man, these are two good picks, guys. So, now I'm like I got to rethink some things. But one thing that stands out to me about living here, something I don't hate that I do hate when I go abroad is >> our choice of footwear. I think we just got better trainer swag.
>> Oh yeah.
>> Than everyone else.
>> When you leave this country, you look at people's shoes.
>> Oh my god. I was I was somewhere. I can't remember if it was France or Germany. Everyone in that country had Volkswagen. [laughter] >> The V. What is that? I ain't seen that here cuz we here. What I like about here, especially young people, >> I know the V you're talking about.
>> Voy. Is it Voy?
>> Vegeta.
>> It's the kind of trainers them white women wear when they come into London to watch AB of all their friends and they got the the V trainers like Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
>> But what you're talking about is the asex.
>> Honestly, no. Go further back. Yeah.
Forces, TN workouts. Like we had them, brother. I'm seeing Americans now wear >> 95s.
>> Yeah. 95s and TN >> cuz they was on the Dunks and No, so not Dunks.
the LeBron and the AI and >> every good basketballer they used to wear their train >> Huins >> we didn't do that >> Shaquille we didn't do that >> no that's a great show honestly if you go to like New York might be a slightly different story but if you go to like Washington DC and just pay attention to everyone's trainers >> it's a lot of under arour >> a lot of like yeah browns and that >> oh my god K Swiss >> yeah like and it's not just America it's different countries in Europe you see you you pay attention to feet cuz I I worked trainers for a long time. You pay attention to feet, you start seeing some mad stuff.
>> In fact, let's take it one step further just to know just to know we we run the trainer thing. Which rapper has dropped a good trainer >> in America?
>> Oh, I'm about to give you one.
>> No, I'm not cuz I don't know, but don't I got one here.
>> I would The knock black and yellows were good, but they they hurt me and got them.
>> Jordan, >> he's not a rapper. I >> Oh, sorry. Kanye West. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
>> Oh, easy. Yeah.
>> Kanye West.
>> Finally, finally, finally. Which which British rappers dropped a good trainer?
>> Shut up. Go on. Go on. Go on. Specs.
Bugsy Malone's best trainers.
>> You love Bugsy Malone's trainers.
>> Oh, Skeptor did.
>> Yeah, I was going to say Skept got a couple. Yeah, >> Skept got the best one.
>> J was working on one for a while.
>> 50 cents. Not two ways.
>> It was before the Not Two Ways collab, but but the Not Two Ways collab is bang.
>> OH MY GOD. YEAH, TRAINERS CLASS. SORRY, MAN. SORRY, K man.
>> Rapper Evs. It's okay.
>> 50 cent. What about his rebots?
>> No, I had them.
>> I know you had them. Of course you had them. I had to WHEN HE'S TALKING ABOUT [laughter] >> HE'S TALKING about >> I had some suckers.
>> I I want to say I had three pairs of S dot Carters.
>> Yeah, of course you did.
>> I wish I could have them.
>> He's got trainers. You're made out of jeans.
>> Huh?
>> Yeah, bro.
>> The car forces. Car forces.
>> That's a good pick, Jordy.
>> Thank you very much. Over to you, T.
>> My pick is um I think and I've been to different countries where and London is kind of an exclusive company in this way. Yeah, going for walks in this country, especially around London, is so good. I've got proof. So many other places in the world, everything's too far apart. You got to drive to your to your walk. You got it's a fake. It's a It's a man-made walk in this country. I swear you can find a a good walk. You just got to leave your house and turn left.
>> You know what? The best walk place in London, I believe.
>> You reckon the video where we walked?
>> That's not in London.
>> That's in the video. Cuz you >> I saw a bit of it. I didn't You didn't send it though.
>> When you walk, it's greenery, right?
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> What?
>> Yeah. I'm I'm lucky. I got a lot of greenery around.
>> Barb wire where you have to put your >> Sometimes you got to you got to navigate that to get for the farms. Yeah.
>> You see two cows?
>> It's not a walk with um a little bit of danger.
>> Two cows on Zoom.
>> Anything to do with climbing? I'm not doing. You know, >> it's not climbing. It's just one.
>> When the last time you climbed?
>> That's what I'm saying. I don't climb no more.
>> I said last either though. [laughter] Oh, you know when the last time I collabed was at a festival. K1's got a video. I get to see it.
>> Told you outside trying to get locked in the festival. We got locked out inside the festival and we had to climb over and I was trying to go last figuring that no one going to see me.
>> Okay. I looked at me. I started busting up and they're recording me. So, I'm trying to climb over and there's be girls around and my hand's shaking. My hand is There's a video. I'm going to get the video.
>> Please.
>> Please message him now. Please.
>> I thought I was going to drop.
>> No, I'll message.
>> Please. Yeah, I need this video.
>> Yeah, [laughter] we're going to show this video.
>> Yeah, we need this boardroom.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> Yo, KY, >> can we get the video of Dazza climbing uh trying to get out of the festival?
Apparently, you've got it. Send a file, please. I need it now.
>> Sorry.
>> By the way, team building rock climbing >> indoor.
>> That's a good idea.
>> Yeah, there's a good one in >> Let's do something else as well.
>> Well, I can I can't like my knees done.
>> You climb with your knees.
>> We can bowl. We can bowl as well. I climb my mouth.
>> What? You climb with your mouth?
>> What? You don't even [laughter] share water.
>> All right. New merch idea. Dazar climbing with his mouth. Interpret it how you want to interpret it.
>> Don't give too much to the crowd in it.
Let's just stick it basic.
>> Anyway, it's your it's your goal. You you can you can you get to erase erase our memories.
>> The number one Well, this is my number two thing. I'm going to start with my number two. My number two THING I LOVE DOING one pick.
>> Just one pick.
>> Did you just say >> I thought you were going to go around?
Oh, yeah. We're not doing five. NO.
[laughter] I forgot. Sorry. What is he?
>> I love park life. So chilling in the park with my friends like ladies. I love doing that. That's my best >> with drinks. Car games music.
>> No >> little terminal theater. I love that. I love that.
>> I love it. It is banging >> cuz you can't do that. You can't do that in no other time.
>> A little can a little can cocktail from M&S.
>> I know what he's talking about.
>> One more.
>> Primrose Hill.
>> Our group.
>> Oh no. where we announce [laughter] >> kick rounders and Daza does not participate >> in tug of war and none of these things man that >> see the spraying the ladies [laughter] >> Daz's gone there with no trim [laughter] >> notice he won't got no no eyes left to go and get a chimp so he's going to another barbecue >> come back with a trim [laughter] She's no FIGHTING FOR A LOOK.
>> THAT FACE IS KIND of white, [laughter] you know.
>> The white still on the course.
>> That's crazy.
>> Chicken took a masala all over his eyes.
>> No, but remember that time we went Primrose Hill and we just chilled for the whole day.
>> Oh my god.
>> That George was there. That was a day.
>> That's the best park in London.
>> I love that. He was there as well.
>> That's top That's top three. Easy.
Primrose Hill park >> in the summer. It's my best thing.
>> Have you done? That's a great one, man.
>> Yeah, I done it in this summer already.
>> That was my p That's when um Victoria Park. Remember we was in Primrose? And the Pringles went down the um hill when Miles was chasing it.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> Oh my god.
>> I wasn't chasing any Pringles.
[laughter] >> You have been running with that on video, man.
>> That was so funny, man. Mr. Pringle's fast, >> BUT IT'S A HILL.
>> THAT'S ANOTHER PRINGLES. That's [laughter] another fast person.
>> It's a hill. It's a hill. That was a good pick. That was actually by pick. It was a good pick. But you got two in a good one. Um cheese rolling competition.
[laughter] There's nothing like a nice crisp Sunday, Saturday, Friday, weekend, afternoon, 6:00 when the sun's gone down and you jump on a line bike and go for a ride [applause] with your boys.
>> A big one.
>> Line bikes.
>> Not during the not during the not not 1:00, not 2:00, not 3:00 in the evening.
When the evening, when the day is finished, when you finish at Spoons, finish at the park, finish on your walk, get some music, and you're with the mandm and you're on that line bike going to a destination, >> you can just keep going.
>> That's a big one. [laughter] >> You could just I got to tell you, I can't ride the line bike no more. You know, >> cuz your knee >> I can't ride a bike.
>> Cuz your knee I don't Yeah, see a doctor. See a doctor.
>> My knee don't circle around the bike.
Yo, >> hear me. Hear me. It's the last time I hear about your knee. [laughter] >> You've been My knee can't do this. My knee can't do Being British is good if you've got two knees. [laughter] >> For the last three picks, we've heard about my knee.
>> Listen, I don't know where you I don't know if you not got them in your countries, but you see linebacks here.
That is a staple piece in our country that is here to >> I was on a linebacker in Lisbon, but Lisbon's a hill. So, it was very hard.
>> It was either dangerous or hard.
>> Our lineback. It's just it's Tigo was the first man I seen a lineback like this.
>> Yeah. Straight back. Straight back.
Back. Straight back. Debo.
>> All the way. [laughter] We get from east east London to south.
>> Deep south. Yeah, >> deep south. And and this is when I never had a lineback. I never had a linebacker account. I never knew nothing. I saw them. I didn't like them. I like T, why do you keep riding a bike all the way from east to south?
>> Now I understand.
>> I preferred it.
>> It's such a good ride just riding also from east to south [clears throat] when you're going down London Bridgeway. Uh do you know what I mean, fam? Beautiful.
And you go through like go through Elephant and Castle, bro.
>> I love it.
>> When I see Lime bikes and I just think, yeah, that's when you love London. Like look at London. You could just commute, bro. Like you said, forget the train.
Great pick.
>> Yeah, line bikes. Listen, come to London, make sure you get a line bike.
>> Um, >> my second pick was was the park. Great shot. But boys, restaurants.
Restaurants on the was it was it called?
>> No, no, no, no. Restaurants on the on the river bank.
>> Yeah. Embankment.
>> Embankment. No, no. Embankment. River Bank. We call it There's a place There's a place in West London near Mville. It's called Little Italy.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. boys.
>> Hey, >> hey, hey, >> hey, >> hey, >> hey. I'm giving you little gems here.
>> Hey, now I know. Now I know what you're on.
>> Yeah. Now I giving you gems here.
>> You might be top two gall.
>> Give me the gems here. Little Italy, like you said, embankment. There's nothing like a nice a nice meal. 8:00 p.m. 6 p.m. Crisp crisp summer's day.
>> That's both your pick. Both your pics are around and 6 p.m.
>> Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] Morning.
No, I've got morning. Mars's day is amazing around six.
>> Listen, it's too hot right now. Like you said, we got D pipes on the pipes on the cooker [laughter] chilling. There's flies arguing in this work.
>> That might be the bunch, you know. Pipe on the cooker.
>> That might be the one. Crowd, you know, you're choosing. You're choosing [laughter] five.
>> Cool. That's me, bro. That's >> called It's called Alfresco dining. When you eat outside, you see you taugh me that, you know.
That's class. What's your second B?
>> Right. This one's a bit personal, but it gets me every summer.
You know, like you said, on a nice crisp day like about 6.
>> Not crisp. Crisp >> crisp crisp day.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Right. Drive in your car down the A46.
[laughter] No.
>> Wait. Listen to wait. [laughter] Asian doing pop and bangs on the trying to get the Asian community.
>> [laughter] >> I sit straight up. I don't know what it is, but I love doing it.
>> It is a smooth Yeah. Smooth drive down A46.
>> I'm not I'm not making my list, but I like it.
>> No, that for me is always making my list.
>> You know what? Tell specs, bro. Drive A46.
>> I know what tune. Get it right.
>> Yeah, [laughter] >> I know. And that's that's a song I know.
>> I'm going on a date or coming back from someone's house, whatever it is. But driving at that time specifically on the A46, I love it. Hand out the window.
>> Why hand on me? Just cruising cuz you're you're doing nothing [laughter] like that.
>> Every summer I have to drive that A46.
It's around [snorts] that time. I don't know what >> every summer.
>> I swear every summer from from the Corsa days from the courses till now.
>> Do you remember the first day you realized this is amazing and this is my thing?
>> It was my Corsa. It's my blue Corsera. I remember I came from a date in where's that place? Where's that big place in um Northwest? It's got Chinese. It's got is it called Park Royal? Parro went for a date in there and I came out and I was driving. I was I felt like I was so in love and I was driving back on the A46.
Yeah. And that's when I knew I think you know what >> what was his name?
>> Was that the end of the date?
>> Her name was Kelly. [laughter] >> What is his name?
>> Gu that's just >> that's a guy's name as well.
>> No, it's not a guy called Kelly. I don't never >> Yeah.
>> Wait. [laughter] Robert driving on the 406. This is Jesus.
That's very specific. That's about six.
About 67 [laughter] when the sun's about to go down. I love it.
>> Hey, what's wrong with these guys in around certain time frames? Yeah.
[laughter] >> Listen, in London, the certain things for certain time my next pick could have been number one for everybody. I'll be honest with you. And I'm surprised it wasn't my number one now that I think about it.
>> MARKS AND SPENCER.
>> OH MY GOD. The air con when you get [laughter] >> the fridge. The when you go to the fruits and the fridge is like Oh man.
What's like there's no better supermarket on planet earth than Marks and Spencer.
>> There's even there's [clears throat] even one in Dubai.
>> It's the lighting.
>> Oh, they wanted to buy. Wow.
>> It's the lighting.
>> It's the lighting. We look at the lighting in Tesco's. No offense.
>> Yeah. It's too bright.
>> It's too bright.
>> They got LIKE THE DARK OH, MAN.
>> They could have a DJ in the corner >> playing house.
>> Deep house though. Yeah. Yeah. Corner.
Yeah.
>> What What product is not better from Spencer? Also, I think because of the fact that there's less bright colors on the packaging, it's just nice and minimalist. It's not shocking. Yeah, it's all clear. That's ours, you know.
Nice and clean. Yeah, >> that's our thing. That's our thing.
>> Good alcoholic beverages, cheeses, >> good sandwiches, >> fantastic till.
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah, the till's clean.
>> Easy, man. You slap it right in front of you, bro. You put the side, man.
>> Also, the workers, they look kind of drippy as well.
>> Yeah. With the orange, >> not orange, sorry, the green.
>> Let me tell you something. You want You want something to love in life? Go into M&S and see a yellow sticker.
>> Oh, that's this guy. [cheering] That's this guy's bag.
>> Reduced.
>> Reduced.
>> That's this guy's bag.
>> Don't let me see pesto >> pasta salad with a yellow sticker on mine. I'm still sorry.
>> No, I'm still a bit yellow sticker bougie. But I understand.
>> There's just one thing I need from Mark Spencer, even though it's positive.
>> I need the forks. The wooden forks by the door when I'm going out.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz I keep I keep missing it, bro. Hard to find some. It's like looking for what's that red and white thing in the book back there.
>> Where's Wally?
>> It's like looking for a different shop in different shops. The one I go to in um the N where I work, they got it right by the door, so you can't miss it.
>> All right. That's all I come from. I'll leave where I [laughter] live.
>> Yeah, come. I knew that.
>> You're up.
>> My next pick is the most British thing anyone can think of. It's a perfect thing, too. Any time of day, but really in the morning, especially after a bender, after you've had a few bevs. The calf.
>> Oh, yes. The British calf.
>> The greasy spoon calf.
>> What time though? What time?
>> Look at this guy. What time?
>> No, it's got to be.
>> What time though? It does. Well, morning. Morning. Morning's best.
>> Yeah.
>> Getting up in the morning to go calf.
>> We used to do that. We used to do that calf before we used to record. Go Euro Calf um in Hagon. And bro, that was never regretted it.
>> Oh man, it was an experience regret. I I'll remember once waiting for Ferdinand >> outside his house >> and you took long. I didn't I don't know why you didn't invite me up.
>> Obviously, we real [laughter] I don't know why you didn't invite me up. I think you said you were coming down in a minute, so don't worry. Yeah, you took ages. What do I do?
>> Sit in that c man.
>> I've been to that cafe as well. Caiting for 30.
>> Yeah, they know me.
>> I've said yeah. He said, um, does he want to eat? Suspect. You want to eat?
Yeah. Tell him I want to eat. See, he didn't. He didn't ask. He didn't ask what Spex wants.
>> He had toast.
>> Beans.
>> Beans. They didn't touch.
>> Yep.
>> Just bear right by me.
>> I've got CS, bro. That's That's why I'm s That's why I'm sitting back.
>> I have battered calfs for too long. I'm done with it now.
>> I'm done.
>> Yeah. But that's your Where you from?
They're calf, man.
>> Yeah. Cali.
>> Yeah. Callie's calfs. Calfs >> and Hackne. Half >> CS is British. C is British everywhere.
C is so I used to go to in market. Oh, like 6:00 7:00 in the morning after I played FM.
>> Why? Why 6:00 7? [laughter] >> FM.
>> I used to play FM till about 5 6 and if I had a good season and I look outside and I'll see 6:37 I'll stay up and go calf [laughter] eating that calf at 7:00 in the morning when there's no one there. Have my little what do you call it? Um >> what's your cap holder?
>> Well, at the time it used to be [clears throat] >> no FINE [laughter] WAY.
By the way, there's a bit of info that is missing out. [laughter] >> Boom. Boom. Yo, saying I'm in the C.
There's a nice singing. [laughter] >> I think she knows who I am. I swear cuz someone said that's D. She looks D.
Yeah, I'm going in every day. [laughter] >> That was our reason. Do the face. Get the face. DO THE FACE. DO THE FACE. DO THE FACE. [laughter] >> You ever speak You ever speak to her?
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We spoke. We got a lot more speaking. I'll just leave it there.
>> Okay, I'll leave it there. But >> all right, Ali, what what you going with next?
>> You know what? We're getting to the tough part here where most of the good ones are starting to be taken. So, I've got to like really niche down a little bit. So, >> for me personally, >> there's nothing better than a station in a seaside town or going to like Manchester OR BIRMINGHAM.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
>> He gets he gets a bang, you know?
>> He gets a bout.
You know what I mean? A weekend in Manchester, you know what I mean?
Leaving you and your guys driving up.
>> Weekend trips big weekend.
>> Culture difference. You It shouldn't be as big as it is, but it feels so different.
>> It does. And you feel like you left the country, but you're still here and everyone's lovely. Everyone's lovely when you leave where you're from in it.
So for me that Yeah. Especially in the summer as well. Couple of your guys going up.
>> That's a fantastic.
>> I can give you some places to go, bro.
I'm >> I'm studying South Yorkshire right now.
There is some terrific places. Ghoul. We should go in.
>> I'm ready, man.
>> From my left station.
>> They've been I mean half of the boys have been. It's just >> them two.
>> Them two been where?
>> South Yorkshire.
>> Doncaster.
>> I've been to I've been to Doncaster.
>> I've been to Doncaster.
>> All right. All right. Hold on. Hold on.
>> It's all right.
>> No. They've been and we're not talking about it.
>> Yeah. We're not talking about it. We've been there.
>> Yeah. Put your hands down.
>> They've been and we're not talking about it.
>> Put your hands down. [laughter] Put your hands down, man.
>> WHAT'S BRITISH ABOUT THAT?
>> [laughter] >> A LOT. DIDN'T HEAR A LOT.
>> That was British. All right.
>> It was British. Trust me.
>> Oh, man.
>> What are you doing?
>> I don't know.
>> British station is a fantastic.
>> That's a big one. That is a big one.
That's a good pick. Good pick.
>> Specs. You got two picks.
>> I've got two picks. Um, well, the first pick is a bit personal for me as a YouTuber. One of the things I love about this British culture and you know this time in the UK is how many YouTubers on my phone most like me and be like Spex we need you the next Guess Who video.
[laughter] >> Guess who has dominated British countries you what?
>> Guess the spider holder. [laughter] >> You know what's funny though?
>> GUESS THE PERSON. WHAT GUESSES?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY? I HEARD Americans I had an American podcast. They were talking about how much they love these guest videos. I heard them talking about it.
>> Boy, they're amazing, man.
>> They're cheerier than we are in it. I've done a bit I've done, do you know what's funny? Like I got on Scout Marley's one and we guess like the millionaire and I went on that KS size one and it's like guess the >> billionaire and it's the same people that always [laughter] you're a million and a millionaire.
What's a billionaire? I love it.
>> And a criminal >> and a criminal >> and gay all of that >> and and a Somali and Indian.
>> When are we doing the former left guess who special?
>> We we have a plan. We do have a plan.
Yeah. Yeah.
>> The only good ones that I like is when they do the professional footballers one where it's like I guess a professional footballer and it's like a professional football with them in it. The SA one that he did within that that was really good and don't forget Chaz Chaz but only cuz EZ was better charismatic and he made it fun in it. So and there was one with PK as well. I think it was another one that he did with >> Yes, they did that. Yeah.
>> By the way, you're just starting YouTube. Don't leave out Chazer again.
>> Never leave out. Sorry to talk [laughter] again. Wait. Why? Why hasn't Chaz and Daza done something? Cuz it's a little back and forth. You know what I mean?
[laughter] >> Gave him man of the match in the charity game actually.
>> Yeah.
>> You got man of the match.
>> No, no, no. Da da gave. He was a commentator.
>> I was going to say I was like, when did the knees come back in the match?
>> By the way, that day you want to talk about why people farting. This guy was farting and it was hanging around. He's not white.
>> He knows about as I was popping up the place where [laughter] he wanted me dead.
>> All right. Guess who videos on YouTube.
>> That's our take. That's our take, man.
That is our take. We're battering that.
>> My next one. Again, this one's probably personal to me, but it's like it's how I am. Over the years, boys, I've become a semi-pro dog stroker. [laughter] >> What?
>> Every dog that comes my way, I GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE. [laughter] >> HELLO. What's your name? AND I'M WAITING FOR THE DOG TO ANSWER. THE OWNER BE LIKE, JIMMY, [laughter] >> YOU KNOW THE DIRTY LOOK.
>> You talking to me?
>> And the dog just licking off your [laughter] knee.
>> What? And then what the dog does when you get down, the dog tries to come here.
>> Jimmy, [laughter] the knee is your level, bro. Higher.
>> I love dogs. I don't know why.
any dog I feel. But bro, I this hand, >> you're so weird.
>> This hand has stalked 1.4 million dogs.
[laughter] >> 1.1 I'm talking I'm talking like, you know what I mean?
>> Yeah.
>> You know what I mean? Just Oh, >> give me that rub as well.
>> Have you seen that dog that's on um that's live that goes viral on um Instagram? What's his name?
>> Viola.
>> Viola.
>> Come on, man. Viola.
>> Viola. Like a husky. He's got the blue eyes.
>> Also, that guy cleans up. I know. He's got big girls. Bro, if you're watching the black owner the black guy you never seen.
>> Um just threw tomatoes up. But watch your dogs. You found Viola on [laughter] your search.
>> What are you doing?
>> Va's Va's super viral.
>> Vion Viona is super viral. She's a beautiful >> Let me say this now.
>> 1.4 million. 1.5.
>> Let me say this now. You see this dog thing? That's what starts a conversation with anyone.
>> But you know what? The mand them that walk with dogs during the pot like um during the park, >> they're cheating, you know.
>> They're cheating.
>> No, I [ __ ] >> I saw a man the other day with a um >> staff.
>> Nah, not a staff. They got their little cute dogs like like was it a Paneran?
Was it Pania?
>> Pomeranian. One of the Mand them. I'm looking at him like, "Nah, you're cheating.
>> Cheating. He's cheating." You know what?
>> Three girls came up to him and said, "Oh, your dog." I was like, "Okay, >> you know what?
>> I know what you're doing here." I I I saw Kel of a dog and I was like, I recognize that dog. [laughter] >> All right, I try to switch [laughter] about sharing dogs like rollies, bro.
I'M TELLING YOU ABOUT SHARING DOGS.
BORING DOGS, LOADING DOGS.
>> OH MY GOD.
>> GAME'S GONE. Game's gone, man.
>> Alli, you got you got Weather Spoons and British stations. Your list is fantastic right now. What's next?
>> Right. So, do you know what? I'm going to say this and it's going to sound a bit weird. Yeah. But [snorts] I don't even know what to call it, but when there's a collective understanding that someone's [ __ ] up. Yeah. And everyone just gets onto them. Whether it's on the train, but I don't know.
>> Well, when someone drops a glass, everyone goes, >> "Yeah, that's it." Yeah. That's a good one.
>> It's that British social norms. Yeah.
That when something happens, [laughter] like when someone drops a glass or glass, >> there's a car crash, you can't park there, mate.
>> Yeah. Or vindaloo. As you're driving past here with bare white people, you know they're going to be stuff like that.
>> Vindaloo. How did that go?
>> Vindal.
Go on.
>> Or even what's that song? Is [laughter] it Samuka?
>> What's that song? The It's like the old school uh song.
>> Oh, Samuka. Um when I saw you girl across the room, I had my eyes on [singing] you. We went to the bar for a car.
>> I'm waiting for you. He has said a word.
He's slapping me. [laughter] >> Ter, you don't know that one.
>> Because he knows it. I said you don't know I'm asking you. What do you mean?
>> No, leave it to you. I just heard you just go.
>> I know it though. I know it.
>> No, it doesn't ring a bell. You know, >> you don't know Samuk and you're white as well. That's [ __ ] up.
>> Drink the other day.
>> Yeah.
>> You know it too. You know it. You know it. You know it. But it just it just a horrible drink by the way. Not factic.
>> Oh my god.
>> Pick Ali. That's fantastic.
>> But yeah, I don't know what to call it.
I don't know what you called it, but >> I just call it British people same way when someone drops a glass. That's the same. It's the culture.
Jordy, >> my next pick is a place, a place that has held many people down.
>> Say it for me.
>> Bought many people up.
>> Say it for me.
>> Made many people meet.
>> Made many people associate, be friends, make money, party, maybe find the love of their life. It should We should have a maybe a documentary about it.
>> True. We're all older now. We're not there as much, but Shitch.
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. You sit down. Shortage is a very important place.
>> It's important not only London, >> Britain.
>> Yeah. And and new new generations are finding it important. It's not for us anymore.
>> Yeah. I said that. Yeah.
>> There's a new generation finding it important.
>> Shortish is the re Shish is the reason why Box Park's big all over the UK now.
>> Of course.
>> The first one was in short. Do you remember what Shish was back in the day?
>> Sh is big. You remember was back >> it was um >> Arches.
>> Arches before that the craze twins. That was they were those eras, you know.
Yeah.
>> So the it's not gentrification is it?
>> Yeah.
>> And I'll say this >> the poster boy of gentrification.
[laughter] >> A lot of people to from heart ningham leads are leaving their ends >> to go shortage.
>> Just to go short is it's it's >> it's not a race. It's not it's not a club.
>> No no no. It's it's a street.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Would you go to for a street? I don't know.
>> But everybody knows about shortage now though. It's a it's a place it's a stable place in London though. It's like where you go to if on a hot summer's day like you said we've outgrown it now but the younger generation shortage >> have it man >> have it.
>> Can I just say this? Can I just say this?
>> There's parts of shortage though that the oldies do go to though.
>> Which bits? Which parts?
>> So there's shortage where there's a oneway road >> a little market.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> But we see where we went to.
>> Yes.
>> There's an older part but it's more old gate. Not all gates. Sorry. It's more old street >> but there's a lot of OG's and it's calm and quiet. What's that hotel called we went to?
>> Hotel. That's a hotel, you know.
>> Oh, the Hawkton.
>> The Hawkton.
>> So, there's parts of there's parts.
>> Yeah. Is it just a >> There's a part behind next to um >> Yeah, the little the square >> Liverpool next to the stick train station.
>> There's a Nou behind there.
>> Yeah.
>> Shut up. There's a Nou there.
>> Yeah, there is.
>> Oh, yeah. That's a good one as well.
>> What do you mean? Oh, yeah. Why'd you say that?
>> Nou, is it? It's nice.
>> We didn't get a Noo M.
>> There's so many. Anyway, listen. There's so many memories we've had.
>> Yeah, it's important.
>> Just walking down there.
>> We used to just walk even when we were just walking to the station. through back in the day.
>> Remember when the guy walked out the police station and we laughed at him and he tried to fight us? YEAH. [screaming] >> ONE GUY WALKED out police station with his back. I said, "Oh my god, that look that looks crazy." What do you mean it looks crazy? It's none of your business.
[laughter] >> It's I remember one time I was walking down there and the guy was with his brother just punched him up and I was like, "You know what?
>> Let me not break." He made me say that.
[laughter] >> He said shortage.
>> That's the first time you ever got me with a Hey, you're everywhere. No one >> brother we used to s this all of us >> me and Jordi me and Jordi dad Miles would be walking from um Hagerson all the way to Liverpool Street station every time we walk >> that's a bop you know turn around but it's the best though in the summer come on come on >> so walks as well >> we're walking >> and I would just be like oh I got my bow ski and they all turn and be pissed off that no one's there we we used we used to do that walk and then someone will come up and ask for a picture and then they say oh what's going on goes, "Ra, respect. Ra, can I get a picture?"
Twitch go, "Yeah, of course you can." By the way, meet Miles Twitch channel soon.
[laughter] Remember, do you remember I know Miles?
Yeah, of course you [laughter] do.
>> You know what that's like is trying to sell someone insurance after they bought something from like Curry. So, I bought this 400 fridge on that. You was on that. You know, >> my next pick I'm going to go I'm just going to go with and only half the panel's going to agree with me here is Love Islands.
>> British Love Island reality. This is not a list of summer.
You've made this a list of summer.
>> Oh, say >> Love Island is and it is in the summer by the way. Uh Love Island is one of the best things British Britain produces consistently. It's it it's the last 13 years of Love Island. I don't think there's been a run of anything as good in that time. I don't believe >> No. Listen, fantastic show that alongside a World Cup. Wow.
>> Like come on, man. You can't knock it.
>> Back to back in it.
>> British culture is rich.
>> Was it? Do you remember 2018 where England went to extra time so love said it's cool we'll let England finish we'll push it back >> what England won >> it's produced some stars as well you know >> Molly May big up Molly May >> Jordan Tyreek Harry >> Shakira >> my whole house would watch that and do you know me I I think for me yeah I'm not against Love Island it's class all these Joanna oh my god Joanna >> um but for me I just feel like because I'm like a full G that I've done relationship that I've done 21 years >> Bentley.
>> I feel like when I'm watching it, it's not relating to me. No, that's that's made in Chelsea. Yeah. Don't make that mistake. You like her, isn't it?
>> She don't like you though. Um [laughter] >> Yeah. I'm with you. But I need to This is what you do. I need to kind of like come downstairs.
>> Yeah.
>> And like understand that.
>> No, you got you got you got >> I'll be honest. You need to lose a couple brain cells to really enjoy Love Island. Like And that's the nicest way of putting it. You really have to dumb yourself down. No, no, but in in a good way. like you really have to just enjoy.
>> I like to think like a pseudo intellectual level. I thought I was watching it to understand it as a producer and I still do love watching it, seeing how the producers minds work on that show. But once you realize you're not stop trying to be too clever, man. You just you just show man.
>> He wants to produce Love Island.
>> And you was just saying Specs, you don't watch nothing.
>> So stop watching watch it and have some storage, man.
>> Cuz these people are going to be in your life in a year's time.
>> That's what happens. I mean, I've got I mean you might had Harry, didn't you?
Harry, Kyrie, Chloe, all them. Yes.
Listen. And >> Tyreek.
>> Yeah. Tyreek, >> your stepb brotherther.
>> Yeah.
>> Could you imagine Dazza drawing a girl to a fire pit?
>> Come here.
>> What's What's your boss, Daza? Talk to me. Talk to me. I'm at the fire pit.
>> No, thank you. [laughter] >> No, thank you.
I thought about it.
>> No, thank you. I can't do that.
>> Oh my.
>> All right, D. What's your next pick?
>> All right. I'm keeping it summer cuz I love summertime in >> summer. Summer time.
>> Summer time in How's it going? It's not Miami. Summertime in UK.
>> Summertime in the UK.
>> What's summer? No, no, no, no. Yeah, cuz I know what he was singing. So, what were you singing?
>> I was trying to do I was trying to do the remixes. Summer time in Miami.
>> You know, actually Summer Time in Miami.
>> Just do your pick. Do your pick, bro.
>> All right. Cool. Sorry.
>> Do your pick. Do your pick.
>> Hurry up as well. Hurry up. Hurry up.
Hurry up.
>> Say no to the remix. This is the traditional one. This is the one traditional. Yeah, >> I love this one the most.
>> Very traditional [laughter] >> barbecues.
>> Barbecues in summertime.
>> There's no chips. There's no chips in them. [laughter] I know.
>> I know. Exactly.
>> What's unique about British barbecues then?
>> It's just any anyone you go to, it's just a vibe. You got drinks. Well, not all of them still. Some of them run your belly, but the ones that do the food properly, I say Caribbean ones. Oh god.
>> As opposed to what? As opposed to what?
>> I don't say that. I bought [laughter] it up again.
>> I love Caribbean. White.
>> I didn't say that. I didn't say [laughter] that. I didn't say that.
>> Me and me and does a good story. One of our friends decided to do a barbecue >> and he did a flyer for the barbecue. But the chicken on the flyer had >> had was looking in the fex, [laughter] >> but he was and he called it sexy chicken.
>> He does his barbecue. Some boys come in and beat him up over some situation and they throw all the chicken on the floor and was like, "Oh, look all the sexy chickens on the floor." [laughter] >> Oh my god.
>> That's unnecessary.
>> That's the last thing you want to hear.
[laughter] >> I was getting beat up.
>> That is negative. Negative. Barbecue.
You get beat up.
>> That is negative. I'm talking about positive.
>> People just laughing. [laughter] >> Don't move to me. Just laughing.
>> That is negative. I'm talking about barbecues as in >> just a vibe, man. The barbecues, man.
Whether you're doing a family barbecue, friends bar, friends barbecues are the best. So >> any revival, >> I know I know exactly who you are in a barbecue.
>> Go on, tell me.
>> You are the Gareth Barry of hot dogs.
>> No, no, no, no.
>> Any kind of pork. [laughter] >> You are the hot dog.
>> I used to kill >> I use a killer hot dog.
>> Hot dog. Do you know Do you know what does barbecue knows exactly what's going on with the food in bar? Of >> course. [laughter] That's amazing. 6 minutes. 6 minutes.
>> And he's in the queue. You sure you want to go get a drink? That burger is going to be ready. [laughter] >> He's there in the queue though. He's watching. He's watching the barbecue.
Get out. Go straight to the front. Your >> hand and 7 minutes.
>> If it gets dark and everyone's done, everyone's eating. It's time to go.
>> Why is Daz off take away? [laughter] >> Oh, you know this one's going to be banging, you know.
>> Oh, D.
>> Takeaway plates as well at barbecues.
Barbecues is the best thing to happen this summer.
>> Yeah, barbecues are barbecues are super lit in in the summer.
>> Miles, where you at?
>> I'm I'm still in the summer. I'm still here. Okay, I'm still in the sun. But boys, >> there's one thing I noticed, and I only see this during the summer, and I think it's very British. When you get on the train, when you're walking around, everybody has a buzz ball.
>> They have a martini.
>> They have they have what what are the the little alcoholic canned beverages?
The little cocktail.
>> The little cocktails. I love >> cocktail cans. That is British culture.
I only seen that >> during the summer, people on the train when they're going about their day during the day, everybody's happy.
Everyone's got a can, they've got a buzz ball, they've got a they've got a corona, they've got something in their hand just to get their day started and go and enjoy the rest of the day. That is proper British.
>> You know what we call that? We call that journey juice. A little JJ.
>> Is it outside? [laughter] >> I don't even know what they call it. A LITTLE JOURNEY. A little JJ. Should we chat to JJ?
>> Yeah. Come. Let's go.
>> When I see when I see girls, when I you know, you see girls out or you see a group of guys, you see them out, everybody's got their drink in their hand. Yeah. A little genotonic, a little brz ball. It's like, yeah. There's a problem though.
>> Go on.
>> It can't be a Fosters. [laughter] >> That's why I said that's why I said the little That's why I said the little Tim.
>> Yeah, >> Fosters is 1999. [laughter] >> Go.
As I'm walking, I'm thinking, "Oh man, >> yeah. What you going through? [laughter] >> This man's going to want to talk."
>> No eye contact.
>> Cocktails in Canada. Fair. I've never noticed that in any other country.
Never.
>> That's our thing, you know. that cruising with that. I know buzz balls in America now though.
>> Yeah, but obviously >> I think it's a house party thing over there though.
>> Yeah, >> it's definitely a house party thing and a student thing.
>> We saw a lot of people walking with them, rolling with them now, just drinking and getting like obviously that's the vibe.
>> You could get like a porn star martini in a can from now like there's loads of them. Loads of different ones. Um and non-alcoholic as well if if that's your vibe. Um I'm going to the winter boys.
Oh, >> I like this. I like this pivot.
>> Going to the winner, boys.
very big in our culture. Only happens obviously once a year.
>> Oh, you got to take it.
>> But it's the most expensive scam on the planet, but you have to do it.
Winter Wonderland.
>> Ah, you know what? I've never been. You know, >> boys, if you've never watch Wonderland, you never watch Love Island specs. It cost at least £15. Of course.
>> What's What's that What's the thing called? Tea. Um the big jug. The big jug. It's No, not the picture. It's It's something you have at Christmas. It's not eggnog.
>> Mold wine.
>> Yeah.
>> There we go. It's like 50 to 20 pound for mold wine.
>> £8 for popcorn. The the the the games are like £25 a game.
>> Every the sweets, the big bag of sweets, they're like £15. But you still have to go.
>> It is a vibe though.
>> It's a vibe cuz it's one.
>> That's funny. There's other ones outside of High Park now, by the way. Oh, really? I don't expect Stevenage >> Winter Wonderland. It's good.
>> Shut up. There's one in Stevenage.
>> Is there something like that? [laughter] >> Ain't no wonder.
>> Winterland.
>> As expens expensive as it is though, it's good for the kids.
>> It's good for for Oh, you're going with kids.
>> No. Yeah. It's good for It's good for the parents. They bring their kids. It's winter wonderland. It gets you ready for the Christmas and it's very iconic for um for our country right now. It's very iconic. It's been around for years.
>> Does.
>> So, yeah. 20 time. It's a big one.
>> 2026 line appearance.
>> Okay, cool.
>> But you got to bring one of you.
>> I'm going to switch up.
>> Next. Next. Next picture.
>> Yeah. No, no, no. I got to bring one of my who?
>> Oh, one of your guys along.
>> What do you mean guys? I don't >> No, no. You're single. Cuz you're single.
>> Why would I go one with a guy?
>> Cuz you ain't got no options like that, have you >> to draw in it?
>> If you not been up until now, you trying to do I know what you trying to do, but it's not going to work. Well, I want to go win. I can go anytime just like that.
>> Well, not not in the summer.
>> Yeah, I want go in the winter. Of course. [laughter] Is it back to my pick now?
>> Yeah.
>> All right. I don't know if this is mim mimicking his or not. But >> yeah, the cans. The cans.
>> But this is my last summer pick. Yeah, this is the last one and I'm done. I'm finished.
>> Has he Is this his last one?
>> No. Last summer pick. Last summer pick.
Yeah. Wait.
>> No. I'm on five. This is your fourth.
HE'S TRYING TO RUN.
>> This is your fourth. [laughter] It's your fourth.
>> All right. I'm going to say Alton Towers or Fort Park >> theme for the theme parks.
>> Yes. Summertime. Yeah. He He doesn't He doesn't like it, but I love I have to go there once a year.
>> Have you been this year?
>> No, but I want to go. I want to go.
>> I still got I still got two months.
>> Theme parks is is I didn't Does Britain do good theme parks?
>> Yes. All towers. That's an American Nemesis.
>> That's a That's full park.
>> I've been full park. I've done all the foot park. theme theme parks is an American thing. We've got one >> the standard for theme parks in this country as it is compared to America when it's all times. You got full park, you got Chesterton.
>> Chess it became a kids place. That's for kids.
>> I love going here in the summer time.
>> We're not going to we're not going to dwell on that cuz I don't think Britain does the best theme park top five.
>> No, I don't think it is.
>> What? Yeah. I don't know. I of course not been to America.
>> Even the Middle East have got bad boy ones.
The song started over in China and Japan.
>> My next pick.
>> Oh, how do you just brushed over your >> We got to move on from now.
>> Yeah, it's a coaster. It was >> He didn't even talk.
>> OH, HE I CAN'T WAIT TILL I GET TO YOURS.
I [laughter] show you what the [ __ ] it is.
>> Mine My next pick is very versatile.
>> Go on.
>> It can be in the summer. It can be in the spring. It can be at home. It can be out and about. But you get it right at the end of autumn going into like November, October. You go out to the right place. a Sunday roast.
>> Again, I forgot that as well.
>> Sunday roast. You There's There's a place in my town that does a Sunday roast, and I've been to a couple places in my town that does it. It's so good.
It's so consistent. You go, like I said, right time of year. Sometimes you could go to a place that's got a heated patio in the autumn, not too cold, but with the heats, with the heat lamps above, Sunday roast, it's the it's the best restaurant experience.
>> What do you get when you got it? mostly vegetables, but there's but there are there are a lot of vegetarian options at these roast places.
>> I just I I keep saying to any place I go to get Sunday roast, the gravy can't look like >> the drink in my cup.
>> You don't you don't like it light. You like it >> got a bit Yeah. Cuz the British way is >> all over. It's too much drip.
>> Yeah.
>> But other than that, we do it every Sunday.
>> So, what do you get?
>> I get um lamb, potatoes, >> broccoli, carrots. The carrot has to be the long the baseball one.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Not sliced. Yeah.
>> And then I don't have the FA Cup though.
Oh, what's that?
>> Oh, you don't like your puddings?
>> Say FA Cup. [laughter] >> I love your puddings.
>> Yeah. You know what? I'm with you there.
You know, I don't get it.
>> Yeah, it's too big.
>> Why not? It's too big.
>> Too big. And I don't know. It doesn't.
Do you have potatoes on your plate?
>> Yeah, I have potatoes.
>> You know, it kind of does the same thing if you ask me. It looks to soak up the Yeah, you could soak up the bit of gravy. You could put a bit of meat on there.
>> Pastnips. You got parsnips on your plate?
>> Yeah, parsnips are nice.
>> Is that green?
>> No, no, no. It's like a white carrot.
>> Cauliflower cheese.
>> Cauliflower cheese, of course. But macaroni cheese is actually better for a Caribbean. You got to get broccoli.
>> Broccoli.
>> There's a Caribbean place that does a a version of a Caribbean roast.
>> Caribbean roast is crazy. You >> been there? Is it good?
>> Yes. It's in um It's in West London.
I've been to one. Well, the one I went to was in West London near Richmond.
Very nice. Very nice. Man, I Sunday roast for my pick. Sunday Rose is not a very bad thing to do. That's a good pick.
>> You know, I hate that dish though.
Jord gone.
>> Right. So, I've obviously done um going out on a bender, waking up, going calf, but you go out on a bender before you go home. You go with your brethren, you get a fish and chips.
>> Mhm. Fish and chips on a bender.
>> Yeah, you should close.
>> No.
>> Pickles and tips.
>> Not poppies.
>> What?
>> Oh, poppies. Poppies. Big shortage.
>> No, Bender's early though. What time What time is Bender?
>> A Bender's just if you start if you start drinking, you stay drinking. So, what time do you finish your bender?
>> I don't know. Like like two.
>> I don't know. No fish and [ __ ] shows.
That's open to two.
>> Puppies in short.
>> I just told you like three times.
Poppies. I've never been there. One of the best in So don't worry then. Drive.
Don't drive.
>> I know. Now you get out there.
>> What? There's no tra.
So because I don't drive. [laughter] >> I've never had fish and CHIPS ON A >> VENDOR. BUT HE HE MUST OH, SORRY. SORRY. It's not traditional.
People would say kebab more than fish and chips.
>> I was going to I was going to go kebab.
Greasy kebab.
>> I stopped eating kebab years ago. I'm not going to lie to you. I don't want more recently that they found that there's different animals in that meat.
There's goats in there. There's something wrong with goats though. Is there >> the same thing they say with IKEA meatballs? I still eat them. [laughter] >> You eat. You love IKEA.
>> Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly.
>> Flipping.
>> You still eat them allegedly.
>> Had them the other day. [laughter] >> Selfinccriminating. Confirmed it.
>> Self incriminating.
>> I think fish and chips are great. Have you ever had fish and chips by the seaside?
>> Yeah. Different, man. Absolutely different.
>> A lot of salt, a lot of vinegar.
>> Last time we went seaside, we went Burger King like scumbags.
>> Oh, and Double and it was a fish and chip shop next door. That was fault though cuz TGO told us we didn't have no time.
>> They were never going to be able to go get that fish and chips chips.
>> They were never going to be able to.
>> Anyway, listen, long story short, take the fish and chips out of it. Going to >> No, it's cool. [laughter] Going to eat after a night out and that that that debrief.
PK's got declined in that that >> shop. Yeah. [laughter] >> He was down bad.
>> Never recovered.
>> That's a great So, so the the late night food.
>> Just late night food. Yeah.
>> Hard now, man.
>> Yeah, it is, man.
>> We've tackled best stuff.
>> No, you got some you got some coming.
You got some You got the big ones coming. Don't worry. Spending here.
[laughter] >> I'm waiting for you.
>> How much have you got?
>> Show the [ __ ] >> How much have you done?
>> He's got three. He's got three. So have you, Ali. Uh, after this I've got >> this will be your four.
>> Okay, cool.
>> I've done four.
>> All right. I don't know if this is limited to just British culture, but I think it's something that we enjoy a lot. And if you don't, I think you're a bit of a wild lad if you ask me, man, cuz like it's been paid for. It's the end of the year. You might as well let your hair down. Don't do anything stupid that gets you in trouble with HR.
>> A Christmas party.
>> Oh, great show. a good Christmas party when they when there's no expenses paid and they take you to a nice place so you get some food and then like you know what take the day off we're all going to go out together you know you get on it with all your workmates someone gets with someone there's some sort of drama just make sure it's not you >> he said something very important he said don't get into no drama with HR that is very big you know what I mean cuz people lose themselves at a Christmas party >> just make sure you don't incriminate yourself but make sure when someone else does you're there for the drama just enjoy it man and then wake up in the morning >> parties are so good man Christmas party.
>> People don't like letting their hair down, not knowing that. I've always believed, yeah, this is a bit more serious, but like in the corporate world or whatever, you need to be able to meet with people outside of work cuz then for me, that's when promotions are decided, when things are decided. And Christmas parties are the best way to do it cuz there's no excuse things have >> guys. Did you see Dazzer and Elaine? I think they kissed.
>> You know, the last time I went to a Christmas party was um Sega in like 2010, 11.
>> By the way, Daz making manager by the way.
So did you.
>> Yeah, he did the same thing.
>> Is it >> the last? Yeah, the last one. Remember I came to link you afterwards? I linked to you in Chuckadero. I don't think you remember you and Runner and I walked in and I must have bared someone and he went to beat me up. Member, but I was so tipsy. I couldn't I didn't see it. But you saw it. Do you remember?
>> No. [laughter] >> Sorry. Sorry. I tried to remember.
Sorry.
>> I actually tried to remember. Let's say let's say No, let's go. Say it's 1987 in it. Go on.
>> No, no, it's 2010. That's No, I'm not.
talking about mouse. Sorry.
>> That's a long time. 2010. How is he going to remember that?
>> I know. I remember like it was yesterday. Spec punched up.
>> That was the only Christmas party. But it's probably the best one because I saw everybody let their hair down. But let me just say you are having a sensational debut.
>> No. Ali bad.
>> You've lived in Brit. You was You weren't even born here.
>> I know. [laughter] More British than all of us.
>> Yeah, man. If you don't assimilate, get the [ __ ] out of my country. You can.
[cough] >> Specs.
>> Yes.
>> Your last pick.
>> Oh, no. You got two last B.
>> I got two. Is this what? These are my last two. Oh, mate. Oh, I got I got to shuffle things around.
>> So, there's a lot of things I do in the morning that I've been I've been true to. But I want to talk about my new the new specs, my new journey.
And I've watched all my friends do this for time, man. I didn't care about it. I thought you lot were losers. But boys, man, >> yeah, >> the gym [clears throat] >> like my bad. I know I cuss the gym. I thought people were losers and that, but bro, people go in gym and then whether you're a guy or girl, the sun's out and you get to show whatever you've been working out, >> bro. I want THAT FEELING. DAZZA DAZZ'S handshakes right now different, my bro.
>> The voice changes [laughter] endorphin rush when you done a few days in the gym. Yeah, >> the gym and and >> so I'm I'm going to start next month and I I can't wait to bring >> I can't believe this.
>> I know. I know. I know. Shocking.
>> I know. He hated gym.
>> I hate a gym. But it's it's actually class house music in the gym most of the time. Everyone's just working.
>> You know, >> it's the best when you go early morning as well. Just sets up your day right.
I've never seen someone drink Coke or fizzy drink in the gym. I haven't seen it, you know.
>> No one takes it seriously. I know. But again, you know, there's no rules in it in the gym. You can. But people people take it seriously. I've seen B2 shake.
>> Yeah, I've seen people like eat sweets like for a little sugar boost sometimes.
And also when you see the same same people at the same time and they say, "Oh, what you telling me? All right, man. How you been?"
>> You know what I said about the gym as well and I I've said this to other people. Yeah.
>> I've never seen a fight in the gym.
>> Any that people will always get out your way in the gym.
>> People will always help you in the gym.
Whatever they're like outside of the gym, in the gym, everyone is got half an eye on making sure everyone's all right in the gym.
>> Facts. That is true. It's a different mentality in the gym.
>> That is true.
>> Even even if you know someone's got that weight and it looks heavy, you just you just have a a little look over them.
Say, "Is he got that?" Okay, he's all right.
>> If it's shaking quick, >> you don't know the the problem [clears throat] though, right? I've said it a couple times to look >> what >> leg extension. That is like It's like the bench for them. They sit, they scroll.
>> Oh, yeah. People >> leg extension. Whenever you need leg extension, look at it. Someone's there on their phone. leg extension and the Smith machine.
>> Oh man.
>> The Smith What's that one?
>> The one that's pre-assisting it. It's got the thing.
>> Oh, you lift it up there. Yeah. People always sit. You talking about >> Yeah, the Smith machine. You can use it for squats, you for shoulder chest.
>> That's a Don't pretend. [laughter] >> I have a plan as well. You know, like when I go and do my gym work, I ain't sitting around on my phone in that space. Five, 10 press ups. I'm going in.
I'm going. I know.
>> I like a plan. [laughter] >> It's never going to work.
>> So you say, you say gym in the summer.
gym. Jim, >> I'm going I'm going gym next month.
Definitely.
>> That's a great pick.
>> Mine next month.
>> Oh, you're busy.
>> He's going away.
>> Yeah.
>> What's your next pick?
>> My next pick is something else that comes from working out in the gym.
>> Okay.
>> Something that I enjoy.
>> Something I I enjoy. No, not British. I do African sex [laughter] after one minute. Then we're done. Good time to be there all day.
>> You got time. I got time.
>> Something I like that I want to stick to my body even if I go to a party afterwards without bathing. Be all be [laughter] of course of course the festivals I've been to T everyone's carried and no one's saying the word [laughter] I want some of that then >> he said I want some of that >> YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT THE BE THING I KNOW I BE so I thought it should be like so if I see you well bro that's cuz I want you to come close >> yeah yeah [laughter] I did I did >> let go of him man >> let me tell you something >> what a few years ago ago, football shirts became very big for outside in the summer and outside at these day parties and that football shirts are designed to stink.
>> Yeah.
>> You get to people at the right time of day with the wicked sweat. You're like, "Bro, you got a force field around you."
>> Do you remember at carnival when everyone was wearing the arsenal?
>> The Arsenal record.
>> Yeah. Yeah. The Jamaica one.
>> But yo, was I know you know what it was like? Don't complain. [laughter] >> This is what it is. All right. You know what? I'm going to do it, too.
>> By the way, this carnival I'm banging.
I'm banging this carnival and I'm Hey, YOU WANT TO GO? YOU'RE BLESSED.
[laughter] >> Doing that to him, man.
>> Yeah.
>> I mean, straight as well.
>> By the way, be you're talking about be in a carnival. Bo on a tube.
>> Oh, no. Yeah.
>> Oh my.
>> I want some of that, too. [laughter] >> What? I want some OF THAT, TOO. YOUR next stop is >> Oh, yeah. Cuz their hands are hands on the YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
>> HOLDING ON. YOU KNOW THAT DEMO there [laughter] you take the >> league specs run out of picks but you found [laughter] it time there.
>> Yeah. Am I done? [laughter] >> Bismah >> Alli to complete what is uh one of the best opening draft appearances ever.
>> What's your last pick? So [laughter] just just a reminder just to cap off it's the best things about Britain or England.
>> It Britain it's about it's about like the experience of Britain cuz ultimately England's just an a bit of Britain is it?
>> For me can we talk about football here?
>> Yeah. If it's there. Yeah.
>> Bro, when England's playing. Yeah. And you just you just see a sea of England shirts. Do you know what? No. No.
Specifically, not when we're in the group stages. Not when it's like round of 16. I'm talking about when we get to this nitty-gritty part where it's like knockout, >> quarterfinals, semi-finals. And it's one of them ones where if you're not supporting England, get out. Get out.
And also, you see everyone started to believe a bit more.
>> Yeah. You know what I mean?
>> The country must make a lot of money when England are in this quarterfinal semi-final finals because everyone is confident in >> you know when England beat um Germany 2-1 at Wembley and I think was >> was it Euros?
>> This was it 2021.
[clears throat] Sterling got this and >> Kane >> that see that.
>> Oh bro, >> you want to cry >> but I just have a slight issue >> when England Congo >> I saw Congalles people in English hurts celebrating.
>> I wasn't sure about that.
>> Luckily and I think this comes to what Alli's saying is less of a conflict in the later stages.
>> There's not Argentinians or French or Spanish or and England's put themselves in that mix now. They have they weren't that for years. Now they're in that mix.
>> It's like the first few rounds I'm with you. Like even when they play Congo, I'm not watching being like, "Come on, England." I'm thinking, "Oh, I would love for Congo to win this game." Once you get past that though, even Mexico, I'm I love Mexico as a country. I love a lot of their players. I'm thinking I want I would like to see Mexico go through cuz it's in their home country and that. Now that they're through that, I'm I'm not backing Norway Argentina.
>> By the way, I want to say this all. You know, I liked as well >> when England played Congo, Congo scored first and Congo were dancing. When England got the second goal, the English fans started doing the Congo were lucky to go out, whatever, >> that is unity in a way.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Cuz like what they're doing fimble >> and I I I like that England fans get the banter.
>> Yeah.
>> Whereas back in the day T was 096.
>> Oh, absolutely not.
>> Jordi's doors getting hit. [laughter] >> Your door getting hit too.
>> I don't think I'll be doing fimble in front of my boys.
That's a great pick cuz we're experiencing right now. We're experiencing it right now and it's definitely it's noticeable.
>> It's that unity after a certain point in you in in a in a major tournament where everyone gets together and it's like now we got to do this. You know what I mean?
Not the late stages like England versus Panama. I didn't even watch that game.
Do you know what I mean? So, but yeah, that's that's my point.
>> Jordy, your last pick. That's a great pick.
>> Last but certainly not least, something that we're probably all off of now, but it has definitely been part of our upbringing and the upbringings of maybe some of the kids of today. I don't I don't know. Times have changed.
>> British soaps.
>> Yeah.
>> Holly Oaks.
>> British soaps. Everybody has their own.
>> No, let's No, let's rank. Let's rank them now. Let's rank them, boys.
>> From back in the day.
>> Standers is number one.
>> Yeah. Who's number two?
>> The Bill saying >> heartbreak. Heartbreak. Stop there.
>> Heartbreak. Heartbeat.
>> Heartbeat. Heartbeat. [laughter] >> Oh my heart. Heart. You know why I say that? Because I remember back in the day that used to come on like on a Sunday, right? about 8. I knew it was bedtime after that. I always >> heartbeat.
>> Oh my god.
>> My top.
>> My top three would have to be in Eastenders. I was going to say England.
Eastenders, the Bill Holios. That's me.
>> I'm guy Holios, Coronation Street.
And then I might go Brookside back in the day was good. It was in Liverpool.
>> Harry Enfield.
>> Only Fools and Horses.
>> Oh, that's my sister. No, that's a that's a Hey, let me tell you something.
I love >> Only Fools and Horses.
>> But yeah, >> that's a good pick. Bring their >> Well, you might know about an omnibus on the weekend though.
>> Bring back Omnibus, man. Bring back Omnibus on >> the weekend. Sunday.
>> Omnibus on a Sunday.
>> Sunday dinner. You missed it >> on Sunday. They used to show every episode from the week back to [laughter] back to back. Okay.
>> I didn't know you called it that. It's called omnibus.
>> You call it in your house. That's your error.
>> I know. I don't know what they used to call I didn't know they had a name.
>> Yeah.
>> I mean, I guess to bet new things.
>> I got I got a few different things I wanted to choose from here.
>> Um, are you going to tell everyone that you played GTA 6 before? Yeah. Oh. All right. Cool. We That's next episode.
>> The first play GTA 6.
>> That's That's what he [laughter] said.
>> He's a liar.
>> I'm going to go with >> I was actually surprised if you did.
>> THAT'S A BIG ONE. THAT'S A big one, you know. Sorry.
>> I'm going to go with Got GTA 6.
[laughter] >> Got GTA 6. And he's online, but he's the only person in the server.
>> Oh man.
>> Oh god.
>> I don't know where to go. I'm gonna go with Louis Faru.
>> Oh, >> Louis Faru documentaries. Louis Faru being British. Louis Faru just >> white guy glasses.
>> Yeah.
>> Taking his Britishness around the world.
I think it's is valuable. He's done some incredible things in his time. He's amazing.
>> I could have gone Charlie Brooker as well, but most of his work's like American actors and that. Now, >> where's where's David Atenburgh on your list?
>> He's not he's he wouldn't be on my list.
That's one.
>> He's fantastic, but he wouldn't be on my list. [laughter] >> I was I was talking about I was going to talk about wildlife on TV.
>> Oh, relax.
>> That's what I'm saying.
>> It's his turn.
>> But Louis Faru is um probably our best like representative out there in the world.
>> My money don't jiggle jiggle. It folds.
>> Exactly. That's him in [clears throat] New Orleans.
>> How do you go about getting the job he has?
>> I want to pivot into that.
>> He's a very He's smart. You did a lot of work as a journalist and a researcher and everything else in the in the early days. You didn't just get on camera.
>> I research.
>> No, you don't.
>> I research all the time.
>> You didn't research this today.
>> No, because this is off the top.
>> You said fish and chips on a on a bender.
>> Yeah, because I poor research.
>> Because I stopped I stopped eating.
>> Cuz I stopped eating don. That's why >> stoping. You carried on.
>> That's I think there's like um there's a there's a generation of people that should be stepping into that. I think our hand was hinting towards maybe moving into that direction a few years ago. There's there's a there's a next generation that can move into that.
There was a guy that was on Vice.
>> What about Sasha?
>> Yeah, he's made a new Alley G though. Is it?
>> Apparently there's an Alg film that's finished. Yeah, >> he was in the studio was in After Me on Sunday >> recording a song probably for Algone.
There's someone else we missing.
>> No, we we still got two more people.
>> What about um Pierce Morgan?
>> No, I'm not a fan. Not a fan. One of the worst things about being British, I would say. Dazzer.
>> I don't think he's that bad. Oh, I nearly headed it.
>> Is that you headed the mic?
>> What do you think? [laughter] You think you nearly headed it?
>> This one here is one of my favorites as well. Like as you were saying or Specs Michael said, but let me just touch on it a bit more. Watching wildlife documentaries. The thing the thing I like about them. No, wait, wait, wait.
Don't laugh. Don't laugh.
>> What's British about this?
>> What British? That's everything's British about it.
>> Why you touching me?
>> D BBC 2.
>> Yeah, BBC, bro. Like even waking up to it like just being on the TV. Remember we used to watch it when you was um we was high one time. Do you remember that?
>> Who?
>> Hi on.
>> Don't say don't say hi and we were smoking. No edible edible edible. We tried edibles. Nothing [laughter] nothing wrong with trying for the first time. There's nothing wrong with it.
>> That's why I like you tried things before too. I just try when you tried high heels. Do you remember when you tried high heels?
[laughter] Cool. Of course. Yeah. Of course. I've tried that. Remember you tried that dancing on the floor?
[laughter] >> No. No.
>> Oh my god. Yes. No.
>> No. No. OH MY GOD. YES. AFTER YOU WAS REMEMBER YOU TRIED ON THE PHONE.
[laughter] >> I'm saying yes.
>> Secret because Channel 4 channel 4 said, "How do you feel about how do you feel about let's [laughter] leave this in the room?
>> Let's bring it out.
>> Bring it out." Oh, baby. Anyway, so when you lot were getting hired, talk to me about we'll get back to wildlife. You lot got high and did what? Just sat there and watch.
>> So we had a flat mate.
>> No girls. No.
>> Yeah, there was one.
>> You had a flat mate, huh? No, it was just free. It was just a case.
>> Okay. Oh, that time.
>> Yeah, that time it was just two times.
Um, [laughter] >> yeah. So basically was me, his flatmate uh was basically big on like doing edible and watching wildlife [snorts] and it was class.
What are you laughing?
>> You know, I've done it before. You know, it's [ __ ] class. [laughter] >> You've done steak, could you? YOU AIN'T DONE [ __ ] EMOTAL.
>> ME AND HAD me and THE MAN HAD NO CARRY ON. LET'S CARRY ON BECAUSE you're with a flat >> watching was watching my life. Was watching um I don't know a cheater chase whatever >> and it felt like we were the cheater chasing.
>> T is this when you sent us that selfie though.
>> Yes. And and the and the voice note.
>> Okay. Then then we'll leave it there. Go back to your go. like you really appreciate what you're watching and you really have like a lot of love for the animal kingdom and like the the struggles they go through and like the whole process seated in a different kind of question.
>> Is it funny when I don't know a donkey just just walks slowly and sits down.
That's all he was laughing. [laughter] >> Animals are he just starts busting.
>> What are you doing?
>> Wildlife documentaries.
>> All right. So David documentaries.
Miles, your last one. Oh god.
>> Last two. No. Oh yeah, that's >> boys. Um, come on, man. How can we forget one of the biggest street parties of all time?
>> Oh, carnival. Carnival.
>> How can we say that?
>> We have to say it. We have to say it.
[applause] >> We even spoke about it.
>> We haven't even spoke about it.
>> I'm I'm annoyed, >> boys.
>> I'm annoyed.
>> You could be annoyed as much as you want. And And you're not invited.
>> Mar's a carnival, though. That's always like what? Let me hear this. I want to hear this.
>> No, no, no. I want to hear what you have to say because you're interrupting my carnival speech. No, >> we going carnival. It's B. Everyone just keeps chatting. I forgot. He's missed it. He's missed it. He's missed it for a couple years. Let me remix it. I'm with you. I'm with you. Let me remix it with one person. Tell them what you actually said. Yeah.
>> Oh, Miles. I'm thinking about going carnival. You know, you might as well roll with me. No, I'm not rolling with you.
>> That's the thing.
>> I go carnival with my people.
>> Why not me? Why not me?
>> Because every two seconds specs.
>> Work on my [laughter] already.
No, no, >> I ain't got time for that. That's not gone. That's gone. That's gone.
>> I don't care. YOU SEE ME?
>> I DON'T WANT TO do that. I don't want to. You're doing autographs and pictures and you do it with everyone and Alli.
It's carnival >> and everybody ONE PERSON SEES SPECS. THE WHOLE OF CARNIVAL SEES SPECS. I DON'T WANT I don't want that to be my carnival. I enjoy carnival my whole life. It's run a corner from my house. I do it with the man them. We chill. Yeah, I get I get noticed. I get spotted. But not like you. I'm not doing I'm not going with stone carnival.
>> Yeah, one time specs took us to the carnival and had his USB in his pocket.
>> He dropped [laughter] >> he lost his USB he dropped his USB and made every friend he's got >> look for the USB >> and look around the >> He was walking up and down [laughter] on this USB like just >> all my music.
>> I know I hear it though.
>> No, that USB is gone.
>> That's a great I'm surprised that uh waited till the last way to end it though.
>> It's a great way to end it, man.
carnival.
>> Last time was there, too?
>> Uh, it's been a long time.
>> Is it this year?
>> You've been carnival.
>> It's back. No, it's not every year. It wasn't last year.
>> It wasn't last year. We last took a year off, boys.
>> No, it's never took a year off.
>> I was there last year, bro. We >> We was all there, bro. This is It's the end.
>> I was I wasn't there.
>> No, there was word of it going off apparently. Specs, your five >> British dance music events.
Guess who videos on YouTube.
>> That's a big one.
>> Stroking dogs, the gym, and body odor.
>> Right. Let me ask you on a scale of one.
>> Five best things about being British.
>> Yeah. On a scale of one to Britain now we ranking that list.
>> Um Jabiro. [laughter] >> I think it's great.
>> Alli. Alli. This is a strong list.
>> Is there no name?
>> No. No. No. No. It's not a team, you know. Alli, your list was Weather Spoons, British stations, British people saying way when someone drops a glass, Christmas parties, and I'm going change that to office Christmas parties.
>> Oh, yeah, please. Yeah. Yeah.
>> And when England are playing late stage knockout games.
>> That is on a scale of one to Britain.
That is that is [ __ ] British, mate.
British, mate. That is >> B.
That's a strong four out of five, you know.
>> Sweet as a nut, mate.
>> I give that I would give that reform out of 10.
>> That's a Lake District out of 10. Four out of 10. even born here, you know. I need to keep reminding people.
[laughter] >> Yo, >> he's more British than us, >> bro. A simulation works, man.
>> Jordi, yours was British trainer style, the cafe, shortorditch, >> late night food, and British soaps.
>> Late night fish and chips.
>> By the way, I said the cafe.
>> Yeah, I was going to say cafe again, but yeah, 100%.
>> They threw that bagel back in it. I hear it.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> It's a little bit Londonentric, but that's their four good list. You know, you're right. You know, you're right. I can only tell you what I've lived through. My list [laughter] is My list is The Good Walks, >> Marks and Spencer, Love Island, Sunday Roast, and Louis Faru.
>> Yeah, I don't know about that. Love >> you now. You know, >> you just said you're live today.
>> That's a big lie. [laughter] >> Fair.
>> You got hanging out in the park, DRIVING.
>> Don't say that. Hang [laughter] out.
>> In the bushes.
>> SPECS, [laughter] DO THE FACE. DO THE FACE.
>> What's he doing in the park? What's he doing in the park?
Hanging out in the park. We still got three more.
>> We still got four. We got four more.
[laughter] >> Just say chilling in the park.
>> Hanging out in the park.
>> No. Chilling in the park, but hanging out.
>> Driving on the A406. Listening to Young Chezy.
>> Barbecues, >> theme parks, [laughter] >> and wildlife documentaries.
>> Whilst you're high.
>> Whilst you're very British.
>> No. [laughter] No. No. No. It's British.
That's British.
police if [laughter] Miles yours is I think your yours and Allies are very competitive with each other about that.
>> You've got linebacker rides 6 to8 restaurants on the river 6 to8 again cocktails in cans.
>> Yeah. That's very British.
>> Winter Wonderlands Hill Carnival.
>> That's our thing. YOU KNOW, I THINK I THINK THAT'S the one.
>> Stop clapping. Yeah, the sticker.
[laughter] >> Did Did anyone leave any >> uh Black Spray? [laughter] >> That's everywhere.
>> That's a big one.
>> Yes, a big one.
>> It's coming to our country.
>> Uh >> I was going to put the Adenoogas cuz >> I was going to say I was going to say Grime.
>> Yeah, I was I was going to say boy then I thought like Julie Adanoogas iconic as well. The Adenoogas is a big part of Britain.
>> I was going to say Jus. I was just going to say Jus.
>> No one else is allowed J.
>> Oh, how can we forget the national anthem? Talking the hardest.
>> Oh, >> that's a big one.
>> Gigs is up there.
>> Yeah, gigs is up there. That's a big That's part of our culture.
>> Questions on camera >> everywhere you go.
>> Oh, IRL's now.
>> Oh, what a carny street.
>> Yeah, Carn.
>> Carn Street. All the All the streamers and all the Tik Tokers in Carnobby Street.
>> Can [laughter] they call you out of nowhere? I see where ambush bowl. Ooh, >> bro. Can you um donate >> shers? That's not something I like about Britain.
>> Oh, yeah. Okay. Are we doing Are we doing a >> We'll do things We hate about Britain.
Yeah. Yeah, we'll do that. We'll do that at the end of the summer when the sun goes down. Thinking about Yeah. We're in love right now. Yeah.
>> Well, that is our boardroom episode.
Thank you so much, Alli. What a performance. What an appearance.
>> Fantastic. [applause] >> You're not subscribed. You are subscribed. I don't know who you are cuz the boardroom's basically all subscribers. But uh give us a like, give us a hype, and let us know what merch we're doing for Dazzle.
>> Dazzle as well. Yeah.
>> Yeah. Whatever's got the highest AKA, I'm putting it on the shirt and I'm pulling it on from my left website.
That's right.
>> There we go. Have >> we got a website?
>> Something like that.
>> Oh, I don't know how we're going to do it. Sorry. [laughter] >> I ain't pull that far, but it's going to be out there anyway.
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