When Shiina Becomes a Unit of Weight

[00:00:01]I love to eat. I know it doesn't look like it, but I do like to eat.

[00:00:06]I have a lot of tummy debuffs. It's true. I just tank them. I refuse to give up. I tank my tummy debuffs, and I'm like, "One day, I'll just win."

[00:00:17]Eventually.

[00:00:19]Eventually, I'll win, Cookie.

[00:00:22]It feels good. I'm holding out right now though. I hit my weight goal.

[00:00:26]Went from two three 50 Ooh, 350 to two 40. That's crazy. That's more than one Sheena. You lost more than one Sheena. I hope you know that. I hope you give yourself a pat on the back.

[00:00:40]You lost What is it? I'm like 90 90 95 [music] 90 90 lbs.

[00:00:48]So, you you lost one and 1/4.

[00:00:53]One and 1/4 of a Sheena.

[00:00:56]Yeah. Congratulations.

[00:00:59]You lost an entire me plus some in body weight.

[00:01:05]Yeah, minus one Sheena.

[00:01:08]1.25 Sheenas.

[00:01:10]You weigh two Sheenas. That's crazy.

[00:01:13]Yeah. A Sheena is a unit of measurement.

[00:01:16]Can we adopt Sad Bear as a unit of weight and volume? Sad Bear actually doesn't weigh that much because he's like 90% fat. And fat is like less dense than muscle, so he doesn't actually weigh that much. He's just really obese.

[00:01:31]He's made of like fluffed lard.

[00:01:34]He's not very dense. He's just takes up a lot of volume. Does that make sense?

[00:01:39]High in volume, but low on mass.

[00:01:43]I think Sad Bear has been a Starnight this entire time.

[00:01:47]I don't know. I don't want to make fun of the Starnights. They're working really hard to lose weight, okay?

[00:01:53]I don't think it's in our place. They're working really hard to lose weight for their oshi. Like, I'm not going to I'm not going to bag on them, Cookie.

[00:02:02]They're working so hard.

[00:02:06]Hold on, Cookie.

[00:02:08]Are we any better? I don't know. When I meet people, I don't really I don't really think of how big they are.

[00:02:15]I don't know.

[00:02:17]I don't really I don't really think about it. I don't really be like, "Oh my god, this butter cookie is so huge."

[00:02:24]That was like the last thing I was like, "I'm trying so hard to remember your face cuz I'm really bad at that." I'm not thinking about if you're fat or not, Cookie. I'm not going to I'm not going to lie to you.

[00:02:37]I don't really think about that like at all.

[00:02:40]I just hope you guys are like healthy.

[00:02:44]Too bad I'm always thinking about how fat I am. Damn.

[00:02:48]Maybe therapy for that. I don't know. I don't know, Cookie.

[00:02:52]I can't help you with that one. I'm not I I'm not thinking about how fat you guys are, but I understand. I used to be quite rotund myself and uh yeah, thoughts about how big I was definitely plague when you're when you're like going through it, Cookie.

[00:03:10]You know.

[00:03:13]My friends call me tungsten. Wait, why?

[00:03:15]Cuz it's dense?

[00:03:18]Oh, it works better if I put my whole body into it. Dang. Okay. I just stood up and like pushed down with all my force of my weight. Worked out a lot better. I be tungsten, too, because I'm dense in the head. I would think when somebody says they're dense, it just means that their friends think they're like a little on the stupo side, which if if you don't have a stupo friend in your friend group, your friend group is not complete. Like every friend group needs a stupo friend. Like the one that just gets himself into like some trouble every once in a while.

[00:03:56]It's not complete. You know, Cookie, you have to have a mascot friend. The stupid one. Before you you say you don't have one, make sure you're not the stupid friend, you know? Cuz it could be you.

[00:04:11]I'm the stupid friend, but I don't get in trouble. [music] I've had stupid friends before in my youth that were too stupid, you know?

[00:04:19]That that's a thing. Hold on, I'm going to put these away cuz they're like kind of drying up. Hold on, guys.