Zombie Christmas Apocalypse (2024) is AWFUL - Movie Review

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[00:00:00]Oh my goodness, this movie was stupid. Now, this is coming from somebody who really enjoys B movies, but there is a certain threshold or there's a certain amount of that I can take and this movie was just way worse than I expected, but judging by the title, I don't know what else what a come on.

[00:00:19]Come on. And that's my biggest gripe here because from my recollection, there was nothing about the zombie movie that screams Christmas except snow. There's no Christmas trees, there's no ceremonies, there's no celebration, there's no Christmas wrapping, there's no gifts, there's there's nothing involving Christmas or the theme.

[00:00:40]Oh my goodness, man. This was insufferable and I feel so bad cuz the late great Tony Todd, rest in peace, one of my very, very favorite actors of all time is stuck in this mess of a movie and he's easily the best performance.

[00:00:55]There's no contest. Everybody else is really staggering around. They're very stoic. There's not much emotion going on in these actors. Even our lead guy, I can't tell you his name. He's supposed to be the badass rescuing everybody kind of like a wannabe Rick Grimes. And the reason I fell so hard on this movie is that when it comes to so bad it's good films or B movies, I can at least laugh at them or have some sort of heartwarming quality that can make me enjoy just how bad a certain film is. I can I can still appreciate and respect the behind the scenes and how a movie is put together, but Zombies Christmas Apocalypse, why did I even bother?

[00:01:39]I had so much mixing and mastering and so much deadlines to meet and what did my dumb ass do while I was just trying to get some work done? You know what?

[00:01:48]Let me put on Zombies Christmas Apocalypse, you know, Tony Todd's in here. You know, at least he's going to do a great job. Oh my goodness, man.

[00:01:59]Oh man, there's one scene here where we're introduced to some chick. I think her name's Lily and she's some sort of fake governor character from The Walking Dead or or wannabe, if you will, and there's a couple of dead corpses propped up next to her. She's the one that killed them off and she's saying that she needs her get-back against the system or some like that and she eventually gets a whole bunch of survivors killed. This is one of the rare reviews where I feel like I can't really break down a story or a plot line to a T because this movie is a slog.

[00:02:32]It's excruciatingly slow-paced and you're constantly checking your watch when you're watching this movie.

[00:02:40]Now, this might be a nitpick for some people out there, but I do watch my movies with subtitles. It's something that I've always done since I was a kid and this movie has some of the worst closed captioning I've ever seen in my life. Like some of the words don't even make sense half of the time. I feel like whoever exported the subtitle file into this movie for digital platforms was either drunk as much as I am right now.

[00:03:05]Like what the Have you guys ever watched a movie or a TV episode and the music is way louder than the actors talking or gunshots ring off and it's extremely loud, but when they're talking, it's like almost low like like mouse level? This movie might have the worst example of that because I was constantly turning the volume up and down, up and down on my remote. Now, you might ask me, "How was the practical effects? How were the blood and gore?

[00:03:32]How would the zombies look? Is it even worth the shot?" No, it's not worth the shot. The zombies look like cheap bin bargain dollar store costume party city level zombies. Maybe this movie was made for rage bait for me to freak out and have a rant over it. Like this movie's not supposed to take itself seriously. I don't know. I don't, but this movie gets two thumbs down. I'm going to give Zombies Christmas Apocalypse >> [laughter] >> I'm going to give >> [laughter] >> I can't do it. This movie made me lose my mind. I'm going to give >> [laughter] >> I'm I'm going to give Zombies Christmas Apocalypse a one out of 10. Oh, I'm going to do a whole outtake section for this one. This is ridiculous. All right, y'all. That's it. My My name is Fro.

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